/nba/ GENERAL: NO GAMES EDITION
- Home
- Board: /sp/ - Sports
- Reading: /nba/ GENERAL: NO GAMES EDITION
Meme Day
Hey
>>67576625
Travelling
>Bill Laimbeer was awesome! Tough and blue collar!
>Wow APEmond is a fucking thug nigger! Dirty player!
I don't really see any difference between these two except one is an African-American and the other is not.
Hmmm.
>>67576761
>blue collar
He was a rich kid and that was one of the more obnoxious things about it. Stay casual, friend.
>>67576747
but he didnt tho
>>67576761
That was in a time when physicality was common. He's the best of the best.
Now Draymond is doing something that is unacceptable in the modern NBA, modern America, and getting away from it.
That's low.
Just because it was okay to do something in the past doesn't mean it's okay to do it now.
>>67576819
Notice how you didn't the race issue. I understand we're on 4chan, but you can't keep your head in the sand. Draymond is a victim of racial polarization resurrecting its ugly head from the 80's in today's NBA.
>>67576915
Draymond is from one of the most ghetto cities in America, and proud of it. Saginaw produces a lot of quality basketball talent for such a small city, it breeds tough players. Laimbeer was definitely more hated than Green will ever be.
>>67576761
bird still to the day says he hates laimbeer and will never speak to him
>>67576915
people fucking HATED Tyler Hansbrough when he was at UNC and he was dirty but even then not to the extent of Green
and people absolutely hate Grayson Allen too
you're projecting desperately bro
Reminder that I literally dunked on Delly in high school
1. Phil Jackson
2. Red Auerbach
3. Pat Riley
4. Chuck Daily
5. Billy Donovan
Take that L Pop.
>>67577002
>there is a 30 for 30 speifically about the world hating Christian Laettner
if it doesn't fit their narrative they ignore it
>>67577007
I dunked on your mom last night.
>>67577007
lies
how many rest days has lebron had this post season?
reposting
so guys what do we do today?
>>67577007
and look where you are now
>>67577140
Bro, we're all engineers here, right?
>>67577117
>>67577145
relax
>>67577007
sorry to hear about your gf
>no basketball games today
>football is over
>boreball
What am I supposed to do on the weekend? What are your plans guys?
>>67577196
euroleague final tomorrow
>>67577145
ayyy
>>67577196
Nothing, take a nap, watch my life pass by.
>>67577140
I would have gone pro if I didn't fuck my knee up
>>67577277
how tall are you m8?
>>67576625
Shitpost bruh
>I post pictures of Kobe
>>67577196
>tfw full time job
>tfw only 1 day off a week
>tfw tired and feel like shit that one day and have to run errands that I couldn't do the rest of the week
at least you have free time
>>67577196
im going out with this fat bitch to chicfila later
>>67577361
Why? Better than fapping? Also it's Chick-fil-A
>>67577361
> fat bitch
the good "fat" or nah?
>>67577196
Getting all you can eat Chinese with my friends tonight
This is gonna fuck up my weight loss isn't it
>The defiant graybeard who has remained relevant long past his supposed expiration date and the sometimes irascible youngster whom he couldn't fend off any longer met near halfcourt and embraced. Tim Duncan pulled in Kevin Durant for a few seconds and whispered into his hear, among other things, "Enjoy this. Take advantage of the opportunity."
>>67577117
race bait and virtue signal
>>67577303
199 cm
>>67577450
gay
>>67577469
1 cm short of not being a manlet. must hurt.
The Draft Lotto is this Tuesday. I can't wait to see Lakers cucked out of a pick by Hinkie's former team
What are they saying bros?
>>67577851
>Jeff Green
What a waste of talent
>>67577811
Colangelo is already thinking of flipping the lottery pick(s) to get back into the postseason. What a waste of fucking time if all the tanking just leads right back to 6-8th seed mediocrity.
>>67577851
Damn Westbrook and Kobe really are similar
thought it was Westbrook at first
>>67577927
There's really no guarantees in the draft either, the only way you become a top seed is by having a superstar which is unlikely to happen either way
>>67578060
Aw jeez
>Cavs will have played 8 games in 32 days by the start of Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals
>>67578196
Cavs must be having the break of their lives right now
>>67578196
WE OUTCHEA
>>67576625
reminder that i literally dunked on curry in high school
>>67578262
they're literally just partying every day
>Nets reportedly interested in signing Malcolm Delaney
marks doing his homework
Am I the only one excited for Nene becoming a fa this summer?
Can be a very good addition to many teams
>>67578600
hes been washed up since 2010, so no
Top 5 Best
1. LeBron
2. Durant
3. Steph
4. Westbrook
5. Paul George
>>67577851
Steph: You dress like shit
Losers: Thank you, Point God.
>>67578663
lol no
>>67578663
yea
So in terms of "meme day", I'm always reading about these meme shows Curry is always making.
Any webms?
>>67578654
idk played well in the games I watched this season
especially on D
still an above average player imo
>>67578663
Can understand putting LeBron ahead of Steph but why Durant?
CP3 should be in too
>>67578600
He's garbo
>>67578904
>more James dickriding from Israel
You're not getting your job back, Coach.
>>67578905
waited for your reply desu
>>67578932
we /Knicks/ now tho
But LeBron is more important to his team than Steph
>>67578960
>But LeBron is more important to his team than Steph
Completely disagree.
>>67578960
Hahahaha I'm sure
Honestly tho his athleticism is going and almost gone
You're right tho, there were a few games when nene carried the wiz this year but for the most part he was injured and a nonfactor
Omfg, retards. Why the fuck do you watch NbA? I bet you get cucked by nigger tyrone on the daily lmfao
Reminder that I am the leader of /nba/ and as your leader I am officially naming the Raptors and Thunder our teams to root for in this year's playoffs.
