aus eastern times
>Friday 13 May
Highlanders 34 - 26 Crusaders
Brumbies 30 – 22 Rebels
>Saturday 14 May
Hurricanes 29 – 14 Reds
Waratahs 31 – 8 Bulls
Sunwolves 14 – 3 Stormers - at half time
>Sunday 15 May
1:05 Cheetahs v Kings
1:45 Racing 92 v Saracens (European Cup final)
3:15 Lions v Blues
6:40 Jaguares v Sharks
BYES: Chiefs, Force
News and match reviews:
http://www.superxv.com/news/
>>67570665
cute af
times in eastern australian right?
First for Blues winning this morning.
What will die faster, Australian or South African Rugby?
Who will Poo Peelands main rival be after >we are ded? Samoa?
>One positive, however, is that it was not an ACL injury, which would have been an even longer injury setback.
>"He has suffered a significant injury to his patella tendon and at the moment he is being transported to hospital," Gibson said after the match.
>"Until we have scans we don't know the severity of it, but at this stage it's very significant."
>>67570706
yes
South Island will secede.
DON'T STOP BELIEVING
>>67570760
6 months minimum
>literally gets injured within 30 seconds of playtime after announcing he is leaving
information cannot be fabricated
>>67570804
give japan your energy \o/
>>67570780
It can take Tasmania with it and they can have a penguin empire
>>67570827
he'd have been playing with Wallabies for most of it I guess
>>67570841
＼(^^)/
>>67570827
Wasps on suicide watch. That's £700,000 down the drain.
Anime on second win watch.
>>67570851
I'm trying to think of any good sportsmen from Tasmania.
>>67570858
>>67570862
Kind of fucks up the Wobbs a bit. He was basically pencilled in to start at 12.
Who will they go with now? I'd like to see Lelifano
>>67570917
Ponting
>>67570932
What's Poomua doing?
>>67570917
Ricky Ponting
David Boon
Probably some bogan jump players as well. Tassie is obsessed with AFL and Cucktoria don't let them have a team. Couldn't be more cucked if they tried.
>including a fucking woodchopping champion
>>67570962
Being fucking shit. Literally why would you play Poomua ahead of Lelifano? he is better at nothing
Poomua is a good utility player on the bench to cover 10 and 12 but thats about it
>>67570932
I think they'll go with Toomua. At least at first.
>>67570936
Didn't know he was from Tas.
>>67571004
>Australian cricketer Xavier Doherty
>UNIRONICALLY listing that and not just trying to deny and hide it at all costs
They've had better players than that anyway like Hilfenhaus
awoooo
Japanese ref in being happy to award the try shocker
>we lost the footage
lmaooo
>>67571004
This is embarrassing.
that took way too long wtf
>if I don't respond I don't have to tell him it's no try
jej
>>67571112
They produced the Queen of Denmark m8 which is probably more relevant than any Poo Peelander
burger getting cucked by the nips once again
can't believe my streak's being ruined by the bumwolves
based refs
inc 10 penalties in a row
>>67571430
h-here we go
>>67571495
top kek 4 so far
>>67571430
Up to 5 I think.
>yfw you picked the lowest winning margin for stormers
Well that worked out nicely
>>67571557
ref might ease off now
Sunwolves needs to tighten up on clearing kicks and tactical kicks. They'll need to play the game at Stormers territory if they want to defend their slim lead
>>67571683
Thanks Kearnsy
>fine
>lol jk
Racing 92: 15 Brice Dulin, 14 Joe Rokocoko, 13 Johannes Goosen, 12 Alexandre Dumoulin, 11 Juan Imhoff, 10 Dan Carter, 9 Maxime Machenaud, 8 Chris Masoe, 7 Bernard Le Roux, 6 Wenceslas Lauret, 5 Francois van der Merwe, 4 Luke Charteris, 3 Ben Tameifuna, 2 Dimitri Szarzewski (c), 1 Eddy Ben Arous
Replacements: 16 Virgile Lacombe, 17 Khatchik Vartanov, 18 Luc Ducalcon, 19 Manuel Carizza, 20 Antonie Claassen, 21 Mike Phillips, 22 Rémi Talès, 23 Henry Chavancy
Saracens: 15 Alex Goode, 14 Chris Ashton, 13 Duncan Taylor, 12 Brad Barritt (c), 11 Chris Wyles, 10 Owen Farrell, 9 Richard Wigglesworth, 8 Billy Vunipola, 7 Will Fraser, 6 Michael Rhodes, 5 George Kruis, 4 Maro Itoje, 3 Petrus Du Plessis, 2 Schalk Brits, 1 Mako Vunipola
Replacements: 16 Jamie George, 17 Richard Barrington, 18 Juan Figallo, 19 Jim Hamilton, 20 Jackson Wray, 21 Ben Spencer, 22 Charlie Hodgson, 23 Marcelo Bosch
not an early tackle?
