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LAR:Rams SS T.J. McDonald popped for DUI Tuesday
OAK:Vegas mayor: The Raiders are not 'playing' us
FA:Jets owner: 'No news' on Ryan Fitzpatrick
NYG:Shepard has 'every opportunity' to be #2 WR
SF:49ers RT Anthony Davis 'badly' out of shape?
SD:Melvin Gordon underwent microfracture surgery
FA:Seahawks pass on Vernon Adams after tryout
PHI:Sam Bradford decides he'll show up on Monday
SEA:Prosise gets WR reps at Seahawks rookie camp
SF:Niners hoping Gabbert beats out Kaepernick?
MIA:Cameron Wake gets two-year, $15M extension
SD:Chargers sign Matt Slauson to play center
First for Whiny Cam
>>67528717
Did you even update the news faggot?
DEN:C.J. Anderson still expected to be lead back
MIA:Dolphins will use 'hot hand' at running back?
NYG:Vacchiano: Rashad Jennings 'likely workhorse'
NYG:Paul Perkins not heavily involved as rookie?
PHI:Bradford's agent: We wanted to go to Denver
DAL:Cowboys VP Jones: Dez wasn't in great shape
HOU:Brock Osweiler struggling with new scheme
FA:Jason Campbell attempting to make comeback
PIT:Le'Veon Bell (knee) on schedule for Week 1?
NE:Julian Edelman underwent 2nd surgery on foot
CLE:'Tough to see' Browns welcoming back Gordon
LAR:Rams SS T.J. McDonald popped for DUI Tuesday
2016 WIN TOTAL LINES
Arizona Cardinals 9.5
Atlanta Falcons 7
Baltimore Ravens 7.5
Buffalo Bills 8
Carolina Panthers 10.5
Chicago Bears 6.5
Cincinnati Bengals 9.5
Cleveland Browns 4.5
Dallas Cowboys 9
Denver Broncos 9.5
Detroit Lions 7
Green Bay Packers 10.5
Houston Texans 8
Indianapolis Colts 8.5
Jacksonville Jaguars 6
Kansas City Chiefs 9
Los Angeles Rams 8
Miami Dolphins 7
Minnesota Vikings 9
New England Patriots 10
New Orleans Saints 7
New York Giants 7.5
New York Jets 8
Oakland Raiders 7.5
Philadelphia Eagles 7.5
Pittsburgh Steelers 10.5
San Diego Chargers 7
San Francisco 49ers 5
Seattle Seahawks 10.5
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 6.5
Tennessee Titans 5.5
Washington Redskins 7.5
>>67529432
>HOU:Brock Osweiler struggling with new scheme
also thanks for updating the news Dudley, OP is indeed a fag
>>67529436
The Broncos or Chiefs won't win more than 9 games. The Raiders will win that division easily.
SAINTS
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>pants
>>67529450
They're so fucked. Not like they can just sit him and start Mallett, they paid too much for Brock.
>>67529499
Good dubs
>>67529544
Mallett is on the Ravens dumbass
>>67529555
Good trips
Go raiders
>>67529450
>Panthers
>homosexual in nature
Well I can see your point.
How does a QB "Struggle with a system" exactly? What could possibly be that complex?
>>67529578
>Mallett
>good
>>67529704
being an NFL QB is pretty complicated, it's why guys who are really dumb have problems even though they may be physically able to do the job, like kaep or RG3
memorizing every play in the playbook, audibles, hot routes, and the coverages defenses might show you is pretty fucking hard even if you've been doing it throughout college, which not all of these guys have
teams with advanced offenses like the cardinals or the patriots have many more plays than the 49ers used with kaep or most college offenses use
>>67529704
>I know nothing about football
>>67529578
Oh yeah, fuck I totally forgot. Wait the Texans literally have no one?
>Savage
Bum knee
>Weeden
JUST
Yeah, they're fucked. They should let go of Weeden and bring Fitz back.
BREAKING: Philadelphia Eagles announce No. 2 overall pick Carson Wentz has agreed to terms on his rookie deal.
4 years, $26.6M.
$17.6M signing bonus. (via Ian Rapoport)
>>67529771
>i can't answer the question
>>67529808
JUST
>>67529808
Wentz is worth the pence
>>67529867
If he had a year to develop, he might be good, but my opinion is that the jump to the big leagues is hard, especially from a different, smaller place. I believe that playing at the big house in michigan contributed to Tom Brady's current ability to play under pressure.
>>67529704
A fuck ton of things. I don't get why coaches keep trying to fit square pegs in round holes though and trying to force players into "their" system instead of altering the system to fit their high priced players
>>67529867
You know there is a rookie wage scale now? That's nothing compared to what Suh got back in 2010
>>67529864
>I am too lazy to Google
Here, let me help you. Memorize forty of these by Tuesday.
>>67529919
>If he had a year to develop
he's getting one though?
>>67529921
>Kent State
shit school
>>67529921
Just seeing this picture makes me start to sweat. They were that close to joining the Lions
>>67529921
>Job Posting
>>67529967
sorry, meant to say a year to develop behind a good QB.
>>67529971
Crazy to think
>Dolphins 1-15
>Lions 0-16
>Rams 1-15
>shit tier Bengal namefag is unemployed and attends a shit liberal school most famous for a bunch of hippies being put down by the national guard
Can't make this shit up
>>67529967
>"Police" name
>Telling kent state is a shit school
>Remember may 4th
kek
>>67530023
not even the guy you're replying to but MAC schools are shit, fuck off.
>>67529984
romo spent a couple years behind two very washed up QBs and he turned out fine
it's less about the quality of the QB you're backing up and more about the opportunity to sit your first year and learn
>>67530023
kek i forgot about the shootings, i learned about them at some point
wasn't it the national guard though?
>ESPN
repeat confirmed
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>67530125
Moss only went to a MAC school because he got kicked out of Notre Dame and Florida fucking State of all places. the MAC takes shit that can't cut it at real schools
>>67530144
What's reeee about that?
Why you keep deleting all your posts bengalfag?
