old
>>67530286
Obligatory /trb/ related links:
http://pastebin.com/grLucSzY
Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: http://pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=BE&v=n_sJjQ6AxiU
nth for /biz/ exorcising the demon or >Art
>>67555789
Mitch is an ignorant prick edition.
3rd for I'm proud of this kid
>>67555789
>2 posts early
>>67555834
>This butthurt
>>67555849
It's a doggy dog world
xth for wordsworth classics covers
>>67555887
>Not Pierrot Romance covers
>>67555887
Upvoted for 19th century Russian literature, the perfect complement to any FM save
Time for spee if anyone would like to go to the 4cc stream and show their support
>>67555789
I like this image
MESSIIIIIIIII
/biz/ edition
MESSI MESSI MESSI subedition
>>67556261
>On a brace already
Truly the GOAT
>>67556261
>>67556294
We're headed for the 4-4-4-4 lads
>>67555975
Haven't followed that in years. Why are /sp/ in a baby cup? I thought that was for the likes of /po/ and other slow ass boards.
>>67556294
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING GOAT; HOLY SHIT
MESSI ACTUALLY SCORED A BUTIFEL HEADER
IVE SEEN IT ALL
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
HATTRICK
>>67556357
Because >Art
>>67556387
>dutchfag on suicide watch
>>67556357
Ask the guy below you
>>67556393
the one who relegated us was Edgar, the one who brought us back to the babby was Bochum
44444444444444444444
>>67556430
Yeah but memes are more fun than historical accuracy
>>67556427
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
MESSIFAGS BTFO
>>67556551
>Scoring when it's 4-0
We in prime TSUUUUUUUUUUU time now
>>67556621
Would lel if we got a pen and he took it
who /tipsy/ here?
Should I sign some regens lads?
n-no need to worry r-right guys?
>>67556724
I feel like its actually going to happen
I've seen enough things in PES to firmly believe that we can still throw it away
And all of it just happens because Tsuu did not score a tap in - unrealistic as fuck
ROOOOOO!
>This pressing
>this slip
>This year
M8s....we are liverpool
>>67556764
REEEE! Why didn't my image attach!
sweatyman.jpg
I need some key players to get injured lads I've got a squad of 35 players and I can't rotate them all
Together forever lads
Something tells me USA USA USA scored today
>>67556925
fire your physios, hire some lower league 20 aggression dms as new physios. train fitness on very high.
>Sanic is going to score for a manager-less /v/
rip headphone users
>caring about tactics
i just played a simple 4-4-2 with basic instructions to clear ball to flanks, direct passing, high tempo and exploit the flanks and won the PL with southampton and no signings first season
keep morale high and nail team talks, thats all it is
I don't understand /v/'s Never ever meme
>vitesse are in the champions league semi final
wew lad
>>67557390
>not chromecasting it to your TV while waiting for the ECF to start
>/jp/ losing to literally AI
>They'll still beat us day 3
>>67557633
ECSF
>>67557633
>taking a photo of your screen
>>67557633
I'm just going to
>
For everything there desu.
So if /jp/ equalizes what does that mean for >us?
>>67557821
it means 0.25 A presses
So we're through with a draw now?
Why haven't we made a 4cc DB?
>>67558171
why would you want to?
>>67558171
Somebody tried
>>67558171
I tried and promptly felt like killing myself
>>67555789
I'll be ridiculed for this, but what is this bird from? I would like very much to know
>>67558285
It's from TJ Henry Yoshi
wew
>this CBC promo for this series
Canada...step your hype video game up 2bh
>There are "people" wondering why the red bulls are down 2-0 to a shit DCU team
>>67559285
>Bradley and Shaun Wright-Phillips.
Forgot they still played.
>>67559362
You're better off forgetting about them in all honesty.
what happened to my jew
pls help
>>67559502
You fed him after midnight, didn't you?
>>67559362
BWP has been a goal machine in the MLS for the last 2 or 3 seasons.
Which is something that reminds me MLS isn't very good every time I start thinking they're getting decent
fuck Callahan
>>67559650
His two good seasons were because everyone marked Henry and he had fast black wonger giving him tap-ins
This season everyone just closes down his winger and he gets 0 service. He also can't take a PK worth a shit.
>>67559696
>Pongs getting fucked by the ghost of the >rags
KARMA
>>67559650
I remember BWP when he was at Southampton. He only got 25 in over 120 games and left us when we dropped down to League 1.
