Porcello vs Ventura
Red Sox
1. Mookie Betts (R) RF
2. Dustin Pedroia (R) 2B
3. Xander Bogaerts (R) SS
4. David Ortiz (L) DH
5. Hanley Ramirez (R) 1B
6. Travis Shaw (L) 3B
7. Jackie Bradley Jr. (L) CF
8. Christian Vazquez (R) C
9. Brock Holt (L) LF
Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
3. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
4. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
5. Alex Gordon (L) LF
6. Salvador Perez (R) C
7. Cheslor Cuthbert (R) 3B
8. Omar Infante (R) 2B
9. Paulo Orlando (R) RF
First pitch 8:15 ET
R O Y A L S
little early
and how come there are 0 (ZERO) memes in the OP
this is literally unacceptable
>>67662102
I keep it professional when I make the thread mate
memes are saved for when my royals get blown the fuck out 12-1
>>67662118
But you guys won last year PURELY on meme magic
surprised you dont use that god given tool that your team thrived on
>>67662146
my meme magic was spent on trump this year tbqh
currently running on fumes
>>67662163
>wasting your meme magic on Trump when the election has been rigged for Shillary from the start
although i admire the effort, that was for a lost cause famalam
>>67662028
>JBJ POTW
NEAT!
Remember that meme magic kills memes
Generals exist so much on /sp/ now because we killed all out memes.
inb4 yordano walks 5 and gives up 7 runs in 3 innings
>>67662278
Haha but you have to realize that he's facing Grapes and that means the Royals will score 8 runs in two.
odds on ventura starting a fight?
how many Royals fans will still be here by the All Star break?
>>67662401
0
he has made a 180 and is completely stoic on the mound. this has resulted in him being the worst pitcher in the AL
he has more walks than strikeouts as someone who can throw 98
>Eck is in instead of Lyons
THANK FUCK
I'd still prefer Remy, but Eckersely >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lyons
wow lovin this interview with the FINISHER
>>67662445
I think Charlie Moore is better than fucking Lyons. And I hate Charlie Moore.
>8:05 start
>8:09
KANNNSSSSSAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!
>>67662519
It is obvious the people who post on this thread no nothing about Charlie. His show is his own and nothing posted on here will change anything about it. If he ever saw this post he would laugh his ass off at the complete inaccuracies. But I guess if you don't have a life, living through his makes your day.
>>67662584
Don't you have some fishing to be doing, chahlie?
>>67662584
THE MAD FISHAMAN
hoping for a good start from grape man
wtf you guys have like 6 straight .300+ hitters in the lineup
why is this allowed?
>>67662662
Because our team ERA is like 9. We need to score 10 runs just to be able to compete tbqh with you Joe.
>>67662662
it's the only way it's possible to win with our pitching
dfa mookie when he's not even batting 300
wew lad
based ump
"When he was 13 years of age, working with the Red Sox, his primary job was to buy drugs for the players while they were in spring training," one of the victims said, according to an investigative report of his sworn statement to Danna. "He would buy pot for pitcher Dennis Eckersley. He advised that Eckersley would give him $250 and tell him to buy an ounce, then keep what's left over."
In the Globe story, Eckersley said he did not remember any such incident.
"I don't recall anything from over 20 years ago," he told the newspaper. "That's what I'm sticking to."
Swing the bat you stupid manlet
THEY DIDNT SCORE A RUN IN THE FIRST
ITS OVER
5TH PLACE, BRACE FOR IT.
TWO?? (2)?? Games of the Baseball Tomorrow?!!!
Is it possible WE will be the 2game champs of the champion world????
I sometimes wish I had a gf to watch baseball with
Anti-Remy guy a shat. a grat one. a shat one.
Hanley always scares me with foulpop ups
is rick an ance
Why are all of the Red Sox manlets?
>>67662915
A grat one. a grapance one.
>>67662915
Grapes has been earning his grapes so far this year, but I'm still reluctant to buy in on him.
Top kek at this ump's retarded strikezone
>it's a shitty ump episode
Even when it helps us it bothers me
>>67662995
>us
nice pitch bro
So how were the weekend games sox bros? By the box score, they looked very memey
>>67663044
im posting from the dugout ipad
So Red Sox fans still act like Papi isn't on roids?
