>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Heavyweight Title Fight
Fabrício Werdum(c) (20-5-1) vs. Stipe Miocic (14-2-0)
Middleweight
Ronaldo Souza (22-4-0) vs. Vitor Belfort (25-11-0)
Women's Catchweight(140)
Cristiane Justino (15-1-0) vs. Leslie Smith (8-6-1)
Light Heavyweight
Maurício Rua (23-10-0) vs. Corey Anderson (8-1-0)
Welterweight
Bryan Barberena def Warlley Alves via unanimous decision(29-28)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Welterweight
Demian Maia def Matt Brown via rd 3 Submission(RNC)
Middleweight
Thiago Santos def Nate Marquardt via rd 1 KO
Lightweight
Francisco Trinaldo def Yancy Medeiros via unanimous decision(29-26,30-27,30-26)
Bantamweight
John Lineker def Rob Font via unanimous decision(30-27,29-28,30-26)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 6:30pm ET / 3:30pm PT / 11:30pm UK
Light Heavyweight
A. Nogueira def Patrick Cummins via rd 1 TKO
Welterweight
Sérgio Moraes (10-2-0) vs. Luan Chagas ends in a draw(29-28.28-29,28-28)
Featherweight
Renato Carneiro def Zubaira Tukhugov via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)
someone please tell me what heem means
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY
I tried. So many fuckers picked Alves
succ
>>67589178
Hetero Erections Ejaculating Mustard
vanessa best girl
They liked Shogun's walkout music
Corey was a DIV II wrestler
he should have good counter wrestling
cause of that
>>67589178
Hernias Every Even Month
Why do none of the girls in UFC (fighter or otherwise) have decent implants?
>>67589178
its 4chan slang for "yo momma"
shogas will gas in rd ________
WAIT
LIL NOG BEAT CUMMINS????
WEBM????
who /eurovision/ here?
Shogoon going to get KO'd by a jab
>>67589234
Miesha's seem ok?
>>67589234
her stomach is melting
>>67589178
normie
>>67589243
>Doubting the nignog
>>67589178
homos
engaging
every
man
>>67589197
What happened to the original predictions taker? You're so incompetent it hurts my eyes.
this fight makes no sense, Shogun should be taking fun fights against other fading legends
>>67589243
>he missed fights on this card
lmao'ing @ u rn bud
>>67589197
>bam bam won
OMG SHOGUN IS OUT COLD
>>67589197
Thanks, you're an alright cuck.
Shogun looks slow as fuck
Anyone else think Gabi is cute?
>>67589241
hes already done lol
>>67589178
Homossexual
Elevated
Elongated
Manes
>>67589244
i dont even know what that is honestly
Give 1 million Brazilians 1 million typewriters and eventually they'll write like Shakespeare.
About to go drunk drive to 7-11 to grab an 30 pack of beer
Wish me luck
>>67589292
he went down faster than usain bolt kek
shogun's just baiting for a counter guys, it'll be ok
nignog destroyed
>>67589275
he was supposed to fight Rashad in April
>>67589307
lol
BTFO
>>67589293
i'd rather fuck shogun desu (to be honest)
>>67589298
its where a bunch of bearded european women sing fag songs about their shit countries.
M E M E S
E
M
E
S
>>67589307
Godspeed
SHOGUN THA FUCKIN BEAST
>GETTING ROCKED BY SHOGUN IN THE YEAR 2016
>>67589244
Fuck that shit.
NUOH MY GAWD
lmfao that bell
ANDERSON SAVED BY THE BELL
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>67589307
>putting other people lives in danger because you are retarded
fucking almost had him
WHAT THE KEK IS THE KEKING HEEMSPEAK ADDRESS
STOLEN
T
O
L
E
N
C H U T E
H
U
T
E
>>67589307
God protects the drunk
CAN THE NIGGER COME BACK?
pls dont gas shogun kill this nig
shogun is permaconcussed
please retire
nigger what the fuck are you doing
If this was PRIDE Shogun would have won
>>67589343
they are aswell tho
Corey has this awful tell where he starts milling his hands when he's looking for a blow
COREY IN DA HOUSE
SAVED BY THE BELL
Boring round but that punch at the end was nice and took me by surprise
>>67589293
she is a certified cutie pie
SHOGUUUUUUUNNN
It was a breezy yet dry autumns evening. I felt an intensely painful swelling in my anus. I could feel the dense nutrients compact and built up for fort night. I was ready to make anal release when me pa pa came knocking on my door. I answered the door and called him an asshole faggot he then smiled. I was so happy fruitful of gay. Sweet fruity gushers that have exploded into every crevice and hole. Please stop you hurtin me pa pa I say but he never stop always continue to lay waste into my baron wasteland. I am of man but faggot build. I enjoy the scent of my anal release, the sweet intense mushroom aroma that permeates the air only achieved through digesting raw meat. I make fucks good. I used to be the one...I used to be your getaway dreamer..I couldn't get enough....thinkin that we would last forever :/
Shogun is already looking beat up
>>67589351
BUMP
White Brazilian x american nigger
You know who must win
>>67589307
Please be responsible ;___;
>>67589343
Wouldn't sober people be better suited for avoiding obstacles?
