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TEN:Green-Beckham slowed by hamstring issue
JAC:Jaguars lock up second-round LB Myles Jack
SD:Vegas mayor: Chargers are our backup option
FA:Report: 'Fins have discussed Hall, Cromartie
NE:Rob Gronkowski to grace 'Madden 17' cover
MIN:Vikes' Laquon Treadwell inks his rookie deal
FA:Dashon Goldson visiting the Rams on Thursday
PHI:No. 2 overall pick Wentz signs rookie deal
DEN:C.J. Anderson still expected to be lead back
MIA:Dolphins will use 'hot hand' at running back?
NYG:Vacchiano: Rashad Jennings 'likely workhorse'
NYG:Paul Perkins not heavily involved as rookie?
>Canada in charge of generals
Ravens
>>67566331
>that webm
I take it that is meant to be done alot faster?
>>67566331
And to think this ugly snarkletooth looking ass spook won the Heisman over McCaffrey
Reminder that even Thomas Brady's center things that he is a fucking cheater
>>67566331
Titans fan here
God that is awful footwork, am scared
>>67566387
Yet another quality post by the lions spammer!
reminder if youre not NEET than you dont know shit about football
also tony romo is elite (both statistically and objectively FACT.)
>>67566400
You know comparing Romo to Montana and Marino is like comparing Pineapples to cucumbers? Fuck off pinhead Larry
>>67566394
Don't be, that guy is going to grind up defenses
>>67566458
in the recent era only Rodgers, Brees, Peyton and Brady have been comparable
this is especially impressive considering injuries and that most of the teams he has been on were not very talented
>>67566384
>quotefrommansuspended.png
Aaron Rodgers
This is a reminder that the Philadelphia Eagles have NEVER won a Super Bowl and NEVER will.
>>67566400
Where is Tom brady?
>>67566492
What's the point of a big body if you can't dance a bit?
Pretty sure that's why Bettis was so successful. Didn't he take ballet classes?
>>67566586
Bettis had much better balance and was shiftier. Henry is going to be a battering ram.
>>67566331
Semi-pro football player here.
Judging from the webm I should seriously consider attending the next NFL tryout if this guy is literally a drafted player.
>>67566557
Gay
NFC North
Aaron Rodgers 66% 34 TDs 9 INTs 4,100 yards
Matt Stafford 61% 27 TDs 15 INTs 4,200 yards
Jay Cutler 60% 23 TDs 13 INTs 3,700 yards
Teddy Bridgewater 64% 16 TDs 12 INTs 3,500 yards
NFC East
Eli Manning 63% 37 TDs 11 INTs 4,400 yards
Tony Romo 67% 29 TDs 8 INTs 3,900 yards
Kirk Cousins 62% 24 TDs 14 INTs 3,800 yards
Sam Bradford 60% 10 TDs 8 INTs 1,600 yards
Carson Wentz 59% 16 TDs 9 INTs 2,800 yards
NFC South
Drew Brees 65% 32 TDs 14 INTs 4,500 yards
Matt Ryan 65% 25 TDs 12 INTs 4,100 yards
Cam Newton 58% 27 TDs 14 INTs 4000 yards
Jameis Winston 62% 27 TDs 17 INTs 4,200 yards
NFC West
Russell Wilson 69% 39 TDs 10 INTs 4,000 yards
Carson Palmer 62% 30 TDs 12 INTs 4,400 yards
Jared Goff 60% 19 TDs 13 INTs 3,300 yards
Colin Kaepernick 58% 6 TDs 13 INTs 1,300 yards
Blaine Gabbert 61% 14 TDs 12 INTs 2,400 yards
AFC North
Ben Roethlisberger 63% 33 TDs 13 INTs 4,900 yards
Andy Dalton 64% 28 TDs 12 INTs 4,100 yards
Joe Flacco 60% 25 TDs 15 INTs 3,600 yards
RG3 62% 20 TDs 14 INTs 3,600 yards
AFC East
Tom Brady 64% 24 TDs 4 INTs
Ryan Tannehill 63% 27 TDs 13 INTs
Geno Smith 60% 9 TDs 8 INTs 1,300 yards
Bryce Petty 62% 12 TDs 10 INTs 1900 yards
Tyrod Taylor 61% 24 TDs 15 INTs 3,600 yards
AFC South
Blake Bortles 60% 30 TDs 14 INTs 4,200 yards
Andrew Luck 62% 30 TDs 15 INTs 4,600 yards
Marcus Mariota 64% 21 TDs 9 INTs 3,600 yards
Brock Osweiler 60% 17 TDs 10 INTs 3,500 yards
AFC West
Derek Carr 64% 34 TDs 11 INTs 4,300 yards
Phillip Rivers 63% 30 TDs 15 INTs 4,700 yards
Alex Smith 66% 26 TDs 8 INTs 3,700 yards
Paxton Lynch 60% 22 TDs 14 INts 3,600 yards
Has Brady cheated yet today? Anyone know?
>>67567501
Yes he fucked a black man before his wife got the chance
>>67566957
>Mariota
>Tied for 2nd in league for fewest ints
I'm okay with this
>>67567690
Mainly because he's not gonna throw much.
>>67566370
Yes he should be a lot faster and more graceful
Henry is a tank and was able to succeed in college as a result, in professional the dodging and cutting as an RB becomes more important
>>67568309
didnt he end up averaging something like 34 attempts a game?
not really game manager tire
of course that can change if they improve the run game
>>67568405
They plain on running the ball a shit ton. that's why I had him so low on the INTs.
>>67566400
Its funny Marinos name is on there because Tony Romo is modern day Marino, padded stats and no rings
>>67568433
Marino dropped off a shit ton after the first few years
Romo has mostly stayed consistent
Romo >> marino
>>67566394
Hello fellow Titansbro. Don't worry about that shit, hes a huge rb, theres gonna be some issues. His 40 time is still incredible for his size. Murray will take him under his wing too.
Does anybody see a huge improvement with the Tits this year with their decent offseason and great draft? Im incredibly siced desu. I think they'll win 7 games this year, which is more than ive seen since 8-8 with VY. Sad when 7-9 seems exciting...
why did he get snubbed so hard senpai?
>>67568640
Y'all will win 9 or 10
>my face when "people" actually think that the Philadelphia Eagles will not make a deep playoff run simply because they parrot their Orson Welles memes non-stop on a Latvian Pansexual Gender Identification forum
Some bottom of the barrel shitty Euro Soccer team: Leicester City FC [Think 25 times worse than the Cleveland Browns] just won their league (the English Premier league) after starting the season with 5000:1 odds of taking the chip
The Vegas Odds of The Philadelphia Eagles doing the same in the National Football League? 65:1
L.M.Fucking.A.O. /sp/ isn't ready
>Carson Wentz aka The Great White Hope, aka Blue Eyes White Dragon 2.0 aka First I BLEACHED Your Bitch Then I BLEACHED Your Wife aka The Next Brett Favre
>Sam Bradford (error)
>Zach Ertz (a top 4 TE he will put up 1300+YDs/9TDs)
>Jordan Matthews (Literally has Jerry Rice in his blood)
>Nelson Agholor (JMac clone 1000+YDs/8+TDs)
>Darren Sproles (the current NFL all purpose yards leader who will 100% not get any older unlike the entirety of the human population; black don't crack)
>Ryan Mathews (a first round pedigree HB)
>Brent Celek (a TE that can block better than any FB)
>Top 2 secondary in the NFC East
>Top 3 NFC LB corps
>Top 3 NFC DC
>Top 3 D-Line consisting of:
>DE Brandon "Break Your QB's Back Like a" Graham "Cracker"
>DT Fletcher "Big Black" Cox
>DT Bennie "Immovable object" Logan
and
>DE Connor "I taught J.J. Watt everything he knows" and "My hair gets bitches wetter than Katrina" Barwin
>Top 1 Safety Duo in the League consisting of:
>Malcolm "Punished elite" Jenkins (The best Safety in the National Football League)
and
>Rodney "Sleep tight Manny" Mcleod Jr. (an Earl Thomas Ed Reed hybrid)
Barring an occurrence of 32 statistical possibilities, there is literally no way the Eagles are missing the Super Bowl this season
The Philadelphia Eagles playoff-win drought ends in 2016-2017
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>67566630
How can I do this? Also, is it worth it?