>>67530170
the moss-pennington connection at marshall was fantastic though, he caught 54 TDs in two seasons
>>67530175
gronk is the embodiment of Chad so loser autists are triggered by him
>>67530125
>>67530125
>piggy backing on another schools individual player
Pitiful m8
>Ziggy Ansah not ranked on PFF's top 101 players list
>>67530144
Literal golden god
>>67530017
Considering Kent State gave us Edelman, Jack Lambert, Antonio Gates, and James Harrison, I wouldn't really say it's a shit school
>>67530256
>Grouping Edelman in with those guys
Shameful
>>67530256
Don't forget DRI Archer
>>67530224
Okay, I'll say it.
What is the big fucking deal about Oilver Vernon?
He's 21 on top 101 of 2015 PFF
>>67530224
confirmed bust
Why is this general always full of tripcucks
>>67530311 he has alot of pressures i think
Typical Patriot
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/05/12/reche-caldwell-is-officially-the-worst-criminal-in-the-world/
>>67530282
>fannyflustered Ratshitsfag
>>67530514
>plays one year with the Pats
>played with Redskins and Rams
>played longer with Chargers who drafted him
>somehow a Patriot
Uh huh
>>67530560
>Lambert
HoF player
>Gates
future HoF player
>Harrison
potential HoF Player
>Edelman
....At least he's had 1 (one) career 1000 yard season
>>67530325
Autism
lmao at ESPN saying the Broncos will go 7-9. Chris Harris and CJ Anderson are pissed.
Chris Harris @chrisharrisjr
>Thank you ESPN for 7-9 motivation lol we wasn't even 7-9 with KO and tebow at QB
SHOTS FIRED
>>67530617
He has plenty of years left to play. Considering his work ethic is Brady-level, there's a high chance that he'll do some great things.
You won't believe this, of course, due to your huge hate boner, being a Baltipoor resident and all.
>>67530672
I can't believe they're still pushing this Peyton Manning shit after he's retired
Paxton Lynch will be an upgrade from peypey because of how bad peypey was
>>67530697
He's already 30 m8, it's only downhill from here
>>67530672
>we wasn't
>Just remembered the Lions passed on Aaron Donald
>>67530719
he didn't come here to play school
>>67530719
He'll do some spooky jew blood magic to rejuvinate himself.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000662224/article/schneider-bennett-not-fine-with-current-deal
hahaha here we go again
>>67530710
Hell Mark fucking Sanchez is an upgrade over 2015 Peyton. He really was that bad.
>>67530697
You aren't implying edelman will make the HoF are you?
Randall Cobb is more likely to make the HoF
>>67530311
there is no argue with the PFF list
it isnt a best players list.Its a players with best PFF grade.
So if he is there it is because the he earned that.
Maybe its because of easy matchups ? maybe,but doesnt change his grade
>>67530773
>Michael Bennett bitching about a contract he willingly signed
My favorite time of the year
>>67530828
Nah, he would have to have had multiple +1000 yard seasons and be a TD machine for that. I'm just saying that he's not that bad of a player to not be grouped with the others. And the only reason why he was is because they all came from the same school, not because Edelman is that great. So no, I'm not implying that.
Who can stop us
>>67530892
Capers and McCarthy
>>67530892
Yourselves
Who can stop us
>>67530915
The Ghost of Calvin Johnson
>>67530922
And Sanders' too
>>67530915
John Ben Cooper
>>67530871
PFF grades are horseshit
>Raiders signed Greg Townsend Jr.
>mfw
>>67530915
>>67530990
Oh shit! Source???
>>67530892
cardinals and seahawks. same as every year
>>67531045
literally any of the Raiders blogs
THE RUSH GETS STRONGER BABY
TOP DLINE?! I THINK YES!
TOWNSEND SR. TO HOF WHEN
If NFL players formed the Avengers who would be who?
>>67531166
>this delusion
>>67531166
I don't think Townsend Jr. makes the team desu, not even the practice squad
>>67531238
>He doesn't know how good the Raiders front 7 is
what a pleb
>>67529436
>3 NFC teams at 10.5
>only 1 AFC team
AFC BTFO
>>67531168
Clay Matthews would be Tor
>>67529436
brb, taking the under on Toxins.
Patriots over
Bears over
I wish they had made the Chargers like 5. Definitely would take the over on that.
>>67529436
>>67531334
is that an applicable gridiron skill?
>>67531323
>Cheifs 8-8
>>67531358
GL dive
High pass
Jumping over downed player
>>67531358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgKVQWiWoME
What is the best sport and goat game on the PS2 /nfl/?
> M04/GTA:Sa
>>67531520
ESPN NFL 2K5
MGS3
EDP hit 80k subs. That's impressive considering the channel is about the sorry ass Eagles.
>>67531520
NBA 2K7. It was terribly unrealistic but so gaddamn fun.
>>67531520
PES5/Def Jam FFNJ
>>67531590
Actually, it's more about sorry ass loser cucks that give him attention. Like yourself.
>>67531666
>NJ
Wasn't it NYC?
Sam Bradfords agent:
>"we had a shot at the super bowl team"
>implying the Broncos actually wanted his bitch ass
Kek. If the Broncos were willing to pay a premium price for an incredibly mediocre QB, they would have kept Osweiler.
>>67531580
Too bad that's illegal
>>67531708
yeah, new york
>>67531743
I like how he thought Bradford would have been there long term too.
lulz
>implying Elway was willing to pay that money
>or those draft picks
>or keep him long term and NOT ship him off when his contract was done
>>67531358
Jumping for a banana on a tree in the jungle.
>>67531794
>>67531827
The only way Elway would have taken Bradford is if the Iggles included enough cash to cover 75% of his contract, like they were trying to get from the $(ers for Kaepernig.
>>67530144
b l e a c h e d
>>67532056
if she's white i don't think you use that
>>67532056
>b l e a c h e d
>h a i r
>t e e t h
>a s s h o l e
>>67529436
You could have just posted this picture instead
Kirk Cousins is #85 in the top 100, opinions?
