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BAL:Ravens sign first-round pick Ronnie Stanley
SD:Vegas mayor: Chargers are our backup option
FA:Report: 'Fins have discussed Hall, Cromartie
NE:Rob Gronkowski to grace 'Madden 17' cover
MIN:Vikes' Laquon Treadwell inks his rookie deal
FA:Dashon Goldson visiting the Rams on Thursday
PHI:No. 2 overall pick Wentz signs rookie deal
DEN:C.J. Anderson still expected to be lead back
MIA:Dolphins will use 'hot hand' at running back?
NYG:Vacchiano: Rashad Jennings 'likely workhorse'
NYG:Paul Perkins not heavily involved as rookie?
PHI:Bradford's agent: We wanted to go to Denver
mfw I look at our lineup for next year.
>>67553694
As if there weren't enough reasons to keep your butthole permamently clenched during Browns' games, now we'll also have to pray for Robbie's knee.
>>67553750
he's a big dong
Just when there was actual discussion on the last thread...a new thread is born to shitpost on.
Go Pats
>>67553750
Ow, did he land on his dick?
First for black parenting
>>67553676
If you ever get a beating from a belt, than yes it will leave marks on your body. Your hands, it will leave marks on your body.
The only time to ever hit your child is when they are acting up, being bad in school or other places, and being disrespectful. There's a difference between child abuse and tough love.
This for example - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFCGo_MO60A
>>67553769
>that hit was during a preseason game
Say something nice about this player
>>67553794
yeah, but that's an okay dick landing, the worst is if you hit it head on.
>>67553750
Why wasnt he wearing compressions underneath or something? did he even get drafted?
>>67553792
>tfw if the pats win the 4 games people will realize brady is a system babby
feels good
>>67553750
Holy shit lmao
Poor guy
As for the lineup
Ain't too bad honestly. The more challenging teams are later in the season, usually when the Pats are over their September and early October "warm-ups" and testing the water.
>>67553863
Oh, I meant our roster lineup.
>>67553844
He's almost as good as Montana
>>67553844
He plays by the rules, wins games fair and square.
>>67553882
Oh...have faith pham
>>67553846
yeah, your mom took him at 69.
>>67553844
Aaron Rodgers
>>67553898
Told u so (;
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/05/13/navy-confirms-keenan-reynolds-joe-cardona-can-play-in-the-nfl/
>>67553923
Who's fudge will he pack next?
>>67553910
well memed
>>67553915
thanks for inspiring this masterpiece ducky
>>67553977
thank you sir
Fun Fact: Tony Romo has never started a game where the Cowboys have been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. This means Tony Romo is Elite and by himself is a 8 win QB at the least
>>67554029
>>67553844
He's meme worthy
>>67553950
ur moms
>>67553977
>IT'S INTERCEPTION TIME
>NO, ED NO!!!!
>>67553824
Wait, is that the hit that concussed rgknee?
>>67553944
You didn't tell me shit bibi!
Yeah I'm happy the Navy is allowing him to play. The Pats brought back Iosefa, that almost halfback rb. What do you think?
>flacco has more playoff wins in a season than romo does his entire career
>>67554100
liked what I saw of Iosefa, but the fullback I like is coming back, James Develin.
>>67554075
working on it now thanks
>>67554098
No but it was the same game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPiWgxdIkhc
>>67554100
was he the white bulldozer replacing blount?
We had somebody breaking off huge ypc
>>67554106
>in his rookie season
FTFY
>>67553977
Gotta cook up some more shit when I get a computer. Just remembered I had this dumb shit too. http://topkek1.imgur.com
>>67554052
>memes policy
I unironically wish 4chan had one too. Too much underage faggots senselessly spouting maymays, too little civilized discussion lately desu. /nfl/ is one of a few truly comfy places left on this board
>>67554145
Yeah
>>67554124
Same, Develin hype
>>67554145
didnt blount get resigned?
>>67554239
blount is only effective against a weakass team like the colts.
>Now we have a third sign that Young is detached from reality. In a Christmas conversation with high school coach E.C. Robinson, Young claimed to be every bit as good as fellow Lions receiver Calvin Johnson, the NFL's receiving yards leader in each of the past two seasons.
>"He did tell me he thought he was just as good Megatron," Robinson told the Detroit Free Press. "I said, 'Come on, man. Who you talking to?' I said, 'Come on, you're as good as that guy? This guy is the real deal.' And he really believes this. And he was sincere about it. 'Ah man, I'm better than him.' I said, 'No you're not. Be real man. Come on.' So I don't know, I'm hoping for the best for him."
What did he mean by this?
>>67554181
http://hastebin.com/oleposamid.avrasm
Many memes
>>67554239
Yeah but I doubt he'll be useful.
>>67554295
Literally who?
It's poking me Aaron!
Feeling smooth af right about now
Text a girl who likes me for the first time, she asks me what I like to do
>play football, eat good food, play Music, and meet cute girls
'I can do none of those apart from eat good food'
>Maybe you are one of those things
AWWWW SHIEEET.
>>67554402
inb4 banned by mods for off topic posting.
>>67554402
>girls
>>67554402
Aww, thats fadorable
TYBC (Thank you Based Carr)
>>67554469
says the neet.
