old
>>67505868
Obligatory /trb/ related links:
http://pastebin.com/grLucSzY
Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: http://pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9878bAKs9s
Let us make another post or two
When u beat league record for most unbeaten games yet you're still fuckin shite
Miles edition
3rd for Norbro the long shot machine
>>67520098
GUYS
U
Y
S
>>67530381
>Cardoza
>English
Tinder match edition!
>>67530381
Post him.
>>67530393
post him
>>67530381
>>67530392
>>67530398
A DECENT REGEN
I didn't get a single 4 star potential in a decade at Wrexham, this guy's 5 star potential.
>>67530416
tried thinking of a joke but can't actually find one so good regen imo
>>67530441
He's shite
>>67530484
waaaaaaahahaha
>>67530484
hope you enjoy snapping sounds
I really hope that abortion of a manager creator isn't in the new one unless it's had a massive overhaul.
>>67530416
>>67530484
>literally all speed
Of course he's terrible.
>>67530416
Turn him into a regista.
>>67530545
I hope Regen faces get reverted desu. They're terrible in 16.
>>67530587
This
>>67530500
>>67530510
>>67530555
>>67530569
Not fair man, the only good regen I got and he's fucking injury prone.
>>67530728
BOOM
S
Q
U
A
D
>>67530728
Kek
>>67530734
>>67530734
I gave him his debut, he didn't break yet
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36281699
>Two match officials who appeared to be drunk during a top-flight game have been banned by the Czech Football Association (FACR).
>It occurred during Slavia Prague's win at relegation-threatened FK Pribram.
>The FACR said fourth official Marek Pilny and additional assistant referee Jiri Jech would lose their licences and face disciplinary action.
>A statement said Pilny was "visibly drunk", adding that Jech had allegedly "urinated during the game".
>Pilny's actions were caught on video and posted on YouTube.
>The statement added that Pilny "struggled for balance" and "ran with the linesman copying his movements".
>FACR head Miroslav Pelta said "they were not tipsy, they were drunk" and "they don't exist for us any more".
>Pelta also said the game's referee and two linesmen would be suspended until the end of the season because they failed to prevent the situation.
Maximum kek
>>67530826
Maximum kek
>>67530826
Summit jej
>>67530826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yqD_4JzaTM
Not as funny as I expected
>>67530826
Who /Pompeii/ here?
>>67530826
>they city of Czechnia
>>67531017
>mfw
>>67530978
I did a Latin course in school, so yeah, I /Pompeii/ here
Comfy match so far.
>>67531063
me and you're mom in pompeii
>>67531184
I'm going on holiday to Tenerife with friends in august. Coming to get you for that.
>>67531184
Looks hot as lava. Bet your dick erupted hard at the end.
>>67531184
me and your mom in pompeii
>>67531184
more like pombae amirite
>Pompey
>tries to increase UEFA coefficient of Faroe Island
>never reach the groups but doing a little bit better every year
>my club has a coef of 5, is ranked approx. 200th club in Europe.
>Faroe Island ranking only gets worse and worse every year
>now only Andorra, San Marino and Gibraltar are below us
Why do i even try
Grinding it out lads. This does not slip.
>Central defender
>168 cm
>Jumping Reach 6
Arsenal paid £22m for this guy.
xd
>>67531337
>france on the verge of surrender
seems legit desu
>not signing Pepe
>Play counter
>Get caught on the counter
>>67531588
>start game in attacking
>score and switch to control
>concede
>>67531588
footy strategy is comparable to rock paper scissors
>parking the bus = rock
>attacking = scissors
>control possession = paper
>counter attacks = a fucking bomb that beats everything else without fail
>>67531679
>Don't need a goal
>Go overload anyway
>Concede
>Opposing CB has 10 pace
>Magically goes to 20 pace on a through ball
>>67531695
>Mitch
>>67531695
haha nice post mitch
>>67531694
Control works pretty well in 15 desu, might fail to get a goal occasionally bur you rarely concede too.
closing in
>>67531588
>replay starts
>my team has ball
>hoof to striker
>yes my hoofball tictac is working perfectly
>opposition defender wins ball
>he hoofs it long
>straight to my defender who whiffs
>no this shouldn't be happening
>their striker runs behind my flailing centre back
>no no no this isn't right at all!
>1-0
>>67531730
>20th minute
>"CB is making too many mistakes, quick sub?"
>Nah he'll work out of it
>he works out of it
>See?
>gives up 90th minute GWG
rate my international staff /trb/
>>67531882
>Cristiano Ronaldo, Head of Yoof Development
>>67531882
Please remove sturridge and ronaldo and it'll be good.
>>67531882
>Schwarzer GK coach over Iker
>this Lithuanian homo
lmao
>>67531882
not a single Spaniard
>>67531939
Pls respect Morzi, took a lot of guts for him to compete
Makes me genuinely livid that there are people ITT not using wide targetmen.
>>67531939
better than last year's cuckness
>m-muh same-sex couples kissing
>>67531965
How do you know we're not
>>67531924
No, they're quite good.
>>67531932
for some reason Iker doesn't want to be a gk coach. He has 20 fitness so he is set on aerobics.
>>67531939
There are 3 spaniards though.
>>67531965
is there a real life example of a wide target man?
