>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Heavyweight Title Fight
Fabrício Werdum(c) (20-5-1) vs. Stipe Miocic (14-2-0)
Middleweight
Ronaldo Souza (22-4-0) vs. Vitor Belfort (25-11-0)
Women's Catchweight(140)
Cristiane Justino (15-1-0) vs. Leslie Smith (8-6-1)
Light Heavyweight
Maurício Rua (23-10-0) vs. Corey Anderson (8-1-0)
Welterweight
Warlley Alves (10-0-0) vs. Bryan Barberena (11-3-0)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Welterweight
Demian Maia (22-6-0) vs. Matt Brown (20-13-0)
Middleweight
Nate Marquardt (34-15-2) vs. Thiago Santos (12-3-0)
Lightweight
Francisco Trinaldo (19-4-0) vs. Yancy Medeiros (12-3-0)
Bantamweight
John Lineker (26-7-0) vs. Rob Font (12-1-0)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 6:30pm ET / 3:30pm PT / 11:30pm UK
Light Heavyweight
A. Nogueira def Patrick Cummins via rd 1 TKO
Welterweight
Sérgio Moraes (10-2-0) vs. Luan Chagas ends in a draw(29-28.28-29,28-28)
Featherweight
Renato Carneiro def Zubaira Tukhugov via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)
Schaub? Schaub!
SCHAUB
post the heem
>>67584659
Based Schaub
They love it!
BASED OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD
DC shilling them harleys
>Goldie staring intently at Stann
My sides
>"calm, cool and collective"
Brian Stann, 2016
'it's about science in the sport' - Vitor Belfort
As a very casual viewer, is it sad that I know who King Mo is but not really shit about Werdum
Vitor explaining his TRT ways on fight pass
i didnt come home in time to see tukhugov was he robbed or did he lose a close decision ?
>picking Cummings over lil nog
Last chance to get picks in
Also someone else needs to do the goofing
I root for Brazilian fighters over Jews and Muslims and Asians
>>67584693
GET HEEMED ON
>>67584693
He lost fair and square
>>67584696
all my picks...btfo already...
kill yourself patty
>>67584693
He got kicked in the balls twice in the first round and the ref blatantly ignored it. Other than that he lost fair and square 30-27 or 29-28.
Mark my words. Vitor heems Jokeare in the second. VITOR IS BACK!
>>67584699
>Also someone else needs to do the goofing
>>67584689
Yes.
Queen Mo is a meme and wouldn't crack top 10 in the UFC.
>>67584699
This cuck
>>67584696
Will do it.
>>67584699
confirming my Souza pick over Vitor
>>67584720
Look at that, he's tearing up, what a moment
>>67584699
Miocic KO/TKO Round 2
Souza KO/TKO Round 1
Justino KO/TKO Round 1
Anderson Decision
Alves Submission Round 2
>>67584699
STIPE MIOČIĆ
Jacare
Cyborg
Anderson
Barbarena
>>67584720
dat cheeky Claudia on bottom left
>>67584699
>want to be predictionfag
>someone else needs to do the goofing
awful, disgusting behavior, possibly bannable offense t.bh
>>67584699
WERDOOM
SOUZA
CYBORG
SHOGUN
ALVES
>>67584650
>tko
>no tko in WebM
>>67584699
Werdummy
Belfort
Corey in the House 25/8
Cyborg by MurderDeathKill
n8 the m8 marquart
Alves
>>67584727
king meme makes me laugh, like when he lost to Rampage and called him and Bjorn dickriders.
Cormier is such a minstrel
>>67584699
Stipe
Belfort
Lesli
Shogun
Barbera
>le special snowflake
https://twitter.com/MMADecisions/status/731634555740913669
>Mfw got three separate set of picks onto the picture
>>67584653
Lel literally every punch connected since the start of the webm
>>67584730
These great family moments are all part of that FightPass Exclusive magic
Fellas
We have a certified Spicy Banger™ On our hands up next.