>>67569788
Let's be serious for a second, Leicester would probably beat the shegals at football
>>67566331
People don't understand that he is 6-3 heavy as shit with a high center of gravity
Of course he won't be good in an agility drills
(But yes this will effect his on the field performance his best bet will be to run hard and crack heads)
>>67568951
literally who?
>>67569836
The eagles won 27 games the last 3 years with one of the worst HC GM in NFL history
They win 10 games, lost elite players like Desean Jackson who just had a career year, and Nick Files who got injured despite having a record breaking debut season
Won 10 more games dumped off more elite and stalwart players because of said shit GM (Charles Kelly) such as Todd Herremans, Lesean McCoy, and super bowl champ Evan Mathis,
and won 7 games essentially a double roster handicap with a shit HC OC and DC
The Dallas cowboys in that period with a non-meme team and an """"" elite""""" qb? 24 wins
I Think those LC foxes would have a better time beating dallas
whats the top 100s policy those who didnt play because of injury?
I know ap got in 14 but he still played a game
>>67570439
a top 60 player in the NFL
both statistically and objectively
>>67568951
i dont think you know what "getting snubbed" means
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best offence and a top 15 defense in the NFL will not win the NFC North
>Aaron Rodgers (objectively and statistically the GOAT, it isn't even debatable. 4500+YDs (1st in the north) and 38+TDs (1st in the NFL) MVP #3 lock)
>Jordy Nelson (a top 3 WR will be fully recovered from last seasons acl tear, 1400+YDs/12+TDs)
>Eddie Lacy (best RB in the North who will be 100% not obese, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 1100+YDs/10+TDs/4.8+YPC)
>Randall Cobb (literally a prime Welker clone. top 3 pretty eyes in the league. will be freed up in the slot, 1100+YDS/10+TDs)
>Black "nigger" Rodgers (a top 22 TE already going into this season, great redzone threat, 400+YDs/5+TDs. Aarons gay lover)
>Jeff Janis (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football, future GOAT coming off an elite post season performance 750+YDs/6+TDs)
>Jared Abbrederis (one of the smartest players in football, good measurable, incredible upside, 400+YDs/3+TDs)
>Jared Cook (very athletic, high potential as a blocker and brings a lateral and breakaway threat R. Rodgers doesn't have, 400+YDs/3+TDs)
>John Kuhn (best FB in the NFL, PERIOD)
>Best secondary in the North
>Defensive genius mastermind that just led one of the greatest defences of all time
>Top 5 O-Line consisting of:
>LT: David "the runt" Bakhtiari
>LG: Josh Sitton
>C: Corey "the kid" Linsley
>RG: T.J. Lang
>RT: Bryan "the whale" Bulaga
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Packers are missing the Super Bowl this season
The Green Bay Packers' SB-win drought ends in 2016-2017
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
Literally no lateral movement ability
>>67571843
isnt he like 6'3? dat dere center of gravity
>>67571843
man, it must suck being over 6f2
>>67571743
Abbrederis won't make the 53
>>67572985
pls no
rodgers and fans like him and he was more than serviceable in a corps that was less than
>>67573254
Nelson, Cobb, Montgomery, Davis are sure locks
Janis was clutch and a special teams ace, arguably the best ST player in the league besides Lockett
Adams had a weak second year but is a rnd 2 player who had a good rookie season
Abbrederis was trustworthy down the stretch but not enough and has injury concerns
>Bortles
>Carr
>Bridgewater
>Mariota
>Winston
>Goff
>Wentz
How will they rank 5 years from now?
So the tits drafted the next Darren mcfadden. At least they didn't spend a top 5 pick in him lol
>>67573547
Carr
Jameis
Bortles
Mariota
Wentz
Bridgewater
Goff
>>67573606
>winston
No. Dude will be Geno Smith tier in that time
>>67566331
What about non-Heisman Alabama Running Backs?
>>67573547
Bortles
Mariota
Carr
Wentz
Goff
Winston
Bridgewater
>tfw you're the only non-weeb Packers fan
>>67573689
I ain't no weeb
GB is poised for a spectacular year
>>67573570
Darren McFadden was never a bad RB famalam
the guy was just unlucky and had a bunch of injuries, once he got healthy for the cowboys he showed how good he was
>using last off seasons memes
>>67573758
tiki is that you?!?!?
want to come over my house and play yugioh cards
>>67573758
It's not a meme to me since I made it. It was just a post about how GB was poised for a spectacular year
>/sp/ would need to hit 65% over the next 5 years on 1000+ bets in order to justify disagreeing with me
>that will never happen
>i will always be objectively, statistically, and financially right
>/sp/ will always be objectively, statistically, and financially wrong
Feels fucking good
>>67573791
Not if you play that kozmo bullshit
Also I do not understand why you think I'm someone else, clearly I am Cowboys Dynasty, you can call me CD if you'd like
>>67573943
DELETE THIS
>>67573983
>you can call me CD if you'd like
CD's nuts nigga
>>67574010
1/10 nuts tbqh
>>67574010
Kek
tiki >>>rangers dynasty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this newfiggit
>>67574074
Tiki was only good for entertainment due to his delusion. Then the Cowpies got so rekt he turned in his fedora and said goodbye to the rat queen
>>67571743
>Defensive genius mastermind that just led one of the greatest defences of all time
You had me till there
>>67574111
Why does it come off that Dallas attracts all the white trash fans in the league?
>>67574190
cowboys have tons of spic fans imo
>>67574190
>white trash
You just mean trash. All the most ghetto ooga boogas are Cowpie fans as well
>>67566331
Andrew Whitworth has quicker feet
>>67574229
>imo
But, it's fact.
>>67574229
>>67574275
who has the pic of NFL Fans in Mexico?
>>67574151
He was also one of the most knowledgeable trips
>>67574231
I thought they liked the Raiders/Ravens and Iggles to a degree
>>67574328
Eh, not noticeably more than any others. He just looked up next level stats for cowboy shit and used it in error to support his delusions which turned out to be disasterously wrong 90% of the time. Only thing he managed to be accuarate on was McFadden's production
>>67574586
to be fair take away your team's starting qb, their #1 wr, and their #1 corner and are they nearly as good?