>>67531914
>>67531924
>>67531932
>>67531939
>no-one has an issue with Jozy fucking Altidore
>>67531991
>implying it's bad idea to have someone on your staff who can reassure regens after they go 41 matches with a single goal
>"Euro"vision
>>67531991
Everyone will have forgotten about him in 10 years, so he won't ruin Butters staff reputation.
They don't even put up a fight anymore
I think I broke the league ;__;
>>67531989
Samaras for Celtic in European games.
Wenger's been at my ground every game this season staring at my youth
What a surprise, when I'm 1 point away from a guaranteed playoff spot I start losing games in a row.
Purely a coincidence.
>>67532123
have a team meeting meete
>>67532100
anyone got that pic of [a] Wenger[esque figure] at a youth match?
>mfw one of my players gets injured for heading a ball
>Sacked for the third time
Might just start a fresh save, always going to be greentexted by /sp/ in this universe.
>>67532192
>three times
m8 i've not even been sacked once how do you do this
>>67532090
>Lost 1
You're either wrong or should consider retirement
>>67532205
You were lucky not to be sacked early on, presumably the chairman at the start of the save had high patience.
>>67532219
bullshit i always hit my targets somehow
i'm as surprised as you tho tbf
>>67532212
>Lost 1
MITCH DID IT
>>67532145
>>67532205
The players just can't handle my sage mentality or demand for excellence. I don't win anything so they use it as an excuse to get rid of me quite quickly.
>>67532192
>(You)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMSvLjhbm7g
>>67532280
>I don't win anything
Well I found your issue
>>67532284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AWBf0hbeMU
>>67532135
Already did
>this fuck up of a match
>>67532332
Who could forget the classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFSwIw-_-as
Tears of joy
Kit pack when?
>>67532466
PROMOTION PARTY
>>67532535
Yay, now we can just about eliminate all our debts while trying to not set a new record for the least amount of points gathered in a PL season.
>>67532535
well done la
enjoy the mone- oh yeah the debt lel
>>67532475
what do you want?
>>67532535
>>67532466
woohoo
>>67532535
>>67532553
Nice af lad
>>67532554
>>67532565
>>67532567
>they gave me 13 million
>my wage budget stays at ~700k per week
We're officially taking this club in the premier league with a wage budget ranked 21st in the Championship. Lmao.
>>67532595
How many loans does the Prem allow?
>>67532272
Stjarnan 6-0 up right now.
>MF's Icelandic destroyers have become real
>loan player out
>only plays for their u19
everytime
>>67532632
4 domestic long term loans
2 domestic long term loans at one time.
My first 11 right now has 4 loanees.
>>67532641
>Hansen with two goals within six minutes of coming on
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>67532641
Isn't that the team with the wacky celebrations?
>>67532734
It's the team that beat FH on the final matchday (on a 90+1 penalty, based Finsen) when both teams had identical, unbeaten records to win the league, and then beat out Motherwell and Lech Poznan in EL qualifying two years ago.
>>67532783
>>67532734
Not identical, but both unbeaten.
>>67532841
But do they have the wacky celebrations
>>67532855
Yeah. Here, watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls3MpFBllE4
>>67532734
>>67532783
>>67532841
The undisputable GOAT end of season. If it happened in a big league people would talk about it for years to come
>>67532882
These two need to play eachother 30 times a year
>>67532882
I identify with that dancing Pepsi Can
>>67532960
Don't tell Alabama.
>>67532942
The hype is real.
>tfw you don't qualify for the eurovision final
how goes saves lads
>>67533030
iktf
>magic of the cup
>>67533030
Starting a save as Cherbourg with the manager being a regen I poached from them in fm14 and went onto to become world class.
>unironically caring about Eurovision
>>67533035
>Play US save
>Get CL
>5k attendance
True to life
>Australia makes the Eurovision final
>Nobody in the UK does
>The city of """Great""" britain
>>67533030
>>67533071
isn't Britain in the final automatically?
>>67533071
what
the UK is in the final
>>67533071
>colonials
>>67533109
le irishman with the british flag
>>67533126
probably should've guessed who you were, given you actually caring about ESC :^)
>>67533143
#hotmemes
georgia was great desu. Makes me want to sign a georgian regen and call him Lolita.
I miss YerDinner movie nights
>>67533365
he never played cartoon hobbit
i'm bummed about this
>>67533365
You were the only one who came for the ultra comfy I Believe In Miracles ;_;
>>67533398
Will people show up if it gets streamed?
They didn't wiggle out of that one.
>>67533446
>You were the only one who came for the ultra comfy I Believe In Miracles
That was me. Would recommend to anyone.
In the mean time, I bought a CB with most of my transfer budget.
>>67533446
I don't even know lmao, I'd try to but >real life and >obligations.
>Player close to triggering 9m clause
>Just sold to P$G
Who /justdodgedabullet/ here?
>>67533446
>>67533365
i'm up for tomorrow
what u showing yd??
>>67533471
So good, unlimited comfy, funny banter
Such a good soundtrack
Top football movie
>>67533522
please
>>67533531
you tell me
>You haven't selected 1st gk tonight, why have you selected 2nd gk as his replacement?
anyone wanna watch the stream
>>67533589
Sure
>>67533589
okay
Decent start to the season.
