I never make this but come and post about baseball.
first for biathlon girls
>dickey start
>>67559711
>/mlb/
>on a game thread
you dun goofed son
is this what happens when the bandwagon is watching urban youth hoop instead?
>>67559711
Baseball has been around for over 100 years!
>>67559711
Is that whatsername?
She such a qt even with that look on her fac
>>67560126
>watching to watch dickey dicking it
yes
>>67559711
>>67560151
Peanuts are a traditional favourite at ball parks.
"ayy peanuts over here! I got your peanuts!"
>>67559711
>>67560151
>>67560183
Baseball is a very popular sport in Japan. Many of the Asian American players are of Japanese ancestry.
Do white Canadians like basketball?
Baseball: It's like hockey but not! Our good friends in the States sure do love it though! :D
>>67560204
like pic related?
Just got home from work, what have I missed?
>>67560242
only the ones who are not worthy of trust or respect
since the bats are still ded lets post asian qts
ill start
>>67560302
>she will never pour you a beer
>>67560302
>heheh..big texas hotdogs Pat...
>*breathy laughter*
BASED SMOAK
>>67560354
I would fucking destroy that hotdog
this thread is ded
anybody ever had lunch here?
>>67560519
Rangers fans don't have much of a presence in gamethreads anymore, last year and the year before we had more regulars in the threads.
>>67560611
Do you go there for the food or the scenery?
>>67560611
dirty hammer
>>67560670
off track betting
>go to reddit/mlbstreams
>click on FSSW stream link
>mfw I've been listening to the Toronto stream for the last 10 minutes
I've gotta say, Toronto's commentary isn't half bad, I've moved to the Rangers stream now though.
>>67560681
are you telling me you wouldnt live there?
>mfw run "support"
>>67560800
no, passed there a few times and lived up to its reputation
but at least its way cheaper than the 6ix
Yo
Time to get famous
>>67560989
still more run support than marco "nada"estrada
this is one game where I'd actually want NL rules
>RA Dickey hits better than Josh Thole and most of the team right now
c-could he pinch-hit tho?
>>67561029
DUDE YOU'RE IN A VIDEO GAME
>>67560774
I don't mind buck & pat, pretty folky with all buck's stories
I didn't care for the SF commentators
>>67560204
Yes they bowr dowrn verry highry in Japan >_<
>>67561052
IS THAT DE GROME
>that bautista banter
maybe the rivalry is a thing
HAHA WHERE HAVE I SEEN THAT BEFORE
>>67561111
CHECKED
>>67561111
boo
deja vu
FUCKING UP AGAIN SON
>>67561064
The Toronto commentators seemed pretty even keel to me, I hate it when commentators are obnoxiously one sided. I could happily listen to the Toronto commentators for a whole game if I couldn't find a Rangers stream.
sacks are confirmed drunk
how will they fuck this up hmm
Perez pls ;_;
dickey staring into the abyss
>saunders
>>67561192
they can be pretty optimistic & one sided for the jays some times but overall pretty good
sandy got keked
dickey got a big butt no homo
No wonder he got raped lmao
>>67561155
Best part of the commercial desu
>>67561412
>No wonder he got raped lmao
a bit rude dont you think?
>>67561325
Yeah, that's to be expected from team commentators. I've listened to some commentators that just seem to trash the other team the entire game... It's hard to even watch those games.
>>67561458
Nah
>>67561192
They're definitely homers but no where near as blatant as others.
>>67561460
i need to know which team
i could use a bit of unnecessary anger in my life
>>67561412
suspiciously-looking asian man strikes
>>67561514
Looks like Sanchez
>>67561500
I try to stick with the Rangers broadcasts for the most part, I can't remember specifically which team(s) it was :(
>>67561514
he looks weird without the long hair and beard
>>67561514
He looks like he was molested as a child
>>67561192
They also retain enthusiasm when the team sucks. "And the Blue Jays loooose again. Join us tomorrow it'll be a doozy".
>>67561571
Yeah, Rangers broadcasters are generally fair about things. Both are kind of 'old school former player types' that constantly say things like "gotta tip your cap at so and so for a big hit there" or whatever.
They will however playfully make fun of Bautista for whining so much
>>67561514
I've only every seen dickey look like this
Jesus nearly took his head off.
WOW
Donaldson is lucky as fuck he didn't just tear his ACL
TEXAS COLLAPSE
rip dolan
almost rained blood tonight
fuck... Dyson's putting on a shitshow
forgive my bad paint skills
>be Prince Fielder
>paid 20+ million to be a DH
>can't hit
>>67561997
It hasn't even 10 minutes since it happened and it's already being memed. Good job.
>>67562002
It's pretty sad really. I like the guy, he seems like a good person and a good leader for the younger guys on the team but god damn he's gotta sort his hitting out.
>>67562065
I feel yeah anon. Martin and Tulo are making 20+ and both hitting under 200. Martin has been way worse. I think he has 1 XBH.
