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>Friday 13 May
Highlanders 34 - 26 Crusaders
Brumbies 30 – 22 Rebels
>Saturday 14 May
Hurricanes 29 – 14 Reds
Waratahs 31 – 8 Bulls
Sunwolves 14 – 3 Stormers - at half time
>Sunday 15 May
1:05 Cheetahs v Kings
1:45 Racing 92 v Saracens (European Cup final)
3:15 Lions v Blues
6:40 Jaguares v Sharks
BYES: Chiefs, Force
News and match reviews:
http://www.superxv.com/news/
>>67570665
cute af
times in eastern australian right?
First for Blues winning this morning.
What will die faster, Australian or South African Rugby?
Who will Poo Peelands main rival be after >we are ded? Samoa?
>One positive, however, is that it was not an ACL injury, which would have been an even longer injury setback.
>"He has suffered a significant injury to his patella tendon and at the moment he is being transported to hospital," Gibson said after the match.
>"Until we have scans we don't know the severity of it, but at this stage it's very significant."
>>67570706
yes
South Island will secede.
DON'T STOP BELIEVING
>>67570760
6 months minimum
>literally gets injured within 30 seconds of playtime after announcing he is leaving
information cannot be fabricated
>>67570804
give japan your energy \o/
>>67570780
It can take Tasmania with it and they can have a penguin empire
>>67570827
he'd have been playing with Wallabies for most of it I guess
>>67570841
＼(^^)/
>>67570827
Wasps on suicide watch. That's £700,000 down the drain.
Anime on second win watch.
>>67570851
I'm trying to think of any good sportsmen from Tasmania.
>>67570858
>>67570862
Kind of fucks up the Wobbs a bit. He was basically pencilled in to start at 12.
Who will they go with now? I'd like to see Lelifano
>>67570917
Ponting
>>67570932
What's Poomua doing?
>>67570917
Ricky Ponting
David Boon
Probably some bogan jump players as well. Tassie is obsessed with AFL and Cucktoria don't let them have a team. Couldn't be more cucked if they tried.
>including a fucking woodchopping champion
>>67570962
Being fucking shit. Literally why would you play Poomua ahead of Lelifano? he is better at nothing
Poomua is a good utility player on the bench to cover 10 and 12 but thats about it
>>67570932
I think they'll go with Toomua. At least at first.
>>67570936
Didn't know he was from Tas.
>>67571004
>Australian cricketer Xavier Doherty
>UNIRONICALLY listing that and not just trying to deny and hide it at all costs
They've had better players than that anyway like Hilfenhaus
awoooo
Japanese ref in being happy to award the try shocker
>we lost the footage
lmaooo
>>67571004
This is embarrassing.
that took way too long wtf
>if I don't respond I don't have to tell him it's no try
jej
>>67571112
They produced the Queen of Denmark m8 which is probably more relevant than any Poo Peelander
burger getting cucked by the nips once again
can't believe my streak's being ruined by the bumwolves
based refs
inc 10 penalties in a row
>>67571430
h-here we go
>>67571495
top kek 4 so far
>>67571430
Up to 5 I think.
>yfw you picked the lowest winning margin for stormers
Well that worked out nicely
>>67571557
ref might ease off now
Sunwolves needs to tighten up on clearing kicks and tactical kicks. They'll need to play the game at Stormers territory if they want to defend their slim lead
>>67571683
Thanks Kearnsy
>fine
>lol jk
Racing 92: 15 Brice Dulin, 14 Joe Rokocoko, 13 Johannes Goosen, 12 Alexandre Dumoulin, 11 Juan Imhoff, 10 Dan Carter, 9 Maxime Machenaud, 8 Chris Masoe, 7 Bernard Le Roux, 6 Wenceslas Lauret, 5 Francois van der Merwe, 4 Luke Charteris, 3 Ben Tameifuna, 2 Dimitri Szarzewski (c), 1 Eddy Ben Arous
Replacements: 16 Virgile Lacombe, 17 Khatchik Vartanov, 18 Luc Ducalcon, 19 Manuel Carizza, 20 Antonie Claassen, 21 Mike Phillips, 22 Rémi Talès, 23 Henry Chavancy
Saracens: 15 Alex Goode, 14 Chris Ashton, 13 Duncan Taylor, 12 Brad Barritt (c), 11 Chris Wyles, 10 Owen Farrell, 9 Richard Wigglesworth, 8 Billy Vunipola, 7 Will Fraser, 6 Michael Rhodes, 5 George Kruis, 4 Maro Itoje, 3 Petrus Du Plessis, 2 Schalk Brits, 1 Mako Vunipola
Replacements: 16 Jamie George, 17 Richard Barrington, 18 Juan Figallo, 19 Jim Hamilton, 20 Jackson Wray, 21 Ben Spencer, 22 Charlie Hodgson, 23 Marcelo Bosch
not an early tackle?
Wolves might be underdogs in pretty much every game but at least they try to play great rugby.
