ALE: Blow Gays come out of nowhere in late July and Canadians everywhere proceed to act smug and claim they “told you so” in reference to the 400 Home Runs the team hit in the second half.
ALC: Are the Indians, dare I say it, legit? Despite Kluber, Salazar, Brantley and Lindor being on the DL all of July and August they pull it off.
ALW: Mariners. No Meme.
WC1: Who???
WC2: The Yankees decide to overachieve one last season thanks to A-Roids 87 Home Runs. He gets caught juicing again and must serve a suspension longer than the rest of his contract; he forcibly retires the following season.
NLE: Phillies Really? They end up 97-65 but with a rundifferential of -69 (minus sixty-nine)
NLC: Cubs. The 150-12 cucks season is memed away by another hilarious post season sweep
NLW: The Rockies win every home game by an average of 13 runs but fail to score ever again away from coors field. But their .500 record is enough to top he underachieving NLW
WC1: Nationals have to play the WC game w/out Harper after he beat an umpire to death for calling an obvious balk on Strasburg
WC2: Pirates add Scherzer to the list of aces they love to get cucked by in the playoffs after a 6-0 25 strike out no hitter.
Orioles
Reds @ Phillies?
>>67609234
>>67609234
>>67609234
>>67609273
I'm actually going to watch this game.. never thought I'd say that about a reds phillies game before the season started.
Royals
>>67609317
Someone wanted a gamethread last night so I'll try one out today.
>>67609094
Why does Donald Trump always have a retarded look on his face? Is he autistic?
Please take a moment to provide your opinion for the betterment of mankind.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10220365
A's
>>67609094
>NLC: Cubs. The 150-12 cucks season is memed away by another hilarious post season sweep
>implying this is a bold prediction
>>67609511
>implying 150-12 season isn't a bold prediction.
none of this is serious dude.
>>67609094
>WC1: Nationals have to play the WC game w/out Harper after he beat an umpire to death for calling an obvious balk on Strasburg
I fucking keked
It's gonna be a long season, bros
phillies can't bunt
>>67609971
meant the reds.. i'm a little drunk already
>>67609971
Except it was the reds that just bunted.
g-go Ms
>blue jays
>not selling by the allstar break
the writings on the wall
Cubes Rats game thread where?
/conspiracy/ bros get in here
WOOO!!!!!
BASEDBALL!!!
>>67610293
I second this request
>>67610166
They're at 500 you autist. They've been playing better baseball the last week or so.
>>67610303
Muh Sabermetrics
>>67610303
Baserunning and defense I'm assuming. Also, are all outfielders considered possible replacements for every position in the outfield?
why are there no game threads
>>67610630
there are no good games on
>dex getting an infield double
>the shitty of Shittsburg
Holy shit, top fucking kek.
it's the hydra line up today lads.
Xander Bogaerts is the best SS in the league
>>67610785
>non-allstar
>best SS
kek
>>67610785
no, ketel marte is
>>67610303
Trout had 33 stolen bases and played good defense in a more important position
>>67610833
OH SHIT YOU"RE SERIOUS AREN"T YOU?
>kektel
>>67610775
I FUCKING HATE WHEN NIGGER WEAR BOOTS LIKE THAT AND HIS DUMB KIDS PANTS/SHOES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67610861
autism
>>67610861
whoa bro...
>>67610870
t. nigger
>>67610861
what
>>67610781
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!?!?!
>>67610881
>t. nigger
t. autist
>>67610807
He's making it this season, guys hitting .350 and hit another homer today
>>67610879
>>67610890
look at his boots. not even laced, they probably flop around
>>67610851
Muh stolen bases
How many of those actually became runs scored?
>>67610912
That's a pretty terrible argument to be honest.
>>67610912
too soon... Angels don't need any shit right now...
>>67610897
>t. autist
t. faggot
Just got an android tablet /mlb/ are there any good baseball apps?
>>67610908
Looks laced to me. I bet they fit pretty well too.
You need to control your autism.
>>67610897
dont you have apehoop to be watching
>>67610948
hes not in 4 holes and the """knot""" is loose af
>>67610945
At bat is the only one you need
>>67610896
That's a losing battle for you my friend
>>67611026
It's a goddamn subscription app >:(
>>67611193
they have a free version ya nerd
Your 2016 AL MVP
>>67611026
>MLB At Bat
>Same shit you can get free on the MLB website
>Costs money every month
>>67611214
Yeah and the free version lacks 90% of the shit that'd actually be fun like pitch tracking, an equivalent of Gameday on the MLB website, etc.
Has anyone here ever hit a home run with a pitcher in The Show? I've never seen it done before.
this team is soooo fucking bad damn it shit
https://a.pomf.cat/kqtubz.webm
>>67610534
>muh baserunning and defense meme
>>67610912
You can multiply OPS by number of at bats, add the difference between stolen bases and caught stealing * 1.000, and redivide by number of at bats to see the direct impact it has on that stat.
>>67610912
I'm not arguing that Harper isn't a better hitter or even the better player tbdesu, I'm just explaining that while batting is the most important contributing factor to WAA/WAR type stat, there are other aspects involved that Trout does better in
THE RED SOX HAVE SCORED 8 RUNS IN 3 INNINGS
This offense is fucking insane
>>67611299
...I don't get it. What's the meme? That's the only explanation for it. He could score on hits that Harper can't and could get to balls in the outfield that Harper couldn't
>>67610851
A stolen base is worth one base. A HR is worth 4. Trout had 27 more SB than Harper. That equates to 6.75 home runs. Which still puts him way behind Harper.