If you get hit by a drunk driver it's your fault
>>67589307
>Wish me luck
Why?
Shogun throwing some heat
Shit niggas I think Shogun is gonna lose.
>>67589307
>7-11
>beer
wutface
Deep breaths by Shogun, Mike.
rip shogun
INTENTIONALLY GETTING IN A BJJ BLACK BELTS GUARD
ohshitniggerwatudoin
>>67589396
2>1>3
Tiffany goat
Corey Anderson's chin has always been suspect. He also got stunned in the last fight.
>>67589389
Did you get lost on your way to pol retard?
>DON'T TRADE WITH HIM
CHOGOON
I PUT THE RENT MONEY ON ANDERSON
SHOGUN NEEDS TO LOSE
>>67589404
its where underage fags can buy beer because poo in the loos don't id and sell weed
>>67589414
>based saku
>>67589389
>shogun
He's obviously east asian, dummy
>STR vs DEX: the match
>>67589393
How does that work?
shogun's best guards are butterfly and deep half
his full guard game is meh
>>67589343
>brazil lecturing usa on drunk driving
>literally allowed to drink and drive in their own country
Loloa
>>67589293
dem hands
>shogun
Best zombie-mode fighters?
god-tier: shogun, lauzon, lawler, cigano, jim miller??
>>67589307
Can someone post officer DC.jpg pls
Jon Jones, no matter where you go boy I'm coming!
>>67589307
make sure you drive real fast, the sooner you're off the road the safer other drivers will be.
>As soon as Shogun threw the hand, he dicked underneath it.
WTF, Stann?
>>67589431
lmao i know its not real but i choose to believe it is
>>67589427
Why does the UFC fade the timer at the most important time?
Anderson better not lose to this old ass man
>Huecucks can only win on prelims
>>67589431
uhhh why would you do that? shitty payout
>>67589307
Update us when you get back.
>>67589447
Korean zombie?
>>67589396
>Screech
>>67589443
>Literally alowed to drink and drive
"no"
>>67589447
Korean Zombie
Phil Davis > Shogun prove me wrong
pro tip you can't
>>67589447
no leben, no diego?
>>67589343
>2016 Olympic games
>>67589427
could have fucked his left wrist when he tried to catch himself
>>67589463
BUMB
>>67589447
>shogun zombie mode
wut
>>67589462
>you get back.
Take a drink every time Goldie says Chute Box
Anderson's feet are enormous, they're like flippers...
>>67589404
>not shopping at 7/11
Is Corey Anderson the new Cathal Pendred?
LMAO
>>67589491
b-but i don't want to die
>>67589491
dude fuck you
>>67589491
SHOOT TAH BOX AH
did anyone bet on leslie?
>again
daaam nigga
If only Shogun had fought like this most of his career
HE CANT KEEP ON GETTING AWAY WITH IT
I NEED A FUCKING WEBM OF THAT
GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY
Is Anderson being paid to take a dive?
>25/8
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>67589456
because they can't sync the timer with the buzzer perfectly, so they fade it before zero to stop people from claiming a round was stopped early or late.
It keeps happening
HOLY FUCKING DEJA VU
>>67589491
that one guy did it, and that's why he had to drunk drive to 7-11 to buy another 30 pack of beer
hahahahahah oh wow
>again
damn he got fucking decked
anderson just needs to chimp out and trust his genetics to guide him and try to heem shogun
otherwise this is gonna be a loss for him
Niggas saved by the bell more than screech
>again
fucking do that from the start
Shogs going to kill this erect nipples nigga
>getting rocked twice by oldgun
>he does it again
FFS reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>67589508
Yeah, I put 100 down.
Has Shogun lost a round yet.
anderson either has to ko him or he loses
hue's won't decision loss two br's in a row
>>67589393
Are you mentally retarded?
GYNO
A
Y
SAVED
A
V
E
D
what a fucking punch haahahahaha BAAAAAM
also, it's almost daylight here and 3 fights left...
>>67589514
I rather have pornjew back rather than fat asian posters
>>67589404
You know that in most places in America you can buy beer in gas stations/Walmarts/corner stores, right?
It's also not fucking $45 for a 24 of Budweiser
anderson is poop
HOLY SHIT
meh fight
>>67589492
Really long legs and narrow shoulders too. One of the most unique builds in the UFC.
20-18 Anderson
>>67589520
beastin nigga
Man fucking corey anderson
>Mauricio "I'm only effective with 10 seconds left in the round" Shogun Rua
>>67589519
Nah, he just has a Schaub-tier chin and shit defense.
>>67589540
good luck my ninja
someone post a webm of that last punch
lol that corner man that literally had to be yanked out of frame
>>67589551
>buying budweiser
STREAM IS DOWN, REEEE. KEEP ME INFORMED /HEEM/, SOMEONE DESCRIBE THE FIGHT FOR ME.
>>67589562
ts.123.45.678
>>67589568
Judges are usually dumb enough to fall for this
>chokegun
>>67589508
>>67589540
Kek idiots
Do those clinch punches actually hurt?
>>67589568
corey saved by the bell 258 anderson
>>67589564
You can't just be beastin' all the time. You gotta take naps.