>>67554428
b-but he posted smug Tim Bradley
Still my favorite
>>67554469
>fedorable
Kek, imma remember that one
>yfw da Browns get Watson AND Fournette
What do you people do for work that allows you to afford internet to shitpost about the nfl?
>>67554469
why have I not heard this before?
>Maybe you are one of those things
>>67554538
You can shitpost whenever and wherever you want. You just have to want it.
>>67554543
love you too canadalionsbro.
>>67554538
Bartender, that's why I'm always on here during the day and real nigga hours
>tfw The Broncos are gonna win the AFC west, the AFC and the Owl again
It feels great famalm
>>67554583
read the filename
>>67554583
they might have if they had traded for Sam Bradford
but with Mark Sanchez....no.
>>67554052
>going to reddit
>that flag
Ugh
>>67554622
God damn that show was stupid
>>67554622
<-----
>>67554647
I used to dig it as a 10-year-old.
>>67554622
>french physics knowledge
filename related
>>67554694
Never liked it, kim possible was a little more my speed.
>>67554725
>only one marked right was illiterate
oh the ironing
>>67554639
t. redditor
>>67554725
>only correctly spelled word is "illiterate"
Fucking pottery.
>>67554739
The opposite for me tbph. Also What's with Andy? was the shit.
>you now remember Sniz and Fondue
>>67554725
its french? holy fuck, you learn something new every day.
The french had some amazing spies, but unfortunately they were usually double agents for obvious reasons.
>>67553923
>>67554637
Hasn't Sanchez won in the playoffs?
>>67554744
>>67554806
>ironing
>pottery
It's irony and poetry you guys, stop being retarted
>>67554538
I'm an artist, also a college student. I saved enough working for an architect firm to pay for school, sell art to pay for expenses like bills, studio rental, and shit I might want to buy.
Do you think its possible for the Vikings to trick a team into trading for Bridgewater + a few draft picks and getting a decent QB out of it?
Is there a team dumb enough to do that?
>>67554845
we do not speak of it.
>>67554538
>not having a job where you can take some time off to shoot the shit with friends
>>67554744
>>67554806
that's the joke.webm
>>67554809
that show, code lyoko, and inspector gadget are the only tolerable french animated tv shows
>>67554845
True story.
Mark Sanchez has more playoff wins than Scam Newton.
>>67554915
You fucking racist. Are you saying Mexicans work harder than the blacks?
OBJ & Norman
Is this the greatest laugh reaction image ever
>>67554906
>that show, code lyoko, and inspector gadget are the only tolerable french animated tv shows
I liked wakfu
>>67554862
>blaming Teddybear
Oline was garbage last year and he ain't Michael Vick to run around like a madman despite what his skin color might imply. You improved it a lot this ofseason, give him another chance.
>>67554950
>>67554954
>not having the whole set
>>67554981
>implying
>>67554954
t.b.h.
>>67555010
I'm missing Patrick, you got him?
Bosa will be a bust.
More like Bosuck
>>67554402
>tfw got a girls number
>shes telling me about her last boyfriend raping her
SEND HELP
>>67555143
She wants YOU to rape her, obviously.
>>67555047
I can't find that shit
Can we all agree that spongebob has the best reaction images?
>>67555018
my personal favorite, mcfadden is very close though
>>67554725
>illiterate is the only correct one
>>67555018
>>67555174
Chris Evans is a pretty good one
>>67555170
>not the Simpsons
>mfw the dolphins fans say they'll be good
In 2016, which players will have the most:
>Passing TDs
>Rushing Yards
>Receiving Yards
>>67555210
It's a very versatile image as you can see here
>>67555170
>filename
wut
>>67555220
Simpsons have some good ones
>>67555241
Joe Flacco, all three categories
>>67555241
Carson Palmer/Breesus
Todd Gurley
Antonio Brown/Odell (if hes lucky)
>>67554788
>black
>weed
>Remy
Now we know what happened to Tunsil
>>67555241
Tom Brady
Adrian Peterson
Corey Coleman ;^)
>>67555241
Rapelessburger
AP
Brown
>>67555241
> Luck
> LB
> AB
>>67555210
>not having the full size version
SHIGGY
>>67555143
maybe you shouldn't have raped her then?
>>67554963
Miraculous is p good too.
>>67555368
name one 5'3 rapist
>>67555241
rodgers
miller
julio
bell for most scrimmage yards
>>67555389
I'm so sorry, Ill send you a fedex package of cookies in an attempt to cheer you up.
Jeff Driskel is the next Joe Montana.
>>67555392
Do you think bradford is going to start the whole season? Will Wentz get a touch in 2016?
https://www.easports.com/madden-nfl/features?utm_campaign=mad16_hd_ww_ic_soco_yt_madden17featurespageendslate-1&utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&cid=5535&ts=1463173940366
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THEY AREN'T EVEN PRETENDING TO TRY
>GROUND GAME
SO WHAT THEY FIXED THE FACT THAT YOU CAN WIN GAMES BY CALLING HB TOSS 40 TIMES
WHEN WILL THEIR CONTRACT END ONCE AND FOR ALL
>>67555437
keep your jew cookies, tell me about the OL situation in New England
>>67555448
if he's healthy, he'll start the full season
if not, either daniel or wentz will step in, depending on wentz's readiness
should i get burgers or pizza for dinner /nfl/? i'm about to rip the tallest bong i've ever seen
Just saw Brady in a Beautyrest commercial.
