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SD:Vegas mayor: Chargers are our backup option
FA:Report: 'Fins have discussed Hall, Cromartie
NE:Rob Gronkowski to grace 'Madden 17' cover
MIN:Vikes' Laquon Treadwell inks his rookie deal
FA:Dashon Goldson visiting the Rams on Thursday
PHI:No. 2 overall pick Wentz signs rookie deal
DEN:C.J. Anderson still expected to be lead back
MIA:Dolphins will use 'hot hand' at running back?
NYG:Vacchiano: Rashad Jennings 'likely workhorse'
NYG:Paul Perkins not heavily involved as rookie?
PHI:Bradford's agent: We wanted to go to Denver
DAL:Cowboys VP Jones: Dez wasn't in great shape
naners
>>67539281
First post, Best post
>>67539258
Fuck the chargers
>>67539258
Why are niggers so obsessed with getting white people to do this shit? If I were a QB I'd refuse to do it just as a statement.
>>67539258
You guys hear Antonio Cromartie's wife just had twins like on Monday?
Only probably was he had a vascetimy a year or two go, so either he has super sperm and we literally can't compete or is literally cucked
>tfw 62 more years until the regular season starts
>>67539258
dolphins where signing over the hill players happens.
pls sneak post soon
remember Sean is a legend at sucking dicks
Sneak's Official Post 2016 Draft NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Visa
1. Panthers (+1)
2. Patriots (+1)
3. Cardinals (+1)
4. Seahawks (+2)
5. Broncos (-4)
6. Steelers (+1)
7. Chiefs (-2)
8. Bengals
9. Packers
10. Vikings
11. Redskins
12. Texans
13. Colts (+1)
14. Jets (-1)
15. Raiders (+3)
16. Falcons (-1)
17. Bills (-1)
18. Saints (-1)
19. Ravens (+7)
20. Bears (+3)
21. Giants (+1)
22. Cowboys (+7)
23. Lions (-4)
24. Eagles (-4)
25. Rams (-4)
26. Jaguars (+1)
27. Dolphins (-3)
28. Bucs (-3)
29. Chargers (+1)
30. 49ers (-2)
31. Titans
32. Browns
>>67539356
>11 Cromarties
>possibly all on the same field
dude is gonna be rich AF
>>67539381
>Chargers (+1)
Yay
>>67539381
wait why did the dolphins go down after the draft? you last ranking better have been before free agency
>>67539381
>Lions lowest of division
Fuck off bandwagonning faggot
>>67539381
>inb4 mad donkey fangs
>>67539396
Pretty sure the twins were 11 and 12, at least that's what the radio told me, but either way yeah. He's the Walder Frey of the NFL
>>67539452
i think it's more of the jags had what was perceived as a great offseason
>>67539396
>12 Cromarties with like 9 different women
dude is fucked AF on child support
>>67539459
You a Tigers fan? Baltimore is styling all over them right now
>>67539396
>if philip rivers has a few more kids, it is actually possible to have a Cromarties vs Rivers match
>>67539452
It was.
>>67539494
This. Plus the other two teams that make the Dolphins -3 were the Ravens and Cowboys, aka the "muh injuries" team. I did take that into account but probably not nearly as much as their fans would have liked lol.
>>67539545
>first game to see 250 interceptions
>>67539494
if it was the whole off season grade then I understand that whole down ranking of 3 teams. I agree with it as a matter of fact.
but I think they had an ok draft that made them a little better
>>67539596
nice
>>67539608
It was a whole offseason grade. I hadn't touched these rankings since the day after the Superb Owl. I probably won't even touch them again until... what, the middle of preseason?
>>67539671
post week 3 of preseason since week 4 doesn't matter, they'll likely be 6-7 big training camp injuries as there always is
http://www.strawpoll.me/10197526
Brock Osweiler and Willer Fuller and Braxton Miller were bad choices :(
>>67539545
>if Rivers had 10 more wives and Cromartie has 2 more baby mamas, it is actually possible to have a Cromarties vs Rivers match
O's win again lads, literally can not be stopped
>>67539699
Yeah that was probably what I was going to go for. And it gives a 2 week before for post week 1 rankings :)
>>67539876
>who are the Boston Red Sox, who will score 1000 runs and give up 800 while still winning 103 games and the AL East
>>67539876
complain about talking another sport in the other thread
>talk about boredball
>>67539895
at that point I would be more into canes football then the shitty ass dolphins
>>67539908
O's are in first, and already kicked the shit out of the Red Memes
>>67539940
>talking about niggerball in /nfl/
get the fuck out already
>>67539958
you missed shooping the vote total
>>67539958
>Complete shit 752 votes
>6 total votes
>>67540013
fuck
>>67539958
shit shoop m8
>>67539381
>1. Panthers (+1)
>steelers that high
>>67539975
what can I say that the only relevant team in south florida sports
>>67540058
and the percentage bars are wrong, as are the percentages
you tried tho, that's what counts <3
>>67539940
basketball is literally 10x worse than baseball
>nothing matters until the last 2 minutes of the game where one desperate team fouls the other 5 straight plays to close out the game
>>67540092
there's a thread for it, and it's not this one. seriously, fuck off
>>67540069
Gotta agree with PP here, steelers are going to shit the bed this year. All signs point to them finishing below .500
>>67539468
Mad? Why would I be mad? Everyone doubted us last year. It's only more motivation to work harder.
>inb4 mark sanchez can't win an owl
>>67540114
This. the last 5 minutes take 25 minutes because of all the fouls and the teams use all of their 43 time outs that they get
>>67540114
or the leading team just strolls around, dribbling and passing to each other to kill time off the shot clock
>wow much excite many thrilling
>>67539381
>packers fill every need
>no movement
gooo fuckyourself snooker
>>67540179
>>67540136
he can't
>>67540209
Except inside linebacker lol
>>67540213
much better. ya dun good carrmageddon
>>67540209
>fill every need
Please the packers draft was steelers tier
>>67540236
>we wasnt even
>>67540135
pp?
>>67540266
I filled your mom's needs last night
twice
>>67540237
Barrington is coming back, so he fills a huge spot
and Martinez is quick and decent in coverage, and with Clay back on the outside it's not like QB's will have alot of time anyway
>>67540236
That nigga wasn't even there when KO and Tebow where their QBs
You guys think the Madden Curse will affect Gronk or the Pats this season?
most likely scenarios:
>Gronk gets injured
>Gronk gets injured, replaced by Bennett and Bennett is surprisingly better than him
>Brady gets injured
>Pats lose AFCCG
>Pats lose owl
Or have the Pats been reverse cursed due to Brady's suspension beforehand and they'll win every single game without injuries and then take the owl?
>>67540436
2011, yeah he was
>>67540519
Or just arm braces on both arms
OFFICIAL VODKA POWER RANKINGS
>God Emperor of Russia tier
Stoli
Kettle One
Belvedere
>Acceptable tier
Absolute
Deep Eddy's
>Hipster tier
Tito's
>Pleb/woman tier
Ciroc
Grey Goose
Smirnoff
Pinnacle
>Alcoholic tier
literally anything that comes in a plastic bottle
Best uni in the NFL belongs to the _________
>>67540519
gronk gets injured every year anyway. maybe that's why they chose him.