>>67663197
e/b/ic /b/oast /b/rah
>artist that Joel is interviewing is unironically wearing a fedora
>>67663197
You dont have proof
i would eat bbq sauce out of the blonde who was holding the bbq sauces asshole if you catch my drift
>>67663228
>>67663244
I bet you guys think the Russian track and field team wasn't doping either
Why the hell are they not swinging the fucking bat, jesus.
>>67663299
hanley just did??
>>67663299
they probably were watching tape of ventura throwing nothing but balls for 500 straight pitches before today
Thread is too dead for my taste
BASED SHAW
I hate when they are doing the stupid auction. I just want to watch baseball
>>67662763
I wouldn't' remember anything from 20 years ago either if I was smoking ounces per week. :^)
BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN
HE CANNOT BE STOPPED
The JBABYJ show never ends
>major league high
what did he mean by this
>crow hop on the relay
FUCK YOU ESKY YOU HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTE SHIT THIS YEAR YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A GOLD GLOVER
JBJBJBJ
>.800 slugging pct
holy fuck JBJ is on another level right now
GOD JOB VAZQUEZ
nice comeback yordano
Nice at bat, Vazquez
>yfw the Red Sox batting order only has 1 player above 5'10"
>>67663456
No, I think it's three (Ortiz, Hanley, Shaw)
But our manlets are based though
>literally watching 3 straight pitches down the middle
thank you based Jackie Blowjob for being awesome
>>67663492
how tall is Xander? I thought he was 6 even
Grapes has been a pleasant surprise thus far tbqh with you Joe.
>>67663548
Oh ya, he's 6'1 forgot about him.
i have
Mookie
Ortiz
Bogaerts
Hanley
Shaw
JBJr
on my fantasy 10 man team
am i fucked?
>>67663600
Toothpaste
KEK
nice one cuckbert
Gay
>letting the ball hit the bag
Is it possible to be a Boston third baseman and not go full retard?
>getting keked by Kekbert
KEK
>>67663661
It could have rolled foul famalam, I don't blame Shaw all that much.
fuck that was a nice pitch
i think you have an ace on your hands boston
Where THE FUCK is Pablo Sandoval?
>>67663717
eating
GRAPES
>>67663705
It's still grapes. He's looked good so far this season, but so has Buttholez (in the past).
If he's still pitching like this by the end of June, I'll get back to you.
>>67663717
Parked in the garage
>>67663717
he was an isis and sent to guacamo bay
>>67663717
Getting an oil change
>>67663717
out for the season
>holt
DFA
THIS
BUST
>>67663717
At home crying because he lurks the /sp/ cartoon message board and people type the very mean things
you want some type man? me too :(
Rookie Mookie
>wearing a hooded sweatshirt under a jersey
>mfw eckersly
>>67663815
i dont like this meme
>>67663815
>>67663847
its cold you jerks
>>67663855
>being a pussy
>its a pederoia has a terrible night batting episode
>GIDP
god fucking REEEEEEEEEE
>>67663747
>>67663755
Could anon explain to me the car jokes about Pablo Sandoval?
>go to Boston
>get blown up
>>67663929
Fatty's agent said something about benching him in favor of Travis was like "leaving a Ferrari in the garage"
>>67663929
Are you a Kansas fan? If so,
Pablo's agent was being interviewed by Jon Heyman about Pablo being such a fatass that he lost the starting job to Shaw, and his agent went on the defensive for Sandomcfatass, and then said something like this:
>"if you want to win, why leave the ferrari in the garage?"
HUE HUE MAN STYLIN ON THE SOX
>paulo triple-o
Grapes, please.
>>67663937
>go to kansas city
>get bored
This inning has a COLLAPSE feeling to it.
>>67664033
>go to Boston
>get fat
>can't fit in Ferrari anymore
God damn it.
At least they got the putout at first.
that'll do
sorry, I'm dumb, what's with the grapes meme?
>>67664128
Japanese are allergic to them.
>>67664128
Japan stop
JUST
U
S
T
HOZZZZZZ
this dude is a good baseball player
GOD FUCKING GRAPES
THIS IS WHY I CAN NEVER
EVER
FUCKING HAVE FAITH IN YOU
GOD FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOW DOES THAT HOZ DONGER TASTE BOMBSTON?
looks like grape man is now
Raisin man
>>67664128
Chewing tobacco is outlawed in US ballparks now so the teams spend a SHITLOAD of cash on grapes for players to snack on.
