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relegation play-offs
>thursday
eintracht - nürnberg (20:30 cest)
>friday
würzburg - duisburg (19:10 cest)
goooooooooooooood morning
first for memes
Brondby IF have appointed Alexander Zorniger as their new head coach.
>>67647711
weren't they in talks with tony adams?
>>67647718
Yeah
>>67647723
and?
>Dembélé erklärt: „Ich hatte viele Angebote. Aber ich habe von Anfang an klar gemacht, dass ich nur nach Dortmund will. Mir war vom ersten Moment an klar, dass ich dort hin muss und es keinen anderen Verein geben kann.“
This goes down like oil. Don't even care how many spineless traitors >we lose to Buyern, if fresh & hungry kids like him replace them.
>>67647726
if he's good, he's gonna go to buyern in a couple of years tho
>>67647725
And they chose someone else. I'm happy it didn't end up being Adams or Morten Wieghorst, but I would have preferred Lars Olsen.
>>67647726
>player leaves club for a better club
>he's an evil traitor !!!11!!
shareholders are the most pathetic fans uezs
not even HSV cry as much as you faggots when a better club (mostly Leverkusen) buys all their good players
>>67647743
okay
>>67647749
> Buy-UUURN faggot detected
> Wants /bundes/ to remain a one horse race
Why am I not surprised?
What are we picking for England v Sri Lanka lads?
>test cricket
>>67647810
your mom to score
>>67647810
If you're actually watching that series I assume you're only doing it ironically. It will be as one-sided as Australia vs West Indies was.
Which sucks for >us because Sri Lanka will still be tricky in home conditions but >we will basically get no points for beating them. No win situation.
>>67647838
You passed the test
>>67647838
There's basically no difference between formats anymore.
T20 autism has killed all technique in cricket and now only a few spastics like Kane actually bat properly. See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2boxcdjDnpE
Literally no difference between that and t20
Will Ingolstadt deliver next season again?
>>67647870
When was the last time a T20 game lasted 5 days and ended in a draw?
>>67647878
If you sign up to their premium delivery service.
>Offiziell: Pizarro verlängert um ein weiteres Jahr in Bremen
>>67647852
Well what else is on? I sure fucking aint watching IPLel
Löw just texted me the Euro squad
All the youngsters will go to the Olympic Games
>>67647711
He will redefine fodbold. I feel sorry for Randers.
>tfw your team has the best young midfield in Germany
>>67648079
you from gladbach?
>>67648114
>implying
>>67648114
>>67647726
Dirtmound is a stepping stone for him.
>>67648143
>Schalke midfield
>better than Gladbach
You know that's a lie
>>67648235
>Goretzka
>Meyer
>Kehrer
then not a MF but Marvin Friedrich too
we have the best young core in Germany
>>67648251
>Dahoud
>Tielmans
>Schulz
>Hazard
>Herrmann
>Hofmann
Come again?
>>67648263
weak bait
>>67648159
No doubt. I'm not pretending he'll finish his career at Dortmund. All I said was: it's good to have hungry kids like him at the club who'll enjoy every minute of a CL group match rather than a guy like Hummels who thinks he deserves a shortcut to the CL trophy.
I remember Lewandowski was desperate for a move to Dortmund and he and his agents pulled some dubious shit in Poland at the time and look where he's now...
>>67648282
t. mad cologne customer
>>67648284
>look where he's now
Not in any CL finals, thats for sure.
>>67648285
>dahoud
highly talented but stil inexperienced
>Tielemans
not playing for BMG
>Schulz
Plays most of his games as LB
>Hazard
talented but not worldclass
>Hermann
see Hazard
>Hofmann
decent BL player
>>67648263
>list good BMG players
>not mentioning the guy who'll single-handedly win us to the Euros this year
piss poor bait
>>67648321
My point was that the midfield is better right now than the "young core" of Schalke though, Goretzka and Kehrer are really nothing special, plus they don't have to play by themselves or with other young players like the players at Gladbach. The core at Gladbach this season was Xhaka/Nordveit/Dahoud
>schalke
>gladbach
who cares? they're both shit
>>67648354
I can see Gladbach replacing Schalke in Germany's Top 4
Guilavogui is staying at Wolfsburg. Contract until 2019.