>>67540565
Absolute is shit.
Who's your favorite murderer?
>>67540584
Raiders
>>67540632
JUICE!
>>67540599
Ok
>>67540632
Ray Lewis did nothing wrong
Realistically, ">picked by le cleveland browns lol his career is over" aside,
Will he be a success?
>>67540632
why are the murderers always tight ends, DE's, or linebackers?
I don't get it.
>>67540744
>picked by le cleveland brown
lol his career is over
>>67540793
>be big
>nobody fuck with me
>>67540744
>picked by the Browns
lol his career is over
>>67540744
he'll probably be like cooper in he makes an immediate impact but has a lot of growing pain drops.
Is Ben Rothlisberger still sub-elite?
>>67540744
too small
>>67540632
OJ and Hernandez tied
>>67540969
Who is this cutie? Is she single?
>>67540995
he's bigger than the current best WR in the league
>>67541028
>she
>>67540969
no and neither are the stoolers
>one WR
>no TE
>always hurt QB
>always hurt RB
>no pass rush
>no good linebackers
>midget secondary
>lucked into playoffs when the jets jetted week 17
>needed refball and a season ending chimpout from Burfict and Jones to get playoff win
Damn I love Kodi. Can just sit back and rewatch old games.
> Watching Brady getting his ass pounded by Denver's D
>>67541028
She's taken
>>67541075
Nah the steelers have 3 receivers
Not including stone hands Coates
>>67541075
>one WR
best WR corps in the league
>no good linebackers
Harrison and Shazier are good
other than that pretty accurate
>>67540744
le browns meme aside, yeah probably
Since Cleveland liquidated the Krakow ghetto that was it's coaching staff, I think Coleman will find success since he'll probably be coached right.
I'd guess he turns out to be Cleveland's OBJ or Antonio Brown. Guy's fast as fuck.
2016 power rankings
1. Cardinals
2. Patriots
3. Panthers
4. Seahawks
5. Steelers
6. Broncos
7. Chiefs
8. Bengals
9. Packers
10. Texans
11. Vikings
12. Raiders
13. Giants
14. Cowboys
16. Bills
17. Jaguars
18. Redskins
19. Jets
20. Falcons
21. Bears
22. Colts
23. Eagles
24. Dolphins
25. Ravens
26. Buccaneers
27. Lions
28. Rams
29. Chargers
30. Titans
31. 49ers
32. Browns
>>67541146
>>67541144
>best WR corps in the league
They have brown and that's it
>>67541171
>1. Cardinals
>2. Patriots
That's all that matters [=
>tfw both your teams are owl bound
>>67540632
Why is OJ there?
>>67541146
>>67541144
Giants, Jags and Raiders have better WR corps.
>>67541171
>Texans better than Vikings
I'm a Texans fan and I don't believe this for one second.
>>67541146
>best WR corps in the league
Pats, Packers, Cardinals have better.
>>67539332
>implying you wouldnt have creamed your pants as pey pey dabbed as he ran the clock out in the SB to defeat Scam.
>>67541171
How can a team with no heart be number one?
Objective Fact
1. Patriots (but injury prone, now cursed)
2. Packers
3. Pants
4. Cowboys (elliott is the steal of the century)
5. Jaguars (>he is still sleeping on them)
6. Cardinals
7. Broncos (it will be hard to maintain what they did last year)
7. Chiefs
8. Seahawks (wilson probably cant maintain what he did for most of the 2nd half of last season and they dont seem confident in any of their RBs, LoB will likely degrade further)
9. Broncos (it will be hard to maintain what they did last year)
10. Steelers
>>67540949
hey
>>67541249
and the Packers and jets
This is a 100% accurate representation of the AFC West fanbases
>>67541237
Want to fight about it?
>your favorite sports teams have such an unlucky history that screams JUST that ESPN makes a 30 for 30 on them that comes out in two days
>>67541357
thank ye
Making the Wild Card and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>67541044
julio jones is 6'3"
>>67541249
>Giants
Odell
A broken cruz
No Randle
Literally who
Unless you count Vereen too.
>>67541273
Nah we don't, but overall most balanced receiving corps.
Maybe best receiving rb.
>>67541357
>Patriots
>1.
When will this meme end
>>67541438
Randle was absolutely worthless.
They're WR corp is Beckham. Shepard who is touted as the best route runner in the draft and Cruz who seems to have been healed.
>>67541357
>drafting a RB in the top fucking 5 let alone the 1st round
>steal of the century
TOP FUCKING KEK
do people forget how destructive Rodgers/Jordy/Cobb were?
now throw in at the very least a vertical "threat" in Cook, a slimmed down lacy, a healthy O-line, and Jeff "Hail Mary King" Janis.
All meming aside, the packers offense is going to be scary as fuck this year
>>67541406
Antonio Brown is 5'10"
>>67541636
>>67541406
Andre Holmes is 6'4"
>>67541606
>
Fat fuck is already eating again
>>67541606
Cook will be good for 4 games and drop everything else.
>>67541518
Randle looked great in 2014 iirc, did he drop off bad?
also
>cowshits
>>67541752
>Randle looked great in 2014 iirc, did he drop off bad?
Yes.
>>67541636
>>67541673
>>67541406
They all have better qbs than rgknee, too
>>67541673
Dwayne bowe s 6'2
>>67541752
The packers just need a TE to run a route and to not have stone hands
if Cook busts Rodgers will be perfectly fine until we find a replacement
>>67541782
Bowe a shit
>>67541912
Crabtree a baby lotion
>>67541727
lol he was talking about Steph Curry but nice one :P
>>67541961
Crabtree is twice the WR Bowe is
>>67541992
My dad could beat up your dad
Pittsburgh chosen to win the AFC this year.
my team > your team
>>67542001
Do you even have a dad m8
>>67542059
I'm an upper middle class white man
so yes
>>67541992
Dwayne Bowe at peak > Crabtree at peak
>>67542078
My Dad is black and will literally break every bone in your dad's body
>>67542087
Lay off the rum there, guy
>>67540632
the murderer of Odin Lloyd and two others
>>67541216
>both your teams
you really sicken me sometimes, repeating-letter pussyboi
>>67541383
I'll be watching it.
>>67542119
>nigger father
>ever fighting for his children
o i am laffin
Also Dwayne Bowe was a better receiver than Crabtree
Create an offense or defense of favorite players not on your team.
QB: Brees
RB: Stewart
RB: Ellington
WR: Brown
WR: Tate
TE: Olsen
TE: Eifert
T: Veldheer
G: Bitonio
C: Mangold
G: Lang
T: Reiff
>>67542210
My daddy loves me!
Bowe is only good on KC apparently
>>67541383
can't wait
they might as well do the entire state of professional sports in Ohio. The Reds are the last one to win a championship, and their most notable recent accomplishment is getting no-hit in the postseason.
>>67542026
take it back
>>67542254
>Tate
>Rieff
>>67542265
I agree with that
Currently Crabtree is about 18x the receiver Bowe is but if I had to choose between the best version of either I'd go with Bowe
Kind of sad to see him fall off so hard
>>67541360
You forgot to dress the Raiders one up like he is going to a play. I have nothing against the Raiders as a team, but every faggot who dresses up in spikes and skulls and shit should be shot.