>27 goals, 7 assists in 46 games
>22 years old
>not even wanted by anyone
strange
>>67533659
i'm cracking up here oh my god
lvie guys
>Steven Gerrard has had a better Coaching career than Mitch
Never knew i'd stoop down to mitch levels
Reminder that you should offer 5-year long, high paying contracts to 30 year olds who have been at your club for over a decade so they can comfortably see out their twilight years with a nice payday
>be mitch
>use advice, continue; use advice, continue;
>passionately: i have faith x3
>click start match
>stare at phone until halftime
>make triple subs all the time because I can't be assed to watch the match
>don't know which league I'm in
>don't know how many subs I've made
I really do play the game though guys.
>>67533910
To be fair, when your club is actually good, that's what the game is reduced to
>>67533924
unironically 'no'
>>67533924
>>67533910
I usually wait until my team is leading and in control to fuck off
>>67533924
You are a scrub
Aldi here is sketchy
>m8 I know we have a transfer embargo for over a year but make the playoffs or fuck off alright?
Fulham was supposed to be comfy
>>67533924
>game
Anyone playing as Leicester with the winter update? For some reason my defence is leaky as shit, but based Vardy is on 20 goals from 15 games so it's going ok, top of the league at the moment.
>>67534515
>For some reason my defence is leaky as shit
its
your
tactics
>>67534515
I hope you're playing real Leicester tictacs.
>>67534537
>>67534601
Could be, trying to replicate the high-tempo Ranieri 4-4-2 and for some reason it always resutls in high-scoring games for any team I try it with. Lost 4-0 to Aston Villa with it, and then went on a winning streak where I beat City, Liverpool, Tottenham and then Chelsea consecutively.
>>67534641
doesn't he play 4-4-1-1 with a shadow striker
pretty sure I'm the GOAT tbqhwyarn
>>67534641
>high tempo
Are you joking
>>67534670
>>67534641
zero strikers m80s
new wave tictacs
>>67534641
On the weaker teams you should just go on the attack a bit more. That's what real life Leicester did.
>>67534670
Okazaki is 100% Defensive forward.
>Champions League Final
>6 total goals
>2 own goals
>2 goals in extra time
>119th minute penalty
>2 players sent off
>9 total cards
>goes to penalties
I'd watch that
>>67534670
Yeah maybe, I think he did that more at the start of the season with Mahrez in the free role, but as the season progressed he seemed to have Okazaki up front with Vardy and put Mahrez on the wing. I can't really remember them at the start of the season though so I might be wrong.
>>67534696
You don't think Leicester play a high tempo?
>>67534703
I've gone for 'standard' and 'flexible' - mostly because I use 'control' and 'fluid/very fluid' for pretty much every other tactic I've ever made, so I wanted to try something different. Seems attacking enough, think I'm the highest scorers in the league by 10 goals already.
>>67534751
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
rip
>>67534751
Upload the match mofo
>Winning local derby 3-0
>Go leave to eat
>Come back
>Backup LB sent off for 2 footed tackle
neat.
>>67534836
Did he land on his ballbag or something?
>>67535573
Nah roid nuts don't hang that low
>>67535632
How dare you cast aspersions on the Liga BBVA and it's highly professional and world class footballers. I am shocked at your disrespectful attitude.
>>67535717
Reported for sectarian language
place your bets
I'M IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP LADS
>>67535845
Japan all the way
What a world we live in
>>67535845
For the love of heck don't let the Aussies knock out England.
>Yelling at chinks at casinos
Reported for sectarian language
>>67536028
It was just a misunderstanding, Vardy is a nice polite lad, I bet he was saying "Walk on chap"
rip again
>doing a chelsea one because i suck and i'm sick of losing all the fucking time
>0-2 down against city in my first competetive game at half time
>"oh boy here we go again"
>decide to switch it up for once
>philosofy: attack
>instruction: a bunch, but it's all leicester meme tactics that's soley based on pressing and running around like maniacs
>fucking wingbacks instructed to do nothing but attack, leaving terry and cahill all alone in defense
>matic is a cm with defensive duties, the rest of my midfield are all attackers
>wingers are played as inside forwards
>win 3-2
How the fuck did I get away with this?
>>67536022
>>67535845
Yeah, it'd be more amusing if England lost in the ro16 and then Australia beat France.
>>67536758
>Inside Forwards
>>67536758
Yeah also Willian and Cuadrado where my wingbacks. So not only did I only leave two poor old Englishmen in defense, I also played some mediocre wingers out of position and still won.
>>67536758
>Chelsea
delete your account
>>67536839
I don't really understand why it's called that, like what does it even mean? But whatever, It's a thing on FM15 at least.
>>67536959
I know it's not the coolest career ever, but you gotta understand m8. My Sarpsborg and later Preston career was really starting to annoy me because I think I got some decent ideas when it comes to tactics and all that, but the players aren't good enough, the transfer/wage bugdets aren't good enough and I suck at handling economics at this game. Also I seem to lack a bit of understanding when it comes to performing well over longer periods of time. At my first season I got Sarpsborg up to 2nd in the league, which is pretty huge 2bh, then I dropped to 11th, didn't win a game in 9 consecutive fixtures, dropped out of every tournament prematurely and resigned. I took on Preston next, but I was just sick of the whole path I was going by then and decided to make a new one after 2 wins and 2 defeats in League One.
I know I'm not fit for /trb/ yet, but I'll get there.
>2-2 against Champions League spot competitors
>game locks up in the 93rd minute
The game made me savescum, honest.
>>67537205
>>67536960
lurk before posting
isn't this taught to people anymore?