That is all.
>>67579052
I can get behind this desu
>>67577361
u gonna bang?
>>67579052
ewww
>>67579065
well you're a faggot so you will get behind anything
>>67577851
Westgod and Durantula are the cool kids and Steph's the nerdy one who's not on their level
>>67579147
heh
>>67578663
True
I was feeling hungry today so I asked my Spurs friend what to get since he has superb taste. Instead of a fast food recommendation he literally gave me a recipe for "Bœuf bourguignon" and said "bon appétit" right after.
I wish I was kidding.
>>67579274
i think im gonna like this meme
>>67579274
give a man bœuf bourguignon and he will dine for a day, teach a man how to prepare bœuf bourguignon and he will dine for a lifetime
yours spursbro did you good
>>67578986
LeBron-less Cavs a shit though
GS can preform well without Steph too
Statistically, Curry's impact is greater apparently though.
>>67579012
Must've watched the wrong games, played well against TWolves iirc (the OT loss)
>>67579147
Could've said "even a man"
>>67579453
>LeBron-less Cavs a shit though
Exactly, he makes them shit.
>GS can preform well without Steph too
Steph gives them confidence and makes them better.
>Statistically, Curry's impact is greater apparently though.
Yup.
thanks for trying. I realize LeBron is a big roided out coon and you Jews are impressed by this, but Curry makes his teammates better, gives these chumps confidence they normally wouldn't have, and pushes them to be better. Cavs with Kyrie, Love and everybody else would be just fine in The East and probably still in the spot they are in.
https://twitter.com/MarcJSpearsESPN/status/731499833626857473
>>67578060
Tbh, Draymond Green would be one of the first niggers hanged if he lived in the 1930s
>>67579519
>this post
>>67579519
some pretty bad opinions in this post
>>67578060
If only we could still do this stuff, society would be so much better in America
>>67579564
>>67579565
Epic memes boys. How's living in 2005 treating you? Curry is a leader, James is not. You're simple minded and that's why you got fired, Blatt.
>>67578060
FUCK OFF WITH THIS RACIST SHIT. JESUS CHRIST
>>67579600
Are you upset NIGGER?
Basketball was better when only whites could play desu
>>67579593
>this post
>>67579593
>mfw a shitposter says LeGod isn't a leader
>>67576889
ya he did
>>67579519
>but Curry makes his teammates better,
It's the other way around. Draymond, Iggy and Klay cover up Curry's flaws
>>67579680
no he didnt tho
>>67579671
He's not. Nobody has ever gotten better by playing with him. Meanwhile Draymond is suddenly a fucking All-Star player because Curry makes his job so much easier.
>>67579684
Next you'll tell me Rodman and Pippen covered MJ's flaws.
>>67579593
Meta-shitposting
>>67579684
They work off of each other. That's what teamwork does for a team. Sure you may have 1 or 2 superstars but if they can't even elevate their teammates above their current level of skill they aren't worth much except for jersey sales.
I don't get why playoff format isn't a best out of 1. It's more intense and shows the diamonds from the rubble.
The Spurs destroyed Oklahoma and clearly showed they were the better team in game 1, but ended up getting fucked over by refs due to a best of 7 game format, meaning more opportunities to rig the game.
>>67578904
When was the last time Cp3 made it to a conference finals?
LeBron has owned Durant every time they faced.
>>67579734
who is delly and Tristan thompson
>>67579740
>T. Spurdora
>>67579740
Because gambling and ad money.
>>67579734
>Nobody has ever gotten better by playing with him
lol
>>67579740
1 game is far less indicative of the better team than 7. In a less physically demanding sport like basketball, you can do that
>>67579740
what happens when that one game gets decided by bad refs
>>67579740
So mad
>>67579754
Garbage-tier memes? Borderline awful players who haven't become better even after playing with Mr. Basketball IQ Court Vision for years?
>>67579777
Less physically demanding? Basketball?
Lmao
So since there are no games on today we are being baited left and right to start a "discussion"
I applaud the curryfag for doing this desu. Keeps our thread from dying.
this thread is pretty awful
>>67579734
the other way senpai
Draymond plays extremely well and leads the team when Curry is playing badly
>>67579753
meant putting Durant ahead of Curry
>>67579753
>team achievements
>judging individuals
>>67579787
more shit opinions
>>67579787
This is just lazy shitposting
>>67579821
Than football?? I'm not saying it's not fucking hard or physical demanding but you can't do a 7 game series in football
https://twitter.com/EmceeZarus
Is Cloppers Canadian really gone?
Miss him
>>67579848
You used to be decent, Israel.Now you're a desperate cocksucker and bootlicker who falls for pathetic memes without thinking for himself.
>>67579734
>Nobody has ever gotten better by playing with him.
This has to be bait. I hate LeBron, but this is is his one true GOAT quality. He makes his teammates better, he does that better than any other player has ever done it. LeBron turns scrubs into stars, he always has. He is the best at that and it's not even close. Matthew Dellavedova, Tristan Thompson, J.R. Smith, and Iman Shumpert would be out of the league right now if LeBron James was not on their team.
>>67579913
lol you're an idiot bro.
>>67579889
OH SHIT
RBL FORENSICS PLEASE CONFIRM IT
>>67579909
explain your opinions instead of shitposting and we'll have a discussion tbqhwyf
>>67579968
Aw don't give up that easily dude
leave emory alone!!
>>67579968
Not a single person has agreed with your retarded opinion on this. It's like 5v1 now. Just give up, stop posting for a bit, and hold the L. It's an anonymous image board, we'll all forget who you are in 5 minutes.
