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BLUES @ STARS / ROUND 2 / GAME 7


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> It's 5-0.
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Dallass bandwagoning screencapped for all time.
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>>67518862
>finnish goaltending
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>just took a shower before the game
>need to poop

should I just start the day over?
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the game is over

we don't need more threads

>>67518896
someone posts something like this in every thread, welcome to spee
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>mfw when benn hangs himself during the intermission
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>The Stars have to score every 4 minutes just to tie it

Can they do it?
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>>67518862
Gametime meal

Don't laugh
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>finnish goaltending
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If the Blues win the Stanley Cup(they wont) they get an automatic asterisk next to their championship since Seguin was hurt.
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reminder I had a nightmare of this happening.
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>>67518955
stop hating on american players
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>>67518964
hope those sunflower seeds ain't from kroger, there was a recall m8
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>>67518964
>plastic plates

manchild
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>>67518856
Tuukka is still great tho.
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>>67518963
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>>67518862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZVCrKcOl78

reposting just for St. Louis hype
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>>67518963
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_on_Manchester
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>>67518931
I don't understand this. Do you shit all over yourself when you take a shit? Why does it matter that you showered first?
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>>67518964
Are you a squirrel?
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>>67518975
forgot pic
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Atleast people leaving the stadium after this game won't have to worry about being mugged on the way back to their probably stolen car

enjoy your 3rd round elimination, bluescucks. maybe something else will shine light on your somali infested shit city ;)
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>>67518934
>in every thread

During the playoffs
While the crowd deserts the arena en masse
While very few Stars fans were even on /sp on Monday or tonight
While Mexican
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>>67518989
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>>67518993
suck it texas haha
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>>67518998
>mad
>at clean assholes
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What are you drinking, lads?
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>>67518896
>He actually thinks thats a Stars fan
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if the stors brought this to OT and won in a shootout would it make the biggest /hoc/ meltdown in history?
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>>67518998
>he doesnt shit all over himself
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>>67518998
my bf is coming over after the game and I like my salad tossed :^)
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>>67519065
No, Shorks 3-0 still is.
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>>67519057
Water.
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post yfw honky starts the third period in net for the stars
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>All these soccer commercials trying to make soccer not be shit.
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>>67519059

>he wishes it wasn't an star's fan

Sorry but only Texans are that outright retarded.
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>>67518980
Don't worry, Backes isn't going to hang himself. Backes is winning.
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>>67519057
Bleach at this point
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>>67519065
here's your (you)
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>>67519089
I don't agree with AA, but good on you for getting off drinking man
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stars BTFO. Feels good
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>>67519089
lol quitter
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>>67519065
Nah. Number of posters seems low this playoffs. Some game threads haven't even needed a 2nd thread.
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How do you choke harder than the bloos?
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I felt a great disturbance in the force... as if a thousand voices cried out in terror... and were suddenly silenced.
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>finnish goaltending
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>>67519057
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>>67519015

Well, it was wrong -- they're up 5-0
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>dullass
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>>67519127
stars don't have that many fans
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Good thing I saw that girls hard nipples Piercing her pink dress Or else I might be kind of sad
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>>67518963
>Because it's the playoffs (tm)
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dallas froggieposters BTFO karma rules again i knew it you should have known it too. frogposting never does any good just bad
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>>67519126
by being the sharks or caps. Bloos haven't choked yet, they beat the hawks, tough for a lot of teams to do in the playoffs.
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Dallas Stars, the most unluckiest team in the league.

:(((
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>>67519137
close enough. Not like anyone actually thought it would be 5-0
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Reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0
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>tfw no qt burger wife
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>>67519183
no that would be the c(an)ucks
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Seriously though how fuckin sad is it that the Blues couldnt even win at home and all their fans have to watch from home drinking their busch beer and smoking meth?
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As a long time Blues fan I'm just waiting for the Stars to score 5 in the third period. I'll celebrate when the game is officially over
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>>67519183
they knew what they were getting into when they went with meme goaltendies
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>>67519183
Post ass to give them luck
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>>67518741
>I hate Pittsburgh and I'm indifferent to everyone else

This just about sums up how I feel about everyone left in the playoffs
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> tfw bittersweet because the same year the Blues might win the cup my beloved Rams broke my heart

It's like watching your wife leave you for a hotter younger Chad
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Hey St Louis hows your football and basketball teams doing?
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>>67519223
I want the lightning to win, to see if they've got the balls to avenge their finals loss to us from last year.
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close game
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ALL THOSE EMPTY SEATS
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>>67519147
>several finnish goaltenders in that list
>rags
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>>67519229
atleast you have a new black chief of police
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>>67519229
> mfw blues fan living in los angeles
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>>67518964
u a fukking bird, retard?
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Take away refpuck and this is a 2-1 game
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The Blues deserve this.