>>67574607
Scandrick wasn't gone for long was he? Also you should always assume Romo gets injured in predictions
since 2010 Rodgers + Nelson healthy = SB/AP MVP
>>67574607
And their #1 DT playing 16 games with a torn pectoral. And a key D line 3 tech rotational guy
>>67574631
Scandricks season was done before preseason. And Romo may always have an injury of some sort but he still plays games
>>67574811
Don't forget our best d lineman playing the season with a debilitating crack addiction
>>67574811
Dunno why I didn't remember that. They ended with pretty good pass D stats but that's likely due to making it a run game and their opponents
>>67574933
Crawford had a pectoral tear not a Crack addiction
>>67573689
I fucking hate weebs m8
>>67574965
Crawford isn't as good as Hardy, crack habit and locker room cancering notwithstanding. Crawford is probably the most overrated Cowboy of the last 10-15 years
>>67574952
They were just middle of the road in 2014 defensively. Turnovers were slim then just not as much as last year, but this defense hasn't played fully together the last few years. Let's see how the defense looks when Scandrick, Lee, Crawford, McClain, Hitchens and B Jones finally get to play together.
I expect if the defense plays a whole year together without much health incident, they can be MAYBE top 10 but most likely just outside it. Their turnover capabilities is average at best though.
But that's fine. With how powerful the offense looks ATM the Cowboys don't need a dominant defense, just a working one that is consistently above average, offense is the identity of the team.
Do the titans have a good o line? If not then I dont see why they'd get two down hill runners to go with their read option qb.
>>67575068
>how powerful the offense looks
That's assuming a healthy Romo and Dez which is a longshot. It also assumes the injury to Romo won't affect his game even tho he threw like 4 ints str8 before he got reinjured
Thoughts?
>>67575147
their tackles should be pretty gud
>>67575260
post this eagles offense and defense if you have PFF account
>>67573738
Idk, picking McFadden over Stewart, Rice and Forte was a typical Raidnigger move
>>67575249
dont like the colors or logo
probably wont maintain what they did last year
>>67575269
>>67575339
>>67575183
Romo plays more often than he is injured same with Dez so assuming they are going to play is the correct assumption. One year they have an injury doesn't mean it happens again the next year, especially considering Romo never has consecutive years where he plays less than 14 games a season.
Cowboys will most likely have a Top 3 offense in 2016
>>67575365
Cowboys now please thank you
Also >PFF
>>67575339
>agholor
fmsu
i was basically 100% accurate (in terms of pff ratings which are mostly only good for oline Dline TE DB) when it comes to offense
>johnson not elite
wtf breh post the chart for offensive tackles if you got them
>bradshit
ayyyy lmao thats why no one will take their qb ratings seriously
more analysis coming up
Remember when Tiki was spouting the whole "3 first round picks" shit and then all three played like shit?
>>67575368
>cowboys
>top 3
It is tiki. No one else could contain that much delusion
>>67575387
just an fyi, i like reading some of their stuff but i certainly don't agree with all of it, their "grades" of players are so out of context
>>67575484
Jones played well and Collins was ok
>>67575490
>>67575484
>Ravens fag trying to talk about 1st round picks
Here's some reason why the Colts are winning it all next season
> Luck is back
> He can finally slide
> New OC
> New DC from the Ravens
> No Toler
> Top 10 Defense
> #1 offense
> Henry Anderson is back + Kendall Lang
> Mike Adams leads in Int again
> Vontae Davis top 5 CB again
> Ridgeway and Mathis get 10 sacks each
> Grigson actually fixing the roster
> Won't have to worry about the Pats till the playoffs
> Best center in the draft
> Hilton and Moncrief top receiving duo
> D'qwell leads in tackles again
> Luck CPOTY and MVP
> Quan Bray is the next Jacoby Jones
> Allen will play like his rookie season.
> Frankie G finally gets his 1000 yards
> Dorsett will burn the fuck out of all the DB's
> AV will not miss a fg this season
> Luck will have the most yards and td passes
>>67575521
Jones is shit, that's why they're moving him to safety. Collins only started 11 games and that was because other players got hurt
>>67566331
>NE:Rob Gronkowski to grace 'Madden 17' cover
tfw he nukes his acl in the first game
>>67575544
youre just running out of banter arent you
>people unironically think Romo is elite
>>67575484
How did Jones and Collins play like shit? Or are you doing that whole "I interject my wrong opinion when no one asked" thing that everyone says you do
>>67566514
>impressive
>romo
pick none
>injuries
because no other team in the history of the NFL has ever had any injuries
>>67575524
>>67575490
These are their grades based off 2015 and not 2016 aren't they?
>>67575562
>jones is shit
He was decent
>>67568543
>Romo >> marino
>>67575654
it's projected lineups for 2016 based off what they did last year, obviously elliott didn't play last year so they don't have a grade for him
>>67575654
>delusion is building
I wonder when the fedorathreads will start
>>67575339
>>67575365
>bradford with a better rating than hicks, logan, and curry
jej
>>67575651
Quick, name a team in recent memory that had their starting
- QB
- WR
- CB
- DT
Injured in the same year.
Here I'll make it easier, which team in recent memory has had a top talent QB and top talent WR injured at the same time. Bonus points for how that teams record turned out
>>67575490
What about GB Packers?
>>67575725
Ravens count?
Put your trip back on oldbay
>>67575695
Yeah I can see its only taking 2015 into account which is pretty stupid tbqh but it's PFF and they do stupid things a lot
>>67575484
why aren't baseball players trim and fit?
they should not be fat as fuck like that guy who was the 3rd person out
nigga would be faster around the bases
or can people with less body fat not hit the ball as well
>>67575758
Besides Flacco who all did they lose?
>>67575706
to be fair if this season has taught me anything average qb's like fitz and bortles can have their numbers inflated tremendously by great receivers.
jordan matthews is aight but he shouldn't be the primary option
>>67575651
>>67575692
#SHOOK
probably just a pittnigger who's afraid of the dynasty that will surpass their 6* (implying roided and rigged wins matter)
>>67575544
Yeah, Ogden, Ray Lewis, Suggs, Reed, Ngata, McCalister, Mosley, Flacco, Jamal Lewis, Heap, Grubbs, Smith, and Boulware all suck...
>>67575551
don't you have some black lives matter rally to be at?
>>67575792
all literal whos
>>67575725
As if they were going to go positive without Romo anyway
>>67575764
Because baseball takes no effort to play. You show up to practice, throw a ball around, stretch, coaches hit some dingers to you to practice your fielding, you go up and practice your hitting, maybe run one lap around the field, and boom your done
>>67575758
>>67575792
>Flacco
>SSS
>Forsett
>Jimmy Smith is always injured
suggs isn't a DT but he's more important than any defensive player the cowboys lost, plus perriman never played, gilmore got injured, monroe was injured (starting tackle)
they had something like 6 offensive starters out
>>67575792
Casual detected
>>67575762
>I'm the only one who thinks you're a dumbass
my trip is always on /sp/, just accept that everyone thinks you suck
>>67575792
Steve Smith, Suggs, Davis, etc.
Lost more people than anyone I believe.
>>67575484
Jones was pretty good and Collins was decent
>>67575562
no they are moving him to safety cause that's where he is the best
>>67575816
You do know I can find out what neighborhood you stay at and smack the shit out of you right?
>>67575764
the great players players are in shape (;
>>67575876
The top 4 injured teams were prob GB, NE, Dallas, and Balt
>>67575816
>he lists players from milleniums past to make himself feel better about his team being the cucks of the Top 10 this year not to mention the completely shit injured wr they wasted it on last year
At least you got all those 4s
>>67575915
Internet threats are taken seriously, enjoy your stay in the pokey nigger
>>67575924
>>67575876
Ravens had 20 players on IR, got so bad especially in the secondary they were signing niggers who were out of the NFL and working at McDonald's
>>67575849
Okay so Ravens had comparable injuries to the cowboys. Although Suggs is not more important than Crawford (who was a big reason the Cowboys were a top 10 run defensive team in 2104) and Scandrick together.
