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Comfy thread. Be nice.
Today's matches.
mmm comfy
So everyone gonna root for Norway today? They are the perfect underdogs.
...Or are you gonna see the probably much better USA - FRA game?
>>67526536
Always rooting for you bror
Of course I'm rooting for Norway today. Although to be fair they are going to get their shit kicked in.
>>67526555
Thank you bror.
Finland = Niceland.
>>67526536
of course my scandic bro. we have your back
watching hockey on a stream
its hard enough to spot the puck when you're watching on a hd tv
>>67526536
sorry, not gonna root for you today, but you can count on it on saturday
>>67526597
desu pillu would have probably wrecked him. Holzer suck at fights.
>>67526604
It hasn't even started yet mate, what are you chin wagging about this early?
Let's go Chechnya!
So, anyone here way more excited about World Cup later this year? Feels like this championship is a B-team bonanza...
>>67526688
good goyim
>>67526688
Yeah but it bugs me that all the shekels goes to buttman and it's played in NA so have to stay up to watch games
>>67526727
>it's played in NA so have to stay up to watch games
fugg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni6G6TvZzqw
Good morning!
>>67526718
>caring about /pol/-memes
Shiggy diggy
>>67526727
Yeah, staying up will be a fucking hassle, but at least we'll see some grade-A hockey that isn't the Olympics.
have fun friends
>>67526727
jokes on you im a loser neet without sleeping schedule anywaus
>>67526688
Growing up, nino niederreiter, Zdeno Chara and Mark Streit dreamed of playing for the "rest of Europe" team.
And of course, Aaron Ekblad and Dylan Larkin will have some national pride on the line, as they step up for the prestigious Team North America.
>>67526536
Nope, sry
>tfw no comfy bust memes today
sigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fTUGX_2DA
ded thread?
>>67526850
i hope she wakes up :(
/iihf/ are the best threads
>>67526820
:DDDDD
>>67526850
there is no reason for hate, nice guy teams playing atm, and USfags are not shitting up the board atm. just let it flow mate
also what the fuck is up with the pizza captcha
>>67526863
well sadly nobody gives fuck about us not even the fins :/
france will slaughter the burgers
heard it here first
>>67526895
well that could happen actually :DD
why is a gypsy playing for norway?
Nice goal
1-0
"zlý muž norska" wtf czech commentators XD
Czech the first goal
Why is Bonsaksen not in your roster norge??
>>67526895
Does that mean France is better than Finlan?
You only beat us by a goal
I has a sad. We need points.
>>67526536
give us oil pls
Any wagecucks watching at work?
Expecting some top memes out there today lads, mainly because I still feel a bit cucked by tribe brother Oy Vey and only memes can heal my soul
>>67526943
sorry bro
>>67526945
Army training all weekend :(
In the field though, so miserable fun.
>>67526943
sorry man we need to cuck Russia hard so that means we need all the points we can get
>>67526951
>tribe brother Oy Vey
what?
norway suck wtf
>>67526940
injured
same with thoresen
S-sorry Norway :(
>norwegian defending
>norwegian goaltending
ZOHORNA
Oh damn this gonna get ugly.
>Zorohozorna
wtf Záruba :DDD
>>67526991
no surprise.
we expect to lose against you, russia and sweden
maybe there's hope for point against sweden.
>>67527008
>Záruba
there's your problem
>>67527019
yeah man I gradually learned to hate him throughout this tournament
>>67526969
memes man, memes
>>67527028
>this tournament
is it your first faggot?
>>67527032
oh right, ahahaha
binlan you so funny :)
>>67526984
Bonsa is based
>>67527028
TRE KRONUR :DDDDDDDDDDD
I want to beat him with a fucking black dildo every time he says that.
kek the Norwegian player without stick
so far awesome job czechia
fuck norgay \o/
>>67527037
no i watched in 2010 and 2013 and Olympics but I don't remember him being so tedious
>>67527050
he used to be pretty alright back when I was kid though what happened?
>>67527018
I think you might have a chance against russia, they are choking hard this year so unless they get in for until monday you might get at least a point
>>67527062
It's a shame they didn't score though, it was over a minute of basically 5v3
this gonna end up 7:0, i want to hug norway. feels bad man.