>>67571836
Nah, spot timing
FILO TIATIA SPOTTED
convenient penalty desune
AWOOOOOOOOOOO
if the cheetohs weren't playing the kangz i'd have said they were on sweat watch
Jesus Christ that SunWolves maul
>>67571910
The conference system is so fucking bad.
>The city of South Affrican rugby
What a joke
World cup all over again
>>67571923
Africa 1 doesn't have to play kiwis and we don't get to play kangz or hags this year
>not taking the easy 3
good job
what a fucking ankle tap
>3rd draw this season
>>67571960
deserve to lose for that desu
blew it
TRY!
fuck sake.
why didn't they take the 3
enjoy your draw
Sad awooo
It's over - Jeff can't recover.
>>67571910
>stormers winn9ng their conf
what le fuck
>translater is lead singer in a death metal band
>>67572069
I wonder the same thing every week
>>67571988
Muh World Cup match.
They don't seem to realise it's not always advisable to do that.
>>67572273
>>67571988
They probably got greedy and had a brain fart. This is completely different, this penalty was theirs for the win, not for the draw - as was the case with that RWC match.
Queensland Reds Pty Ltd.
>>67570917
Someone who plays for either the Force or Brumbies is a Tassie - Coleman I think
>>67571004
Does this mean Tassie has given more to Australian cricket than Victoria?
>>67572617
it's Queensland Rugby Union Ltd
Who here /goinghomeafter2beerscostheirmatepassedout/ ?
Predictions for the Heineken final lads?
Reckon Sarries will scrape it, Carter can only carry Racing so far.
>>67572835
I hope Saracens win. Fuck Racing.
>>67572845
Same, normally don't like Sarries but they're far more likeable than Ball Sacks Reitrement Home #43
AnyoneButCarter
ABCs out in force today
racing > saffacens
>it's a stern coach interview
>ECC final
>ded thread
Time to put NH ''''poogby'''' out of its misery
>>67574168
all 20 fans of these teams are at the game lad
>>67574168
The finalists are pretty damn unpopular though Tbh family
lads LADS Pro Rugby USA is polling fans for team name suggestions https://mobile.twitter.com/ProRugbyUSA/status/731237614225924097
>>67574279
Yea I saw that last night.
I reckon /rug/ could come up with some good names.
Let's go racing!
Did Wilkinson just compare this final to war? kek
Like the Champions Cup theme as well.
i'm struggling to tip Lions-Blues
> the fucking state of yurop rugby and yurop rugby theads
you guys wonder why i only watch superug
No R92 - kebabs thread?
7f85dbc4dc132daf151587fdf71ef0e941c6fc3e
>>67574279
Cleveland Steamers
http://www.strawpoll.me/10209621
http://www.strawpoll.me/10209621
What is the general consensus lads?
>Tempestuosos
>drawing against >Lobos do Sol
macheneaud never kicks well under pressure desu.
might be a 90% kicker in regular season, but come the knockouts he's 50%.
>>67574533
/rug/ can't support club threads tbhwyf
>>67574533
Super 8 maybe
>>67574529
No we don't
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>67574641
he ain't no michalak
didn't know it was raining and was wondering why the terrible hands
Racing 92 being fucked by rain
I really need to stop being so god damn hung over, I thought Nigel Owen kicked for goal.
GOOSE
GOOSE IS LOOSE
CHEETOHS CHEETOHS CHEETOHS
>>67574876
>>67574907
Can't even see the rain on the broadcast.
>>67575122
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain?
>>67575122
I don't think its raining anymore
>>67575122
this was before
>3-6
SH jelly of all this rugby
>>67575215
How come you don't have the bein watermark?
>>67575266
the sky was just making it invisible
Phillips is so slow
>6-9 thriller
>>67575265
amazing how it so frequently lives up to the meme
>>67575398
I want to say it's because he's old, but he's always had glacial distribution. It's just that when he was younger his running game made up for it.
>>67575398
>>67575431
I think scrum half is probably the only position where being a manlet helps you
>>67575431
It's funny watching this game after the Highlanders match. It's like a completely different sport.
Struck. It. Like. A. Peach.
Why is NH rugby so shit lads?
>>67575518
It's just because there are no pro 12 teams in the final.
Bongs, what's the quality of sky sports like on SkyGo?
>you now remember when glasgow guy said they would beat connacht
>>67575518
It'd be a high scoring exciting match if Zebre were in the final.
predictions
>>67575609
Leinster 9 - 24 Ulster
Connacht 7- 14 Glasgow
>kangz
http://www.strawpoll.me/10210111
http://www.strawpoll.me/10210111
Your opinions gents?
>>67575609
Ulstermen smash Leinster
Glasgow squeeze out a tough, well earned victory against the anti-rugby
just fuck my tip up
>>67575781
your mum fucked my tip last night lad
>>67575638
Leinster have Kurt McQuilkin back as defence coach. Ulster would be lucky to run up a score like that.
>>67575771
Connacht play the opposite of anti-rugby you spoon.
>>67575883
>Kurt McQuilkin
literally who
>>67575930
>muh forward play
>muh offside blitz
>muh kicking game
lel carter injured, glorious time to be ABC
This dire shit is what the English and French deserve for being cunts.
