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SD:Chargers claim Zach Mettenberger off waivers
SEA:Michael Bennett: I won't hold out of camp
PHI:Doug Pederson calls Sam Bradford 'the guy'
PHI:Pederson: Eagles did not try to trade Sproles
NE:Patriots optimistic Edelman ready for camp
CIN:Bengals sign Shawn Williams to 4-yr extension
NE:Danny Amendola's injuries considered 'minor'
TB:Seferian-Jenkins could lose his starting job?
BUF:Bills hoping Sammy Watkins ready for Week 1
BUF:Schefter: Shaq Lawson will miss 5-6 months
BUF:Report: WR Watkins (foot) due back for camp
BUF:First-rounder Lawson having shoulder surgery
hi
>>67658558
are you really Tom Brady?
why aren't people talking about the packers?
with Jordy coming back, alot of competition for WR3, a healthy O-line, Lacy slimming down, they're going to be fucking scary on offense.
>Anime
Howdy
>>67658625
Rodgers is on the decline
>>67658625
Because they're going to choke in the playoffs like they always do? I mean it's pretty much a forgone conclusion so... yeah.
>>67658635
YOU SUCK, LOL
>>67658629
based
>>67658653
in what world is this true
yes he had a bad year, because he was playing with a banged up offensive line, and the slowest receiever group in the league, not to mention lacy was significantly overweight
and despite all that they still went to the playoffs
HE did all he could
>>67658625
Because they're expected to. Like other top teams, it doesn't matter if they're coming back strong, they're supposed to. It's much more fun to talk about mediocre teams that could make a strong push.
>>67658689
Shouldn't you be practicing, you glorified pitching robot?
>>67658727
I was just joking but in all seriousness delete that webm right now.
>>67658607
I thought you had 9 kids? that's only 7. having at least 5 girls must be hard though, huh? Sons are the best though.
I guess we're not playing you guys this season, but sure, I'll have a jersey signed with a special message for you and shipped, Philip. You're a good guy.
-Tom
>>67658635
You're ok guy
>>67658788
sorry canadian lions bro
i'll post it in every general I possibly can until the end of time
enjoy being third in the NFC north
>>67658727
nice hail mary. I agree, I don't think rodgers could ever mount a real comeback in ways that I've seen Manning and Brady do, ironically against one another. He just doesn't seem to have the heart to win like those guys did when he's down in the dirt.
>"Oklahoma City or Golden State Warriors?"
To which Teddy B replied:
>Oklahoma City, of course. come on man
dont you fucking dare call him a meme qb
>>67658796
Much obliged
>>67658797
Thanks
>>67658818
t. 2nd place
>>67658825
it's difficult to do anything productive when you get sacked LITERALLY 46 times
and your starting RB has THREE (3) rushing TD's
>>67658796
ok, if you prove that you are Tom Brady right now, I will send a picture of me playing touch football for you all to laugh at. Otherwise, it's pretty stupid to shit up a whole general, even on the offseason with this dumb crap.
>>67658862
Fuck off JIDF
>you are now aware I'm the actual Aaron Rodgers
I have kevin shitpost during games
>>67658783
>robot?
says the actual autist
>>67658858
we still won more playoffs games than the queens
>>67658635
TYBR
>>67658862
I'm the best pancake maker in the world. That good enough for you?
>>67658908
Kiss the rings
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHMYGOOOOOOOOOOOD
/NFL/ is literally roleplaying right now
bye guys
>>67658968
That's what happens in anime threads
>>67658947
absolute meme rings
everyone knows i'm better and its not even close
>he wants to be the highest paid player
lmaoing at your life, sperg
What happened to the love?
>>67658993
2 is greater than one, Aaron
>>67658941
I know you are, but as you are not Brady, you will earn you that picture
http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-for-old-times-sake/
>>67659017
everyone knew that 27-2 year was unsustainable, bud. Even Rodgers and I can't touch that, and our bests are 7.6 and 9 in a season.
wow, I'm just looking this up, and somehow McCown and Damon Huard had better seasons than me too? crazy
>>67659058
hey man, it's cool that you're obviously a Pats fan and all, but you have to trust me here.
>>67658727
He's gotten content with himself via the constant showering of people saying he's the de facto best QB in the game, on top his team being pretty heavily favored for the SB each year. The only year he won it was the year he wasn't voted to a Pro Bowl and his team barely grabbed the 6th seed. There's no more chip on his shoulder, nor should there be.
What were some other solid brawls in NFL history?
>>67659197
OBJ and Norman
>>67659220
that was fun, the only other one I can remember is johnson and finnegan.
>>67659197
me vs. the refs
it happens a lot, I should probably ease off on that
>>67659197
Finnegan v. Johnson
Peyton Manning will unretire for the 2017 season
cap this post
He's back
>>67659383
how do you know this, Aaron?
>>67659408
I thought Andrew was still recovering?
>>67659408
For how long?
>>67659408
For how long?
>>67658629
>what's the anime equivalent to Seinfeld
By far the best one. Very subtle.
Also who /onegoat/ here?
>>67659411
he still has the itch in him and personally believes he can regain some of his prime with the right conditioning
I dont know for sure but I do have a hunch that he will be back in the headlines again
How do you make a bad franchise good? How much of a role does the owner of a team have besides hiring the head coach and GM?
I'm looking at the Jets now and it seems like they're trying to build through the draft and it seems like the head office and coaching staff have a good head on their shoulders.
Is it a matter of just getting the players at this point? And how long do you wait to change up the staff again?
>>67659282
>Andre knocked the F out of Cortland innegan
probably the best fight in the NFL in the 2000's
>>67659408
>>67659429
>stealing eagles memes
>>67659474
if an owner refuses to spend on anything, you can be handicapped in all sorts of ways. Player development, free agency, personnel/hiring, all kinds of stuff.
>>67658629
>Sports
>>67659474
You can have the best players on your team but if the coaching staff and front office doesnt have a level of cohesion with the players it wont work
>>67659567
>weebs
>>67659547
Does cap space also encompass coaching? If not then that money is just capita; from the owner?