>>67589514
is this from msbt or pchd series?
>>67589579
I don't buy Budweiser. I'm just using that as a reference for Americans to understand how shit alcohol prices are in Canada.
>>67589584
>>67589575
Finish de round with a flurry - Lyoto Machida
>>67589584
SAUCE
>>67589590
Globo my nigga
i'm literally squatting in my chair, i feel less sleepy that way
>>67589447
maldonado
>>67589592
I can smell a robbery coming
>>67589592
he fucking knocked him down twice
>>67589595
that what i thought when i bet 50 on holly but then she won
>>67589590
its exactly like this
>Brazilians boo corey on top shogun
cheer a 15min humpfest from maia
Bros I can't stand another summer here in Florida.
It's already miserable
>>67589590
ANDERSON KO'D SHOGUN WITH 1 MINUTE LEFT IN THE ROUND!
Anyone else watching them arrest pedos on Spike tv?
i knew it was retarded to bet on a br card because juicy matchups and i did it anyway. real zika brained decision on my part. welp time to get wasted.
>>67589601
Not that guy but I wanna say MSBT. All their videos seem to have the same angles.
>>67589624
That doesn't negate the fact that he's losing the fight
>>67589603
yeah but $45 Canadian is like 10 Trump dollars
>>67589615
I don't have TVs, just laptops, pc and tablets.
takedowns for the sake of takedowns should be BANNED. fuck corey
>>67589351
>>67589387
>>67589415
>>67589463
>>67589485
>>67589518
>>67589562
>>67589581
>>67589610
>>67589629
BUMP
>>67589559
Hot, is it wrong to get turned on by this?
Third time is the charm
Give Oldgun your strenght \o/
;-;
>this fight is on a PPV main card in 2016
BRAZIL WINS LOL
29-28 shogun
>>67589634
>Brazilian crowd cheering for the brazilian fighter
WOOOOOOOOOW CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? SHAME ON THEM
>>67589642
Eat some lasagna buddy, u'll feel better
I don't even care who wins anymore
>>67589657
>scrolling up and down across this numbers with mouse
feels good
29-28 shogun, Anderson is a goof srsly
>>67589630
>Leslie Smith is on the same tier as Holly Holm
We only just have to wait 20 more mins friend
Shogun 30-27
Fucking nigger
Anderson's fence wrestling sucks he doesnt know how to use them to finish his takedowns
He finished most of his other takedowns off the fence
29-28 Shoshit
Imagine if the only heem of tonight's main card is in the womans fight
>>67589652
Thank you based jewbro.
i hate niggers who try to wrassle old legends. props to stann for standing and banging with wand.
THAT
IS
HOW
YOU
BEAST
25/8
SHIT card so far
I would literally rather watch Bellator
thank god this is only three rounds
>>67589654
The struggle of a generation.
i sure hope anderson gets a bullshit win
when is cyborg
Didn't really enjoy that fight
Don't know what it is but I had a good hour or two nap before this card and despite that I'm feeling pretty tired
Almost sleepy
29-28 Beastin'
Shogun needs to retire now
wait that grown as black man is only 26?
>Predictions getting ruined by Shogun
fucking corey fucking up my pics after barberena pulled one out of his ass
NOW CYBORG. based cyborg will speed up this event
anderson getting 30-27'ed would be pottery
ROBBERY
O
B
B
E
R
Y
LeL this is a sad way to win
BRAZIL WINS.
>>67589608
lmao nigga got btfo
HE'S FOUND HAPPINESS LADS
HE'S DONE IT
BRAZIL
R
A
Z
I
L
>one judge scored it for Anderson
What the fucking hell?
SHOGUN WHOOOOOO - AHHHHHHH
>>67589708
was Stann much of a wrestlefucker though? I cant recall. Either way he and Wand gave a great fight.
>>67589711
bam bam vs alves was good
YES
FUCK WRESTLEFUCKING
FUCKING CROOKED SHITSKIN REFS
>>67589708
k casual
>>67589717
W H O ?
>>67589733
Fuck off
The nigger didnt fight at all, fucking coward
>>67589726
She better win the rematch because she's coming off 100x more likeable and marketable than Joanna on TUF
>flurries at the last 10 seconds of 2 rounds wins fights
>implying there's any possibility of rua losing to decision
HERE WE GO
>>67589746
he wasn't but he easily could have vs wand.
FUCKING ROBBERY!
BRAZILLED
>>67589717
you guys are killing my nofap
CHOGOON
>people actually believed Anderson Silva vs Uriah Hall would have been a good fight
SHOGUN MEEMED THE DARKIE!
Corruption in Brazil. no surprises.
>>67589431
Shogun is looking a little fat t-b-h f-a-m
>>67589727
that's a ridiculous stat actually
kek at the anglos getting mad on fb and twitter
>Winner: Shogun Huah
We fucking did it, lads. This one is for the old school fans.
Portuguese is such a disgusting language, I have to mute my tv every time I hear it
>>67589766
would've been better than this
>>67589717
next
YES
FUCK U ANDERSON
>>67589622
>>67589622
>>67589622
>>67589622
Yeah I called this shit. Fucking corrupt Brazilian judges. Every single Brazilian card you can expect this shit.