>>67648370
Schalke already got replaced by mainz
>>67648400
Good joke. Transfer period hasn't even started and Mainz is already sold out.
So is the Wolfsburg meme already over?
Once Rodriguez leaves they become a team of literally whos.
>>67648428
They successfully killed the kruse and draxler meme
>>67648428
Hopefully. They became the Gnadenhof of German meme players. I can see them buying Kevin Volland, Sandro Wagner and Timo Werner this summer.
>>67648463
Oh and I forgot Ron Robert Zieler as Benalio replacement.
>>67648468
>not sommer
Where did everything go so wrong?
>>67648463
>>67648468
Makes perfect sense.
>Schalkes zukünftiger Sportvorstand Christian Heidel hat in einem Interview mit der „FAZ“ zu einem größeren Zusammenhalt innerhalb des Vereins aufgerufen. „Wir müssen nun nur noch den Überbegriff Einigkeit stärker ausprägen. Wenn wir als ganzer Klub einig sind, dann ziehen wir die Fans auf diesem Weg mit. Dann entfaltet dieser Klub eine ungeheure Kraft und Energie“, zitiert das Blatt den 52-Jährigen am Dienstag.
good luck with that lol
>>67648438
Hermann too
>inb4 Schweinsteiger nominated instead of Dahoud
>>67648494
When they started buying into German memes after the WC win to gain popularity instead of scouting good foreign players.
>>67648517
HEIDEL RAUS
>>67648528
Dahoud is in the Olympics
>>67648537
hardly an excuse, nobody cares about the olympics. send schweinsteiger to the olympics and let Dahoud play at the euros.
>>67648438
they kill every talented player's career with their mercenary mentality
Prepare for Podolski, Pigfucker, Uth, Rudy, Volland, Kramer.
>>67648528
Too bad KPB doesn't play in England anymore. We'd need his help fixing the German NT once again.
---Schürrle ------- Götze -------- Volland
---Piggie ------------ Özil --------- Khedira
Hector -- Hummels -- Boateng -- Rudy
t. Löw (Bundeskanzlerin)
They had better get rid of Schweinsteiger and Podolski
Their time is over
>>67648638
kill me
>>67648638
>>67648777
>Auf seiner Antrittspressekonferenz als neuer Sportdirektor von Bundesligist Mainz 05 hat Rouven Schröder (40) am Dienstagvormittag bestätigt, dass der defensive Mittelfeldspieler Julian Baumgartlinger Gebrauch von seiner im bis 2019 laufenden Vertrag verankerten Ausstiegsklausel machen wird. Demnach hat der österreichische Nationalspieler mit Bayer 04 Leverkusen Einigkeit über einen Wechsel im Sommer erzielt.
>I don't rate Schweinsteiger
>Kimmich
>>67648863
Everybody rates Schweinsteiger. The problem is that he has been in shit form for the past 18 months.
Give us Sane
>>67648913
THIS
>Podolski
>>67648913
m8 hes already a liverpool player
http://www.sportschau.de/fussball/uefaeuro2016/videostream-livestream---joachim-loew-nominiert-den-kader-fuer-die-euro--100.html
stream starts at 01:15 pm.
>>67648944
thanks senpai
>>67648944
I just watch it on TV
Think both N-TV and N24 have it on
>>67648944
noice thanks man
>>67648863
no wonder you rate Schweinsteiger, you're living 90 years in the past.
>>67648944
100 euros on Hahn not getting nominated but Draxel or Kruse are
So which player is going to take all of Jogi's blame now that we have two Bauern CBs?