Sorry I have so many questions, I'm just curious
>>67658664
Fuck you Sneak.
>>67659577
Have you ever played on a team before? Do you have examples of particular things that could cause friction between players and coaches or coaches and management etc?
>>67659577
yeah, just look at Jay Gruden's relationship with RG3 when they were both on the Rednig- I mean Redskins. Toxic till the very end.
>>67658629
>>67659567
>>67659586
why do our sister boards have to argue so much?
>>67659644
>sibling boards
are you secretly on /nba/ too?
>>67659619
see>>67659621
didnt play football in high school, however did you see Varsity Blues? that.
>>67659675
we should hold solidarity with the only other top 15 board thats not complete aids
>>67659780
>/a/ isn't complete aids
Have any of you guys heard of Zog Sports? They do casual touch and flag football. I play in NYC and it's pretty fun. Anyone else play at all?
>>67659780
>/a/
>not complete aids
why would you even want to associate boards that are partial AIDS then?
>>67659780
occasional anime posting =/= liking anything about that shithole called /a/
obviously many people hate both, but they're not the same thing
>>67659832
>>67659855
>>67659862
name 1 (one) top 15 board better than /a/ thats not /sp/
where da memes at
>>67659946
relative ranking has nothing to do with anything
the entire /a/ culture is shit and should stay there, even when a couple people are talking about anime here.
>>67659946
/k/
>>67659946
what is this?
/fit/
/pol/
Really the only boards I frequent, /sp/ being my homeboard, with a bit of /pol/ and /fit/, and the occasional look on /b/.
>>67659946
/fit/
>>67660010
This. This SO hard.
>>67660064
wow. >snek is right for once.
>>67659946
/fit/
/sp/
/o/
/vg/ (with respect to certain games only)
/gif/
/ck/
/g/
/an/
/s/
/pol/ (as long as it doesn't leak out of its containment)
all the boards i have ever gone on ever orders in most use. fit being my main board
i would never even click on /a/
>>67659946
cancer free boards:
/diy/
/out/
/trv/
/news/
/qst/
/k/
cancer ridden boards:
/vg/
/v/
/sp/
/a/
/adv/
/g/
/mu/
/s4s/
mixed bag:
/pol/
>>67659946
>>67660016
Also, /o/, /tg/, /int/, /pol/, and /fit/
>>67660147
/mu/ isn't cancer
>>67660163
It most definitely is
>>67660163
>
name one good thing on that board
Zach Mettenberger will be the Young to Rivers Montana
Cant prove me wrong
>tfw you wrote several responses but decided board politics is retarded and there is no way to go about this without sounding dumb
you guys win. im not exactly sure what tho
>>67660016
>>67660025
>>67660058
>>67660106
>>67660147
>>67660151
/int/, /pol, /vg/ and /gif/ are fucking awful
/pol/ and /int/ can be fun as just better a /b/ with vague topics
>>67660163
yes it is
Football talk when?
>>67659946
Every single board except /mlp/
>>67660261
you wanna play FOF7? that's football. a bit outdated and lacking in style, but football all the same. not sure how to get multiplayer working though.
>>67660260
/pol/ is fun at night.
>>67660261
foosbul ist an eggsalad spoyd
>>67660317
>>67660315
wtf are you saying
>>67660396
Front Office Football Seven, I just shortened it to FOF7. it's one of those sports management simulator type games, like OOTP is for baseball or FM is for soccer. less advanced, though.
>tfw I can finally get my elbow to the rim when jumping
Feels good lads.
>>67660559
Great, now raise the rim up from 5 feet to 6 feet and start over.
>>67660507
That game is addicting.
>Watch a rookie in 2023 become one of the top players in the NFL
>Transactions like Rodgers signing with the Bears and and Brown signing with the Ravens
Good stuff
>>67660559
I got my elbow to your mum's rim faggot
>>67660580
>tfw spending 2 and a half hours on the draft looking through prospects' profiles and balancing team needs and my locker room's collective personality
I am autism
Any /PITT/ fans around? What can you tell me about this kid?
>>67660715
most underrated receiver in the draft
>>67660715
I can tell you he's fucked week 8
Pro football reference says that the top 10 teams last year were
1. Cardinals
2. Seahawks
3. Bengals
4. Chiefs
5. Steelers
6. Panthers
7. Patriots
8. Broncos
9. Vikings
10. Packers
Are they just full of shit?
>>67660828
>pats
>7
Bengals
>3
>>67660828
I'd have to know how they measured teams.
>>67660828
>8. Broncos
>>67660850
I pulled the stats from here and sorted by SRS.
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/2015/
They explain how that works here.
www.pro-football-reference.com/blog/?p=37
Looks like some recursive math with point margins as a baseline.
>>67660828
>4. Chiefs
Sneak's Official Post 2016 Draft NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Visa
1. Panthers (+1)
2. Patriots (+1)
3. Cardinals (+1)
4. Seahawks (+2)
5. Broncos (-4)
6. Steelers (+1)
7. Chiefs (-2)
8. Bengals
9. Packers
10. Vikings
11. Redskins
12. Texans
13. Colts (+1)
14. Jets (-1)
15. Raiders (+3)
16. Falcons (-1)
17. Bills (-1)
18. Saints (-1)
19. Ravens (+7)
20. Bears (+3)
21. Giants (+1)
22. Cowboys (+7)
23. Lions (-4)
24. Eagles (-4)
25. Rams (-4)
26. Jaguars (+1)
27. Dolphins (-3)
28. Bucs (-3)
29. Chargers (+1)
30. 49ers (-2)
31. Titans
32. Browns
>>67660828
>3. Bengals
>4. Chiefs
>5. Steelers
>8. Broncos
>>67660163
I actually agree. As long as you stay away from >name your top 5 bands threads, it's a decent place to find new, interesting stuff. /tv/, on the other hand, is goddamn super AIDS.