>>67535855
go to sleep
you always complain about how you never get up early
it's because you stream until after 3am every other night.
>>67537205
einar is that you?
WHY WON'T YOU DICK HEADS SHOOT AT THE FUCKING GOAL INSTEAD OF THE STANDS!
Sorry for my angry post, 19 shots with 4 on target is mind boggling.
>>67538155
Don't you mean mind-bottling.
Because you're bottling your scoring chances.
The argie leagues have no foreign player limits at all now? They're gonna get BLACKED
http://deadline.com/2016/05/xyz-wigwam-partnership-under-the-shadow-football-manager-cannes-1201754215/
>And, there’s a film adaption of Sports Interactive’s video game, Football Manager, in the works. The project will be developed by Wigwam with Football Manager showrunner Miles Jacobson as one of the exec producers. The franchise, which has sold over 25M copies, allows players to manage their own soccer club and has been recognized by real-life teams as a source for scouting.
WHAT?
I mean I'm watching the fuck out of it but but WHAT?
>>67538971
fucking miles
>>67538971
Who do you cast as Miles?
>>67539191
>as if Miles isn't the kind of guy who insists on playing the role himself
>>67539191
Eugene Levy with shaved eyebrows.
It's going to kill me when this all falls apart. We barely even won that game against Cambridge.
>>67538155
And out of the 19 how many were long shots
>>67540454
idk
i just want to forget
>>67540000
Quads and a winning streak, get a load of this guy.
Anyone else glad the spurdoras are on suicide watch?
>>67540891
If give my Arsenal supporting dad something to cling to, so I guess so.
>>67541107
*it gives
>4am
>>67541133
Talking basketball but Spurs choking away 2nd place would make for the second biggest EPL story of the year
>>67540891
>caring about the NBA when everyone knows it's going to be the Warriors sweeping the Heat
>>67541191
>Heat
Dear god I hope
>>67541155
>Talking basketball
May as well be Chinese desu
>>67541214
>caring about basketball
Sorry, I went a little long on my greentext.
>>67541215
Honestly it's the same shit, especially if spurs lose this week and Arse get 2nd
so is getting Newcastle back to the prem in FM 17 going to be the easiest thing ever?
>>67541630
Depends how much of their team they keep but assuming most/all then yes
post your comparisons
who /overachieving/ here
>>67542636
Depends on your definition of overachieving.
>The leadership of a team that's average age is 22
Loading old saves can be fun.
>>67542636
Expected to finish top half but doing well in 1st despite injuries to key players.
I'm still not used to the 4:2:1 point system that French lower leagues use.
>>67543128
>Team A loses to Team B
>Team A wins Championship
>>67543128
>4-2-1
Left costs 13 mill and wants 3 mil p/a salary. Right is already mine, which should I take?
>The FM2015 match engine
>>67543365
left makes sense but he will flop, slow piece of shit
>having an injury crisis
>best player finally gets his work permit
i'm ready desu
>>67538971
Wait so is it going to be about the development of Football Manager? Like, biopic or documentary?
Or is it going to be a fictional (though completely plausible) story of one autist giving his life to the game and then seeking rehabilitation.
Either way, can't wait.
>drew one of the best teams in the round
haha kill me
>>67543636
>Champions CUP
Anyway, I believe in you.
>>67543655
Yeah I had all my name fixes and fake.lnc deleted, and for some reason they've come back.
>>67543636
>Literally losing to Jews
If you don't make it you'll never recover
>>67543635
It's a 16 hour still shot of a 24 year old NEET waking up and playing FM until he goes back to bed.*
*Do not steal I might actually film this.
>>67543693
mitch has already filmed himself
>>67543635
>Anon is on the cusp of taking Grimsby Town from the Vanarama National League to Champions League glory when his computer is stolen by a group of anti video gaming rebels. Now, Anon must use all the knowledge he has acquired playing Football Managerâ„¢ in order to help turn a team of footballing misfits into winners in order to win back his computer and complete his Grimbsy Town save
This shit is fixed!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>he doesn't watch the full match
>he doesn't watch it on slightly slower than normal speed for full analysis
>he doesn't pace around his room and make wild gestures whenever things happen
Casuals
>>67544135
I used to but mum makes me play it in the dining room where she can see me after I got too angry and wrote swear words on my wall with jam ;_;
>>67544516
>tfw I'm not Canadian to play/draw any satisfaction from Eastside Hockey Manager
Best HOYD I could get desu
>tfw poor
He's available for 14.5 million at 19 years old.
Haha board, very funny. Avoid relegation how?
>>67543847
Like legit, I wouldn't be too surprised.
>Jim's local club is in complete disarray, struggling in the 10th division of English football. He decides to step up to the challenge, using his knowledge from Football Manager to shape the group of rowdy misfits into a fully functioning team, learning the true meaning of leadership and friendship along the way
>Euro cup final
>their best player gets sent of 20 minutes in
>they score an own goal after 30 minutes
>murderball one of their defenders
This is a good game.
>inb4 I lose 2-1
>>67545970
>my keeper orchestrated an own goal after 42 minutes
>parking the bus and scoring a blooter in the 89th minute
This makes me moist.
Oh, right, that's a thing.
why are my players demanding wages of 200k pounds a week when they're currently at 40? should i renew contracts more frequently? i'm doing it in december the last year of the contracts at the moment
We did it lads!
>>67546176
Candreva's getting shanked.