>>67555170
you ain't wrong
>>67555241
Aaron
Eddie
Jordy
>>67555478
I've never seen so much buzzwords and so little actual info in a text.
>>67555478
Did they at least get rid of those easy shitty ass interception tips and aggressive catches? If not then they can kill themselves.
>>67555494
Degenerate
5s
>>67555494
its generally accepted the best cannabis food is pizza, but if youre going to get smacked get both
I usually got cookies from McDonalds because of how close they were
>>67555504
I had something in mind for that
>>67555478
>there are people that are going to buy madden after adding "aggressive catches"
EA literally doesnt care anymore
>>67555482
solder, vollmer and stork will probably all start, maybe david andrews, no clue about the rest, hopefully fleming will have gone.
>>67555494
>if he's healthy, he'll start the full season
Kek, has that ever happened once in his career? Bradford is made of glass. He's pretty much guaranteed to get hurt before week 8.
>>67554954
homie, it's not even the best from that show
>>67555645
careful i got banned doing that
>>67555671
what the fuck is up with the mods?
>>67555359
>8000x2667
that would literally crash my computer
>>67555694
doing work for no compensation takes a toll on the mind.
>>67555694
They get bitter when they haven't had a hot pocket in a while.
>>67555755
so maybe quit?
>>67555518
Not since I last read some of Old Bays posts lol.
>Normies
>>67555781
What part of Wisconsin are you from again?
my feeling mfw when """someone""" puts the packers any lower than #5 in their post-draft power rankings
>>67555671
Can someone tell me how to do the eye glow effect? Want to do it for this pic.
>>67555767
power corrupts
>>67555519
>madden 16
>have 80+ tall receiver
>throw deep ball
>spam triangle
40 yard touchdown
>>67555524
it's the summer, let loose my friend
>>67555562
the place where i am rn has like no fast food which sucks dick
think i'm just gonna go to wawa and buy whatever looks good
>>67555850
Eagles Patented meme
no steal
>>67555850
install gimp (its free as in free beer and freedom)
go to filters and find something called super nova or something
Aaron Rodgers
>>67555876
>>spam triangle
get out.
>>67555926
>he doesn't use proprietary software
>it's the summer, let loose my friend
>>67555850
heres an example :^)
>>67555933
nice!
>>67556002
im poor...
no bully ;-;
>>67556002
do you want to play nice, or do you want to win?
>>67556047
are you contractually obligated not to smoke?
>>67555241
>Blane Gabbert
>Doug Martin
>Antonio Brown
>>67556099
I'm full NEET
How to get huge receptions in Madden 16
Have Andre Holmes - Oak
Darren Waller - Ravens
Mike Evans - TB
Zach Miller (ARZ) - SEA/OAK/FA
Juron Criner - NYG/OAK/FA
>>67556099
ima conquer that booty
>>67556169
>he doesn't dink dunk
>>67556235
Fug that, I want the BOMB
>>67556169
>he thinks height matters in madden
what a fucking casual
>>67556147
rough stuff man
>>67556169
i think hyou mean
http://www.muthead.com/16/players/9990-brian-finneran
>>67556235
try it
>>67556169
Literally who are all those guys except Mike Evans.
Also I have 98 ovr Final Edition Evans in Madden Mobile and he drops a lot of passes, but that height also comes in handy at times.
Newfag here, I'm thinking of becoming a Jets fan. Am I making a huge mistake?
>>67556508
yes, we kick your ass yearly. Pick someone not in the AFC East so you might actually have a chance at making the playoffs on a non wild card.
>>67556508
You don't get a choice retard, go for the local team. Even the new york area has split sections between giants and jets.
>>67556508
no, jets are cool
brady is like like 60, bill is 90 and gronk is cursed
>>67556281
my only elite player is Edelman ):
>>67556577
Belichick will retire in our lifetime, so one dy you guys will be dethroned.
Notice how I'm not talking about Brady, because >Ma11 Ca5sel
>>67556626
I don't live near any teams.
>>67556696
Are you posting from outside the universe? No? Then one team is the closest to you.
>>67554538
Senior design engineer
>>67556737
I don't want to root for a team that is far away from me just because of the technicality that they are the closest. Maybe I'll go for the Packers, they have the biggest out of state following from what I understand.
>>67556634
Woah, was this game to get into the playoffs or something like that?
>>67554538
In school right now getting EMT cert, then going to do a few years as a cop until I work up seniority to become a firefighter in a union-heavy city.
>>67556864
the jets never beat the patriots
then they lose rex ryan
now they beat the patriots
simple as that really
>>67556095
Thanks my nigga.
>>67556169
I used Coby Fleener in M15. His height is a match up nightmare but his rac and catch is just how it is in real life. Sucks.
>>67556785
yeah just root for who you want
the jets aren't a good team but they aren't as shitty as people make them out to be, they just get shit on because people hate natural resentment against anything new york, I don't think we'll win a lot of games next year with our schedule though.
the packers should be favored to win the nfc, so they are a good pick. If lacy and jordy can come back into 2014 form and they can capitalize on their weak schedule, literally nothing can stop them at home imo
>>67556951
Packers aren't even winning the division
>>67556973
lions could be a playoff team if there second half offense wasn't a fluke, they have enough on defense. They don't have a running game though so it's all on stafford.
fresh off the meme presses
>>67556951
I'll probably read up on the history of both teams and decide based on that. If a team is going to do well it doesn't really impact my choice on them, I'd rather pick a team that I like than a team that is just going to win.