>>67660828
>tfw you beat 7 teams on this list
>ranked 8 and won bowl
>>67660828
link pls
that list reeks of bullshit
IS FITZ COMING BACK OR NOT
>>67660244
sharethreads can be good for finding good artists you didn't know about
>>67660828
Typical statshit. If I ever put in the time to make some sort of player or team ranking system, I'm going to make sure you can only get so many points for one game. There should be absolutely no difference between a 30-0 and 50-0 win.
>>67660848
Pats got BTFO by Denver
Bengals took them to OT with their backup
It's not that hard.
>>67660999
I hope so.
Denver, not counting themselves, literally beat everyone on that list other than the top 2.
And those 2 teams got Cam'd. lel
>>67661063
>Pats got btfo by denver
If by denver you mean first the refs and then the injuries, absolutely
>>67661122
10-1
>>67661122
>Patsfag complaining about refs
>>67661238
I've seen a lot of shit layouts on here but this is next level shit
>>67661122
There's nothing more hilariously ironic than seeing Patsfags make these kinds of excuses. Grow the fuck up.
Someone should make this into a template
>>67661238
>Forbath
>really bad
? he's been pretty solid past few years i thought
>>67661269
this
>>67661269
I think we can do worse
Why do so many Jew Yorkers pick the Giants over the Jets?
>>67661406
post a bigger version of it and Ill do it
>>67661678
probably because they share colors with the knicks, mets, and islanders?
>>67661678
better history
>>67661678
The Giants have multiple superbowls since the JEST won theirs.
>>67658522
i wanna sniff that mouse
Rank the potential SB50 matchups out of the final four teams.
>NFC was the away team so they're listed first
1. CAR - NE (New England would have put a halt to the Panthers' meme season swiftly and cruelly in a blowout victory)
2. CAR - DEN (see #1, I was pleased with the real-life results despite hating the Broncos)
3. ARI - DEN (dat offense vs. dat defense, Palmer would have been dead meat though)
4. ARI - NE (if Tom's legacy didn't have so much riding on it I almost wouldn't be mad if the Cardinals won in a well-played game)
>>67661709
four Giants wins, if my count is correct
>Jest
18-1
>Rams D-line now includes five former 1st-round picks: Aaron Donald, Michael Brockers, Robert Quinn, Quinton Coples, Dominique Easley.
>>67661746
Den - Ari (denver wins)
Car - Nwe (carolina wins)
Ari - Nwe (split)
Den - Car
Rodgers balling out was objectively the offensive highlight of last postseason tho
not that the competition was very stiff
>>67661876
>>67661897
Damn
>your team
>your best madden moment
>your favorite female anything
>>67661746
Three wins, one loss to the Ravens in Ray Lewis' homicide season with Kurt Warner at QB.
>>67661966
it's four
>>67661966
'86, >wide right, >18-1 pts 1 & 2, lost in 2000
>>67661966
oh and wasn't it Kerry Collins at QB for the gints in 2000?
>>67662075
>>67662087
Yep, you guys are right, I forgot to add 86.
>>67662107
Yes, and Kent Graham
>>67662138
>Kent Graham
literally who?
>all those K QBs for the Gints
wasn't 1986 when they killed the Broncos?
>that question can be replaced with two other years and it would still be correct, "they" being an NFC team
>the city of the broncos
Carr
Smeth
Rivers
Sanchez
>>67662296
who are four people who have never been in my house?
>>67662245
the broncos lost four owls though, not three. their smallest losing margin was 17 though, so that's neat.
young > elway
in my honest opinion lad
rivers
smeth >= carr
sanchez
>>67662326
duly noted
>the question in
>>67662245
can be replaced with three other years and it would still be correct, "they" being an NFC team
thanks Scarlet
>>67662341
>Young over Elway
objectively incorrect
your afcw qb rankings are right on, though
Roethlisberger
Dalton (regular season)
Flacco (regular season)
>
switch 2 and 3 if playoffs
Was Jake Plummer a bust?
>>67662481
you could just write it like this then
roethlisberger
dalton in the regular season
flacco
dalton in the playoffs
>
>>67662481
>>67662732
that implies Ben is a better postseason qb than flacco.
not without a top 5 defense he isn't
>>67662732
Ebin XDDDD
>>67662326
they lost five owls
>>67662927
>losing 5 owls
Worst team in the AFCW desu
animeme raiders
>>67662732
actually, it should be
Roethlisberger
Regular-season Dalton
Flacco
>[Regular-season Oranges QB]
>[Postseason Oranges QB]
Postseason Dalton
>>67662927
you're right, my bad. missed 43-8 somehow when I was counting
>>67663246
>five (5) Super Bowl losses
>Buncos
at least the Pats are at .500 and were dead men walking going into two of their four losses (Burrs and Pack)
My ass hurts
which 2-owl team do you think will be next to join the ranks of the NFL royalty with 3+ super bowl wins? keep in mind it might actually be a while before any of them win again, so things may change a lot before then.
>dolphins
>colts
>ravens
>be Vikings fan
>talk with big time Bears fan co-worker
>somehow uniforms/logos discussion comes up
>mention the Viking horns
"I thought it was just a swoosh or something"
>mfw
>>67663416
Wait those are horns?
>>67663396
I'll go out on a limb and say Ravens. Dolphins and Colts are shitholes as organizations, the Ravens FO knows their shit, and Flacco will be good enough to get them another one
>>67663396
The Redskins might get #4
>>67663396
1. colts
2. ravens
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. dolphins
>>67663552
>sneak
>>67663611
sneak actually supports a good team and is pessimistic for no fucking reason. I support an actual shit team who hasnt done shit in my collective memory
>>67663416
he just wanted to trigger you desu
probably
maybe
>>67663647
>packers
>good
>>67663315
You're a dumb playcall from being the same 3-5 the Broncos are
>>67663449
The Vikings, Rams and Eagles are the only teams that don't just have a logo plastered on their helmet.
>>67663711
Bengals
>>67663711
Brown's?
