Man Utd vs Bournemouth match thread 1
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Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Borthwick-Jackson, Carrick, Rooney, Mata, Lingard, Martial, Rashford.
Subs: Romero, Varela, Jones, A. Pereira, Herrera, Young, Memphis
Bournemouth: Federici, Francis, Elphick, Cook, Daniels, Ritchie, Gosling, Surman, Pugh, King, Wilson
Subs: Holmes, Jordan, O'Kane, Gradel, Grabban, Afobe
>de LVG
>van laal
Why not just use the other thread you autist?
>>67654521
>using a thread made by the algerian man city bandwagoner
>>67654521
I am on 2 threads.
Cup of cha, rollie.
Apple tart cooling.
Rainy humid evening.
>>67654507
no clue why we've gone full strength with the cup final in 4 days
LVG is such a fucking goon
>six subs
>eddie meme's injury machine
>>67654549
Where is Scnhiderlin? Does LVG hate him?
>>67654549
Going for the 19-0 la'
>mfw Martial injured
Also I'm actually at OT right now lads. Empty as fuck be lucky to pull 40k in attendance
>>67654549
>this is full strength united in 2016
yikes
>>67654567
No, injured
LvG likes him, but he's terrible at passing. A rock defensively, tho
>>67654560
seems like the official twitter fucked up, stanislas is supposed to be on the bench too
>>67654591
yeah seems like it, what do you expect with a late midweek game
Can Man Utd get CL football next season?
>>67654646
Definitely not with LVG in charge
>>67654646
yes they only need to score 19 goals
>>67654603
Saint Lucia!
>>67654691
This season has been miraculous. Surely there can be one more miracle..
most pointless game ever. should have given it a 3-0 win to bournemouth
>de gay
>>67654481
oh hey you didn't get bombed or kidnapped
>>67654812
fake bombs can't explode m8
>>67654790
>should have given it a 3-0 win to bournemouth
inb4 this actually happens anyway
>>67654866
It won't happen, because unlike LVG, Bournemouth have some goddamn shame and are playing several reserves.
Was it actually a dummy bomb or are they saying it was because it creates less panic?
this game is gonna be shit lads so it's down to each and every one of us to make it a fun experience. Get your banter hats on
>>67654920
That's a strong Bournemouth line-up,
>le droppy australian keeper
aside
Van Gaal is putting out a full strength team because he's desperate to not finish below Koeman
>>67654956
How did Holland have an era of goat coaches and ever since they've been shit
>>67654956
Kek, their rivalry has been interesting.
If no LvG next season I hope Mou comes in for Poop v Mou
Who \abu master race / here?
>>67654941
I do find it strange that they needed to do a controlled explosion on a 'fake' bomb
>>67655050
they just exploded a fake bomb just in case it was real
>>67655071
And blowing up things is always fun.
>yfw rooney scores a double hattrick to break the record
This thread is fucking dead where is everyone?
>>67655134
At the game haha.
>>67655134
Banned :'(
>>67655134
blown up by "fake" bomb
>>67655134
I don't think anyone but utd/bournemouth (if there are any on /sp/) fans really care
of course if we concede this thread will be flooded
Who /Tigers/ here?
>>67654621
>that shit tier excuse
>>67655176
Get the bunker ready Ellie, I got a bad feeling about this one
Fergie is in Belfast drinking with James Nesbitt.
LADS
>>67655248
hopefully it's the last of the season
Any good streams, lads?
>>67655342
Yeah mate loads.
>>67655213
>late midweek
>arranged on short notice
>uniteds shit-tier football
I'll be surprised if there's 50k today
>>67655342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPpGp_J3z2A
>>67655403
You forgot to add shite fans as a reason
>>67655385
Cheers brother.
>>67655453
Okay Mr ABU whatever you say
If van lel fucks this up, will he finally get sacked?
>>67655453
Woops
>shite fans
>>67655482
No not till after the FA Cup final.
>>67655342
theres one a about half a mile away
fun to walk down if it freezes over in winter
>>67655482
He should be sacked regardless. We'll see what happens after the FA Cup final.
Being reported that 3 MUFC mascots painted blue as part of promotion of club's partner 20th Century Fox's new X-Men movie. (@SamWallaceTel)
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA WHAT A FUCKING SHITSTAIN JOKE OF A CLUB
no explosions today
>>67655518
Please retire Carrick you cunte
>>67655532
calm down la
>>67655478
You now remember Utd fans leaving old Trafford after Yaya scored a late winner against Newcastle before the Utd Swansea game in 2012
>>67655532
UCD
C
D
http://www.liverpoolfc.com/corporate/partners
TLF
L
F
what is this match about, homie?
aint the EPL da fuck done?