>>67579734
>Nobody has ever gotten better by playing with him
mo williams made an allstar game because of lebron. jr smith right now is playing the best game of his career and hes only been in one full season now with lebron
>>67580009
Oh wow I'm so hurt :((((( good one anon!!!
>>67580009
anon eat a snickers, you're not yourself when you're hungry
>>67580002
> a bunch of fucking idiots don't agree with you
Oh wow color me shocked
>>67580079
If he's a Spurs fan then he should eat >>67579274
>>67577145
I'm so fucking bored anyone know any games on pc i should play
>>67579852
Yes you can dumbass. All you do is change the days in between games.
Fuck me you're dumb.
10s
C: Kevin Durant
PF: LeBron James
SF: Kawhi Leonard
SG: Klay Thompson
PG: Steph Curry
vs
00s
C: Shaquielle O'Neal
PF: Tim Duncan
SF: Tracy McGrady
SG: Kobe Bryant
PG: Jason Kidd
Who wins in a best out of 7 series?
>>67580142
PG: Cyclops
SG: Spiderman
SF: Daredevil
PF: Thor
C: The Hulk
Who can stop them?
>>67580118
Lol I'm dumb? There's a reason they only play 16 games of regular season football. Did you ever think how long it would take players to play a 7 game series if you play once a week? Players already play some Sundays and Thursdays and they hate it.
>>67580118
that shit would be dangerous as fuck tho
could you imagine a 7 game series in the nfl? somebody is most definitely getting hurt. best 2 out of 3 might work tho
He called it /nba/
>>67579052
Fuck off snow-nigger.
>>67580142
>Jason Kidd
>not AI
>>67578196
>playing in the east
>>67580142
00s team has the obvious size advantage and would get rebounds like crazy. Kobe, McGrady and Kidd are all elite defenders too.
But LeBron and Durant are both good at making threes which forces Duncan and Shaq to play the 3 which they can't.
10s team would win just based on their three making ability, plus they would be less selfish with the ball.
>>67578663
>paul george not #1
>>67580177
>daredevil playing basketball
>>67580240
AI was a shooting guard and never better than Kobe.
>>67580251
The Pistons won more games than the Rockets
The Hawks won more games than the Blazers
The Raptors won more games than the Thunder
>>67580212
>big ol' OKC dick
>>67580285
>he thinks daredevil is fully blind
>>67580289
>Jason Kidd
>not Nash
>>67580267
LeBron is not good at making threes
literally nobody there can stop shaq
Pistons 44 wins, Rockets 41 wins
Hawks 48 wins, Blazers 44 wins
Raptors 56 wins, Thunder 55 wins
I wonder if he licks snatch these days
>>67580454
because they play in the East dumb dumb
How do you define having good handles?
People say Kyrie and Steph have good handles but isn't that just them being flashy?
I don't understand how CP3 doesn't have the best handles since he statistically turns over the ball the least amount among every PG by an enormous margin. Isn't that the whole point of having "handles"? To keep hold of the ball?
Curryfags sweating
>>67580489
pls respect uncle drew fatman
>>67580188
This too
Players would be getting hurt left and right
And players would hate to play like 30 games a season
The quality of the product would diminish
But I'm the fucking stupid one
>>67580489
A combination of how good are you at using them to get where you want (creating a shot, driving etc.), efficiency and flashiness.
>>67580557
But her turns over the ball more than CP3 while having the ball in his hands for a less amount of time per game. I just want to know how the term handles is defined. Is it a term for flashiness?
Celtics trade #1 pick and Jae Crowder to Pacers for Paul George. Sign Kevin Durant to max deal. Sign Joakim Noah.
Noah
Durant
George
Bradley
Thomas
Smart on the bench with Olynyk.
How many championships does this team win?
>>67580489
No, it also is a means of getting yourself open and twisting the defense to your whims. Curry dribbles like he has the ball on a string, Westbroke is just more athletic and dynamic, but less skillful. CP3 is pretty damn good but less flashy than Curry, who just makes people look like fucking idiots many times a game.
>>67580611
Zero
>>67580611
Unless they also sign a hitman to murder Lebron they would never get out of the East.
>>67580489
probably what kyrie does, when hes on hes damn near unguardable. that game where he scored 50+ in san antonio there was like a play where he straight dribbled through like 4 defenders
>>67580611
Westbrook = PG
Ibaka > Bradley
Kanter > IT
Durant = Durant
Adams >> Noah
Bench << Bench
Coach < Coach
Overall, not much better (if at all) than OKC now
>>67580489
handles = ability to shake defender or create space with dribbling. it doesnt have to be flashy. when Derrick Rose was in his prime, he had the best handles in the league and he was never flashy. he never did behind the backs or anything like that, he would just hit the defender with really quick rapid crossovers that the defender could never keep up with. flashiness doesnt necessarily equal good handles
>>67576686
Hey
>>67576747
gather step chaval
>>67580614
It's
Kyrie
MEDIUM POWER GAP
Jamal/Curry/CP3
X3 (any order)
HUGE POWER GAP
rest of the league
Curry is able to break this many ankles mainly because opponents have to guard him really tight
>>67580913
For me flashiness is part of the deal
Just like AI had the best crossover in the game but no one considers him as one of the GOAT ball-handlers
i was watching that vice with shump and he was talking about how new york booed him before he even played and how he hated them, but when they saw he was actually pretty decent they cheered for him and was saying he didnt want them to cheer him
Blazers sign Howard to 3 year deal and his redemption tour begins
KD signs
Al Horford signs
They have the cap space to do this
CJ
Dame
KD
Horford
Howard
Can this team be stopped?