>>67589351
>>67589387
>>67589415
>>67589463
>>67589485
>>67589518
>>67589562
>>67589581
>>67589610
>>67589629
>>67589657
>>67589751
BUMP
THERE GOES MY FUCKING PARLAY ANDERSON YOU NIGGER COWARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
VIADO WRESTLERS BTFO
>>67589757
>blacks never lose decisions
Why does /sp/ hate him?
>>67589746
>tfw romero dances better than holly
>>67589773
He always looks like that.
Honestly, I didn't score a single round for Anderson.
>>67589748
this
fuck hues but fuck wrestlefuckers even more
fucking shits blanketing their opponents and praying for decisions
Shogas pls retire ;-;
>>67589759
CM Punk vs Barbarena
>>67589727
>33-1
against even bigger scrubs though
tfw i hate brazilians but shogun is a boss
>>67589779
shutup hyde
omfg why have 2 black guys lost in a row to 2 white guys?!?!? this is fucking scripted bullshit.
knew ufc was corrupt
>>67589784
>The city of salty anglos
>>67589431
get cucked
based shogun
>>67589708
>Props to OSP who crushed Shogun in Mir seconds.
>>67589791
never bet on black when in Brazil and fighting Shogun
why is Mark "The walking CTE Dead" Munhoz the only fighter to know how to retire on a win?
>>67589792
SOURCE
>>67589784
the last card in england was a fucking sham aswell
>>67589759
conrad confirmed back on ufc 200
>>67589759
>New inductee to the who gives a fuck hall of fame
It's nothing.
>>67589792
>those teeth
2/10
>>67589759
Hall of fame. Fuck me that's underwhelming
>>67589754
This.
>>67589769
>he actually believes this meme
kek
girl here, (don't flirt with me).
Who is the cute brazilian translator
>>67589793
because he got old
>>67589792
That's a pretty Jewish nose.
are you guys ready for the first death on UFC
>>67589779
They talk like they are whiney high pitched bitches
Portugeese is close to Chinese in terms of how fucking annoying it is.
>>67589824
>tfw you're about to get into a street fight with wanderlei fucking silva in flipflops
>>67589812
>salty xD
kys you /b/turd
>le i hate brazilians but i don't know any brazilian in real life meme
>>67589789
What was your parlay?
>>67589756
she will meme on joanna
>>67589757
>takedowns for the sake of takedowns should score more than knockdowns
Where is joe rogan senpai
>>67589837
M A N I T O B A
A
N
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T
O
B
A
>>67589837
tits or get out
>>67589834
Yeah that's shit
shout out to the guy posting asian bundas
>>67589848
i know brazilians in real life and they are pretty cool but i still hate them in mma bc of memes
Pridefags report in
>>67589837
>girl here, (don't flirt with me).
>Who is the cute brazilian translator
Antonio Fagundes
After months of browsing /heem/ I still don't know what it stands for? What does HEEM stand for ??
>>67589837
>girl here
>>67589845
someone needs to post the vitor / wanderlei webm because that is the only time i've ever seen wanderlei shook
>>67589860
kys
>>67589849
delete this
>Do Not open Jewish flag webms
>Do Not Reply to Jewish flag posters
>Do Not read Jewish flag posts
They're trying to control your mind with your wallet. Winners don't watch porn. Winners follow God
>Jon Jones
>Vitor Belfort
>Phil Davis
>RDA
And more. Stay safe
>"big news"
>it's HoF bullshit
literally who cares
>>67589837
hi how big is your gut?
asking for a friend
>>67589848
I love you, argentino-san.
>Dana White and his little brother Matt
>>67589837
what did you mean by that
>>67589863
>i know brazilians in real life and they are pretty cool
huehuehuehuehue br? br?
>guy is saved by the bell twice
>does literally no damage in a fight
>wrestlefucks desperately for a whole round
yeah corey tottaly won that fight
>>67589837
I Q A L U I T
Q
A
L
U
I
T
>>67589848
Gracias hermano, venga a Búzios.
Someone logically explain to me how Shogun won 2 rounds of that fight.
why do they beep out the curse words when its ppv?
10 left
>can i blow your horn?
what did he mean by this?
>>67589851
he is afraid of swine flu
>>67589837
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
>>67589837
fellow girl here (don't even think about it boys),
it's harry styles
>>67589890
because religion
>>67589837
Brazil KEKING the nation of Canada
>>67589888
Knockdowns. Didn't you see?
>>67589888
controls the ring with footwork
aggression and nullifies nigs offense
crits him twice at the end of 2 rounds
>>67589837
>girl here, (don't flirt with me).
Are you from Toronto?
http://www.returnofkings.com/58796/15-reasons-why-toronto-is-the-worst-city-in-north-america-for-men
>>67589881
In Brasil this means Shogun won
>>67589837
>girl here
I'm a girl too, 2d.
>>67589893
>what did he mean by this?
what did he mean by this?
>>67589869
Young Vitor was a savage
HEEM-A
HEEM-A-LAYA IS MY OLD TIME STOMPING GROUND
>>67589890
>Matt "The Manlet" Sera and Dana "The Fucking Goof" White doing some bestiality.