Guarenteed heem.
>>67584748
can you at least post humans
http://streamsarena.eu/streams/streamhd.html
Jacare be mirin' edition.
>>67584699
>my picks missing
>again
fuck you too senpai
I predict Cyborg will win.
>>67584699
Stipe
Souza
Smith
Anderson
Barbarena
>>67584720
is this the same woman from the last big nog crowd webm, she looked qt-er in the last one
>>67584753
i see what you did there
>>67584748
Is anyone else slightly unsettled by asian ass?
>>67584699
Werdum via sub
Belfort via round 1 KO
Cyborg via round 1 KO
Anderson via unanimous decision
Barberena via unanimous decision
>>67584685
>mishearing someone and then mocking them for it
>>67584752
collegiate wrestling makes niggers talk like actual people. more inner-city youths should try it instead of selling drugs and wearing their pants so low their asshole hangs out in the open like a prison faggot
>>67584699
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67584696
Cummins is young and hungry, he'll beat the haggard remains of Nog. It's my Lock of the Card.
>>67584758
Patrick "Derpin'" Cummins has literally zero standup defense.
>>67584720
That right eye is so fucked
>>67584727
king meme KO's heavyweights and doesnt afraid of anything. he would tear through the ufc top 10 LHW or HW division
>>67584699
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Shogun
Barberena
>>67584699
werdum
souza
cyborg
anderson
alves
>>67584720
>dat coke nose
Acestream link, anyone ?
>>67584699
Stipe
Belfort
Lesli
Shogun
Not Warrley Alves
>>67584784
I didn't mishear your mum when she was screaming out for more
>>67584773
closet faggots?
>>67584785
Clearly you've never seen black people in real life.
They have an impeccable ability to wear their pants directly beneath their ass, but their asses are ALWAYS covered by a pair of underwear nicer than what you're wearing.
>>67584699
Stipe
Aligator man
Cristine Justino
Shogoon
Alves
CAPTCHA: 209
>>67584750
>japs all pokerface
>white dude cracks a smirk
Wonderboy looks like he's 22
Where is Rogan?
>Brian Stann
Jesus fucking Goldie Christ.
>Goldie you a fucking dummy but the commentary game ridiculous
>>67584699
>Stipe
>Souza
>Cyborg
>Shogun
>Barbarena
>>67584822
Fucking your mom
>>67584699
Verdoom
Souza
Cyborg
BEASTIN
Alves
>>67584750
Especially when every promotion he's in dickrides him like crazy.
Plus the time he got heemed by Newton and called him a faggot and said he threw that backlist because he was scared.
I wish that staph had taken his leg.
>>67584785
Keep your cancerous posts in the containment cesspools please.
>>67584821
he looks like he's done twenty 2 year olds
>>67584822
Got trapped in his float tank
>>67584821
that's what he tells the kids before he slips them a roofie
45,000 WERDUMS IN THE TRASH
>>67584699
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
don't want to watch a ppv that's introduced as a celebration of hues tbqhwyfamalama
>>67584759
Made me smile.
>>67584699
SHTEEEEEEEEEP
Vitor
Smith
Anderson
Barbarian man
and she's still my babygirl
>>67584791
He got heemed by Newton and Feijao.
So no.
>>67584841
not you too Croatbro baka...
Where is Ryback?
>tfw banned
taking predictions for cyborg's entrance music
>>67584845
"Sponsorship conflicts" was confirmed the reason this is happening BY THE WAY.
REEBOK BTFO MEMES.
>>67584822
avoiding toxoplasmosis
>>67584841
>>67584837
did I miss something?
Goldie keeps saying the same shit every fight. They could just make a soundboard of the shit he says and have a monkey press buttons at random.