>Nigel Owens
Why is it allowed ?
Wow high tackle by farrell, what a surprise
>>67576019
If you're Welsh you literally let them get away with it
you don't even feel like a try is coming
Do you reckon we'll beat the Sharks? I feel we will.
>>67576351
No way José
The pro12 is wasted on the NH.
heartwarming to see a ragtag group of retards managed to make a european final
Meanwhile in Super Rugby a try is scored in less than a minute
>All these ADHD riddled savages ITT who don't get English rugby
I'm sorry you can't appreciate the world leading defensive rugby or comprehend the tactical nuances of the kicking game. Do abbos and Maoris even know how to tackle and ruck lol?
>>67576768
"Help me George!"
lol all penalties, the state of our hemisphere
>taking the pen
Pro 12 teams are so much more entertaining.
Nice one Saracens.
Euro rug is going to get alot more SA players next season :(
Mercenaries retirement home loses to Cape Town Villas development company.
Exciting.
will NH ever recover?
>>67577368
Yes when the Pro 12 starts back.
>>67577368
NH fans being nostalgic on old times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugNQ5uIN09Q
>>67575974
The chap who was defence coach for Leinster in 2009. Remember when they won the Hcup? Look up some of the statistics about their defence at the time.
They also have the lowest amount of tries scored against them this season of any team.
Now piss off n00b.
>>67575976
They've scored the 3rd highest amount of tries this season. Hardly the anti-Santa.
Just like to say Saracens are a bunch of cunts. Fuck em.
>>67576189
Agree 100%.
>>67575468
Low centre of gravity is useful for turnovers and scrummaging.
>>67578212
>it's a 'low centre of gravity' meme
>38-0 to lions
>that one guy who tipped blues
>bulls lost
we still have a chance
>>67579616
BELIEVE BROTHER
>>67578277
There was 2 of us wasn't there?
I can't tip against a nz team. It just feels wrong to me
>lambie starting
based
J A G S
>>67570665
Good OP, top lad.
did ungerer get hit in the balls?
Anyone watching this game?
>>67581418
yes.
Looking at a punch?
thats not a try. grounded b4 the line
Fuck TMOs are a disaster. Hate this shit.
>>67581455
just handbags it turns out
Correct decision
>Sanchez taking on pietersen
Manlet death wish
Where's Jaguares suicide lad?
Finally did it?
knees weak arms spaghetti
What happened to the Sharks defence?
fuck this is going badly
Jags always fuck it up within 5m of the tryline. Comedy gold.
jags kit is so fucking sexi
I haven't watched the Blues game yet. Having seen the score, I'm fucking going to either.
>Poos
>>67581582
How you feeling, champ? Or are you the stable one?
Anyone watched eurovision? Some fit slags
Sharks are an honorary NH team.
>>67581732
I'm interested, but its not on the TV here. And the actual music seems pretty terrible.
>>67581742
>european cup final
>no tries
sounds like a perfect fit
>>67581703
not him pal
any links to watch jaguares?
>>67581805
http://fulltvsports.com/ch5.html
>>67581780
Tries are for poseurs.
>running flashing disco lights across the field during play
Sort your shit out Argentina.
deisel on paralysis watch
>>67581817
>http://fulltvsports.com/ch5.html
awesome, thanks
>>67581851
lol this, wtf
Reminder that Kurtley Brakee has ruptured a patellar tendon and could face up to a year out after signing a record £700,000 contract with the Wasps.
>>67581880
Playing some pretty deep house too. Reach for the lasers, Jags fans.
>>67581909
There's bound to be some sort of clause that lets them cancel the contract. Why the fuck would you pay that much for Beale in the first place? They deserve to get dicked over for being so dumb
>first aid guy dropping all his shit
>>67581945
They've already paid him, and he said he's spent most of it on hookers and blow. And knee reconstruction.
Good classic tight 5 try there for the ginge.
>>67581945
doubt it. they probably have some sort of insurance
>jags
>>67581945
If they aren't retarded there should be an exit clause. He can't deliver on what he said he can when he signed (play a game of rugby)
[ whistles externally ]
Not a bad game 2bh. Better than that garbage last night, Jesus.
>>67582083
jags discipline is atrocious though
Fucking ref won't call their offsides holy shit.
>>67582167
hope you are enjoying the disco m8 :^)
>>67582156
Yeah it is. And in broken play, forming anything resembling some sort of attacking line seems beyond them.
>>67582167
Had an ecky lad?
>>67582200
There's a lot of inexperienced new players in the Jaguares, isn't there? You can definitely see the difference between the two teams
>>67582199
Me and my afro are enjoying it thus far.
>>67582258
Too cold to pull my weiner out
>>67582392
Is that why the cheerleaders are wearing fleeces?
>>67582431
Is it too haram for you?
>wake up
>Kurley Beagle is ded
>he won't get his 1.4m pounds
Kind of feel bad for him lads. He's really turned his career around and become a mature player in the last couple of years.