I also remember him being charged with assaulting a fan and theft as well with Nathan Dyer and McGoldrick.
>>67559650
>>67559704
>>67559921
>tfw Ibra scores 60 in the MLS next season
Might do a Wroxham save tbqh. I'll do one better than any Slavish Wrexham could ever do.
>>67559502
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
>>67559958
Next season he's at arse and scoring twenty as they win the league.
>Kosovo and Gibraltar can enter the 2018 World Cup after being accepted as members of world governing body Fifa.
Based
>>67560039
yah no
>>67560061
Kosovo are going to steal Xhaka and that other """"Swiss"""" lad and do shit
>>67560039
I'd like to see Ibra and Giroud have a sword fight.
Not that kind, you bummer!
>solo traveling through South East Asia
>having a great time, meeting loads of new people who think I'm a norm
>but I just want to go home and get Welling promoted from the conference
Help lads
>>67560221
Go to some shithole nation and convince them to make you their new national team manager.
>>67560101
More realistic than him moving to MLS.
>>67560291
Hope he goes EPL and gets exposed for the average striker he is but I won't be surprised if he goes to MLS or China where he can still earn a fuckload and score a bunch and maintain his ego of thinking he is the best player in the world.
>>67560291
>>67560398
going to mls but being loaned to a bpl team
yfw ibra at lester
>>67560273
Myanmar here I come. Also posting with this flag is pretty cool
>>67560458
>MLS but being loaned first
"No"
If anything, Ibra will go to some CL team, he still has to get that monkey off his back. And LA and NYC are full on DPs
>>67560221
>not going to the place with best food
Come south and you'll have the time of your life.
BTW is this Chill?
>>67560517
Only if he travelled to Malaysia from the US in 4 mins
>>67560101
>>67560221
>>67560546
That'll be impressive.
>star striker and captain wants to leave but I wouldn't let him so he's threatening mutiny
well, I had a good run.
>>67560578
He can't mutiny from the U18s m80
Lads, why did I get my IF to learn how to lob the keeper? Was I really that drunk last week when I started it? I mean, I can't even remember doing it, so I must have done it when I was #rekt last week.
What the fuck was I doing?
>>67560617
>Not having le cut inside and lob man
>>67560597
It's Icardi and he's just won the European Golden Boot, I need him more than he needs me, it would seem.
Hopefully I get like 50 million quid offer for him and I can just buy someone even better. Otherwise it's just Embolo and some ancient Argie git.
>>67560635
It's what I'm doing now, getting him trained on cutting inside.
Tempted to buy Robben just to teach him a thing or two.
I might have a transfer window problem lads....
How do I get these useless fucks to stop heading ball all over the field and not chasing it down at all?
There's no option to tell them to stop being retarded.
>>67560517
I genuinely think i might after I've gone to Penang. In the Cameron Highlands right now, really nice here. Where are good places to go in Indonesia? Would love to go to Borneo or Sumatra, been told to avoid Jakarta though.
>>67560729
Remember, don't get raped and your head crushed in on the beach, please.
https://nickobongiorno.wordpress.com/2015/07/08/koh-tao-murder-trial/
>>67560762
Jesus. Don't look at the images in there if you have a weak stomach.
>>67560997
>Being a little bitch
>>67560762
Christ, glad I'm not going there. Fucking Thais.
>>67561059
Doesn't bother me too much beyond being a bit shocking to look at but only fair to give warning since we have people like Mitch here who are prolific chokers anyway. Don't want to make him choke on his vom do you now?
>>67561098
>wanting trigger warnings to protect people who can't even bang a drunk 4/10 (at best) teen
>>67561187
He got with this 10/10 lad
>>67560729
Bukittinggi and Pontianak are pretty good. Yeah avoid Jakarta if you don't want to spend 80% of your tie in the traffic. It's that bad.
Mitch's Waifu
excuse my other shit
>>67561379
Show us your stadium design la
>>67561264
Thanks m8. Will hopefully check out one or both of those places. Where is you stay in Indonesia?
If I tell the board I'll win, when I'm very, very sure I'll come second or third, will I get fired? Or will they forgive me so long as I do well elsewhere? (Cup/Champions League)
>>67561436
I was just finding a rendering tool. I haven't designed anything yet :D
ok?
>>67561464
The very center of the traffic jam area in Jakarta lel.