>>67584699
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
Maia
Santos
Trinaldo
Lineker
>>67584699
Miocic
Belfort
Cyborg
Beatin' 25/8
Barbarena
>>67584866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU7tQ9gyJ6Y
>>67584727
I didn't say he was any good, just that I knew his name and not Werdum. The only thing I know about Werdum is that he lost to overheem lulz
>>67584699
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Shogun
Alves
>>67584699
Vai Cavalo
Jacaré
Cyborg
Corey Anderson
Barberena
>>67584845
>>67584864
IT'S A SIGN
AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Why is Maia so liked on here? He literally does everything to avoid fighting, he spends the majority of the time rolling on the floor and hugging his opponent. yawn.
>>67584764
Certain I haven't missed a pick yet, you must've been responding to when Silva-Hall was still on the card
>>67584870
Wonderboy is pretty open about his violent pedophilia. Not sure how you missed it.
>>67584759
He got the underhooks in fast.
>>67584833
>>67584699
Miocic
Souza
Cyborg
Rua
Barbarena
>>67584866
Darude - Sandstorm
Other than Luke Rockhold, is there a single good white fighter?
>>67584650
well smellator has a good new WW striker at least
absolute thrashing
MESSI
>>67584664
is it necessary to bring this up every thread? yeah, sucks for her, her senpai, the victim, and victim's senpai, but what's the point? it's not like she had anything to do with it.
THIS BUD'S FOR YOU..
AAAAND
>>67584890
le contrarian fans is basically it
also disgusting husbando fags
>>67584907
Conor, Wonderboy, Condit, DC
>>67584835
>defending thugs and drug dealers
plz god let my boy Werdum win two more fights and become the GOAT
then he can lose and retire
>>67584907
GSP
>>67584699
Stipe
Jacare
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
AHH THE CHAMPION! YOOUNNA JE-UHYOWNJAYCHECK AAAND CLAWJA GUHDAYLIA ON THIS SEASON OF THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER
>>67584872
>based Dutch Pineapple bringing the bunda
>>67584926
>conor
>>67584926
>Conor
Anyone got a Gif of Cummins getting heemed? My pc crashed halfway through round one :(
Can someone post a reliable thread? please senpai
>>67584897
Never gets old.
>>67584907
literally the greatest of all time
>>67584924
>He fell for the meme
>>67584930
Welcome to 2016
>>67584699
WerDOOM
Belfot
Manborg
Mr Anderson
Alves
>>67584918
>the difference is drinkability, joe
>>67584944
Check this one out
>>67584650
>>67584944
stream*
>>67584939
>>67584940
Still got the gold fags
>>67584949
pic unrelated?
WHO /NUGENIX/ HERE?
>Testosterone ads for people about to watch Belfort and Shogun
good marketing desu
this rob font guy is a bum
expect him to get heemed
>5'3"
manlets get rekt
>>67584957
>superman about to knock that bitch the fuck out
>Rob Font
Rob Comic Sans
Rob Times New Roman
I wanna see a spicy slam tonight
>>67584756
Can people seriously not do this? I know it's a lot to ask of a user base that is at least 50% socially disfunctional
>>67584966
>still has the gold
Because ge is duvking his division
>>67584872
goldie has always been retarded. he was even worse as an NFL announcer and got fired after only 1 game he did so poorly
>Welcome to Quilatibah
So does anyone have this cunts link?
Blackpea gone private, tiger has stopped streaming UFC. They're cracking down hard on this all of a sudden and only UFC, football has been fine.
john lineker gonna spread that dengue disease he got
>>67584961
i meant to say stream
>>67584708
?>>67584710
>>67584713
tnx for responding
>>67584926
>Carlos Condit
>White
Finding it hard to post with /heem/ for this card
Watching it on /tv/ and at an angle with the laptop to the side of me
>>67584993
It's on fs1.
SMUG REF
>its a manlet episode
>>67584992
kek
>>67584955
i thought "cuckolding" was just a meme until now
>>67584980
looks good but rarely does anything
>>67584993
cricfree
fox sports 1 or bt sport 1
a little google and you should be able to get it going
Please Puerto Rico don't fuck up
BASED SMUG REF
>>67584989
I've got an acestream link.