>this russian DJ
>>67527110
needs more Bob a Bobek desu
>>67527107
>tfw I will see only the first third
>>67527120
i miss our DJ
any streams?
>>67527099
Another czech PP, all they gotta do is break another stick.
>Pleky being rude
pls stop
>>67527145
>czech lumberjack team
>>67527152
>UHNI PYČO
tfw no rakovina kabiny in team
suckarello and martinsen are by the far worst players out there, and they are NHLers, believe it or not
3:0 lmao Norway are you even on the ice anymore
top kek goal
france's uniforms are ugly as fugg
CZE vs NOR, good game, decent teams.
3-0.
And yet France isn't even beating USA?
also check em
sry norway. at least your women are not whores.
"""""""""special""""""""" norwegian defenders
Hey lads just started watching how was the first third? Just witnessed the own goal
The assrape will never end.
>>67527196
lube up qt
>>67527186
at least they are not as cucked as sweden
>>67527159
>anon being rude
pls stop
>>67527196
lube up, it's far from over
>>67527211
Czeched
Is this the year we finally get gold after a long time of disappointments? Even Canada is not looking THAT strong as previous year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfwf9TYfQZE&feature=youtu.be
fresh memes
>>67527222
No lmao you are lucky if you get the bronze.
>>67527222
Czeched Republic
>>67527222 (trips)
I think we have it in us to get medals but I'm not sure if we can win Kanada ťbh
>>67527164
looks like we can do good even without
>hokejový děda
>to se jen tak nepovede, že jo
>že jo
>>67527245
>tak určitě
>>67527229
Well its quite certain we get 2nd place minimum this tournament. Gold if we beat Canada in the finals. There is no one to get between us and Canada.
>>67527248
>je to spoord
>>67527260
.DDD so young so naive.
>>67527227
danq
>>67527222
Czeched
>>67527287
Krteček Prezidentem?
>>67527293
XDD
>>67527260
Teams you will lose to: Canada Finland Usa and probably Russia aswell if you meet them again.
>>67527293
fug ye
>>67527302
>finland
>russia
come on at least try
>>67527302
>Finland
LOL :DDDDD
>>67527302
>Finland
>Usa
>Russia
So, are we that good or is it just that every good team except canada choked hard on this tournament?
>>67527322
>choked on hard on
>CUKARELO LEPORELO
>>67527322
Everyone has their B/C/D-team excuses
>>67527309
>>67527315
>>67527318
WELL SEE WHOS WHO SOON ENOUGH, JUST YOU WAIT
static.ylilauta.org/files/fg/orig/rioy0x56/MMmonkoolit.mp4
>>67527327
???
>>67527340
nice link mr memer
>>67527322
Czeched
pic related to mass amnesty
>>67527309
>>67527315
>>67527318
Literal whos except for plekanec, no chance sorry.
Lehkonen > Laine > Puljujarvi
/pub/ time
>>67527354
>literal whos better than big six but Canada
Pretty sad desu
>>67527354
KHL + Extraliga, NHL is for cucks anyway
>>67527348
how is this post related to my post in any way though?
jesus christ
this FUCKING GOALTENDING
>>67527359
Tfw work time
Condom almost sucked that one in
>>67527382
>not living in basement
you failed in life idiot.
>>67527362
>>67527376
t. latvia took us to OT
>tfw our best goaltender is NOT EVEN ON THE FUCKING BENCH
>>67527382
>being a wageslave
git gud
ANOTHA ONE
>>67527382
tfw got off work just in time to watch hockey
thank you based státní podnik
so how this gonna end. 6:0? 8:0 or even doubledigits.
>>67527366
it is related in CZECHED
>>67527405
10:1
>>67527402
>mfw USA is part of big6 with their 3 medals in past 20 years
>>67527394
How does it feel knowing Latvia did more to us than Finland will do?
>>67527402
One more gold and our stack will look like a big willy
>>67527409
ok you mean the klaus amnesty or did something happen in the last week or what?