>Those GQ Gronk pictures
>>67542254
QB: Brees
RB: Anderson
RB: Miller
WR: Jones
WR: Fitz
TE: Olsen
TE: Reed
T: Thomas
G: Iupati
C: Mangold
G: Lang
T: Johnson
>>67542254
QB: Harvard Guy
RB: All Day
RB: Shane Vereen
WR: Julio Jones
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
TE: Travis Kelce
TE: Brent Celek
>implying "favorite" O-linemen
>>67542254
DE: Barwin
DT: Atkins
NT: Wilfork
DE: Campbell
OLB: Matthews
ILB: Woodyard
OLB: Burfict
CB1: Talib
CB2: Verrett
Nickel: Hayward
FS: Mathieu
SS: Chancellor
>>67542254
>>67542254
QB: Winston
RB: Forte
RB: Yeldon
WR: Robinson
WR: Decker
TE: Olsen
TE: Kelce
T: J. Thomas
G: >
C: Mangold
G: >
T: >
>>67542886
>QB: Winston
xpln
>>67542254
QB: Winston
RB: Gurley
RB: Langford
WR: Jones
WR: Marshall
TE: Olsen
TE: Walker
T: Thomas
G: Dallas
C: Cowboys
G: Offensive
T: Line
>>67542254
QB : Rodgers
RB : AP
RB : Sanders
WR : Mos-Ric-uhhh... Megatron
WR : T.O.
WR : DJAX
TE : Gronk
TE : Tony G
T : Joe Thomas
G : Logan Mankins
C : Bart Oates
G : Kyle Long
T : Ferguson
DE : Chris Long
DT : Suh
DT : Ngata
DE : Justin Smith
OLB : Miller
ILB : Ray Lewis
ILB : Derrick Johnson
OLB : Justin Houston
CB : Revis
CB : Haden
CB : I dunno
CB : I dunno
S : Any big hitter
S : Kemal Ishmael
K : >
P : >
RS : Hester
>>67542935
hes fun and probably didnt rape that broad
>>67542941
Currently playing :p
>>67542254
>>67542789
K: Zuerlein
P: Koch
>>67542969
didn't he steal underwear or somthin
>>67539381
>tfw you will never see the Dolphins go to the Super Bowl
>>67542941
Holy shit why do you even trip
Embarrassment
>>67543105
>mfw
>>67543116
What
>>67543152
I'd settle for a playoff appearance at this point
HEY HEY LETS GO
>nobody picking Jordy
bunchof kekolds
>>67543104
>didn't he steal underwear or somthin
sounds fine to me
better than all the no personality, play it safe losers desu
>>67543252
KENKA SURU
>>67543272
TAISETSU NO MONO
PROTECT MY BALLS
I'm thinking of trying out for football, but probably have to play some college.
You think they'll put a nigga on a team if he's 6'2 (still growing) 155lbs?
>>67543256
Jordy was my #3
>>67543230
Who is that qt
>>67543318
>155lb
>>67543318
>Still growing
Underage b&
Nah just playing, you stop at 21
155lbs is small as fuck, even WRs weigh more, put on a few pounds first
>>67543230
rodgers meat cannon > flaccos babby """""arm"""""
>>67543318
drink tons of milk and lift big
assuming you're not lactose intolerant
>>67539459
>go for an onside kick after
>megatron of all people fucks it up and puckers get the ball
>erin gets them into field goal range
>loins block it
goddamn what a game
>>67543318
You and Pie in the Sky can be the greatest walk on lanklet recievers of all-time
>>67543318
Bulk up pham
What position(s) are you interested in?
>>67543318
Jewish Pornographer here.
I have a "football" role for you to play.
>>67543403
Missionary, for the sole purpose of creation
>>67543345
Great one more year. Last time I did weight lifting I benched 180lbs 6x 3 reps. Then I stopped and got my mass disappeared.
>>67543355
Got a protein milkshake powder from GNC
>>67543403
TE or DE mostly. Or whatever position they put me in.
>>67542254
QB: Brees
RB: Gurley
RB: Bell
WR: Robinson
WR: Jackson
WR: Hopkins
TE: Kelce
T: Staley
G: Long
C: Pouncey
G: Incognito
T: Vollmer
DE: Wake
NT: Poe
DE: Wilkerson
LB: Collins
LB: Kuechly
LB: Wagner
LB: Burfict
CB: Revis
CB: Verrett
CB: Peterson
FS: Mathieu
SS: Berry
>>67540237
Martinez was the best coverage linebacker in all of college football last year according to pff
>Sean McDonough to call MNF games
noice
>>67543430
You're not a big guy
>>67543433
You still like DeSean? I find that hard to believe.
>>67543430
>TE or DE
Nigga hit the gym tomorrow morning
>>67543459
>ywn be a big guy
>>67543463
why wouldn't i like him? it's not like he demanded to be traded, chip just decided to cut him
i absolutely adore players who are insanely fast, i liked djax even at cal
if we still had him in 2014 we would have made the playoffs
>>67543324
Ochako Uraraka from My Hero Academia
>>67543487
I'm a big guy
6'8" 278
>>67543523
6'9" 197 I have MD too, shit sucks
>tfw tall and strong frame
>missed out on high school football because lol angsty faggot
The Oakland Raiders are easily one of the best all-time teams, they've had 3 decades of success and 2 more of great seasons. This team just needs their coach to turn things around, Jack Del Rio will take us to our promised land : a winning season, Carr will lead the AFC WEST in pass yards and TDs, Amari Cooper will lead all receivers in touchdowns and receptions, Khalil Mack will lead us in Sacks and hurries and David Amerson will snag at least 5 more picks! Can a team be any greater? No, there's no team better than the Oakland Raiders, just telling it like it is /sp/.
>>67543459
>>67543464
Ok, what about CB? Not to big but not to skinny, tall and semi fast?
>>67543440
They blew opportunities to grab any ilb during FA
>>67543543
And you're still a fgt
Next season is the big one for Oakland, the defense is quick to the ball and WILL hurt your QB, the DBs have gotten better, David Amerson will be a young, lock down corner, T.J. Carrie will be snatching passes out of the air, Malcolm Smith will absolutely fuck your shit up, with a pick, strip, sack or even a hard hit, Karl Joseph will be an underrated playmaker and lock up the deep passes. Khalil Mack will be the next hybrid of LT and Howie Long, he will not be blocked, Edwards Jr. has a great skillset for a young player, with the tutelage of Justin Tuck, Townsend Jr. will be the next Greg Townsend, Aldon Smith will join a fierce and quick LB corp, joining the former superb owl MVP Malcolm Smith, young stud Ben Heeney, and hard hitting Bruce Irvin. Dan Williams is the anchor of front 7 and help neutralize anything over the middle, you can't run on this team's line for more than a yard. The 2016 offense will be a high octane force to be reckoned with, young upstart Derek Carr has found his groove and is starting to be recognized with his play against tough defenses and his ability to read said defenses, Latavius Murray is a nice blend of power and speed, Taiwan Jones is a dangerously fast and elusive back, a formidable 1-2 punch for the rush, then you see big, multi-faceted FB Marcel Reece and speedster Jamize Olwale, Reece is a true vertical threat, and Olwale, a FB, can flat out fly down field. Amari Cooper has certainly shown what he can do, he's fast, sturdy and can burn anyone who blinks when they cover him, Michael Crabtree brings his blend of talent and experience to Raiders' receiving core, Grabtree can go out and bring anything in for the 7, Seth Roberts is another young, high potential receiver, he encompasses the vertical game perfectly, you'd best double cover him and with offense lighting up the boards, we come to the o-line, anchored by Hudson, this offensive line will give any d-line fits!