>>67584994
Kek,what a dick.
>Collective total of 0(zero) UFC champions
we really out here boys
>>67585009
YES
>he looks like a heavyweight
lol what
oh its that one smug ref
John Lineker has his entire fucking name on his back. Not just Lineker, but John Lineker.
What is wrong with Brazilians?
>>67585042
Why does he has an anglo name?
>>67585042
Identifying bodies gets a lot easier
>5’3 """"man"""" can't make 125
Why can't Brazilians do nutrition and conditioning?
>>67585042
It is not uncommon to end up beheaded in an alley in Brazil. It is so his family can identify him in that case.
>>67585042
they are an emotional, spontaneous bunch
>>67585030
Almost as embarrassing as that Maddox video where he essentially admits he's a cuckold.
>>67585047
>this was 5 months ago
>still hasn't fought
>got taken out of a fight in a higher weight class
>will be over a year before he's in the octagon again
"I'll be da most active champ, yeah!"
Sounds like a flock of birds in the arena. Brazil so crazy.
>>67585053
the same reason you typed your question in English
LOTS OF JABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lanklets about to get btfo
LOTSA JABS
>>67585075
Because he post on a mongolian nail clipping website?
Christ these bombs from Lineker
10-9 Johnboy
>fighting a manlet
>not attacking him with flying knees
>not attacking him with knees at all
It's like he wants to lose.
Are jabs a cowards weapon?
>>67584938
/who/
Lineker is very strong for his height.
dude won't even bother with straight punches lel
No stream?
>>67585107
It's on fs1
WTF?
Did a hummingbird fly out of the Octagon at the end of the round?
10-9 Lineker, good round for him
Also, wtf, John Lineker? What's up with that name for a Brazilian?
Weidman is a dead man walking:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFVqL9CIaBZ/?taken-by=lukerockhold
told you goof that Font was a lock
>>67585095
135 lbs
"""bombs"""
>letting a manlet control the center of the cage
>letting a manlet back you up against the cage
>letting a manlet negate your reach advantage
truly pathetic. then again 5'8" is manlet too though lol
anyone see that moth flying around in the cage at the end, thats how you know where in brazil lads
What was that thing flying inside the octagon?
>>67585101
jabs are goat. literally a way to keep the fucker outside so you can earn money fighting and not getting punched
Fucking WHY
>>67585101
>lost feeling for months
nah
HE'S FULLAMUSCLES HE'S GONNA GAS
>>67585109
fs1?
>>67585126
jungle bug
yeah i saw it too
>>67585112
>2016
>multiculturalism
??
>He's gonna gas
>He's gonna gas
>He's gonna gas
>>67585107
1a57a78e7242f1d7b40d417bf6446c59434dbaf4
>>67585116
what is the purpose of this kick? how does it work where does the power come from?
>>67585125
whose skin did it burrow into?
>>67585108
lmao
>>67585058
kek
this dillashaw esque favela manlet can't keep this up
he will gas out
this new doom game looks terrible
>>67585116
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BFVqL9CIaBZ/?taken-by=lukerockhold
Damn he's terrible.
>>67585128
truly awful.
is this a meme card tonight?
>>67585128
He is not a smart man.
any lellator stream to watch in between the fights?
>>67585148
It's a surprise kick, you don't expected.
It doesn't have a ton of power, but it doesn't need to.
>>67585145
Thanks anon
literal zika fever bugs flying around the octagon
>>67585163
good tehnique, i used that alot on karate tournaments
>>67585176
Brazil is a meme country and this is a Brazil card, so, yes.
>>67585163
Lose weight
>>67585101
yeah almost as cowardly as a takedown.
>>67585101
Jabs are strategic and effective. Most of my favorite fighters use jabs as their primary weapons.
>>67585128
looks like it's his son's name.