>muh defense meme
Trout had a -0.9 dWAR. Harper had 0.4.
>>67611397
No, the Astros pitching is just garbage.
>>67611317
You can't compare WAR from different seasons because it's based on the general quality of play that season, i.e. Trout and Harper were both 8.9 wins better than a replacement player in those respective season, but stat line of the replacement player varied between seasons.
>>67611405
Trout had a -0.9 dWAR. Harper had 0.4.
Trout had 6 Rbaser (runs from baserunning). Harper had 3 Rbaser.
So please explain how 3 extra baserunning runs, and being way worse defensively, somehow gives him a WAA 0.7 points higher than Harper despite hitting for less average, less OBP, less slugging, less OPS. And 15 less home runs.
>>67611462
yeah but 8 runs in 3 innings and papi isnt even playing
>>67611430
Those bases are already accounted for in OPS, stolen bases are not
>>67611489
Those WAR comparisons are both for 2015.
Anybody watching the Cubs broadcast know what the hell Len is talking about? Did Travis Wood do something illegal or what?
>>67611514
See >>67611503
Trout had a whopping 3 more runs generated from baserunning. Which gets made up for by Trout's terrible defense.
>>67611504
Their pitching staff is worse than I thought then.
>>67611231
kek
he won't even finish top 5 in the voting
>Sweep Tigers twice
>Can't win a series against the fucking Twins
Who /schizophrenic/ and /nohope/?
>Philthadelphia Phailies
New to baseball, but I have a questiion..
Why don't pitchers just strike out the batter every time? I mean they have the obvious advantage so why do they ever allow them to get hits?
I'm sorry if this is a dumb question but is there something I'm missing here?
>>67611618
Amazing bait.
When Jon Lester stepped up to the plate I swear I thought it was Rizzo at first.
>>67611503
WAA isn't a an absolute measure. Harper's line was higher, but the difference in production between Harper and the league average was lower than it was for Trout in 2013.
>>67611697
Why didn't the pitcher just strike him out?
all these meme stats
>>67611697
he honestly has a great swing for such a shitty hitter.
>>67611732
Explain the 2015 oWAR.
>>67611780
What will happen first? Lester hitting a home run or Ross hitting his 100th career home run?
>>67611843
rossy, but don't forget lester did hit one in ST
>Lester gets his first home run in a cub uniform
>Ross hits an even 100
>Heyward still looking for 1
I wouldn't even be mad
>>67611842
Mainly, the production level of a replacement player in 2013 was not as high as it was 2015. To a lesser extent, Trout's stolen bases also gave him a boost not reflected in his OPS.
>>67612075
No you dingus. See: >>67610303
oWAR, 2015.
>>67611951
i would bet the over on ross' 100hr he's been hitting so well this year. there is no way he gets only one more
>>67612191
Oh, Trout had 50 more at bats
>>67612348
Nvm, that wouldn't matter. I can't see it by looking at the line, I'll have to do the calculation
Is it happening Cubes Bros?
>yew Lester no no's the Rats today
too bad francona will never be fired
Who /goingforthesweeptoday/ here?
>>67612511
Only if he gets some efficient innings in. He's already at like 73 through 5.
>>67612511
>yfw Lester hits a walk off dinger
>>67612566
so on pace for like 130, that's perfectly fine
>>67612566
Maddon isn't gonna be a faggot and pull him.
Is he elite?
>>67612618
I didn't mean to suggest he'd be pulled. Just that he's gonna gas himself and he's already had trouble locating so far.
>the tigers have a pitcher named Warwick Soupold
>>67612655
everywhere you look
well back to .500. hope the reds sweep us and with boston and chicago after that send us back to the basement where we belong. no more of this false hope nonsense
>no game thread for this no hitter
>>67612825
According to>>67610728 there weren't any games worthy of a gamethread today. Blame him.
WHOS ARE LOSING TO THE SHITKEES
THEY WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG ABOUT THE COLLAPSE
angels mariners pregame/game thread
>>67612878
>>67612878
>>67612878
I just thought of something. Is Sean Rodriguez gonna be a faggot and drop a bunt sooner or later?
Why don't guys bunt against the shift every time?
>>67612963
Because everyone playing thinks they're above free hits and bases.
Our year desu
>>67612963
A lot of the players who get shifted are terrible bunters
Be honest, /mlb/. You miss him, don't you?
>>67613199
>being a professional baseball player
>Still not knowing how to bunt
Fucking high schoolers can lay down bunts.
>>67613233
Giants fan here
I don't miss him or not miss him. I'm glad the steroid circus (not just Bonds) is behind us for the most part. Obviously they're still in use but not to such a ridiculous level
>>67613174
Top fucking kek.
>>67613272
Well, also a lot of shifted players are big home run hitters. So if they want to take a possibility at a single instead of trying for a homer, their opponent will take it every time.
>>67613437
Against a shift, bunts are basically free singles, senpai.
>>67613174
If I saaw that a few years ago that would have been great
>>67613324
>I'm glad the steroid circus [...] is behind us
It's only just begun senpai. Say goodbye to Kershaw, Altuve, Arrieta, and a number of others
>>67613472
So then it's a single instead of a possible homer in that situation.
>>67613472
This. Any coach that doesn't basically order hitters to bunt on the shift are literally retarded. Which is all of them, evidently.
>>67613547
Why would anyone choose a theoretically existing home-run versus a guaranteed single, lol
Giants vs. Diamondbacks
>>67613126
>>67613126
>>67613560
Only white players ever learn how to bunt
>>67613560
>>67613600
Bottom of the 9th, Ortiz is up with 2 outs and the bases empty in a tie game. You really want him bunting for a single?