>>67557038
you couldnt put giselle in there?
>>67557038
who's the girl and why the fuck is it censored?
>>67557020
Cause the OL was garbage until Lombardi was fired. I have faith in Jim Bob Cooter
>>67557082
there isnt any porn in that angle of giselle
>>67557100
this is a sfw board anon :^)
>>67557038
>Being this obsessed with an out of division team
>>67557181
If the AFCE wont make brady jokes I will
hes so vulnerable
Who are the Raiders of the NFL?
>>67557038
is that caprice?
her tits aint that big
>>67557393
literally googled blacked.com and found a pic that fits in that angle
is Tom Brady still elite?
>>67553844
His face isn't quite as punchable as Justin Biebers
>>67557552
>system babby
>elite
https://youtu.be/vDHsplQY9qQ
>>67557625
cuck cousins confirmed stealing catch phrases
Whatever happened to Colt McCoy?
Will he be the first great Aryan running back of this generation or will he be a bust?
>>67557728
He had that one meme game that went to OT vs Weeden?
>>67557737
future GOAT no lie
>>67557737
Lol. Enjoy watching him in college because he's gonna bust harder than Manziel in the NFL.
>>67557767
He was okay in 2014
>>67557737
White Barry Sanders
SLOPPY SECONDS THE FUCKING TEAM OH MY GOODNESS
>DE Jason Jones, former #Lions starter, is headed to Miami to sign with the #Dolphins, source said
>>67557956
at least theyre trying, theyre taking baby steps.
Not really a horrible move by the phins
>>67557956
im just happy we were able to ruse them into taking alonso and paidwell
266 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>>67558015
In the last 430 says they've signed 3 (THREE) starters from Detroit
Is there a more obsessed team?
>>67558099
The Eagles are winning super bow Lithium
my doubles prove it
>>67558099
yeah, ok
266 Days Until The Lions Win Super Bowl LI.
>>67557737
do you even know what aryan means or are you just puking out /pol/ memes again?
>>67558122
Dubs can't save the Eagles from infinite mediocrity.
>>67553844
He plays well, but is like Richard Nixon is his paranoia of losing
>>67557737
There's absolutely no reason he won't be a decent third down back. That's at worst.
>>67558159
these triples will have to do then
>>67558170
why didn't he just stay in the endzone after the INT?
>>67558170
How can one team be so btfo?
>>67558228
Maybe he didn't know for sure whether he caught it inside the endzone and he was travelling backwards, so he just wanted to make sure it wasn't a safety.
>>67555781
Shut your mouth before I shut it for you
>>67557038
Top zozzle. Did you get the "NO, ED, NO" one?
>>67557393
>>67557478
Kinda looks like Alison Tyler but she don't go black
>>67558389
I dont know if I can bang out two memes in a day, /nfl/ isnt ready
ring number 2
>>67558448
>beats the lions
>it's like winning the superb owl
Oh you silly puckersfags
>>67558420
You really need to get into baseball famm, with you on our side we can out meme the Royals and meme the Orioles to a championship just like they did last season
post those owners /NFL/
>>67558412
>>67557393
>>67557100
Its Peta jensen
>>67558514
how you like your franchise senpai?
>>67557038
>tripfaggot makes a shitty "meme"
>only another tripfaggot thinks it's funny
Pottery
>>67558505
the amount of time it would take to learn everything about baseball would make a meme amnesty period of 1 year
and I have to wait for the orioles to be bad to be a fan, so I dont look like my panthers son
>>67558514
>mfw Bisciotti meets with Fletcher Cox and says "I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse"
>>67558557
It's poetry not pottery you dumbass
>>67558557
>he drops back, ready to toss the (You) at the 40
>>67558643
and fumbles it
>>67558658
>have all the talent leave
>have your number 1 and 2 recievers leave
>cant pass to anyone
whoa really?
>>67558658
Do you wanna know the 1 QB worse than him?
>>67558736
hoyer?
Weeden?
>>67558733
Flacco had a pro bowl year in 2014 I don't know why everyone keeps meming that he's total shit, I mean I get he was shit in 2013 but no one could have succeeded with that OL and lack of running game
>>67558733
>get exposed as a PI babby
Fixed that for you
>>67557478
>Baltipoor fag literally looking up cuck porn
I't be lying if I said I was surprised.
>>67558814
It's not Flacco's fault his deep ball is so undefendable that teams literally have to cheat to stop it
>>67558736
the same person doesn't necessarily hold both #33s
>>67558848
>people constantly saying the league is soft now, any QB can succeed
>hurr flacco is just that good!!
PI
Babby
check em
>>67558814
>have really good WR's
>defenders try their best to cover them, fouls in the process
why are you mad at the ravens?
>>67558828
>do something nice for the AFCE
>get shit on
ungrateful bastard
>>67558864
Yeah I'll Take Hoyer and Weeden over that guy
>>67558897
That's not the real FINish Him
>>67558897
>h-h-he doesn't have any receivers!!
