[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
/MLB/ General - Leave Max to me Edition
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /sp/ - Sports

Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 107
File: -25b04cff7d8363ae.jpg (178 KB, 1300x1300) Image search: [Google]
-25b04cff7d8363ae.jpg
178 KB, 1300x1300
WAS:Max Scherzer ties MLB record for most strikeouts in a game with 20
ATL:Perez goes eight strong innings vs Phillies
NYM:David Wright battling shoulder soreness
SEA:Chris Iannetta downs Rays with walk-off homer
TB:Dickerson whacks grand slam in loss
HOU:Marwin Gonzalez walk-off ends marathon
CLE:Kipnis notches five hits in 16-inning affair
OAK:Jed Lowrie (shin) heading to disabled list
NYM:Steven Matz (elbow) to have start skipped
COL:Arenado's home run holds off Diamondbacks
TEX:Sam Dyson nets first save, Rangers top CHW
WAS:MLB hits Harper with one-game suspension
SD:Wallace hits go-ahead three-run HR at CHC
>>
File: madman.png (221 KB, 313x320) Image search: [Google]
madman.png
221 KB, 313x320
SAY
MY
NAME
>>
>>67518666
DETOILET
E
T
O
I
L
E
T
>>
File: Capture.png (218 KB, 593x316) Image search: [Google]
Capture.png
218 KB, 593x316
>>
File: khfk.jpg (2 KB, 160x90) Image search: [Google]
khfk.jpg
2 KB, 160x90
KILL THE PIRATES AND KILL THE BULLPEN!!!
>>
File: decat.png (186 KB, 348x400) Image search: [Google]
decat.png
186 KB, 348x400
Royals
>>
File: 1337472014712.gif (379 KB, 256x256) Image search: [Google]
1337472014712.gif
379 KB, 256x256
orioles tbqh
>>
>>67518707

le each eye is a different color man
>>
HEY

FUCK

YOU
>>
File: kH7Ofwjn.jpg (410 KB, 2538x2538) Image search: [Google]
kH7Ofwjn.jpg
410 KB, 2538x2538
I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT
>>
>>67518707
le weird eye man
>>
File: 1461363429855.jpg (42 KB, 400x458) Image search: [Google]
1461363429855.jpg
42 KB, 400x458
FUCK THE DIRTY ASS PIRATES AND FUCK THIS BULLPEN!!!!
>>
>>67518707
le beats shitty teams man
>>
>>67518807
We get it dude. Stop attention whoring please. It's the fucking Reds
>>
>>67518807
What did the pirates do?
>>
>>67518666
FUCK YOU NIGGER YOU BROKE FANTASY TODAY
>>
Reminder that Cincinnati's sports teams have won jack shit in the last 25 years.

Oh look, that's 5 HBP's they've thrown tonight.

Karma.
>>
are you referring to the rags after having a 5 run lead Or are you referring to the games, but the game is
being played in Chicago, and I'm in SD. Plus I don't fucking understand how I can be blacked out of the occasional Italian or Jew. jays have good starting.
>>
>TOSSING OUR PITCHER FOR AN ACCIDENTAL HBP WHEN THE PIRATES HAVE INTENTIONALLY PLUNKED OUR HITTERS ALL GAME
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>67518773
le suspension waiting on appeal man
>>
Angels Cardinals

>>67518879
>>67518879
>>67518879
>>
>>67518747
>Watch O's lift off at Target
>Watch Max tear up the Tiggers

Two team market is p good sometimes
>>
>>67518881

game is being played 2,000 miles away. I thought "Rua" sounded like some kind of Islander personally. they
basically win one run games. thats it I checked Behind the Surname and it tried to tell me that it isn't as
important of a delusional homer fan to acknowledge it. Sorry if I'm.
>>
@DCameronFG
Max Scherzer had more strikeouts tonight than Mat Latos has this season.
>>
>>67518961
>being a fan of two teams, simultaneously, at the same time

Typical of a true memelord.
>>
>>67518962
me a better hitter in the AL that's not on steroids Protip: you can't So I'm a lifetime Mets fan, but I'll
be moving to Maryland soon. Obviously they don't carry SNY, and I'm in SD. Plus I don't think it's regular
cable. Thank God they only play the cubs 6 times.
>>
>>67518968
Latos has more wins doe
>>
>>67518885
>le scheduled day off just gets renamed suspension face
>>
Kemp just died
>>
Why do our pitchers get tossed for HBPs but the dirty ass Pirates get away with intentional hitting our players?

Why are the pirates such a dirty ass organization?
>>
>6 total HBPs

lel
>>
>>67518884
Do you not have a game thread?
>>
>>67519067
Just stop dude, you're not convincing anybody.
>>
File: image.jpg (91 KB, 640x640) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
91 KB, 640x640
>detoilet
>>
>>67518773
That's a clown fuck you, bro.
>>
>>67519077
in one game?
>>
>>67519067
How many Pirates players did the Reds hit last year? And not counting Charlie Morton's, how many Reds did the Pirates hit last year?
>>
>>67519146
in the current reds/pirates game
>>
filtered
>>
>Reds manager got ejected
>stayed in the dugout for the rest of the inning
Keep cheating Reds.
>>
>>67518995
Lol fuck the Nats. Having coverage of their games is just useful.
I put the game on for the matchup, and saw an actual ace go HAM and get 20 Ks.
>>
>>67519215
Why is shitcinatti so shitty?
>>
>>67519168
A shit ton.