11 CCCs, only 1 goal
why miles
>>67546431
Are they proper CCC's or is it one of those shot from an impossible angle totally classified as a CCC?
>>67546486
or even worse: impossible angle shot deflected to another impossible angle shot deflected to another impossible angle shot resulting in 3 worthless CCCs
My poor, tender anus.
>>67546557
remind your players how Irish terror acts indirectly supported the Holocaust
>>67546486
they were real CCCs, still I won 1-0 so not complaining
aaaaaaaeeeeeee
What to do, they sold Kevin Kampl to Real Madrid for ~50 or so million
>>67546625
Should I sell him a few weeks before the season starts? He's one of, if not the, best players on the team.
when did you grow out of the ridiculous fantasy that this game engine isn't scripted?
>>67546557
Aren't you used to that, though?
>>67546625
>>67546635
>>67546662
I only get to keep 25% and I doubt I can wheel in a replacement as good.
g2go will make a decision when I get back
>>67546666
not really, no.
>>67546677
>6m in debt
you'd be a madman not to accept it.
oy vey
>>67546486
I love those key highlights where my full backs get past one player and then shoot from 30 meters to make it a throw in.
"He did so well until the finish!"
Oh what a draw. The dream is very much alive.
>>67546774
>he beat the Jews only to lose to the ex-Russian jews
>>67546774
Please see >>67543655 for proof that my belief directly helped you win.
>>67546792
i think I can take them. I signed Pyunik's best player last season on a free then turned him over to Anderlecht for £300k + 40% sell on after two caps for the club. They can't be that good given he didn't fit in my starting XI. Qarabag can't be much worse.
>>67546812
thank you for believing in me
i believe in narj to promote next season :3
Well that injury crisis appears to have caused minor problems.
nigga gonna retire at this fucking club.
>Flores getting the boot
oh watford literally why
Who are we going to have to pull off the attractive, unshaven, sweater and scarf look now?
>>67546916
Mike?
>>67546916
>7 managers in 3 and a half years
fucking watford
>>67546934
>attractive
>>67546945
>importing about 40 players from Granada and Udinese over the last few years
>7 managers in 3.5 years
I hate how badly-run clubs (like Watford, Mememouth and Sunderland) go unpunished and stay in the Prem but well-run, honest English clubs that live within their means can't survive.
Mememouth constantly failed FFP by a huge margin and their only punishment is a fucking fine
>>67547006
You'd fail FFP too if you can't sell our your stadium that's already 1/3rd of the average in the EPL.
fuckin plastics
I want to take a lead pipe to the ref's blind face
did mitch fail promotion lads?
>>67547016
I supported Bournemouth this entire season and I'm not even a little embarrassed.
almost caused an upset
>tfw your shitty loan striker misses a 1-on-1 in the 119th minute
>>67537205
Having an easy save to help you relax from LLM is the purest form of playing.
#SPANKED
european competition confirmed
>>67547375
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME IT'S ALWAYS CELTIC
Possession is cancer in 16 desu
>>67547405
RIP lad.
>>67547405
If Deila is still managing you'll be alright
>>67547490
Do you mean that it doesn't work or that it's annoying?
>>67548062
The latter.
Guess score
>>67548120
0-4
>>67548120
1-1
>>67548102
I have a feeling that counter attack are killer though. My team was much more inconsistent in getting the results when i played a dominant (and working) posession ball (In World Super League, i find normal leagues to not prove much about tactics) due to the opponents always having the quality up front to utilize a counter attack in perfection.
>>67548120
3-4
FM loves a 3-4
>>67548120
0-0
>3 goals in 4 games
NEED TO DO MORE M8
Lambert is such a fucking fraud
>>67548128
close
>>67548149
>Lambert is such a fucking fraud
You take that back at once
>>67548185
take it back
now
this ref's a teapot desu
>>67548139
>(In World Super League
I might start a save in 16 now with the super league db I made.
Thanks.
>Donaldo barely averaging 7.1 rating
>Statpads against shitters like me and Deportivo to make up for it
Game is a bit too realistic for my liking.
shitting hell
>>67548445
What's it look like senpai?
where did i go wrong
>>67548688
lot of disgusting foreign names there desu
>Back-heel assist in amateur divison.
Confidence.
>Flores sacked for doing a perfectly respectable job with a pretty shit squad
Good work Watford, can't wait for you to get relegated next year
>>67548688
Your midfield obviously. The BWM will close down all the time. If the opponent resists his pressure your back 4 is entirely exposed. Put your CM at support and Kieftenbeld at CM(d), to provide your center with stability. Also what the heck is the WP doing at the right? Who's he support to feed with balls? A target man with support duty? A BMW or the LFB? A playmaker needs players for whom he can create something, not pass the ball to defensive players who don't know what to do with it.
>>67548688
Based Donaldson
>>67548688
>two physical forwards
>entire midfield trying to push forward
>0 defensive shape at all
you're basically playing a '10' formation desu. 10 outfield players doing whatever they please.
>>67548793
I don't get why people are outraged by this.
He did a decent job but if the owners think someone else can do better then what's wrong with sacking him?
>>67548818
>>67548883
thank u friends i will one day become great
>>67548688
it looks as if you put all the players on their "best" positions, that's not good in general. It's better to have a good tactic and let players play out of their best role.