Auston Matthews has been invisible
Buston Busthews
>>67527433
How dumb are you? Stop embarassing us.
>>67527391
>>67527401
But i like my job
>>67527433
again with the Czeched
its just a pic mon
>>67527442
the only embarassment is you spamming irrelevant czech memes in an /iihf/ thread
>>67527442
>>67527469
go and fuck already faggots.
>tfw we win 0-0
>>67527469
cmon
be nice pls
>>67527424
Feels pretty good to know that we will send you to the bronze game
Not the one who posted some dumb meme but you are pretty dumb if you have no idea what he is still talking about.
>>67527474
>sex
disgusting tbqh
>>67527463
>>67527442
assburger alert
Norway are you even playing
>getting your shit pushed in by the fucking czechs
Norge just go home this is embarrassing.
shambolic
but czechia impresses me alot. Will challenge finlan for final place
>>67527498
>can't even score against the fucking French
>USA Struggling against the frogs
I was hoping for a lucky point in one these 3 hard games. My hope has died.
>tfw France has held muricans scoreless longer than oy vey did against binland
>>67527482
Watch this game so you know how much lube to prepare for your ass.
>>67527509
France is an ELITE hockey nation, andrej
>>67527164
who is that
>norway vs. czech
>can't even score against France
I thought America was taking over this sport?
What went wrong?
>france has a goalie other than crystal ball
what is this horseshit?
>>67527532
>I thought America was taking over this sport
>>67527402
>>67527527
Only shows that you have no business being there as well
Norway should put the car in net
>>67527528
jágr apparently, mate
JUST
>>67527550
yeah, it would have a faster glove
>>67527536
>worse than us
>Busthews playing football with the puck
burgers getting fried
How's your day lads? Met a qt girl at work today so I finally have someone to dream about at night.
>surrendering goals to USA
Oh fuck, we're elite again
Sweden could learn something from Norge.
They are so nice and chill even while losing 0-5 while Sverige was bursting mad trying to pick a fight every time we touched their goalie for a sec.
>>67527574
>3dpd
that's why you'll never be better than us
>American named "wide man"
fug
we're usually fucking invincible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuuTtS59510
>>67527582
And just as I posted they murdered our player fugg ::DDDD
>>67527574
You're never gonna ask her out anyway
>>67527588
AYYYYYY
Norge, what are you doing?
nothing to see here folks
holy shit norge calm down it's already over
>>67527590
Clean hit. Tollefsen can fuck your whole team if he wants to.
double fug
NORGE MAD
ALERT ALERT
NORGE MAD
THEY WANT TO KILL US
THE TILT
NORGE SO TOXIC
BAN/REPORT!!!!!
sorry guys for being rude you are bros still :'(
>>67527622
Nice doubles mon ami
Hello where are the powerplays?
>czech commentators calling zuccarello hobbit
KEK.JPG
snoreway pls
What the fuck are you doing Norway?
>>67527652
cuckarello*
>>67527661
hobbitrello
CRAAAAAWWWLING IN MY SKIN
Karma for norwegians
This game is over. There is going to be a brawl, Norge is too much humiliated
>grenouilles collapsing
>tfw after this game we'll have as many goals as Canada
Sorry Norge
5v5 looks like PP.
Is Kane czech? Because norway is getting raped
7:0 soon
>>67527690
>10:0
>>67527677
Well now lets see how PP will look like.
le merde, it's all over
let's have a fuck instead
>>67527697
PP looks like 5v5!
This is going to be 11-0, isn't it
>Chris Wideman
>literally a wide man
>amerifats
Norge, please ;_;
>>67527690
wew
THATS IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHJWNb92UfA
RELEASE THE KRAKEN
>>67527714
Lol
Poor Norwegian goalie.
>norwegian goaltending
10
0
Stop! They are already dead!
>>67527740
>>67527744
well you are the number 2 and the coach sends you in when your team is 0-5, you know it's already fucked
>>67527758
hes actually no 1
more than 90% success rate
>>67527755
thats for having more money then us
How is france usa?
The most dangerous lead
will norge score goal though?