@hardnaksu walks away with his first win of his career and @alphacatzingano @brukus @peterstraubmma @tonysimsmma are PUMPED!! @teamelevationmma
https://www.instagram.com/bellatormma/
how come based rogan is not on commentary
>Demian "I only roll on the ground and can't fight like a real man" Maia
any stream links lads?
>>67585201
joe is allergic to hues
>Lineker the first and only brazilian to compete at 125
Amerimanlets
>Lineker is 5 foot 3
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE BRAZILIANS THAT SMALL
>>67585201
He's quitting the UFC to become Ronda Rousey's tampon.
NEED THE JAB, KID
>>67585179
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sports+streams
20-18 Lineker
>>67585201
His alpha brain stash got him flagged with customs.
Not sure who I'd give that round to
Lineker was pushing the pace but Font found his jab and used it decently early on
19-19 for the bants
>>67585207
>not wanting to fight as less as possible
>not wanting to lay around for money
pls
>tfw you order a spicy banger and get served a mild
>>67585128
because his brains are basically lukewarm kimchi
>>67585201
he wont fly over the bermuda triangle
>>67585201
Rogan can't handle the ZIKA BRAIN
we get a nice commercial from
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
post moves that would kill most humans
>>67585207
>Demain "Dark Souls" Maia
>you now remember the Maia LaFlare fight.
manlet is gonna get tired of chasing this round i think
>>67585239
that honestly could kill someone if that someone wasn't mark hunt
ridiculous
>getting beat up by a guy who is 5'3 on TV
jesus christ, how embarrassing
>>67585207
the gunnar nelson fight was incredibly entertaining
nelson then used the exact technique he was beaten with in that fight in his last win which I found interesting
How did Pat Cumming do?
>>67584650
VICTOR BELFORT
I
C
T
OR
BEL
FO
RT
GO GO GO!!
>>67585239
Dos Santos' punches are terrifying
>>67585216
what is zika?
>>67585116
Had similar technique in Kenpo, except we'd land the low kick too. Not a ton of power behind that kick but after you do it once or twice, opponents will automatically cover the side of the head after the low kick. So what we do then is low kick and a switch kick to the other side.
Was pretty effective.
>>67585232
I've seen bar fights with better technique
>>67585239
I gotta give credit to DC for being able to take a punch.
>>67584699
Werdum
Belfort
Cybord
Rua
Alves
>>67585266
lost to lil nog via TKO, very bad performance.
>>67585266
Terrible. Was a shame if you're a fan.
Okay, I know hes the memest of the memes, but when is CM Punk going to fight
>>67584890
>He literally does everything to avoid fighting
Go away.
Seriously, this is just not the sport for you. You should watch Dada 5000 knocking out bums.
>>67585266
Put on a great show for the fans
>>67585268
RIP both
>>67585296
Wrestlemania 35
Font put money on Lineker by dec
>Font? What is he, Comic Sans or sumthin? Tssssss!
>>67585283
This was the fight DC became my boy. What a great fighter.
>>67585207
>abusing i-frames IRL
>>67584699
Stipe
Belfort
Cybirg
Shogun
Alves
>>67585267
thank you so much for posting this. It's one of my favorite webms, my hard drive crashed last year and I lost all my good ones.
>>67585318
Great joke Chippa
Hello everyone
>>67585072
cry about it bitchboi
>>67585318
haha nice nice nice
>>67585317
smart bet
>>67585231
I am going to order spicy wings tonight my man
>>67585319
guy has a chin that's for sure
>>67585062
Which video was that?
Shit tier performance from Font, and Lineker would get his shit punched in by Cruz.
Next, please.
Lineker pushed the pace that entire fight
What was Font even doing? What was the gameplan?
lineker is like tyson griffin 2.0
The manlet demon is my boy
>>67585342
Hi!
>not buying into the lineker meme
manlets punch so fast its pretty scary
>>67585326
One of the most embarrassing losses I have ever seen
>>67585268
Randleman was a monster
>>67585101
Is your mother a truck stop skank?