>>67548966
this desu, find your best one or two players and build something around them
>>67548889
Consider the following: There are only a few success stories allowed in the Premier League
When you've got a stable situation and things are looking up, the odds of doing better with a new man are fairly small. Really you should only sack a manager if the situation is proper fucked. It doesn't happen often though. Flores has done a great job with Watford this season and it's going to be extremely difficult for his successor to replicate the success
AHAHAHAHAHA
>CHOKING THIS BAD
KEK
LEL
Great. Shit intake.
>>67548577
Need to fix my namefix but here it is, 4 tiers of world teams.
Sorry if >yours isn't where you think they should be.
>>67549116
God he's hideous
>>67549148
very cool, do you mind sharing the db when it's ready?
I like to think that this is symbolic of a new era.
>>67549235
I mean it is ready, it's playable, I've holidaying a few years and nothing breaks in the early future. There's also a league cup and a super cup.
I also added a couple youth players to represent chilly, hc.
I've always wondered, does a player having 100% condition mean he's raring to go for a top performance compared to a player at 93% or 95%? Or does it just mean he'll end the match with better remaining condition
I've always kind of rewarded my players with 100% condition of which there's a couple because I figure maybe it implies they trained really hard
man it was going so well up until 70'
WLWLWLWLWLWLWL
>>67531882
Mark Schwarzer!
i r8
>>67549349
>>67549235
and a link
https://mega.nz/#!3EwnUQoB!mnNCv4Jlud1-NXXacl1EBPKh6JwdMzPz0Ua4iGqbjSI
>>67549487
>Home - W
>Away - L
>Home - W
>Away - L
>Home - W
>Away - L
>Home - W
>Away - L
>Home - W
>Away - L
>>67549550
It's exactly like that.
>>67548889
They were literally favourites to go down and survived very comfortably with some good performances despite mostly having a team of literally whos. I know you can say the same for Leicester but I'd say Watford still did fantastically to finish where they did, very hard to imagine someone will come in and do a better job at least not without spending a fair sum and if they're gonna do that then may as well stick with Flores since he did a decent job without spending loads so its only reasonable to think he would do even better with some money to spend.
>>67549706
Real subtle Mike
>>67549789
Nah Mike is taking the diplomatic stance of "Sorry to see him go, best of luck, I know the board will make the right decision with his replacement"
Guess he has to be careful what he says now he is a Hollywood movie star.
>goes to Miles' twitter
>see this
this is a parody, right? my sides are dying reading that fucking header
>>67549898
Have you not been on his twitter before? Its always comedy gold because of shit like that.
If there was ever doubt if Mike was autistic enough his twitter account should kill the argument.
>>67549932
I have, but not for a long time. I used to follow him but I was triggered by his shilling of FM15
>If you're rude, you should expect me to be rude back.
Savage desu, any lads from here ever put this to the test?
>It is Yaya's birthday
Wonder what City did for him?
>>67550003
He gets a bit short with everyone but often says its only because twitter being 140 characters forces him to be a bit blunt which is kinda true. If you're just flat out a cunt he will just block you probably without even replying.
>>67549898
oh god
holy shit, what?
I just came back from grocery shopping, didn't even realize that youth intake was about to happen, and then this - three players who are good enough to play in the CL. in one fucking intake. in hungary. what the absolute fuck? how is this possible? I mean, how? this country usually gives me 1 talent who could make it in the CL every two years - in the entire youth intake, not just in my youth intake. and most of them dont make it because of shit work ethic or shit facilities. and now this, wow
and none of them have any crippling issues like shit hiddens or crippling manletism (although the CB is a bit small). but - jesus fuck, how fucking awesome
literally saved twice just to make sure that nothing goes wrong
>>67550157
oh by the way, what does "realist" imply as a personality. low controversy because the player knows his place maybe? or low sportsmanship / high dirtiness because of a more cynical/pragmatic approach to the game?
>>67550178
low sportsmanship but average determination
>>67550157nevermind, the DM is fairly injury prone - but fuck it, I'll take it.
30 Million and I still have him for a year.
>>67550185
This is the CB.
Extremely solid regen, already very decent in every relevant area. If only he was 10 cm taller, he'd be a god. But even then, I guess he'll be extremely good in about 4 years if he gets enough arrows.
Might even go for a cheeky passing training to make him a BPD
>>67550003
He just blocks you or tells you to go to the forums. That's it.
>>67550157
this is the GK.
not my preferred type of goal keeper to be honest - I want my GKs to be fairly fast and have very high one on ones - the latter is so fucking important in my tactics.
but well, he'll get arrows - he'll be a good keeper in the end and can warm the bench.
>>67546557
>those prices
If they Wouldn't hee the Fuck out of you, I'd say try to buy those players
>>67550157
Not my type of player. I just dont have a use for destructive DMs in my team. Will probably retrain to CB or just sell when he is at his peak
>1st and 2nd choice strikers at the fucking Olympics
>3rd choice breaks his ankle
god fucking damnet
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36289757
Would love to know how much she knows about football.
I know her job may not actually require much if any football knowledge but it still feels like it should be a prerequisite.
>tfw you have a 100% win record in a month for the first time in a long while
>get cucked out of manager of the month by another manager who got 100% with more games
maybe next time
>league takes 33% of your profit from transfer
>I take the other 67%
>>67550415
>Nigeria
>transparency
>>67550418
I used to get the opposite in some leagues where scheduling is weird.