>>67527755
>>67527776
WEABOOS MUST DIE
>>67527783
this
back to your containment board pls
>>67527777
Repeating digits!!!
Reaping
Raping
well played Czechs, well played
>>67527777
czeched
>>67527786
You didn't exactly murder Latvia did you?
>>67527777
3-0 last time I checked
What is the difference between Finland and Sweden?
Sweden has great neighbors
>>67527786
>barely won in OT
>"chechen train unstopable"
>>67527826
well but they are a meme team c'mon
>>67527843
Come on Latvia, at least you gave us a fight, props for that m8
Cesi to strilej norum do brany jako by to byli slovaci
>>67527826
That would be cruel. We're not like Slovaks who murdered poor Hungarians and behaved like peacocks.
sccccaaarrrr
>>67527868
"Nad Tatrů sa blýská, Čech Slováka tříská"
this is like some EA sports shit
>>67527870
yet now we are murdering norway
Vince "Penalty" Hinostroza
What is the difference between Finland and Sweden?
Sweden has great neighbors
>>67527881
>nad tatrou sa blýská bratři jedou domů
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPyOhP1GTRQ
rip norway
>>67527876
what is this scar meme redpill me please
>>67527937
bratři jedou do gulagu
ebin :DDD--
streams? mine is fugggggd like norway
>>67527947
when someone scaaars, doc yells SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
>>67527947
lurk more or get out you novobuzna
>>67527969
http://cdn.livetvcdn.net/webplayer.php?t=ifr&c=424626&lang=en&eid=412502&lid=424626&ci=84&si=2
>>67527976
pls dont be rude
>>67527970
thanks kanada I never realized that
>>67527924
They are not overall inferior team, aren't they.
>>67527983
thank you canadafriend, don't murder germany too hard today
7-0 the most dangerous lead, the czechs will fuck up any moment now...
fug again
why are we not trying anymore, come on
our best player injured
>>67528013
no worries my mongol friend.
>>67528031
can you guys stop being assholes? this thread was chill until finns came in
>>67528050
saving energy for next matches
>>67528066
>saving energy
that's a meme excuse
she wants the BCC
>>67527983
>that pronounciation of the czech names
cute CUTE
>raping smaller hokki nations for stats
despicable desu, ya'll should be ashamed of yourselves
>>67528086
srsly whats your problem binlan
>>67528079
"Furč"
kek
>>67528086
it's ok we stopped playing
>broadcasters: we are saving energy for the upcoming matches
>>67528095
bullies like you, you could've had a comfy game and win by a few goals but no, you have to be dicks about it
>>67528113
5:3 ťbh
how come martinsen is black?
>>67528086
we're not even trying
>>67528133
wtf you just jelly you can't rek skrubz like us
like i'm sorry for norwegians but it doesn't even matter anyways everybody does this
>>67528133
bullies?
this is fair match
our guys fairly won
they just made enough difference to break their spirits
are there any czech players missing for this squad?
>>67528226
not afaik
>>67528226
one got knocked out pretty hard
hes now resting behind glass
>>67528244
he's alright I guess, they just don't want him to risk for no reason
What is the difference between Finland and Sweden?
Sweden has great neighbors
good game Czechs. You're on a different level as espected
>>67528288
hey man, sorry for 7-0. your team really tried until the end and I respect you guys for that. thanks for the game, will be wishing you luck for your next matches.
>>67528288
gg, gl against sweden
>>67528275
hahahaha
>only beating the French by four goals
Are the US in full meltdown mode?
What's the difference between Slovakia and Czechia? Slovakia's got great neighbours
>>67528630
But Czechoslovakia is one country
>>67528630
nguyen/10
>>67528712
Winchester brothers are waiting for him inside the finnish door.
>>67528275
Don't overrate Norway. They're good, not great.
>>67526359
>Comfy
>>67528484
And the 1st one that triggered their momentum was pretty lucky. Not that it would have changed the eventual outcome though.
>>67528824
STOP THE CAT
>>67528867
Can't.
>>67528865
Does the French have Canadians on their team?
>>67528932
I mean, did you even watch how they play? I doubt they have Canadians in there.