>jags
>jags
>jags
why are these fucking lights on during the game
>kaffirs
>>67582360
About 10 of them are national team players and World Cup-experienced. So not really.
'no'
>Australia cucking yuros at eurovision
Pls stop based muscular ausgods
>another draw
>It's a hags lose it in the final minute episode
Lel. Where's our argentinian buddy?
pls
>jags
>>67583179
>it was hernandez who threw the shit pass at the end too
Haha holy shit he must be SEETHING.
AUSTRALIA BTFO BY BASED UKRAINE
>Ali Williams didn't start playing rugby until 16
>he only started playing because he was a provincial level soccer player but kiwi girls weren't interested in soccer boys
What a fucking lad.
Shit ref + spaghetti on our end
Genuinely thought we'd win
>>67583179
Hopefully he's gone for good. Fucking cunt was unbearable.
who /Duendes/ here?
Reminder that if Dan Carter is a pale imitation of Alfie Langer.
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/sunday-sessions-brad-thorn-reveals-which-code-was-tougher-and-why-alfie-was-better-than-dan/news-story/39d2d9b0a2ac9df95929aa96746cd2a6?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=crm&utm_source=daily_sportsmail
>>67582594
Makes it more attractive if he's Welsh.
>>67584205
Exactly
Anyone Standing up for the Ulster men at the RDS on Friday?
>>67584609
"No"
>>67584609
this is literally just words.
I have no clue what you're talking about.
>>67584609
Yes, I think Glasgow besting Ulstermen would give us the most legitimacy. I'm confident in your ability to help us become the best b2b pro12 champs
So back to normal
Another 7 games without a win
Are there even another 7 games left this season? Kek
What an awfull team
>>67587575
Follow based pro12 rugby
>>67587610
>based pro12
>>67584609
>ulster
>RDS
Just a guess, but these sound like medical issues
>that gold cap feel
>>67581945
There won't be a break but they will probably have insurance
Still they are going to lose money (whatever insurance doesnt cover) and arent getting the player.
it was only a 12 month contract anyway (with a 1 year possible extension)
>>67582037
>He can't deliver on what he said he can when he signed (play a game of rugby)
don't be so naive, thats now how it works and you know it
when a club signs a player, they are paying that player to provide them the rights to their exclusive club registration. Whether he is physically fit or not is irrelevant otherwise clubs would just be able to terminate contracts every time a player got injured
the only catch might be that he got injured before his contract commenced which might break it. But that isnt usually how it works if the contracts have been signed
>>67584609
Nah. Ulster are well able to beat Leinster but this is a very potent and experienced Leinster side used to knock out rugby and no European distractions.
>>67586893
That's how I feel when reading Southern-hemi /rug/.
I usually just scroll past it all, and most of them are shitposts tbf.
>>67587575
>>67587610
Follow Leinster. Contepomi played for them.
where the fuck is ulster and lenster anyway?
>>67593012
ulster is northern ireland
leinster is dublin
>>67593175
where are these places
are they located on the british isles?
>>67593012
You should know antipodean Ireland.
>>67593187
>british isles
Literally who?
>>67593251
you know
the islands of greater britain and lesser britain(ireland)
>>67593359
I've heard of those places but never under the previously used terms?
I think you antipodeans are quite insular so wouldn't be familiar with the correct terminology.
That's okay I can teach you though! :)
>>67593225
>P..P..P..P-PLEASE NAME YOUR COUNTRIES AFTER US :(
pathetic
>>67593418
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT XD
>>67593510
We didnt name them you spaz. Ye did.
>New Holland
What did they mean by this?
who's on the piss here lads
5 bottles deep already
>274 posts
>not one mention of Nina or Edwina
guess this community is shit after all...
>>67594361
>tfw nina approved your follow request
though i dont get the point in going private if youre just going to accept obvious fake accounts
>>67594355
>sunday sessions
is it still 2009 in palmy?
>>67594424
post some good pics pham
>>67594424
>obvious fake accounts
How can your account be fake if it's your account...
Are you a robot?
four days until /cric/ lads
>>67593187
yes.
>>67594883
whoopdee fucking doo
>>67594883
It's winter, who the fuck is playing cricket?
>>67595002
>>67595009
>LE FUGG LE GRIG DXDXDXDXDDDD
Show some respect to your nations' undisputed national summer sport, sissies.
I seriously hoping you lads are voting OUT next month.
>>67595045
End your """"life"""" daniel. The only cricket worth watching is t20. The rest is meh.
Also stop shitposting on /mu/ with my moniker. Everybody knows that I only post on sp and pol.
>>67595152
Yes I'll
Absolutely be voting shitain and direland to be banned from posting in rug.
Paris 7's cup QF now on. Argentina scored the first try against NZ.
Argentina upset incoming?
>>67595321
>7s
literally who cares
>>67595321
>>67595321
10 - 5 to NZ now.
You jinxed them. Congratulations fuckwit.
Also, how many 7s games add up to a single game of 15s?
>>67595357
can't wait for the olympics when suddenly everyone cares about sevens
>>67595362
Time? 7s is seven minutes per half for a regular game. So about 5.7.
