Guess who's pitching?
Are you ready for all the BBs?
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>glory holes
I'm want to go to a game so bad but this weather is so so shitty. Almost as shitty as Ubaldo's control.
ubaldo is so fucking horrible
>>67534709
The thing is, his stuff is *great.* He just has literally no idea where any of it is going.
>>67534709
How long until he "twists his ankle in the parking lot" again?
>>67534771
I'd say once Gallardo is back, but Gallardo is just as bad.
Whoa, I thought Verlander was supposed to pitch. Did he get pulled last minute or am I just mistaken?
based moya, a hit in his first majors at-bat
>>67534833
mistaken I think
CONTROL, YOU MUST LEARN CONTROOOOOL!
fucking ubaldo
FUCKING HELL UBALDO ARE YOU LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF THROWING A FUCKING STRIKE MY GOD WE SHOULD JUST FORFEIT EVERY GAME YOU START YOU WORTHLESS HEAP OF WASHED-UP TRASH.
fuck off faggots
can't out-tigers the tigers
Scenario time: You life is on the line and it hinges on a baseball game. Your choices for the starting pitcher in the game are Mike Wright and Ubaldo Jimenez. Who do you pick and what is your preferred method of execution?
Oh, it's an "Orioles forget their bats after scoring a billion runs yesterday" episode.
>>67535046
Shut the fuck up
>>67535096
Why did they play a Wednesday game that early? Fucking stupid
>>67535031
HAHAHAHA OH YES WE CAN
As long as it's not Vance...
Feel bad for Caleb Joseph tonight
>detoiLOB
Are we going to make a struggling Detroit starter look like a ace tonight?
it's an "orioles score 0 runs off a struggling pitcher" episode
i love those
>be baltipoor fan
>team loses to lelfrey
a hee hee oh ho ho hahhhaaaaah
>>67535625
Yes.
We can never score lots of runs two games in a row. Against the rules of baseball.
>>67535670
>be detoilet fan
>have the worst bullpen in the league literally every year
Jesus, Ubaldo is bad.
>>67535759
Yeah, but so are the Oriole bats this game. It's not like they're facing a good pitcher either
Worley time is rapidly approaching.
This is gonna be ugly.
That big ass Royal Farms sign is making me hungry as fuck
>>67535962
eat, dum niga
>>67535723
>baltipoop
>losing this game going on right now
heh
>>67535883
Seriously WTF is up with that guy. He wears those stupid goggle shades. Looks like some anime character from the 80s.
>>67536002
>striking out 20 times in 1 game to 1 pitcher
well hey, at least you're better than the twins, right?
>>67536048
>losing a game to that team
idk which is worse tbhfam
>>67536088
losing games to bad teams happens several times over the course of a season
striking out 20 times to 1 pitcher has happened five times ever
>>67536002
>eat fried chicken
>with beach season right around the corner
>Upton popping out on ball 4
thank fucking god he sucks
Why does anyone ever swing before a 2-strike count against UBBBBBBBaldo?
>>67536111
wow we must be bad
have fun losing to us xd
>>67536113
just more excuses to go run fat niga
>>67536183
bitches love dingers, that's why
bitches don't bang you if you walk a lot
>>67536183
because JUSTin suckton
>Gary and Jim talking about grape nut ice cream
Well, fuck, I guess it's better than what's happening on the field.
Heh
>>67536309
Can't see the game, how drunk is Gary?
>>67536435
He's pretty up there. Jim seems sillier too.
>>67536501
Following mlb gameday, I don't blame them.
>putting UBBBaldo back out with 100 pitches
>>67536435
He was talking about how the grape nut ice cream he was eating between innings was "rally ice cream" and was good enough to bring tears to his eyes.
So, yeah, pretty drunk. Don't blame him, having to watch this game so far.
>>67536549
They need guest interviews. Make them as awkward as Marty Bass interviews on WJZ
I hate those glasses so fucking much
Worley the kind of guy that keeps a low ERA but clears the bases of inherited runners every time.
>>67536683
I know why they bug you so much
>>67536729
and here i thought i was the only one who thought he looked like gregg
Inb4
Oh boy nothing I love more than muh matchups
Is thread kill?
>>67537583
Boring game.
>>67537583
loltimore too btfo
>>67537583
No Tiggers collapse yet
Just wait for it
>>67537829
You really do suck
Now we see if Jones is truly back. Pls no gidp.
>>67538174
Nah he's back. Beautiful hit
who /rallyicecream/ here?
>>67538174
Classic Jonesy hit. Pitch was a foot outside.
Why does autism still have a job?
>tfw Lelfrey is better than the bullpen now
>>67538024 this guy knows
>>67538127
been talking about me bb?
give the O's your mana lads
>>67538263
Honestly, the O'd traditionally wait until 6+ innings to get their runs, no matter the pen.
Yesterday was just >Hyooz
Alvarez is actually doing stuff now
VOTE FOR PEDRO he'll build you a cake
T O I L E T
>M F W
Is pedro clutch now?
>3 runs scored
>all on singles
wtf am I watching
SCHOOP
WITH THE ROPE
JOHNNY BASEBALL
Lol, Gary Throne is fucking loaded
IM SICK OF THIS SHIT
oh. well.
Did we switch unis with the royals or something
This is mos def not Orioles baseball
OH
BABY
A
TRIPLE
Wow, this reminds of Game 2 of the ALDS a couple years ago.
>>67538771
Watching with my dad, he literally just said the same thing
>>67536002
hello
>>67538808
Everything has been downhill ever since
>>67536002
hey dude
>>67538808
lelmon young comin through
>>67538808
Was Price in Detroit for that series? I just remember everyone saying how Detoilet had a gagillion cy young winning pitchers and how the O's didn't stand a snowball's chance.
>>67539007
Yes
Scherzer, Cucklander, Price
like if you were to ask me how the Orioles would score 5 runs in an inning I would sooner predict that they would somehow invent a 5 run home run before I would've guessed what actually happened
>>67539007
Yes I believe so. This whole 2010-present era is becoming a blur...
>>67539007
Yep, IIRC Norris/Price started the third game and we won like 2-1
>>67539045
Wasnt that around the time that the JV nude pics came out?
>>67539126
Yep
wait is le van man a reliever now?
>>67539189
He just got out of Toledo
So was Joba put out to pasture after the ALDS?
>implying I was dumb enough to hope
lol
>>67539189
maybe they want to warm him up with a relief inning of a game we're gonna lose
WHY WONT YOU FUCKERS JUST FUCKING LOSE ALREADY
>>67539338
he pitches for the indians now. 0.79 ERA, 0.62 WHIP in 11 games
>>67539375
FUCK YOU BOMBSTON, YOU LOSE FIRST
>>67539375
Get out of here 5th placer
>>67539375
Dont talk to me or my two extra heads ever again.
Jesus christ Detroit. You couldn't win just one fucking game?
>>67539338
yet another disastrous reliever for the organization
>I lived through the Phil Coke era
>>67539483
Coke has nothing on Valverde.
>>67539442
That's the funniest pic I've seen in a while, you got the MASN one?
>>67539568
I got you pham
>>67539602
thanks
post memes
>>67539554
he's not the reason the BP choked
>Chris Ray
>George Sherril
>Jim Johnson
>Zach Britton
Why do the O's always have good closers?
>Zach Britton inducing ground balls
shocking
man, why does detroit have the worst bullpen in the league every single year?
gg Detroit, just like not so old times
>>67539800
that is true
Gg tiggers