>>67580557
dude that is crazy how he didnt lose the ball there
jason williams was the one who said kyrie had the best handles he seen in a while when he was coming out of college
>>67580961
Jamal comes alive for a few possessions a game, that's it. I'll just excuse your Kyrie cocksucking because you're so thoroughly cucked by LeBum
>>67581010
by the confines of reality, yes
>>67581010
Yes, I'm a portland fan, it's called being stopped by Portland.
Biggest free agent Portland has ever got is Andre Miller. No one is fucking signing here, not even Whiteside who a lot of people think is coming here.
>>67581066
It's a bad franchise, that's just the way it is.
>Wanting to play in Portland
>>67581093
It's an okay franchise I would say.
They have a chip and the record for 2nd longest streak of making the post season, and are in the top 10 teams of post season appearances, they just (along with basically all small market teams) have to deal with making their teams from the draft/trades rather than relying on FA.
>>67581066
who was scottie pippen?
but yeah its a pipe dream. Im hoping the playoff run lures at least one mid-upper level guy and a few mid-levels
>>67581158
Pippen was from a trade, he didn't come here on his own accord.
>>67581134
That's on the outside, I'm saying the ownership and front office/management is just not popular with NBA agents or players. Internal stuff, not history or anything. They're viewed as a second or third tier franchise, cheap.
Will the Golden State Warriors sweep Oklahoma City? In how many games?
>>67581176
my bad, I was thinking he signed for some reason.
>>67581219
I've got OKC burying them
>>67581195
I wouldn't exactly call them cheap. They led the league in payroll during the early jailblazer era with Sabonis/Pippen/etc for about 2 years and they have the 2nd richest owner behind them.
I can agree with management though, luckily that got changed a few years ago so maybe it's different now.
>Wanting to play in Portland where it rains for an entire month straight
>>67581037
Talking about ability senpai
Jamal is definitely there when it comes to handles
>>67581289
>tfw it's been raining for a month straight in Maryland
Kill me
portland looks comfy desu
>>67581289
>an entire month
It's more like the entire year outside of July and August. We had the hottest days of 2016 so far this past week and it's followed up by a week+ of rain.
>>67581271
Yeah, but it's about what they spend on hotels, transportation, flights, facilities, medical staff, training, all the little things. not payroll.
>>67581341
my god that place just sounds awful. why don't you all just move?
>>67581324
if you're homeless
I was high and watching an episode of cops and there was some guy just riding through a town naked in portland
>>67581427
>land of the free
>>67577196
getting baked all day playing video games
>>67581324
it's super comfy. most of the hate is a smoke screen from Portlanders trying to deter others from moving here.
I haven't followed the NBA for a few years.
How did their ceremony go?
Do most fans except their openly gay relationship?
Cleveland looking into getting Seth Curry back for next season
MJ > LeBron > Duncan > Kobe > Curry
>>67581439
More like land of the freeballin lol
>>67581324
>>67581492
This.
Very mild climate, similar to German lowlands. Pricey tho. Very livable. Plenty of regular people surrounding the hipsters.
>>67579740
If there's only one game, it's easier for the result to be rigged because they only need to do it once instead of four times
anyone knows where I can watch the full Kyrie 57 points game?
>>67581766
you mean without shelling out any shekels?
>for hot pockets
>>67581797
epic desu
>>67581341
>a week+ of rain
Oh you poor thing maybe you should move somewhere more sunny.
>>67581365
The medical and training staff in particular has a rep as being shitty, but I think that's more the fault of Pritchard making bets on players with known medical problems than anything else.
>>67580142
10s team would just resort to hack-a-Shaq every time he touches the ball. If they force turnovers from the other players rather than let Shaq get a ton of offensive rebounds the 10s team would have it.
>>67581884
Did you really think I was complaining? I've lived here my whole life my body couldn't adapt to moving anywhere that isn't 24/7 overcast because it would be too hot/cold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkIR9pYBC3s
>>67582158
>Did you really think I was complaining?
Oh, well, I keep hoping that excessive rain will break people's spirits and they'll fuck off from here.
It's been too sunny over the last couple of years tho.
>>67581766
http://nbahd.com/
should be on here
just got back from this film. pretty good
>>67582276
Saw that a few days ago. Damn fine film. Better than Blue Ruin tbqh
>>67580611
Go fuck yourself you arent a true celtics fan
Dwight Howard
Carmelo Anthony
Jerebko
Rondo
Turner
>>67580142
Kick out thompson, slot kawhi down to sg, LeBron at sf, kd at pf, and put AD, KAT, cousins, or Jordan at C.
>>67581766
Is it you who posted porn at Spurs/Thunder game?
>>67582629
The one with the dildo machines right? I thought there was more than one Israel poster? or was that Greece?
>>67582276
looks cool
>>67582856
yep I wanted to ask him where he gets all these stuff
>>67582897
He tried to learn how to dance to impress her
>>67582897
>cute face
Is it a joke?
>>67582897
>nice ass
where is it?
Where did you get these pics? I thought he deleted his twitter?
>player(s) you want to win a ring
>player(s) you don't want to win a ring
go
>>67583019
Nice try emory but I'm not answering that
>ask Emory for that thick chicks number
>he gets mad I'm going steal his waifu so he reports me
Not much of a bro, dude
>>67583044
>implying I am him
I do not know how I can prove to you that I am not him
>>67583089
Post your gf, if she doesn't have a grandma face, I know you are not emory
>>67583118
I do not have a GF and never did have one
>>67576761
Bogut the bogan seems more Laimbeer-like than Draymond to me.
>>67582911
Machine porn Israeli?
That's not me
>67582242
thanks man
>>67583202
ayyy
do you guys remember when Scal made the Raps go homo?
Has the team recovered yet?