>>67655656
stop living under a rock, Hans
>>67655652
there is no reason for that
So who wouldn't you mind seeing leave in the summer lads?
20 GOALS 20 GOALS MAN UTD
20 GOALS 20 GOALS I SAY
20 GOALS 20 GOALS MAN UTD
GETTING TOP 4 BY TODAY
20-0 lads, bet on it
>>67655692
Rooney, Carrick, Young, Valencia, Jones, Schiwnestiger, all double-barrelled negroes and Spanish speaking freeloaders.
>>67655627
De gea or mou?
I'm not a Man U supporter but this is why Man U are a club I still like, and why Man City are a plastic soulless club that I despise.
Six of this starting line-up are English. In a City lineup you sometimes only have ONE Englishman (Hart), sometimes two (Sterling too) and very rarely three (Delph)
City are the most odious cancerous shitstain on English football and I wish them a long and painful death.
>Win the best defensive organization
I HATE YOU LOUIS
>>67655758
>I'm not a Man U supporter but this is why Man U are a club I still like
what bullshit is this
doesn't everyone hate that club and their arrogant bandwagoners
>>67655758
ever considered that yernited is so shit exactly cause they have so many englanders?
>>67655716
How much would psv pay us to give Memphis back?
>>67655786
Nobody cares about Utd
WE'RE PLAYING FOR THE GOLDEN GLOVE
BIG TIME
I
G
T
I
M
E
Someone should tell van gaal that tin england teams level on points are seperated by goal difference not possession stats
Why the FUCK is LVG playing a full strength team for a meaningless match?
>>67655786
He's a man u fan, all non man u fans hate them
>>67655692
Rojo, Rooney, Jones, Mata, one of Carrick/Schweinsteiger (probably leaning towards Carrick, Schweini still has 2/3 years in him I reckon).
will >we get a sticky if >we win the golden glove?
Mou and Ibrahimovic will at least be entertaining next season.
I hope Jose has the balls to tell Rooney to fuck off after Wayne has another shitty international tournament on the back of 3 solid years of bad, and sometimes horrendous, club form.
>>67655692
van gaal, woodward
>>67655851
jump off a cliff
>>67655828
He needs to reach 65 points or his contact gets nulled
>>67655827
If only it was h2h
>>67655828
MATCH REETUMM
>>67655851
I think jose's a fan of rooney, he was trying so hard to get him when rooney was threatening to leave under moyes.
honestly I don't think we should sell a shit load of players, I think we'd need to see these players under a manager who isn't a complete donkey.
>>67655786
Manchester United garners the respect of rival fans and neutrals like no other club in England.
>>67655692
Priority
Rooney
Rojo
Red hot
Jones
Fellaini
Lingard
50/50
Herrera
>>67655877
Why?
Why the first team lads?
Blatantly PR for capeshit.
Smh teebee'Onest
Are we the least weeb fanbase lads?
I was really looking forward to Pereira starting desu lads
Everyone says LVG is great with youth yet our best youth player Pereira's getting completely ignored.
MARKETING HAS GONE TOO FAR
FUCKING HELL
>>67654521
we dem moyes boys, faggot
>kid painted up like Mystique
why?
>>67656024
Literally dying children a colour to promote a shite film
this marketing shambles better pay for LVGs severance
Wish that LvG would give Depay, Janujaz and/or Pereira a chance.
This game means fuck all and we need to rest players for the final..
>>67656024
>marketinchester united suprised they sold out again
>Doesn't start Rojo
>Lingard RW, Mata AM
What is loui playing at? Why did he do such stupid shit all seaosn and then now in a meaningless match play the right team (bar rooney in CM)
>>67655786
No, only frustrated manchildren
>>67655789
Soul is more important than meme results my friend
>>67656141
Fuck this shit lads fierce with Steve backshall is on ITV right now
>>67656123
He's an arrogant cunt handicapping the team throughout the season.
>the city of Emptychester
>not winning 1-0 yet
it's not happening is it
What a comfy evening.
>>67656141
You sold that around 1997
Empty
>>67656202
B-but muh emptyhad
why don't close a tier of the stands and bring everyone close to the pitch instead of empty seats pitchside and people sat at the very top of the stands like muppetts
What team has the biggest support on /sp/ after Arselel?
Mememouth make every match they play in feel like a league 1 match, wish they'd fuck off
>>67656209
feels like a pre-season friendly desu
>>67656246
United, followed by Liverpool and Chelsea
>>67656246
Manchester City
>>67656242
I included that in my greentext
>>67656246
Leicester has the most fans, Arse are second
>>67656246
Whoever plays against United.
>>67656246
Uefalona? Liverpool?
I still rate LVG.