The 7s final is always 10 minutes per half though.
>>67595366
Fijians care
>>67595391
I meant in terms of, seeing as it's a pale imitation of 15s, how many games of 7s would I need to watch to approach something as interesting as a single game of 15s.
I'm guessing something like 1000.
>>67595412
Depends on the games. Not going to lie ive seen some pretty boring 15s matches. Maybe a whole tournament.
>>67592935
No kidding
>30-6
>>67594865
This is not me
>>67596330
This is not me
Do all Asians dance in gym changing rooms? Or is it just the one at my gym?
WalkGOD on Nobel Prize Watch
saving
Shit lads, actually quite excited for all the tests in june.
>tfw rugby is keeping your shit life going
>assignment due in 13 hours that i thought wasn't for a day later
>haven't started yet
>the absolute state of me
>>67607941
whats it on?
Hayne has retired from the NFL and is going to try to make the Fiji 7s squad.
lol bit late. that would also rule him out of ever representing the wobs so nrl or top 14 after I guess
Traffic wasn't as busy as normal and I made it to the gym 10 mins early. Not open yet.
>>67610302
News says he is in the rio team. So I guess that's a win
>>67611184
Pretty sure its just the London team for the moment
https://twitter.com/benjaminryan/status/731907051367112704
Though I could see them including him for the attention it'll bring
>>67611422
It would also fuck up their chances. Theres no way he'll be ready. Fiji have a good team this year. The players would absolutely hate him. They're all bush boongas.
You can't make this shit up
>>67613415
>Bush boongas
Based racial realist AMS
>>67611422
I was listening to "early" morning radio news so I could understand how they could get it wrong
London makes more sense 2bh. If he fits in well (which it sounds like he won't from >>67613415) then he might be considered for rio
>Dat INDOMITABLE Leinster
Predictions?
>>67615574
Both home teams 2bh m80
>>67615535
>10 losing bonus points
jesus that must be terrible
how can you have 10 close losses in a season and not want to kill yourself
>>67615574
Heart says Ulster and Glasgow
Head says Leinster and Glasgow
Friends, family and others gathered here.
I come to you with distressing news.
>>67617928
>Literally 2 "people" care
Mate fuck off and go cry yourself a river
what did he mean by this?
>>67617928
Who is this Don Poon?
>>67618369
>It's a punished Beauden season
>>67618369
I think he is off his meds. There is no way you can twist Barrett's season to say he is doing well
t. Mad Hurr supporter
Also
>revealing your powerlevel on normiebook
>Twickenham 7s round
>Pool B - Fiji, Australia, England, Wales
kek, English fans on pooicide watch mark.2
>>67615574
Good guys (Ulster and Glasgow)
remember to put the june test bru stuff in the OP lads
>>67619313
This 2bh
More lads in it the better
>>67619313
How to people get envolved in this banter?
>>67619313
'no'
>>67619590
Like most rugby banter it is homoerotic in nature so it should come naturally to you.
>>67619720
good banter
>>67618905
>31 October 2015
>>67619590
Come play June Internationals with me on SuperBru! It's free and loads of fun. Just click here:
http://www.superbru.com/juneinternationals/pool.php?p=11558693
Pool name: /rug/
Pool code: marlrein
>>67620018
Fuck there are a lot of games
>>67618369
>sugessted pages
>guitar world
>classic rock magazine
>>67620069
>it's a filthy casual realises that June Internationals isn't just Tri Nations vs Home Nations
>search up lions tour schedule for next year
>they're playing super rugby sides not npc sides
but muh tradition
>>67620153
naebody wants tae see lions smash 100 points into manawatu again
>>67620606
Reminder that the lions refused to play canterbury on the 2005 tour because they knew they would lose
>>67620606
Who's fucking idea was it to let the Lions play a 2nd Division team anyway?
>>67620116
It's sad it doesn't include the pre tour Wales v England test. And I didn't expect it to have the shit tier countries games in it that aren't covered by sky
And I'm not retarded the rugby championship is played in August you filthy casual who doesn't even know the name tri nations changed to because it doesn't exist anymore
Who /ProRugbyUSA/ here
San Diego v Ohio streaming rn
They're using a fucking turf field lmao
>americans can't into grass
>>67622052
>mirco bergamasco
Lolwut
>>67622141
Apparently Mils Muliaina's on one of these teams too
>>67622052
Have any good fan made names been suggested for the teams yet?
>>67622052
>>67622996
>tfw I played with denver's 5 and one of their reserve locks and Sacramento's coach is our old coach
>tfw I was at the first professional American rugby game
>tfw denver will go 13-0 in the OG season
Damn it feels good to be a /DenverPenguin/
>>67622153
>goes to japan
>then connacht
>then zebre
>now murrican team
How many retirement homes can one guy have?
>>67610302
former WADA chief says he possibly couldn't make the Rio games even if he was selected, something about NFL not being WADA affiliated, and WADA affiliated comps (like the Olympics) needing 6 month gaps between switching comps
>>67622996
They seem to be split between meme animal names and traditional rugby club names. Personally I like having the "official" name as just the region, then having a nickname, like the lions for wellington or makos for tasman over here. Franchise names feel too corporate for what is ultimately a pretty grassroots competition.