>>67583232
Bosh is Miami's problem now.
Calderon has never recovered
>>67583205
where is her picture?
>>67583202
You like her then? We have a similar taste in woman
>>67583232
oh man, i never saw this pic before. it's amazing. looks like they're staging a renaissance painting.
>>67583155
Bogut is quiet on court. He isn't as big mouthed and trash talking as Bill.
>>67583294
>looks like they're staging a renaissance painting
this is a great description
What are some of the best "I'm glad he finally got his championship" teams?
'11 Mavericks had Dirk and Kidd finally win their title. Two all-time great players and people who deserved it.
>>67576747
That isn't even close to travelling in the NBA. 2.5 steps at most senpai
>>67583520
The '16 Thunder
>>67583520
The '16 Thunder
>>67583253
Look for archives for Miami -Toronto game yesterday
>>67583520
The '16 Thunder
>>67583551
>>67583560
Wew kobe
>>67583520
>'11 Mavericks had Dirk all-time great player
>>67577145
That isn't happening till the NBA draft
>The '16 Thunder
Post webms pls
>>67577145
wew lad
>>67583370
Too bad he doesn't use top Aussie banter on his opponents.
>Strewth, trying to drive on me are ya, ya bloody soft pooftah?
*hard fouls*
>>67583676
basketball related i swear
>>67583696
who's the semen demon
>>67583709
Can't stop watching
>>67583709
why is this so hypnotic?
Haven't watched the playoffs much this year which I normally do. I'm sad I didn't see Timmy's possible last game. Anyways, def checking out final four.
The Spurs have been successful over the years with superior defense and team chemistry, things the average lowbrow fan cannot appreciate.
Westbrook is a good player
>Westbrook is a good player
>>67583772
>scores a ton
>chucks all the time
>propels his team to victory over the Spurs in the playoffs
truly, the heir to kobr
>>67583606
Curry? I'll eat that again for breakfast like I did yesterday in a few days hahhahahahaha
>>67583696
nothing sexy about bodies that aren't proportional,i give her a 2/10 for her uneven sizes.
>Curry? I'll eat that again for breakfast like I did yesterday in a few days hahhahahahaha
>>67583895
>appreciating proportions
patrician/10
>>67583819
>Dirk is a legend, he is so good at spreadsheets
Woah Curry I'm scared *sarcastically backs up*
Why do so many NBA players wear fedoras?
>Curry? I'll eat that again for breakfast like I did yesterday in a few days hahhahahahaha
>Woah Curry I'm scared *sarcastically backs up*
>>67584033
cause they're euphoric
>Dirk will never let his team getting BTFO by the 8th seed
Who's Westbrook? Never heard of her
Did rookie of the year get announced yet?
>I have great taste as you can see I am a Thunder fan
Who Curry? Stef Curry? You mean Stephanie? Lmao I ain't worried bout no white girl I don't even remember her.. might have fucked her in the club bathroom a week ago or somethin
>Who Curry? Stef Curry? You mean Stephanie? Lmao I ain't worried bout no white girl I don't even remember her.. might have fucked her in the club bathroom a week ago or somethin
If Pop got 67 wins with this roster, imagine how much more he could get when Conley and Durant are coming off the bench...
82-0 16-0 confirmed.
>mfw the memes have become too strong and I now unironically want LeGod to win one for Da Land
>The Thunder is able to keep Golden State in check
Chef Curry gonna whip up some whoop ass on this rookie named Westbrick
>typically thundora fan
>I believe the Oklahoma City Thunder will beat the Golden State Warriors
is it jus me or is the bill simmons podcast fucking terrible now?
it used to be great for basketball but there hasn't been a good episode in months
>>67584151
cringed
HE'S COMING HOME
golden state OKC is gonna be a lot of fun to watch tbhh
>>67579740
Spurs actually got refball in game 1, but it wasn't worth complaining about because it was only one game and complaining about officiating in a big loss is what bitch fans(see Mavs) do.
/Bucks/ up in this bitch, coming for that sixth seed next year.
>>67584308
It's aight, depends on the guests. He doesn't have Lowe now. The Kilbourn one was good basketball talk
>>67584444
>golden state OKC is gonna be a lot of fun to watch tbhh
>>67584561
Neat.
Thanks Canada.
>>67584583
I'm seein' double, four athletes!
>I lack the mental capacity to argue with people directly so I build strawmen instead like some sort of knuckle-dragging Dallas Cowboys fan
>>67584520
>>67584561
Milwaukeefag here
Christ the Bucks were a fucking disgrace last year. Monroe was supposed to be the missing piece
GIMME DAT!!!! GET THAT FUCCBOI SHIT OUTTA HERE
>>67584697
I would normally answer this srsly, but desu today I just want more Emory memes.
>>67584697
The Bench's quality dropped hard, the Pels really like Monroe and >we were close to dealing him so I hope something gets done with that this summer.
Giannis, Jabari and Khris to a lesser extent took pretty big steps this year so it wasn't a waste, some minor players also did well, MCW while not living up to the trade, improved compared to last season I see him taking a sixth man role or being packaged and tossed, Ennis did really well the last few games too so I think the Bench will be okay at PG, the big issue is defense and shooting the meme (Bayless and Khris are the only decent ones on the team, Vasquez and Mayo can't do shit and Vaughn's a pussy) sadly
>GIMME DAT!!!! GET THAT FUCCBOI SHIT OUTTA HERE
Go wiz gf is hot but these piercings are gross and she cant keep her house clean.
>realgm raptors are convinced that refs are conspiring against them
could someone post da land pepe
And that means the Chicago Bulls will receive the number one pick in the 2016 NBA Draft
>post yfw
>>67584768
Bucks could really use Hield, unfortunately for them he'll probably be gone.