>Only have to play one league game because of internationals and commitments in continental and cup competitions
>Other teams play like 3 or 4 league games
>Win manager of the month with 100% win rate from my one game with runners up only having won 3 of 4 and a draw in the other.
>tfw 5 away games coming up
>have 4 points out of 27 in away games
time to throw playoffs away completely, ruin morale completely and ruin my season completely.
>>67550470
Is there anyone that takes any FIFA hiring that talks about transparency or honesty seriously anymore? Even the guys that were supposed to be the good guys after Blatter/Platini's reign of terror are embroiled in controversy
I don't trust anyone in FIFA
>>67550763
consider changing tactis for away games
>>67550833
Not working
>>67550875
make it work
Hola amigos, ¿qué tal la save?
>>67550921
Trying to
>>67550948
ola amigo, i es cinco postos uppos jajajajaja
>>67550948
butters do you know why spanish speaking south americans seem to be retarded in online games?
>>67550952
try better
>>67550948
si si bonjorno señor
>>67545517
He's good cheese, you'll get more money once the TV money starts rolling in.
>>67550977
>why spanish speaking south americans seem to be retarded in online games?
So you are saying Brazzos don't seem to be? huehuehuehuehuehue
>>67550995
they seem to be capable of playing on the servers in south america usually.
>>67551013
Play a MOBA or RO2
>>67551027
I am talking about a MOBA. I very rarely encounter brazzos, but spanish speakers are everywhere even though I'm queueing English only - Washington DC.
>>67551046
I have some friends that play badly on purpose, just to piss people off.
>>67551073
Doesn't really bother me if people play poorly, it bothers me that there's a language option and like 4 south american servers and I still get matched with people who don't speak any english.
Feigenspan, cheese of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Fei-gen-span: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Fei. Gen. Span. He was Fei, plain Fei, in the morning, pacing down the pitch in one sock. He was Feigi in slacks. He was Span at school. He was Feigenspan on the dotted line. But in my arms he was always a babby. Did he have a precursor? He did, indeed he did. In point of fact, there might have been no Feigenspan at all had I not loved, one summer, an initial pacebabby. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Feigenspan was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a low league manager for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.
>>67551095
Eh, sometimes matchmaking can be pretty shitty.
Having my intake soon, first reply renames my second best youngster.
>>67551304
dat boi
>>67551314
It is decided.
gj Miles
>>67551376
>dat boi
o shit waddup
>>67551376
>Magno
Do you think he is a winger because he believes playing with strikers is cheating?
>>67551395
He's shite ;_;
posting my best one too because why not
Dat Boi scored
Confirmed better than Norbro
Not as good as Phil though
I might not be able to win the league, but I could spoil it for Juve.
Pretty nervous desu.
>>67551515
Oh shit waddup
Also how do you watch that game?
>>67551838
I just watched the highlights.
I have never done it but probably you can attend it, the match should be there as a friendly in your u19's fixtures.
Do players pick up the pace after this? Do they start playing better? Were they half assing it before this? Aren't all loan players desperate to impress, and the ones that have low scores just can't do any better?
>>67551838
When you get the youth intake news item, there's a button at the bottom that lets you attend the game.
>>67551999
I always pressed it, but I never see the actual game.
>>67550948
Just lost a game in the league where the opponent had 2 shots and I had 6 CCCs.
The invincibles dream is over.
But at least I miraculously got past Atletico in the EL (thanks to a 90+4 pen to put me into extra time) and won 3-0 in the first leg against Lyon so things are going well I suppose
>>67552069
Consider retirement
>>67552069
Consider retirement
>>67552069
Consider retirement
>>67552069
Consider sudoku
>>67552069
Consider retirement
>>67552118
Hello I am Morz and I'm a fucking contrarian
>>67552135
lyl
>>67552141
.>only Dutch poster who isn't a dickfaced asstard
>calls others contrarian
>>67552159
>cant even greentext
>>67552159
That's contender for backhanded comment of the year
>>67552187
pretty sure Koblenz is aware of his flag's reputation, what with constantly talking about moving to Germany
>>67552211
At least I live in the east, people tend to be a little less retarded here.
LETS FUCKING GET THIS FUCKING MATCH
>>67552069
Consider FIFA16
>>67552396
>when you get that message but the player has terrible attribute allocation so he'll never be a true GOAT
>>67552477
I quite rank him to be perfectly quite honest familia
>>67552525
>6 finishing
>>67552348
seriously nigger?
>>67552525
>20 flair
sounds like a flamer
gave him the #5 and his first career start. let's see what he's got. expectations and pressure are huge
>>67552673
>#5 on an attacking midfielder
>>67552673
>j. huysmans
wew, his real name?
:^) A beautiful game.
& tyvm ref.
>>67552707
#5 was the only number I had unassigned in the first 11, and I always give super exciting youth prospects from the own academy numbers in the first 11 so they are hyped
>>67552720
I don't understand the joke
why don't my coaches rate this breh
>>67552935
because hes balding at 18
>>67552867
it's not a joke. didn't know if you were a fan of his or if it was just a coincident,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joris-Karl_Huysmans
>>67552982
so is every other newgen
>>67552935
Because he's an inverted wing back.