>>67543499
I'll give it a look after trailer park bois
>>67543582
cox>>atkins
>>67543543
>tfw ultra manlet so I never had a shot at being a football player
>>67543582
That's because they didn't like any of them very much
>>67543582
Your mom never missed an opportunity to grab my dong m8
>>67543616
No its because the owner is a stubborn cunt
>>67543594
not a talent contest
>>67543642
cox is more likeable
>>67543642
Packers don't have an owner. I assume you meant GM and he trusts the ILBs he already has. Barrington is back and Martinez looks solid
>>67543582
no u
>>67543642
>the owner
but your right TT is too stubborn for his own good
>>67543604
how short is ultramanlet?
>>67543563
All I know is I'd be Dez Bryant and you would be Bradley Fletcher. You are the Brandon Carr to my Calvin Johnson. The Rahim Moore to my Jacoby Jones.
>>67543674
>More
>Better than Jones
Tyran Mathieu > Earl Thomas
>>67543668
Ted Thompson practically is the incompetent fuhrer of the packers.
Who has that dank Raiders pepe of it getting sucked off by a Chorgersfag? Post pls
>>67543653
idc
>>67543674
You'd be the Kyle Arrington to my 6'0+ receiver bitchboi
>>67543753
>>67543672
5'5"
>>67543774
Me= Playoff win
You=Cincinnati Bengals
>>67543792
Me=stork
U=Suh
>>67543810
Me : Pollard
You : Any Pats good player
>>67540069
What was wrong with the Panthers draft in your estimation?
>>67543743
Le acl man better than anyone
@67543842
You forgot your meme arrow
>>67543787
could be worse
one of our resident trips is something like 5'3"
you can tell women youre 5'10". they have 0 spatial awareness desu
>>67543820
Me: ball pump
You: ball
KK Short > Donkey Kong Suh
>>67543862
Me : 2007 Giants
You : 2007 NFL
>>67543855
you can fool girls up to about 3 inches in my experience
i tell girls i'm 6' and it's whatever, but if i said 6'2" that's not gonna fly
>>67543877
Me: me
You: Sean's mom
>>67543890
>my penis is 9 inches
>lol no its not
Daily reminder that Calvin Johnson Jr. put up 329 (three hundred and twenty nine) yards against Brandon Carr
Also
>tfw comfy 6'5
>>67543896
Aw fug, I'm.not ready to be a woman
Well, time to drug a player and claim rape
>>67543899
anything around 6 to 8 inches is more than enough desu, anything below 5 is very bad
>>67543920
You would know huh faggot
>>67543890
>police12 is a manlet
In other news, birds fly.
>>67543924
idk i'm not an expert on girls, but i've been fine so far
>>67543942
who the fuck are you?
>>67539608
The most cucked tripfag ladies and gentlemen
>all these twinks ITT
You know what you must do :3
>>67542254
*lists favorite players*
What do I win?
>>67543746
You mean the Ted Thompson that took Rodgers when he already had a HoF qb, traded up for Matthews and down for Jordy Nelson, got talent like Daniels and Sitton in the 4th round, who signed potential HoFers like Charles Woodson and Julius Peppers. Yea, seems like a shitty GM
Wow this thread is really shitty atm
>get asked all the time if I play/played football due to being 6'4
>barely played flag football in elementary
>>67544364
Who wins the battle for the NFC East?
>>67544409
It's the Cowboys division to lose
>>67544418
How many snaps does Romo recieve?
>>67544438
Just one and it's his collarbone
Just checked NFLshop, men's jerseys are $100 and women's jerseys are $95. What the fuck?
>>67544483
You should've made sure the NFL stayed non-profit desu
>>67544498
>NFL
>Non-profit
Blasphemy
>>67544518
BOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67544518
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2015/04/28/the-nfl-is-dropping-its-tax-exempt-status-why-that-ends-up-helping-them-out/
>Since 1942, America’s biggest sports empire has qualified as a 501(c)(6) non-profit
>>67543594
why was that obvious clipping ignored
>>67544596
no one really calls clipping penalties anymore
also if any QB in the league isn't going to get a call it's chad henne
>>67544652
What about Blaine Whoa there motherfucker Gabbert
>>67543958
Why do you care who I am?
>>67539959
kek
>>67544390
Why is this stupid Gay Stay Night Card game shit getting posted all over the place?
>>67544979
Because Fate has fallen to memes. It's no longer the loveable mess you and I once knew.
267 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>>67544993
Feels mother freaking bad man.....................
Post your teams 2016 breakout player
>>67545012
Mysterious Heroine X is the last bastion we have.
I still want that Fate/Extra Musou tho.
>NFL Musou
>Carson Palmer performs well, then begins to miss all of his attacks in later levels
>>67545022
>>67545022
267 Days Until The Lions Win Super Bowl LI.
>>67545022
Wrong desu
So now that the Giants no longer have a parcells era coach, will they stop having the Patriots number?
>this autism
All sports need to move to >>>/asp/ in the offseason
>>67545467
/KLIFF/
>>67545072
>267 Years Until The Lions Lose Super Bowl CCCXVIII
>>67545467
literally what are you talking about
>tfw dynasty league heating up in may
>tfw you trade for a guys 1.10 and 2017 1st
>tfw you trade the 1.10 and a different 2017 1st back to the same guy for the 1.02 and TJ Yeldon
>AFC
1. Pittsburgh
2. Denver
3. New England
4. Houston
5. Kansas City
6. Inidianapolis
>NFC
1. Arizona
2. Carolina
3. Green Bay
4. Dallas
5. Atlanta
6. Los Angeles
Undisputable
>>67545022
the only things >my team will break are their knees
>>67539258
>NE:Rob Gronkowski to grace 'Madden 17' cover
Pick up Bennett in every league
HE
>>67546355
> implying the damage will be limited to Gronk
The Madden spook show is going to force Brady out of the league, just wait
>>67543388
6'4 175 now and gaining, clocked my 40 at 4.8, and I only started explosive training last month. Realistically, I could have a chance if I can hit the weight requirements and get up to 200 lbs.
>>67546873
the biggest issue I forsee in my career as reciever is that I am not black.
>>67546873
lanky af
>>67546990
I know, hence why I need to gain weight.
>Carr? Never heard of her
>>67540436
That was his rookie year, dumbass.
Why the fuck would you try to correct someone about their own life without a 10 second Google search to prevent you from not looking like a moron
>>67546548
The madden curse stopped being convincing a long time ago. OBJ had a good year, Sherman went to another owl, Drew Brees played every snap and had another great year, and Calvin Johnson broke Jerry fucking Rice's single season yardage record. It was only slightly odd up until Vince young, now it's just completely done.