He hasn't won any games against a winning team yet in his career, but at the same time I like Captain Kirk. How does Derek Carr get 100 and Kirk get 85?
>>67532180
East Coast Bias
>>67532180
cousins had more yards, a better completion percentage, a better passer rating, fewer interceptions, a higher ypa, and was a major part of his team going to the playoffs
don't be fooled by the delusional raiderspics, carr was not better last year
>>67532194
>East coast bias
Sorry that the west coast is pretty much America's Australia
>>67532180
How does Derek Carr get 100 and Kirk get 85?
Because niggers did the voting.
I blame niggers
>Watching Ricardo Lockette's retirement press conference
I don't want to feel these feels
>>67532350
Why does a literal nobody get a press conference?
>>67530144
A gronking to remember
>>67532350
isnt he the guy who single handedly lost them that superbowl?
>>67531168
Rodgers for Hawkeye?
Probably gay and really accurate?
>>67532371
because he's a fan favorite.
even after the super bowl play.
he's one of those small time players that never really accomplished a lot, but he was great on special teams.
>>67532416
Nice illegal contact by Butler
>>67532180
Carr had 2 good WRs and a top 5 o line last year
Kirk was the offense
Tim Allen is a full kit wanker.
>>67532416
No Russell Wilson did
>>67531520
SSX Tricky
R&C: UYA
>>67532478
>being this salty
Butler has equal right to the football
>>67532402
Ahh, a fellow fan of quality literature, I see.
>>67532180
>mfw the Broncos entire defense is in the top 25
>>67532478
https://twitter.com/NFL/status/730857642084569089
>>67532509
>Butler has equal right to the football
Check your defensive back privilege shitbird
>>67532550
I can't wait for you to come back to america, I'm going to throw shrimp and oysters at you then you'll go to jew hell
>>67532416
>not Bevel, Carroll, or Wilson
He did get btfo pretty hard though
>>67532585
>Implying that I'm at all religious and wouldn't just devour that free meal like the jew that I am.
>>67532416
no, if anyone is most responsible for how that played out it's Wilson. He could have called an audible for another attempt for Lynch, or otherwise overrode his coaches on what turned out to be a terrible play call by Pete and Darrell. He could have been a tad more accurate so Ricardo would catch it. But in the end, everyone's gonna remember Russell as the scapegoat for that play.
It's kind of like the Swinging Gate the Colts had called against NE earlier in the season: poor call, poor execution, and the Pats were just ready to break up the play.
Forget about YOUR team for a moment. Forget about your favorite team.
If you had to pick an NFL team to be /sp/'s collective team, the team that it makes the most sense for /sp/ as a whole to root for, which one would it be?
>>67532585
>check your defensive back privilege shitbird
>shitbird
But that's you, Baltipoor Shitbirdsfag
>>67532609
Giants. /sp/ history indicates it has to be either Giants or Patriots.
>>67532585
>shitbird fan calling someone else a shitbird
oh the ironing
>>67532492
When will they learn?
>>67532609
It's been decided a dozen times that the /sp/ team is the jags
>>67532609
Jaguars
>>67532618
this desu phamily
>>67532609
The Giants
Overall shit, autistic QB BUT did bring about the birth of /sp/
>>67532609
I'm attempting to think of a team that no one really has major issues with and overall likable players. Im coming up with
>Cardinals
>>67532609
Clearly the Jacksonville Jaguars. Not even trolling.
>>67532619
You're like the dumbest person on here, don't reply to me ever again
>>67532609
I thought the Bears were already /sp/'s team.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/05/12/adrian-peterson-removes-limit-for-matching-donations-to-palestine-texas/
hes going to be so bankrupt after he finishes playing
>>67532656
That's you again, shitbird. Go lose your trip like usual and spam gay shit, fucking white autistic virgin beta cuck.
>>67532651
This. Cards, or jags easily. The two least offensive teams out there.
>>67532618
There is no way in hell I would ever root for the giants. Before the 2014 super bowl win, I burned a giants shirt to exorcise the demons and it fucking worked.
>>67532690
autism desu
>>67532684
I give the cards the edge because they're
A:Better
B:have. and have had more likable players, namely:
>Larry
>Kurt Warner
>Edgerrin James
>
>>67532664
The Bears were never /sp/'s team, they were the team of the legions of delusional, autistic Bears fans that used to roam /sp/ back in the day.
Where have they all gone, I wonder?
>>67532665
>Palestine devastated by floods
Dammit Pie in the sky
>>67532700
really hurt my feelings there canadalionsbro.
>>67532609
>>67532618
>>67532649
These, but this makes sense too >>67532651
>>67532690
You wouldn't have to root for them, they would just be the team most associated with /spoo/
> June
> July
> Aug
I swear the nfl should have a fuckin minor league or something till the season started.
>>67532730
how many giants fans post in /nfl/ though compared to pats?
>>67532743
>minor league between 3rd stringers and practice squad players
Would watch
>>67532752
Yeah, basically an NFL version of the NBA's Summer League. It might actually help the league as a whole, too, since it would give low-string players more development.
>>67532729
come to us
>>67532743
>
>>67532743
I view it as a necessary evil. If there were no offseason, you wouldn't have
>Healthy players
>Football wouldn't be as special since it's year round, like snow, but you appreciate football more as it goes on, unlike snow during winter
>Time to learn about the upcoming players in the draft
>It might actually start to get boring if it were year round, but I kind of doubt it
It's like how you need to give the ground time to rest when you farm, so it can revitalize, and have better nutrients the next year to plant a better crop the year after.
OUR TIME IS NOW
>>67532746
Doesn't matter. Giants caused 18-1, the greatest /sp/ meme.
>>67532772
True, and would generate some money too. Jewdell loves money.
>>67532772
>>67532752
now that is a neat idea, and I wonder why the fuck it hasn't been marketed already.