>>67552986
Coincidence, I've not read mr. Huysmans work although it does sound interesting from a quick read
At the moment I'm reading the brothers karamazov I really rank Dostoyevsky's work but I've not had a regen in his name yet
EREDIVISIE HERE WE COME
uh
>>67553375
You're getting sacked in the morning
>>67553375
errors.jpg
>>67553375
You're getting cucked in the morning
>>67553375
There goes the pun budget again
not really my fault desu it's not like anyone expected us to promote when we signed those contracts
>>67553375
why are you doing this mitch? its honestly infuriating to watch.
pay attention to your fucking save
>>67553456
>I didn't expect my team to succeed so the terrible contract negotiations are not my fault
Its interesting logic I'll give you that.
Do you think Wenger has the whole team on a title winning wage boost clause?
>>67553456
there's still no reason to give them those clauses just in case you DO get promoted. they won't ask for significantly more money if you remove that clause.
>>67553474
because i didn't expect us to get promoted and a little wage rise doesn't seem too bad
until this happens
rip
>>67553491
i doubt it or they'd actually win something
>>67553501
fine from now on i'll remove it :^)
>>67553502
>i doubt it or they'd actually win something
Or Wenger would realise the errors he has made and not want the team to be financially killed since that is the only thing people respect him for so he'd tank the title for a couple of years until he can renegotiate.
>tfw the game doesn't break when one of your players ends someone's career
>>67553502
>because i didn't expect us to get promoted
So? It was still your aim in the long run, wasn't it? Even if it hadn't happen this year, you planned that it would happen in the next ~2-3 seasons, right? In the end you'd have to pay that money.
>a little wage rise doesn't seem too bad
When you give everyone 20-30% more wages, you immediately tie down the extra budget that the board gives you. It's just retarded.
Always do "remove and exclude" for clauses like this, or the clause that gives more % wage every year, or buyout clauses etc, or at least lock it at 10% at most so that it's just a modest boost.
This guy looks like he's about to destroy everything I hold dear, but I can't fucking sell him, he's tearing shit up
>I'm in the business of saving meme player from Schalke and then flipping them over to PSG where the cycle begins anew
Would you guys buy this duderino as a BWM
>>67553841
For you yes, for higher level teams, no.
>>67553868
I'm in the championship now I'll have you know :^)
For what reason for me yes
>>67553841
>balance
>anticipation
>>67553894
Because in the PL, his distribution and dribbling are bad for a Ball Winner
>>67553921
>>67553894
yeah this, it's because he's not quite up to par of a midtable prem team and he's too old to really develop more. Still, if you can get him under 400k it's a decent transfer
quite good
>>67553948
getting him for like 300 ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao
>>67554057
STREAAAAAAAAAAM
>>67554123
okay just for u cutie
also what are we thinking about this guy lads
Ligue 2 is lit today
>>67554165
I think he Would be a good signing.
>liam
>>67554599
RIP Willem II
I blame Adam Nemec
can anyone 5+ yrs in tell me about Mikkel Dueland?
whats he looking like
RIP Le Havre
>>67554620
>>67554599
he has absolutely no desire for his body to be functional after his career ends, does he?
>when your target man's height starts with a 5'
>>67554620
>>67554599
"Everybody was kung fu fighting..."
>>67554765
>using target men
btw lads doing an all night stream tonight so uh yeah
anything special u want me to do??
I find the more Italians I buy for my team the better we do
>>67554914
get dayz back on stream
>This lack of Africans.
is it wrong to wanna f.uck this guy
>>67554928
second
>>67554914
send me pizza
>>67554914
yeah lose the trip and never mention your stream again
bloody hell Miles you see what you've done with your fucking "social media integration"
>>67554965
>Lai Ning
>Canadian
Must be from Vancouver
DO WE TAKE THE JOB LADS
>>67554965
>low aggression
>low bravery
>low self belief
he's Canadian all right
>>67554914
Buy pizza from the White Horse
Fuck why did I buy Real Madrid's fax machine?
>>67554965
>Frankfurt
>Low self-belief
>Actually pretty decent
Guess every kraut has a silver Lai Ning
>>67555099
>every kraut
but it's a leaf
>>67555123
Yeah but canuck doesn't sound like cloud. He plays in Germany, close enough.
>>67555099
holy shit
>>67554980
fuck off you child the majority seem to tolerate me here well enough :^)
>>67554976
ok
>>67555073
no
>/biz/ playing in the babbys
>Art
>>67555183
>/biz/ winning
>Art
>>67555183
Is Art their manager now? I thought it was someone else
>>67555198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfJ-Z2My2DM
>getting sacked 8 matches in
then again, leaving Salisbury right after promotion for an assman jerb seems kinda shifty
Eh, close enough.
>Got invited to a 'work dinner' tonight
>Sitting at the restaurant table
>Too nervous to say anything due to anxiety
>Want to think of a joke that people will laugh at
>Some people have ordered pudding
>A couple of them have a chocolate cake with a scoop of Vanilla ice cream
>Thought of a joke
>Looked at the ice cream slipping about on the plate next to the big black cake
>nervously wait for a silence
>'t-t-hat cake looks like an abstract recreation of Gerrard slipping'
>met by silence
>made everything more awkward than it already was
well... I thought it was clever
>>67555561
>>67555608
You watching Biz actually win a game Mozzy?
>>67555631
nah, watching a GTA3 100% speedrun
>tfw no FM Challenge speedruns
those might work, some of them have a set end
>Losing 4-0
>Turns Fluid on
New thread:
>>67555789
>>67555099
very witty lad