>all these empty seats
All those empty seats
So much for loyal fans
>>67656246
Real Madrid. In the English Epl it is Liverpool or Man U
Anyone else noticed rooney just forgets for long periods of the match that he's a CM now and play AM for literally no reason which basically fucks up the shape of the team and leave the other CM alone to get shit on
>>67656246
Liverpool obviously.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67548587/
>>67656316
Madrid game threads are dead unless it's a big one.
>>67656307
lmao aren't you the City autist?
>Peter Schmeichel: Manchester United "have bored me to death"
What did he mean by this?
>>67656309
>All those empty seats
Going be like that at every home game for West Ham next season 2bh
>be a one man team
>the man is the goalkeeper
>>67656354
DELETE THIS
>>67656354
He is a bias ex City player
>>67656246
I'd say Bayern, nearly every german supports them with a few supporting dortmund who actually support bayern (source that GOATZE trip from a couple of years ago)
>>67656246
>after ArseAnal
We all support the foxes you fucking autists. Kys and go back to your containment thread
>It's a Peter Schmeichel gets bullied episode
>blinds corners
every time
>2 more points than Moyes disaster
should they have stayed the course, bros?
>>67656354
ayy
Was Smalling taking corners earlier this season?
Did another evacuation happen?? Where are all the manure fans?
>>67656389
not really
German /sp/ consists of 40% Bayern customers, 40% Dortmund shareholders and 20% other supporters
>>67656438
they all flew back to their home countries
>>67656438
Almost as empty as the Etihad!
>>67656355
With our 52,000 season tickets sold
don't think so
>>67656438
Just like you evacuated the City-Madrid thread
>>67656438
the fake fans were killed by a fake bomb
>Pep - Mou Manchester derby next season
My body is ready lads.
>>67656438
RING
RING
>>67656514
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE CALLING
>>67656453
no wya theres that many dirtmund frauds, the liverpool thread hardly had one while every bayern threa dis always populated with germans
>20% other
complete bald faced lie there's only a few quirky posters
>>67656507
Delusional if you think its happening
Switch to Hull v Derby lads
It's way better, Derby 1-0 so game on
>all those Chinese ads on the sidelines
did they set them up for all those Chinese cartoons fans?
Lets just pretend that Rooney is a midfielder now because as a forward he's not even PL level. Can't run or beat a man even though he's only 30. And even though he doesn't have the nuance or intelligence to play as a midfielder and even though he gets in his teammates' way and has no idea of his own position let's pretend that he's good because 1 out of 10 of his floaty passes makes it to Antonio Valencia.
>80% possession
we're practically in the top 4 already
>>67656544
If Van Laal loses the FA Cup it's definitely happening.
Do you think martial is getting sick of these cross field hoofs?
>>67656544
Of course it is.
>>67656544
Guardiola used to be Lang Baal's player in Barcelona, though
it will be quite comfy either way
Someone post the 'age of Rooney' pasta.
How many goals more do they need for Champions League, before the start of game it was 19
>>67656558
Bants
>>67656569
He sick of that shit team, if Inwas him I would leave divided with De gay
>Watching this when Valkyria's remaster came out today
>hoof the ball
>valencia takes it down
>passes it back to lingard
>lingard passes it back to carrick
>carrick passes it back to smalling
>smalling passes it back to de gea
PROGRESS
R
O
G
R
E
S
S
Turned it off 2 minutes in
By how many goals are man jew winning against 16th placed bournemouth??
>>67656558
>Januzaj
One of the few lads in this post-Fergie MU who actually had guts to try something unusual, even if it was ending with being dispossessed most of the time.
>>67656648
>I would leave divided with De gay
Stick to kebab language m8
>>67656708
Meet me outside piccadilly in 15
![england-xi-fe66ede0d660106d4aa5242f96b9d317[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/murSwXg.jpg "england-xi-fe66ede0d660106d4aa5242f96b9d317[1]")
Your Euro 2016 winners
>Ronney playing frequently in midfield
>pundits think they're contributing by saying he shouldn't start up front for England
Why are our pundits so shit?
>>67656698
What's bad about passing to your best passer as often as possible?
>tfw this is unirionically the last epl game
fuck i take it for granted now i feel empty
>>67656736
sorr m8 I'm in Cheshire right now
>>67654346
>>67654346
>>67654346
>>67654346
0-2 DERBY
0-2 DERBY
IT'S HAPPENING GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>67656750
>no Rooney
I love this but we all know he will be shoehorned in the team, that egomaniacal ass.
20 mins of wow, it's nothing. again
>>67656763
gib back the plane
>>67656533
many Germans posting in a Bayern thread doesn't mean that they are all supporters, m8 (there are as many Bayern supporters as Bayern fans)
besides, a high percentage of German posters are matchday tourists thus they always stop posting as soon as their team doesn't win (like Dortmund fans did on that day against Liverpool)
come to /bundes/ on a regular matchday and see for yourself
Why was Van Persie sold again?