>>67584803
Raptors series are the worst I have ever seen, because of them, ECF will begin a week later. Even a Dallas vs Grizzlies would be more entertaining than any Raptors game
>>67584834
Buddy's basically mini Khris (Buddy's 6'4, Khris is like 6'8)
The thing is Vaughn was drafted last year and his whole deal is he's supposed to be good at shooting the three and he hardly made it out of the D-League this year.
Some rumors going around about Skal or Poetl despite the fact that Henson and Plumdog are both fine and I don't think Skal's worth a lottery pick
>>67584800
Did anyone save? I missed it
Chinese buffet is killing my stomach lads
>>67584900
Salaam alaikum,
Wash it down with some baklava
>>67584921
Lol if it eat anything else I'll yak
Just gonna get high and shit
LOL
O
L
I'm unironically watching the WNBA
>>67584973
You a lesbian?
>>67582276
shit movie desu.
high school level acting, void patrick stewart.
http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2016/05/08/tv-ratings-saturday-may-7-2016/
>>67585008
Kek.. it's not that bad but their scoring droughts are college basketball tier
>>67584900
I literally just came from a Chinese buffet. It was fucking shit
>>67585018
so you're a pleb?
>>67584899
http://pastebin.com/eqXpXGjQ
>>67584900
Dont drink bleach brah
>>67585063
B A S E D
>Rose has been accused and is being sued for rape
>/nba/ doesn't post about it at all
>>67585142
Who?
>>67578468
what the fuck
>>67585142
Rose is not guilty, obviously
>>67581266
What makes you think that will happen? GS has dominated every time they matched up.
>>67585142
Le exploding knees man is a bust. No one cares about busts.
>>67583528
>2.5 steps
what the fuck is a 0.5 step?
>>67585175
>dominated
sending the only game in OKC to OT on some fluke bounces and a bailout foul is domination?
>>67585272
Half your foot on the floor, so usually just the palm of your foot and not the heel.
GOOD MORNING /NBA/!! WHAT A GREAT DAY FOR MEMES!
>>67585175
All those games were close and the best of the regular season.
/nba/ bandwagoned the right player in westgod, /nba/ was right
https://www.twitchtv/karltowns32
KAT IS LIVE!
>/nba/ bandwagoned the right player in westgod, /nba/ was right
>>67585440
Don't jinx it. We root for them as the underdog only because we hate Curry and Spurdoras.
>>67585456
someone link this nigga to /nba/ general
>>67585456
are we...uhh you know..the r word?
From the KAT Twitch chat....i fucking swear lol
>The_Fallen_Interlude: karl play some final fantasy or shin megami tensei persona 4... by the way what's your favorite anime? who is your waifu?
>I have great taste as you can see I am a Thunder fan
RBL Where are we?
So out of these coaching vacancies who do you faggots think's going to land each spot?
Pacers
Magic
Rockets
Grizzlies
>>67585320
it's a little know fact that it's perfectly legal to tiptoe to the rim without dribbling
>>67585733
Oh and Knicks
also sup janny that gif is of new orleans power forward/center and NBA all-star anthony davis, who you may or may not have heard of, and it's been posted all over the board to zero consequences for years
fuck da police
>>67585142
His explanation is that his girlfriend consented to having sex with all of his friends. So his defense of himself is literally that he's a cuck.
>Chicuckgo
>>67585791
don't act like you're not the janny. you fool no one Hans.
>>67585922
bruh he's not the janny man the german janny types proper as shit and writes essays
spurs german man= not janny
essay writing german= janny
>>67585899
>not passing a bitch off to your homies
Stop tripping
>>67585495
THIS
SPAM THE LINK AND HAVE HIM GIVE 7KT A SHOUT OUT!!
>>67585922
he is the Knicks supporter Hans; not the Hans who forgets to turn off his proxy
>>67585957
there are 3 then? knicks is ok, spurs is okay, who does the janny support? for shitposting reasons
>>67586066
bruh knicks german is the janny
>>67580142
00s because Shaq would average 60 ppg being guarded by Durant.
So you guys post on /sp/ at the same time you are watching games or do you wait until after?
I have a hard time following along in game threads
THAT BOY NEEDS THERAPY, PSYCHOSOMATIC
>>67586151
be like Emory; shitposting never stops
>>67586151
depends on the day/game. if it's a boring game i'll post more than watch. If it's a must watch, ill watch the game 100% then post during commercials., when it's finals times, i just watch the game, this place gets flooded with casuals and normies. i'll talk finals when the dust settles and they all leave. The Off-season is when the party starts. #WOH
>>67586151
>tfw carry a macbook as well as thinkpad with me to school. am I a sperg? the macbook I use for homework and listening to music/watching shows/movies on the bus to and from school. the thinkpad I use in my computer science, math/physics/econ, and business classes
>>67586242
I feel you greece, wish there was a NBA game today though, fucking Raptors need to lose already
>>67585959
I knew some faggot cuck from Chicago was gonna reply with something like this.
>ain't no fun if the homies can't have none xD
You're a fucking degenerate.
>>67584151
I skied with a white girl named Stephanie Curry
>The Indiana Pacers are finalizing a deal to promote assistant Nate McMillan to head coach, league sources tell @TheVertical.
>The Indiana Pacers are finalizing a deal to promote assistant Nate McMillan to head coach, league sources tell @TheVertical.
Oh hi there /nba/ i'll just leave this here and let you think about your team's PF situation.
>>67586320
When ya coming home boo thang?
>>67586465
tell the story bro
Oh hi there /nba/ i'll just leave this here and let you think about your team's PF situation...
>>67586429
>>67586464
Why did the Pacers give up?