>>67562088
tulo has 19 rbis you can stop being a debbie downer any time you bandwagoner
>be an adult.
>fight over a baseball.
>93yr old WWII Vet who fought in the Battle of the Bulge reminiscing about Nolan Ryan beating the tar out of Robin Ventura
Today was a good day
need a webm of that spectator spaghetti
>>67562140
Fielder has 20 RBIs, it doesn't excuse hitting under .200 as a DH
EE
E
BASED EE
DINGERS
>>67562170
murphy has 22. they're hitting when it matters
fuck, I knew that was gone as soon as it left the bat
SOLO DINGER
CHECK THESE SOLO DIGITS
>he doesn't raise his arm irl with EE while he runs the bases
fucking bandwagoners I swear
>>67562140
I would love to know what his numbers are with RISP. When you're given several opportunities a game you're going to get RBIs.
BASED SMOAK!!
DINGERS
>>67562283
He's been playing so fucking well. Playing every day has helped him out tremendously.
2 LOW
L
O
W
>>67562298
for sure, Gibby put faith in him and it's paying off now
>>67562246
well he just added to his w/ RISP numbers
>>67562245
>>67562246
Well Fielder is hitting .303 with risp but only .123 with bases empty. In some games not giving up an out and prolonging the inning is pretty important too.
>>67562322
I picked a bad time to doubt him.
tulo is still shit 2bh
>>67562246
if i'm reading this correctly:
4 singles, 1 double, 1 homerun, 7 walks, 9 rbi
a .200 average not including today
>>67562361
.200 w/ RISP, .308 w/ RISP and 2 outs as per yahoo sports
doubt they updated his RISP already though
pretty solid tbqh wit you senpai
>>67561500
White Sox have a horrible man by the name of HAWK
>>67562423
>>67562430
This guy has 7 home runs, 19 RBIs and he's batting a 150
>>67562201
murphy is hitting over .300
>>67562443
hawk is incredible.
>>67562361
>>67562407
thats right everyone on the jays suck
don't forget to be forever pessimistic canada-cucks
It's comforting knowing this rags bullpen is equally as bad as the jays.
top underrated commentary teams
1) angels duo
2) yes network team
3) rangers duo
4) orioles
Why isnt le suspiciously asian-looking man starting over Goins at this point? I'm not saying forever but offense is what we need right and Goins hasnt provided enough. And Barney was a gold glover so its not like hes a huge defensive downgrade either.
>>67562469
>>67562443
who is this hawk and how is he so terrible?
>>67562539
>hitting .160 is acceptable
just because he memes his way into a home run every couple of games doesnt mean hes good
>>67562551
Fuck it.. I'm just gonna go smoke another cigarette and hope this half-inning is over by the time I get back
>thole walking twice
>>67562556
>Why isnt le suspiciously asian-looking man starting over Goins at this point?
he is
problem is his defense is spotty
>>67562454
>>67562456
BA isn't everything. it's biased towards batters who do well in low pressure situations, since the majority of PAs are with the bases empty.
obviously his productions overall is down, but you can never just point to one statistic and call a guy good or shit. you would know this if you watched baseball for longer than since last august. he's got power and a good swing, his perception at the plate though has definitely taken a hit for whatever reason. no need to act like he's fucking sandoval
Is rubber ducky gud again? Will he go the distance tonight?
>>67562577
no its not great but were only 6 weeks in and 120 games left
>>67562628
JUST
Who /rallycap/ here?
>>67562655
almost 40 games and over 100 plate appearances of .150 hitting is more than a slump, plate appearances stabilize after 60 or so ABs, so hes going to hit .150 and strikeout at almost 30% untill he fixes something, either with his swing or his eyesight or his plate approach
>>67562605
Anon you can't argue he's been a disappointment this season at the plate. Don't try and act like you're some professional analyst who actually knows tulo.
Before today his slash is 179/279/340
Youre telling me that isn't well below average?
>being shutout by a meme pitcher with a 5+ ERA
whyyy
>>67562605
>if you disagree you are a bandwagoner
You can tell quite clearly from his ba that something is wrong. Obviously it's just one stat, if you have a better stat that shows that he's good go find it.
If you want more stats check his swing % on pitches in the zone and his % of hard contact, something is obviously wrong with him. What the fuck is your point here, are you the same guy that defends tulo every thread? He's obviously hitting like shit now
>>67562711
thats over 100 points below his career average
Matt "Fucking" Bush in the bullpen, lads
He looked really good in spring training, I can't wait to see him pitch in the bigs
>>67562734
he has a .280 OBP and is striking out 27% of his at bats
however you wanna measure it hes been shit
does gibby the absolute madman let dickshit go out in the 9th inning?
it would be spectacular if he gives up a 5 run inning
>>67562747
I'm ready to see how that 97mph fastball works in the big leagues.
>>67562747
He was called up to put Bautista into a coma.