>he has good recievers guys thats why gets PI
Fuck ravens trips really are the worst
>>67558934
Not worse than your reading comprehension
>>67558934
I was talking about 2013 you fucking idiot
your team is shit and you can only hope the ravens dont shit on them the whole game
>>67558897
Hey man relax, I'm just fucking with you. I've always thought Baltimore and me have had an alliance here since we both hate rampant Patsfaggotry.
>>67558925
Yes it is.
>>67558897
>once chance at life
>born in Baltimore
God already eternally shitted on you
>>67559120
Baltimore is awesome you plen, as long as you stay out of nigger infested west Baltimore and if you are over there you have bigger issues in life anyway, most likely a heroine addiction
>>67559207
How many of those buildings were burnt down from the chimpout?
>>67559254
Zero. Like literally every other chimpout in history they only burn down their own neighborhoods. The smoldering ruins of west baltimore are far to the left of where that picture is
>>67559254
only a CVS near Mondawmin Mall
>>67559315
Figures, niggers only shop at Walgreens
>>67559310
>>67559315
At least they didn't burn down the white parts, I guess. Fucking niggers were even attacking the firemen trying to put it out.
>>67559393
tfw shopped at walgreens for the cheap after Halloween candy sales.
>>67559315
Plus Eastpoint, Edmonson, and some parts of North Ave and Harford rd
>>67559254
Why do white people act as if they've never rioted and looted before?
baltipoor cant even into primaries right
http://www.governing.com/topics/elections/tns-baltimore-mayoral-election-results.html
>>67559393
>niggers
>shopping
Das a good joke mang
>>67559430
because niggers are only an eighth of the population yet make up the majority of violent crime
>>67559430
the only white people who riot are canadians when their furpuck teams lose. and im not even sure canadians count as people t b h
>>67559415
They should have done what they did in LA and just have had the cops cordon off the area and let them chimp. Want to burn down your own houses and businesses, fine by me don't put the police and firefighters in danger to protect their own property.
>>67559420
I don't even think I've ever been into a walgreens, I stick to CVS and Rite Aid
>>67559507
Canadians and college kids are the only white "people" I have ever seen riot
So in other non /sp/ news, George Zimmerman's gun of justice is up to 65 million dollars (as of 8 hours ago) on the auction block.
>>67559475
> Violent Crimes
You mean black on black violence right? Nothing associated with whites?
But if you want to include race killing other races, look into mass/school shooting. You know domestic terrorism.
This place starting to become /pol/ retarded.
>>67559665
>65 million dollars
>>67559680
Shut up nigger
>>67559515
And now they bitch that they don't have any banks in their neighborhoods when the burnt the fucking things down.
>>67559430
White people only riot when it is worth rioting, like over government or something. Niggers in Baltimore:
>Nigger dies under the care of cops, half of whom are black
>Under a black mayor
>Under a majority black police department
>Under a majority black city
>Under a black President
>"Is whitey fault, we need mo money fo dem programs, gibs me dat."
someone talk about football...
do Boehringers just a meme, right?
>>67559665
>you will never be set for life because you started getting your ass kicked by a 17yo in a fight you prompted
feels bad
>>67559994
Of course he's a meme. All non American/Canadian football players are memes
>Werner
>Margus Hunt
>Hayne
>That Brit lineman on the Raiders from FSU
The only one that aren't memes are Africans who get kidnapped by Mormons like Ansah
https://twitter.com/fatpussyisyummy/status/731284790477918208
kek
>>67560087
osi umenyiora
tamba hali
non-memes
>>67560213
>that twitter handle
It's EDP, isn't it?
>>67560213
I thought his handle was @OGeatdatpussy?
>>67560269
Yeah
>>67560317
This is the one linked on his channel
>>67560213
>those tweet times
Does he tweet every 5 minutes?
>>67560397
Pretty much
WHOA
>>67560252
Tamba is from new jersey
>>67560559
No he's African but he was still rescued by a white man so he's in the Ziggy Ansah non meme category
>>67560549
THERE
I'm bored
Where does Namath rank among the all time GOATs?
>>67561021
He doesn't
>>67561021
Not GOAT
>>67559665
>$65 million
That's just a meme
Somebody is inflating the price with no intention to pay that much
>>67561021
Off the top of my head, 20-25 range
he's one of those guys who's got a lot of cultural influence with "The Guarantee" and helped big-time in the popularization of the NFL, but wasn't otherwise spectacular over his career, especially over the latter half.
>>67561072
>65 million for one kill
>>67561138
Will the zim zam be set for life?
>>67559994
>set for life
You do know he didn't get any money from a settlement right? He still owes his lawyers millions, that lawsuit he won went straight into paying them off.
>>67561040
I mean in terms of ranking with QBs. I think he is definitely top 20. Maybe even 15-20 range.
>>67561388
>no Carr
>>67557625
he seems mad
>>67561401
Who?
>>67561448
Gannon 2.0 aka better than Romo
>>67555241
>Bortles
>Jamaal Charles
>Julio
>>67561495
Who?
>>67561072
>At one point early Friday, the bidding surpassed $65 million with the leading bidder using the screen name "Racist McShootFace." The site later showed that account had been deleted.
>>67555241
Carr
Murray
Cooper
>>67561581
Those players won't even have the most in their division
>>67555241
Eli Manning
Lamar Miller
Odell Beckham.