>>67589871
why, canadabro?
>>67589888
he didn't, UFC in Brazil is crooked shit
Cigano is looking literally like feelsguy
>>67589892
/comfy/
shogun seems like a cool guy
to
be
quite
honest
senpai
first ever male vs female mma fight coming right up folks
>>67589837
I want to eat your ass with a spoon like its a grapefruit
>>67589891
wow
this is a fast btfo, not the fastest, but a fast one for a ppv
>>67589881
knockdowns at the end of the rounds were big
>>67589897
please read>>67589875
>>67589903
this. fucking. guy.
>>67589866
Help
Earth
Exterminate
Muslims
>>67589161
Werdum bois
NEXT UP BOYS
lads why is mark hunt getting butthurt from trolls on steam
Shogun needs to fucking retire
he is so goddamn slow and took too much brain damage sparring with retarded monkey brazillians like wanderlei
>>67589690
im just saying upsets happen and its won me money in the past dawg
>that's a woman
>>67589904
>Knockdowns
It was 1 and it was at the end of the round, also 1 knock down doesn't qualify you as winning a round when you're literally getting outstruck and getting taken down like a bum
>>67589903
god damn Igor was great
>>67589837
>Canada with the bantz
We're about to watch an execution.
>>67589837
Yo gurl u want sum fuk
>>67589903
I love that picture of Igor
>there are cucks in this thread right now who think takedowns and jabs count more than getting knocked down and almost finished
>CYBORG ISN'T A ONCE IN A LIFETIME ATHLETE, SHE'S A ONCE EVER ATHLETE
>>67589923
IM A T-REX
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
MOM AIDEN CUT ME IN HALF AGAIN
WHATS YOUR THING /SP/ ?
>>67589888
Some people genuinely believe Anderson was knocked down in round 2. The punch actually missed, and Shogun grabbed Anderson's ankle as he was throwing a low kick and tripped him. The webm proves it.
>>67589608
>Everyone will know me as the woman that destroyed Cyborg
Is this nigger serious?
"Her" fucking face. Seriously it's ridiculous.
>>67589891
>all but one of the remaining fuckers picked Stipe
Uh oh
Do you guys think Cyborg's penis is feminine?
Just fight already and let me go to sleep.
>there will never be an attractive female fighter in the UFC
these tatted trannies make me sick tbhfam
Would any of you let Cyborg hold you down and fuck you with a strap on?
I think I would.
>some of the other tough females have ducked her
RONDA BTFO
>>67589891
Feels GREAT having my picks blessed by Gabi GOATcia
>>67589891
>tfw the picksgoof cut my first pick off
both of these women are trash but Leslie especially. We've been spoiled watching women like Holly Holm fight.
This fight will be terrible.
>>67589931
lol the girl he just "called out" is just a troll account. poor marky
>>67589905
>controls the ring with footwork
He controlled jackshit and was getting pushed against the fence, oh wait nevermind you're a casual shitter.
will christopher cyborg win lads?
he's looked pretty good so far against women
>>67589930
jesus christ I would piss myself
Will Cyborg explode her ear?
I'm about to make a fuckload of money and watch a lot of little Brazilians cry.
Cyborg makes my peepee tingle lads.
>>67589903
World's first great manlet heavyweight
>>67589930
smith's nips hard at the thought of her impending death
>>67589963
sure I guess
Why is a tranny allowed to compete in the woman's league?
>>67589908
Wow.
Every word of that is true.
Fuck this shithole city.
>>67589888
Explain to me how Anderson won 1 round.
Protip: you can't.
>>67589962
>that some other females have ducked
honda btfo
Alguem me passa um stream do combate em boa qualidade pf
>>67589949
bugs.
Not even ciborgue's voice is passable
>>67589968
Sorry goof, I know that you're still perfect so far
>>67589913
>what did he mean by this?
>what did he mean by this?
what did he mean by this?
>>67589921
Quick Quiz: You have to invite 9 or 10 Brazilian fighters over to watch fights with you, who do you invite? (everybody chips in a few bucks, has food, has a great time)
Koskal when
shout out to Israel for having great taste in lesbian porn
>>67589963
It's not like I could stop her.
>>67589934
>that's a casual
>>67589988
Move to Quebec
>>67589792
When is Alex Grey getting BLACKED?
>Brazilian level
>Doors start playing
>>67589993
globo
rousey wanted to fight a man. should be on this card.
>going from rin fuckin nakai to cyborg
she's literally going to die
>>67589991
>doyers
The fuck is this a fucking organ?
>women in charge of picking their own entrance music
>"The Peacemaker"
What would you do if while in a bar Cyborg slaped your girlfriend's ass.?
>>67589992
She was talking about Holly.
>the doors
BASED
>>67589986
Liberalism.