>>67547258
You now remember the year it had Peyton Hillis on the cover.
>>67545822
very disputable
whens the season starting
>>67547697
Too much time, at least there's the AUDL
More prop bets for 2016:
>Tony Bosa will be DROTY
>The Falcons will finish .500 or better
>Andrew Luck will return to form
>Gronk will start in and play the majority of snaps in all 16 regular season games
>Peyton will go Favre-mode and "unretire"
>if so, he will get rekt and permanently retire
My picks:
>Bosa DROTY
Yes
>Falcons 8+ wins
No
>Andrew Luck back to full strength
No
>Gronk starts and plays in every game
The Madden Curse is so 2000s, but no
>Peyton makes a "comeback"
He'll be urged to for muh shekels, but won't
>if he does he gets a career-ending injury
yes
>>67547744
What are the odds on the browns winning the super bowl
>>67545022
I think a person has a slightly higher chance of spontaneously combusting.
>Gronk going to be on Madden cover
>Brady suspended 4 games
Is it finally over for the Pats?
>>67547828
200 to 1 or some other number I think
>>67548389
No, it is only beginning
>>67548389
OBJ was on the cover last year and nothing happened, same with Sherman the year before
>>67548640
his booty buddy, le salsa man, went down for the year
>>67548640
Madden curse is more 2000-2007 era
>>67548640
>chimping out
>being suspended
>losing a season
>nothing
>>67540519
Gronk is getting arrested this season.
I'm betting assault, possibly murder.
>>67540114
Meme harder, faggot
>>67545822
>Undisputable
Your list is shit too
>>67539258
Do you think he will be moving like Charles Barkley by the time he's 60?
So what are the chances Kirk Cousins in the next Nick Foles and has a shit season next year? Everyone here was riding Foles' dick when he had that breakout season with the Eagles but now he's looking like shit.
>>67548989
IIRC Kirk didn't beat a team with a winning record.
He was just the QB of the least worse team in the NFCE.
carson wentz is the next peyton manning
without the playoff choking
>>67549452
>without the playoff choking
Because he'll never make it to the playoffs?
>Mark Davis pledged $500 million towards the Vegas stadium
>doesn't even have $1 billion or any income besides the Raiders
>Roger Goodell hates the idea of a team in Las Vegas and will put a hefty relocation fee on it
>one Davis won't be able to afford
It's all another smokescreen (just like Carson and San Antonio) set up to try to guilt trip Oakland into buying the Raiders a stadium
Cold ketchup > Hot/warm ketchup>>>>>>>> mustard >>>>>>>>>>>> relish >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mayo
>>67550037
accurate
THIS IS OUR YEAR T.B.H.
>>67550037
"no"
>>67550037
depends on what its on desu, they're all shit on most things
>>67549452
Manning isn't a good comparison, Wentz is a lot more mobile.
Roethlisberger is more accurate.
>Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles
>Wentz: Nothing is handed to you here. You have to come in and earn the respect of everybody. I'm looking forward to doing that.
badford BTFO
>>67546873
You are such a literal faggot
>>67550575
how did I know that you would be here yet again.
>>67550407
Wentz seems like a good kid, shame he landed in Philly
>>67547744
>Bosa
no
>Falcons 8+
yes
>Luck
no
>Gronk
no
Peyton
no
>If so, ded
yes
>>67546873
>6'4"
>175
you're a literal stick
You can only post if your team has the oldest safety and he's still elite.
> NSF all other 31 teams
>>67547047
Verett was the best cover corner in the league last year (per pff). shut down Antonio Brown
>>67547744
More prop bets for 2016:
>Tony Bosa will be DROTY
No
>The Falcons will finish .500 or better
Yes
>Andrew Luck will return to form
No
>Gronk will start in and play the majority of snaps in all 16 regular season games
Doubt
>Peyton will go Favre-mode and "unretire"
Favre was still a top 10 qb his last pre-retired year. Peyton is too far gone
>if so, he will get rekt and permanently retire
See above
guise
i got so drunk last night that i still havent made it to work. do, do i go in drunk or do i stay at home, diddle myself and shit post on sp all day?
strawpoll without the poll
>>67550648
Jimmy Smith does that every time the Ravens play the Steelers
>>67550690
Well you don't want to get fired from your job at starbucks so go in
>>67550172
old uniforms were much better t.b.h
GB is getting a healthy WR corps and they're in year two of a three year defense restructure. If they end the year top 10 in offense and defense like the Cards or Bengals last year they don't have Old Man Palmer or Andy "What's a playoff win?" Dalton. They'll probably win the Owl
>>67550772
They'll blow it in the playoffs like they usually do.
>>67550780
They are pretty successful in the playoffs compared to 90% of the league. Only teams more successful in the last 10 years are maybe Pats, Broncos, and Seahawks
>>67550780
You mean the D?
>>67550809
>last 10 years
unironically the giants and steelers have also done better in that timespan
>>""""""maybe""""" Pats, Broncos, and Seahawks
same number of super bowls, more super bowl appearances
the packers are a good historic team but the last 10 years were far from their peak
How long will Romo last this season?
Bosa will be a bust
>Everett Golson is at Eagles rookie camp
holy shit, i totally forgot about this guy. He had a handful of great games with ND a year or 2 back and then just completely dropped off the face of the earth.
>>67550863
Yeah, they'll blow that hot D.
I mean wait.
>>67550809
Forgetting someone?
If you could remove one division and the teams that constitute it from the league right now what would it be?
NFC East
>>67550909
Meant to include Steelers, forgot about Giants. Packers are tied with Pats for most consecutive postseason appearances. They have also won a SB and lost 3 games in OT without touching the ball. So yea, they have less appearances than Broncos, Seattle, and Steelers but they are more consistant and usually lose by a very small margin
>>67550970
AFC South is less relevant atm
>>67550970
AFC South.
>>67550937
you guys havent done anything since ray retired
flacco isn't worth half the money he got
>>67550772
did they fuck?
>>67551006
> less relevant
> best draft picks
> Luck coming back
> Jags looking scary
> Toxins have a qb for the mean time
If anything it should be the NFC East.
>>67550970
AFC South
>>67545822
>Denver
>Indy
>Houston
Kek
>>67551040
Not true, they made the playoffs in 2014 and won a game. Steelers on the other hand only have won playoff win since 2010 and it was because the Bengals had a season ending chimpout, stop ranking them so high
>>67551079
>best draft picks
> a fucking center
lol
>>67551060
Chris is too much of a real manly man for any fagshenanigans. He has to hang out with Aaron because his wife is friends with Olivia.
>>67551113
The won the wildcard, barely a playoff game. Got outcoached by the Deflatetriots in the div round.
>>67550970
AFCS
NFCE
NFCS
>>67551122
> Reading Comprehension
I said best picks as in the whole division dumbass.
>>67551212
> it could've been a Ravens vs Colts AFCC.
>>67551212
>The won the wildcard, barely a playoff game
Just admit you were wrong, no need to sink to this level of damage control
>>67545822
>AFCSouth sending 2 teams to the playoff.