>>67561615
They would in the piss soft NFCE
>>67561640
lol k whatever you say buddy
>>67561667
But its true, they're no good teams in the NFCE, the best being the skins and they got BTFO
>>67561716
lol k
>>67561565
>Racist McShootFace
Trying too hard. Just go full-on outrageous like pic related.
>>67555241
>Passing TDs
Rodgers or Rivers
>Rushing Yards
AP
>Receiving Yards
Cooper or Bryant
>>67561737
Can you offer an educated reply or not?
>>67561853
Not until you do first
>>67561853
>can a Dallas fan offer an educated reply or not?
I think you answered your own question
>>67561970
Stop giving an anon that makes baseless assumptions with homerism a acceptance nod
>>67562017
I gave your mom an acceptance nod for sucking my dick last night
>>67562096
Rekt >>67562017
how many sacks next year?
>>67562119
>cox
>sacks
oh come on, now the jokes are just writing themselves
>>67562119
Your mom stripped me down to my sack last night
>>67562175
Gotta admit I finally chuckled a little bit from this one
>>67562248
His GF when she sees his little bit
I will give a (You) to anyone who can correctly name these 8 quarterbacks.
I will probably give you one either way ;^)
>>67562294
David Carr
>>67562175
Considering you have a smooth vagina, that's impossible you little queer.
>>67562294
Fitz
Palmer
Rodgers
Geno?
Teddy
Carr
Wilson
Vick?
>>67562274
mega lel
think about it
>>67562294
>2nd from the left
>>67562294
Rodgers, Brady, Brees, ??
??, ??, Scam, Wilson
>>67562366
>Fitz
anyone have Fitzpatrick miscalculating a pass?
Wilson was right
>>67562451
correct
sean? mayo?
>>67562340
im sorry but he is none of those
>>67562538
got the first 3
>>67562294
Top right is Romo
This game sucks.
I wanna play one where David Carr is good.
>>67562618
Check back in 2020 when it might happen
Aside from raw completion %age numbers, who are the (let's say) top 5 most, and least, accurate QBs right now? I'm sure there are advanced stats that track this kind of thing.
>>67562608
yep
117 Days Until NFL Kick off.
My gf left me
She took my madden and destroyed my xb1
Hold me
>>67562647
1. Drew Brees
2. Russell Wilson
3. Aaron Rodgers
4. Tom Brady
5. Alex Smith
Brady and Smith get pushed down because of deep ball but in terms of consistent accurate passes this would be my top 5 from what I've seen
>>67562769
>>>blogspot.com
go set one up and send us the link, Bucme
>>67562647
I know Brees and Rodgers both had a season where they connected around 60% of attempts over 30 yards
PFF has some cool advanced stats but I dont feel like paying those niggers
>>67562769
Lol, why couldn't you have been aborted and saved us all that dumb ass story.
>>67556634
This game was amazing! My friend is a pats fan and was at that game. Felt so good
>>67562769
kek anon BTFO
>>67562861
HOL UP
>the xity of xeattle
>>67562805
>claims to like the chargers
>5. Alex smith
Lol
>>67563019
>muh demands
>>67563055
>muh queers
>>67562957
What was the deal with that?
>>67562957
seriously why are ravens trips so obsessed with the pats? its kinda cringey
>>67563038
>claims to like the Chargers
I only said the Chargers in like 1 thread where everyone was saying there favorite/least hated team from each division
>>67563109
Either way you're stupid as fuck putting alex smith at 5
>>67563019
Doesn't matter who they learn about in college, they'll still be unemployable.
>>67563097
Slater thought that because they chose to kick the ball that they got to choose what side of the field they took but because of his wording there wass heaps of hilarious threads about him getting confused with the wording and the patriots actually wanted to receive
"we want the kick"
good times
>>67563099
I actually had the Pats as my least hated AFC East team senpai. Bills are fun too now with Rex tho
Hey, guys; how about that there football?
My dad cucked me
What do
>>67563055
what the fuck is a "microagression"?, is it like calling someone a little fagget or something?
>>67563212
What football? It's the dead space between the draft and training camp.
>>67563235
It's literally when people interpret innocent actions to be malicious and discriminatory
>>67562641
David Carr has more rings than Romo.
>>67563228
>black kid has a father in his life
GTFO white boi
>>67563228
dump girlfriend
disown dad
>>67562561
Don't talk shit about Fitz.
>>67563235
being offended at non-offensive actions
>>67563304
Fitz is gay like you
>>67563281
I'm Jewish-Italian
>>67563329
That's not what your momma was saying last night.
>>67563345
(You)
>>67562769
rape her
only way to uncuck yourself
>>67563228
read above
>>67563235
if they cant use logic/sense etc to say someone did something racist or other new hip ways to be prejudiced they just call it something nebulous and unprovable
>>67563212
next year we will think about wilson like
we currently think about luck, and luck like how we think about palmer
we wont think about dalton
>>67563304
fitz is cool
not elite
>>67563371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u43LfL3gC2Y
This made him elite in my heart.
>>67556973
Nigga u retarded
>>67563304
More like Shitz.
>>67563502
I said don't talk shit about Fitz.