Don't want to waste a captcha so i'm posting this
>>67656691
Already played it on pc when it came out.
>>67656750
What will actually happen:
Forster > Hart
Dier > Henderson
Drinkwater > Milner
Vardy > Rooney
The team aren't even up for it. 19 isn't possible but at least attack aggressively and give it your all like it was possible. Van Laal is so shit at managing
>>67656819
old and shit
>>67656815
stfu indon
You have 250 million to improve the squad who do you buy?
>>67656818
I've been to multiple bundi over the years
>>67656878
Thomas Tuchel
>>67656544
He's failed to qualify for the champions league. He has to get sacked.
>>67656878
250m for pogba
Abandon this shit game, Derby have clawed back a 3-0 deficit to 3-2 with a second half left to play, this gon be good lads and I'm a united fan
muh posesion
>>67656878
Half a Robben
>>67656809
Rooney has been shit. I'm not sure he's an egomaniac though. He seems like quite a humble bloke actually
>>67656878
Mahrez 70m
Griezmann 80m
Pogba 100m
Ibra free
>>67656727
Tell that to my phone auto-correct
>>67656946
this desu
>>67656839
I assume it's Djibril Cisse in the gif, since that useless bag used up tampons named Pa-piss never came any close to a strike like this over the last two or three years.
>>67656878
Ibra on a free
Varane or Marquinhos
Griezman
Mahrez
Pogba
Kane
Someone to replace Carrick
>>67656946
this
see ya lads
goodbye 2015-16 Premier League
>>67656878
Townsend for 30m
give Rooney a salary rise
>>67656988
4 of those won't leave so gg
Commentating is so boring and quiet it's only adding to the boredom.
>0-0
what did he mean by this?
"security is on the minds of everyone tonight"
Pogba,Mahrez and kane would never go to united and why would Griezman?
>>67656878
------------De Gea
Darmian---Smalling---Varane---Shaw
---Schneiderlin---Kante
Mkhitaryan---Mata---Insigne
------------Martial
>>67656878
I still believe in this.....don't need 250 mill. Otherwise I'd take Griezmann and Hamez as well
>Mata balding
Poor guy.
>>67657061
>why would Griezman?
£££
>Van Gaal on tonight’s team selection: “It’s the best solution because we also have to entertain our fans."
>>67657061
Pogba went to United once already. Griezman is a United fan. For everything else there's money
>>67657054
How can they get away with this? Literally playing into IS*L's hands.
Fancy dress night at Old Trafford, free entry to anyone dressed as a red seat.
reminder: jonjo shelvey earns more per week than neymar
>>67656878
Loftus Cheek
Neymar
Modric
SHOT ON TARGET
>this match
>>67657065
Swap Kante with Naingollan and this is your title winning side
>>67657067
>Mata as a deep central midfielder
JUST
imagine watching this over the derby hull game
>need 19 goals
Have United ever even had 19 shots on target in a game under Van Gaal?
>>67657138
>deep
Nah he'd play that distributor role that would run forward into the box and add another attacking threat when needed
>>67657147
They're only on 16 for the seasom
>>67657111
More like every united game this season
>>67657145
It's half time m8
>>67657123
Based Macedonia, Im going Ohrid and Skopje in a couple of weeks, any advice or tips about where to visit?
>>67657147
never mind on target, I doubt we've even pulled of 19 shots in a game under LVG before
>>67657123
name
>>67657172
>run into the box
>run
You confusing Mata with someone else?
game will end 1-0 to bornemoth
i'm just waiting for the ironic cheer when united got a shot on
>>67656594
kek no he wasnt
Mourinho's matches have never been as bad as matches like this under Van Gaal this season. Although I rarely, if ever, have watched Mourinho's teams play.
>Trashford
I've forgotten what a shot on target looks like
>>67657198
He's started moving better after mou called him out for being a lazy cunt at Chelsea
Hope someone in the crowd gets a "BORING" chant going or the whole crowd pretends to be asleep for ultimate jej
Van Laal OUT
>>67657180
>19 shots
we have, i remember 21 once
>old trafford without the day trippers
>>67657250
Casual
>>67657250
He's just a pragmatist. Mou will happily smash teams he knows he can. And he'll shit up matches he thinks are lose-able
>>67657147
>shots on target in last 10 MU games:
4 vs Man City
2 vs Everton
1 vs Spurs
4 vs West Ham
4 vs Villa
10 vs Palace
7 vs Everton
6 vs Leicester
2 vs Norwich
2 vs West Ham
not even fergie bothered to show up
>>67657067
>Darmian
kek
>>67657067
stop w/ the fucking ibra meme
>>67657330
Palace gonna get rekt
fuck martial, why doesn't he try to run in behind. doesn't he realize it's better if you collect the ball when you are behind the defender?