>>67613600
Because it's guaranteed.
>>67613634
Yes. Better to take the free base and let the next guy try to knock him in.
>>67613525
People aren't 250 pounds of solid muscle and launching game breaking shots to the moon anymore is what I was referring to
>>67613665
Ridiculous. You want him trying to end the game. Maybe if there were 0 outs you want him bunting.
The point is there will always be situations where you'd rather not be bunting.
>>67613525
>every player that is good must be on steroids
Little jealous I see.
>>67613560
Bunting isn't as easy as it looks, you autist.
Not to mention most young players aren't taught fundamentals anymore. High school/travel ball coaches just tell their young, elite kids to swing hard and pull a dinger every time rather them teach them bunting, situational hitting, etc.
This then translates into a generation of uneducated major league hitters.
>>67613838
Bautista will get busted, Canuck
>>67613876
Stay mad fag.
>>67613838
I know you're being sarcastic, but this is literally true
>>67613856
Coaches also teach their young pitchers to throw breaking stuff, which fucks up their arm and is the reason for all the TJS over the past few years. Really irresponsible desu.
>>67613959
Youre being a little unfair. A large portion I would agree but I'm not buying every single player who is good is sticking needles into his ass.
>people think steroids are still being used nowadays
>not realizing that extensive testing is done on all players at various points in the season
If a guy who took cough medicine for a cold gets busted, what chance does a roider have? There may be a few low level players using PEDS, but there are zero (0) using steroids.
Is this the beginning of the end Cubs bros?
they need to get passed fowler cuz I don't want smelly heyward leading off let alone hitting in the ninth please... let bryant rizzo and zobrist do damage
Fucking hell my ass is so hurt right now.>>67614604
>>67614625
boop.
>>67614042
Why does that seem so crazy to you? Trainers already do this all the time with cortisol and anti-inflammatories.
Basically, if you think every single player isn't doing as much as they feel comfortable getting away with, you're very naive. They still can't catch people for HGH and designer steroids, and 10 lbs of muscle can mean $10 mil more in lifetime earnings.
FUCK THE CHINAMAN
>Cubs
fells badman...
Why does Price keep putting Ohlendorf in? He's shit.
>>67609094
more like the Philadelphia Really's(?) amiright?
>WHOS
AND TO THINK """""" PEOPLE"""""" THOUGHT THEY WOULDNT COLLAPSE
GET FUCKED DELUSIONAL SHITCAGO
>>67615060
Good riddance tbqh, their fans were insufferable with their inferiority complex.
Thank the good lord for the rest of our division being ass too
>tigs beating O's
Uh oh
Why are 50% of the fans in Texas fucking fat.
Lol
>mfw
>>67615060
Optimists btfo.
Pessimists were right.
>danny valencia homered 3(three) times
>parents at game
is he a parent babby?
can I have the pepes of every team please. I want the pepes please. I will save and thank you dearly for the pepes please.
No holding out on me now (padres fans where ever you are)
I want all the pepes please
KEK Votto trolling Phillies """"fans"""".
>>67615148
What is America?
>>67615176
pepes all day, senpai
>>67609094
>NLW: The Rockies win every home game by an average of 13 runs but fail to score ever again away from coors field. But their .500 record is enough to top he underachieving NLW
The Rockies have actually been terrible at home. They've been a significantly better team all around on the road this year, which is pretty strange.
>>67615202
>>67615231
Oh gracious me senpai for the glorious pepes you have brought upon me good sir.
I do thank you very please for this pepes.
>>67615099
But they were right.
We should have listened.
Dubs and Heyward hits a home run
>>67615501
>****55**
good enough
Oh hey cubs woke up!
>Reds BTFOing the Philthies
>Votto BTFOing the Philthies fans
Nothing but Philthies fan to do now but go home and jack off with cheese.
Please ZO!
>>67615671
The Phillies took 2 of 3, so I'm not even mad.
>Rags
>O'Gay
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>67615829
>blow gays fans shitposting about other bullpens
kek
the red sox scored 10+ runs in 5 of their last 7 games
The other two games, they scored 6
Theyve scored a combined 73 runs in the past 7 games
>Getting owned by the Pirates at home
>Getting owned by that prick Cole
>Wasting that pitching performance by Lester
Nice way to ruin a Sunday Cubs.
>>67615891
The Red Sox bats stay hot as Boston has now gone 7 straight games with 11+ hits.
>cubs fans mad at a team who is 27-9
Eat shit
>>67615829
what the fuck are you celebrating, our piece of shit offense hit 2 easy double play balls back to back and the rangers gifted us that entire inning and our bullpen will blow it anyway
>>67615916
If it's any consolation, the Pissrats will be watching the Cubs in the postseason from the comfort of their couches.
>wade davis blowing the save against the braves
wew baseball
>>67615891
Also,
They average 10.3 R/G
And the biggest stat: pitching had a 4.57 ERA and they won 6 out of 7 games
Even in their losses, they Cubs are really fucking good. Teams gotta put in their absolute best performances to beat this team.
That's scary (for them).
>>67615891
And how many runs have they given up? Score 10 runs and only win by 1.
>>67615916
>owned
one run game after going 5-0 to start the season all by 4 runs or more. ok.
>>67615984
I'm guessing you're internally endorsing the Cubs this year.
Why not change your name to (fuck the Pissrats)? The Tards are highly irrelevant.
Tulo is officially hitting over .200 now
what a time to be alive
>tulos BA is over 200
ITS HAPPENING
>tigers beat the Os
What the fuck
>>67616018
and still win
enjoy 3rd place!