Enjoy your trip, man.
>>67561562
trying for europa league perhaps?
>>67561647
lol no
wew la
>>67561562
Would you consider streaming? I am intrigued to see the rise of Drogheda
>>67562141
my lappy can't handle FM very well, let alone streaming FM.
>>67562158
That is a shame since we're losing Mitch to Dark Souls 3
>>67562158
>my lappy
>>67562186
If only he had a desky
>>67562212
i wish I had a desky
Well, this happened.
>>67562400
cheer up butters have a snack
>>67562400
Consider sudoku
>>67562455
It should be illegal to make Euros hungry at ~3am with tasty gifs/webms
>>67562455
ty m8
>>67562495
The loophole there is he pretends he sent it to me because it is lunchtime where I am
i think that went well
>tfw randomly found VGCW
This Greg Ninja person just won a table match
>>67562593
>Ronaldo beating up on little teams
It checks out
>>67562593
Ronaldo only scored 6 - great defending display
>>67562495
I know right?
Sh-should I do it? They released him on a free, which I don't think Tottii deserves, also I feel like this would either get Totti stabbed or turn Rome into Inter's second city.
>>67562597
Shit happens.
>>67562633
>>67562648
Scratch that he's retiring and thinks Inter a-shit.
Fuck you Totti, you scored one penalty and won the golden boot because everyone else was having an off year.
>>67562648
activate it
>Player has completed loan to other team
>Literally next email
>Player is out with a broken foot
>real nigga hours
>no real niggas watching the stream
cmon lads
OUR YEAR LA
U
R
Y
E
A
R
L
A
Oh now what the fuck is this shit?
>>67563466
Does that count as it coming home?
>>67563494
no :(
>>67563466
Fugg
Who did they beat to get there?
>>67563466
It's as home as it'll ever be.
>>67563466
We did it!
I see improvements
>>67563535
They came second in their group
>>67563466
Do you have Scotland loaded? Seems to help them out.
>>67563764
link some cheeky corner tactics
Ten (10) in a row.
>>67564430
Total Spanish top division titles by club?
>>67564199
>>67563871
Yeah, I have them loaded. But I found out why they won, their first goal was from a sweaty jewish freekick (pass the ball to an open guy to the side to log shot it in), and a penal
Basically, REFBALL
________ E
________ F
________ B
________ A
________ L
________ L
>>67564430
>Thinks winning La Liga makes up for getting BTFO by Farca in the CL
Plz don't take him away from me ;-;
>>67564461
>Jewish freekick
>Against Germany
Cheeky cunt, you
>>67564455
Madrid - 33
Barcelona - 31
Tenerife - 11
Atlético Madrid - 10
I think I'm about to buy Hazard.
Mixed feels.
>>67565912
Save money, buy the brother
>>67565982
I'm not now, most of the money I got for my striker just siphoned off to the Cayman Islands.
So I savescumed.
Game crashed. Had to replay two games.
I won the first 5-1, but had to go to penalties now.
I lost the second 3-2, now it was 5-1 and my keeper got a 5.6 rating
>>67566263
The game crashed AGAIN
FUCK ME
>>67566305
Stop playing on a shitty lappy/ desky and sort it OUT
>>67566625
I'm playing on my PC.
The crashes didn't even do me any good. Lost 4-2 to Tottenham but to make matters worse we played worse than the first two times around when we were more unlucky than just dog shit.
>>67566710
So have it 'crash' again and reload.
>>67566757
That .gif is beautiful.
>already won the league last season so focusing on other things this season
>also my squad is way better than the other teams
>figure i'll make the save go a bit faster by holidaying over league games and letting the assman take control
>first time i do it we lose 5-1 to genoa
>never doing it again
>>67566757
I'm not cheating scum la.
Its frustrating because I spent 20 minutes toying with tactics only to have it crash, me trying to re-create them and failing.
>>67566757
>>67566958
Also, this did not happen.
Good thing I sold him for 30 million with end of season transfer but its annoying as he's one of my best players. Leverkusen will be disappointed though.
>>67557423
this, i removed all instructions and focused on keeping morale high and it turned my season around. its a bit boring though
>>67558285
http://nedroid.com/
>>67567093
yes as someone who wins often i can say that winning gets boring
>>67567365
How are you awake?
My 3 auto saves got corrupted. It hurts but time to move on I guess.