>>67663731
good call
>>67663706
but that didn't happen, and they're not 3-5. it's all good
>>67663749
I guess the helmet is the logo itself
>>67663711
Titans should change to this
>>67663821
how bout they go back to being the oilers
>>67663749
The Browns fucked up a good uniform. I don't mind the color tweaks, but putting "Browns" down the pants leg is just dumb as hell.
I.miss him
>>67663821
>>67663854
No, they shouldn't The sword T is the best mock. Like the other anon said though Oilers is better.
>>67663915
I miss when their uniforms weren't shit.
>>67661717
>>67661696
>>67661406
Behold!!
The new Golden Standard for Post Ems
>>67664347
Pretty good, minus the logo
>>67664347
Fixed
ayyyy post em
>>67664347
>>67664418
>posts template with positions specific for their team
>doesn't fill any of his players names in
retard
>>67664704
lmao look at this faggot
>>67664700
How the fuck is Lawrence bad and Crawford great?
>muh shoulder
Health is a skill
>>67664828
Samefag here, this post came off as way more hostile than I meant for it too lol
Not bad otherwise senpai, not letting this Lawrence thing go though
>>67664828
crawford healthy results in the cowboys having a Top 10 run defense. he played injured all year last yeae and it resulted in cowboys going from 8th in the league on rush ypg in 2014 to 17th in 2015
>health is a skill
shup up
>>67663675
come on compare them to the dolphins and they are an all star team
>>67664762
he kind of has a point, if that's supposed to be a template, it's not template-y enough
Which template would you fug
>>67665049
im not making a template for how your specific team up. Just paste your teams logo where the cowboys is. or take it out all together its not hard at all to copy and paste some of the field onto it if you dont feel like having your teams logo. as far as the defensive scheme if you want to go the extra mile and arrange it to a 3-4 or whatever be my guest i just eddited it from the base image i was given >>67661717 and i assume its like that for all teams >>67661406
>>67665080
Your mom
>>67665141
and add to this. I took the time to take off the opac logo that was interfering with shit anyway, stop complaining ita still the best looking template by far right now.
>>67665141
>im not making a template for how your specific team up.
that wouldn't be how I'd do it either. instead, just make it generalized enough that people that aren't retarded can edit the image to move around positions and stuff while still preserving the image quality. the way you did it, it kind of can only be that way.
>>67664952
Plenty of factors were involved in our rush D giving up more yards in 2015 than in 2014. The biggest one though was that our opponents were ahead a lot more in 2015 than in 2014, because we didn't have Romo.
Not knocking Crawfod for playing hurt, he did a hell of a job in doing so, but the dude just isn't a big time difference maker. Lawrence otoh had 6 sacks in the last 6 games w played
>we
>>67665205
then have it be only that way unless I or someone else makes a more templatey thing with all the jerseys out to the side and the field blank
until now use it or use the dot version
My 4-3 template (just copy-paste another CB if you want)
3-4
Hey.
>>67665280
ive had Lawrence as "average" in my older versions. He did have a surge last year and was the 22nd in the league in sacks and 12th among DEs.
But he cant get his act together.
>>67665446
>just copy-paste another CB if you want
>12 men on defense
But I'm not a xehawks fan
>>67665517
kek
But some templates are fine with putting more than 11 because nickel is basically as common as base nowadays
>>67664700
do you think Elliott will be elite?
>>67664700
Colors too small pretty bad of a template
Question:
How does the NBA draft work and why doesn't the NFL do it that way?
>>67665976
Because it's stupid and I hate you.
>>67665478
>>67665446
These sideway ones really piss me off. It makes no sense to do it like this. Am I supposed to be the coach looking from the sideline or something?
>>67665976
because anything that feels like it could be rigged should never be implemented, and the nfl isn't like the nba where rebuilds take forever and there are only 2-3 exciting prospects per draft.
Do any of you guys play zog sports?
here you go bare bones template customizable best version of Post Ems ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y26N61s-7Q
>>67665976
the top x picks in the first round are shuffled around in a draft lottery, to help persuade teams not to tank for the top picks because they wouldn't be guaranteed them. of course, the worst records still have higher chances, but it's not set in stone.
the reason why it's an issue there is because basketball has a much smaller roster size than the NFL, and the nature of the sport also makes it much easier for one good player to have an impact on the success of the whole team. if you've got two star players, you could be a great team on paper. in the NFL, you need a whole well-built roster in order to look like a great team on paper, so tanking for any individual football player is stupid even in theory.
>>67666982
also forgot to mention that the correlation of perception to payout is seen as a lot higher than in football, meaning that star rookies will be expected to influence the team's win total a lot greater and a lot sooner than in football.
Will a wildcat quarterback system ever exist? like several players capable of throwing the ball are on the field?
>anime inspired edition
F U C K Y E S
>>67667162
dolphins suck
Go Raiders!
>>67667162
anime squid is for sexual
>>67666982
except if there's a Peyton-level quarterback available, that's about the only reason to tank in the NFL
>>67667121
>yfw Belichick switches up the offense to a wildcat scheme with Edelman as the second QB
>>67667162
>Barely any P/a/nther memes
Why even live
>>67667196
carr runs like a fag
>>67667213
does anyone know of a play, college or pro, where there were at least 3 "quarterbacks" on a flea-flicker like this that was successfully thrown for a TD, or at least a big gain?
>>67667213
well it's true that QBs tend to lean more towards "this guy will definitely impact your franchise" than other positions, but it's still not quite at a basketball level, partly because of what I stated here >>67667090
even with QBs (or depending on how you look at it, ESPECIALLY with QBs) the guy everyone says will be amazing won't necessarily pan out and it might not be worth the risk. those concerns are less in basketball, where physical attributes and other things that are already known and measurable are easier to predict how a player will translate into the pros.
we've seen many times how the guys that end up being the best QBs around aren't necessarily what people would have guessed. people often cite brady for example. brees and wilson are short. romo was undrafted. it's not all that surprising that a guy like wentz was hyped up as much as he was, because even though playing for an FCS team is a non-standard resume, we've seen lots of non-standard players do great, so many people think it can work. it's not quite so forgiving in basketball.