>>67585361
Thanks how are you?
gib bellator stream
>>67584699
Miocic
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67585363
>Taking multiple picks by yourself and still losing
>>67585358
circle and jab
lineker's footwork nullified it i think
>>67585376
You too!
>>67585364
dodson uppercuts webm incoming
>>67585376
You're so kind let me fug u baby
someone post nog cummins
5 FOOT 3
What is everyone munching on tonight? i am eating enchiladas
>>67585376
Pretty good myself. Sipping a coffee, enjoying the fights. A nice relaxed Sunday so far. How bout you?
>>67585359
I liked Griffin but my favorite fight was when Gomi put him to sleep.
>29-28
crackhead judge confirmed
>>67585401
Ure mums vag
>TFW still no fight companion news.
>>67585387
footwork isn't shit unless you can step around the guy your circling and land a straight from outside him
>tfw can't find an acestream link
>>67585409
Chupa o meu pao
>>67585401
Doritos Roulette
>>67585232
you're letting me bang bro
Did Trinaldo got USADA'd or does he still look like a shaved chimp?
>>67585404
Gomi was channeling his PRIDE spirit that night.
>>67585401
Subway Eat Fresh™
>>67585417
>he doesn't know to go to reddit for streams
jesus christ
>>67585404
Is Gomi the P4P king of giant heads?
Daily reminder that brazilian events have better chairs than australian """plastic chairs"""" events.
>>67585401
Finally getting my fat ass in shape. So fresh pineapple and cherries.
>>67585422
OOH VAHEE MO-HER
>>67585443
kek
FIGHT FOR AUTISM
DRIVE FOR AUTISM
finally a charity we can believe in.
>american advertisement
Through meme magic Yancy will smash Trinaldo and end the hue win streak
then he will make a complete ass of himself post fight, cap this post
>>67585441
especially when his hair is in helmet mode
>>67585441
Edgy Brah is up there somewhere too.
how will yancy tap?
>>67585441
even though he's a heavyweight bigfoot still is the king
>>67585385
Umm I'm still in it u goof
Why would u pick cummins? U mad?
>>67585402
Not bad. Just eating some burgers and watching the karate exhibition contest.
>>67585443
Yeah cause the Brazilians would steal the chairs. Everything in that Curitiba stadium is bolted down I guarantee.
>>67585464
yancy is good at chokey, brazil might still cheer for him
>>67584699
Stipe
Vitor
LadyCyborg
Shogun
Alves
>>67585423
Ouch. he's going to feel that in the morning, Joe.
>>67585454
Oh fugg
Cheers lad,
Have a bunda
>>67585453
It's so comfy hearing CumAldo speak portugays
>>67585463
its really really corny and goofy, cant imagine theyd be behind us in this shit
>>67585441
>who is antonio silva
>>67585463
Better than UK and Japan
So who will be the first Brazilian to lose to a non-Brazilian tonight?
>>67585443
wow australia btfo
>>67585452
>not coming out of the womb fit
Confirmed shitty genetics
>>67585484
that is some classic trailer trash right there
>>67585463
>brazilian infrastructure
>>67585416
That's exactly what footwork enables you to do.
What exactly is your point?
>>67585479
lmao all these brazilians are rich whiteboys lad
They wouldn't even rob a kid
>>boring decision in ufc
Meanwhile, two finishes in Bellator
>>67585502
Werdum
what are you drinking lads?
>all these thirsty shitlords
kek, its saturday if you're thirsty go have a drink faggos
>>67585502
None
They're all on gas since because USADA
>>67585239
That looked as devastating as a boxing knockout
Acestream : 1a57a78e7242f1d7b40d417bf6446c59434dbaf4
>Oi will eliminate Floyd mini Maywedder
Are the fightpass fights worth going back and watching?
>>67585401
I just ate a bowl of multigrain cheerios with a scoop of grains w/ dehydrated blueberries in 1% milk.