Missed two absolute sitters, over rated shit head rooney scored a lucky goal and Depay got one in a million free kick. Fuck me we were 1-0 up.
>>67567586
post league table, do you have realistic chances of staying in the prem? Alsdoes the board expect you to avoid relegation or just to battle against relegation?
>>67567624
The board expects me to avoid relegation which is retarded as they gave me a wage budget of 900k per month (which is not even mid-table championship wage budget). I sold two of my players (end of this season) for 50 million just to get by. I've got 12 million left over transfer budget though but nothing to use it on. Everyone is either too expensive, not really an upgrade or a young prospect that's not going to keep me in the prem regardless.
No, I don't have real chances of staying up because I'm losing every game. Bristol city is somehow not though, my crashes gave them a new lease on life. I guess it all depends on us getting a string of good results.
>>67567744
So just chuck that transfer budget into your wage budget and get some loanees? Or will it translate to about an extra £10k per month for you?
>>67567472
modafinil
>>67567894
>abusing a dopamine reuptake inhibitor
enjoy you're schizophrenia :^)
>>67568007
s-should i stop morzi, ur a doctor
>>67567846
I'm already on loanees. The board won't even let me transfer more than up to 1.3 million per month leaving me with 10 million transfer budget which I don't need. 4 loanes in the first team and 1 on the bench atm.
My best CM got injured for 4 month too, so pic related is a starter now just to put things into perspective. I also have several weeks of injury for my RB and most effective ST. I'm boned.
I'm playing without wingers (as I had no good ones and can't afford to bring them in). 4-1-3-1-1, 4-1-2-1-2 or 4-1-3-1 is what I'm going with and trying to hoof.
Morning lads
gonna make a concerted effort to provide quality banter here in /trb/ today
>>67568035
your call, just know that if the CIA put tracking bugs in every crisps packet sold in your local store... they're probably defective
Alright lads.
I still cannot really believe it but I won the EL - I haven't processed it yet, I just cannot believe it.
I lost the domestic cup and lost a match in the league but who gives a fuck. Literally an european champion.
Is it time to retire? I just don't know, I just had the best youth intake ever and I want to see all those 5* PA players to develop, but I had it in my mind to retire after winning a European cup...
Was the Youth Intake a sign, telling me I should go on?
>>67568108
fine i'll stop
fuck i'm so tired but i must reset this shitty sleep schedule and stop playing vidya until 3am every day
>>67556753
>Art
>Kane up front
>20 shots
>2 on target
For fucks sake Kane, even Mitch has a greater chance of putting his dick between Daisys legs than you do of putting the ball between the posts
>>67568229
>>67568531
[His virginity: remaining]
>>67568531
she's cute. what's her name?
>>67568572
michelle
>>67568561
no i lost that a while back to you are mum
>>67568654
So did I ;)
Also, whoever told me to teach my strikers 'shoots with power' should die in a fiery car crash.
>>67568692
Why? What did it do?
>>67568707
Made his shots on target drop down to 30% and now I see my striker blasting the ball magnificently towards the corner flags.
>tfw £3.50 for the editor just so I could absolutely RUIN Lelverpool
Enjoy your £1bn debt and your shit everything
>>67568739
Please, for the love of God teach him to lob the keeper. I want to see the webms of him hoofing it 50ft in to the air to loop over the keeper into the net.
>>67568757
>he does not know that the database editor is free
lyl, you could've just started a new save with a ruined liverpool
>>67568801
Yeah, but now I can continually fuck liverpool over whenever they get new owners.
Also want to continually put my local step 9 team in the moolah to see them get to the premierl eague.
[s]I also just gave them messi on a whim because why not?[/SPOILER[
Is there anything to be done is it buggered?
>>67568834
>buying the editor
>hating based Liverpool
>fucking up your database
>transferring messi
>[s] [/SPOILER[
mate.
>tfw can't remember when I last made a really good signing
>>67568881
>hating based Liverpool
mate what's wrong with hating slippypool
Can't even get a lucky break when we dominate. They just score from set pieces.
>>67568897
reeeeeeeee
>>67568881
>fucking up my database
>by letting Literally Who FC have MESSI and condemning scouserpool to eternal non-league football
m8...
>>67568897
>conceeding to Dicky Van Wolfsdick
... m8
>>67568970
>hating Ricky
. m . 8 .
early stream lads! LIVE!