ROONEYYYY
SOMETHING HAPPENED
ROONEY
It's coming home lads
>Rooney will now start every game for England
Thanks Bournemouth.
>>67657363
Because no one will/is capable of passing to him if he does that
GOATIAL
that was hot
beautiful goal desu
brilliant goal
Van Laal IN
Despite the goal, I'm only here because Derby vs hull is half time and I feel like I'm being punished for something I haven't done
First 1-2 this season. Only took 38 games
>>67657310
>Mou will happily smash teams he knows he can
When was the last time Chelsea smashed a team under Mourinho, Swansea this january?
18 to go!
18 to go
can we do it lads?
>United fans mock City for an empty stadium
KEK
E
K
Just 18 more
>Just 18 more
Just 18 more
>Just 18 more
Just 18 more
>Just 18 more
>>67657379
Pray he will be used as #10 feeding Vardy and Kane. If hes the target, just give france the cup already
This is Martial's team.
>>67657413
this same crowd would fill emptyhad desu
>one nil and you still don't sing
>United
>"""atmosphere"""
>>67657216
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pep_Guardiola#Barcelona
>In 1997, Guardiola was named as Barcelona captain under new manager Louis van Gaal
yes, he was
>>67657413
This is a post season friendly against Bournemouth. Etihad is empty against Bayern and Barca
RASHFORD DED
ENGLAND BTFO
>>67657363
>Implying there are anyone else on that shitty team able to do a forward pass
Cut him some slack, He is doing everything himself in the attack. If it wasn't for him and De Gea, United would be ranked lower than Chelsea
>>67657440
It really isn't.
Solid bantz from elphick
>>67657439
>captain is best player
Stop posting anytime my man
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36311077
>that most popular team
>"""""professional"""" pundits putting Rooney on the wings
>>67657405
It's funny because it's true. United have lacked attacking flair and intelligence for 3 or 4 years now. No link up play whatsoever.
>>67657439
anyone can edit a wiki page
Just 18 more La
>>67657460
He never said best, just player.
>>67657437
Didn't know red seats could sing
>>67657448
what i was responding to was a specific chance where there was space between the fullback and the cb
>>67657465
To be fair there have been more than just the goal today. Goals against Stoke at home were beautiful, Martial's first against West Ham last week was great too.
Problem is they happen too far apart. We only get these glimpses of something special once every 2 games. Obviously it's too risky for LVG.
It's chilling to think where United would be in the table if Martial didn't arrive on deadline day.
>>67657480
Only 17 tbqh, they'd be tied on GD but with 17 more goals, Utd would jump ahead on goals for
>>67657178
Weather is fucking garbage m8, also try to avoid Skopje center from 6pm to like 9pm. Some retards are protesting something everyday.
http://wikitravel.org/en/Republic_of_Macedonia
Did I just see Salsa in Xmen trailer?
>>67657504
Or if De Gay have gone to Real.
just got this shirt yesterday. am I true supporter now?
>>67657486
Oh misread that
>>67657504
Imagine if the fax machine worked.
>>67657517
Nope. City are on 71 goals. If United scored 17 today they'd be on 64.
>>67657463
>professional
i guess you don't know what that means
Burgerland here....
Watching that Derby v Hull match....
What does that score mean ? 0-2 (3-2) ?
>help a kicker out.
>>67657517
>United
>Beating anyone on goals scored even after scoring another 17 in one match
>>67657552
You do the score inside the brackets first and multiply by the one outside
Rooney and Blind will be painted blue for the second half to promote the new XMen film while Martial will wear long dreads and De Gea an alien mask to promote the new AVP
>>67657544
hence the """"""""""
>>67657437
>English flair
>talking about United lacking atmosphere
You can only talk if you're a Liverpool fan
>>67657552
the semi final is played over 2 games. hull won the first 3-0, derby currently winning the 2nd 2-0. hence 3-2 on aggregate
>>67657552
>Hull are 2-0 down at home after winning the first leg 3-0
Wow, and I thought their FA Cup final loss was a massive choke.
>>67657520
oh shit! macedonia is a real place?
>>67657552
The score in brackets is the multi ball score
>>67657603
>American education
>>67657587
Cool.... thanks.
>learned something today
>>67657569
kek
>>67657570
giggled loudly
hey guys do any of you guys have aids because i don't have aids and i really want aids so if you have aids just give it to me okay
>>67657695
t. Scouser
>>67657695
Give me your deets bro
>>67657499
>Too risky for LvG
The players aren't smart enough or not confident enough.
One twos take no effort and if the rest of the team is defensively organised enough (and 90% of the time it is) then there should be no reason why they don't do it more often.