>>67648986
Kruse won't
Hahn won't
Sane won't
Poldi will cause he's Poldi
Draxlel will
Schürrlel will
Kimmich will cause Bayern
please no Gomez
>>67648988
Hector and Rudy of course. And Kroos of course.
>>67648988
Türkogan
Podolski will be there.
Trust me.
Literally bet 100€ on it.
>>67648844
>three players with release clauses in the same summer
Fucking hell Mainz.
>>67648988
Kroos and Hector
maybe Löw will bring Schmelzer so he can blame him for everything bad
>>67648944
Will this be on ARD?
>inb4 Slowsteiger will play every game
you had one job gündogan.
>>67649041
No, n-tv
>>67649043
He won't, he'll be saved for the important games.
stream started
get that faggot out of the camera
bring the other faggot that presents the squad
>this fucking video
>this music
Why does France have to be so gay
>no ALLAHU AKBAR screams
unrealistic
will it ever end????
>nothing will happen during the EM
kek this delusion
Jesus fucking Christ just get this over with...
This is worse than the CL draws
>SAP
>DEUTSCHE POST
>TELEKOM
>ADIDAS
>MERCEDES
>all buyern sponsors... hmmmm....
>already 20 mins over
>>67649115
Bayern and the Löw Schwaben-Connection are the cancer of German football
this choreographed performance is cringe-worthy
>tfw every single match gets bombed
>I hate on Löw
somehow it feels like that since the world cup we had at least 4 different presidents and the current guy is the only one that didn't get arrested
DfB fans are the fucking worst, i hope not a single fan of our national team shows up, i dont think there is a national team with worse fans
JESUS CHRIST GET TO IT ALREADY
Who is this Woody Allen-looking fag?
have you already bought your hipster merchandise for the 2016 EURO™©®?
>>67649219
jesus christ what the fuck
>>67649214
french ambassador.
>>67649254
Woody Allen is the French ambassador to Germany?
>>67649219
Top right one would be fine with smaller badge
>>67649263
yes
>>67649219
>that bottom left shirt
What kind of douche would wear that?
>>67648494
De Bruyne left and Gustavo got old.
>>67648777
>Hector
>Rudy
>Götze
>Volland
>Boateng
>Schweinsteiger
Do you even watch football?
>>67649266
this tßh
>>67649266
Bottom right would be alright, if the pocket were a little higher.
>>67649269
>What kind of douche would wear that?
Middle class Londoners and students
>>67649268
Well I'm sure that diplomatic immunity comes in handy.
They are really gonna make this last a couple hours, aren't they?
why am I wasting my time watching this?
fuck you DFB for making me this way
>>67649290
hehe
HALT DIE FRESSE
>Thiago Alcántara (25) vom Deutschen Meister FC Bayern München ist der einzige Bundesliga-Profi im Kader des spanischen Nationalteams für die Europameisterschaft 2016 in Frankreich. Seine Teamkameraden Javi Martínez und Juan Bernat fanden keine Berücksichtigung in dem vorläufigen Aufgebot, das Nationaltrainer Vicente del Bosque am Dienstag in Madrid bekanntgab.
Whens the preliminary squad announcement?
>>67649316
In 3 hours and 22 minutes, until then they'll talk about stuff
EIN GOTT ICH KANN ES NICHT MEHR SEHEN
JA WIR SIND WELTMEISTER UND DIE SPASTEN HABEN SEIT ZWEI JAHREN NICHTS ORDENTLICHES AUFM PLATZ MEHR ABJELIEFERT
>>67649324
Cheers.
>J
Hi guys, is Karius any good?
>>67649337
yes
Who?
I will turn this off now, bye.
>>67649337
again?
>>67649337
Look, it's Kloppo
> “I played my first competitive match for Borussia in the cup in Darmstadt. Four wonderful years followed.
> "Now, possibly, my last game in Darmstadt again – the circle has virtually been closed"
cute
> There are now daily conversations and there will definitely be a decision before the Euros."