Also no one has a hate boner for the Ravens like they do the cowboys. besides the Ravens fully healthy aren't as good of a team as the Cowboys when healthy
>>67575923
the rivalry's getting a little lopsided on the aesthetics side i think
>>67575969
Hahah holy fuck old gay really is a snitch faggot. Why don't you get him banned too faggot?
>>67575985
i can't really talk shit at the moment though since we're shit this year and benching pablo was the best move they made in years
>>67575975
>this whole post
>>67575975
>cowboys are a good team when healthy
when will this meme end?
>>67575975
Ravens have gotten way further in the playoffs so it would seem you'rr wrong
>>67575975
>the ravens have a winning record against every team in the NFCE
I fail to see your point
>>67575985
The Boston Red Memes really do make it easy to make fun of them. Those Sandoval and Price contracts are two of the worst in all of sports history
>>67575975
but jimmy smith/matt elam being out plus suggs is way more important than anyone the cowboys lost on defense
the cowboys didn't lose tyron smith or mcfadden either
>>67576012
hopefully bogaerts will miss the all star game again
>>67576049
don't forget rick "117 million grapes" porcello
>I rate Old Gay
>>67576033
>>67576025
>>67576024
Hey so how did the Ravens do in 2014 compared to the cowboys when both teams weren't as injured riddled?
>>67576086
The exact same. Lost in the divisional round in one possession games
>>67576083
Just because the Ravens and Cowboys didn't have the same injuries happen on the same positions doesn't mean they take priority over anyone else. I'll disagree with your opinion that Ravens lost more important pieces than the Cowboys, it's your opinion and you are welcome to it. Besides this whole which team was more injured is moot anyway, no team is going to do as well with their star QB out, unless you are coached by Belichick.
>>67576134
Guess this means superb owl 51 is going to be Cowboys vs Ravens
With Cowboys winning of course
>>67576083
>don't forget rick "117 million grapes" porcello
>muh 5 aces
lol never change 4th place Red Sox
>>67576187
Cowboys will never get past GB so don't waste your money
>>67576187
>I'll disagree with your opinion that Ravens lost more important pieces than the Cowboys
That's because you are stupid
>>67576214
They won't have to since GB won't get past the wildcard round.
>>67576187
If I'm not mistaken... Wasn't both Ravens and Cowboys games last season were only a 1 possession or a field goal kick from a win?
>>67576237
>he unironically thinks Dallas is better than GB
GB has a better offense and a better defense. Your chances are very low
>>67576280
you're very mistaken
>>67576280
Every Ravens loss except for the Chiefs and Seahawks games were by less than 7 points IIRC, Steve Smith also dropped like 4 touchdowns in the 4th quarter including what would have been game winners in Denver and Oakland
Now that Tiki has been thoroughly BTFO, whats next for /nlf/?
Is Andy Dalton elite?
>>67576506
/nfl/ is a perpetual motion machine run by a constant cycle of tiki's delusions being shit down
Is OBJ a hall of famer?
>>67576517
Why is he doing the classic Big Guy/Bane pose? Dalton is a midget
>>67576610
more like hall of flamer lmao
>>67575985
That better be hair at the front if his stomach and not more stretch marks
>>67576681
>6' 2"
>midget
But you're right, maybe if he grew a few inches he'd be as elite as Flacco with these record-breaking numbers.
> 0-4 is ahead of us Jimmy!
>>67576725
They don't call him Kung Fu Panda for nothing
>>67576776
6'2 is King Manlet height, maybe if he wasn't such a midget he'd have a playoff win to his name
OFFICIAL NFL HALL OF SHAME TEAM
>QB: Manziel
>RB:
>WR1: Josh Gordon
>WR2:
>WR3:
>TE: Aaron Hernandez
>O-line:
>D-Line:
>LB:
>S:
>CB:
Fill in the blanks, /nfl/
>>67573689
me too senpai
>marcus cannon remains a patriot
>>67576844
>RB: Trent Richardson
>D-Line: Greg Hardy
>>67576844
just fill it with browns players
>>67576920
is trent richardson the only player who actually got worse AFTER he left the browns
>>67576844
Sheldon Richardson?
>>67576844
>QB Manziel
>RB Joseph Randle
>WR Josh Gordon
>WR Justin Blackmon
>WR Martavius Bryant
>TE Hernandez (know he's suspended but he is a murderer and shot his buddy in the face on "mistake)
>OL ?
>DL Donkeykong Suh
>LB Randy Gregory
>CB ?
>S Will Hill
>last year it was queefs and cowshits
>this year its ratbirds and cowshits
>>67577031
You really shouldn't be using such a blasphemous trip
>>67576844
nah starter Vick
RB Philips
>>67577119
you should really leave your basement
>>67577031
shitposters?
lions were up there for a while but they calmed down mostly
>>67577136
fuckin rekt
>>67577031
tiki is the only cowpoke shitting up the thread and the eagles, raiders and pats have been worse than both the cowboys and ravens combined
>>67576844
dont forget aldon "tree smasher" smith
>>67577141
Enjoy your stay in hell heathen
>>67577153
Don't forget the lions
So when's AP's "random" drug test?
>>67577029
Pretty accurate list. I'd add Pacman at CB.
Eagles are the highest quality and most knowledgeable posters of nfl
Minimal copy pasta and delusion with only occasional homer opinions
With activities such as this increasing only slightly when adjusting for the lack of news and topics in the offseason
>>67577266
>minimal delusion
>multplie iggle fags projecting them to go over .500
>>67577266
Too skinny, would not bang
>>67577326
But dat ass doe
>>67577029
rae carruth is much worse than bryant, i'd put OJ too but if you're only counting playing career that's fine
>>67577266
>most knowledgeable posters of nfl
>Jonathan Martin: Incognito is a bad person “because he’s allowed to be in the realm he occupies”
Jonathan Martin confirmed Dr. Strange? Will he try to banish Incognito?
>>67577358
No, Bryant smokes pot. Fuck him
I cannot wait to see /sp/'s reaction when this guy helps the Broncos win another Owl. All hell will break loose.
>>67577467
The Jets had a better defense, better coach and better supporting cast and he couldn't do it
>>67577200
As a Pats honk, Teddy reminds me of Brady too.
They are slowly acquiring an offense, if he can maintain his accuracy and improve his vision and timing hes gonna take big steps.
They've got two receivers capable of timing routes now. Treadwell has the moves. I think they will start adjusting to a slightly more pass happy system, dink and dunk style. When AP is gone, I think they will push him.
>>67577369
me>you
>>67577449
pot is cool, i'm about to go do some
i think i can kind of understand why josh gordon got caught, once you're addicted it's really hard to skip even a day
>>67577538
>The Jets had a better defense
>better coach
Kek, you've gotta be joking, right? Neither of those are even close to what the Broncos have right now.
>>67577633
>le playaction bootleg man
>le one year wonder defense man
Ryan is a far better coach than Kubs and Phillips
>>67577661
Kubiak is an average coach, but Wade Phillips is the best D-coordinator in the league right now and he's got the best defense to work with. Rex Ryan hasn't won shit as a head coach. He's got a losing record as HC for fucks sake.
>>67577633
better secondary, didn't have a pass rusher on the level of von miller though
kubiak was def a better coach though
>>67577611
>addicted
>pot
>>67577754
>Wade Phillips is the best D-coordinator in the league right now and he's got the best defense to work with
Again, Phillips has one good year with a team then goes to shit. I'd rather have about 15 coaches over him to run my defense
>>67577783
>pot heads actually believe this
If it's non addictive why doesn't Josh Gordon just stop smoking pot?