>>67615996
>tfw no save opportunity for him in 2 weeks
I had a feeling it would happen
>Baltipoor
Hope you enjoyed your short stay at the top.
What the fuck is wrong with Sonny Gray? Is this nigga broken?
>>67616265
>needing to score 10 runs in order to win a game
>>67616287
>roid sux shitposting because we actually lost a game
>let alone the fact that the last time they began shitposting the orioles regained first place in short order
lmao tbqh
>>67616018
Can't wait til the Blue Jay's miss the postseason and what's left of the bandwagon finally evaporates
>be at Mariners game yesterday
>relief pitcher gives up 5 runs in single inning
>M's have an incredible comeback rally in the 8th inning
>Steve Cishek fucking chokes
>Pujols hits it out of the park with men on two bases
That was hard to watch.
>>67616281
Oh glorious pepe! I am forever grateful good senpai. in lepepe folder it shall be. a thousand good harvests to you and your family my fellow sir.
>>67616312
>scoring double-digits runs in a game, especially a win, is a bad thing
>>67616310
>>67616312
>not winning a game is better than winning 10-9
I could see Bush being the rags new closer
>>67615210
le mucho beisbol que jugar senpai
REDS GONNA RED!!
VOTTO GONNA TROLL
PHILTHIES GONNA PHILTHIE
>Joey Rickard
>-0.4 bWAR
>-0.5 fWAR
Boy, I'm glad that meme died quickly.
>>67616512
he hasn't owned the team for years. and he wasn't even a good president why would he be a good closer?
>be me
>excited to watch a baseball game at Camden
>find out game is canceled due to riots
>get mugged on my way back to my car for being white
>white lady with orange and pink hair applauds and tells me to check my privilege
Fuck Baltimore
>>67616360
At least, from what I heard, Safeco is an awesome park to be at.
>>67616676
>Having an HBO series about how shit your city is
Fuck Baltimore indeed
>>67616676
>living in a city with a high nigger population
Not even once
whatever happened to the Nielwalker power hitter meme?
>>67616310
He's pitching for Oakland.
>>67616784
too far.
>bases loaded
>0 outs
>1 run scored
>4-19 with RISP this game
>>67616840
not far enough
>>67616784
Name one major city in America that doesn't have a high nigger population?
>>67616869
you actually have a game thread, no excuses
>>67616924
fuck you everyone needs to know how terrible this team is
and this is against the rags bullpen
>>67616888
boston
portland, maine
manchester, new hampshire
newport, rhode island
>>67616943
They're winning 6-3 you kike just die in your sleep already please.
>>67617005
>Maine, New Hampshire or Rhode Island
>having any major cities
Why are whos fans acting like it's the end of the world because they lost a series to the Yankees at home?
Yankees aren't as bad as their fluke 16-20 record makes them seem.
mfw the phillies win the NL east
>>67617025
we're likely still going to lose though you bandwagoner
>>67616888
Salt Lake City, Burlington, Seattle, Dubuque, Bismark, Pittsburgh, Albany, etc etc
There are lots, niggers hate the cold
>>67617181
>dubuque...
god no. have you been there? shit hole town. it's an insult to cities to put that in the same category.
>>67617181
>bismark
Population: 68,896 (2014)
my sides
>>67617181
don't forget phoenix. aint no niggers in phoenix
dingers tbH
>>67617100
>last place in ALE
>not bad
Are yancucks this delusional or are they just mad that the Red Sox will win the division?
>>67617256
Capitol cities count no matter what
If you want some replacements you can have Honolulu, Albuquerque, Reno, Boise, again etc etc
>>67617253
I lived in Dubuque for 6 weeks, it's be gorgeously revitalizes since it's hellish days in the 80s/90s and I can attest personally for it's lack of niggers.
>>67617503
Been*, revitalized*
>>67617025
HAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT I TOLD YOU
>>67616070
Because he's actually a closeted Cards fan mascaraing as an inferior reds fan
I'll be taking my (You) to go DEDS Bro
>>67617503
>capitol cities count
>boise
216,282 (2014)
bakersfield is more relevant desu
>>67617635
(OP) called it.. the smug Canadians are telling us...
>>67617666
alright well you asked for ONE and I gave you 11
>>67615975
fuck you, seriously.
>>67617736
my point was that meme cities under a million people are not relevant
>>67617736
and don't forget phoenix! no niggers in phoenix!
>>67617782
>>67617736
D-DID I MENTION PHOENIX GUYS?
>>67617762
ok well your definition of what a city is is irrelevant
>whos fans tell us their team will collapse
>it's collapsing
>jasy fans tell us they'll blow it
>they do
What does it mean?
>Following today's game, the #Tigers have optioned OF Anthony Gose to Triple A Toledo.
>>67617762
>>67617888
Hey phoenix guy here...
J-Just thought I'd mention that
the population of phoenix
is well over a million and only about 6%nigger and most of those are hispanic niggers not even real niggers...
a-am i cool yet guys? Guys?
>>67617747
for what? I didnt put this bullpen together you retard
>>67617436
yankees have been playing better as of late doesn't really matter since baltimore is taking the division
>>67617998
https://www.answers.com/Q/How_many_cities_in_the_US_have_a_population_over_1_million
you are one of the 9 relevant cities in the US
>>67618058
s-so you're saying i'm cool?! oh gee wiz!
>>67618006
For being such a faggot. You're honestly worse than Boston and Baltimore combined.
>>67618058
San Antonio here reminding you that is not true
>>67618186
>>67618006
why is the only canadian ever in this thread arguing with himself?