>This Euro advert
Fucking kek
>>67657628
>>67657603
Do you guys ever visit other countries? America is fucking huge so it wouldnt suprise me if you yanks just didn't bother but I love travelling and would hate having to spend ridiculous money on flights
>flights to macedonia cost me 40 quid there n back
>Old man Carvalho got into Portgual's squad
webm?
>>67657723
how about on an airline that isnt ryanair
>>67657723
you kind of nailed it, only like 30% of americans have passports bc it's expensive even to fly across the US let alone across the ocean and there's a lot to see here
>>67657785
Who cares
>mfw I boss it
http://www.strawpoll.me/10239714
http://www.strawpoll.me/10239714
http://www.strawpoll.me/10239714
>>67657785
Using a Hungarian airline but either way why does that matter
>>67657805
cant take hold luggage on ryanair without paying megabucks desu, i fly them if im only taking a carryon
>>67657552
0-2 is the score.
3-2 is what the score would be without refball.
blatant penalty
Fuck off ref that's a clear penalty.
He has no other reason to go down.
>>67657898
He a good boy he wouldn't dive he dindu nuffin
man utd are actually playing well. well done, boys, well done (sarcasm)
>>67657910
No player goes down in that situation unless they've been impeded.
>>67657910
I retract this staement,from the replay it looks like he was fouled tbhf
fuuuuck, shades of roma that
>>67657933
>(sarcasm)
Just thinking about how good a combination Mou and De Gay would be. First team to concede 0 goals all season?
>>67657953
Nicely memed
It's like United don't want to score 19 goals
>>67657898
As expected from a referee like Jon Moss.
dat fucking shot
>>67658075
why is vardy fingering the ref?
why is Valencia crossing from that angle?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10239853
http://www.strawpoll.me/10239853
http://www.strawpoll.me/10239853
based fucking valencia
it's taken 38 games for Blind to actually put a corner past the first man
>Hit a shot so hard you kill the keeper
KEK
>sky turning the volume up on the bournmouth fans
What are they chanting?
>>67658159
ALways the loudest TB H SENPAI
>>67658166
Eddie howes barmy army
>>67658188
are you that one bournemouth fan on /sp/?
>>67658159
Paddy detected
>>67658137
Still getting adjusted to life in England m8. Different game, culture, etc.,
>>67658188
What does that even mean?
cheeky push there from mata
>>67657967
I love that goal. Sticks in my mind more than just about any other United goal from that era - the way he digs it out from his feet before he half-lobs the keeper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXBLHyGOOlM
Who /Partial to Martial/ here?
>>67658224
Shit, how did they get my pic m8s?
>>67658224
me on the left
>>67658188
how was prison sheikh?
>>67658196
Ellie as a last day treat, get yer feet out for the lads :)
Eddie Howe > LVG
will zlatan even play for a europa league squad?
did sky deliberately plant the bomb so they could get some added revenue from an extra tv game?
How is that not a penalty
Refs literally just having a laugh for this game.
Which relegation candidate will Lingard be playing for in 3 years?
>>67658320
He played for Milan
HOLY SHITTING REFBALL!
This game reeks of "I want to keep it at 1-0 for the excitement" from the ref.
watching hull lads
>>67658348
Man United
>>67658348
Honestly, you're an idiot if you don't think that kid has class.
Just need better coaching
>>67658412
He's more Welbeck than well good
RASHFORDDD
CAN'T ASH THE RASH
HE AIN'T GASH, THAT RASH
Trashford!
>>67658434
Just 1 goal every minute now!
just need a goal a minute now lads, come on
>>67658427
He's miles better than welbexk
When Webelxk was at United all he did was dribble.
>Rashford is shit
>How is he in the England team?
ABUs btfo.
God I can't wait for rashford to score a hat trick against france in the euro final
>>67658478
That's all Jesse does too
this kid really is something
>>67658357
That sucks. What's more - need better coaching, that's for sure
Rashford is a Mancunian Ronaldo (not CR7)
>>67658196
I've seen at least one more
>>67658206
just an easy chant and everyone loves Eddie
>>67658515
didn't R9 actually compare himself to rashford at one point?
>>67658515
There's another Ronaldo?
>memepiss
How come black strikers are so good?
Wilson was playing?
>>67658524
google says yes, rip knees
>>67658539
memepiss is cursing his white ancestors right now
depay to get golden boot in 10 minutes book it
>>67658539
big cocks help their balance when running
rooney has been pretty based against these championship tier players
>>67658524
yes
>>67658539
Because balls are typically white and they like kicking them. It's why blacks are shit in winter when the chinky balls come out
>>67658539
slave ancestors breeding the strongest and
African ancestors running from lions
Top genes.