>>67577326
>BEING A FAGGOT
>>67577783
marijuana is very literally addictive if you smoke it very regularly and for a long time
did your Kush Loverz facebook group tell you differently or something?
>it's an herb, not a drug
is my fave
>>67577886
>It comes from the ground, it's not harmful
Guess potheads never heard of uranium
>>67577794
That's only cause teams kept trying to make him a head coach, which he's terrible at. Wade's always been a great coordinator. And for the most part, he's got the same defense coming back. Why would he suddenly become a shitty coach after having such a great year?
>>67577783
I've smoked a lot of weed in my life and even I think it can be addicting, just not in the same way as hard drugs. It's not physically addicting, you can't grow a physical dependence on it, but weed can definitely be mentally addicting. When you smoke every day for a few years, it's hard as fuck to stop.
>>67577931
>Wade's always been a great coordinator
How about you google how much he's bounced around the league and the defenses he's coached before you make statements kid?
>>67577929
Opium is from the ground too. The british did nothing wrong
>>67577996
The British did literally everything wrong. Even Jesus said Britain was a mistake
>>67578027
>Jesus can be quoted
>>67577320
there is a difference between projecting it and awarding 8 total wins from plausible wins/loss as wins when filling out that nfl whole season predictor,
compared to actually being delusional like cowshits fans
>>67566384
HIs center? Who are you talking about? Source?
>>67577991
Did you even read my post? Wade's entire coaching career has gone in this cycle..
>be d-coordinator
>have success
>get head coaching job
>do fucking terrible
>repeat x5
You're an idiot if you think he's gonna suddenly go to shit just cause it's his 2nd year on the job. He's still got one of the GOAT defenses on his side.
>>67578041
Uh, yes, yes he can... Why wouldn't he be quoteable?
>>67578111
Damien Woody. Google it
>>67578115
Cap it. Denver's defense will be outside the top 10 next year
>>67573254
he has good hands and route running, but he isn't good at ST like janis or montgomery, is made of glass, and hasn't wow'd enough desu (though he hasn't been on the field for one reason or another much)
>>67577966
the main thing i notice whenever i take a tolerance break is that i just feel like shit and am super unenthusiastic about anything
it's also harder to sleep if you get used to smoking before bed like i do
>>67577996
opium really set china back about 100-200 years development wise
>>67578208
>100-200 years development wise
try 1000-2000 years
>>67578208
But it's natural. How could it be bad?
>>67578185
>Denver's defense will be outside the top 10 next year
Kek. You're a fucking retard.
>>67578208
>it's also harder to sleep if you get used to smoking before bed like i do
Agreed, I used weed as a sleep aid for years and still have trouble going to sleep without it. But I think that's more of a mental thing than it is physiological. I've never felt like shit from not smoking weed.
The censorship on this site is really getting me down lately, why did moot have to sell it to a gook?
>>67578281
I'm literally never wrong about . Denver's defense will take a big step back next year, again cap it
>>67578221
at least economically china is catching up to the big boys soon
socially and culturally they still suck though since they had to sacrifice their citizens' quality of life for rapid economic gain
>>67578257
anything that makes you feel good is usually bad in excess
>>67578324
mental dependency can be just as debilitating as a physical one, since often times your body can't tell the difference
one thing i have noticed is that weed is the ultimate hangover cure if you're an addict
>>67578185
>Damien Woody
Found it: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/05/08/ex-patriot-damien-woody-i-believe-tom-brady-cheated/
Weak information, it's just a personal opinion based on playing with the man.
Also the whole point of the show was to have a debate. Teddy Bruschi was assigned that he was defending brady so Woody had to take the opposite stance.
So the comment saying "oh hurr durr his own center says he cheated" is cheap as fuck.
The funny thing is, I, too believe Brady cheated like hell. But using Damien Woody's comments as "proof" is fucking stupid.
>>67578376
Don't forget about militarily as well. China is still in the dark ages
>>67578353
>I'm literally never wrong
You are literally a faggot.
>>67578500
just accept that I'm the wisest person in here
>you now realize Jeff Janice is basically Jordy Nelson circa the 2011 season
who can stop him?
>>67578376
I swear china sold their souls or something
>>67578621
>that hand size
>>67578640
9"
same size as antonio browns
>lynch retired
>lockette retired
>bennet not happy with contract
sad feels senpai ;_;
>>67578610
>predict one thing correctly
>I'm literally never wrong
Nah, you're a faggot.
>>67578451
athletically too, with their size and lack of international sporting presence they're india-tier
>>67578621
ancient chinese technique
Who /eurovision/ here?
Fuck /int/'s cancerous sticky, I'd rather shitpost about handegg while watching it.
DeAngelo Williams is providing 53 free mamograms
>>67579456
is he doing them himself?
>116 days, 9 hours, and 10 minutes until the father of dragons returns.
>>67579530
No, he's paying for them.though
Kek
Its Saturday, May 14th, 12:55 pm PST. And Carson Palmer just threw another interception
>>67579636
Who?
>>67577538
>The Jets had a better defense
Broncos defense was better, this is objective fact
>Better coach
Maybe Rex was a slightly better coach than Kubiak (not saying much) But Wade put together a better defensive scheme than Rex ever could
>better supporting cast
No, not really.
But I don't think the Broncos can win this year, been watching USC my entire life and Sanchez has a knack for underachieving on teams with historically great defenses and tons of offensive talent around him.
>>67580031
diabetes man
>>67578610
Unimpressive. You will never go broke betting on the stupidity of the Eagles
>>67580175
Shows good arm strength but c'mon
>25 yard throw
>dragon
You'll never have another fuckitchuckit machine like Rexy again, let it go.
>>67580175
one of my favorite moments of the season tbqh
>>67580292
>>67580325
Anecdotal. Every team's gonna have their deep passes, but not like what Grossman used to heave. Maybe I'm just being obtuse.
>>67580292
Palmer went deep a ton this year, but that's just what Arians loves to do
>>67580377
Wait until the Rodgers to Nelson reunion
>>67580377
>that feel when she has a boyfriend now
Really don't wanna live anymore guys
>>67575551
one reason why the colts aren't winning it all this season.
>>67581058
>old girl just called me randomly and I'm not sure if she still has a boyfriend
>"Of course, I'm also here to share some things I've learned," Wilson said. "Things like, if you're dating a woman that's way out of your league, ask her to marry you. If you can throw a football 80 yards, for some reason, people think that's pretty cool. And if you're playing the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl, and you've got 26 seconds left and you're down by four, and it's second and goal on their 1-yard line, try not to throw an interception. That's purely, purely hypothetical though, of course."
>>67581121
Can't wait to see how Irsay and the clots top this one
>>67581406
by giving a mediocre qb $40,000,000 a year
>>67580292
>benches 400lbs
>throws a football at 62mph
>has made multiple through the air 70+yd passes.
Jay is in elite company for arm strength and yolo-ing. I pray he can continue to keep the ticks and diabetes in check. Everyone was injured on offense last year and still rated at a 92.3
>facebook using /nfl/ memes
>>67581487
> Mediocre
Like your fat neckbeard ass can do any better. Best qb there is .
>>67581121
> tfw they could've won that fucking game
>>67581822
>/NFL/ using /int/ memes
>it's a "the anti social trips p12 and oldbay stay online on /sp/ on a Saturday shit posting trying to convince people they know what they are talking about" episode
>>67581996
>a the
You tried
>>67581996
>tfw can't flip the channel
>>67581996
reruns everyday
>>67582202
You tried
How do you think your team will do this year?