>>67667213
What if bill drafted another QB to play receiver
>>67667355
that's not actually a flea flicker though, a flea flicker is handing it off to the RB who then laterals it back to the QB for the pass.
>>67664347
I like it
>>67667213
Colts could take a page from the Pats' execution of that play
>>67667362
>the guy everyone says will be amazing won't necessarily pan out and it might not be worth the risk.
That's part of the fun of watching NFL rookies - seeing which ones bust, which ones match expectations, and which ones surprise everyone.
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>>67667263
you run like a fag
>>67667355
>>67667431
Sanu (jones?) threw a few bombs off double passes/reverses for the bengals.
>>67667365
>yfw your #5 Tebow Pats jersey becomes reality once again
>>67667431
OK, yeah, that makes more sense. You get what I mean, though, right? Basically Brady to Edelman to a "QB3" (bonus if they can shove a fourth QB in there), who makes the actual downfield pass to the receiver.
>>67667558
yeah, Sanu is pretty based at throwing the deep ball. I think he got Dalton a receiving TD once too.
>>67667619
>You get what I mean, though, right?
yeah I just felt like I had to correct that because of debilitating autism.
I can't think of any cases where there were 3 throwers in there off the top of my head, you might find a couple where they go back and forth but 3 different throwers? trying to draw up that play must be awful.
>>67667619
There was play Brady passed to moss from center, moss passed back to Brady to the opposite sideline and Stallworth caught a TD
>Your Team
>Their 2016 record
>2dwaifu in your teams gear
>>67667785
Cowboys
11-5
>>67667619
WHOA. I just realized
>Sanu wears #12
Is he part of the GOAT club???
>>67667660
sounds exactly like something Josh McDaniels would do. Put Brady AND Garop in, then Edelman as the passer and Gronk or Amendola as receiver. Line up Tom under center, who passes to Edelman, then Jimmy on the opposite side of the field for the deep pass to Dola or Gronk.
But this would assume the Pats O-line would hold up, which currently is just about impossible
>>67667736
god, Randy was so fuckin' based... if only he wasn't a babyback bitch too
>>67667785
>cowshits
>8-8
>>67667824
stop pretending to be a cowbro
>>67667824
hmm a sensible cowboys fan
>>67667819
I'd prefer Martin deep.
>>67667888
nice numbers
yeah it wouldn't matter so much who the receiver would be, as long as it's not Aaron Effing Dobson. Martin and Harper are both up-and-coming guys, and I hope Bill hangs on to both of them
>>67667619
>I think he got Dalton a receiving TD once too.
yup
>>67667785
>lions
>10-6
>can't because I don't have a pic of yoko littner in the lions cheerleader outfit
>>67667949
found that play
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7QkP0jZjUG8
>>67667951
based
thanks fäm
>>67667785
naners
2-14 with one of the w's being against the cowshits
>being a weeb
>>67667785
shit you just reminded me that the hiatus ended today, thanks
this guy is winning 3 superbowls at the least with the Dallas Cowboys
>>67659946
Even /b/ is better
>>67668136
hiatus?
>>67658629
And shills complain about a few anime postings in trumpgen
>>67668172
tomo-chan usually releases a page every day, but it was on hiatus for 10 days. need my daily fix
>>67667785
>this weeb shit again
>Patriots
>12-4
>fuck off
>>67667999
>>67667888
BB with the triples tonight. hot damn, nice digits, Patsfriend.
>>67668227
>mad at anime
>>67668172
tomo-chan, which reminds me I have my own mangas to catch up on
>>67668221
I want more carol bullying
>>67668318
it's not really bullying if she doesn't feel demeaned by it. more like she's misuzu's emotional punching pag.
what I want is more of all the parents, they all seem neat
>>67668316
>>67668316
did that guy ever make a Brady version of that anime girl? I've got Gronk, Danny, and Jules.
>mad at anime
99% is garbage and/or considered illegal. NGE is the only complete series I've watched, and I'm pretty sure that I'm set for a while on anime.
>>67668366
>it's not really bullying if she doesn't feel demeaned by it.
I'm pretty sure there's some kind of privelege that needs checking here, but I don't know what it is. They need a handbook for this sort of thing.
>>67668461
>Fuck where's my handbook this has GOT to be some kind of violation
thanks for the chuckle
>>67668553
Faggot
>>67668887
DELETE THIS
>>67668153
>Dallas Cowboys
>winning 3 superbowls
Kek, nice joke m8
>>67668153
is it 1991 again? that's not troy aikman
262 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>>67668972
>>67668989
fufufufu little do you know he will be working with the most effecient and effective offense in NFL history underestimating him will be your doom
im still a fan of this layout to be honest, famalam.
>>67668887
Why can't NFL fans be like this irl?
>>67669182
They are.
In the UK.
>>67669182
because it's, you know, gay.
>>67669211
So it's okay for players to say they love each other after they win a game, but it's not when fans do? That's racist.
>>67669233
Pics
>>67669233
Pics required
HURR DURR I'M A FAGET
>>67669233
>>67669339
we know you go to college in boston, even if school's out for summer, and your hometown is in PA. 4chan wipes EXIF data on upload anyway
captcha DEAD THROUGH
>>67669339
Massive enema time
Or a person with some disposable BBQ tongs
>writing this sentence
I've never laughed this hard ever
>>67669233
God you are a faggot
>>67669364
STOP STEALING MY SPONGEBOB MEMES YOU RAIDNIGGER
>>67669441
Fuxk you nigga
Clowney is elite.
I'm sick of not seeing the whole set. Merry Christmas, faggots
>sticking things up your ass
why
oh
why
would
one
do
this
?
>>67669441
Hey look it's another old bay acts like an unfunny autist episode
>>67666293
Why does this exist
>>67669474
who?