>>67562789
So we agree, guess you're not the dumb anon I was responding to
The thing with tulo is that his peripherals don't even suggest his poor play is "unlucky"
>>67562747
I'm liking him already, which member of the bullpen do you think he should replace?
IIIIIITTTS
NOT YOUR TIME!
well that's a silver lining
Matt Bush
Because everyone deserves a ninth chance
>rallycapping intensifies
CACTUS CUT NACHOS
>>67563030
I don't know what that is but I'd eat the shit out of it
actually happy for matt bush
anyone else concerned about donny?
he hasnt hit a dinger in over a month
>>67562711
>>67562734
his BA is well below average, it is not acceptable, and as a professional, he is working on improving it
his other stats like 7 HR and 19 RBIs are quite solid though. he's a vacuum on defense aside from this recent spaghetti. he is a good player and an integral part of the team
but you are obsessed with calling him out as complete and utter shit. you do this because your life is empty and expressing irritation at the things you can't control in life is your predominate remaining source of satisfaction, whether that be at baseball teams, video games, or the government and society
such is 4chan these days though. and bandwagoners are the worst since they have no realistic expectations
oh boy here we go, can they do it? Can they give up 5+ runs in the 9th?
>>67563087
>strawmanning
Lel get fucked
wait did gibby really deny based dickGOD his CGSO after retiring 14 straight?
>5' 9"
>throws upper 90's
pretty impressed with Bush tbqh
It doesn't look good Rangerbros, the curse of Toronto is still haunting us.
based girodo
if loup gets healthy can we finally banish cecil to the shadow realm permanently?
well shit
GG Jays, see y'all tomorrow
>>67563126
yeah what the fuck, why even bother pulling him at all its not like he throws hard or was struggling at all, weird
>>67563126
111 pitches
>>67563126
>>67563161
This bullpen needs practice (obviously) and a 5 run lead in the 9th is a good time for that
>>67563161
Quit while he was ahead!
>>67563087
I think it's safe to say you've win the argument when you start to project like a babby retard.
>>67563164
5 run lead and a pretty dead team man, why he do dis
>>67563126
how new are you?
do you realize dickey is perfectly capable of looking locked in and just suddenly going to shit and giving up multiple straight base hits?
giving key bullpen pitchers some time is more important than doing a favour for a meme pitcher who has caused us so much pain
>>67563057
boston pizza promo here in poutineland
we won
>>67563194
i'm pretty safe when you can't offer any actual arguments and instead post about the irrelevant fallacy at the end
>>67563159
gg ragsbro
>>67563200
>implying other people are new
you must be new here
>>67563221
>this shameless damage control
>>67563231
fuck you ive suffered through dickshits bullshit for years
>>67563200
true, but you could also give dickey a big morale boost and show that you trust him and don't think he's likely to suddenly give up multiple straight base hits after a quick top half of the inning
I dunno just feels rough. though fuckken girodo definitely need the real game practice
>>67563254
>this shameless disengagement
pessimistfags confirmed spoiled bangwagoners, I win
>>67563272
>don't think he's likely to suddenly give up multiple straight base hits
but he is, he knows this, gibby knows this, the entire team knows this.
he should be happy he lowered his ERA and got the win, and getting girodo comfortable as our lefty reliever is way more beneficial than dickey getting a meaningless accolade when hes already got a cy young
>>67563272
Think big dickey is old enough to not need hand holding, besides he seemed happy enough when gibbons told him
>rags btfo
>pessimists ABSOLUTELY BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNN THE FUCK OUT
it was a good day
>>67563297
Ha I knew it was you, please put on a trip so I can avoid seeing your retardation
>>67563297
wew lad
the pessimism gets a little old after a while and i feel bad for tulo getting shit on
>>67563327
pecimists will always win when it comes to the blue jays new friend
>>67563309
>dickey getting a meaningless accolade when hes already got a cy young
fair enough
>>67563316
I thought I saw him look flustered and go into the tunnel right before commercial break, but it's irrelevant, he should be professional regardless of the situation
>>67563340
no you do it, you'd be doing the rest of the thread a favor too
>>67563386
>I know you are but what am I
Lmao my man
>>67563400
you guys are the minority and shit up the thread literally every 60 seconds with shit like "I hope we lose" and "we won't score here"
quality contributions my good sir. I really don't get why you masochists don't just become twins fans
i honestly cant believe anyone that is an optimist has been a fan longer than the last 12 months to be quite honest
i honestly can't believe anyone would hysterically want a team to lose but still call themselves a fan
>>67563439
Lol again with the strawmanning
You should look at my first post that you responded to. I'm heading out, if you read this you are a faggot and I have gotten the last word
>>67562959
he's not replacing anyone they were a man short in the pen after signing stubbs and sending Klein down. Optioning Delino when they called him up fixed that
>>67560171
FYI
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alison_Brie
>Brie's mother is Jewish