Wolves might be underdogs in pretty much every game but at least they try to play great rugby.
>>67571836
Nah, spot timing
FILO TIATIA SPOTTED
convenient penalty desune
AWOOOOOOOOOOO
if the cheetohs weren't playing the kangz i'd have said they were on sweat watch
Jesus Christ that SunWolves maul
>>67571910
The conference system is so fucking bad.
>The city of South Affrican rugby
What a joke
World cup all over again
>>67571923
Africa 1 doesn't have to play kiwis and we don't get to play kangz or hags this year
>not taking the easy 3
good job
what a fucking ankle tap
>3rd draw this season
>>67571960
deserve to lose for that desu
blew it
TRY!
fuck sake.
why didn't they take the 3
enjoy your draw
Sad awooo
It's over - Jeff can't recover.
>>67571910
>stormers winn9ng their conf
what le fuck
>translater is lead singer in a death metal band
>>67572069
I wonder the same thing every week
>>67571988
Muh World Cup match.
They don't seem to realise it's not always advisable to do that.
>>67572273
>>67571988
They probably got greedy and had a brain fart. This is completely different, this penalty was theirs for the win, not for the draw - as was the case with that RWC match.
Queensland Reds Pty Ltd.
>>67570917
Someone who plays for either the Force or Brumbies is a Tassie - Coleman I think
>>67571004
Does this mean Tassie has given more to Australian cricket than Victoria?
>>67572617
it's Queensland Rugby Union Ltd
Who here /goinghomeafter2beerscostheirmatepassedout/ ?
Predictions for the Heineken final lads?
Reckon Sarries will scrape it, Carter can only carry Racing so far.
>>67572835
I hope Saracens win. Fuck Racing.
>>67572845
Same, normally don't like Sarries but they're far more likeable than Ball Sacks Reitrement Home #43
AnyoneButCarter
ABCs out in force today
racing > saffacens
>it's a stern coach interview
>ECC final
>ded thread
Time to put NH ''''poogby'''' out of its misery
>>67574168
all 20 fans of these teams are at the game lad
>>67574168
The finalists are pretty damn unpopular though Tbh family
lads LADS Pro Rugby USA is polling fans for team name suggestions https://mobile.twitter.com/ProRugbyUSA/status/731237614225924097
>>67574279
Yea I saw that last night.
I reckon /rug/ could come up with some good names.
Let's go racing!
Did Wilkinson just compare this final to war? kek
Like the Champions Cup theme as well.
i'm struggling to tip Lions-Blues
> the fucking state of yurop rugby and yurop rugby theads
you guys wonder why i only watch superug
No R92 - kebabs thread?
7f85dbc4dc132daf151587fdf71ef0e941c6fc3e
>>67574279
Cleveland Steamers
http://www.strawpoll.me/10209621
http://www.strawpoll.me/10209621
What is the general consensus lads?
>Tempestuosos
>drawing against >Lobos do Sol
macheneaud never kicks well under pressure desu.
might be a 90% kicker in regular season, but come the knockouts he's 50%.
>>67574533
/rug/ can't support club threads tbhwyf
>>67574533
Super 8 maybe
>>67574529
No we don't
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>67574641
he ain't no michalak
didn't know it was raining and was wondering why the terrible hands
Racing 92 being fucked by rain
I really need to stop being so god damn hung over, I thought Nigel Owen kicked for goal.
GOOSE
GOOSE IS LOOSE
CHEETOHS CHEETOHS CHEETOHS
>>67574876
>>67574907
Can't even see the rain on the broadcast.
>>67575122
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain?