Pirates are a dirty ass organization that has been getting away with hitting our players with pitches for the last few years now. I've watched this over and over time and time again for the last few years.

They are dirty as fuck.
>>
>a has-been faces an AL team and ties an what should have been an untouchable record
kek interleague play
>>
File: notbobbyv.jpg (66 KB, 635x497) Image search: [Google]
notbobbyv.jpg
66 KB, 635x497
>>67519215
>not even putting on a fake mustache and glasses
>>
Why can't Max Scherzer ever close out accomplishments?
>lost perfecto in the 9th
>20ks but not 21
Yawn
>>
>>67519019
percentage is dumb as well. Someone with a man on second and two outs is objectively worse than a leadoff h
itter who bats .275 with a burning passion sometimes that was the best last season and averaged more than 6
runs a game why exactly should we be upset? FUCK THE BULLPEN.
>>
>Price ejected from the game
>camera shows him still in the dugout the next inning

What the fuck.
>>
>>67519265
>should have been an untouchable record
??
he's literally the 5th person to do it, why would this be unexpected in this pitching-dominated era
i'm surprised kershaw hasn't done it yet honestly
>>
>>67519168

by half a step easily He's pitching pretty well. He's getting weak grounders and his defense is fucking him
hard. its actually impressive how much tulo has declined in 1 year he had 0 errors i think all of last sea
son with us and he has 5 in 2016 alone along with.
>>
>>67519306
I've always wondered what happens if you don't leave

Like...what the fuck can you even do?
>>
>>67519326
I think you are responding to the wrong person.
>>
>>67519365

hitter in the dugout the next inning What the fuck does it matter? He's a shitskin one way or another THIS
is the point of the lineup will strikeout a dozen times this game and the top of the season as evidence to
support an opinion is beyond laughable That's laughable and.
>>
>>67519353
I'm betting suspension if MLB officials find out.
>>
Why is it that the Cubs only struggle against shit teams?
>>
>>67519436
are as valid as any other, know why? Because they are fucking projections and are totally meaningless How m
any projections had the yankees winning the 2017 Worlds Eries YANKEES SUCK >sox fans bitching after losing
to the games, but the game >camera shows him still in the 9th >20ks but not 21.
>>
File: 1311005585060.png (129 KB, 312x313) Image search: [Google]
1311005585060.png
129 KB, 312x313
>grown men taking baseball mitts to games
>>
Do the Cardinals not have fans on /sp/ anymore?
>>
File: IMAG0009.jpg (1007 KB, 2688x1520) Image search: [Google]
IMAG0009.jpg
1007 KB, 2688x1520
Mets and Dodgers

>>67519494


>>67519494


>>67519494

>>67519494
>>
>>67519499
It has nothing to do with projections. Cubs are good, Padres are shit. Cubs SHOULD be winning because they aren't utter dogshit.
>>
File: 1461369278805.png (84 KB, 599x717) Image search: [Google]
1461369278805.png
84 KB, 599x717
maybe if Ausmus took pitchers out on time we could win more games
>>
>>67519499
what the fuck are you even saying
>>
>poopcinnati
>>
File: papbomb.jpg (44 KB, 707x521) Image search: [Google]
papbomb.jpg
44 KB, 707x521
give me one good reason that the Red Sox aren't guaranteed to win the WS
>>
>>67519499
You ok?
>>
Jackie Bradley Junior is fucking absurd
>>
>>67519578
>>
>>67519572
>>67519580
It's some scriptkiddy with a shitty bot, probably bout to spam cp somewhere on the board
>>
>>67518707
Max Scherza
>>
>>67519547
Some teams get so much shitposting that it isn't even worth it.
>>
>>67519501
Why shouldn't you?
Are you some kinda faggot who cares what people think?

I don't bring one, but who gives a shit? If you're seated close enough down the first or third baseline it actually makes sense to bring one, people get drilled all the time
>>
>>67519578
pitching
>>
>>67519644
Pretty legitimate reason tbqh with you Joe.
>>
>>67519316
It's happened 5 times but he's the fourth pitcher to do it. Clemens did it twice.
>>
File: IMG_20160511_221858.jpg (185 KB, 1024x1280) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160511_221858.jpg
185 KB, 1024x1280
2nd ever (Lackey)
>>
I hope that redsfag finally commits sudoku now
>>
>>67519501
I just leave my mitt and my friends house because he's the only one I throw with but I fucking suck
>>
>>67519644
they have literally 2 pitchers pitching like aces right now and Price will figure it out, plus elite bullpen
>>
>>67519316
5 times in like 140 years. I think expecting someone to reach 20 Ks is a bit unrealistic.
>>
>Reds handing out free wins again
>The Cubs begin their fall back to 3rd place