>>67532743
This would be fun
Move the draft up to March and compress all the speculatory bullshit
Then send everyone drafted round 4 and past to the minor league and let them play ball from may to July
>tfw might get to watch the next Tom Brady and Antonio Brown
>>67532743
>>67532752
Won't ever work and makes no sense. You know how hard that would be on player's bodies? Picture playing over the summer, playing well, getting called up to the NFL and repeating all that strain on your body. Injuries would be through the roof.
Good idea in theory though.
>>67530892
Me.
>>67532247
True, but again, Kirk literally played against shit teams. Kind of like Wentz that your shit franchise chose to give up the farm for.
>>67532483
I disagree, Reed was really good for Kirk. And again, consider the fact that the East was dogshit last season and Kirk was playing against nothing but garbage.
>>67532831
That's true that the east was shit but reed is barely a top 10 tight end than can't even play double digit games a season
>>67532831
I feel kirk is underrated as a QB, dude played well against the pats, his recievers literally couldn't catch a cold in Antarctica.
MemeFF is getting BTFO
>>67532851
>current year
>using pro bowl as an accomplishment
Kekkity kek.
>>67532820
That also makes sense. So if players showcased potential to start in their respective teams, they would deriorate much faster?
Yeah let's just pray more funny shit happens in the offseason.
>>67532845
>>67532850
I'm in no way disagreeing, like I said I like Kirk.
>>67532851
>pro bowl
Didn't 130 players "make" the pro bowl last year?
>>67532880
Still All-Pro
>>67532890
having seen ziggy play, the dude deserved top 100 status.
>>67529436
>Philadelphia Eagles 7.5
That's pretty generous, but I'll take it.
>>67532784
I think the talent pool is deep enough to have a minor league during the summer. Biggest risk is teams shutting down players having good seasons to bring them up to the NFL and that doesn't really matter because the NFL is the king.
I am sure they could get at least 20 franchises together in cities like Grand Rapids, Orlando, Omaha, Portland, Savannah, Albuquerque, and the TV rights alone would be worth nearly as much or more than MLS.
>>67529436
>Cardinals not at least a double digit win team
Switch them and the Shecocks and this is a good list
>>67532851
>Pro Bowl meaning anything
>>67532880
Ok, does third in the league in sacks and tied for second in forced fumbles impress you?
>>67532851
Pretty sure I almost made the fucking pro bowl last year
>>67532743
make this idea, but have the players playing for a practice squad contract, that's like, solidified, meaning once they are on it, it's a development contract where they can practice only and can't be signed to a contract for the league year
that way they aren't playing special teams getting concussions and shit and they are developing with a NFL franchise
maybe have them start earlier, like right after the owl, then after draft they are all UDFA's go to their team, special practice squad for a year, no games, nothing but development
you'd get all kinds of physical freaks and athletes crossing over
lawrence okoye, that baylor ball player with the cowboys, daniel adongo, all those guys would be able to play a bit, maybe 4 games? then practice
OR actually
have them practice for a year on a teams squad, then have them play a few games after the superbowl, then after draft they are UDFA's
who can go to regular roster or practice squad
but the first need is there can't be salary cap penalty and they don't get vet minimum, their first year is practice squad only and can't be signed to 53 man roster, also they have to get some kind of locked in contract where they can't bounce around, teams have to give these guys some time
>>67532478
He played the ball you buster ass fool
>>67532743
The worst part about it is that basketball/hockey is pretty much over. All I have now is boresball.
>>67533020
I wish I could get into hockey and basketball, or even baseball. All of it is such lowscoring shit I could literally fall asleep watching it, and basketball scores so often I never feel like any of it matters until the end.
>>67532909
Well why didn't they say that instead?
>>67532963
I dunno, how many playoff games did he win?
>>67533020
You don't want to watch the Tigers get their ass kicked in a couple of hours?
>>67533038
I felt the same for awhile but I guess having a local team helps, especially when that team is decent. Watching losing basketball sucks. Basketball can get boring after seeing so much scoring but whenever that super close defensive game happens it gets way more tense. Seeing a game where both teams are struggling to score and then one finally shoots that long range three or slams down an alley-oop it gets pretty interesting. I like hockey because it just seems way more physical than most other sports but still I'd rate it lower than football or basketball.
>>67533062
He won the same number of playoff games as JJ Watt, Wilkerson, Mack, and Geno Atkins.
>>67533062
Idk maybe I should have tweeted that instead and I guess Watt and Mack and Donald sucked too since they didn't win a playoff game
>>67533082
Tigers are so disappointing desu. I knew they were chokers even when they were making the world series. That sweep cut pretty deep though, I'd like to see Miggy get his ring. Even if he goes to another team.
>>67533107
>Geno Atkins
>>67533082
Why do you have this image saved? Kek
>>67533125
Gib Verlander
>>67533162
Only if you promise to take good care of him
>>67533161
Shitposting purposes
>>67529450
>toxins
>overpaying a below average quarterback
>not drafting one at the end of the first round and letting your defense do all the heavy lifting
>>67532820
I was going with the idea of >>67532752
Can be a basically a preseason exhibition game with the practice squad and udfa. While also allowing anyone in the public to tryout.
Pretty much like the nba summer league. Make hard tackles, below the waist, and helmet to helmet hits illegal, 4 quarters under 10mins each, a tournament, players getting to know how to run plays and routes in a professional way. Then afterwards have the chance to make a team.
Gotta have a cool ass team name that represents your city.
The Zimmerman gun is up for auction, anyone wanna go in halfsies with me?
>>67530979
then don't read the top 101 players acording to PFF
>>67532851
Teddy Bridgewater is a pro bowl quarterback
>>67532851
was he first selection pro bowl?
didn't like literally every player in the pro bowl decide they were not going so an absurd amount of literal who players got selected
>greentexting
>>67533405
Yeah, like I said earlier, 130 players were selected to the pro bowl
>>67533397
Not really
Probowl is a stupid argument but Ziggy is an elite player. If Robinson turns out to be a good pick than the Lions Dline could be scary next year.
>implying its not happening
>>67533431
Ziggy honestly is franchise material, Lions should have locked him up
>>67533479
NFCN have the easiest schedule in the league. 3 teams will finish 8-8 or higher.