>>67582387
Samefag confirmed
>>67582463
You win this round but once I find out where all the screens hots go on my new s7 I'll get you
But how will your team do this year? Cowboys will be better than them anyway so it doesn't matter
>>67582504
>not having QuickPic installed
>storage/emulated/0/Screenshots
>>67582202
>this paranoid
>>67582387
>How do you think your team will do this year?
2-14
one of those two wins being against the cowshits :^)
>>67582387
nice try retard
All this worrying about concussions just shows me that this generation is full of pussies.
I'm back faggots
If a guy "catches" a ball in the sense that it lands on him while hes on the ground, is the offensive play allowed to kick away defenders trying to recover the ball off his body?
>>67582993
if the "catch" is the ball landing on him then he never really has control of the ball does he?
>>67582877
>this b8 again
>>67583052
Yes but he can easily gain it by just grabbing the ball.
You're missing the point of the question you dip
>>67583083
Mine was a follow up question, not an answer to your question. Although I do think there are rules for players kicking a live ball.
>>67583111
You're not a very bright person
>>67583149
good talk, hope your question gets answered faggot
Odds Jets resign Fitzmagic?
Watching the Patriots vs Giants game I noticed something pretty funny.
On the Giants second offensive play OBJ gets a touchdown on a play where the safety ran into the corner. The later in the game Gronk does the same thing for another long touchdown.
That game truly was a brawler, probably one of the best games last season.
>>67582993
"Article 4. Loose Ball
A Loose Ball is a live ball that is not in player possession, i.e., any ball that has been kicked, passed, or fumbled. A Loose Ball is considered to be in possession of the team (offense) whose player kicked, passed, or fumbled it. It is a Loose Ball until a player secures possession or until the ball becomes dead. If it has not yet struck the ground, a Loose Ball is In Flight."
no you cannot kick that ball, it is still a live ball
>>67583340
>no you cannot kick that ball, it is still a live ball
>is the offensive player allowed to kick away defenders
Where do you keep getting that I'm asking about kicking the ball?
>>67583385
because I didnt think you were stupid enough to think you can kick other players? thats 15 yards for unsportsmanlike conduct
>>67582993
Who cares the rules on what constitutes a catch in the NFL are fucking retarded and are against people who are super athletic like Dez.
>>67583424
Well I ask because the browns got away with it last season and it was even on a montage they put together for a player.
What do you think /sp/?
Why the hell wasn't he suspended
>>67583385
no, you'll get a leg whip call most likely
>>67583451
Good except for the NFC East
>>67583451
>bears 8-8
>giants are somehow a double digit win team
>Raiders and chefs are good
If you want to troll at least put effort into it
>>67583466
why wasn't burfict suspended after pushing that camera over?
>>67583564
>>67583466
>why are bengals such degenerates
>>67583466
>>67583564
Reminder that Talib intentionally tried to gouge a guys eyes out on the field
What are your non-meme opinions on Tony Romo?
>>67583509
Bears have actually added good pieces to their defense and their schedule isn't that hard
The Giants lost like 6 games by less than 4 points or something like that and with them actually have talent on the defense plus they have other WRs outside of Beckham now and their offense was great last season
The Raiders, like the Giants, actually made good offseason moves to fix their defense and now and their offense was good last season.
Chiefs went 11-5 last season.
>>67583625
Underrated and a top tier QB, but not elite.
>>67583625
wouldve been better if he had the pieces he has now but five years ago
>>67583636
>this delusion
>>67583715
How is that an argument?
>>67583625
Statistically a Top 4 QB in the league right now
>>67583625
Excellent pocket passer
Good scrambling passer
Mediocre runner
Injury prone
Benefits from mid round to high draft picks and expensive FAs every year but has never been to a championship game
Inadequate playoff qb
>>67583620
and he got suspended for it
>>67583723
You are trying to support troll predictions and sounding stupid
Bears are not an 8 win team in that division
Giants couldn't even get a winning record playing in a shit division
Adding pieces doesn't mean much. Both Chicago and new York will be worse than 7-9 this season
I don't even know why I'm taking your b8. You said Raiders are going 12-4 which merits an automatic opinion discarding
>>67583466
He should've been ejected on the spot and then fined at least double what he actually was.
>post yfw the Raiders win their 9th game of the season later this year
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x373ctw
Reminder Trump killed the usfl and we could be watching football right now if it was not for him
>>67583967
>win 9th games
win 4 preseason games
win 5 regular season games
sounds about right
would either of pic related help your teams receiver corps right now, /goodellball/?
>>67584036
You may hate them but Carr is gonna go off this year bank on it
>>67584015
WHY CAN I NOT BE IN THAT UNIVERSE!
Year Round Football.
YUROS BTFO CONSTANTLY.
>>67584110
Nope, Cooper and Crabtree >
>>67584122
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Jose.
>>67566400
>Romo 180 through 99 starts
>Rodgers 180 through 83 starts
https://youtu.be/7YnRGZA8Puw
>>67584192
Rodgers is gay which means he has extra incentive on being a really good QB so when he comes out as Gay during his HoF induction speech he can break down the systematic hetero normative agenda the NFL has been pushing since the 1930s
Romo being slightly worse than Rodgers is good enough for me
>>67584341
>>67584341
I don't think you realize how big the gap is between Rodgers and Romo
>>67584513
Left tortured fan of good team gecko
Last one is the the number of Raiders wins
>>67584341
>the only negative thing about Rodgers is an overused meme
Sorry but Romo is nowhere near as good
>>67584849
I'd take it
>>67584849
Ayy
Hey guys
RGIII came into my work today and I met him
AMA
>>67585023
is he brother, or is he a cornball brother?
>>67583625
I think he's shit and I always look forward to watching the packer - cowboy games and watching incompetence rain.
>>67585070
He's really ridiculously cool in person, not a cornball in any way. He's shorter than I expected him to be, though.
I'm pissed I didn't get a picture.
>>67583451
>4-12
cmon man the tits are at least breaking even this year
>>67585071
>incompetence
Romo had a better rating in their playoff game. He's not really nearly as good but he's not incompetent
>>67585374
he might not always be but the cowboys always find a way
>>67585442
Yea, that's because the Packers are a better team and Rodgers is more clutch
Da Toxins are da shit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ALJaZz5EvgU
>>67583846
Again, you have no argument. The closest you have to an argument is "they're bad because they are bad"
The Giants completely overhauled their defensive line and secondary and the only reason they didn't win as much games as they could have was because of their horrendous defense
The Bears are finally getting Kevin White and they have added some good defensive pieces and their schedule isn't that difficult and they can win 8 games
>>67585632
yeah the giants spent a lot of money, doesn't mean shit
Who /Bae/ here?
>>67566400
There is a multitude of things wrong or misguided about this chart. 3/10, you got a response.
>>67585889
That looks really cute actually.
>>67585162
Dude's cornball, he just hides it well in public.
>>67575725
Arizona Cardinals two seasons ago.
>>67586155
>>67586155
Why's that little nigga going bald?
>>67587557
That happens to babies all the time.
My niece had like no hair till she was a year and a half
>>67587557
No clue. I've seen ugly babies get cute...sometimes.
>>67566957
>Colin Kaepernick 58% 6 TDs 13 INTs
lol
no
>>67580175
>>67580325
>>67580723
Hey at least he is better than Bridewater
anyone have the face swap of joe flacco and a glass of water
>>67587322
Dem dubs
>>67588654
It's not a glass of water
>>67589536
Does that prove Flacco is elite?