>>67563502
fitz could kick your dads ass desu
>>67559680
School shootings barely even make up a percentage in all violent crimes though
They're just so publicized
>>67562805
I don't understand how smith and wilson are so high but otherwise fine.
>>67563019
>>67563055
>>67563038
Jesus tapdancing Christ what did I just read?
elite
>>67561388
>Ben Roethlisberger
>Intelligent
>Aaron Rodgers
>Not maxed power
>... ?!
Worst tripfag on /nfl/
>>67563883
All Smith has is accuracy desu
>>67563883
Have you watched Russell Wilson at all the last two seasons?
His ball placement is outstanding. He throws crazy accurate deep balls to manlet WRs every game
>>67554725
>dominints
holy shit
>>67564040
You forgot mobility desu
Dis nigga slow as fuck
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFXD-rfw8CK/
>>67561563
Romo aka Fran Tarkenton .2
>>67564216
HAhahahahahaha
>>67555241
>Tony Romo, no other combination of decent QB, surrounding talent, weak schedule, and shit defense fits well enough
>Eddie Lacy
>Julio Jones
>>67564216
>>67563887
>What did I just read?
The reason Trump should be President.
>>67564040
And its still not anywhere near as good as other QB's
>>67562805
Rodgers would be two. On bad season doesn't hurt him that much and he holds the deep pass TD records
>>67564282
>>Tony Romo, no other combination of decent QB, surrounding talent, weak schedule, and shit defense fits well enough
Aaron Rodgers possibly
maybe not if lacy leads the league
>>67564460
>le alex smeth sux!1! XDDDD
I thought I killed all you faggots long ago
>>67564379
B-but he's a racist transphobic homophobic xenophobic queerphobic islamaphobic bigot!
>>67564460
Didn't Smeth go on like a streak for throwing so many passes without an interception last season?
>>67564094
Easy to do when you're running out and the ball matches laterally on a break away route.
Despite how bad wilsons oline is now, since his rookie season he's been a putrid pocket passer protection or not. He isn't more accurate than Rodgers, sure as fuck not Brady. But I'd have him in my top 8.
>>67564512
I think the Packers will have sizeable leads a lot.
>>67564512
Did I say alex smith sucks you fucking meth head? How about you read the chain of replies before you chime in
>>67564031
He puts up crazy dragons every year but apparently that's not enough
>>67564543
>>67564543
He also went on a season long streak of not throwing a TD to a WR
>>67562812
do not confuse me with that normie
i've never had a girlfriend and i never will
>>67564610
Did you mean to reply to my post here >>67564542
?
Because that season his best WR was unironically Dwayne "Stonehands" Bowe
>>67564594
I read just fine you nigger
>>67564588
maybe but the front 7 is still pretty suspect
>>67564654
>le one WR drops a TD pass for 16 games
Kek. All smith has is his accuracy like you said, which there is 5 other QB's that are better than him at it. I don't know why this is troubling you
>>67564677
>front 7 is suspect
They were top 10 in sacks. Yea, they might lose a run game but if Rodgers airs the ball out early and gets a solid lead the run D won't be an issue. They were top 10 against the pass last year even before getting pass D friendly draft picks so unless the loss of Casey Hayward is harder than expected they'll be perfectly fine with their front 7
>>67564610
Your mom went on a streak of most balls received last night
>>67564543
>Easy to do when you're running out and the ball matches laterally on a break away route
You literally described 1/5th of Aaron Rodgers throws last year kek
>>67564604
Who wrote this garbage?
he was the worst pocket passer in 2014.
Him and Stafford when on a statpadding parade at the end of the year together, since lynch shit the bed he was on pace for his lowest attempts in 3 seasons until that steelers game ( I watched BTW, was breddy fun ).
>>67564610
In fairness he had nobody but hell of a dink dunk season to his runnungbacks.
>>67564719
last year they played much better than they should of on paper in my opinion
if peppers deteriorates it will pretty much be Daniels and Mathews, Barrington helps but im really not sold on Ryan, Martinez or Clark
but they will probably be a statistically middle of the pack group like they usual
>>67564806
Interesting fact: all of rodgers deep TDs were to Nelson in 2014.
He got rekt last year without him.
>>67564891
Pottery in ocean
Why are tripfags invariably the worst posters here?
>>67564817
It was a playoff push
>>67564719
>the loss of Casey Hayward is harder than expected
you should be ashamed he left, the chargers are deep at corner now. I wish Bill grabbed him after cutting 3 solid guys.
Can I have some (you)s, I just found out my dog died
>>67564921
Agreed. Trips like Rangers Dynasty and Oldbay are ruining our sanctuary.
>>67564933
Shh its over now.
>>67553844
He supports Donald Trump.
>>67564999
Trips confirms
>>67553844
good hair
>>67554739
>Not liking Totally Spies for the fetishes
>>67565056
Gimme an show 2 watch
Now
Is Tom Brady our guy?
>>67565056
delete this!
>>67565090
ai yori aoshi
>>67565124
"no"
>>67565153
too much 2D for me.
>>67565218
flight of the concords
>>67558170
delete this
>>67565283
too gay.
you may only respond to this comment if you have a young, elite cornerback
>>67565322
Wilfred
>>67559207
posting for contrast
>>67564327
There's no way in hell he performs well at all against NFL defenses
>>67565090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDE
>>67565406
>tfw that will be the Raiders with Kujo and Amerson
>>67565111
???