Finally they have a team that can make it and they are doing it just like Trump.

LETS GO BLUES!
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>>67519248
You must love the BBC. We don't care about nigger sports.
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>>67519282
>recycling jokes from previous threads
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I was sure there were more people in the rink when the game started
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>>67519248
aint even mad i lost a shit tier football team and still have a world class hockey and baseball team
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>>67519229
didn't you steal them from LA in the first place?
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lol that 10 second hold

refbro just looked and straight up ignored it

priceless
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>>67519272
What's revcom.us?

Some commie shit?
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Stream pls.
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>>67519296
> only states trump won are allowed in the semi-finals
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>>67519292
Nah 4-1, 3-1 at the closest
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>>67519292
You mean 6-0
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>dem empty seats

Jesus Christ Dallas
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>>67519314
shit tier tripfag
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EMPTY SEATS EVERYWHERE
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>>67519296
just like trump?
you mean the blues don't stand a chance in california?
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>all those empty seats
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>>67519314
games over hes in lala land now
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>>67519330
Divine justice
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/hoc/ needs to be shut down, all you talk about is how Dallas is mexican and black and how your shit city is "white" and how you dont care about "nigger" sports, racism is supposed to be kept on /pol/
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>>67518983
>plastic
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>>67519330
>tfw i wish these guys were still around
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>>67519057
please beer
sooth the pain a bit
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>>67519330

Trump won't win California

To many Mexicans won't allow it
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>>67519342
>implying shit tier isn't better than every other /hoc/ tripfig
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>getting blown the fuck out in game seven
>at home
>half the arena empty
disgusting
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>>67519348
i hope you get knocked out tomorrow so we can both root against the preds together.
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>>67519088
3-0 is eternal, never forget
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>>67519302
>go to game thread 2
>ctrl+f "bird"
>no results

trikked me, faggot
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Dullass fans for you everybody
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>>67519348
Too bad the sharks dont stand a chance in cali tomorrow
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>the gay cowboy mudpit diddling city of dallas
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>>67519363
You sir are the racist
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>>67519380
thanks finland.

the arena will be completely empty if they dont score in 10 mins.
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>>67519373
Who the fuck were they?
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>>67519363
Oh my god your asspain is the most delectable.
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>>67519363
>he thinks only the select few in /pol/ hates niggers and mexicans and thinks whites are the best

NEETs are truly awful
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Where are all the smug frogposting dullass posters now? Faggots.
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>>67519377
They All vote democrat stupid, Trump is easily going to win
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>>67519248
How are the Mavs doing in the playoffs?
No? My bad, Dallasbro.
So how's your handegg team lookin?
4-12?
hmmm
Y'all sure got some nice weather down there...
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#BANG is hanging in. A True Fan
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>>67519385

Sharks have completely redeemed the 3-0 demon by knocking the LA kings out this year tho
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this is probably the saddest arena i've ever seen.
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absolute silence in dallas, absolutely glorious
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>>67519339
>>67519345
>>67519349
>>67519380
>>67519392
>>67519398
>there are literally people born on gods green earth who would sit through this game
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>>67519385
There are some things you never forget, like the own goal against the kings, or getting swept by the pens in the finals
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COMEBACK TIME
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I just got home from a 14 hour shift and haven't read the thread or checked nhl.com

How are my Stars doing? is the >finnish goaltending meme finally done?
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ST LOUIS BTFO!!!!