>>67649128
this
>nebem dem Platz
Here we go.
Podolski and Schweinsteiger confirmed.
>>67649366
at least he knows where to place them
>>67649272
>Do you even watch football?
I do, but Löw doesn't. You inbred mountain monkey.
>>67649337
not as good as baktus
Weigl-Kroos is the only real option.
Schmelzer instead of some meme fullback.
Reus up front.
>leno
ok we lost
>LEL STEGEN
>LELNO
IT START'S11111111111
>>67649383
>hating Khedira
memes
Neuer! Unbelievable!
>>67649371
>german flags ruined sp
>>67649398
frig off anton
Ter stegen doesn't even play
might as well nominate Weidenfeller
Leon is the second best German keeper, should have taken Trapp as third
>>67649392
Isnt he injured?
>emre can
when was the last time he had a good match? 2014?
>höwedes
my sides
>>67649406
Ive been posting my German passport with timestamp for 6 years (before no German flags were here), are you new?
>memestafi
>Emre Can
>Rudy
>Rüdiger
JUST
>>67649359
>tfw he also said he's going to continue playing for Switzerland
>Höwedes
pffffffffffffpfpfpfpfpfppfpfpfpfpfpfff
Does Rüdiger even play at Rom?
Seriously what the fuck, he was unredeemable garbage against england
>RUDY
fuck outta here
Rudy did it!
20 years in the Mannschaft and 5 games made
nominating the guy who murdered Han Solo
>JUST
>tfw no Lahm.
JUST
The way Löw sucks in air all the time with that noise accompanying it riles me up
>Rudy
:(
>>67649429
frig off Razor
>>67649440
retard
>Löw is still persisting with his 'Rudy is a fullback' meme
>le Can at RB face
kill me
just fucking end me please
MARIO BASED GOMEZ
>>67649452
kloa *chhhhhhp*
>Draxler
>Götze
>Gomez
>Khedira
>Kimmich
>Schweinsteiger
>Kroos
Ok, we are fucking done.
HAHAHA
PODOLSKI
I FUCKING KNEW IT
LÖW PLS
At least he has Sané there but holy shit Podolski are you for real
THABEA KIMME
>Ter Stegen
>Can
>Rüdiger
>Rudy
>Götze
>Draxler
>Kimmich
>Gomez
>Podolski
>Schürrle
what a disaster
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When was the last time Götze had a good game?
>Brandt
nice
>>67649489
Last Saturday
>Brandt und Weigl
Gut.
BASED GOALMEZ
LU LU LUKAS PODOLSKI
>>67649489
2013
>>67649495
Against the mighty Hannover?
>>67649489
the one where he won the WC for us
>>67649428
>emre can
Stop playing him RB then
>Müller
but kult-legend-neverwonanythingnoteworthy Poop told me he wasn't good enough to play CL
Imagine being a professional footballer and the being degraded to nothing more than a mascot.
Imagine being Lulas Podolski.
Why can't Löw just leave him alone?
>>67649505
it's LU LU LU you mongoloid
Neuer - Boateng, Hummels, Höwedes - Kimmich, Kroos, Schweini - Reus, Özil, Müller, Brandt
Title is ours.
>Löw picks the obvious ones
>bundes goes nuts
HA!
SCHWEINI DED
>>67649527
>Schweini
out in the groupstages with 1 point
Volland and Hahn on suicide watch
>>67649532
>Brandt
>Weigl
>Kimmich
>Obvious ones
>>67649531
>>67649528
UGH... I HATE YOU *slams door*
>>67649522
LULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULU
Why do you guys hate on Khedira?
I think he's pretty good if he stays healthy for a longer period of time.
He's >our best defensive midfielder.
I do hope Weigl can step up so >we have someone less injury prone.