>>67575122
I don't think its raining anymore
>>67575122
this was before
>3-6
SH jelly of all this rugby
>>67575215
How come you don't have the bein watermark?
>>67575266
the sky was just making it invisible
Phillips is so slow
>6-9 thriller
>>67575265
amazing how it so frequently lives up to the meme
>>67575398
I want to say it's because he's old, but he's always had glacial distribution. It's just that when he was younger his running game made up for it.
>>67575398
>>67575431
I think scrum half is probably the only position where being a manlet helps you
>>67575431
It's funny watching this game after the Highlanders match. It's like a completely different sport.
Struck. It. Like. A. Peach.
Why is NH rugby so shit lads?
>>67575518
It's just because there are no pro 12 teams in the final.
Bongs, what's the quality of sky sports like on SkyGo?
>you now remember when glasgow guy said they would beat connacht
>>67575518
It'd be a high scoring exciting match if Zebre were in the final.
predictions
>>67575609
Leinster 9 - 24 Ulster
Connacht 7- 14 Glasgow
>kangz
http://www.strawpoll.me/10210111
http://www.strawpoll.me/10210111
Your opinions gents?
>>67575609
Ulstermen smash Leinster
Glasgow squeeze out a tough, well earned victory against the anti-rugby
just fuck my tip up
>>67575781
your mum fucked my tip last night lad
>>67575638
Leinster have Kurt McQuilkin back as defence coach. Ulster would be lucky to run up a score like that.
>>67575771
Connacht play the opposite of anti-rugby you spoon.
>>67575883
>Kurt McQuilkin
literally who
>>67575930
>muh forward play
>muh offside blitz
>muh kicking game
lel carter injured, glorious time to be ABC
This dire shit is what the English and French deserve for being cunts.
>Nigel Owens
Why is it allowed ?
Wow high tackle by farrell, what a surprise
>>67576019
If you're Welsh you literally let them get away with it
you don't even feel like a try is coming
Do you reckon we'll beat the Sharks? I feel we will.
>>67576351
No way José
The pro12 is wasted on the NH.
heartwarming to see a ragtag group of retards managed to make a european final
Meanwhile in Super Rugby a try is scored in less than a minute
>All these ADHD riddled savages ITT who don't get English rugby
I'm sorry you can't appreciate the world leading defensive rugby or comprehend the tactical nuances of the kicking game. Do abbos and Maoris even know how to tackle and ruck lol?
>>67576768
"Help me George!"
lol all penalties, the state of our hemisphere
>taking the pen
Pro 12 teams are so much more entertaining.
Nice one Saracens.
Euro rug is going to get alot more SA players next season :(
Mercenaries retirement home loses to Cape Town Villas development company.
Exciting.
will NH ever recover?
>>67577368
Yes when the Pro 12 starts back.
>>67577368
NH fans being nostalgic on old times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugNQ5uIN09Q
>>67575974
The chap who was defence coach for Leinster in 2009. Remember when they won the Hcup? Look up some of the statistics about their defence at the time.
They also have the lowest amount of tries scored against them this season of any team.
Now piss off n00b.
>>67575976
They've scored the 3rd highest amount of tries this season. Hardly the anti-Santa.
Just like to say Saracens are a bunch of cunts. Fuck em.
>>67576189
Agree 100%.
>>67575577
>>67575468
Low centre of gravity is useful for turnovers and scrummaging.
>>67578212
>it's a 'low centre of gravity' meme
>38-0 to lions
>that one guy who tipped blues
>bulls lost
we still have a chance
>>67579616
BELIEVE BROTHER
>>67578277
There was 2 of us wasn't there?
I can't tip against a nz team. It just feels wrong to me
>lambie starting
based
J A G S
>>67570665
Good OP, top lad.
did ungerer get hit in the balls?
Anyone watching this game?
>>67581418
yes.
Looking at a punch?
thats not a try. grounded b4 the line
Fuck TMOs are a disaster. Hate this shit.
>>67581455
just handbags it turns out
Correct decision
>Sanchez taking on pietersen
Manlet death wish
Where's Jaguares suicide lad?
Finally did it?
knees weak arms spaghetti
What happened to the Sharks defence?
fuck this is going badly
Jags always fuck it up within 5m of the tryline. Comedy gold.
jags kit is so fucking sexi
I haven't watched the Blues game yet. Having seen the score, I'm fucking going to either.