>>67564999
Lol, who are you?
>>67565371
Baltimore is a very spread out city, it's not as built up as cities like that. It's like comparing LA to Chicago
Derrick Henry is the next Shaun Alexander. Cap it.
>Jerry Jones: Randy Gregory top pass rusher in last two drafts
>>67565943
Reminder that I called Randy Gregory would bust LAST DECEMBER. Yet another instance when a Ravens trip was right wen everyone else was wrong
>>67565950
Well I guess 2 Decembers ago if you wanna get technical
>>67565961
It's not "if you wanna get technical" it's "if you don't want to objectively be incorrect" you fucking retard.
>>67565943
>implying
>>67565970
>pic related
Fuck off Rangers Dynasty, I was right that Gregory would bust
>>67565983
I don't even know who Randy Gregory is or who the Rangers are, I just saw this thread and thought you looked like a fucking retard.
>>67565990
>I don't even know who Randy Gregory is or who the Rangers are
FUCKING CASUAL
Who else /alone on birthday here/?
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/63581965/#63581965
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/63585311/#63585311
>>67566002
lmao make friends fucktard
(happy birthday tho :3)
>>67566002
Happy birthday anon
>>67565870
I'll cut u
>>67566005
>Posting my birthday threads
Thanks Bro, I didn't know you cared
>>67566002
Happy birthday man
My birthday will be in two weeks.
Does anyone here play a musical instrument? Anons need not apply since all anons are shitposting liars.
I play guitar, harmonica and the saxophone, come at me bro
>>67566083
You should play the rope instrument. String it up yourself.
if your state doesn't have a great lake than you dont know shit about football
>>67566083
I played trumpet in middle school :3
>>67566105
I said anons need not reply. You guys are literal cancer, get back to /b/
>>67566083
Guitar, bass, and drums. Started off with guitar at a young age, then around 13 I was interested in bass, around the same time I picked up the drums. I mainly play the drums when I need a break from painting.
>>67565943
>11 tackles
>no sacks
>best pass rusher.
>>67566135
Don't care about your faggot finger painting, but I always wanted to get into bass but never did.
8 WEEKS TILL PRESEASON
>>67566153
>faggot finger painting
>make a living off it
kek, I feel sorry for your lack of talents. Unless you call shitposting a talent.
Yeah, bass is fun. I need to take one to my studio with a small amp.
>>67566041
Good luck having a birthday with friends cocklord
I know I'm a Giants fan and all so my opinion is skewed, but please explain to the the hype for the Cowboys?
They have no pass rush
They're secondary is average at best
The games that Romo did play, he played like crap
They have no WRs outside of Dez Bryant and he was shit last season
>>67566083
In elementary/middle/high school I played trumpet, baritone and tuba. Then I tried playing guitar a little bit
>>67566168
>make a living off painting
Post your "work" then. I bet it's so ugly they'd call it a modern art masterpiece
>>67566177
Who the hell has been hyping up the cowcucks?
>>67566177
As a Ravens fan you can literally replace all that with the Steelers. Don't get the hype at all.
>>67566180
Done it before, no need to prove it to some punk bitch. Plus, you're such an obsessed shitlord that you'll probably end up trying to find out my website, social medias and store.
>>67566182
That retard Tiki
>>67566177
>best rb prospect of the last 50 years
>best pass rusher of the last 2
>objectively and statistically an elite qb
>above average receivers
lmao at your life senpai
>>67566182
His name rhymes with Riki Carkeer
>>67566195
>>67566196
No one reply to these posters ever
>>67566203
SHOOK af steelers cuck mad that the cowboys just entered a dynasty that will win 3 rings MINIMUM
>>67566203
>Ratshits trip shitter shattered he's stuck in Baltipoor wasting his life as a bartender
Wew
>>67566218
top zozzle
>>67566203
The ravens suck
>>67566233
Lol shut the fuck up you poorfag
>>67566196
F da cowboiis, they'll probably be better than my team
>>67564854
And Jones, Perry, Elliot. They have a pretty solid rotation. Maybe they played above or maybe they're developing
>>67566251
I can do it too, buddy.
Who's the best trip and why is it Old Bay?
>insightful, knowledgeable posts
>can handle bantz and dish it out as well
>triggers patscucks
>>67566251
>poorfag
Wait...aren't you the bartender? I mean, you're the one living off tips right?
>>67566284
Because:
>shits every thread with his retard posting
>pretends to always be right
>gets BTFO so hard he losses his trip and posts as anon
>reports posts when he can't handle the banter
Oh and you're Old Bay
>>67566284
ut normon/flacco, tiki, sneak, mayo and my old impersonator (rip :__;)
>>67566283
>>67566284
>>67566300
>manlet samefag
Getting kind of sad my man
>>67566284
Old Bay you forgot your trip m8
>>67566331
>>67566331
>>67566331
Good night
>>67566323
You know what's sad? The 2015 Ravens w/l record.
That was pitifully sad.
>>67566338
Great thread desu
>>67566353
Thanks you too
>>67553750
who is that
>>67566083
I play the Bass right now although I have little time for it and taught myself to play a little guitar too
Through middle school and early high school I played the euphonium/Baritone
I taught myself to play the trumpet and trombone innearly high school too
walkcunt on suicide watch