>>67664191
win one World Series with luck and suddenly you think you're good
GOD
It's like,
whenever I start to believe in him
whenever I start to actually think he can be a reasonable pitcher
He goes and throws a meatball fucking changeup over the plate and it gets blasted
you fucking piece of shit Grapes
>>67664217
LE THROW MONEY AT IT BUT WE ARENT NEW YORK WE SWEAR SWEET CAROLINE AMIRITE
>>67664215
oh okay that makes perfect sense
>xander
DFA THIS BUST
F
A
THIS
BUST
>>67663959
>>67663987
Oh shit lmao! that's golden
>>67664278
lmao poorfags mad
>ITS A RED SOX OFFENSE DISAPPEARS ON THE FIRST GAME OF A ROAD TRIP EPISODE
GOD FUCKING STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67664295
When the players got stressed out they would chew more tobacco. Now when they fuck up and make errors or give up home runs they eat grapes. Hence the "5 million grapes" meme for fuckups.
>>67664335
This is quite a meme your onto tbqh with you Joe
>>67664369
Poast the Tito beating up Don one.
Did Don make the trip?
>JBJ
>GOOD
DFA
THIS
BUST
U
S
T
>>67664427
Time for Porcello to give up 10 more runs.
>xander
>good
ugh dfa this defensive abomination
>balticucks losing 10-0
are red sox game threads usually filled with this reddit lite tier banter?
>>67664586
We're losing too though.
GRAPES PLEASE
>>67664600
can still come back though
>>67664598
Hi I am Mike Finkel. From the New York Times.
Would you like to share more with the group?
>>67664633
>implying
offense is dead tonight famalam
IT'S INFANTE
JUST GET INFANTE OUT PLEASE
BASED
>>67664635
Hi Mike
You should use some of that sweet NYT kike faggot salary and get a hair transplant
Also, how does it feel to have Jonah Hill play you in a movie? I would have an hero'd.
GRAPES
YOU FUCKING
PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
AND THEN JBJ CANT CORRAL IT
GOD FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
get him out of there farrell
STOP
Classic Porcello
WEW LADDIE
HUE HUE
>>67664633
nevermind
>GIVING UP A LINE DRIVE RBI DOUBLE
>TO OMAR FUCKING INFANTE
GOD 117 MILLION GRAPES FOR THIS.
AND THEN HE GIVES UP 2 MORE
THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>bombston pitching waking up the offense
>>67664760
Yes Mike Finkel here. I enjoyed having dinner with Jonah and (luckily) the studio footed the bill. He certainly enjoys a good meal! I thought he was excellent in Moneyball. Did you think that Billy Beane was represented well in the film?
>>67664884
Only our fucking pitching man.
Same shit with the Astros and Athletics the past two weeks, difference being that we lit them up too.
I swear to god.
If Dave doesn't fucking make a trade by the end of this month for SOMETHING I'm gonna be furious.
Our pitching is hot dogshit, with PORCELLO AND WRIGHT BEING OUR BEST FUCKING PITCHERS THUS FAR.
ADD TO THE FACT THAT E-ROD IS GOING TO BE OUT UNTIL JULY (AND THEY AREN'T EVEN SURE HE'S GOING TO PITCH AGAIN THIS SEASON)
GOD FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Eternal 4th placers finally losing a game, meaning the Sox finally have a chance to take back first
>117 Million Grapes fucking BLOWS dick and we lose too
Rage Pepe I am going to kill you and drive your body to a Cape Cod League game and dress you up like a scarecrow in the stands and leave you there to be discovered by some grounds keeper from the D.R.
>>67665074
Classic Red Sox.
>>67665087
wow rude tbqh with you Joe
>>67665011
They should trade Swihart and Buchholz for Teheran
>>67665087
but he's the best part of every thread
>>67665121
You literally read my mind.
I know Teheran is NL and everything, but he's been a pretty solid 3 ERA guy for some time. I wouldn't mind giving him a try.
SWING THE BAT MOOKIE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
ump is being consistent on that pitch at least
>>67665132
Speaking of that, how were the threads this weekend?
The box scores for the games looked incredibly meme-tier. I imagine it was fun.
>>67665132
RAGE PEPE MOAR LIKE LOOKING PRETTY STUPID AS A DEAD SCARECROW AT THE GAME LOL
THE CHILDREN WILL THROW GRAPES AT HIS BLOATED POST MORTAL FORM.