Lads, the flavor explosion in my mouth is downright sinful.
Downright lewd
>>67585538
Cummings vs lil nog is worth watching.
>>67585473
>asian with that much ass
how?
>>67585526
in AA, so no drinks for me tonight
>>67585512
font didn't do that did he. his footwork just let him live longer, if your footwork doesn't result in offense your boned
>>67585533
>Beats Mayweather
>Loses next fight against a can
max memes
>>67585538
Watch Little Nog vs Cummins a couple times
>>67585538
No. Just watch the webm of little Nog KO'ing Cummins
>>67585283
It didn't even appear to hurt him, the force just knocked him down.
He used to man handle heavyweights, I doubt he can be koed by a human
>>67585533
shut up you lil twerp
>>67585484
That kid doesn't stand a fucking chance.
Based MASSARANDUBA vai dar porrada!
>drinking these weirdo beers when you could just drink Pabst
Stay whack
WHEN WILL YOU NIGGAS LEARN
>>67585499
>tfw haven't been fingered by a doctor
>>67585526
vanilla coke and captain morgan
>>67584699
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67585526
Protein shake
Stipe is going to get robbed by the judges, isn't he?
>>67585567
wodda yew gunna do? yew do nuttin yeh
>>67585577
>tfw I've fingered my doctor
>>67585550
>being a quitter
>not drinking bud lite, the official beer of the octagon
>>67585283
It's funny because I had a dream Jones uppercut heem'd DC at a press conference.
Seemed so real desu, it was absolutely great, tensions just started to build and then BOOOOOOOOOOM
DC goes down like a sack of bricks and Jones doesn't even let up and still goes for the ground and pound
>Leave das wunderboy to meeeeee
how old is this nig?
Trinaldo beating USADA
>Why does Brazil have such a low population?
>Cause they always pull out
>even the non-brasilians look Brazilian
Fucking hue hues
>>67585526
trying to decide between cheap beer or vodka/orange juice.
Routing for Yancy but this monkey looking fuck is gonna decision him, isn't he.
>>67585602
>tfw a male doctor touched my ballz
>literally doing a chimp impression
I hope he wins.
Here's the instagram location for the arena
https://www.instagram.com/explore/locations/408395566/
Trinaldo looks like a Bondo ape, guys.
>>67585526
Ardbeg.
>>67585577
>>67585602
Speaking of which, anyone find it awkward when your doctor squeezes your nads for a hernia exam?
I wish they would let me check that shit myself like a breast lump exam
>>67585624
Well Medeiros is a portuguese name
>>67585533
He will, as well. He trained for 5'8 opponent had to fight a 6'1 guy on short notice. Floyd's like 5'8 or so though. Gonna get taken out by McGregor.
>>67585615
HEIL RORY
both these guys would heem mcgregor at lightweight
>>67585550
>joining a cult to quit drinking
Why is it when I'm on any social media platform and going through the comments I always see, "Come to Brazil"
>>67585623
we have a pretty big pop bro
>>67585635
My home city
100% southern white
>>67585654
They want your gringobux
>>67585654
Hue's love to spam?
>>67585654
Come to Argentina
>>67585654
Because those social media sites read your cookies and see you spend a lot of time visiting Brazilian T-Girl sites.
>>67585654
it is non ironically a meme
>>67585654
need more tourists to mug
>It's a cagehugging season
>>67585343
like mcgoob cries about having to do press?
Dustin Poirier had already knocked this dork out this far into the fight.
Dustin Poirier is a legit top 5 LW. Would smash Pettis and Diaz.
>Lelbron is cheering for Stipe
Stay out.
One of the best elbow knockouts I've ever seen tonight on @bammauk 25, by @tomfirekid - watch out for this guy.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFaELHfpP-1/
>>67585686
Has she been asked or posted anything about this
>>67585283
DC will always be a tank, how do you take shots like that and get up so fast.
