>start first real job in NYC
>guy on my team is from Spain.
>try breaking the ice ask if he likes sports
>he says yes he likes football
>ask if he likes Giants or Jets
>he says "no I mean soccer, Spanish soccer"
>ask if he likes Barcelona or Real Madrid
>he laughs and says there are more teams than those two
>names some team I never heard of
>now he thinks I'm an idiot
OP is a sports pleb
>>67673468
Ask if he thinks the Spanish national team would have been as successful as it has been recently withour Dr Fuentes
>>67673468
Stop being a sports casual, OP
Why's he calling it football in America? He's the one who should be embarrassed
>>67673468
should have named off some hipster bullshit like Celta Vigo bro
Based spaniard exposing merifats dilettante knowledge of sports
We already knew you're an idiot without that conversation, so don't feel sad.
>>67673468
Must have been an atletico fan then
>>67673468
>now he thinks I'm an idiot
don't be so hard on yourself, he already thought you were an idiot before
>>67673746
You only know one goddamn sport Bongistan and you're not even good at it.
>>67673468
>get first full-time job
>try to start conversation with coworker
>"so....you a football fan?"
>He starts jabbering away about Liverpool in some Eastern European accent
>mfw I'm also a Liverpool fan
He was a pretty cool dude, I wonder if he's getting ready to watch the final right now.
>few months into job
>see supervisor wearing USA soccer shirt
>strike up conversation
>he's a Chelsea supporter
>start shitting furiously
>open the door
>hit the floor
>I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air.
>>67673488
Is he like Dr J?
Why are yuros so snobby? Soccer is like below Lacrosse in terms of popularity here. I'm sorry If I don't know much about it, just trying tk be friendly. We wouldn't shit on you for not knowing American Football, Baseball, Basketball, or Hockey
>>67673488
top bantz, top question
spain is as mauch of a fraud as russia
>>67673720
Because it's called football
>>67673797
We are the current champions in:
Heavyweight boxing (Fury)
Tennis (Davis Cup)
The Masters (Danny Willett)
Six Nations (Grand Slam champions)
Formula 1 (Hamilton)
Snooker (Selby)
The Ashes (Australia got BTFO)
>>67673969
And we wouldn't try and talk to you about those sports
>>67673919
He's like Dr Michele Ferrari was to Lance Armstrong
>>67673866
YAY, WE DID IT REDDIT!
He's a dick i would ask you to bring me to a true American match and then ask if you want to be cucked like a true American.
That's how you form a good friendship
>>67673990
>Heavyweight Boxing
what a borefest
>>67673987
>still butthurt from the euro final and german teams getting smashed in europe
lel don't worry, hans, soon you'll be able to play new sports with you enriching newcomers, like stoning an infidel wife or beheading someone for leaving islam
>>67673468
>americans & soccer ch4
>>67673823
>in bio chem lab last year
>lab partner is british guy
>ask him about football
>yeah I'm from hull but support liverpool since hull are shit
>ta for the class was from ghana
>also a liverpool fan
that liverpool feel trancends race and nationality
>>67673969
You mean handegg, rounders, netball, and ice hockey, right?
>>67674018
implying
dr mmüller wohlfahrt was also a specialist fgro blood doping and he was the doctor for bayern and german NT for ages.
there is a reason top apthelets from all sports like usain bolt still come to him
>>67674014
Only because you don't stand a chance in hell of winning it, top kek
I would say Fury is pretty likely to retain his titles against Klitschko. But then even if he doesn't (but I hope he does), Anthony Joshua is right behind him and is arguably the brightest prospect in the division right now
>not bullying the semen slurping yurotrash
>>67673969
he answered OP questions, OP took it upon himself to propogate his own inferiority complex
>Not telling him soccer is banned in your office
>>67673866
>average Chelsea hater is an autist who complains about them on a Mongolian knitting board
Not a surprise really.
>>67673990
>Six Nations
>The Ashes
>Formula 1
>Snooker
At least one of these is made up
>working with, near or around shit skins
you did it to yourself
>in an interview
>exec asks me to list reasons why I would be good for this position
>say "I could give you 96 reasons why I'm right for this position" with a smile
>he tells me that he's a Liverpool fan
>a what? He's a fan of a city?
>"sorry what?"
>he says the soccer team
>"ha! That slipped right by me."
>he looks at me quizzically for a moment and then says "I don't think this is going to work."
>at this point I'm shocked because I thought things were going well
>I then tell him that I'd be crushed if I didn't get this job
>he gives me a mean look and tells me to get out of his office
>holy shit this guys a mad man
>get up and as I'm walking out tell him "I was really a fan of this company but now you've killed that for me."
>he throws a stapler at me that I barely dodged
>gtfo of there
What the hell? Am I just really bad at interviews?
>>67673990
He said sports, my Muslim friend.
>>67673990
Willet only "won" because Spieth lost
>>67674102
>>67674146
>>67674196
Christ this is amazing
>>67674132
I hope this is a true story
>>67674217
I've literally have never heard of snooker or ashes. You mean like competitive ring around the rosey?
>>67674014
>Ortiz-Jennings
>Joshua-Whyte
>Parker-takam
>Wilder-Povektin(:c)
>borefests
retard...
>>67674252
Wow, Americans are literally this dumb.
>>67674252
Snooker is boss tbqh
>>67674285
Nice memeing.
>>67674318
>can't recognise some of the biggest sporting events in the world
>not dumb
>>67674377
>implying anyone other than brits and pooinloos care about cricket
delusion
>>67674196
>winners only win because losers lose
Thanks for that, lad
OP is a false flagging faggot
>>67674056
>Britbongistani chatting shit about boxing
>literally BTFO by a ginger Mexican
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>67674660
>Position v Position
This triggers me, what a pointless fucking comparison.
>>67674196
wat?
You mean like.. we're only alive because the atmosphere is 21% Oxygen?
>>67674077
It's a meme you mongoloid. A shit one at that.
Nu yuros cant even handle a bit od banter
96 keks>>67673488
This desu
>>67674029
I see Liverpool fans are incapable of spelling, regardless of their country of origin.
>>67673468
Should have just told him that la liga sucks ass and you already know barca, real or athletico are going to win anyways so who cares about the other teams