>>67658539
cause all the slow ones are in jail
>>67658494
>Vardy gets injured in the semis after scoring a screamer in the 75th minute knocking out Belgium
>Kane injured in the first 10 minutes into the final, with France taking a goal
>Madman Rashford out of nowhere scoring a hattrick
>mfw
DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY DERBY
>>67658584
>UKIP fanfic involving a nigger being the hero
Your memes are all mixed up
>>67658539
White people are lazy
Prove me wrong
How come all the best playmakers are white?
>young is still alive
im shocked
Sums up Memepiss's season there
>>67658628
>Believing UKIP are the KKK of British Politics
>>67658648
He's always in all the promo material
Name a better crosse off the ball in the history of football than CBJ
>>67658642
messhit on suicide watch
>>67658648
Back just in time to miss a pen in the FA Cup final.
What a time to be alive.
>>67658539
Scoring a goal is like rape
How many Bournemouth fans made it lads?
If I had to go all the way down to Bournemouth on the Sunday night and all the way back again on the Tuesday for a game where the best I can hope for is a higher league finish and slightly more prize money - I don't think I would.
memephis looks mad as fuck all the time
>>67658660
Alessandro Crosstacurta
>>67658693
PSV did become champions without him :^)
>>67658693
It's because he's a nigger
>>67658691
Not that far from London you plastic
>>67658539
Every Afro-Caribbean person you see exists because of eugenics.
That's why the Caribbean is a better place to live than Africa.
5 minutes for Memepiss to do something amazing and delude us all into thinking he might be good next season.
YOUNGGGG
>>67658660
>>67658660
Bebeinho
GOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
YOUNGGGGGGGGG
>>67658706
Well memed
>>67658711
That's true BUT OLD TRAFFORD ISN'T IN LONDON YOU CUNT.
16 goals left
just need 180 minutes stoppage time
>LETTING YOUNG (AS A CF) SCORE ON YOU
>>67656568
ЯEPUБLIK OF TOYS Я US
only 16 more goals to go above city
CMON UNITED
>>67658691
you forget that a lot of smaller teams treat playing Man Utd as a cup final even now because ABUs
LADS IT'S COMING HOME NEXT SEASON!
LVG'S RED ARMY!
>>67658716
How is that related to his question ?
>all those empty seats
Manchester is blue
Has this game been going on since Sunday?
> we finally look good
Lmao can't make this shit up
>>67658746
You'd be going to Bournemouth tho follow your own train of thought
>>67658769
Aye lad, fergie has been saving up his added time
>>67658769
yeah ref kept it going to try and give united a 19 goal lead
>>67658764
Because of selective breeding you get extremely skilled blacks coming from the Caribbean.
That's why African Americans dominate in the US too.
>memepiss
16 more!
Let's go lads!
Lads, I think Young has just solved our goalscoring problems. Fuck Ibra, stuck him upfront and he'll score 40 a season.
Memphis is a write off
>>67658773
Did LvG just tell them to do their own thing instead of listening to his pherlorsophie during half time?
>>67658780
What are you talking about you jew.
>Bournemotuh fans in Manchester on Sunday
>Go all the way back down to Bournemouth that night
>Have to come all the way back up this morning
That was my train of thought,
what a win, lads. these means top 4 is wrapped up, right?
>>67658766
It will be when we play in our away kits next year
>Tfw Memepiss will never get a shot on target in your lifetime
1 (one) more point this season would of seen us into the champions league
Teehee
>>67658810
And you said other way around and you wouldn't
NOOOO
just remembered that newcastle got relegated lmao
NICE CLEAN SHEET
>that defending
KEK
>>67658806
I still believe he'll come good in a fast and direct system
NO CLEAN SHEET
OMGGGGGG. RUINED DE GEAS GOLDEN GLOVE!
RIP GOLDEN GLOVE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DE GAY
*le sigh*
Well that makes the double journey to manchester worth it
What a big fuck you to De Gea
>>67658851
Lel
Only 17 more lads
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
>>67658791
How many skilled, Caribbean based strikers, are there in the PL?
And how many are in this match?
I'd say few to none.
Not saying you're wrong, but there is no evidence that a Caribbean striker would do better in the pl than even a African based one.
Caribbean strikers have OK talent and almost no discipline, composure, or drive 80% of of the time.
Probably saved them a couple of GBP's, for not triggering the golden glove bonus
yet another own goal from Smalling
that's like 3 or 4 this season right?
De Gea must be sick of his shit
De Gay leaving confirmed.
FUCKING HELL
Rather sums up De Gea's relationship with the defence in his time at the club.
