ITT: we pretend we are Americans
>what EPL franchise shall I root for? Is Manchester a good team?
Wow sure is American in here
>>67572490
DELETE THIS POST
I'm happy
why are the Brits so bad at soccer? y don't they hire Ranieri in the euros? He's won with Vardy, England can do the same thing as Lester.
Why don't they just kick the ball in the goal instead of jogging around pointlessly?
This seamen slurping thread is not for me guys
wow good thread mate this sure is entertaining, whitty, and informative
I really like high fructose corn syrup, how about you guys?
It's fucking awesome being the world's number one superpower
BUILD
>>67572614
THE
>>67572642
WALL
MLS is going to be one of the best leagues in the world
Why did we save Europe twice?
>>67572585
Kraft Dinner for me m8.
>>67572614
>>67572642
>>67572691
The classic samefagging+/pol/ tier memes combo
W-why no playoff to decide the winner guys?
>>67572867
The irony here is that statistically, one of these posters is a minority
>>67572876
You don't need a playoff. If Barcelona Nd real Madrid are within a point of each other on the final day there should be no reason why they play #15 and #18 in the standings to decide which team is better. Just make them play themselves.
>It's ended in 0-0
>Both team get point
>>67572490
why are seahawks fans so fucking gay?
>>67573083
Because they're American
The UCL/UEL is just one giant postseason. Why not just play the UCL/UEL at the end of the year instead of dragging it out until the following year?
>>67572909
but they are all the same poster
are 100% of amercans minorities?
>>67572997
>mfw yuros are so lame and obsessed with a system that is thorough, that the champion can be determined by a draw between two other teams
it'd be nice you guys could have a little fun for once.
>>67573122
technically, most people in the world are non-american.
muh moon
>>67572867
I'm the THE guy.
>Team A defeat Team B 2-1
>Team B defeat Team A 1-0
>Team B win
Hey guys I just played this game FIFA on my xbox and there was this team ARSENAL FUCK YEAH and now I am A FOOTBALL HOOLIGAN I support ARSENAL FUCK YEAH. WE are going to win the league by fighting and WINNING. I live on a fucking farm in the middle of nowhere, Nebraska or some shit, and I have never kicked a football in my entire pathetic life but let me tell you about FOOTBALL, OK? Even though I will probably get my fucking thick head smashed on the pavement if I go somewhere in Europe and show my faggotry, I still unironically feel like a true and loyal football supporter who knows more about football than anybody else.
>>67572490
hey guys what d-
rgsursursh
[stroke from being fat intensifies]
so who will astown ville get in the draft this year?
>>67573556
>wait, league standing is almost always determined simply by wage bill? Sounds pretty lame!
Leicester Foxes is a good team that scores on the opposition from offensive zone set pieces regularly
>>67573406
Every fucking square is filled with cringe.
It's a master piece
>>67573140
You play containment sports that nobody else gives a shit about. America is the sporting equivalent of the fedora in the corner thinking "everyone is so dumb, except me"
I hate American soccer hipsters as much as teh next guy, but this thread is embarrassing desu.
>>67574144
that analogy doesn't work because we don't even show up to the party. we just do our own thing completely seperated from the rest of the world.
>>67574144
only gridiron isn't popular internationally. And there's only one globally relevant sport, retard.
stuff believing memes are real.
Why do you have two seperate competitions and why don't you determine the champion in the knockout one?
>>67574217
>he thinks apehoop and yawnstick are popular internationally
Kek
>only one globally relevant sport
Yes, football.
>>67575253
>>67575253
apehoop, yawnstick, preptackle and yawnpaddle are all on the same tier. If you invoke the populations of india and bangladesh to claim cricket is super popular, then we have to count China and the Philippines as basketball fans
>yes, football
yes, that's exactly what I was saying. Please don't think you are making a point.
Which team should I bandwaggon that doesn't make it look like I'm bandwaggoning
>>67575385
Swansea, Stoke or Southampton
>>67575385
spurs ofc
>>67575385
If you need to ask then you're hopeless.