>>67533479
>jets don't even have a QB
>13-3
top fucking retard
>>67533479
>Steelers about .500
When will this meme stop?
He's coming home
>>67533549
The Broncos didn't have a QB last year and they won the fucking Superb Owl.
IJS
Tonight on SC
>>67533630
Thats RN
just got a raise at my shitty grocery store job. time to drink till i lose consciousness
>>67533630
>Gronk
RIP PATSFAGS
>>67533668
Absolutely fearless madman
#Pray4GronksKnees
#Maddencurse
>GRONK ON THE MADDEN COVER
RIP
>Gronk is on Madden 17 cover
Is he even aware of the curse? Are any players aware of it and avoid it like the plague?
Lel
BEHOLD PATS FANS THE NEW MADDEN CURSE
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67533727
Ebin cover
>>67533626
they also had a top 10 all time defense and Peyton/Osweiller was still better than any QB the jest have
>>67533630
when did sportscenter officially die? what caused the death? its got to be at least dead for a decade or so
;_;
lel jets winning the east :^)
>>67533727
Well, ill just stick to playing m15 like I've been doing.
>>67533727
Man that face looks terrible. Could they not get a better expression?
>>67533759
>playing any madden past 05
DUDE
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/05/12/ravens-eugene-monroe-makes-big-donation-to-marijuana-research/
>>67533785
>inb4 nfl "random drug test"
lol that irony.
>past three athletes have not been affected by the Madden Curse
Hmm...hope it continues and it does good for Gronk.
>>67533785
If I was him, I would also get athletes from other league sports to support that. The bigger the advocates, the bigger the impact.
Plus, every Steelers staff and players going to support it.
>>67533814
>OBJ - Closet homosexual
>Sherman - Super Bowl
>Barry Sanders
>Calvin - Early retirement
>>67529436
>niners at only 5 wins, worse than the titans, jaguars, and bucs
>still better than the browns
sounds about right
>>67533814
> AP got injured 2x
> LOB sucked ass until the last week's of football.
> OBGay getting picked on by everyone cause he is or are doing gay shit
> Gronk ankles next
>>67533630
It'll be Cam, they love their memes.
>>67533798
Didn't Bell and McAfee get "random" tests after making 4/20 tweets? Lol
>>67533836
I don't smoke and generally detest potheads but it's probably a better alternative than all those pain killers they are being pumped full of. Don't want to end up like Kenny Easley
>>67533878
Didn't hit refresh, my bad. I'd rather see Gronk than Cam on the cover, hopefully le curse continues.
>>67532609
Why don't the Bills, Jets and Dolphins just take turns signing Bernard Pollard week to week?
Pls no maddencurse for gronk, pls no maddencurse for gronk.
Getting to old for this shit
>>67533479
>bengals
>7-9
Yeah, no.
>It wasn't Von Miller
>Or even Cam
>>67533994
dat 07 shaun alexander. Mike vick is literally a cheat in that game, faster than the WRs.
>even carson palmer would have been a better pick for the cover
Why is EA so trash?
>>67533994
>Drew Brees was on Madden
Fuck, it's been a while. Also why are the years all fucked up? Alexander was MVP for the 05 season but he's on Madden 07?
>>67534055
The year is ahead
MVP in 05 year, year ends in 06, the next madden is named after 07.
Hence why the Cardinals/Steelers cover in for 2010, that Super Bowl was played in 09
>>67534100
Thanks. When is the last time Madden actually did something beyond being a glorified updated roster? Any real innovations
>>67534042
EA SPORTS ITS IN THE GAME
>>67534122
You forgot your trip, faggot lel
>>67534055
>>67534100
>>67534122
Pathetic
>>67534150
>they will never, ever, say this in another EA sports game in your lifetime
I dont want to feel this feel
Old Gay confirmed samefag
>>67534154
I'm posting in /k/ and take it off when I post outside of /sp/
>>67534193
>>67534122
Samefag
>>67534187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84vvEtAi6XU
>>67534219
I just said I took my trip off because I was posting outside of /sp/. Brilliant detective work Sherlock Homo
>>67534187
why not?
Its still in all the fifas isnt it?
>>67531298
>taking the under on toxins
>like you do every year
>you've been wrong 4 out of the last 5 years
Top fucking pleb lmao
>>67534250
Im actually retarded and thought they dont say it anymore
>>67532851
>pro bowl
>even all pro
>mattering something
They don't have a clue what they are doing
>>67534275
You watching the O's tonight pham?
Its official R.I.P Pats
post those stone hands from 2-3 threads ago
>>67534193
And when you get BTFO so hard you hide in shame.
>>67534419
>tfw dont watch baseball
>cant enjoy the orioles success without looking like a filthy bandwagon casual
the memes I could make would be glorious
So, which game does Gronk die in?
>>67534461
Week 4 or 6, comes back for week 8 to be sat until week 12
>>67534461
same one he almost died in last year
>>67534461
Burfict will kill him
>tfw a player on your team isn't on the Madden cover
>>67534461
Im gonna go with none, I think this year the patriots will be blessed have have one major injury to a defensive lineman, and not much else since we had it bad last year.
I'll stop having sex for the whole season is if it means Gronk will be healthy.
NYJ:Jets strike deal with ex-Ravens S Bernard Pollard
>>67534452
You need to start watching, do it for the memes
>>67534562
not like you going to anyway ;)
>>67534562
Continuing the life-long streak.
>>67532602
The throw was fine. Lockette's cut to the ball wasn't strong enough. The person to blame is Bevell. Wilson did as he was told. Pete's decision to throw was not absurd. The playcall of the slant to lockette was insane.
>>67534604
>>67534606
Confusing me with Old Gay, I see.
>tfw fantasy team is ruined
Gronk was my keeper
I guess I'll keep julio
>>67534507
Luckily for him, he doesn't have to face TJ "Gronk Killah" Ward until Week 15.
>>67534562
The gf would not enjoy, but I would also do this and then have the fuck of my life super bowl evening.