>the only thing united had to play for was the golden glove
>fuck it up in the last minute of the entire season
please resign
Say good bye to your only hope. He's mad nao
HAHAHAHAHAHA
GOLDEN GLOVE
BTFO
give romero's 3 clean sheets to david pls
>>67658809
United have been playing good for 2 months now
Whenever they lose people reset their memes
Get out of our club
Time for LVG to talk about next season so the fans can boo him?
>>67658925
Saves us bonus money m8
>>67658887
Whilst that's true a lot of your diaspora dominate.
>Ashley Cole
>Jermaine Defoe
>Raheem Sterling
You have great players but they are considered European because England can't field a decent XI.
>>67658928
He would've won it if Lang Baal didn't try to force him out of the club by buying and playing Romero at the beginning of the season.
Discuss
is he gonna speech and it's gonna be tv?
>>67658952
>Defoe
>Sterling
>dominate
UNCONDITIONAL
Oh the cringe!
smalling has always been an annoying donkey to me. why do some ppl even rate him?
>>67658943
Yes I want to see this
>>67658959
Smalling is o.g 4 lyfe
fucking hell the ABUs are on full force because of an OG
the state
>>67658980
>i dont rate mike
>>67658997
something to grasp on to after that professional performance
>>67658973
DEFOE WAS GOOD IN HIS DAY YOU BASTARD.
And you haven't seen RAHEEEEEEEEEM yet.
>>67658887
Martial
>LvG not getting booed
bunch of cucks at Old Trafford
>No Rojo
>Mata and Lingard in the right postions
>Actually play football
I swear to god Van Gaal
>the away supporters chanting "sacked in the morning" during his speech
>>67658973
Oy
Shut the fuck up
>>67658952
>Yorke
>Jones
Not bad but rn the MLS will just pick up all of the better talent up, and they won't learn anything mentally.
But they rather do that than play up the ranks in England like say vardy or Wilson
Or if they do go England they fuck up their lives/stagnate cuz they got mula now and black people in Africa, America and Caribbean, in general, are idiots with money
United fan but Lingard seems like a real punchable little shit
>>67658957
and united would have made top 4
> Condemned to Europa League
> Lost Golden Glove to an own goal
> Bound to be mauled by the Tigers if he stays in England
David de Gea on suicide watch
>>67659025
Was going to argue then realised you're American
Enjoy this (you) tho
>>67659031
Rojo would have started if he wasn't injured, he'll likely be back at the weekend.
>>67658962
bog sim his sargon
>>67659064
de gay is a tripfag?
Would you lads be happy with Smalling/Blind next season? Seems like its formed a comfy pairing and they like each other. Would be nice if Van Laal would fucking play a system where they're not under constant pressure tohugh
>>67659008
He is so underrated its unreal, 90% of the people I've talked to about him in real life jsut spew absolute shit
>>67659025
We're not entitled fucks like arsenal fans
https://streamable.com/d1od
>>67659056
He's probably one of the most determined united player I've seen this season
Sad that 80% of united fans are plastic and don't appreciate him.
He's not the most skilled, but every team should have like one player that wants to play for their club, like him.
>>67659053
You'd be much better as a united West Indies team.
Saint Vincent got raped by TnT and TnT aren't even half good.
If you had Saint Vincent, TnT, Jamaica and all those other tiny nations playing together - you could qualify for a world cup easily.
>>67659074
;_;
What the hell has CBJ done wrong?
>United and City finish on 66 points
>Implying that isn't a clear sign that the English United and City players will invoke the spirit of 66 and carry England to glory at the Euros.
>>67659096
I'd prefer Blind at LB or midfield desu.
>>67659098
bit short desu
>United finished 4 point behind tottenham
Feels bizarre desu
>>67659151
Hated him at LB and he seemed like Carrick-lite in DM, maybe this seasons toughened him up a bit
>>67659098
>unconditional support
>>67659096
I think they need to communicate together a lot better, I barely see them talk to each other. the pairing tends to make quite a few fuck ups together like against west ham
>>67659109
Saint Lucia has some underated talent as well, but the organisation is so retarded there and Vincent that it's laughable.
The problems in football reflect politics to a t.
No WI nation can sustain it self on its own whiles also competing with its neighbors, not even Jamaica or TT
The federation hasn't worked because black people in general don't like to work together and are influenced by Western culture so much that they've become lazy shits most of the time
Singapore is about the same size as saint Lucia, and look at their economy.
>>67659098
Seems like he's leaving. Hated the football but liked the man desu
>>67659151
Blind at LB is terrible
Laughable that you suggested this.
He's better at DM and CB
>>67659184
I more blame the midfield for completely losing the battle at west ham hence the constant pressure and the fouls non-stop after the 2nd martial goal
>>67659172
I'd take Carrick lite, can't be worse than Fellas or Deadsteigher.
I like Blind but I see him more as O'sheas/Browns successor than Rio or Carricks
Really liking Rooney in midfield desu
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