>>67585686
I kind of feel bad for Paige, would suck to have some freak family member tarnish your name
is Medeiros wearing panties?
Something to keep an eye on tonight
>>67585702
I really wanna see Poirier go far, he looks really good in LW.
>>67585690
hulk is a beast. he could heem some of the ufc fighters
>THAT FUCKING CHIN
>>67585690
Spoke too soon
>>67585720
yeah she'd worked so hard to build up a reputation after the damage king kong did
Trinaldo just emptied the tank right there boys
its ogre
WEW
Too bad for Trinaldo he's gassed out now
BASED LAD HOLDING ON
>>67585728
>suspicious cutman
>rampant wild moth
Yes, something big is going down.
KEK YANCY WOBBLY BEYOND BELIEF
10 nuggets for a dollar 49 . is that a good deal?
>>67585728
Images of the guy
Is Cuckmier on the commentary?
>>67585728
>it's Stitch in a Mission Impossible mask
>The Walking Dead
>UFC
What's the difference after you get smashed like that
holy fuck Yancy must be hungry cause he cant stop eating shots
>>67585741
kek
medeiros has learned the secret granite chin technique training with the diaz bros
TEN NUGGETS FOR DOLLAR FORTYNINE?!
>>67585741
lmaooooooooooo my nigga
STOCKTON CHIN
STOCKTON CHIN
STOCKTON CHIN
IRON CHIN
>>67585728
How high is Hardy right now?
>>67585707
Makes Anderson's upward elbow look like amateur shit
>>67585752
Yes.
Damn Yancy can take a banging
damn how did he survive that
diaz tier chin
Why are these fighters just standing in front of the brazillians as they throw punches
>trying to eat dinner
>Bethe face comes on the screen
>>67585756
Upboat
10 NUGGETS FOR $1.49!
>>67585765
No, 100 nuggets for 15 bucks
Where the fuck is Joe. Fuck Stann.
Habenero level banger on right now
>>67585765
I get a weird vibe off him.
>>67585760
the forbidden sharingan chin technique
only known to the secretive stockton ninja clan
>>67585775
Not really. Not really at all.
>>67585752
that's a very good deal
>>67585741
hit dat like button hard af
>it's a bethe episode
>>67585594
dans game
BETCH KOHEYYYAAAA
>>67585784
she looked better than she ever has tbqh
i would really hard
>>67585794
When the fuck has Joe ever gone to a Brasil card, ya dummy?
>>67585782
Because thats how rigged fights work
>>67585703
God wills it
Does /heem/ do a live chat?
>>67585806
Anyone else get a weird vibe from this guy?
>>67585769
Do they do chin training drills over there?
>>67585819
Literally a million times.
Last time was Rousey vs Bethe
How much would a nose job improve bethe's appearance?
>>67585824
What the fuck do you think this thread is you goof?
fuckin island people and their granite chins
>>67585802
>>67585777
have you tried it?
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>67585835
>>67585835
>>67585835
>>67585835
>>67585835
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
EI, DILMA, VAI TOMAR NO CU
>>67585836
Quite a bit if well done, i'm willing to say she goes up 2 points
How much would a nose job improve Beth's appearance
>dat shit punching accuracy by Yancy
>>67585837
You know what I meant.
Canadians shouldn't fight like this ;_;
trinaldo confirmed pillow hands
>>67585863
slightly
The chimp is gassed.
>>67585863
>>67585836
>get an error message saying i cant post
>post anyway
dude looks like a mini hershel walker
Medeiros showing great resiliency, not very great fighting skills though
19-19
>>67585867
You're not my buddy, guy!
trinaldo 's FUCKED lmao
>>67585847
Would eat her ass w/o hesitation.
>>67585307
who won this fight?
Medeiros sucks but hes tough as fuck
>dat hawaiian heart
>>67585526
Bitburger. :^)
>>67585546
damn that sounds good
>Brazil, the land of Muay Thai
Never change HUEs. Never change.
>>67585819
Just the rousey
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