>>67617928
Jesus what a fucking mong
I don't recognise him from any of her photos either who even is this guy
>>67623197
Penguins is a solid meme animal name though because penguins are a meme animal and not many other teams seem to be named after them.
http://prorugby.org/name
http://prorugby.org/name
http://prorugby.org/name
http://prorugby.org/name
http://prorugby.org/name
Alright lads its on
Let's see if we can force a subtle /rug/ meme in there
>the San Diego Avocados
Fuck lads I can only pick one team which one is the meme team
>>67623789
Clearly new money with the state of that ready lawn and passe as fuck furniture.
Do i get to change my picks as often as i like before the start of the matches in SuperBru?
>>67624069
Yes, unless you lock. If you lock you can't make changes but you get to see everyone else's picks.
>>67617928
/rug/ needs a new queen
>>67624198
I could get behind her
t. Anti nina poster
>>67624290
Yeah I'd get behind her too but that's just because I'm desperate for a shag and she looks like a rugged fuck
Nina is still queen
>>67624198
Kiwi Daisy Ridley right there.
Looks like she'd be pretty disappointed with anyone who wasn't at least a third generation dairy farmer tbqh.
>>67619993
This is not me
>LE RUG LE NEDDS A LE QUEEN
This is the cancer killing /rug/.
Namebros are the only thing standing in the waifuanons way.
>>67624617
>>67624623
>both namefaggots show up at exactly the same time
Just finish your intercourse did you boys?
>>67624371
Sheet looks a bit like the new star wars chick imo
Michaela looks qt tttt
>>67624632
My lecture finished early lad
>>67624661
>>67624694
You're like shitspouter but without the wit. Congratulations, you're the new lowest form of life in /rug/.
>>67624632
Great minds think alike.
And clearly we were needed here to purge rug of the anon shitposters and misogynists.
>>67624792
>we
You may think you're royalty lad but you ain't.
>>67624752
Why you reply to me there? I'm not devvo
>>67624832
Yes you are. No one else uses his mediocre "tttt" meme.
>Hayne playing for Fiji
I am literally laughing. ARU completely BTFO.
The irony is delicious considering the ARU poaches every Fijian they can find and now an actual good Australian Rugby player ditches them for Fiji.
>>67570971
>bogan jump
>t. Costa Valentinis
>>67624857
Just like no one else uses lfwrlabm. I just like how nice the t^4 meme is m80
>>67617928
KEK
Ninafaggots on suicide watch
is it possible the Tards might try to get Hayne to replace Hurtley "JUST" Feels?
Gibson did say he was going to try and get a Leaguie in
>>67624792
>P-please notice me big strong Devvo Lad
Did your Dad abandon you when you were young?
>>67625908
Holy fuck, it's not just your narrative that's falling apart, it's your whole existence.
Just installed a new waste disposal unit lads, was a piece of piss. I should have done my apprenticeship to become a big strong tradie.
>>67626036
We are a proud DIY nation. No.8 wire and all that. Would expect no less of you 2bh mate
>>67624632
Hehheh.
>>67624935
He's already played for Fiji in league because their residency laws make it "didn't get selected for Australia: the competition"
>>67626170
8 wire is a beer lad.
>>67626474
>not knowing how to fix things with No.8 wire
>>67626474
Is it a good beer?
>>67626515
Probably NZ's best craft beer imho.
>>67626530
I prefer parrotdog 2bh
Or almost any wheat beer
>>67626036
here you are.
So now that Nina is dating a subhuman can we all agree that Edwina is pure and perfect?
>>67626662
'No'
>tfw /rug/ won't even notice your pooicide
now it's clear why some feel the need to create poosonalities
Rumour is Joe Schmidt has applied for the Crusaders 2017 coaching job.
If he nails that he could get the AB job once Hansen leaves.
>>67627142
>What is Dave Rennie.
>>67627177
Someone with 0 international experience.
>>67627180
The Chiefs would wipe the floor with the home unions and probably the Lions as well. I'm not sure what your point is?
Hey guys haven't been here in a while just letting you know that I totally just btfod some pleb cunts on /mu/
>>>/mu/64914598
>>67627186
Ahahahahaha
>>67627200
fuck off daniel you're supposed to be retired
>>67627200
Mr.MusicGod
Rate my music library
>1 song
> Time warp - the rocky horror picture show
>>67627200
playing at fancy new band on friday daniel?
>>67627200
>trying so desperately to be based matt
kys daniel
>>67627226
Nah but we did a session on there last week and they still haven't posted the podcast of it like wtf
Anyway g2g cunts I'm not supposed to be here I just needed to rek some pleb cunts back to my rich social life haha
>>67627261
Based Daniel
Did you FINALLY manage to fuck Ivana, you majestic alpha god?
Oi devvo lad, u here m8?