>>67669455
>>67669484
>>67669525
JJ Watt
>>67669507
fag
>>67669450
>>67669507
Holy shit, that's impressive, let me guess, Server exploit?
>tfw just shit myself
'tis a wonderful feel
>>67669527
Don't start with me, boy
>>67669570
How long does it take to crack a trip code? I'm curious
>mfw a raidnigger replied to me
>>67669577
About 2 seconds
>>67669577
as long as it takes you to have an orgasm via the anal cavity
>>67669591
The Raiders will have a better record than the Ravens in 2016
>>67669233
is it like all the way in
try going to the toilet or squatting
>>67669592
Well shit
>>67669598
>implying I do this
>>67669607
Nigga pls, get dubs then I'll believe you
>>67658522
kill yourself faggot
and stop fagging up my team
>>67659497
i remember that one. made finnegan look like a bitch boy.
>>67669644
Fucking kek
These threads really do slip in quality during the offseason.
>>67669233
Apply olive oil
Fucking casuals.
>>67669644
Skewer it with something with a hook on the end then. No sense preserving the buttplug at this point, mangle it if it helps you get it out.
>>67669644
you gotta go to the hospital man
>>67669680
I know, right?
>>67669680
I know, right?
>>67669680
still not worse than when the thread got deleted for people sharing pictures of each other's sisters to fap to
>>67669693
what's the worst you've seen, then? you've the resident oldfag right?
>>67669680
every time I've slipped into your mom's pussy it's gone down in quality, fagnuts
>>67669605
>>67669607
You are one dumb faggot
>>67669591
>>67669644
if there's an ER near the gay side of town you'd probably want to go there to preserve your dignity. also less risk of ending up on the news
>>67669707
Honestly nothing really stands out in particular. After so long it all becomes kind of a blur.
I suppose back when Commissioner Red and Capitalist Bastard were active. They both make Old Bay and stuff look tame in comparison. They were just completely irredeemable fuckwit and asscunts.
>>67669726
Raiders
>3 Owls in like 60 years
>horrible draft picks
>no winning season since 2002
>no championship since the 70's
>moved cities 3 times
shit team and shit franchise
>>67669726
but he didn't fumble in that pic you nigger
>>67669772
37-33
>>67669795
Oldgsy BTFOO
>Literally 90% of posters are tripfags
Cancer: the general
>>67669771
>Euro trip drama
>some eruo knobby knee grill fucked two other soccer trips
>MMB
>a time when there was more cowbou trips than me
old /sp/ was best /sp/
>>67669815
That's Dan "The Man with a plan" Schneider
>>67669795
Raiders are like 2-9 against the ravens you dumb spic
>>67669807
terrorist
>>67669812
Cry some more bitch tits
why is Michael Bennett so obsessed with Sam Bradford? Is it because he is bitter that he plays a position where guys are so replaceable and interchangeable that a high level player at his position still only makes as much as a mediocre QB?
it's like a punter complaining about offensive linemen getting overpaid, it's your fault for specializing in that position.
White guy: capers
Hooker: sneak
>>67669815
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schnider
>>67669839
>>67669841
Reported for being retarted
>>67669841
>Hoverboard sex
This is what millions of years of evolution have led us to.
>>67669867
>frivolous reporting
enjoy your ban
>>67669835
Still got that W though m8
>>67669859
post more
>>67669680
You're only ever here during the offseason
>>67669707
At least that was a reasonable use of a deletion by a mod. This, on the other hand...
>>67669828
>Dan "The Daughter Defiler" Schneider
>Dan "Hole Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schneider
>Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
>Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
>>67669839
Michael Bennett is insane, that's why
>>67669819
>>67669771
that was back when I didn't regularly post here. I recognize the names, but I didn't speak to them as much. I remember a couple shitstorms involving kirino and holymeow, mr. metaphor was bitched about and laughed with/at constantly, naoto confused people's dicks, and I think I talked to mustard buzzard and shogun a couple times.
by the time I was a regular poster though, the people I was normally seeing were cyberdwarf, steelersfag, and TDK. so I guess I came too late for the real glory days of shitposting. it's a shame, I guess.
>>67669873
now I'm sad
Gimme one good reason why Oakland won't make the Playoffs this year
>>67669912
church comes by occasionally after hiding for 2 years
Who would win in a fight Han Solo or John Sheppard?
>>67669927
they play in a division capable of having no losing teams
>>67669942
Han Solo is dead
>>67669912
Cyberdwarf and Mr. Metaphor sucked, Steelersfag was forgettable, and TDK was a tryhard.
Mustard Buzzard was a bro and holymeow was fucking hilarious.
Oh and Ice. FUCK Ice. Loved it when he finally got called out.
>>67669927
They're Oakland and they're shit
>>67669937
>church
which came first, him or sneak? it seems like one would be a prototype for the other.
>>67669952
OK that was legit
>>67669960
37-33
>5-11
>>67669968
I was before Church, but he's been here since like 2009 cause I remember him around when the Cardinals made the bowl.
>>67669958
>Oh and Ice. FUCK Ice. Loved it when he finally got called out.
I was there for that thread, it was pretty great. I feel like I was robbed of my opportunity to rub it into Black Star's face, although obviously not nearly as a big a faggot as Ice was.
/hoc/ is raiding us
>>67669986
I got this
>>67669974
did he contribute to DAT BIRD posting or tell everyone not to get their hopes up? I feel like it might have been the former but then that owl broke him. I mean, even you say some pretty bold stuff once in a blue moon, I don't think I've ever seen him being anything else other than sad or angry at his team.
>>67669989
call 911 then obviously, it's too late to save face. don't die over it.
>>67669989
Good. Rot in poss you retarded faggot.
>>67669974
before that cancer came back it was me and two anons supporting the cardinals
If he shows up again I'll btfo him so hard like I did sean.
>>67669996
Yeah I think that's about what happened. I mean that Bowl was pretty brutal for Cards fans. The INT return TD and then the game winning TD near the end.