Embarrassing
>2016
>Not listening exclusively to J Cole, Earl Sweatshirt, Night Lovell and Chance The Rapper
lol
>>67551212
Wes Welker tore his ACL a couple of days before that game
The pats offense had a rookie Edelman catch 2 TD's and the defense didnt do shit.
That game was so weird
>>67551352
>no kendrick
>le ebin mumble rapper
>literal who
yeah nah
>>67551352
>austrailian"music" taste
>>67550970
NFC East
Every single one of those fanbases is fucking cancer tier, with the redskins probably being the least cancerous considering they get shitted on for their name so much
>>67551079
>best draft picks
Remains to be seen
>Luck "coming back"
Remains to be seen
>Jags look scary
Granted
>Toxins have a qb
Remains to be seen
Honestly NFCE is better from a known element POV. AFCS is banking on a bunch of unknowns. NFCE has the upper hand from a pure talent standpoint
>>67551377
Edelmen wasn't a rookie that game? Are all patsfags really this dumb?
>>67551377
you strike me as the type that remembers every loss in detail, we have a pre-2011 trip sighting
>>67551425
He played college football at Kent State and the College of San Mateo as a quarterback, and was drafted by the Patriots in the seventh round of the 2009 NFL Draft.
The 2009 New England Patriots season was the 40th season for the team in the National Football League and 50th season overall. They finished with a 10–6 record and a division title before losing to the Baltimore Ravens in the playoffs.
get the fuck outta here Old gaaaaay
>>67551377
woah, haven't seen that face in awhile, how you doing.
>>67551429
the most painful loss of the Brady era is the 2010 AFC divisional game against the Jets
Beat them 45-3 in NY, just to lose at home in the playoffs, on Mark Sanchez's best game. Fuck that game. CAN'T WAIT.
How much of a fucking NEET is this Old Gay faggot? I swear to god he's in every single /nfl/ general spouting his delusional retarded opinions all day, sometimes even talking to himself
>>67551449
Too bad we were talking about the 2014 game numbnuts
>>67551421
>>67550970
>u mad at the iggles
>>67551472
nah, most painful loss apart from 18-1 that I can think of is the divisional shootout loss to Peyton where we gave up a huge lead.
>>67551466
I get banned for posting anything nowadays but i'll post on blue dream here and there. I've been okay man, how have you been?
God damn you were so right about Edelman
>>67551492
No its actually the Cowcucks and Gints fags I dont like, but you thinking your relevant is cute and another reason I hate the NFC East
>>67551496
sorry, conference championship.
>>67551498
Been alright, still delusional about college football, but if it keeps me going to the gym, so be it. Yeah, edelman is tough as nails, so glad to have him on the team
>Banned for posting anything
care to explain?
>>67551482
alright I re read the chain and youre right, still old gay though
>>67551496
18-1 sucked but that was a flukey loss, I can't stand when a team straight up beats the Pats
>>67551514
>Banned for posting anything
>care to explain?
probably old gays faggot NEET ass reporting him cause he cant handle the bantz
>>67551508
>>67551421
What the fuck did Giants fans do? Let me guess, you're a salty 18-1.
>>67551532
Yeah, I had a monthlong stretch where I got banned for nothing, and kept stacking up as a ban evasion when I posted even after I appealed and they accepted. The hot pocket QRF time is legendary.
>>67551514
There is a mod on here that hates me apparently. I wish I had an example but im on a new computer.
2006 AFCCG was bullshit, the NFL issued the Patriots an apology after that game for how bad the call on Hobbs was.
>>67551524
I accept you apology, I understand that I'm always right and its unfair to hold you to my standards
>>67551532
lol, this guy again
>>67541171
>Puckers that low
>>67551536
If 18-1 had happened to you, you would still be salty too.
>>67551556
yaaah, thats what im dealing with man. But its been going on for a solid year or more
mods just got pissed after we won the 4th.
>>67551536
18-1 or >pants.
>>67550970
>removing 24% of the superb owl winners
>>67551571
It was a sneak list
Puckers are top 5 realistically
>>67551556
Back during the Brussels bombing I mentioned that Dikembe Mutombo was there and survived and got banned for posting off topic. Guess the janny is too young to know who he is. Another time I said I was hiding behind 7 proxies and got popped for ban evasion, won the appeal though
>>67551617
>g-g-guys it totally isnt me reporting you
funny, whenever I start talking shit to you I get soft banned, what a coincidence
>>67551576
so could you unexpectedly be vanished at any point now?
>>67551611
I wish this meme were true
>>67551570
>>67551617
/sp/ has been slowing down a lot, and its the mods fault.
1. Litten
2. Rowlet
[OLYMPUS MONS POWER GAP]
99999. Popplio
>>67551628
Post something useful then faggot. All you do is follow me around replying to every single one of my posts
>>67551638
yaah its funny im still here
>>67551640
...they were top 5 last year despite being the most heavily injured team in the league. They were top 3 the year prior. I wouldn't call it a meme
>>67551654
>post something useful then
Probably one of the most major parts of /nfl/ is shit talking, if you can't handle the bantz dont go turning people in for shit talking you.
>>67551648
Some kraut had an anti mod thread up yesterday and he was posting pics of him getting permabanned for posting off topic. It's getting crazy.
>>67551665
who do you think will have the most impact on the team this year?
>>67551676
pie you underage child, you have a very loose definition of "bantz"
>>67551694
geez these mods are losing it
>>67551700
its typical on the offense, the defense im looking for Hightower to really take over everything this year
what are your thoughts on the new guys
Pop Warner just banned kickoffs, ball automatically placed at the 35
>>67551733
I think the defense will be fine, I see malcolm butler improving into a fully fledged shutdown corner, and Jamie Collins and Hightower running it ala Vrabel and Bruschi, should be as good as last year if not better. The key for us is our offensive line. If they stay healthy, our offense is dangerous, not sure how well Nate Washington will play, but the combo of Gronk and Bennett will be spectacular. If dion lewis can stay healthy and do half of what he did last year, we should be looking at another owl, if injuries kill us again, so be it. Im really looking at dion, dude was amazing, and he really gives a whole other dimension to the offense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdZJk1xtU00
>>67551813
PUSSIFICATION
OF AMERICA
desu i support the change for kids since they still developing and probably don't use good form
just not in the pros
>>67551850
what the fuck, if you play real football you have a kickoff, Im terrified this shit will start working its way up to the big leagues. Honestly I thought they had a pretty good balance this year, fewer returns because of cannonbolts out the endzone, but still returns, this new shit on kickoffs is weird, just leave it alone.
>>67540632
Where is Marvin?
>>67551833
>>67540632
>its another ray lewis is a murderer episode
can yall niggas hop off his dick, thanks
>>67551961
Rememeber when he got paid then got injured?
Based Dion.
>>67552000
You mean played, got injured, and then got paid
>>67551893
>wanting kids to start developing CTE for the age of eleven
Do they have punts and punt returns? Leave these, but get rid of the kickoffs. Or force them to go for it on 4th but keep kickoffs. One of them needs to stay so kids can practice returning from a young age, but both are too much for children.