>>67665166
nah famalam
WARM UP THE BULLPEN JOHN
117 MILLION GRAPES IS A FUCKING LOST CAUSE TONIGHT
THROW A FUCKING STRIKE
He's going to give up another homerun, I can just fucking feel it.
>15 consecutive starts with 6+ IP
looks like that ends today :^)
Ok, because the threads dead, I'll generate convo: who do we want being traded/traded for by the deadline?
I've already voiced my desire for Teheran, willing to hear your thoughts.
Open to Royos opinions on your team too.
>>67665155
He had an off year last year but he's only 25 and he's got team control.
Really valuable.
Other targets to consider:
Drew Pomeranz & James Shields (Combo deal??)
Jose Fernandez (too expensive)
Sonny Gray (too expensive)
Jimmy Nelson (lol)
Looking at rotations, every other team is in contention or doesn't have anyone worth trading for.
>>67665483
I want as far away from Shields as possible. That nigga will get SHELLED here, not even worth him for the innings because he'll never be able to make it out of the fucking 3rd.
Fernandez is a pipe dream who we'd literally have to give up the farm for. On top of the fact that Miami actually has a winning record this year (seriously underrated team right now).
Gray is a mess right now, so we might be able to get him cheaper than you think. I'd take a chance if the price is reasonable.
>Salvy wears women's perfume
>roylels
Kanascityfags Does KC have a good pizza?
Does Kansas City have good bbq sauce?
>Red Sox Stats
>@redsoxstats
>Over the last 11 games Red Sox starters have a 5.93 ERA... and that's with Wright and Price throwing 15.2 of 2 run ball in 2 starts.
I mean this is just fucking inexcusable
>>67665552
i agree on shields. look into pomeranz, he's really good
yeah marlins are winning the division.
ozuna yelich stanton outfield, bonds as the hitting coach ;)
Oh sweet the manlet got a hit on a bad-pedroia game
Put Pedro on the mound for one night only and let him hit batters in the nuts until the riot police and or Coast Guard shows up show up.
>>67665583
nothing really worth noting
>>67665611
yes
>>67665708
I have my concerns about Pomeranz.
In fact, I have my concerns about any Dads pitcher. That is literally the most pitcher friendly ball park to pitch in, and Pomeranz has a career 3.8 ERA, something tells me he's just having a career year right now. I'd rather someone a bit more reliable, and his 2013 year was pretty good but that drop off the next year worries me.
CAN WE PLEASE
SCORE
SOME FUCKING RUNS
THESE STUPID ASS POP UPS
BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW BASED FUCKING SHAW
>>67665853
thanks m8
MAYOR
OF
DING
DONG
CITY
SHAQ
OMFG
Is Eck Autistic?
SHAQ
THANK
YOU
BASED
MAYOR
Time for the KC bullpen.
Not feeling good about this Sox bros. I think we may be stuck at 5-4 for the night.
>>67665920
No but Steve Lyons is
>tfw Shaw won't make ASG spot 1 because Memechado is batting like .930
But he's been BASED this year.
>Vazpoop
DFA
THIS
BUSTY MEME
>PORCELLO STILL IN
JOHN
YOUR ASS IS ON THE LINE HERE
TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT
cuckbert on fire tonight
JOHN YOU LAZY FAGGOT WHY IS HE STILL PITCHING
>It's a Farrell leaves the pitcher in past when he should have taken him out episode
CLASSIC John
>>67666174
Shut the fuck up already you fucking faggot
>>67666265
You shut the fuck up.
>Barnes
Oh god. Just get out of the fucking inning Matt.
>Both the Cuckler and 117M Grapes have sucked this week
And now we're REALLY fucked.
HANRAM
Just one more out Barnes. Please don't give up that run.
THROW
STRIKES
someone tell that guy to make his wife's son be quiet
>walking escobar
how?
BARNES
FUCKING PLEASE
>>67666500
he threw 4 balls
lo cain gonna send one to the drink
WEW LAD
Barnes did god enough
DO NOT send him back out there for the seventh
>>67666532
ur wrong
>>67666561
Nah send him back. Let him close out the game
>>67666615
John.
Stop. Pay attention to te game.
>holt
dfa him, the bust
wtf is happening?