>>67534634
I need to join a new fantasy league this year since Ill be leaving the Israeli one I had, any /nfl/ers have a spot open on theirs? Or is there an /nfl/ fantasy league?
>>67534562
Nigga you can't voluntarily "stop having sex" if you never started having it in the first place
>>67534640
I'm currently single, but stopping would mean breaking off my current fling that's overstayed its welcome (haven't been able to break it off).
>>67534631
Heh, say that to my face kid
>>67534683
Right now Im in the process of ending a relationship here since Ill be headed back to the US soon, never really had any problems finding gf material women, so I just figured Id have one there. Maybe if I date a mormon in Utah I can accomplish this feat, but I don't think Id want to, sex is nice.
>He pays for Madden every year instead of just using a hacked rom of NFL Blitz with a roster editor
Shiggity diggity
>>67534660
There's a zillion fantasy leagues around August
There is one that used to be run by harbs but I think being homeless made that not happen
>>67534714
>>67534631
You two faggots need to quit kidding around and fuck.
>>67534769
A trip fantasy league would be funny as fuck.
>>67534865
He took a holy vow of celibacy, have you no honor?
>>67534909
If by funny, you mean gay as fuck, then yeah sure
who will it be
>>67534909
Ive been in a couple, its nice because youre playing with people who really know what theyre doing.
>>67535074
Brown
>>67534750
>he doesn't play updated Tecmo Super Bowl roms
Filthy casual.
>>67533626
>The Broncos didn't have a QB last year
who are Peyton Manning and Brock Osweiler
together they make up at least 1.2 quarterbacks
>>67535232
I'll even grant your premise, sir, but individually they are both less than 1.0.
I tried
>>67535058
Use pic
Make thing
>>67535282
I was generous with Manning's experience and playoff resume.
>>67532510
why the hell is folsom field at the bottom? Gronk went to Arizona not Colorado.
>>67535077
Maybe we can make one
>>67533626
>>67535282
peypey was still good at the line and learned to stop forcing shit with his noodle arm when he came back to revenge kek brock
>>67535325
m-make what?
either way thanks for the rare sakura bby <3
>>67535361
a woman made the book, probably whilst fingering herself, surprised she even got gillette in there.
>>67535384
make jersey sakura
>>67535414
Kinda surprised that book isn't talked about more, it took autism to levels only previously theorized yet it's only discussed on /nfl/
>>67535595
happenigng
>>67535595
God no, I thought Rex Ryan wasnt on the jets anymore.
>>67535361
>>67535414
Amazon just shoops covers, I'm sure the author didn't make that.
Her twitter is amazing, FYI (as was her follow-up Ted Cruz erotic fanfiction).
>>67535595
It's not true though. Looked it up and there's nothing on Jests signing him
>>67535590
oh that makes sense...
ill start right now
>>67535595
>Bernard Karmell Pollard is an American football safety who is currently a free agent.
come back pls
>>67535361
I've actually read this, and while I can't remember, I think the main character lives in CO or something. Or, y'know, shitty Amazon photoshop.
>the year the patriots are going to win their 5th
>gronk also gets the madden cover
It just doesn't stop boys
>>67535695
Pollard is awesome, he did a radio show at Two Rivers with Webb in Pasadena once, bought dinner for everyone there, not a cheap place either, and hung out drinking beer with everyone after the show ended. Can't imagine him being a locker room cancer but its the only reason I think he's still a free agent and why he's bounced around as much as he has
>>67535829
He's also the dirtiest player I can think of off the top of my head apart from burflict.
Did sneak post his team ranks yet
>>67532609
Pic related
>>67535921
[citation needed]
I'm a patriots fan and I don't even think he's dirty.
>>67535921
He's not dirty, he just happens to injury half your team when he used to play them
>>67535921
alright nigger, im going to explain EXACTLY why Ridley got BTFO in the divisional round. Watch the slow motion replay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXjDwIZIN68
at first glance, it looks like he popped that lil nigga with all his force in his head, but watch closer.
>pollard goes down, aiming for his hips
>clearly a legal and fair tackle
>RB's are taught to drop their bodies (and heads) to either truck or get 1 or 2 extra yards
>drops too low
>gets dropped
please, do not call pollard dirty for tackling people with paperclip knees.
>>67536103
>brutal helmet hit
>no penalty
...what
>>67536157
>drop your head below your hips
>get hit in the head
color me surprised
Who cares Ridley is rushing for 2k behind the Lions OL
>>67536217
He'll be fumbling, trust me.
>>67536103
>>67536157
ravens did this literally all game
brady got rekt by possibly every unfortunate event in football, beside that endzone interception he really couldn't do anything.
Much like the 2 broncos AFCCGs the patriots team fell apart, patsfags don't realize how much Brady covers up Belichicks failures.
>>67536185
>safety aims for knees
>try to curl sideways
>stuns helmet upwards
Yeah okay buddy.
>>67536241
Leave that to him.
>>67535378
It happens every year
>>67536219
When is the last time you had a CAT scan?
>>67536300
he l i t e r a l l y threw his head into pollard like a dumbass
>>67536247
I'm sorry, wasn't this the same game that Tom Brady kicked Ed Reed in the dick?
>>67536326
I was scanning your mom's kitty last night m8
>>67536361
Old Bay BTFO
>>67535590
heres a edelman jersey
attempts at making it more official with the patriots logo etc didnt work out too well but if you want a different number it should be fairly easy to make another
>>67536423
/a/ pls go
>>67536357
>old bay
is this how normal pats fans feel about all the pat trips
>>67536357
>runs into
>a sliding quarterback
>ow my balls
>>67536443
dont make me hurt you nerd
>>67536423
87 pls
>>67536492
1v1 madden nfl 16
>>67536461
Brady admitted that he did it on purpose. Also you don't slide with a leg in the air, Brady intended to injure Reed
>It's a Patriots vs Ravens thread
football is fun to watch and talk about
>>67536527
again
>dive at down player
>>67536527
I think it's more a case of being scared than dirty. It's a defensive move.