>>67551893
>>67551850
I get where they're coming from though, this is just Pop Warner. at that level there's still plenty of kids that just want to play for fun, not necessarily make a career out of it. the ones that will take it serious will still play high school and college football, which can have full contact special teams. not to mention that kids are physically still developing quickly at that age, so it'd be hugely detrimental to have long-term conditions caused from it, especially if they weren't trying to sacrifice their health for a career they didn't even want to have.
>Matthews moving back to outside
This is good right?
>>67551893
Football has been ruined, you're probably too young to remember it before all these shitty rule changes but before you didn't have to hold you breath after every big hit or pass breakup to see if it is gonna get flagged
>>67552000
and yeah, apart from dennis pitta, I can't think of a more injured player off the top of my head.
>>67552011
Na you cucks paid him before the injury.
>>67552016
from* the age
>>67552026
I remember 01 forward, I remember it really started changing between 07-08. Might be just me, but it feels like it's gotten a little better since 2011-12 or thereabouts.
>>67551377
Uh...that wasn't the game you're thinking of. Old Gay was talking about 2014, Wes was chilling at home at that time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxG7cQY9AuE
God, sherman's such a fucking shit, but he backs it up, still pains me to see this though.
>>67551392
>Kendrick Lamar
>good
lol underage please leave
>>67552020
Assume you're talking about Jordan Matthews?
>>67540632
>Rae Carruth will most likely get out of the joint in 2 years
Is he a reformed man now? Will he get a job with ESPN like Lewis and Sharper?
>>67552068
Clay
>>67552068
AY YO HOL UP, WHY U DON LIKE MY NIGGUH KDOT?
Really though, why don't you?
Oh and have you checked out Chance the Rapper's new mixtape?
>>67551654
>post something useful then faggot
>says the guy that shiposts and posts weak b8
my fucking sides
also that post screams admission of guilt
old gay confirmed for being a NEET faggot that cant handle the bantz
>>67552068
>unironically listens to chance the rapper and mumble rapper while bashing kendrick
holy shit you couldnt be more of a pleb even if you tried
Who here is even going to let their kids play football? Mine are going to be strictly lacrosse players
>>67552106
>>67552106
>listening to rap ever
You people disgust me
>>67552106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3ZilgQX2-k
>Not listening to this absolute masterpiece containing the lyricism of Shakespearean literature and Hemmingway combined, all put to the musicality of the new york philharmonic.
>>67552127
If they want to I wont stop them, but this has more to do with the fact that my parents never let me play. I will however explain to them that it is a sport where you will more than likely get injured, can potentially be killed, and if played into the collegiate and pro level, can cause lasting brain damage. On the other hand, football is just that goddamned fantastic.
>>67552172
That being said, Id be extremely proud of them if they were good at the sport.
>>67552139
>not listening to as much music as possible
I know you listen to shitty country pop, but step it up, lil cuck boy. There's so much fucking music out there.
>tfw you will die not listening to every single piece of music or trying every beer
>>67552144
This is chiraq shit, Pie-kun.
>>67552219
I don't listen to much rap it all, and that was meant as sarcasm.
>>67552172
I never played any kind of organized football until high school, can't imagine 25 years of that level of stress on your body.
>>67552139
trap and trill is funny, I only like rap when it isnt serious
>>67552245
it fucks you up, and its multiplied exponentially as you move up the ladder. Still, if you had the talent to be a great football player, you would, wouldn't you?
>>67552233
Yeah I figured, it's why I informed you, not insult you. Now you know about chiraq coonery.
Just saw de andre levy lions bros
>>67552219
>I know you listen to shitty country pop, but step it up, lil cuck boy
wrong on so many levels, also just when I didn't think you could get any worse you became a cuck poster.
>>67552271
the banter from not being good or doing something that ruined the game would kill me
>>67551650
i agree
>>67552271
depends on the position
if you know you're not going to live beyond age 50, but you get to have a HoF career do you still do it?
>>67552081
Right. Packers did good in the draft senpai getting Spriggs in the middle of the 2nd was good value. Hope you guys shut down the Vikings bandwagon early this year
>>67552087
It's awesome listening to the whole thing now
Blessings is the best so far
>>67552106
obvious troll is obvious. Kendrick is for little fairy boys
>>67552271
If I had the chance at a pro career I'd definitely walk away before the age of 30, unless I was a kicker, punter or QB. A few extra million isn't worth having a fucked up body or ever worse a fucked up brain box. Patrick Willis had the right idea.
>>67552282
Dude, you've literally posted links to some shitty country music (not that Country as a whole is shitty, there's some good stuff).
>>67552341
That's what's up. I'm barely listening to it. The song with Ye was good.
>>67552325
That's a tough one, I would have the HOF career because no one could tell me, "you aren't going to live beyond 50" conclusively. If I knew for a fact I wouldn't, I might not, but still, life is short, better to enjoy it while you can, and leave a mark on the world than pump gas all your life or some shit.
>>67552297
Never had this problem, you fuck up, you fuck up, but you keep on moving, and that's how you win.
>>67552351
He doesn't even need to bother, I did already ;^) Firstly, you're uncannily obsessed with the guy, secondly, go spout your stale cuck memes somewhere else
>>67552351
Stop projecting your fantasies on others
>>67552380
this is true, unless I were some generational talent like Calvin Johnson or Adrian Peterson who had a real shot at breaking longtime records, I would walk away after 10 yrs or so
Buttsore
>>67552391
I don't listen to pop country artard. I hope Luke Bryan and Blake Shelton die in a fire. The only good modern country is Zac Brown and Eric Church.
>>67552418
That last guy makes an interesting proposition, should the MVP have automatic rights to the madden cover?
>>67552418
At least they aren't crying racism like some other dumbasses did, these guys are just blind fanboys.
>>67541383
>friend
>>67552446
Fuck no
Cam is a meme player who lost the Superbowl
>>67552465
yeah, after thinking about it I agree with you, Cam is not a football player, as evidenced by his pussying out and not going for that fumble, also, QBs don't make for very exciting covers.
>>67552440
>le Zac Brown "band"
Pfffftaaahahaha
Yeah, step it the fuck up
>>67552418
I mean...why wasn't it Cam? He was the MVP.
>>67552397
Based Ivan
>>67552418
I hope they put a punter on it one year just to fuck with everyone
>>67552418
Gronk is the best player in the league, full stop
>>67552446
Peyton Hillis should be on the cover every year tbqh
>>67552491
this anon nailed it>>67552465
>>67552446
>90% of covers will be QBs
>Peypey would have been given the cover like 5 times over the course of his career
Fuck no. I'm so tired of seeing Messi on FIFA's cover every year, at least Madden keeps it fresh.
I could get behind giving it to the SB MVP though.
>ayo anon, we gonna fuck you up if [home team] loses tonight
>>67552519
agreed, it sucks cock that messi is on the cover every year, we should have had an Ibra bicycle kick cover.
>>67552550
forgot pic
>>67541782
Bowe? Worthless.
>>67552550
>>67552597
you are so gay
http://nesn.com/2016/05/patriots-long-snapper-joe-cardona-cleared-to-play-this-season-by-navy/
We long snapper now
>>67552518
That's true, along with what you said about him pussying out, but the MVP award is given for the regular season, not post-season accomplishments or failures. Maybe it's a better thing to just stick to dynamic players, probably helps the game sell more.