>>67589574
>>67589536
his 15 playoff games and 10 playoff wins do
>>67589574
As elite as a trash can
>your team
>best case scenario for next season
>worst case scenario for next season
>predicted record
>favorite new starter
eagles
bradford gets injured, wentz is elite, defense is elite and we sneak into the playoffs and lose
bradford gets injured, wentz sucks, we get 2-3 wins and don't even get a good draft pick
8-8
pic related
>>67589621
Do you use this image in every thread?
>>67587736
>mfw he'll always be a patriot deep down
Gay retard Toxins fans getting patriots sloppy seconds, lmao
>>67590423
Chargers
Well, Super Bowl, of course
Another 4-12, or worse
No fucking idea
Haven't seen any of 'em play, yet
>>67584110
I had one of them on my team and they were practice squad tier.
All crime is now legal for 24 hours
What do
>>67591212
Nothing
Ravens, Eagles, and Raiders fans are the only fans left, they've been preparing for this day
American Football is a dying sport
>>67591212
Beastiality would be legal so I would fuck you mom
WATCH OUT CORDARELLE
LAQUON GUNNING FOR THAT ELITE SPECIAL TEAMS SPOT
>>67591212
Quietly steal from ATMs and go back to my home and get comfy.
>>67590423
>broncos
>defense dominates again and we go 12-4
>the over the top rhetoric about Sanchez turns out to be true and we suffer a 9-7 decline
>11-5
>Connor McGovern
>>67591212
I'd rape a girl that lives on my street, not kidding.
>>67591212
Hotpocket post on /so/
>>67591212
I'd just steal some stuff from Walmart or whatever. Video games, clothes,other practical stuff.
>>67592177
>/sp/
265 Days Until The Seahawks WIn Super Bowl LI.
>>67590423
>Dolphins
>Gase and his staff turns out to be competent and fixes all the issues that popped up last year
>Ajayi can't handle the load, more injuries on defense, Tannehill JUSTS
>8-8
>I don't know who the newest starters are, but water has always been the indisputable winner of each generation, so I'll go with whatever the water starter is
265 Days Until The Lions WIn Super Bowl LI.
>>67591212
Start killing spooks
rate how retarded this list is
I give it a "Bengals fans have no life at all" out of 10
>>67592592
>8-8
no way in hell. 5-11
>>67592593
265 Years Until The Lions Lose Super Bowl CCCLV.
>Carson Palmer
>Bad
can you guys pls explain this meme to me?
>>67593183
allergic to the playoffs
>>67593183
It is 1:24 AM and Carson Palmer has thrown another interception.
>>67593183
Carson Palmer has no heart.
>>67593231
But he has a lot of sausage
>>67590423
Giants
Eli Manning continues to thrive under McAdoo's system, Sterling Shepard, Cruz and Beckham form an amazing corp, the defense is at the very fucking least average
Eli Manning goes back to 2013 levels, Beckham's hamstring dies, Defense is somehow worst than it was last season
10-6
Rowlet
>>67593256
I gave your mom a lotta sausage m8
>>67590423
Bears
19-0
0-16
9-7
Floyd
>>67593331
Fuckin rekt
>>67590423
>Stoolers
>13-3 and MAYBE an AFC Championship
>9-7
>Ladarius Green. I think he'll thrive playing with Big Ben.
Who are the Owl favorites this season?
>>67593453
Here you go
dank memes
CHEERS LOVE
>>67593595
18-1
>>67592188
>clothes from Walmart
Can you get any more Florida Snook?
>>67593396
I miss moot, that guy could handle the bantz. Now we have some grandson of a war criminal, I don't like it
>>67591212
>implying it would be a crime to assassinate the Yorks in their home and smash Eddie's bust at the HoF to return him to his rightful place as the naners owner
>>67582993
I think that would be OPI like a pushoff
He doesn't have control because its kinda spinning in his stomach I guess
It never hit thee ground so it isn't a fumble or incomplete
If a defender grabs it, it would be an INT
Kicking him would be OPI
>>67593677
>basements in florida
>>67567690
He's tied for 6th you fucking spaz
1. TB12
T2. Romo
T2. Bradford
T2. A Smith
T2. G Smith
T6. Rogers
T6. Wentz
T6. Mariota
>>67591212
Ask god why my fellow man are so willing to sin.
>>67590423
naners
meme all the way to the owl, that's why it's a best case scenario right?
idk 0-16, is a #1 pick that much "worse"
3-13
garnett
>>67591212
Kill any patsnigger that I know
What's with all the recent chatter that days romo is elite
Guy has an average starter at best career for 10 years, 2 of which were very good years, 2 were injured years where he basically didn't contribute to the team all season
and 1 year where he was good enough to rank 2nd place for best qb in the league
Of which that year he had the supporting cast of the best o line of any team in the league, an elite rb behind that o line that almost broke ED's single season rushing record if it weren't for 2 to 3 bad games, an elite tight end, and elite wide rrciever, and good decent recievers. All this while plsying in a dilapidated NFC East
Hoe does anyone think romo is even good at all?
>>67591212
Post on /sp/
>>67593926
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
HOLY SHIT
>>67591212
>>67592014
I had a roommate in college who had a hot gf (legit 9/10 face and booty), but she was a complete cunt. Which was unfortunate because most of her friends, while also pretty attractive, didn't come close to her level of cunt-ness (from what I experienced). They had a toxic relationship and I fucking hated it whenever she was over. I'd find her and rape her and she would never find out that it was me.
>>67593924
It's a meme, not even ESPN think Romo is elite, and when Skip Bayless is practically the breadwinner for that company that is saying something.
>>67593926
R.i.p
>>67593951
Take it easy Thaddeus Venture...
>>67593955
this. Tiki/cowboy/ranger dynasty single handedly made dumb faggots think that Romo is elite
>>67590423
>Raiders
>Carr & Coop take a step forward, offensive line opens up holes for Murray, defense pairs an elite pass rush with good corner play and Heeney and Ball/Smith provide serviceable at ILB. win AFCW and get past the first round
>Carr regresses, Cooper continues to drop easy balls, Mack/Irvin/Aldon don't play up to their potential, ILB play is still bad, safety play is bad, go 6-10 and JDR is on the hot seat
>10-6
>Irvin because speed off the edge perfectly complements Mack/Rio/Ward's power moves
>Alvin bailey makes fun of seahawks fans
>he's now a member of the Cleveland browns
>mfw gonna watch the browns just to see bailey suck and get fired
that's what you get for sucking dick at Oline nigga you go to the browns
>>67590423
puckers
19-0
rodgers dies
13-3
litten
>>67594038
Strong analysis, raidnigger are destined for glory
there are two kinds of people
>>67566630
>Semi-pro football player here.
What position do you play for the Browns?
>>>>>>>FA:Knowshon Moreno '80% done' with football?
TEN:Green-Beckham slowed by hamstring issue
JAC:Jaguars lock up second-round LB Myles Jack
SD:Vegas mayor: Chargers are our backup option
FA:Report: 'Fins have discussed Hall, Cromartie
NE:Rob Gronkowski to grace 'Madden 17' cover
MIN:Vikes' Laquon Treadwell inks his rookie deal
FA:Dashon Goldson visiting the Rams on Thursday
PHI:No. 2 overall pick Wentz signs rookie deal
DEN:C.J. Anderson still expected to be lead back
MIA:Dolphins will use 'hot hand' at running back?