>>67536546
Tell the lions to get good and develop a good rivalry
>>67536575
>5-11
>rivalry
>>67536547
haha my team beat yours
>>67536547
They're the reason I don't mind if Geno starts
>>67536546
I know, it's bizarre that these two teams have the most no-life shitposters on this board, but whatever. Filter is your friend.
>>67536423
Gronk pls
>>67536547
Wanna talk about the dolphins being a shit franchise?
>>67536547
What is the point of being a Jest fan?
>>67536512
>>67536618
sure, friends
>>67536547
agreed
>>67536664
What is the point of being a fins fan?
Bridgewaters only 23. Any chance he turns it around?
>>67536712
whats the point of being a Raiders fan?
I wake up and thank God everyday I was born to root for a real team and not a dysfunctional mess like the fins, jets, lions, raiders
>>67536768
top 5 historic team
3 owls
best default jerseys
great young team
return to glory
Madden
Al Davis
most hated team in the league
>One whole month until training camp
>>67536825
37-33
>>67536861
2002
>>67536664
to raise the dolphins home attendance
>>67536618
always
>>67536595
same
>>67536591
im happy for the raiders, they make the nfl fun. we never play well on the west coast so i knew we were going to lose.
>>67536687
87 confirms a good 87
>>67536833
>patriots won't make the afccg till January
>>67536888
>muh past
>>67536894
the league is much more fun when the Raiders are good
>>67536894
fug wrong pic
>>67536687
why are you so adorable
i like the new shitty receiver wojacks
>>67536947
Needs to be remade fore the recievers with good hands too desu
>>67537025
I literally cannot draw hands for the life of me
>>67536928
I wish there was a Bills trip who posted regularly so they could round out the AFC East
>>67537087
>wide right
>>67537087
real bills fans are bitter assholes irl
>>67537063
Keep working at it
>>67537111
nice trips
>four in a row
to be fair though the first one was the only one they any chance of winning, the NFCE was just too good
>>67537087
there was one last year but he quit
post your favorite NFL music
>>67537162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXuXBLlfxRo
>me
>>67529432
>>67529450
Yeah, that headline on Brock is a load of sensationalist bullshit. He said some cliche shit at a charity golf event and now the media is twisting it. If anything, he's actually somewhat ahead because he's been studying the offense from the time he got to Houston.
Not that it means he's gonna suddenly be amazing, but he's certainly not struggling to understand the system.
>>67537143
Yeah, Brady's Tainted Rings or something like. He probably hated the Pats more than he liked the Bills, so I'm not surprised.
>>67537133
They'd fit right in with the autistic assholes that use this site
>>67537162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbU4fPYRvcY
Bar none.
>>67533259
>Drafting Kramer
>>67537087
any teams who have 0 trips on /nfl/ right now? let's forget the 12s and panthurfags who disappeared after their Owl losses for a minute
>>67537162
i'll tell you what's not my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5IVNR6dJ6w
>>67537337
ayyy I like this
80 for 'Dola pls?
>The Jest
>>67537340
regular posting trips? If so theres 0 bears trips
>>67537162
>anything other than MNF
that Carrie Underwood remake of the Joan Jett song "I Hate Myself for Loving You" is terrible, I forget which network
>>67537340
I'm pretty there was a trip for every team at one point, but these are teams I can think of that I haven't seen one for in a while:
>Bears
>Vikings
>Redskins
>Rams
>Chargers
>Bills
>Cardinals
>Jaguars
>>67537340
Da Burrs have 0, I thing the Jags have 0 too, right?
>>67537522
>Chargers
EWTF and another trip were posting just last week.
>>67537522
yeah, the vikings have that brony fag PC, and something Rampage for the Rams was around recently.
>>67537591
nuts in the wind is technically a bears fan but he doesnt count because he thinks college ball is better than nfl and is a buckeyes fan
>>67537522
Vikes (or packers) - Cadence
Rams - Rampage / Judas?
Chargers - there's like 3 of em
Jags - Jacksonville Faguars / Sneak
>>67537383
>83 for Welker
>>67537651
sneak is just a self-hating Packers fan. he's the uncle ruckus of /nfl/
Chargers have that can't mimosa the bosa guy now
>>67537722
>>67537671
welker a shit
>>67537614
Not sure how I forgot about Cadence. I don't think I was here when Rampage or EWTF was posting, though.
>>67537645
When was the last time that guy posted? I can only recall posts from last offseason...my memory is going to shit.
>>67537651
>Sneak
Kek, I love that guy
>>67537821
I'm calling it, he's just a flash in the pan and won't be here once the season starts, if he makes it to then. What does "Mimosa the Bosa" even mean?
>>67537722
What team is sneak even a fan of? I've heard the Packers, Jaguars, and the Jets associated with him before.
>>67537950
can't get him drunk?
>>67537847
>>67537950
he was posting a bit during the draft
>>67536219
For the last fucking time Osmele is playing LG
>>67537950
>What does "Mimosa the Bosa" even mean?
Can't get him to drink a woman or gay man's drink?
even if the ravens win the Owl I'll be empty
>>67538038
why? the need is at RG now
and Jackson is a very solid LG
>>67538043
hey I love mimosas and I am straight and not a women
>>67538094
>being gay in miami
move along, nothing to see here
>>67538126
hey I remember when I was young and uncomfortable with my sexuality.
that shit is delicious
>>67529704
>One
That headline is sensationalist bullshit. Brock is doing just fine. He just said some cliche bullshit at a charity golf classic about how learning a new offense is like knowing Spanish all your life, and then having to learn French.
>Two
Part of learning a new system involves learning the terminology that the coaches of that team use for different plays, routes, etc.
In other words, a play might be called one thing in one system and something completely different in another.
It's like learning the vocabulary of a different language, as cliche as that is.
Let me be clear, I am not defending Brock as the savior of the Texans. I am simply debunking the STUPID headline that I heard about this morning on the radio.
My opinion on Brock is that he'll probably be Matt Schaub 2.0 at worst, which isn't terrible for the most part (until he crashes and burns when he gets older).