>>67618186
im a product of this team you dumbass
CHIMPOUT HAPPENING
Fists are thrown
Chimpout in progress in the jays/rags game
Thank God, baseball needs more brawls
>>67618058
>Dallas
>San Antonio
>Philadelphia
>San Diego
>Phoenix
>Houston
>More relevant than, say, Boston
Population does not make the city
how come you don't see japan flags in /mlb/?
they like baseball there. I know they have their own leagues but you'd think someone would be here from japan...
>>67618058
Extend city population intro metro populations that are over a million and you'd be correct. There is no way places like Minneapolis, St. Louis, and New Orleans aren't relevant.
>>67618372
if you extend to metropolitan then fucking omaha has over a million. I know alot of people from omaha who think they live in the biggest fucking city in the country because they're surrounded by corn for miles outside the suburbs
>>67618347
Because Jap flags are mostly either proxies or english teachers.
>>67618460
jap frags FTFY
>>67618346
boston was relevant 200 years ago yet it became less and less relevant since people escaped massecusates
odour and batshitsta getting suspended
inb4 Jays fans defend that dirty ass slide by Jose "dindu nuffin" Bautista
He deserved that punch to the jaw
>>67618433
>>67618372
metro areas are for cucks unless a city jews away a large population as not technically being in city limits
>>67618433
Omaha has a metro population of 913,000 according to census estimates. Cities with metro populations of 1.2mil are relevant.
>>67618599
Rags fan detected
>>67618599
damn i missed the good game... i've been watching the fucking mets and rockies at coors... dumb ass homers.
>>67618569
Boston is the 18th most economically powerful city in the world
>the city of you knowing about the city of Boston
>>67618599
inb4 rags fans defend that intentional beaning by matt "literal convict" bush
>>67618347
japs post on jap reddit or jap facebook about jap baseball.
They really dont care about talking baseball with baka gajin kuns
not even a >rags fan but thank you based Odor. fucking dirty ass Bautista
>>67618569
is that your attempt at spelling Massachusetts?
>2 more innings
odor is getting a concussion to be perfectly quite honest with you lads
>>67618599
you realize stinky smelly odour is going to get a suspension for throwing a punch right?
Holy fuck this game is insane
>>67618727
Massatwoshits
>Rough-Ned Odor
>is Rough
thank fuck fielder got beaned and chavshit was ejected
if the royals last one more inning without scoring, drew butera is gonna be the next pitcher
>>67618734
>>67618700
>>67618679
>>67618648
>>67618599
>>67618595
>>67618333
>>67618331
>>67618281
>>67618186
>>67618006
>>67617905
>>67618789
>>67618809
back to your containment thread faggots, literally no one cares
>>67618908
I guess you haven't seen it. This is more exciting than your shitty game I can promise you that.
>>67618828
Massachusetts has the highest average IQ in the country, although that may have something to do with them having three universities that are among the most highly accredited in the world.
>>67618954
Actually the Red Sox game was extremely exciting
>Blow Gays this desperate for attention
Pathetic
>>67619047
'no'
>BAAAAWWWWWTISTA GETTING DECKED BY A MIDGET
TOP KEK M8
Bautista taking a right hook to the face will an be all time classic brawl moment. Right up there with Barrett slugging Pierzynski or Farnsworth tackling that one dude. I'm sure we'll be linking the video of it here for a long time.
We also need webms of this shit immediately.
>>67619083
>decked
>doesnt fall
>smelly stinky odour is getting a 10 game suspension
okay
>>67619149
Lol come on, watch the replay. Bautista was shook.
>>67619149
OH RIGHT I FORGOT THE PART WHERE AFTER GETTING PUNCHED HE RAN BEHIND HIS TEAMMATES LIKE A PUSSY
KEK
LMAO
>>67617971
lol
mets got umpballed hard, again
>>67619295
Damn that's a good clean hit.
>>67619295
great punch
>>67619271
>>67619289
Then why did beltre grab him? It would have been way more entertaining if they both went at it. Bautista is a dumb ass for not putting up his hands though.
>>67619295
F U C K I N G
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anyone have a webm of the actual slide? want to see if it was dirty
>>67619295
Just perfect
>>67619406
It was. Even without the new slide rules it was dirty. He was at 2nd by the time he started his slide.
Over/under Odor sits 10 games?
>>67616888
Most cities not in the mid-west or south desu
>>67619295
>>67619295
BTFO
T
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>A FUCKING LEAF
MY FUCKING SIDES
>BTFO
BTFO! A FUCKING LEAF! MY FUCKING SIDES!
BTFO! A FUCKING LEAF! MY FUCKING SIDES!
BTFO! A FUCKING LEAF! MY FUCKING SIDES!
BTFO! A FUCKING LEAF! MY FUCKING SIDES!
BTFO! A FUCKING LEAF! MY FUCKING SIDES!
>BTFO
MY SIDES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Is this Canada's 9/11?
>>67619500
Yep, St. Louis, Atlanta and New Orleans are known for having low black populations. The few that are in St. Louis are known for being well behaved and acting civilized.
>>67617092
those listed are all major cities. I didn't even mention Concord, Augusta or Montpelier.
You really have no idea how lily-white northern New England is, do you?
>>67619537
Neither of them are American lel
>>67619497
Under
>>67619295
RIP sunglasses
>>67619582
america owns the world idiot
>>67619497
hes not american so definitely 10
>>67619295
Just another example of America btfo Canada
>Blow Gay fans decide to shit up the general again
>Get BTFO
>Bunch of didn' do nuffin's get fucking decked in the face
ETERNAL
THIRD
PLACERS
heem sleepy
>>67619650
How long is the suspension for a slide like that?