>>67670012
Hello cards bro
>>67669989
>>67670008
what 911 guy said. worst case is, you'll be the latest "hey check out what's in this guy's ass" joke when they see the x-rays
>>67670012
>popping two out side by side at the same time
cringe
>>67670015
>cards
>ray lewis murderbowl II: electric boogaloo
>us12s getting postseason peyton but then malcolm butler
...in retrospect, the NFCW has had it bretty bad
>>67670039
Oh fuck, my fetish
>>67670015
I mean at least you and I have multiple owl seasons we can look back on to comfort ourselves with, even if they weren't very recent. the cardinals are the oldest team in the league and the only time they won the "championship" it was long, long before the owl era and they won it amidst a stupid controversy. that's gotta suck. not quite cubs tier, but still up there.
who are the oldest trips here scarletism sneak tiki?
>>67670058
>>67670058
depends on whether you count intermittent trips, people who went anon, or ones who left for other generals I guess. NORCAL, Neon Deion, and Tony Reali are all older niners trips than me, but last I heard the first two fucked off to hockey and baseball respectively, and reali still lurks as anon
>>67669986
/hoc/ is meaningless
>>67670059
>>67670067
nfl-hoc best genship
>>67670071
I feel the same way, but when you think about it, new /sp/ has been around since 2008 and I started tripping in 2011, so I've now been here for most of the board's existence (not counting old /sp/ and the period in-between). that must SEEM old to some people.
>>67670058
I'm the best trip, so nothing else matters
>>67670085
if i remember snoop actually posted that on his official facebook back in 2014 or something
>he also wore a naners jersey too
>>67670096
>best trip
>is actually 2nd worst trip
>>67670096
>the Ravens wont win the AFC next season
>>67670092
Dat
Fokin
Monkey
lmao
>>67670096
you are by far the worst trip in existence, worse than any of the other assholes mentioned earlier, and I've only tripped since the 2015 season began
>>67670117
you are by far the worst trip in existence, worse than any of the other assholes mentioned earlier, and I've only tripped since the 2015 season began
>>67670114
ahhh there he goes.
>im da bess
>no you arent faggot
>*sobs, sniffs* I'll s-show them!
>engage shitposting mode
so predictable.
>>67670117
i dunno, Fany was pretty terribad
>>67670131
US RATBERDS ARE GONNA FUCK YOUR SHIT UP
>>67670129
You don't know shit about football you meme loving fuck. You are always getting football players and their teams wrong. Seriously, once is a mistake but you are confirmed retarded
>>67670140
>UsRats
>>67670117
>since the 2015 season
fucking newfags, why am I the oldest pats poster still around? I shouldnt be. slot doesn't count cause he's a dumb faggot
Is Pie or Elvis at least veteran tier?
>>67670153
Elvis is, Pie is new this past season
also, I meant to say I started tripping when the 2014 season started.
>>67670151
>UsRats
100/10
>>67670153
>Is Pie or Elvis at least veteran tier?
Uh no... Pie is only 18 and doesn't know shit, and Elvis is just a shitposter.
Never forget
>>67670164
Were you bluedream?
Where the fuck is Edelmans Army too, I should message him.
>>67670129
You are always getting shit wrong you dumb drunk.
>>67670167
>US SPICS
What did he mean by this?
Whatever happened to Based Belichick?
Did that faggot die I remember he said he had health problems
>>67670103
>2nd worst
Which makes me the worst, good job.
>>67670117
Eh, he's just an attention whore tryhard, child's play compared to what I used to deal with.
>>67670178
Never forget
>>67670187
Texans suck dick
>>67670188
Sounds jelly
>>67670189
Probably killed himself after the Ravens and then the Broncos blew the Pats the fuck out
>>67670175
>nigger calling the white man a nigger
>>67670178
>oh my god I'm so embarrassed
there's literally nothing wrong with that sentiment, newfag
>>67670184
I'm not bluedream, but he's around occasionally, as is EA.
>>67670185
>dumb drunk
you must be referring to >>67670175, I don't drink much
>>67670189
He's on 8ch@n
>>67670197
Never forget
>>67670189
he is posting as UT Norman
>>67670189
I am right here
So pats trips missing are:
Mayo ;__;
BGB
Blazey
Duckboat
Mac
Biggest fan
Terrific
and Army
>>67670212
Have the raiders even been to the playoffs in the entire franchise history of the Texans?
>>67670227
UT Flacco*
>>67670217
1. I'm white
2. You are literally always wrong about everything. The other day you were claiming that Ryan Mallett was still on the Texans then you pulled the "I'm drunk" damage control when I called you out on it
>>67670225
Never forget
>>67670234
Oh fuck you, that was good
>>67670235
to be fair nobody knows or cares about anything related to the Texans
>>67670240
>Photon theme
Disgusting
>>67670243
You're talkin to muh rats all wrong here
jesus christ i cant wait until the Cowboys win their 6th superbowl soon so I can just spam post Romo or whichever QB holding the Lombardi
>>67670232
>Mayo
gone full shitpost mode after getting BTFO multiple times,
>the rest
haven't seen in a while
>>67670255
Literally won't ever happen
>>67670255
Romo will win an owl, as a redskin
>>67670255
I can't wait until the Cowboys lose their third Super Bowl so I can watch your pathetic attempt at shitposting
>>67670262
Literally won't ever happen again
>>67670258
>the rest
>haven't seen in a while
That's because you are new as shit
>>67670255
like you wouldn't shitpost anyways lmao
>>67670258
our kind are dying
Sad times ahead when dolphin trips outnumber us.
>>67670269
*lose their fourth super bowl, pardon me
>>67670269
you aren't even from Boston so why are you shitposting?