>>67528932
nah, as far as I know
the French league has a fair number of rejects from Québec, Czech or Slovakia, though
G E R M O N E Y
get ready Germany
>>67529352
I watched the Norway game, but I expected them to lose by more than 4 goals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSy2DcATYUo
Sorry in advance, Germany.
>german goaltending
This russian hockey commercial.
:D
DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND YBER CANTNADA
>>67529582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FxvrUVeidsd
I hope Hossa Chara or Sekera will phone to some players in the canadian locker room or we will suffer the first double digit loss in our history.
>>67529628
kek
>>67529628
>and they start making love in the elevator
>a fucking car
>ANOTHER FUCKING CAR
4th ice hockey reich when
Germany playing the wrong sport
IS IT A GOAL? :DDDD
FOOTPUCK
O
O
T
P
U
C
K
Cheer up germanbros, you've been playing better this 1st period
Germany channel the power of Aatu plz.
Finns are the Australians of Europe
>>67529818
SOON
GAS THE CANUCKS HOKI WAR NOW 14/88 SKATES ON THE ICE
C'mon shitty countries. You can do better than this.
>>67529869
DELETE THIS
>>67528890
Based russian, post more blin cat please
>>67529933
>Norway lost
>Denmark is losing
good
Sorry Germany
>playing the song from kavkazkaya plennitsa during the game
the fuck russia
>>67530328
They do it a lot.
During Swedish games they play ABBA when Sweden scores.
They play a lot of Russian patriotic music during Russian games, like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3GzJIogmwI
DEUTSCHLAND
Go Germany!!
CANADA BTFO
why isn't Dany Heatley playing for Germany?
Denmark getting raped
>>67530590
He moved to canada when he was like 3 years old
>CANADIAN GOALTENDING
GOOD GOD
Holy shit we are literally the only one in the galaxy who can't play hockey
>Canadian goaltending
DEUTSCHLAND!!!!
XD
It's the hockycaust
CANKEKS BTFO
>>67530656
Yeah but I'm pretty sure he's a dual citizen, and thought he's pretty bad now you'd think he'd still be an asset to them
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
I DIDN'T CONSIDER WATCHING THIS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A BUTCHERING
>>67530702
I think for IIHF once you pick a country to represent that's it. No other countries.
>>67530712
goalies a shit
>>67530712
oilel goalie in net
>>67530590
According to IIHF rules if you already played for one country and you want to play for an another one you need to play 3 years in that league, it was his first in germany this year.
>implying we even care about the world championships
Heh, have fun with your second rate tournament, kids
is anyone watching the Russian game? what the fuck is with all those penalties, are they legit?
>>67530796
Russia is world champion at rigging games. Especially on their home turf.
>>67530670
thanks for sponsoring my business suckers!
>>67530796
>penalty minutes are 12-0 to denmark
This is why I'm glad we don't have to play against Russia in the group stage.
CANADA WHAT THE FUCK?!
getting rehrücken mit pfifferlingeln'ed by schwarzkopf übermensched kamraden
and I thought you were the one wrecking the most this evening
>>67530874
they cant deal with the BGC
IT'S BLITZ TIME
>>67530796
>>67530860
only 2 pp goals lol, its fucking denmark anyway, they cant even change properly
MCGOON
mcmeme
>get pushed into a goalie
>interference
wew
>>67530763
We will, you have fun not having fun friend
Germany is cute
NEIN
http://www.nationalturk.com/en/nationalturk-exclusive-interview-sinan-akdag-he-and-his-family-have-defeated-the-discriminatory-german-bureaucracy-20591/
hah funny
McMeme is here to stop the Kraut advance
YOU DIRTY KRAUTS IF YOU DON'T ATLEAST DRAG THIS TO OT I'LL SERIOUSLY CONSIDER BUYING A NON-GERMAN CAR
8-1
>>67531185
>doping scandal
>>67531223
>>67531185
>le drug muh athletes man
Nice try germany
Russia stop, they are already dead
canada and finland choking with afrika-tier hockeycountries :( see you in finals
Why did Russia change goalkeeper?
gg ez
Denmark is completely liberated atm
Draisaitl fags BTFO