What are the terms and conditions of tttt? Might start using it a bit
>>67627278
Not him but to use it correctly you have to say (to tell the truth) afterwards
>>67627278
Use it as you wish man though outside of /rug/ remember to tell people what it stands for.
All star family feud has been pretty good 2bh
>>67627278
>>67627346
>>67627434
Samefag fuck.
Pathetic.
>>67627453
What all stars does NZ have?
>>67627701
Some fat saffer chick some other fat kiwi chick and 6 other morons.
Should have just put me on
>>67627657
Only one (you) lad
>>67627737
Oh I know her. She's a lesbian too. She was here for the comedy festival and I took an immediate dislike to her.
>>67627657
One (you) here mate. Have a (you) too
I'm watching GoT right now
People who i would buy a beer for irl
-Devvo lad
-Daniel
-Maybe Jeff
If you would like to be a part of this exclusive list you need to improve the quality of your posts.
>>67627884
These are all the same person though.
>>67627829
Watching the new Louis Theroux documentary, will probably watch GoT after.
>>67627884
>people who i would buy a beer for irl
>myself x3
>>67627923
Think I saw a trailer for that. Give it a rate in this thread when your done with it
>>67627918
>Le devvo lad and Jeff are actually GES
>Le devvo lad and Jeff are actually Daniel
Well which one is it?
>>67627942
>Le Shitspouter is actually Daniel
>>67627942
>>67627970
t. daniel
>>67627942
Devvo is Daniel
Jeff is shitspouter
QED
>>67627975
GES couldn't be Daniel. GES is to based, and has bullied Daniel to many times for that to be possible.
>>67627884
Also forgot to add 30 year reds member as well.
Well, I don't know (or care) who's who with you namefags.
I just know you're a pack of insufferable cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dByZVxLQk4w
lads..
I would use the glass that the beer came in to take your eyes out with.
>>67628138
jesus, ape-like hands
>>67628124
>>67628146
t. original ams
>>67628146
Why are you so angry Daniel?
Khaleesi got her tits out again lads
>People actually reply to namefags during SH time
You fucking idiots
>>67628206
Just seen it
She is looking less attractive with every season tttt
>post yfw the good guys win and we get an Ulster-Glasgow final
>>67627941
Its pretty good, if you have liked his more serious documentaries i.e the newer ones, you'll probably like it. Not as emotional as the recent alcoholics one but it is still compelling watching people cope with significant changes in their behaviour.
Probably give it a 3.5-4/5 but I'm not the biggest fan of rating stuff numerically tttt
>>67628292
>tfw connacht is the best villain since 08 Munster
>>67628206
Nice. Watching the ep right now. Looking forward to it.
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/super-rugby-saia-faingaa-returning-to-brumbies-next-season-as-reds-head-in-different-direction/news-story/8103e02586f389c2fd1c62dec0407528
>swapping Stephen Moore for saia faingaa
How have the brumbies been so successful for so long?
>>67628486
by doing the reverse 8 years ago
>>67628292
This is the most entertaining outcome.
>>67628593
This. Ulster are playing with such momentum and nobody wants to watch Connacht not get pinged for an offside blitz all game that kills the flow.
>>67628611
>le offside connacht boogeyman
>>67628734
>Le hasn't watched a Connacht game but I'll comment on it anyway meme
>>67628777
>le glasgow guy anus still not fully recovered from that galway pounding
>"""""discussion""'"''' about yuroshit """""""rugby"""""""""
>>67628486
.>we are literally fucked next year
>Moore gone
>HUGEcock taking a year off
>Tomane maybe gone
>Lelifano maybe gone
>Poomua gone (okay this doesnt matter)
>>67628831
Yeah must be strange being in a rugby thread and actually discussing rugby
>you now remember when Hartley tried tackling 155kgs of Atonio with his head
>>67628900
>drops the ball
why is he so shit?
>>67628827
A false red card, consistent offside, and not being pinged for ruck infractions does not equal a pounding, my potato obsessed friend
>>67629005
>headbutting a player after the whistle
>not a red card
>>67629024
>Implying it's not clear on the replay that he's staring at the ball and is reaching for the ball
>mfw cucknacht fans were too busy seething with the rage that the ref hadn't given them a favourable decision in over 20secs
>>67629045
>watching the game through heroin tinted glasses
Glasgow is seething
Anyone up for a quick game of touch and a few stellas lads?
>>67629575
Yeah I'll be right there lad
>>67629575
Popping over now lad.
>>67629596
Bring your sister oi oi
Now that everyone in the relevant hemisphere is asleep, what do the poortherners think of my endgame so far? Do you have ANY clues? haha
:)
>>67629575
Yeah, just had my last exam so I'm game.
>>67629622
I look forward to your inevitable suicide
>>67629575
>play touch with friends
>reveal my power level
>they don't want to play anymore
>>67593954
The Dutch arrived well before the Poms.
BBBD to Ospreys.
What is the best individual try ever scored?
Please provide evidence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUZRhHJfnTo
This is one of my favourites not sure if it is the best tho.
10 SENATORE BANNED FOR 10 WEEKS FUCKING HELL
On the other hand, there's no mention of that Sharks player punching a jag on the back of the head.