>>67670272
18-1
>tripfags
Ravens
>>67670280
>what is moving out of state
I was born in Boston, lived in NH for the past 14 years
>>67670293
BANDWAGON
>>67670280
oh and
>new england = boston
>>67670289
are a terrible football team
>>67670300
bandwagon
>>67670283
You're nothing but a game to me roach
>>67670304
>>67670310
Stay mad fucks
>>67670323
Nice try roachie boy
>>67670323
>newfag trip tries to save face, fails as always
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
I JUST WANT TO LIVE TO SEE THE BENGALS WIN A FUCKING PLAYOFF GAME
I'M NOT ASKING FOR MUCH JUST PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHOW SOME COMPETENCE FOR ONCE
STOP BEING SUCH AN EMBARASSMENT
>>67670342
Fire Lewis
>>67670342
You'll lose playoff games and like it
that's what peasant fans believe anyways.
>>67670323
>>67670341
>newfag trip
Oh the irony Get Brady you gay little man
>>67670348
Nope, the Bungles extended him.
>>67670255
i mean holy fuck can you imagine what Romo can accomplish now that the pieces are FINALLY after all these years being put into place. Imagine what can be achieved with a QB that is has the caliber of talent as Romo, a Top 5 WR, thr next LaDainian Tomlinson at RB and to put it all together the BEST offensive line in the league! A line that is the 2nd youngest in the NFL also id like to add.
Fucking shit /nfl/ I got a half chubby just typing this out. Its exhilarating now that Cowboys are finally starting to look like a powerful team with a powerful set of coaches and front office
Has the Cancer died yet?
Why is the 2015 Denver defense better than Seattle's 2013 defense?
>>67670406
It wasn't and never was. The Seattle defense is potential GOAT tier.
>>67670423
stop samefagging you dumb nigroid
FUCK YOUR SPAM DETECTION
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000636900/article/1985-bears-2015-broncos-among-five-best-defenses-of-all-time
Kylo Ren did nothing wrong
>>67670452
fucking mary sue Rey shit ass movie
>>67670433
>>67670217
see the first part, again
Teams that will embarrass themselves by missing the playoffs this season:
Broncos
Texans
Cowboys
Jets
Packers
Ravens
Colts
http://espn.go.com/page2/s/list/football/teams/worst.html
>>67670452
>>67670459
Finn was a useless character
>>67670468
Post more CVS sloots
>>67670460
pic related you bombston faggot
>>67670491
he at least had character unlike Rey.
>>67670491
You are fucking stoopid, bet you are seeing the ninja turdles movie
http://www.nfl.com/photoessays/0ap2000000314258
>>67670497
>>67670521
so much for playing along.
>[uncontroversial statement]
>s-shut up!
>b-bombston!
>don't ever talk to me!
>r-racist!
seriously, it's baffling how you are such a baby-back bitch, Dennis Pitta.
Disney fucking sucks dicks
>>67670526
What the fuck are you talking about you gay nerd?
>>67670538
ok man, really, this is getting sad, DPBH.
desu i think all the trips would get along albeit in their own autistic way if they were watching the superbowl or something
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000574600/article/cardinals-headline-nfls-five-best-secondaries
>Cards have #1 secondary
What the hell
>>67670547
only with muh rats
>>67670547
as long as it didn't involve >their teams
>browns and lions fans will never have this problem
>>67670548
Chandler Jones is a huge upgrade, my friend.
>>67670546
Bitch you don't live anywhere near bombston, you bandwagoning fuck
>>67670548
>Rams
>top 5 secondary
pick one
>>67670561
Nigga you don't live in Baltimurder and you never have
>>67670558
how would you act if it was pats vs ravens or pats vs cowboys
>>67670573
>AFC vs AFC Super Bowl
>>67670581
i didnt say pats vs ravens superbowl
>>67670569
I grew up within 5 miles of Baltimore you bandwagoning shit
>>67670598
Please don't trivialize the battle of Gettysburg with your memes. I like you but I think you should show some respect in this instance.
>>67670608
Honestly, this is still less gay than Old Gay and his autistic posts.
>>67670573
>pats-ravens
cheering for the Pats and laughing when the Ravens fuck up. but DPBH and Co. would probably commit a mass shooting of the Pats fans, so I'd have to carry my own heat
>vs cowboys
same, but just ignoring Tiki's drunk-ass ramblings instead of looking out for my life
>>67670608
If you live in Thailand and have something up your ass, I'm afraid you've already got AIDS
>>67670618
Gettysburg is a hoax
>>67670598
>"Meh", says witness Sneak
lol
Requesting new, non-anime thread
>>67670406
>better than the 2013 defense
lol no. The Seahawks defense raped a much better offense than the 2015 Broncos.
>>67670548
>>67670562
The article is from early November last year
1. Seahawks
2. Broncos
3. Cardinals
4. Patriots
5. Bengals
Biggest sleeper going into this season would honestly have to be the Raiders. Picking up both Reggie Nelson and Sean Smith in FA was huge then drafting Karl Joseph in the 1st.... I seriously think they could be a top defence this year
>>67670660
Make it yourself, lazy faggot
>>67670674
Every time I do, they die
>>67670670
>4. Patriots
explain
>>67670683
Because no one likes a trip-made general.
>>67670670
>irvin, mack and aldrunk later on
ripip punished smeth
>>67670685
>explain
Uhhh they have one of the best FS' in Devin McCourty and CB's in Malcom Butler. Logan Ryan did better than I expected last year and Chung has been above average since returning from his stint with the Eagles
Seriously there's not that many good DB groups in the NFL I don't know who you would rate higher
>>67670685
>>67670705
Forgot to mention Durom Harmon as their 3rd safety
Dude is probably one of the most underrated defensive players in the NFL right now. Pats have some impressive depth but their pass rush is still a major issue. Don't let any pats fan boys fool you about Chris Long and Shea McClellin being close to 10 sack guys
>>67670600
>within 5 miles
Have you even been there cucklord?
>>67668153
Are you seriously implying that this guy is going to play for 200 years?
>>67658825
Says the jew whos been watching football for literally one year
>>67659567
>scripts
>>67663396
I think Luck can get one.
Baltimore has a decent organization, so they would be #2. The Dolphins aren't winning anytime soon
>>67670096
You are pretty bad.