I do think the Texans overpaid, but given their options and the urgency with which they needed a QB (especially after the playoff debacle that was Hoyer vs KC, which I attended), I don't blame them for making the choice they did.
Sure, they could have snagged Lynch toward the end of the first round, but nabbing a rookie QB, even one with promise, doesn't guarantee immediate wins. It takes time for a rookie QB to settle in and I don't know if the Texans liked how Lynch would have fit in their system anyway.
Plus, after getting Brock (and some other free agents like Lamar Miller and so forth), the Texans were free to pick at other positions at the draft.
Will Fuller won't be a dynamic playmaker his rookie year, but he should at least provide a decent threat to stretch the field.
Nick Martin should provide some stability at center if he starts.
Braxton Miller, if used right, should make an ok slot receiver in time.
The other draft picks were "meh", but the Texans offense should definitely look better than last year.
>>67538126
What? There are next to no gays here. Every once in a while our population of fags shoots up when the Pats are visiting, but that is it.
>>67537337
<3
>>67537522
Cards have 3 trips
>>67538094
get back to your apehoop thread
Who /graduating/ here?
>tfw Russell Wil "my wife's" son is speaking at my graduation
>>67537963
like I said, self-loathing Packers fan. he's just there to shit things up with his "we're-gonna-lose", "[Pro Bowl Packers player] sucks", and "told you so" when they inevitably do fail in the playoffs posts.
>>67538209
this
>>67538078
Because Osemele is bettering than Jackson, thus he plays left guard. It's been confirmed by a few news sources as well
>>67538194
oh come on dont even fake that shit. south beach is filled with gay people
>>67538237
come on what else are you guys doing in this thread? you guys are just talking about trips and their teams
>>67538209
Fuck off pedo
>>67538284
So you fit right in in south beach?
>>67538262
Osemele is gonna bust m8, the curse of Ozzie Newsome is real
>>67538284
will you be crying muh lebron muh lebron when the raptors btfo of the heat tomorrow
>>67538284
If it is I haven't seen them. I'm in college and there are only like 3 or 4 gay dudes on campus. There are a lot of niggers, that much I'll give you.
>>67538163
>>67538194
>not knowing mimosas are the gay drink
>>67538327
>pedo
What?
>>67538385
>"gay drinks"
>not appletinis
Bosa will be a bust.
>>67531323
>Jaguars
>9-7
>>67538194
>There are next to no gays here.
>>67538412
They're all equally gay
>>67538363
>3 of the best 5 players are injured
I mean congratulation you beat a team that is limping on one leg right now.
>>67538412
Zima
anything ending in "ini"
mimosas
possibly kahlua
and some others I heard in the Simpsons
>>67538412
Anything Tom Brady has ever put his lips around is objectively gay.
>>67538487
raptors have more relevant injuries lol
>if if i s-stil had lebron w-wed beat you!!!
ahahah seriously nigga?
>>67537651
>mentioning sneak but not me
I helped make the PJs official too...
>>67537383
did some other stuff too
>>67538407
go shit up hoc
>>67538510
4 rings are gay?
>>67538569
your dad is pretty gay for having gotten sucked off by brady
>>67538492
>possibly kahlua
Depends on the drink. It's straight if it's in a white russian, it's gay if it's a mudslide. Also anything frozen is gay, drink your margarita on the rocks
trust me I'm a bartender
>>67538492
>anything ending in "ini"
Even nectarinis?
>>67538553
can i get a jets 15 for b marsh
>>67538510
so his wife and children are gay? Gisele makes for a good fag hag then
>>67538569
Cheating for them is.
>>67538611
His wife literally looks like a man. I'm not familiar with his kids, I'll leave them out of this.
18-1
>>67538553
nice. was gonna request a Dion Lewis one before I realized there are no black lolis
>>67538539
the only big injury you have had JV and thats it and maybe caroll.
but the heat have had bosh(top 25 player), whiteside(top 25 player), and deng now is fucked up.
those are a lot bigger injuries if we are comparing impact
>>67538680
Bruh, post a hotter girl you have had touch your peepee
>>67532056
>>67532115
>C
>R
>U
>S
>H
>I
>T
>A
>N
>Y
>W
>A
>Y
>>67538629
>@nfl_memes
kill yourself
>>67538734
GET OUT you niggerball fag
>>67538739
>dri to the bills
fug
>>67538610
sure
may take a while tho
>remembering what the bears got in return for a top 6 WR
>>67531334
this isnt even impressive lol
http://www.nfl.com/transactions
>bostic
>>67538734
>but the heat have had bosh
No the raptors had bosh you idiot
god you're such a fucking fuckhead
>>67538842
>>67538887
When did Ricardo Lockette retire??
>>67538935
did they spray diarrhea in his face
also im not banned anymore lmao its been more than 30 days ban is gone
>>67538942
today
>>67538887
get your niggerhoop out of /nfl/ you giant pile of monkey shit
>>67539018
show some respect when you're talking to me
im a living legend
>>67539018
well shit
>>67539047
a legend at sucking AIDS-infested dicks
Post Draft NFL Rankings will be posted in the new thread. Apologies for the extended delay.
>>67538736
>>67539089
why did you change the topic to your mom lol
>>67539092
get the fuck outta my thread you bandwagoning dick sucker
>>67539097
You fucked a dog?
>>67539097
beastiality on a safe for work board? not cool bro
>>67539111
>why did you change the topic to your mom lol
why are you deflecting it from what made you "legendary"?
>>67539111
Hello friend.
>>67532585
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Jews don't really believe in hell.
new thread when
>sean enters the thread
>talk turns to basketball and woman fucking dogs
I'm out, congrats on yet another thread completely destroyed sean
>>67539219
When Sean meets his dad
>>67539092
SEE THAT IT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN
>>67539258
what the fuck
>>67539228
who are you? also the thread wasnt that good to begin with
>>67532725
We out here.
>>67539311
I'm an Anon and I agree.
>>67538800
Wait, wat?
Did you mean to reply to me, cause your reply seems nonsequitor.