HAHAHHAHAHA


CANT EVEN HOLD A SIMPLE SHUT OUT


COMEBACK IS ON
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>>67519183
>blues
>canucks
>buffalel
>zero cups in 46 years

Yeah, no
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FALSE HOPE
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HAPPENING
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HERE COMES THE COMEBACK
>HERE COMES THE COMEBACK
HERE COMES THE COMEBACK
>HERE COMES THE COMEBACK
HERE COMES THE COMEBACK
>HERE COMES THE COMEBACK
HERE COMES THE COMEBACK
>HERE COMES THE COMEBACK

WHAT CAN STOP US NOW?
MOMENTUM IS OURS!
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brian elliott choke INCOMING
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>that pity goal
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>>67519446
nah i was just waiting for the doyer game to start
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HAPPENING
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IDS HABBENING
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THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD WAS 5-0 ALL ALONG
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COMEBACK
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>getting excited over 5-1
stors fags are pathetic
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where's that 5-1 dude? I want to punch you in the fucking face
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>>67519428
Mavs/Spurs/OKC broship is in effect and the Cowboys just won the draft of a lifetime and are gearing up for a superbowl run, thanks for asking
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>>67519465
not gonna happen, bud.
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RELEASE THE FULL MEME DRIVE AND EVEN IT UP
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>>67519422
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>CANADIAN GOALTENDING
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>>67519250
>Be Canes fan
>Beat the Oilers in the Finals
>They never recover from the anal devestation

Seeing the team you beat come back strong is cool, but nothing can beat seeing said team go into an eternal tailspin because of the asspain your team caused.
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>breaking the shutout and cucking my rival out of a point in fantasy hockey

based
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there are the stars fans
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ok blues fans

listen to me
it's 5-1 right now and we are laughing
but in a minute it could be 5-2
in another it could be 5-3

then we have a game on our hands. let's not get cocky.
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>>67519446
>I only support my team when they're winning
Get the fuck out you casual
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>the least dangerous lead
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>>67519175
ok I'm done
fuck your mom tho
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>>67519536
thanks man good insight you should apply to nbcsn
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How many domestic violence incidents do you guys think are going to happen tonight in DalASS?
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Meanwhile while Blues fans sit in their trailer smoking meth Im here in my giant Dallas mansion sipping expensive champagne while my families oil rigs make me even richer
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3 puck over the glass penalties in a row incoming
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>>67519446
What else is there to watch?

Apehoop
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>>67519573
This isnt pittsburgh m8
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>>67519565
0
no one in dallas can even hit an open net
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T MINUS TWO MINUTES UNTILL RUFF GOES FULL ROY
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>>67519568
>smoking meth
senpai it's 2016 we inject it now
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Explain to me what 5 is
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This Blues team is the worst team to ever make it to the conference finals lmao.
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>>67519575
>watching apehoop
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>>67519565
Do gay couples really beat each other that often?
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>>67519537
>I want to wake up for work on time
I know "working" is an obscure concept in the shitty state of Missouri, but traffic after a game is a bitch on a weekday. Why sit through a game you are 100% going to lose?
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some say the most dangerous lead is 5-1
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P U L L N I E M I
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L

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>Stores
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>>67519524
Yessss, and i'm glad it was the baby oilers for you guys, and bawston hasn't done shit since we kicked their ass in the finals, fuck the bruins.
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>>67519601
the number between 4-6
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Hey StL bros. Anyone else's cable go out? This storm is preventing me from spazzing out in joy at this score
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17
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>>67518974
Already with the excuses...GTFO
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>yfwtswtsc
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>>67519601
5>1
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>yfw the supercuts girl was blacked
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>>67519610
>muh work
>muh traffic
C-A-S-U-A-L
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>>67519588
Sick fucking burn.
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>>67519646
Game ends in a 7-1 lulfest
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>>67519646
Yep same here
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I hope these retards know Dallas is in a broship with the Preds because Demarco Murray used to play for the Cowboys and now hes in Tennessee, were gonna beat the shit outta you.
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>>67519667
was she? source?
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I really love golf cause I'm shit at hockey.
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>>67519671
>being a productive member of society
haha I know real casual right?? lmao nice one!
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>playing crossfire
>Not Texas Flood
it's about to be flooding with tears.
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>all these empty seats
Sunbelt "fans" are literally subhumans
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>>67519434
>Sharks have completely redeemed the 3-0 demon by knocking the LA kings out this year tho
>completely redeemed
>completely
>redeemed

Shorks ain't redeemed shit unless they both win the cup this year and another one within 2 years of that to at least equal the Kongs record.