>>67586465
Why the fuck are you stalking some random kid on /nba/ for no reason? This isn't lore anymore. It's legit autism.
>>67586568
>Why the fuck are you stalking some random kid on /nba/ for no reason? This isn't lore anymore. It's legit autism.
>>67586568
it's legit stalking now senpaitachi. The harry experiment was a mistake. /nba/ has gone to far, we should stop while we still can...before we can't control it anymore. WE CANT KEEP PLAYING GOD.
>>67586543
>Advance stats meme
>Yawn
Laker fans are cancer. That desperate to stay relevant huh?
anyone here familiar with "boxer fracture" or broken hand that actually needed surgery?
>looking at pictures and information hosted on public sites is now stalking
smfh /nba/ sounds like those girls who think they can sue people for lookin at their facebook photos and touchin their dick to em
>>67586568
All this shit is on his public Twitter dude
>>67586567
Don't you see, Anon? This makes perfect sense. Bird is playing the long game.
Until LeBron starts to decline the East belongs to the Cavs. Nobody's going to touch them, with the possible exception of Boston, but that's still unlikely. Bird knows this. He's fired Vogel and is folding in his wings for a stealth tank. The Pacers are going to chase a lottery pick this year and start building up assets. By the time they're elite again, LeBron will be washed up and the East will once more be wide open.
Trust Larry Legend.
>>67586568
its also extremely gay
>>67586679
You'll be fine
>>67586543
>>67586674
DRR is a shit statistic.
>Adrian Wojnarowski @WojVerticalNBA 12m12 minutes ago
The Indiana Pacers are finalizing a deal to promote assistant Nate McMillan to head coach, league sources tell @TheVertical.
IT IS DONE!
>>67586635
Man, forget Towns. We need to get Westbrook to post on /sp/. He seems like he'd enjoy 4chan.
>>67586543
>Defensive Rebound Rate
literally what
>>67586679
it's terminal senpaitachi. im so sorry. it's called the curry fracture, it's like cancer but worse.
>>67586788
so back to being a lotto team?
>>67586791
>implying he isn't already a regular on /fa/
>>67586898
OH WOW HE HIT A JUMPER ON A LATE RECOVER FROM RANDLE, SOMEONE GIVE THAT GUY A TITLE.
DUNCAN AND GINOBILI RETIRED
SPURMS ON SUICIDE FEDORA WATCH
>>67586948
Randle kinda stuck around in no man's land, that is awful pnr defense no matter what their scheme is.
>>67586999
>no man's land,
desu idk where this is, is it the perimeter?
And just when I thought Indiana had a chance
>>67587169
it means putting yourself out of position to do anything productive. He can't defend Griffin, he can't play the passing lane, he can't double Rivers, he can't really do anything there.
Larry bird is the worst GM ever
>>67587307
>slow as fuck pace
>late to make adjustments
>stubborn
>late-minute crumbling
fuck
>>67587307
>black coachs
>>67587342
not even close
>>67587372
not even once
>>67587372
Jimmy Bickerstaff is a great coach
>not even
what kind of sorcery is this?
>>67584196
>Durant off
>Not Kawhi
Ok what do you guys think about my HORNETS ?
Will they be active in free agency ?
Who do they draft in the up coming draft ?
Can they be a legit playoff team ?
Is it just me or are the hornet starters everyone else's backups ?
What's your thoughts ?
>>67586992
nice try
>tfw only watch apeball during the playoffs so i can falseflag and shitpost on /sp/
The Pacers fell apart very quickly. Just 3 years ago they were in one of the best playoff series of the past 5 years. Now they're an average team with no chance to win anything. I would want out if i was Paul George. He's one of the best players in the world and he's on a team that can't help him and the GM is known to not go after premier free agents. I bet he regrets re-signing with them. (Sidenote: he's gotta changing his barber. They're fucking up his lining)
Who do you rank higher on your all-time list? A.I or Dirk
>tfw an anon thinks anyone cares that he falseflags and shitposts for free on the sports section of a cambodian cow selling site
>>67587749
>>67587659
I wanna believe but I'm too afraid they just over achieved this year
We'll see tho. I'm not sold on kemba but a core of him + Batum is pretty good. Get rid of Jefferson and maybe another scoring option and they can be decent but I'm not sure they'll ever win anything
why arent you watching believeland, funded by the NBA and Lebron James to make his guaranteed win for da land even more extravagant
>>67587872
jacking off to lesbian pawgs fucking each other with horses
BUT WHERE DOES VOGEL GO?
The McMillan hire is Larry hiring a yes man who will force the players to play the way Larry wants against their will. Paul George will want out by the end of 2017, he despised playing power forward and Vogel was the only one in the way against forcing him to.
>>67588064
The Orlando Magic
>>67587418
I'd give anything to be between those pillowy thighs.
>>67588209
Wow sucks for him
>>67587749
Dirk
PG is def going to LA now
for some reason in 2k, my player is 91 rating but moves so fucking slow where another player I have is fast as fuck with a 86 rating
>In basketball statistics, rebound rate or rebound percentage is a statistic to gauge how effective a player is at gaining possession of the basketball after a missed field goal or free throw. Rebound rate is an estimate of the percentage of missed shots a player rebounded while he was on the floor. Using raw rebound totals to evaluate rebounding fails to take into account external factors unrelated to a player's ability, such as the number of shots taken in games and the percentage of those shots that are made. Both factors affect the number of missed shots that are available to be rebounded. Rebound rate takes these factors into account.[1]
oh, does that mean Julius is a beast? i think so. tsk tsk /nba/...Hopefully you don't have a volume shooter on your team next season. >inb4 derozan is going to l.a. HURRDURR
>>67580177
> C: The Antman
ftfy
>>67588697
The fuck? I would rather have Hulk dominate the boards with his size and girth than fucking Antman...