>baseball fight with an actual punch thrown
wew
>>67619572
What the fuck are you talking about? He said name one that doesn't have a black population and I said most of the cities not in the Midwest or south. Are you actually retarded? Can you not read?
>>67619650
Dirty as fuck, new slide rules notwithstanding. He probably would've gotten a suspension for that even if there was no brawl.
>>67619650
Thats excessive. Not a hugley dirty slide but it was an obvious attempt at Odor's legs. Glad he got clocked.
>>67619650
pfft, that's a suspension
>>67617203
>that lady on the right is actually 22 and considered a 10/10 in Baltipoor
Why do people live in that shithole
>>67619675
thanks lass
Has Bautista's legacy as a huge bitch been cemented today?
>score 9 runs
>still lose
Fuck this fucking pitching
Boom, Rockies sweep the Mets! NL West better watch the fuck out!
Bautista and Odor doing their best to make baseball fun again.
Pretty based guys if you ask me.
>>67619675
dayum, odor knows how to throw a punch like a man
>>67619792
no, blame your retarded CF/RFers for playing "Who's On First?" with a flyball
>>67619805
the little glove slap followup is less convincing though
>>67619800
How many games will Odor get?
>>67618346
Houston actually is more relevant than Boston though, just not in sports.
>umpballed 2 days in a row
>>67619839
10 probably
>>67619800
Did you see Pillar flailing into the centre of the group? Need a webm
>>67619849
no, it isn't more relevant "other than sports". It's less relevant, period.
>>67619839
Good question. Are there any comparables?
CANADA
ABSOLUTELY BLOWN
THE FUCK
OUT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT A PUSSY
HE TOOK THAT PUNCH LIKE HE JUST REALIZED HOCKEY IS IRRELEVANT
I'M SURE HE'S THANKFUL CANADA HAS FREE HEALTHCARE
JUST RUB SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON IT, IT'LL HEAL RIGHT UP
MAYBE THE BRUISE WILL LOOK LIKE A FUCKING LEAF
>>67619825
I didn't actually watch the game since I was at work but I was keeping up with the box score. What happened?
>>67619892
That is just simply not true friend.
>>67619891
Le Hebrew Hammer.webm
>>67619863
Kek. Nice excuse m8. The Rox earned that sweep.
>>67619849
>not just in sports
literally the only relevant thing about Houston is it's shipping port
Thrilling
>>67619916
>HE TOOK THAT PUNCH LIKE HE JUST REALIZED HOCKEY IS IRRELEVANT
He took that punch like a champion you literal retard. Anybody who's been hit before would agree with me.
>>67619675
Holy shit. Bautista got REKT. What a punch. He deserved it though. That slide was dirty as fuck.
>>67619975
Watch out everyone, we've got a tough guy over here
>>67619975
seriously a straight shot to the jaw HEEMs people instantly the fact he didnt immediately fall down with a fencing response means odour is weak as shit or bautista can take a punch
>>67620003
Well he's a manlet so I'm not surprised. Usually when you get a free punch you knock a guy down.
>>67620003
>seriously trying to spin this
Just stop already
>>67619989
Bautista was SHOOK
>>67619916
>brown venezuelan chimp punches a dominican
>border state filled with drugs and illegal mexican murderers
>60% white
>media and people care more about the criminal black youths getting shot by cops than the whites being killed by them
wait a second?
>>67619975
>be Canadian
>get hit
lel I bet you fags love taking those punches up the ass, I have never been punched in my life because everyone is too scared of me. But not you bitch Canadians.
>>67620024
>cant KO a guy after a clean shot to the jaw
sticky smelly please
>>67620039
>people are too scared of me
O I'M LAFFIN
>>67619893
incidents? how about the time Albert Belle trucked Fernando "2 Grand Slams in One Inning" Vina
>>67619919
CF/RF had a miscommunication and dropped a fly ball short of the track to get Ryan Hanigan to 2nd, then Mookie Betts hit a triple to tie the game, and he subsequently scored the go-ahead run.
>>67620030
welcome to America. whites = evil, blacks = dindus even/especially when they kill white people and cops
>wait until the final game of the series to start shit
steers, queers and cowards
>>67620048
>go in for the dirtiest slide of the year
>get fucking REKT
>have to be saved by an opposing player
It's literally the most embarrassing series of events I've seen in the last few seasons
Don't these leafs realize they are making everything 10x worse
Jose Bautista almost went down, that was hilarious. Fun to watch.
>>67619675
Anyone have a link to the full video? I feel like I could watch this on repeat for DAYS.
>Pillar running into a 4v1 fight
jays and rangers making baseball relevant again
>>67620126
sorry but your team has to be relevant to make things relevant
>>67620125
Based jew is based
Canada on suicide watch
>>67620107
http://m.mlb.com/news/article/178354174/bautista-odor-fight-in-blue-jays-rangers-game
>>67620126
You'd think, after having finally watched your second-ever baseball game, that you'd realize the Jays were a shit meme with shit players in a shit "ballpark" with a shit fanbase who literally and unironically douse babies in hard liquor before throwing the empty bottle at the baby.
Irrelevant is their name. The Toronto Blue Irrelevants.
>>67620099
fuck off,
Any jaysbros wanna fill up a bus and drive down to Arlington tonight?
le bat flip man did nothing wrong tbqh
>h-he slid in too hard!
.
