sneaking into the scottrade center
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Has anyone ever snuck into the scottrade center? How'd it go? I'm in STL tonight and I've never been to a hockey game but I don't have $200 for tickets
>walk up wearing Tarasenko jersey
>say you're late for the game
>use shitty Russian accent
This works every time, 2bh
You could maybe get away with it if it were a regular season game. No way you're getting into a third round playoff game.
>>67660367
Wear a suit. You can walk anywhere
Your best bet is probably to rush the gates. Just sprint in there past the ticket checkers, run into the crowd, and try to blend in. Maybe wear a hat and jacket you can take off and throw away once you've made it in.
I've done this at a concert/festival before, but never a sporting event.
>>67660596
Prime.
>Cheech, Chong, knocks on door
>>67660774
>no 3 floyds
pleb.
brb grabbing a Zombie Dust out the fridge
Just show up holding a fuckhuge speaker at the service entrance and say youre with the band. 99% of the time, works everytime.
Wear a suit, find a Blues logo pin, carry a clipboard, walk in like you're busy.
Just say you forgot your insulin for your diabetes and had to run out to your car and in all the hooplah you lost your ticket also tell that's that your a black gay transgender muslim women
Game is sold out you dumb fuck where are you gonna sit?
>>67660367
Nice image. I have the real album on my ipod.
>>67661207
Grade a stoner metal