>Poos
>>67581582
How you feeling, champ? Or are you the stable one?
Anyone watched eurovision? Some fit slags
Sharks are an honorary NH team.
>>67581732
I'm interested, but its not on the TV here. And the actual music seems pretty terrible.
>>67581742
>european cup final
>no tries
sounds like a perfect fit
>>67581703
not him pal
>>67581732
any links to watch jaguares?
>>67581805
http://fulltvsports.com/ch5.html
>>67581780
Tries are for poseurs.
>running flashing disco lights across the field during play
Sort your shit out Argentina.
deisel on paralysis watch
>>67581817
>http://fulltvsports.com/ch5.html
awesome, thanks
>>67581851
lol this, wtf
Reminder that Kurtley Brakee has ruptured a patellar tendon and could face up to a year out after signing a record £700,000 contract with the Wasps.
>>67581909
>>67581880
Playing some pretty deep house too. Reach for the lasers, Jags fans.
>>67581909
There's bound to be some sort of clause that lets them cancel the contract. Why the fuck would you pay that much for Beale in the first place? They deserve to get dicked over for being so dumb
>>67581923
>first aid guy dropping all his shit
>>67581945
They've already paid him, and he said he's spent most of it on hookers and blow. And knee reconstruction.
Good classic tight 5 try there for the ginge.
>>67581945
doubt it. they probably have some sort of insurance
>jags
>>67581945
If they aren't retarded there should be an exit clause. He can't deliver on what he said he can when he signed (play a game of rugby)
[ whistles externally ]
Not a bad game 2bh. Better than that garbage last night, Jesus.
>>67582083
jags discipline is atrocious though
Fucking ref won't call their offsides holy shit.
>>67582167
hope you are enjoying the disco m8 :^)
>>67582156
Yeah it is. And in broken play, forming anything resembling some sort of attacking line seems beyond them.
>>67582167
Had an ecky lad?
>>67582200
There's a lot of inexperienced new players in the Jaguares, isn't there? You can definitely see the difference between the two teams
>>67582199
Me and my afro are enjoying it thus far.
>>67582258
Too cold to pull my weiner out
>>67582392
Is that why the cheerleaders are wearing fleeces?
>>67582431
Is it too haram for you?
>wake up
>Kurley Beagle is ded
>he won't get his 1.4m pounds
Kind of feel bad for him lads. He's really turned his career around and become a mature player in the last couple of years.
>jags
>jags
>jags
why are these fucking lights on during the game
>kaffirs
>>67582360
About 10 of them are national team players and World Cup-experienced. So not really.
'no'
>Australia cucking yuros at eurovision
Pls stop based muscular ausgods
>another draw
>It's a hags lose it in the final minute episode
Lel. Where's our argentinian buddy?
pls
>jags
>>67583179
>it was hernandez who threw the shit pass at the end too
Haha holy shit he must be SEETHING.
AUSTRALIA BTFO BY BASED UKRAINE
>Ali Williams didn't start playing rugby until 16
>he only started playing because he was a provincial level soccer player but kiwi girls weren't interested in soccer boys
What a fucking lad.
Shit ref + spaghetti on our end
Genuinely thought we'd win
>>67583179
Hopefully he's gone for good. Fucking cunt was unbearable.
who /Duendes/ here?
Reminder that if Dan Carter is a pale imitation of Alfie Langer.
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/sunday-sessions-brad-thorn-reveals-which-code-was-tougher-and-why-alfie-was-better-than-dan/news-story/39d2d9b0a2ac9df95929aa96746cd2a6?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=crm&utm_source=daily_sportsmail
>>67582594
Makes it more attractive if he's Welsh.
>>67584205
Exactly
Anyone Standing up for the Ulster men at the RDS on Friday?
>>67584609
"No"
>>67584609
this is literally just words.
I have no clue what you're talking about.
>>67584609
Yes, I think Glasgow besting Ulstermen would give us the most legitimacy. I'm confident in your ability to help us become the best b2b pro12 champs
So back to normal
Another 7 games without a win
Are there even another 7 games left this season? Kek
What an awfull team
>>67587575
Follow based pro12 rugby
>>67587610
>based pro12
>>67584609
>ulster
>RDS
Just a guess, but these sound like medical issues