>>67568992
>not hating the literal worst striker in our history
m2^3
>>67569033
>hating any Norwich player aside from Bassong
baka @ u
>>67569044
>she unironically hates Bassong because of recent performances despite his stellar first few seasons for us
>>67569063
>he clearly wishes to be cucked by Seb "Clean Shit" Bassong
>>67569044
It's a
>win a corner
>cross is cleared to midfielder
>midfielder is tackled by 6 players
>8 opponents streak downfield
>6 perfect through balls
>cross to back post, striker sliding in. GOAL
episode
>scoring a goal while on 'contain' mentality
>>67567365
holy fucking shit, senpai mitch noticed me
Kek, I can get my very own meme player for a low low price of 8 million.
>>67569205
>paying 8 mil for an injury generator
>>67569166
Hate it when my players don't listen to my tactical instructions desu
>>67569205
>not just waiting 2 months and getting your own meme player for free
>>67569213
Legitimately wonder what sort of insurance Arsenal and West Ham pay for the likes of Wilshere and Carroll.
>>67569213
He'll have great company
>>67569262
"For free" is often just as expensive desu. They want obscene fees and wages.
>can only name 4 subs
Belgium lower leagues are really triggering me right now tbqh
>>67569205
Post detailed scouting report pls
>>67569365
Which team are you managing?
>>67569407
Rupel BOOM
>this rotten luck
>>67569418
How does the game deal with the restructuring of Belgian football that's going to happen from next year onwards?
Current 2nd division is only going to allow 8 "pro licenses" and the rest of the clubs will be amateur football, with 8 clubs getting relegated this season
WS Bruxelles who won the league aren't going to get promoted because they weren't giving a license for "pro football". In fact, White Star Bruxelles are actually getting relegated to 2nd division Amateur football and Roeselare get tos tay in 2nd division Pro football despite finishing 9th
The belgian league system is the most complex in the world
>>67569511
Look at this, look at it and tell me we don't have rotten luck. Its not like we get hammered in games, we just can't fucking win.
Will Nige kill himself today when Derby lose?
>>67569664
>relishes big matches
>>67569664
>Krystian Bielik
Based Polish bastard. Got him on loan form Arselol on my Falkirk save right now.
What's that website again that sells legit steam codes for FM cheap?
>>67569690
I have him on loan as well, he's a decent all rounder that can plug gaps in the midfield and at CB positions.
>>67569686
He had that good game against Barcelona, that was a big game
https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2011/feb/17/jack-wilshere-arsenal
>>67569705
Steam.com
end my misery
>>67569813
Worst ever Premier League season incoming?
>>67569705
Type in football manager cd key in google and you'll find a lot of sites
>>67569813
kill me
>>67569845
Only if I get less than 36 points (which is looking likely)
>>67569878
Are you going to get more than 11 though?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007%E2%80%9308_Derby_County_F.C._season
>bottled promotion from the norwegian first division in my first season at my childhood club
>finances gone to shit
>board sells league topscorer for cheap halfway into the season
>new season starting
>handful of key players looking to force moves
>no money available to renew contracts
is it over before it even began lads
So after we got trollballed last night are we going to see the TWO bottlers BOTTLE it in the play offs this year?
>>67569909
Maybe.
If nothing else Middlesbrough is doing worse than us.
>derby
>>67569951
You'll probably finish on about 20 points.
What's your job security like? The board couldn't be too upset there's not much you can do.
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
>>67570051
Very secure for now but they're expecting me to avoid relegation.
I can still do it though if I manage to turn those draws into wins as I was the better side on a number of occasions yet ended up empty handed. We're the only team that has yet to win in the PL.
>>67570132
There is is lads! Granted we went 2-0 up and then conceded 2 from two shots on our goal but luckily we came back with 2 more.
>>67570322
Hey, more good news. Too bad I can't increase my wage budget.
>>67570322
Those fickle supporters. Dubious bastards.
>>67570383
They gave me 20 more million.
>one of my players wins YPOTM award
Congratulations lad, well done to you
>one of my players wins POTM award
Congratulations lad, job well done mate
>one of my players wins the Goal of the month award
Well done lad, that was a proper top goal and good job scoring it
>I win the manager of the month award
crickets
How do I install a logo for my team? The logo pack I downloaded didnt have it.
>>67570409
>bolton
>finances secure
>>67570646
PL TV money did that. We'll be back in the shitter after we get relegated but if we stay up we'll be fine in a couple of years.