Fucking hell why do we get fucked over and over by the refs and the discipline comitee? Is it because we're the newfags?
>>67630941
>biting a player when you've got a history of biting
>>67630960
>>67630941
What is it with South Americans and biting?
>>67630960
>>67631032
Yeah, Senatore was pretty fucking dumb. I meant to highlight how we get the full penalty for every wrongdoing but other teams and/or players seem to get away with it.
I was at the stadium the other day and the ref didn't call many of Sharks' offsides and it got me pretty pissed. Why did a saffa bloke referee in a game with a saffa team? Pretty fucked up, tbchwyl.
WHITE MAN BRINING US DOWN
WE DINDU NUFFIN
>>67631489
Your team is probably the whitest lel
>>67627142
Ireland are in or about to enter a rebuilding phase, maybe he's just not arsed rebuilding it with 2019 as the target/end date.
EOS back in I think. Prolly would be Les Kiss doe. ;) xx
>>67631246
They ref was a bit shit that game 2bh. Inconsistent with his advantages some would be a second and others 40 for the same thing for example
But I don't think the jags were hard done by the ref. Both teams played a pretty low discipline game and gave away a lot of ball either by stupid kick, handling error or bad breakdown control. The jags had most the possession and territory from memory they just failed to capitalise on their advantage either by their own fault or the Sharks stepping up their game when they needed to
>>67634054
Yeah, there's no doubt that they lost because of their eternal lack of discipline but I don't think the ref was as strict with the Sharks.
Jags should've been more intelligent and stop fucking it up but this has been a problem for ages.
>>67633928
Will 2019 be Ireland's year?
>>67634564
>yfw we cuck them out again
>>67634564
Deffo. Year I'll get my qt Japanese gf too.
>>67634836
I suppose you have to be black to be eligible to cuckold anything anyway.
>>67634836
As long as they avoid you in the pool stages and the quarter finals
>>67634927
legitimately thinking about going to japan for the WC Tbh, learning some japanese would give me something to do
>>67634949
Me too. Have a look at this: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pKgBm8Aa58mjB1hYhbK-VOPZsRBTXBuPBzw8Xikm2ss/pub?embedded=true
It's all vowel sounds just with shit like desu at the end. They teach it in posh Montessori's here to fucking toddlers. I've been learning a bit autodidactically.
>>67634949
Same 2bh. I figured it would be the best time to visit because they would know there will be a large number of people who don't speak their language or know their customs there
So I can go and be an ignorant foreigner without being the only one
Does Japan have any Irish pubs?
>>67635212
Tokyo 2020 Olympics is just the next year so maybe the RWC will be a trial run for them.
>>67635235
a few
pint of guinness is meant to be like €9
>>67635235
Yes.
2019 RWC /rug/ meet-up confirmed.
>>67635235
>not spending the day at a sushi bar
>not eating sushi and watching rugby all day
>not going for an hour long massage afterwards
>not paying a little extra for a happy ending
Do you even dream?
>>67635387
Don't think you'll be too welcome horse.
Official /rug/ 2019 WC checklist
>climb mount fuji
>get picture taken with qt azn grill
>eat sushi
>>67635489
>Not dreaming of going to an Irish pub in every country that has one.
>>67635642
The craic'll be 90
>>67635610
>wear supporter gear for "your" team to a game "your" team isn't playing because it was the cheapest tickets/not sold out
>>67635610
>go to one of those places where they cook the food on a hotplate in front of you
>spend a retarded amount of money on a kobe steak meal
>>67636077
>Die of dysentery later that day.
>>67636077
>kobe steak meal
That bullshit about feeding them beer and icecream is all bollix.
They're basically just chained at the neck so they can't move. That's why in civilized countries today we eat rose veal.
>>67636153
Never heard about that ice cream or beer shit always heard they have been grain feed and kept in sheds or small paddocks depending on the season so they can't walk around too much
>>67636128
I'm just trying to think of things I know from Japan m80
I remember someone saying there is an area in Japan where locals throw themselves at strong white foreigners. Going to some bars there needs to be on the list
>seeing reprise of Sarracenos x Racing 92
>already bored before 30 minutes
>>67636341
>I remember someone saying there is an area in Japan where locals throw themselves at strong white foreigners. Going to some bars there needs to be on the list
Lad...
Life isn't like your Chinese cartoons.
>>67636717
I want to believe
if Jarrad Hayne makes the Fiji 7s team and wins gold, would that make him the most successful NFL player of all time?
>tfw anticipating lionstour funposting/powerposting next year
shit's gonna be off the chain niggas
>>67635510
Keep that butthurt comong
>>67636717
Strong white foreigner here.
>>67637727
Will it though? I feel like loins shitposting would only be good for Aussie yours because there's actually a chance they'll win those, and kiwis enjoy Australian sporting misfortune.
>>67638094
Someone start a low effort new thread.
Low effort
>>67638107
>>67638251
>>67638251
>>67637807
I'm not butthurt m8 argies just cant handle the banter.