>>67589975
no, she'll explode her nose
30 sec KO from Cyborg
>>67589949
bugs
oh fuck you sent me into a nostalgia trip
>>67589962
Invicta has a few genuine qts tho
Megan Anderson and Raechel Ostovich are close to 10/10
>tfw the BR crowd can't bring themselves to boo or chant uh vai morrer against Leslie
>>67590002
this senpai
>Rolling Stones
I hope Leslie gets heemed
quality music
>>67589991
>attractive female
>posts a literal goblin
>>67589991
I wouldnt say she is conventially attractive but she is an absolute qt tho she'll probably look like death when she gets into her 40s/50s
>>67590016
oh shit is this the chick that was fighting Rin?
She ded
SHE'S INCREDIBLY DURABLE
SHE CAN TAKE A REAL BEATING
>>67589608
This is how you con the judges, by being effective towards the end of the round, except you don't really need to con bought judges.
>Huge underdogs have won so far by decision
>>67590010
awhile ago
>>67590018
>He doesn't know about The Doors
underage &v
>cyborg fighting the girl who beat MY GIRL RIN NIKAI
show her no mercy cyborg
>>67590016
How does Rin Nakai not have a wikipedia page? So many lesser known women's fighters do.
>>67590018
A
BURNING
LEAF
>>67590029
>>67589994
my bug niggas
>tap dancing fags
>>67589962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZEOe7xseKc All they have to do is pick a few out of Invicta.
Also, anyone know where you can watch past Invicta cards? Is it only on UFC.tv?
>>67590020
tell her about my daughter and how cyborg is a huge inspiration to her
>>67590025
how are you not banned jew friend?
>>67589968
>>67589996
Fixed it for the next time btw
>>67589949
Nobody is good at everything.
But everybody is good at something!
>>67589471
My BAC is .71
>this shitty music playing on the background
Why u do dis rogan?
>dude coming out to girly music
wtf is this
>>67590000
As soon as Dana quits goofin' around and creates the BeetleWeight division!
>>67590050
>Obese gook dwarf
>your girl
IF SMITH WINS THE UFC IS NOT RIGGED
>professional fighter
>peacemaker
she loses a lot
Leslie Smith's plan is to take enough blows to tire Cyborg out
>>67590036
this nigga serious?
>>67590008
Not much better. Montreal is a young man's city and the rest of the province is uptight frenchies and rednecks.
I'm kinda thinking of moving to Europe.
>>67590036
Wanderlei is a literal fedoracore and mentally retarded
>this song
why
>>67590058
>doesn't have a dynamic IP or VPN
Not even the kike but come on man. Is this your first day?
>>67589997
Inception
>>67589931
IQ below 90.
>>67589989
He took him down 4 times in round 3 and he outstruck him in all 3 rounds. That was easy.
>>67589979
>implying it wasn't hug
so nice to see Jake Shields back in the UFC fighting Cyborg, congrats bro!!
>>67589999
Anderson Silva. He'll bring some BBQ
>>67590008
But then he would have to speak frog
>>67590049
>>67590053
Wikipedia says Doors haven't been active since the 70's, how fucking old are you guys and why are you on /sp/?
>>67590025
Where can i get one of those cyborg fucking machines?
Asking for a friend.
>>67590050
nakai confirmed for /heem/ GOAT
ITS TIME
>>67590050
>RIN NIKAI
>can't even spell his girl's name right
gj amerifat
This music makes me want to murder someone.
>She
He looks like he's got a Russian's jaw
HAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS MUSIC, WTF IS THIS SHIT?
>>67590095
There's one fighting right now! haha :-D
TIME FOR MOIDA
Nth for transgenders
>>67590018
Can't imagine being as stupid as you
>140lbs
yeah fucking right
>Matt Brown attacked a fan
WTF LOL
holy shit I just went into the gas station, took a fat shit all over the toilet seat and the walls
as I was leaving the gas station, told the indian guy behind the counter to go fuck himself and gave him the finger lol
xD
>>67590075
Move to Tokyo and live the weeb dream
ace pls
>>67590085
kek
>>67590012
sem atraso?
>>67590036
you can tell Dana doesn't like him
Will Cyborg get BTFO? Post your reaction if
>the easiest weight cut she's ever had
>>67590101
Women have such terrible taste in music.
>>67590025
WHY DO YOU POST THIS FOR US? WHY DO YOU DO SUCH KIND THINGS FOR US? IS IT JUST TO PISS OF THE MODS OR DO YOU TRULY ENJOY US JERKING OFF?
>>67590111
source
Hell yeah the REAL WOMEN'S CHAMP
>>67590111
got attacked*
>>67590029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1XOzE15iPk
rip
SUGA KNOWS
>>67590018
>an organ
An organ is the thing they play at MLB baseball games
Are you fucking real?
>>67589881
I wish Corey was more fun to watch. He can only/lose by decision.