>>67552491
What's wrong with Zac Brown?
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/05/13/ravens-sign-veteran-cornerback-jerraud-powers/
we /jerraud powers/ now
>>67552749
Signed Stanley today as well
>>67552506
THEY CAN'T F***ING TACKLE YOU!
THEY CAN'T F***ING TACKLE YOU!
>>67552506
Imagine if Aaron Hernandez wasn't a fucking nutjob and stayed in the league instead of killing people that looked at him funny. Would he or Gronk be moved to WR, would one of them be traded or would Belichick pull out some meme formation with 2 TEs on the field at all times and annihilate every single defense in the league except maybe prime LOB and 2015 Bronx?
>>67552506
Here's the real time one
>>67552938
did you not see them play together in all those 2 TE formations the entire time? That's not a meme formation at all.
>>67552938
personally, I think aaron hernandez was good, but never anywhere near Gronk, always thought he was too cocky, and I think people have bigtime nostalgia goggles for him today.
>>67552938
Josh McDanials has been working with this Dual Tight End thing for years, and it really is a shame that Hernandez screwed his life up because he was a huge contributor to the success of the dual tight end scheme that was highly successful.
Now that they have bennett though, he can probably make it work again.
>>67552969
And still to this day, it still piss me the fuck off. TACKLE HIM.
>>67553099
The dual TE thing was catching on for a couple of years though before Gronk and Murderer popularized it. Ravens had the same idea as well. They drafted Dickson and Pitta to pair with Heap for a year or two.
>>67552969
Legend has it that he's still running to this very day
>>67553062
> I think people have bigtime nostalgia goggles for him today.
>personally, I think aaron hernandez was good,
Exactly, because he was good. Not only that, but Belichick hasn't been able to find a TE to not only compliment Gronk, but good enough to run the routes they do, the double TE plays, and have good hands.
Yeah the cockyness can get annoying (like coonery from Rodney Harrison and Talib) but he was good, and sometimes the cockyness was fun. I love the professionalism the Patriots practice (inb4 le cheats), but sometimes we need that banter.
>>67552749
Noice didnt even know he was an FA just assumed the Cards extended him
We're still be average as fuck this year unless we pull a decent running game out our ass
>>67553154
Harbaugh did the same thing with Vernon Davis and Delanie Walker too since that was his background at Stanford, but then Walker left for the Titans in FA and they were never able to really pull that off exactly that way again. Boldin was a neat replacement, but not used the same way.
>>67553225
Man though Harbaugh's sure are smart
>>67553197
I think ronnie will open the line up a bit, forsett is just good enough to pull a 1000 yard season
>>67553185
well put, sometimes im unable to articulate my thoughts properly
>>67553197
Honestly, I can't see how they haven't tried reaching out to Ray Rice. That lil nigga was good. What he did wasn't good, but he's repented enough. If Adrian "catch this beating" Peterson can return, so should Ray Rice. If anything, it's on the League for ignoring the video when it had originally been shown to Jewdell, and then Jewdell pretending to not have seen it like "W-whaaat? T-this is b-brand new information! I s-swear!" like a rat bastard.
Fuck Jewdell man
>>67553271
and just the right amount of crazy
>>67553271
>those
god I can't type today
>>67553290
This desu, he has shown a lot of remorse. For fuck's sake, he married that girl he beat up, what more do you need? Maybe it's just that he's out of shape, but I dunno, can't be worse than Trent fucking Richardson.
I don't think that it would be a good idea for the Ravens to sign him, but a team like Miami, Philly or Cleveland could give him a shot.
>>67553290
true, ray rice was solid, but the fact that there's video evidence of him taking swings at his wife is a railroad spike in the coffin. What AP did is unacceptable, but less unacceptable than getting caught knocking your wife out. Also, he's AP, not ray rice.
>>67553311
Triple dubs confirm
>>67553272
Wasn't crazy over Stanley because I thought his run blocking was average but he's still better than James Hurst and Eugene "ow my foot" Monroe
>>67553350
correct me if I'm wrong but when they went on Dr. Phil together, didn't she do all the apologizing like it was her fault, while he was just kinda bored and complacent, checking his phone or some shit?
>>67553354
>Also, he's AP, not ray rice.
Some hard truth right there. Like with the Mannings sweeping Peyton's sexual assault under the rug, and the league turning the other cheek because Peyton was this huge prospect. Even when it resurfaced a few months ago, the league and ESPN refused to talk about.
>>67553350
Yeah, maybe a team with less focus on them could help him.
>>67553426
Yeah, you would think that would extend to brady, but guess not. I think if Ray really tried, he could make a comeback, and Id be willing to bet the pats might give him a shot if he's humble, but I just don't know. I'd take him in a heartbeat.
>>67553354
>What AP did is unacceptable, but less unacceptable than getting caught knocking your wife out
The unacceptable part is true, but I dunno, beating up a child is worse than beating up a woman in my book.
>>67553512
honestly if video surfaced of AP beating the shit out of his kid instead of just pictures and speculation he would probably be in the same boat as Rice
If the video never surfaced he wouldnt be kicked out of the league, he decked his wife while drunk
>>67553460
I'm past arguing that point, man. It's whatever. I prefer to believe in the actual case, not what the league and ESPN wants us to believe. On top of that, Brady is too much of a competitor to do something like that. Maybe I'm delusional because I'm a fan, but that's what fans are.
>>67553555
trips of truth, but did he beat the shit out of his kid, or was it just some light whipping?
Pray for him and want him to have the kind of career his gifts will allow, which is he's an exceptional, exceptional football player -- probably was the top rusher of the last two drafts, that's just my opinion. Jerry Jones
- Jerry Jones, on Cowboys second-year edge-rusher Randy Gregory.
>ywn be a billionaire homer shitposter
>>67553575
It seems to me white people (not being racist) don't know the difference between a whipping and child abuse.
>>67553575
He did the black children discipline ritual of grabbing a tree branch and smacking your kids legs with it
normally, its just supposed to hurt like hell, but he overdid it and the scratches were kinda deep and had a bit of scarring
>>67553460
Oh and hell yeah I would be ecstatic if the Pats picked up Ray Rice. Older Brady needs a competent, non-fumbling running back. Dion Lewis can continue as a receiver-RB but someone like Rice? small, hard to tackle, stacked. I would take him too.
>>67553592
Translation: I hope this nigger makes me even more money.
>>67553624
Teaching discipline to your kids via switch hitting is also a mexican thing.
Probably why only white people end up shooting schools.
>>67553555
There weren't any videos of Greg Hardy either IIRC, but I doubt he'll ever find another job in the NFL. Although I believe he appeared in some talk show a couple months ago where he said some stupid shit along the lines of "I dindu nuffin" and discredited himself even more.
>>67553575
>>67553614
His kid had lacerations all over his legs and even genitals
>>67553614
I mean, I personally would never strike my child, but I don't feel that if you spank him it's gonna scar him for life.
new
>>67553673
500
NEW
>>67553673
>>67553673
>>67552000
>paid then injured
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/new-england-patriots/dion-lewis/
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/dallas-cowboys/tony-romo/
>>67541320
Are you fucking serious? That has the most heart from what I've seen.
>>67542585
I'm convinced he's gay.