Even if the Shorks won the cup this year, but didn't win another one in the next 2 years they would still be under the shadow of the Kongs due to having the most cups won in a 3 year span since the Kongs. (Note: Hawks are almost tied with Kongs because they achieved the same feat, but one of those cups came in a meme lockout shortened season.

If the Shorks lose against the Preds tomorrow then they'll forever be California's meme team
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>>67519667
>>67519693

pic related
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blues are winning the cup desu
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>>67519079
>not leaving a chocolate surprise for licky bum bum

fucking casual
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>>67519691
Fuck off back to your handegg containment thread, casual scum.
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>>67519745
good lord she is so fucking hot
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Oh shit, the Stars actually scored.
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lmao niemi went swimming
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>Game 7
>5-1
How the actual ?
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>>67519734
>meme lockout shortened season
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>>67519671
All the stars have to do is score a goal every 6 seconds

It's possible
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>>67519750
>this is a 10/10 in Missouri

Hahaha shes a 3/10 in Dallas
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>getting blown the fuck out 5-0 on home ice in a game 7
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>>67519691
ribeiro, neal, nystrom
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>>67519733
they left because its embarrassing to watch Finnish goaltenders get memed on for 3 periods.
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>>67519782
the stars are 1/5 in dallas
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>>67519796
Ribeiro needs to be removed from the lineup
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>>67519758
If you dont watch all 4 major sports then you arent, never were, and never will be an athlete, athletes keep up with all sports, fat ass
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>>67519770
Hence why the Hawks and Devlels only have 2.5 cups and not the actual 3 like they claim they do
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>>67519808
top fucking kek
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>>67519745
>being in a play
>getting blacked
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>>67519605
>Not the '06 Oilers
>Not the '12 Devils
>Not whoever wins Preds/Sharks
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>>67519812
Athlete don't watch sports, the do them.
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>>67519808
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>>67519808
>>67519824
That wasnt even clever or funny, now youre just being retards
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>>67519812
>Dallas fans think watching sports makes them athletes
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>>67519808
INCINERATION
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>>67519827
>forgetting the 2012 coyotes
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BIG AS A HOUSE
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>>67519808
top jej
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>>67519856
Hey now, I've watched a few NHL games in my day. I'm basically Gretzky
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>>67519837
And watch them..........
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more like kari letemin
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>>67519820
You "triggered" me so I had to post it, besides somebody had to win cup that year, so I'm glad it was us :). What's bizarre is apparently that hawks team's record extrapolated to 132 points over 82 games, no way that team was THAT good, maybe like 110-115 good.
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>>67519872
Literally so forgettable I didn't even remember how shit they were.
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>>67519889
Only hockey casuals think Gretzky is the GOAT
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>>67519874
>7 mins left

Pull the Finn
>>
Texas?
More like the Lone Goal state.
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>yfw dallas scores 4 goals in 6 minutes
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>empty net with 6 minutes left
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>>67519928
But he really is, only Gordie Howe comes close.
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>>67519936
and replace with who? another finn?
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>>67519808
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>pulling your goaltender with six minutes left in game seven at home
TOP
KEK
>>
Blues fans will wake up in the morning unemployed, hungover, poor, fat, strung out on meth, and greasy.

But hey enjoy your little playoff win.
>>
>>67519928
Only hipster contrarians think he isn't.
>>
>>67519745
she's also appearing in this future hit
http://www.jewishplaysproject.org/jaffe/
Crystal Arnette is her.

She's also vegan and a
Shillary supporter.
>>
5-1 and the Goalie pulled? St Louis will be sending shit down that ice all night
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SSSSSSSCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
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MEME
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>Take finn out of the net
>They still score

Where are you shitposters now?
>>
>dallas stars pulled their tender to avoid any more >finnish goaltending memeing
>>
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
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>>67519985

>Anal pain: the post
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>6-1
>>
S I X 6 I V
I
X
6
I
V
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>49 years and no cup
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>>67519985
Stors fans wake up dirty poor and headless but... Hey 2nd round, it's something to build on
>>
Which is better, finnish goaltending or no goaltending?
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>empty net
why even bother?
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Guys, it is even funny at this point
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>all these fans leaving
L M A O
>>
>TERRORSINKHOLE

