"Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Spaniards always win."
here he is, like clockwork
>>67681706
>Counting Ballon D'Or
Pointless and not even needed to show how big the gap is
>>67681706
>European titles
>Irrelevant pre-season friendly shit like Club World Cup
Stat padding Penaldo would be proud of
congrats sevilla
good game
>>67681764
Well, it's not like he has a job or anything
did you mean handball?
>>67681706
>the Spaniards
South American players*
>>67681706
>having their entire football success based on debts
good job pedro, it's probably why your economy is shit and you don't have a job
No doubt the top teams blow any other league away but when it comes to the bottom 10 or so the league is embarrassingly bad
>>67681706
>refland
>>67681986
>Aston Villa
Surely Rayo would destroy them
>>67681957
Tell us about minijobs while i drink sangría on the beach
You could have prevented this, Europe.
>>67682183
THEY NEED TO GET GOOD AGAIN
>>67681986
Clueless lmao
The EPL hyperbole has proven to be bullshit time and time again
It's not even close to being the best league in the world, despite what Sky Sports/BT say
>>67682059
Mayo Vallecano would destroy them
Spanish league is undoubtedly the strongest top to bottom but no one gives a shit because there's no memes.
Step up your meme game lads.
>>67682183
Are Italians their Kryptonite?
>>67681706
How many titles would they have without south americans?
>counting ballon dors
epic, simply epic
>>67681832
>CWC
>Preseason
I guess you dont have to know when its played because no english team will ever reach it.
routine
>>67682568
Man United have won it and Liverpool and Chelsea have both been in it too.
>>67682567
>How many titles would they have without south americans?
Every team has sudacas
>>67681706
How many titles would they have without Dr. Fuentes?
Best Football:Spain
Best Literature:Spain
Best Lifestyle:Spain
Best history:Spain
Best painters:Spain
Best balance biodiversity / Civilization:Spain
Best Food:Spain
Best wine:Spain
Best Nightlife:Spain
Best weather:Spain
>>67683947
>Implying that the russians and germans are not superior in literature to spain
Also, Shakespeare is a meme, and cervates is objectively superior in every sense.
>>67683933
The same amount buyern would have the past five years without le inject honey man
>>67683947
>>67682423
no, spain is italy's kryptanite if anything. just like how italy is germany's kryptanite. but the italian teams are much less cunty than spanish ones so i think he prefers italian team to win over spanish
The only ones that matter are the World Cup, Euros and Champions League. Balloon Door would be worth something but it's been reduced to the Messi/Ronaldo award.
>>67681957
This is my favorite meme
ay lmaooo
>>67681706
Do you even sleep? you have to be a proxy
>>67681706
good post 2bh
>>67681706
>yfw no sticky
>>67681706
to be honest the spain NT was shit before this generation, and will probably be back to being shit when they grow old.
>>67681706
Fairly impressive 2bh
>>67682568
SAVAGE
>>67681706
>>67698387
IBERIA RULES
>>67698387
>>67698411
Portugal is not Spain
>>67698387
This just highlights how far ahead Spain is over Portugal. Not sure why you spent time making this.
>>67683947
>Spanish delusion
My sides!!!
>>67682137
*drink sangrea in my room alone while crying and posting on chinese robot forum
>>67683947
The best Spanish players are not even Spanish. Modric and Ronaldo carry RM (sometimes Marcelo and Bale) and the trio in Barca are not Spanish, neither is the best defender Macherano. Atletico is also French, headed by Argentina, and Seville had Banega to take over the game as well as vitolo.
The reason the Spanish league is the best is because they speak spanish, that's it. And Spanish makes it easiest to transfer over from south america
>>67683947
best history you say?
>Be 5pa1n
>Formed by the Roman empire
>Overrun by the Moors and under muslim rule for about 700 years
>Begging every christian in europe to support you to BTFO the muslims (711- last caliphate surrendering in 1492)
>Biggest achievement till today is hiring an genoese (italy) explorer to discover a western sea route to India that he never found
>Spanish Inquisition torturing and killing random innocent people for lulz
>1516-1700 reign family was from the house Habsburg (that's a European ruler family originating from south swabia, today's switzerland) after that it was some rejects from france
>Conquistador's slaughtering entire civilizations chasing gold and glory for the catholic church
>Loosing Habsburger granted influence in europe as well as every single colony and went back to total irrelevance
>Fascist dictatorship 1936-1975
>first democratic elected parliament in 1982 (!!!)
>astonishing 25% general unemployed rate and over 50% youth unemployed rate
You sure are a real muslim country with a glorious history to be proud of 5pa1n
España decime qué se siente,
para tener raíces musulmanas,
Te juro que aunque pasen los años,
nunca nos vamos a olvidar.
What is the rightmost trophy? Germany and Spain have one each.
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>>67683947
>best history
As in how you've been Austria's bitch for far longer than actually necessary?
>>67698997
I can't stress this scene enough, the guy refrains from using his sword (which he delicately holsters between his teeth) and instead prefers to use a baby as a blunt object.
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>>67681706
For a second I thought I had stumbled upon a /pol/ thread.
>>67698718
Yeah. An Americans opinion on "culturally relevant" is as valid as the opinion of an American on healthy food.
>>67698872
>german history knowledge
You really don't want to get into history Fritz, just write those checks for Shlomo Sheckelstein and apologize again
>>67704095
>Fritz
It's clearly a Nigel. The butthurt is too intense.
>>67698718
Well, you have proofs no one can deny.
>>67681706
we will come back to that at the euros
>>67698718
>tf
>tt
>>67698799
Or maybe because this is a team sport and we are better at managing, scouting, forming players (like Messi btw since he was a little kid), defining style and in short, playing football and being competitive than anybody else.
>>67698946
Intercontinental cup
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercontinental_Cup_(football)
>>67681706
>all those balloon doors
I hope you're not counting Messi's and Ronaldo's, because they are argentinian and portuguese respectively.
>>67681706
you seem to be missing a few there, paco.
>England
missing at least 10 CL trophies, they also have a world cup. everything else is irrelevant
>Germany
they have 4 world cups, they are also missing a few champions league trophies etc.
>Spain
why are you counting ronaldo and messi balloon doors?
>>67705447
>European titles since 2000
>That flag
>So intelligent
this is the official, no frills, no bullshit, all time stats of relevant trophies only. Spain still best but nowhere near as statpadded as faggot OP.
>>67705378
Really???
>>67705916
Italy. 4 world cups. 12 CLs etc...
>>67705916
revised: added Italy and also included Euro wins to tally. Italy is hot on Spains tail.
>>67698387
cool
thanks joao!
>>67683947
Best post, Manolo.
All those anglo-german tears are hilarious.
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