>>67620176
I can taste the salt from here wew lad
>>67620176
>that baby didn't deserve it
>if it was america it would have been shot
>somebody gave a baby a 10.50 beer for free
cmon america
>>67620193
You'd get rekt worse than Bautista before you get off the bus
>>67620193
Ah yes. The limp and foppish northernmen will bring some very stern and gay words down south to Texas, the heartland of guns and eager queer-beaters.
this damage control by Canada is fucking hilarious
face it, bawwwwtista can dish it out but not take it
>>67620176
At least they didn't win the LCS or WS :^)
>>67620125
he should get bautistas 150 trillion
>>67620199
I honestly don't know why he even "slid", he may as well have tried to open tackle him
>>67620214
you don't have a leg to stand on, your team is shit, your player "slid" less than a foot from the bag, and then got fucking decked, deservedly
This is a classic example of a situation where you just don't say anything because anything trying to defend it will backfire on you, hard
>>67620193
>Arlington
have fun rioting outside the tgi friday's
>>67620160
i know rangers havent been 1 strike away in years it seems like
>>67620259
Bautista is the literal definition of an "All Bark no Bite Bitch"
>>67620261
Legit catch. That was a home run all the way.
>>67620297
not a >rags fan, nice try
Was the runner on 1st called out for Bautista's slide?
https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/650411563229310980
thoughts?
Bautista is such a fake tough guy. I'm glad someone finally gave it to him.
Always crying to umpires about calls, chirping players, throwing his gear around when something doesn't go his way, generally acting like a tool.
That punch wasn't just about the slide, it was for every player in the league who's tired of Bautista's bullshit.
>>67619675
pffffffffffhahahahaha, you can see his "oh shit" eyes at the end there
>>67619295
fucking nice
>>67620193
>canadian
>implying you know how to fight
Kek. Do you really need a bus full of people just to say "sorry".
Screw Beltre for being a nice guy and holding him back. That could have made this shitty day so much better.
>>67620394
POW! right in the kisser!
>It takes a bigger man to knock me down
What did he mean by this?
>>67620441
That screaming queen went down to two knees and a palm. It's too late to put on -that- particular tough guy act.
>mfw Jay's "fans" are going to be thinking Rangers are their rivals or something now because they haven't watched baseball before 2015
>>67620441
>1 strike away
>0 world series
what did they mean by this?
>>67620387
Oh shit, shots fired. That slide was easily more dirty/dangerous than Bautista's.
>>67620475
we dont give a fuck about you cucks
you faggots wait untill the last game of the series for the entire season to bean bautista because you're pussies
>getting this fucking upset at batflips
how come your infield doesnt get anywhere near as much hate for 3 straight errors in an inning in game 5
>>67620387
Bautista is far from innocent but Odor is a fucking punk.
>you will never pour beer on a baby after your team loses a challengr
>>67620259
it wont matter if Bats isnt here next year, Odor is a fucking marked man if he doesnt go on the DL before going to toronto. Personally he'd be better off going on the DL.
>>67620576
>free beer at a playoff game
I'm a die hard A's fan but Odor cucked the fuck out of Bautista, love it
>>67620394
>that fan in the background getting excited at the right time
top kek
>>67620584
Maybe next time he'll embarrass Donaldson instead
>>67620576
>you will never be so fanny flustered over a batflip that your raging manlet 2B decides to end his career over it
what inning do I start watching this rags gays game
>>67620584
>BAWWWWWTISTA DIRTY PLAY
>HURRRRR ODOR IS A MARKED MAN!
Stay classy hat
>>67619295
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
>>67620662
Get the full Blue Jays "fan" experience: watch the highlights on Twitter like a lifelong diehard
>>67620387
Holy fuck he should get a red card for that or something
>>67620658
I don't even like Bautista, but I never got why so many got butthurt over that batflip. I thought that was awesome.
>>67620584
They don't play anymore this year
>>67620576
that story was such bullshit it went from
>holy shit someone threw a beer can at a baby
then it ends up being
>oh someone threw a beer can and it hit someone else and some beer splashed on a baby
nowhere near as metal
>>67620387
angel fan here
fuck canada
>>67620755
thats why i said next year
>>67620743
i dont either, you would think rags fans would be more upset at their bullpen or elvis"i literally cant stop making errors on simple ground balls" andrus
>>67620778
You want some too? Fuck your fishman.
>Marcus Manlet acting like his opinion matters
Rangers have zero (0) world series championships
Who /sweep/ here?
>>67620621
Both are niggers but fuck the rags.
>tfw lost a 16 inning game on diamond dynasty
Post YFW Bautista and Canada got BTFO by a manlet
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH
>JASY
HAYMAKER
AHAHAHA>JASYHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH
>JASY
HAYMAKER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH
HAYMAKERAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH
HAYMAKERAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH
HAYMAKER
>JASY
>JASY
HHAHAHAHHAHAH
>JASY
>JASY
>>67620865
I agree with this. Both are chimps to be honest.
>>67620915
>shitkees
>still last place
>>67620841
And Canadians on /sp/ have seen the Jays appear in Zero (0) World Series
>>67620934
>implying I can't remember things from when I was 2 years old
>>67620931
AND GETTING BETTER EVERY DAY
>>67620841
>blue jay fans have been alive for zero (0) world series
>>67620934
incorrect again amerishit
>>67620955
Rangers fans have zero (0) legal documents supporting their US citizenship
>>67620841
Blue Jays "fans" have watched zero (0) baseball games
>people this booty blasted at a fucking flag on an imageboard
honestly crazy
>>67621002
reminder the sport of baseball was invented, the cubs won a world series and proceeded to have the longest trophy drought in sports history since the rags last won a world series
>>67621016
You don't need to put underscores instead of spaces when uploading a file to 4chan.