Goals allowed
>Lehtonen: 3
>Niemi: 2
>an empty fucking net: 1
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>>67520050
>b-but Pekka Rinne
>>
>all those stars fans leaving
nice fans you got there Ballas
>>
that one might do it
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>>67520050
bout the same ma nigg
>>
Wait? Did the Stars just get scored on during their PP?
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AIGHT LADS LGTSS
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stream
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>>67519992
>Latino and Jewish heritage collide in the body and minds of two sisters. One searches for Jewish meaning on an LGBT Birthright trip, while her more wild sister gets in a car accident with her immigrant boyfriend.
>>
>costs around 1m a week to keep ice surface in Dallas
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>>67520050
>finnish memetending: let 5 goals in
>empty net: let 1 goal in
Empty net > finnish goaltending
>>
>6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1 >6-1
stors are the new meme team of /hoc/
>>
the stars will not win the stnaley cup
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>all those empty seats
>>
blues sweep in 7 cap it
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Those fucking empty seats
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>>67519894
The first and the third one were legit, but half-cups should never be counted as legitimate, literally almost as bad as divegrass FIFA world cup champion being decided by a fucking penalty shootout

>>67519928
Lemieux was the true GOAT, and I fucking hate the Shittsburgh Penguins. Gretzky always had a stacked team around him and had an extremely healthy career compared to most players of the day.

Gordie is definitely better than Gretzky though, even Gretzky admits it.
>>
>>67520123
>new mem
>new
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>>67520083
the preds will suffer the same fate tomorrow night
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>>67520123
na, it just further solidified the >finnish goaltending meme
>>
>the stors cant keep their goalie in the net
>the stors cant keep the puck out of the net
>the stors cant keep their fans in the stadium
>>
>LITERALLY EMPTY SEATS
>SUNBELT "FANS"
ABSOLUTELY EMBARASSING
>>
So many empty seats. I feel bad for the players.
>>
Grab a drink to celebrate the Blues win!
>no cups
>>
YAWN

the least watched major sport


Who cares?


Hardly anybody even watched this game or will know it ever happened.
>>
Oh god, seeing people fill the stairwells gets me right in the feels
>>
>finnish goaltending
>>
>>67520152
>the dirty bodega of Dallass
>>
Stars got exposed for the meme franchise that they are, empty seats pretty much the entire series. Fucking joke.
>>
>>67520186
salty stors or shithawks fan detected
>>
>>67520152
You realize lemieux played with francis, jagr, and coffey right?
Breaks over go back to mowing my lawn you unknowledgable spic
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>>67519431
I was at game 6 on monday up here in StL. He forgot the sign or God knows what at one point with only 30 seconds before play was due to resume.

He was sprinting up the stairs as fast has he could go and he just absolutely ate shit. The whole section exploded with laughter.
>>
>>67520185
they earned it. it's 6-1 in game 7 family, embarassing effort.
>>
>>67520202
OK stors fan
>>
>>67520152
>Lemieux had no help
Does the name Jaromir Jagr ring a bell?
>>
>unironically expecting fans to stay and watch a team get btfo in game 7 at home after spending hundreds of dollars on tickets

if they cant even make an effort i would leave too
>>
>>67520185
>Should we stay ONE more minute to show our team how much we support their great season

Nah there's traffic ese

>Stors """"""""""""""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""""
>>
>>67520202
as is with your life in general bud
>>
Should the Stars fans applaud at the end of this for a good season at least?
>>
>>67520259
They left in the previous game as well.
>>
>>67520152
lel what? the early 90s pens were STACKED, lemeiux had tons of help, and they still got derailed by a maimed isles squad. wouldn't expect a beaner to know any better though
>>
>>67520257
You mean that grandpa who went to retire peacefully in Florida?
>>
>>67520254
>stors

Is that supposed to mean something or is spelling shit wrong just supposed to be funneh xD!
>>
>>67520157
I'm actually a hawks fan, I just think his name is cool.
>>
>>67520270
They will
>>
At least the real fans are cheering on their team to the end
>>
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well I really watch almost all of that abomanation of a game
GG Blues bros you outmemed the stars