>tfw Cyborg makes me feel insecure about my upper body
Why do I even train when a woman is bigger than me
Quick someone make the next thread
OFFICIAL UFC 198: WERDUM VS MIOCIC THREAD #6
>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Heavyweight Title Fight
Fabrício Werdum(c) (20-5-1) vs. Stipe Miocic (14-2-0)
Middleweight
Ronaldo Souza (22-4-0) vs. Vitor Belfort (25-11-0)
Women's Catchweight(140)
Cristiane Justino (15-1-0) vs. Leslie Smith (8-6-1)
Light Heavyweight
Maurício Rua def Corey Anderson via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)
Welterweight
Bryan Barberena def Warlley Alves via unanimous decision(29-28)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Welterweight
Demian Maia def Matt Brown via rd 3 Submission(RNC)
Middleweight
Thiago Santos def Nate Marquardt via rd 1 KO
Lightweight
Francisco Trinaldo def Yancy Medeiros via unanimous decision(29-26,30-27,30-26)
Bantamweight
John Lineker def Rob Font via unanimous decision(30-27,29-28,30-26)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 6:30pm ET / 3:30pm PT / 11:30pm UK
Light Heavyweight
A. Nogueira def Patrick Cummins via rd 1 TKO
Welterweight
Sérgio Moraes (10-2-0) vs. Luan Chagas ends in a draw(29-28.28-29,28-28)
Featherweight
Renato Carneiro def Zubaira Tukhugov via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)
>>67590112
Jeez Matt, losing to Maia isn't THAT big of a deal
>>67590094
I almost took this bait, good job dude
>mfw that girl from the Warcraft is actually real and fighting in the ufc
Hues confirmed orcs
>>67590119
Vê aqui rapaz:
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>>67590101
That's how Cyborg feels about it too
A moment of silence for Leslie Smith, /heem/
>>67590025
Don't listen to them jewbro keep doing what you're doing
is cyborg a mtf trannie that is fooling everyone?
>>67590112
>Posts like these are a result of underage teenagers from /b/ getting linked here
I hope you swallow some cyanide tablets
This music the equivalent of "it's ok, we /sleepy/ now"
>>67590115
Been there.
Nah, bro. Nah.
>>67590025
can somebody gas this yid already
>she, her, female
I'm triggered to fuck
>>67590111
>it's a telephone game revisionist history episode
>>67590125
>only 4 more pounds
Is this for the intergender championship lads?
>>67590129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqfhGufEmHs
>>67590141
>Why do I even train when a woman is bigger than me
but that's precisely why you ought to train.
>>67590149
SPEAK AMERICAN MOTHERFUCKER NOBODY KNOWS WHAT A GAZELLE IS
>>67590137
>Michigan State education
"gitters"
CYBORG GONNA /HEEM/
Fastest KO record here we go!
>>67590121
Dana doesn't like anyone that isn't Lousey or McPotato
Speaking of, Cyborg makes Ronda look like fat Americunt trailer trash
>>67590153
gangster
would u /sp/?
be honest (if u were drunk)
RIP Leslie Smith.
>>67590153
>>67590132
Cheers lads.
so /sp/ why don't you lop your dick off and heem cyborg and become king of wmma? you aren't using it much anyway.
>8-6-1
AND IT'S OVER ALREADY!!!!1
>>67590190
I wouldn't need to be drunk
>>67590190
are paper bags allowed?
>>67590190
If she was photoshopped like that in real life, then yeah.
>>67590190
that pic is extremely photoshopped. to see what she actually looks like, watch the fight happening righ tnow
>>67590177
Calm down Dundee
ARE GIRL
>>67590126
Stop talking about your mother like that
>>67590153
what an asshole
tell me Brazil why did that Brazilian assault a fighter before his fight
I just wanna get on a televised match so they can list
Height: 6'0
Reach: 76"
I've been lanky all my life, fighting long range is literally what i was born for
cyborg is gonna get kod real quick i can feel it
>>67590153
hue deserved it
>>67590156
she is essentially ftm, taking male hormones made irreversible changes to her body hence the voice face musculature etc
new bread
>>67590198
>>67590198
There is a 100% crossover between UFC fans and Juggalos
>in4 first mma death
rip in peace leslie
>>67589881
>This is a win in Brazil
Anyway, who the fuck names a nigger Corey?
>>67590210
but can you actually fight long range? or you gonna be baby deer mode and just get heemed?
SIX MILES PER DAY! SIX!
>>67590190
LOL at that photoshop.
She is extremely gross IRL.
wow what a surprise
early stoppage?
>runs 6 miles everyday
>tremendous athlete
shit stop, not that it really mattered
Shit stoppage. Stopped the fight when she was taking the least amount of damage and was still moving
ITS ALL OVEr
>the peacemaker
ugh
>>67590211
haha
HEEM SLEEPY
new rhonda is born, but this one can box
>taking a piss just before the fight starts
>come back to see that it is already over
WTF
leslie wasn't even in fucking shape, look at her flabby stomach. she looks like a mom that just got off the couch
roided to tha GILLS
SHEEM
>2016
>being a marathon runner
this chick is on so much fucking test-e
>>67589881
seems about right
SHEEM
>>67590254
I used to run 4 miles each way to and from work and i'm far from an athlete.
>>67590208
Brown flipped the Brazilian fans off during the weigh-in and they didn't like it, so they chimped out when he entered the arena. He got attacked by three different fans on his way to the cage. This is why people hate Brazil. I seriously worry for the health of our Olympic athletes this Summer.
Every fight Cyborg has is a fucking breakfast for her, so fast.
>>67590301
It's cyborg... What did you expect? She Sprints with huge power and technical striking, Girls usually just crumble.