Weigl = Kimmich >>> Pigfucker
>>67649558
Weigl >>>>> Kimmich >>>> Schweinsteiger
>no Großkreutz
>>67649556
Khedira is trash, he's a fraud, he can't defend nor attack.
>>67649437
Was this about Kosovo getting fifa membership?
>>67649541
well those are the least obvious, but nobody complains about them
Weigl is perfect for Löw's boring Poopball. He will play Piggu-Khedira though. Maybe Piggu-Kroos.
>>67649556
I rate Khedira tßh.
When was the last time Bellarabi, Brandt, Draxler, Götze, Gomez, Khedira, Kimmich, Kroos, Müller, Özil, Podolski, Reus, Sané, Schürrle, Schweinsteiger, Weigl, Boateng, Can, Hector, Höwedes, Hummels, Mustafi, Rudy, Rüdiger, Neuer, Leno, ter Stegen had a good game?
>>67649573
He was great in the WC, though
>>67649581
Yeah. Him and Behrami have both said they made their choice years ago, and they aren't changing it now.
Behrami really needs a job behind the scenes with the NT after he retires.
>>67649594
Never. Me and all the other drunks can't remember
Literally who is Weiglel?
How mad are you going to be when Brandt, Weigl and Kimmich all get thrown out?
>>67649594
kill yourself, fatty.
>>67649603
So was Schweinsteiger, or Schürrle, or Höwedes
>>67649616
pls no
>2007+9
>podolski still in the NT
>Löw picks youngsters from all clubs
>b-but muh bayern löw connection
>>67649594
>Bellarabi
Gladbach in 2015
>Brandt
none
>Draxler
Gent
>Götze
None
>Gomez
that one friendly againt italy i think
>Khedira
none
>kimmich
none
>kroos
italy
>özil
against whateverland in the premier league
>podolski
none
>reus
none
>sane
none
>schürrle
none
>schweinsteiger
where does he play now?
>weigl
none
>boateng
none
>can
none
>hector
none
>höwedes
none
>hummels
none
>mustafi
none
>rudy
>none
>rüdiger
literally never had a good game
>neuer
no idea
>leno
none
>ter stegen
none
>Lukas "Persönlichkeit" Podolski
>>67649649
Thank you.
>mad at poldi
>>67649644
kill yourself customer
>smelly italian spying on our tactics
>>67648370
not when they're selling half of their first team this summer.
>>67649606
just read this
> When they were younger, Granit chose to play for Switzerland whilst Taulant opted for Albania. “At the time [when I decided], Albania wasn’t interested in me but Switzerland was,” explained Granit in April. “For my brother, it was the other way round. So we made our decisions straight away.”
>the city of Albania
>>67649767
Granit still says to this day that Taulant is the more talented of the two, and it was only a series of lucky circumstances that led to him having the better career. He's probably just being nice though.
>>67649616
i'd be mad if he keeps poldi instead
>>67649782
he is also two years older so maybe he was more experienced the last time they played together
which team are you gonna support at the euros?
>>67649806
Iceland
Where's Großkreutz?
>>67649550
>>67649550
>>67649550
HOLY SHIT LADS
>>67649782
Brothers ALWAYS say the other ones better. Pretty sure I remember reading both Eden and Thorgan saying Kylian is the best Hazard
>>67649822
Yes they did... Götze said the same about his younger brother... well in retrospect Götze might have been right
>doubting Löw
you faggots never learn
>>67649898
this
>>67649898
>le win 1 (one) trophy since being in charge man
>>67649912
>le always make it at least to semis after a dark age of german football man
>bad
>>67649898
But I don't, Anon.
In fact he's the best active German manager and his squad choices are sound.
This EM squad thing came on a bad day. I was hoping we'd be talking about Brondby and Zorniger all day.
>>67649966
sorry
>>67649337
He will Karius to the title
>Neinhold
The Euros are going to be such a cringeworthy bintpol shitfest here... won't open this site for 4 weeks I guess
>>67650043
good, don't come back.