To the stars
trade a fin and get some decent D-Fence

and to the other stars """fans""" stop being salty AF and show some pride ffs, Blues BTFO out the stars and tbqh it had to happen someday, there was no way such a meme-team raises a cup
>>
>stars fans cheering about being cucked
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>>67520295
Thanks for the (You)
>>
HOCKEY'S
BACK
IN
DALLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>67520302
All 15 """""""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""" left applaud
>>
well Starsfags.. At least we don't live in St. Dindouis
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>>67520288
>grandpa
>was a big reason a meme team like the Panthers made the playoffs.
>>
Good series Blues.
Good luck in the championship,
>>
>leaving with 15 minutes left
Thanks for embarrassing the sport stars "fans"
>>
>>67520295
>master bait
>>
>>67520338
>What is sarcasm
>>
>>67520152
48 games is about enough to see who's legit, and who's shit.
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>>67520310
>why are they leaving
>why are they still there cheering
>>
>>67520357
Thanks bro. Sorry the banter got so extreme in earlier games. Much respect and I enjoy the rivalry. This is just some payback for taking our hero, Brett away from us and winning with him.
>>
>BEST FANS IN THE NHL

holy fucking kek
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>an """"""""""""""""""amazing"""""""""""""""""" run
>>
>>67520357
Get Fucked Pedro

WE GOIN TO WCF

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>thanks for being the best fans
>lets hear it for our team that just got assfucked
>heres the goal horn because u didnt hear it enough today
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>>67520209
Yeah, I was rooting for the Blues due to them having the longest cup drought. Tarrana is tied the Blues for 1st in the drought with Buffalel and Vaughncouver tied at 2nd
>>
>>67520383
The only correct response is to sit in complete silence until the final buzzer goes off, then shuffle out quietly.
>>
>>67520402
Choke on a dick then, you porch monkey. Good luck versus the Sharks or Preds, lord knows you niggers will need it.
>>
>>67520417

hey how come mexico has to pay for a wall between you guys and the US but Canada doesn't??
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>>67520336
We've been over this. You're not white enough to be in st. louis.
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>>67520417
You guys beat us and now the central champs, you guys really need to win it.
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bye dallas
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>>67520485
>Chicuckgo
>>
hey now, hey now.
the stream is over
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>>67520504
Makes me feel less bad than if we got beat by a shitty team that would've lost next round.
>>
>>67520232
That's 3 players you listed?

Penguins didn't have a HHOF goaler like Fuhr on their roster. And only Jagr was the only other true badass on that Penguins team with the other 2 you mentioned being great, but nowhere near as good as Lemiuex and Jagr

>>67520257
Jagr wasn't even in his prime during the years they won their consecutive cups, still influential though.

>>67520284
Gretzky wasn't fighting cancer and degenerative back disease at the same time, so Lemieux did more with less
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>>67520381
Maybe in a sport like handegg, but the Hawks had a very healthy roster that year compared to other competitors at the time, so assuming a whole season was played, they may have not won the cup due to having injuries and other teams getting key players back.
>>
FIRST TIME SINCE 2001 FUCK YEAH BABY
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>>67520553
barasso>fuhr
And how the fuck would goaltending help inflate gretzkys numbers anyway you fucking retarded beaner. Kill yourself you know nothing about this sport.
>>
>>67520470
>the city whose only recent relevance has been because of a dindu riot
>w-we're white I promise
>>
>>67520443
Because I live in TJ to fuck hot ass latina chicks for poquito dinero while earning bank in San Diego, feels good brah. Also don't let the flag fool you, I'm a sandnigger

Also, Sean would fit in great here, he would be able to afford all those bitches he said he was able to afford while actually doing it
>>
>BinGT
>>
>>67520626
Because Shitzky played in the historically shittier conference while Lemiuex had to deal with the real competition in the east

Also, that cup drought of yours is going to be 30 years long, cap it
>>
>mfw went to highschool with Parayko
>mfw he's headed to the western conference championship while i sit and jack off to animated porno
>mfw once his elc is done he'll prob sign a 5 year 4.8m/year contract
>mfw he'll make more money in the first year than i'll prob make in my entire life

life's cruel senpai
>>
>>67520709
>that flag
>pretending to not love jefe brown
>>
>>67520757
Did you suck his dick at least?
>>
>>67520782
Don't you mean jefe Martinez

Oh and also, thread dead
>>
>>67519373
i have a hockey card of gretzky when he was with the racers. dont know if its worth much but it was his first professional season
>>
>craps
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