>>67572490
Viva la Mexican Liga del Socca
i'm a cuck for commercials
>>67575343
Why the fuck would I claim cricket is popular, and when did I even imply that? Jesus christ, burgerclaps can't even conversation
What a thrilling game of baseball that was!
Groundout to shortstop 15, FIFTEEN times!
zero, ZERO strikeouts and 11, ELEVEN popups in foul territory.
I don't even care it went to the 23rd inning and ended 1 - 0 because of a BB.
>ameripigs in """"""soccer""""""" threads
why are they so retarded? They should just fuck off already.
>>67576042
As a baseball fan that does sound like a thrilling game. What tension! I understand the underlying joke though. Are you a football/soccer fan, anon?
>>67574144
>yurocucks are so obsessed with Americans they make a thread pretending to be them
>WAHHH PLAY OUR FAGGOT SPORT ALREADY DONT YOU LOVE DIVING?
Yurocucks never cease to make me laugh
>>67576081
Monkey!
>>67572490
Fuck off you plastic piece of yank shit, get your own fucking soccer team and get the Fuck out of my premier league.
>>67572585
i prefer bagged milk and dollars that aren't worth shit
>>67572490
Cubs are awesome!
Can't wait til football preseason!
Goddamned Russians git caught cheating at the Olympics again?!?
Why are there so many fagdive threads?
>>67575385
The Spurs
DAE the spurs are a brave and multicultural franchise full of diverse individuals?
>>67573556
With the first pick in the 2016 EPL draft, the Aston Villas select, from the academy of Barcelona, Lionel Messi
What brand of cleats should I buy?
I'm jelly that the rest of the world plays sawkerr and pays 0 attention to my isolationist sports
Anyone else looking forward for the football season? I've got nothing else to do when Jamal comes and puts me in the cuckshed
>>67576435
Kek desu
>>67576154
Nigga have you SEEN the amount of "soccer bad" threads posted here every single day by your flabby brethren?
>>67572490
>Hmm...What team should I be a lifelong fan of today?
>>67573108
Nah, it's because they're from Seattle. There's as many mudslides there as there are in Europe and it's a liberal cucked hipster shithole
>all the yanks in this thread
>>67573083
That would be The Sounders.
>>67582389
Kek
>>67576472
Said no American ever.
Why do people always mention this "real" madrid? Is there a fake madrid?
>>67575253
>ape hoop not popular internationally
Kek
>borestick not popular internationally
Except for in half of Latin America and Japan
...but those countries don't count because they are Muslim occupied EU shitholes
>socialism is bad
>relegation is unfair
>the worst teams should pick first in the draft
>wages should be capped
Reporting all Europeans to proper authorities for hate speech,YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
>>67572585
better than maple syrup
>>67582577
>making sports enjoyable so that the same two teams win is socialism
>
Reported for sectarian hate-speech
Enjoy your stay at the Mosque-jail
>>67582628
>everyone should get a participation medal :DDDD
>>67572490
>american
>talking about the most poor sport in the world
how quaint, ahmed
>>67572490
>Why isn't the MLS invited to the Champions League?
>I pronounce it Lie-Chess-Ter
>Call it what you want, it's still soccer
>We have a gold medal in women's soccer, we're pretty much the best country out there
>SUCK IT BELGIUM #THINGSTIMHOWARDCOULDSAVE
I could go on
>>67582546
>Latin America
>Japan
>EU
Any other flag and I'd think you were trolling, but I know full well Americans are fully capable of being that retarded
Look at all the relevant team sports our white athletes are good at
Best part about this thread is the butthurt Amerilard replies. Do they...so they think they're banter?
Good thread 2bh
>>67582679
mls turds BTFO
>The Foxes won the championship and they weren't even playing
I'm glad I'm American.
>>67582883
Okay
>it's an Americans getting upset episode
>>67583265
They really never stand a chance in these threads do they?
Luk at me im mereicn I leik advrets ad bieng fat
>>67575385
I chose Everton personally, but that was when WE ended 5th.