Jays "fans", everyone.
>Cucknada
>Blow Gays
>"If you Hit your enemies, They win"™
>>67620972
jesus what are you, 35?
Get a fucking life you manchild
>bat flips anger me
>>67621043
>sport of baseball
I'm not going to trust a Canadian to tell me about baseball. You didn't even know what baseball was until October 2015.
>>67620841
that can't be right
I thought they were good
https://twitter.com/MStrooo6/status/731973661633220608
Hmm
>>67621110
Well they are better than the A's at least
>>67621110
They have an elite bullpen.
>>67621145
But A's have won the world series.
>>67621091
>implying this was about the bat flip
Nigger, did you see how bautista slid into Odor? That was a fucking dirty slide. I'm not even a >Rags fan, but watching Autista get his faggot ass BTFO by a manlet was hilarious
>Canadian """""""""""""""""""""baseball"""""""""""""""""""""""
>>67621110
they are good, remember that time they were 1 strike away?
>>67621125
I like how he's bragging about graduation from college as if it actually means something.
>>67621162
Except everyone has pretty much agreed Bannister told bush to bean him
>>67621169
but that's an american
>>67621162
He was retaliating for getting hit you fucking autist. Do you not have a functioning brain?
>>67621066
Kek
>>67621159
Decades ago stop living in the past we are talking about things that are recent
>>67621162
did you see matt bush beaning bautista in likely his last at bat against the rags this season considering the series is over?
>>67621125
Remember when Stroman threw at Caleb Joseph's head? What a little punk manlet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_LQL2VWg9c
>>67621202
Like being 1 strike away?
>>67621217
Jays "fans" weren't watching at the time
>>67621066
Sounds like their prime minister when he was talking about the wild fire
"if you try to put it out the fire then it wins"
reminder our eternal lord in heaven has literally in his entire existence never seen the rags win a world series
>>67621223
Yes which is better than the A's now we are on the same page
>my butt gets extremely sore off a bat flip
>>67619969
they make paper i think
Hey guys. Lifelong Jays fan here, die-hard as they come. Been through the dark days of the knockout punch but also felt the euphoria of the batflip. Jaysbros where we at?
mfw im making fun of canacucks
mfw im calling them out for being casuals
mfw their only retort is to call one strike away or no world eries
mfw im a Cards fan
>these two fan bases are so irrelevant that they only have one insult for each other
>Jays fans are bandwagoners
>Rangers fans are butthurt about the batflip
>>67621389
>cards fan
Oh so you're a meth head
>>67621367
Right here. Been a lifelong fan since I saw the now infamous punch on my twitter feed. I can't wait to see Jorge Bazinga launch a home dinger next time Odor pitches against my Blue Jays.
>>67621423
hes falseflagging
i can get on a proxy and act retarded with an american flag and nobody would get upset
people are LITERALLY mad at a fucking flag
>>67620621
autobahn! haagen-dazs heir deutsch brau!
>>67621389
>best fans in baseball
When did it become so incredibly easy to trigger Americans?
>>67621432
god damn
post your gf bros
>>67618672
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_GDP
Still behind both Houston and Dallas.
>>67621475
literally since moot made flags available on /sp/ like 4 or 5 years ago
Explain this, Blue Jays fans
>>67621475
You can scream out "NO U!" through your tears all you want, it does absolutely nothing to change the fact that Jose Bautista got knocked the fuck out in front of God and everybody
>>67621516
>knocked out
>still standing
>>67621482
that's my gf
>>67621516
>G*d
>>67621389
>made I'm a cards fan
Then here's to ya
>>67621501
>surprised women don't understand sports
Know how I know you've never had a gf?
>A """"""fight"""""" between two non-first place teams
*yawn*
>>67621566
>turbocasual bandwagoners
>fedora tipping misogynists
Jays fans, ladies and gentlemen
>that rays feel in general
just move the team tbhfam, stadiums never gonna move :/
>>67621494
That's nice, doesn't make Boston an irrelevant city though
>>67621501
Good for her for looking it up instead of asking her boyfriend a dumb question
>>67621553
>made
Great spelling you got there shitsouri
>>67621598
t. Kissless virgin
>>67620039
>lel I bet you fags love taking those punches up the ass, I have never been punched in my life because everyone is too scared of me. But not you bitch Canadians
Wat?
to be honest considering the actual rags fans that were posting in the game threads were pretty normal the entire series im prety sure 99% of the shitposting is butthurt bombston and stankee fans
>>67621634
t. projector
Was it yesterday or the day before that an anon made an /mlb/ general and saying something about how there needs to be more brawls?
>hypercasual XXXtreme bandwagoners
>shank babies
Jays "fans" are a mess.
>>67621658
yesterday
>be American
>see Canadian flag
>get triggered
>>67621628
>shitsouri
That was me on my phone because captcha was fucking up. Nice reading comprehension.
Also, new bread where?
Fuck E!SPN
but how can you not like tim kurkjian?
he's so goofy and he knows his fucking baseball like almost scary how much information he has in his head.
>>67621745
Fuck off Tim
>>67621745
>TIm Jerkoffian
>Tim Cicrlejerkian
>Tim Jerkchickenian
>>67621767
fuck off mad dog
>>67621782
yall don't say that
>>67621712
>thinking any human being is going to be able to notice someone is on mobile over the internet on an anonymous image board.
Nice common sense you got there.
>>67618989
They also have Bostonions, which must significantly lower that average.
Impressive