That's what years of taking test does for you
holy fuck shes gonna beat the shit out of miesha tate
what was smith whining out at the crowd?
>>67590301
bro you NEVER leave the room when chris the cyborg justinstino is about to bang
She mad
>>67589935
>down doesn't qualify you as winning a round when you're literally getting outstruck and getting taken down like a bum
>literally getting outstruck
As opposed to what, figuratively getting outstruck?
He didn't get outstruck and takedowns mean nothing. He CLEARLY won rounds 1 and 2.
>>67590360
Of course i did expect Cyborg to mop her opponent but not that fast, damn.
Well lads. Is it over for Lousey? Will she ever return now that Cyborg finished that fast without an arm bar?
Back in the kitchen you go, Smith. 6 miles every day my ass
Cyborg is so sexy, I want to be snu snu by her
>>67590321
You can't inject that technique and accuracy bro.
>>67590342
>not detecting sarcasm
Leslie as mad as anglos in /heem/ today
thats it i'm convinced cris cyborg is a literal man
>>67590364
Well yeah, Meisha Tate sucks....
>>67590361
yup and HGH. that shit changes your physical makeup permanently.
>>67590387
>clearly
kek
He obviously lost round 2.
>>67590372
yeah i just learnt that the hard way. damn she is a beast.
>>67590403
Heh, so funny these eternal anglos
what is the female equivalent of /heem/?
>>67590403
What was she screaming? I didn't understand.
>>67590387
Takedowns are scored as like half a knockdown.
Idk what fight you watched, but corey outstruck him until the last 10 seconds of both of those rounds.
this card is pretty good minus all the brazilians ofc
Guys who's your money on for the Main Event? Miocic or Werdum?
>>67590442
/sheem/
>>67589972
He clearly controlled where the fight took place and getting pushed to the fence means NOTHING.
Imagine Holm vs Cyborg
What a fight it would be.
>>67590254
She trains after that. MMA training is fucking drain dude
>>67590479
That would be a great fight, but modern Cyborg is not as agressive as she used to be, she is way more intelligent now.
I think Cyborg sheems her
>>67590442
himem.
>>67590469
werdum by early KO
>>67590083
>and he outstruck him in all 3 rounds
Shogun won every round standing and TDs mean nothing.
Non-Mutant Vitor gonna win?
>>67590235
I don't know that slang, but yeah, I'm basically only good at a range.
When short dudes close the gap on me and start trying to grapple I lose pretty quick if I can't get a good hold them.
I'm just a babby tier amateur though, my most serious fight was at a charity rofl and I only have two years of exp
>>67590454
>Takedowns are scored as like half a knockdown.
No they aren't. Show me in the Unified Rules of MMA where it says that.
TDs mean nothing especially if you manage to get up within seconds.
You fucking turds.
vitor's KO of luke rockhold gives me an MMA boner
>>67590402
Nah I get the sarcasm, just agreeing that it's ridiculous.
>>67590546
>arguing that take downs mean nothing.
It's a sport. They are counted.
Round 1 -24-30 Anderson striking.
Round 2- 16-26 Anderson Striking. 2 take downs.
Round 3- 13-28 anderson striking, 2 take downs
Each round also has more significant strikes than Rua.
So yes. CLEARLY won striking.
>>67590609
Vitor is probably my favorite fighter of all time. They should just let him go back on TRT.
Jacare looks thirsty for blood
>>67590692
>got knocked down twice
It's not olympic boxing, famalam
>>67590608
They count on the stat sheets....
Effective Grappling = points. Takedowns equals very effetive grappling, no matter how long.
The fact that you don't think a takedown counts for anything just shows how inept you are in the rules of MMA scoring.
Have fun with your Brazil Judge win I guess? Kek
>>67590566
Get on that Mighty Mouse powerlifting clinch program
Cyborg is still doping winstrol is easy to hide that's why it's making a comeback in baseball, once a cheater always a cheater.
>>67590725
It's not Regular pro boxing either naggz.
Knockdowns do not count for a large amount of points. Usually the follow up is where a fighter scores the big points for a knockdown.
Hey that creepy girl is doing more than just eye-fucking the fighters!
>>67590692
>They are counted.
No the aren't you faggot. This isn't wrestling. Going into somebody's guard is nothing.
>>67590794
and shogun followed up well on both. Nearly ended the fight twice. KDs > TDs if you cant hold position. And Anderson didn't. Two of them, Shogun got up immediately.
I unmuted my stream too early
god bruce buffer is an annoying cunt
>>67590751
>Takedowns equals very effetive grappling, no matter how long.
Are you mentally retarded? It's questionable whether taking somebody down and holding him down is effective. TDs followed by standups is MEANINGLESS.
Passing guard and mount are effective grappling. TDs arent.
calling a vitor spinning meme kick attempt in the first
Will Cyborg fight in the UFC again? Kind of not satisfied with that fight, as in, it finished too fast. You all should know what i mean.
HEEM LEAKY
Where is Joe Rogan?
anyone have a stream up? my main is taking a shit
Luke is gonna beat my boy again
>>67591054
24 hour coke binge.
Crazy knockout. Zero reaction from everyone involved.
Now Cleveland is going trip balls
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