And you wouldn't want to anger Hulk or else his ball skills become better
>>67588793
>And you wouldn't want to anger Hulk or else his ball skills become better
the same could be said about your mother.
>>67588618
that's weird
>>67588064
I think he'd be a better fit for the Bulls instead of hoiberg tbqh.
guys check this out
raptors stink
>>67588155
PG needs to stop whinning like a bitch and get used to play PF in this era
>>67588618
Did you put the same amount of upgrades into athlete? are they different heights?
>>67588280
you'd give your back and a lifetime of comfort.
not saying it's not worth it, but that's the sacrifice.
help /nba/ help just please help i am in tears writing this post
>>67589000
One is 6'3 and the other is 6'5, same weight so I am think its the height
>>67589071
Yeah taller players are inherently slower on 2k now
>>67589062
w-whats wrong ?
>>67589062
dude ive been filling out applications like crazy and no one calls me back.
we all got problems
>>67589152
same here.
fuck you Trudeau you weed smoking degenerate!
Anyone else watching the draft combine? or is this just a rerun on NBATV? This college tier basketball is atrocious
>>67588843
USA USA USA
Does the "Shocker" ever happen in the NBA?
>>67589250
all the time
>>67588441
>Wow sucks for him
Not really the Magic got 10 more wins this season than they did last season. They sure to break out next season. Also Oldipo post all star break was averaging 19.4 PPG, 5.1 RPG and 3.7 APG shooting .474 FG, ,351 3PT, and 820 FT
>>67589208
>Anyone else watching the draft combine? or is this just a rerun on NBATV? This college tier basketball is atrocious
i think it's a re-run, it's on during the day during neet hours. ball protection is horrible, garbage tier passing, and NOT FUCKING POST GAME WHATSOEVER. all they do is hang around the perimeter.
>>67589554
How the fuck do recruiters get anything from watching play this poorly? Literally nothing is going on except shitty turnovers and 0 defense lmao
>>67589346
i forgot about this, good one
>>67589606
idk, maybe just looking at potential? maybe to see if their skills work in their system...
>"this guy would be perfect to pass the ball to lebron"
lol
For those who don't watch WNBA, this girl can ball. In their 95-76 win today in the opening game of the season, Maya Moore of the defending champs Minnesota Lynx's put on a show.
Are Hassan Whiteside and Goran Dragic the future of Miami Heat?
>WNBA
>>67590073
I kek'd SO hard
Does anyone get a slight chub at the thought of a possible LeBron and Durant faceoff for the Finals
>>67579684
WHAT? you're telling me that in a team game you get players that make up for the deficiencies of other players on the team? that's crazy...
you mean like how lebron is a massive choker and would literally be 0-6 in the finals if not for ray allen and d-wade????
>>67589062
This ain't reddit, white boi. Either wipe away your bitch nigga tears or you gotta bounce.
>>67590194
>the amount of fuckups in that one webm
>>67590194
I'm cracking up here
>>67590194
>>67590194
wait, what?
>>67590413
I'm a different anon but it was a Kek worthy webm
>>67590194
"We just can't understand why on Earth the WNBA hasn't taken off yet" - clueless NBA execs
>>67590472
Breh i saw the game today and the seats were full. It wasn't like a Miami Heat home game at all.
Do you think the Cavaliers are the real deal, or do they just have an easy path to finals?
>>67590517
little of both. theyre playing great, and didnt squander that easy road to the finals.
>>67590514
It was the season opener wasn't it though?
>>67590517
Easy path but the Warriors aside from the thunder had an easy path also
>>67590540
Ya with the defending "world" champs
Yes i'm Implying warriors vs cavs
>>67590550
>Easy path but the Warriors aside from the thunder had an easy path also
>easy path in the west
my goodness...basketball is dead
>>67590472
they just need to go with gilbert arenas idea
bitches running around half naked bouncing big balls
>>67588793
Antman is bigger.
>>67580177
PG: Protege
SG: The Fulcrum
SF: Molecule Man
PF: The Beyonder
C: Living Tribunal
>>67590618
>wanting another Shaun Bradley bust on your team just because he's tall
Ya nah, I would rather have Hulk dominate like Shaq
>>67590595
How the jazz and suns didn't make it to the playoffs I'll never understand but the rockets did
Get ready for this because I know you all forgot he even lives
You now remember Anthony Davis
>>67590705
Injured brow? Who could forget
>>67590705
You now remember Joel Embiid
>>67590603
I have nothing against watching female athletes but when you have an identical sport being played by athletes that are in an entirely different class which has a season that overlaps for part of theirs why would I choose to watch the WNBA?
>>67590750
Will he do good next season?
>>67590750
You now remember nerlens noel
>>67590779
and the apartment he trashed
>>67590773
better than this season, something tells me he'll break his career highs.
>>67590773
I've literally been hyped for his debut for 2 fucking seasons now. If he's not a superstar I'm going to be pissed as fuck.
You now remember Dante Exum
new thread
>>67590864
>>67590864
>>67590864
You now remember Alex len
wew kobe...
kobe wew
wew kobe wew
500 is mine canada
wew
e
w
kobe
>>67590977
wew kobe harder next time kek
>>67590194
brehs...
LMAO WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO THE NEW THREAD?
/NBA/ GENERAL
>emergency thread edition
>no games till sunday edition
>>67591741
>>67591741
>>67591741
>>67591741
new thread
You now remember Johnny flynn
>>67590514
>cancukcs still salty at the heat
kek
>>67578553
Pics or it didn't happen
>>67580310
REKT