NYG:Vacchiano: Rashad Jennings 'likely workhorse'
>>67590423
>cakes
>beat cheats once and sweep jests and gaysharks (swept both last year) make playoffs, lose immediately
>tyrod gets injured, ej and cardale take turns making memes
>9-7
>reggie ragland
>>67566331
>be vikings fan
>one roommate is also vikings fan
>he wanted this overrated nigger on the team badly
>mfw
>>67590423
>packers
>13-14 win season, superb owl
>everyone gets injured, packers go 7-9 so they don't get a top 10 pick, mccarthy and capers still have a job
>11-5
>popplio
>>67594121
Holy shit, that is beautiful. don't know where you got that, but fckn saved to shit.
>>67591212
realistically, hunker down, too many people with guns who might just shoot indiscriminately. If I were feeling a little gutsy, go out and rape some sluts I know just to fuck em over knowing they can't do shit about it.
>>67566957
Is Derek Carr the Furture GOAT?
I'm not sure if this is a regular retard post, however:
What is the best way to choose an NFL team to follow? Should I just pick it out of a hat or something? I can't decide at all considering I have no real ties. How did other dirty foreigners choose their teams?
>>67596214
my advice is to pick a team with a young, good, non game manager QB. No matter what happens, you will always have a chance at winning a game with him at the helm. Good examples of this right now are
>Raiders
>Bucs
>>67596214
idk pick the team of your favorite player
>>67596214
pick a shitty team like the naners so nobody can accuse you of bandwagoning
>>67596214
Theres a whole bunch of ways, but one way that you shouldn't choose is letting someone decide for you.
Let it happen naturally
>>67593924
Don't post drunk
How shit will Derrick Henry be?
Its 105 degrees here, kill me
>>67598589
What's the issue? I thought your people were used to those kinds of temperatures.
>>67598589
Thats just above boiling temperature. I know you're more used to burning but it'll have to do.
>>67598589
it's 40 here and i have a space heater on next to me
wanna trade?
>>67598704
Grew up in Connecticut, I ain't built for this shit.
>>67598846
God yes, ill take cold all day over heat. Its a heat wind that feels like that gif
jags going 11-5
prove me wrong
>>67598589
>tfw its nice and cool here and I just put on a nice pair of wool socks
>>67598878
The more you know!
I'll think more of you now for being a patsfag.
Why you move bro?
>>67598981
They'll probably meme it up and fuck around with an 8-8 record. The Jags are just one of those teams that under perform expectations. For example given how shit the division was with an injured Andrew Luck, they should have finished 9-7 last year.
>>67596214
Whoever you think has the handsomest quarterback desu
>>67593436
>Ladarius Green
Fuck that's actually a really good system for him to be in. Hopefully the Steelers don't waste him like the chorgers did
>>67599270
>>67599186
a year ago I was more of a zionist, after living in Israel, I am less of a zionist, kind of like how if you take liberals and have them live next to blacks, they get redpilled. A month and a half from now, that flag will turn back into the good ol stars and stripes.
>>67598981
They have so many new players on their defense so it will take a bit for them to come together. And Bortles is still really mistake prone both in taking avoidable sacks and throwing awful picks. I can see them starting slow and then having a great stretch in the 2nd half of the season though.
>>67599270
pic related
>>67599410
brady is Chad Mc'Chadface the person
>>67599495
>They have so many new players on their defense so it will take a bit for them to come together.
yea but really just having them there makes them better than the hot garbage that D has gotten used to
>>67591212
Steal all the lottery tickets. Gotta plan for what happens when that 24 hours is up ;)
>>67599596
That's a handsome gay man, how big is his dick do you think?
>tfw wolfe signed for well below market value cause he wanted to stay here
thanks wolfe
>>67599634
ask your mom
>>67590423
Puckers
16-0
Rodgers injured. 9-7
13-3
Martinez
>>67590492
everyone likes to bait for (You)'s and hops on the Flacco is bad train for "le sick banter xDD"
Bosa will be a bust.
Will Develin be back this year patsbros?
Prove Me Wrong.
Protip. You Can't.
>>67607015
Packers 16-0 (1 seed)
Vikings 9-7 (6 seed)
Steelers 12-4 (1 seed)
Bengals 11-5 (5 seed)
From a Seahawls fan.
>>67607015
>>67607073
I literally, objectively, statistically and literarily cant prove you wrong.
>>67607073
Brady won't be suspended?
out of curiosity I looked at how passing numbers have gone up during the decades
>1975
Average QB Stat line: 17 tds, 21 ints, 2279 yards, 52.5% completion, 6.7 YPA, 62.8 Passer Rating
Run heavy era in a decade dominated by defense, even better defense than in the 60's. prior to the 1978 rule changes. you could still be considered a good qb even if you threw as many ints as tds.
>1985
Average QB Statline: 21 tds, 22 ints, 3272 yards, 54.8% completion, 7 YPA, 70.7 Passer Rating
1978 rule changes cause heavy uptick in passing volume. Teams Still do most of their throwing deep, which is why the average of 7 YPA would be even considered respectable today. Only a few teams like the 49ers, bengals, and chargers are heavy passing teams.
>1995
22 tds, 17 ints, 3533 yards, 58.2% completion, 6.8 YPA, 77.5 Passer Rating
Explosion of the West Coast Offense, focus on efficient passing in the intermediate game rather than a lot of downfield throwing. Less interceptions as a result, and YPA actually goes down from the last decade. Completion % continues to skyrocket.
>2005
20 tds, 16 ints 3255 yards, 59.5% completion, 6.8 YPA, 78.2 Passer Rating.
Surprisingly, passing numbers stagnated a bit, If i had to guess defenses adjusted to the fact that offenses across the league were pass heavy now unlike in the past when it was only a few.
2004 rule changes may have also not been heavily enforced yet.
>2015
26 tds, 13 ints, 3902 yards, 63% completion, 7.3 YPA, 88.4 Passer Rating
Arcade Passing Era, illegal contact and enforced PI calls make it so teams are heavily encouraged to pass. Huge increase in not only pass volume but efficiency as well. 4k seasons are now run of the mill. You are turnover prone now if your td's don't double your ints.
>>67607901
I have the Pats starting 3-4, then their schedule eases up bigtime
>>67607907
Tom Brady ruined football
Is Steve Smith Sr a Hall of Famer?
>>67608060
>more ESPN >are the oats done narrative
Fml
>>67598589
stop living in the fucking desert then
should I play Kotor or Gladius?
>>67608384
kotor obviously, krabby patty
>>67608066
You mean Peyton Manning, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwheSCgyJCo&feature=youtu.be&t=25m7s
>Hayne announces retirement
Kek
>>67608922
kek austrailia BTFO
>>67608922
He just wasn't tough enough
>>67608922
> AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS SO EASY ANYBODY OUTSIDE OF AMERICA CAN DO IT
AUSTRALIANS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>67608816
i hope this is a neck workout
>>67609336
Australia failed. Now it's Germany's turn.
Won't be easy seeing as he'll have Teddy throwing to him, lol.
>>67609344
>not having the post game interview with a stretched out neck
can't believe that hit got flagged
>>67610098>>67610098
>>67610098
>>67610098
new bread
>2 early
>>67608080
Probably
>>67610138
>anime
No
>>67610138
>anime
>puckers
Requesting new, non-weeb trash thread
>>67607907
>Marino threw 48 tds, 17 ints, 5,000+yds, and had 0 fumbles in 1984.
The GOAT.
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