TOP KEK
FARRELL
LITERALLY WHAT THE HELL
TOP FUCKING LEL
Wtf are you doing John you fucking clown
HOW DARE YOU YOU ASSHOLE YOU CANT THROW ME OUT
>>67666615
god dammit farrell
FARREL GOD BLESS DESU
THIS UMPBALL IS HORRIBLE
John just fucked us for the night
The strikezone is going to be stupid.
What is it about Boston that makes people cry babies?
sweet now we have a good manager
lol fuk u
>DOOKE BUSTTS
YOU JUST WASTED FARRELL'S MEME EJECTION
DFA
THIS
BUST
>this inconsistent umpball
UMP SHOW
>>67666759
this tbqhwyj
FUCKING BUTTBLASTED FARRELL AHAHAHAHA
>this strikezone
The ump hasn't been that bad tonight, that was stupid of John.
Didn't you guys give Farrel cancer a couple years ago?
>>67666819
t. MLB umpire union
The UMPBALL is pretty fucking clear
>bad ump
Come on guys, he's been fine.
>>67666629
John Farrell getting thrown out on purpose so he can spend the remainder of the game shitposting in this thread.
>>67666846
>>67666847
No it hasn't. Stop.
>>67666835
Last year, in august. And then we started winning.
>Throw pitch as Red Sox on corner
>Ball
>Throw pitch as Roylel on corner
>strike
FUCK I don't want to lose because we can't score a god damn run off the KC bullpen.
>>67666917
>yfw the opposite is actually true
Look at this >>67666847
>>67666935
>we
You aren't on the team if you got ejected
>>67666977
I'm not John though I'm Taz
ok cool now SCORE RUNS
SCORE RUNS
C
O
R
E
R
U
N
S
anyone play MLB the show 16? Anyone else grab JBJ before the next roster update?
Pretty sure he's gonna go up 10+ points
Hey Boston I hope you realize the game is already over.
>>67667046
t. Home plate umpire
>>67667046
Shut up Kelvin
hud wants to go to the moon
>>67667067
t. Greatest bullpen ever assembled
>>67667046
just like it was over on Sunday right?
>>67667046
usually a major league baseball game goes 9 (nine) innings before being over.
unless the game is tied; then it goes into 'extra innings'.
BASED X
A
S
E
D
X
>>67667046
(You)
>>67667105
Against the royals the games are only 7 innings long. If you are losing after 7, you might as well forfeit.
>big poopi
JUST
RETIRE
hanram please
>>67667046
Time is a flat circle. Everything has already happened is happening will happen at the same time.
RUN AND HE WILL GUN YOU DOWN
THE DUDE THROWS FUCKING 99
WHY STEAL
YOU DONT RUN ON SALVY
dont fucking challenge it jesus hes obviously out
FUCKING SALVY SNIPED
BOSTON IS LITERALLY GIVING UP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And then Hanley fucking half-heartedly swings
good job guys
really great nice fucking job
wew lad
THAT GUN DOWN
THAT STRIKEOUT
BOSTON ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
ITS THE BOSTON MARATHON ALL OVER AGAIN
>roylels posting picks up as soon as the game seems all but a sure thing
even phillies and white sox fans do better than this.
Does a big vagina mean a girl who is a slut or is just "genetics"
>Shaw and JBJ up next inning
I STILL BELIEVE
COME ON BOYS
I BELIEVE IN YOU
>>67667306
I'm not very good at posting screaming frogs for every play in the game
>>67667306
MAD ABOUT ROYALS?
>>67667310
random variance includes the chance for ugly pussy, anon.
also wtf with those subs, seriously amateur hour.
>>67667314
>implying
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WALKING SALVY
OH GREAT
NOW LAYNE IS GOING TO GIVE UP 10 MORE RUNS
EVEN THOUGH KOJI WAS WARMING UP
LETS LEAVE LAYNE IN
BRILLIANT
pls royos dont blow it
>>67667314
Cyborg already had his yearly malfunction
BOSTON IS FUCKED
>>67667397
>>67667356
I still believe in the Mayor and the Absolute Madman
>>67667342
no, has nothing to do with the team if you read carefully.
KOJI PLEASE SAVE US
hey guys sorry i just got back from 50 mcnuggets at the gym are they going to score more runs
Omar Infante? You mean the greatest 2nd baseman to ever play baseball.
>>67667426
OH BABY YOU ARE MAD
>>67667454
no probably not
>>67667454
Fris plz.
>>67667479
you didn't text me??
>KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Left-hander Eduardo Rodriguez will miss at least one rehab start at Triple-A Pawtucket because of soreness in his right knee.
>"We're holding him out of his next start,'' Farrell said prior to Tuesday's game against the Royals. "On occasion, he's felt some soreness in the right knee.''
>In four starts for the PawSox, Rodriguez compiled a 4.29 ERA and 1.13 WHIP in 21 innings.
>"This is a little bit of a setback."
when will he come back and save us from shitty pitching performances, sox bros?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
BOSTON ON SUICIDE WATCH
holy_crackers.jpg
all star infante
KOJI
WHAT THE LITERAL FUCKING SHIT
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY
KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI KOJI
Is Koji Uehara related to Ai Uehara?
>paulo homer-o
koji-san looked like he was ready to say "FUCK" before throwing that pitch
>THE REKT ASSHOLE OF EVERY BAWWSTON FAG
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GUESS WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT LAYNE IN
TOP FUCKING KEK
Jesus Christ.
>letting hanley take a pop up
i thought we agreed not to do this ever again.
Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue!
TELEVISED RAPE
I MEAN
OF COURSE IN ANOTHER GAME WHERE WE SCORE 4 RUNS
WE CANT FUCKING WIN
AND KOJI IS GETTING LIT THE FUCK UP
THIS FUCKING TEAM
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I AM JUST GOING TO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Guys
I think something is wrong with Koji
dfa this chink when
thank you royals
Keep it up royals we can do it
so much sox salt love it
>>67667625
delete this.
Boston can't score very many runs when they aren't in their little league park
>>67667644
oh shit waddup!
KOJI IS LITERALLY A GENIUS
NOW THE ROYALS ARENT GOING TO BRING IN DAVIS
BRILLIANT
KOJI JUST MADE THE ROYALS FALL FOR A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY
THANK YOU BASED KOJI
>>67667644
>posting a stale meme
Dude I'm a Royals fan too, but come on.
>>67667644
this is literally a facebook normie meme fuck off
>>67667652
We've scored 4 runs today you buf
That's not bad you memer, the problem is that we need to score 12 runs to be competitive with this pitching.
>being so afraid of cyborg that you let yourself get booty blasted so you don't have to face him
>soria going to pitch
youre still in this boston
>>67667663
>wade "blown save" davis
>good
lmao
>>67667678
check them
SORIA?!
>>67667694
>happy with 4 runs
Where did it all go wrong?
>>67667705
>soria pitching is a cause for concern for royals fans
>soria would be a top 3 reliever in the jays pen
how do you guys do it, how do you find relievers that arent complete feces covered dumpster fires?
THIS FUCKING CUTTHBERT PIECE OF SHIT IS PISSING ME OFF REEEEEE
i'm having a big gay mancrush on cheslor cuthbert tonight
>Farell leaves
>new manager gives up 3 runs in one inning
Poetry
We still need cancer man whether we like it or not
>>67667707
>Trudeau
>Vazquez and Holt
Well GG Royos
who is this literally who
>that's a strike
Hello umpball
can WE get a pitcher please just one reliable guy
>>67667707
>canada
>putting in a fucking Minor leaguer
yeah theyre giving up
is this moncada?
Thank you Boston for waking up the royals bats
>>67667835
No it was Marco Hernandez, a 2B prospect thats poop
gg boston
gg reds ox
>>67667843
You're welcome. We've done that for basically every team we've faced this season.
And there it is, good job Holt.
GG Royals, meme game.
Fucking GOD I JUST WANT ONE FUCKING GAME WHERE WE DONT HAVE TO SCORE 10 RUNS JUST TO FUCKING WIN
THIS PITCHING IS SO FUCKING REEEEEEE
>baltipoor lost too.
at least it wont hurt the standings too bad.
gg today Royals bros
Looking forwards to tomorrow's double header
Nice to see the Royals offense actually doing stuff again.
gg boston
gg ferraris and royluls
i hope holt isnt secretly bad now 2bh
>>67667906
He's been terrible this year man.
>Red Sox Stats @redsoxstats 44m44 minutes ago
>Since the first 3 games of the season Brock Holt has hit .221/.301/.285.
Nice redsux """offense""". Gg commonewealth synths.
>>67667986
>mexican Royals bandwagoner
wat
>>67667811
>>67667811
God damn that was a good fucking punch.