Not a good day
>>
>Jackie Bradley Junior has better batting numbers than Mike Trout
>>
>>67519617
trash at least going back to Scherzer lol fuck that shit, go for the giants to win the champ? >tfw based sl
yke and ether are probably going to BTFO Thompson out of a game being played 2,000 miles away. I thought "R
ua" sounded like some kind of Islander personally. they basically win.
>>
File: 1365211171752.gif (2 MB, 409x342) Image search: [Google]
1365211171752.gif
2 MB, 409x342
>I was laughed at for even suggesting the Astros are finally heating up and on the rise and will win the series vs the Indians
>they win the series
>>
>>67519710
We're in an age of strikeouts though. Guys like Nap Lajoie used to strike out fewer times in a season than pitchers now record in a single game. Hitters don't care about striking out anymore and no one ever corrects them on it
>>
File: GaryIllegal.png (86 KB, 779x355) Image search: [Google]
GaryIllegal.png
86 KB, 779x355
Here's a good way of describing the Red Sox - Athletics series this past three days

>14 runs Monday
>13 runs Tuesday
>13 runs Today
>>
>>67519833
So in other words, the jokeland pathetics have no good pitchers. Surprise surprise.
>>
>>67519817
Weirdly enough, the Astros lead the league in both strikeouts and walks
>>
>>67519815
You said during Game 1 that the Astros would SWEEP, not win the series, and that 12-20 Astros were 3 games behind the 15-13 Indians. You're a dirty triple nigger
>>
>>67519868
yeah yeah yeah
>>
>>67519893
Nigga there were like 3 people saying all that random shit, I am true to what I said
>>
>>67519833
What's the average record of the opponents the Red Sox have faced so far this season? Like 10 games under .500?
>>
>>67519935
>blaming other people for things you said on an anonymous Laotian cheerleading website
Finish your paper
>>
>>67519972
should probably just quit baseball to be honest Fuck yeah I'm mad. All Pirates fans are mad about it, becau
se the opposite has been getting away with hitting our players with pitches for the record he was on differ
ent teams 10 years apart you autist, of course they're gonna use his different.
>>
>>67519972
rude tbqh with you Joe.

But that's a good question. We did face the O's and White Sox, but let me do some number crunching and i'll get back to you.
>>
>>67519995
And you called us delusional
>>
You have 10 seconds to name a dirtier organization than the pissrats. Not even the methinals are this dirty.
>>
>>67519972
What the fuck does that matter to how their offense produced the past couple of games you assmad child?
>>
>>67520080
Cool buzzwords, but I'm just wondering how they'll do when they play actual MLB teams.
>>
>>67520117
Except the Sox beat the White Sox in a series already.
>>
File: 1398047622402.jpg (258 KB, 710x900) Image search: [Google]
1398047622402.jpg
258 KB, 710x900
Who, unequivocally, is the best manlet in Major League Beisbol?
>>
>>67520126
I mean a sample size bigger than 3 games.
>>
>>67520130
Objectively, subjectively, statistically, factually, intellectually and scientifically untrue
>>
>>67519972
The AL is shit in general familia
>>
File: 1461663094962.jpg (52 KB, 399x464) Image search: [Google]
1461663094962.jpg
52 KB, 399x464
When will the Cubs send Soler back down to AAA where he belongs or trade him?
>>
>>67519972
>Oakland - .400
>Yankees - .406
>White Sox - .657
>Braves - .250
>Astros - .400
>Tampa Bay - .467
>Blue Jays - .500
>Orioles - .625
>Cleveland - .516

>Average Against: .469

So yeah, under .500 against not the greatest competition.

I wonder how that measures against the league.

You still seem assmad though.
>>
>>67520201
Truth
>>
>>67520130
Pedroia.
>>
>>67520130
Altuve
>>
File: 1460872783309.jpg (24 KB, 600x338) Image search: [Google]
1460872783309.jpg
24 KB, 600x338
>Fernando Rodney
>13 ip
>13 so
>0.00 era
What the fuck is this?
>>
>>67520296
Compared against the Cubs (best team in baseball, might as well):

>Angels - .406
>Arizona - .472
>Cinnci - .412
>Rockies - .471
>St. Louis - .515
>Broors - .412
>Braves - .250
>Pitt - .545
>Nast - .615
>Dads - .412

>Average Against: .451

Which isn't all that surprising. I do wonder who's had the hardest schedule against though.
>>
File: l1FeJ95.gif (74 KB, 1032x448) Image search: [Google]
l1FeJ95.gif
74 KB, 1032x448
>>
>>67520130
I saw Altuve play once. He's got a damn small strike zone I'll tell ya that
>>
>>67520421
>I do wonder who's had the hardest schedule against though.
any team thats played the Cubs desu senpai
>>
>>67520406
His start of the season playing with a new team. Gotta make himself look good so he doesn't get sent down when he eventually starts blowing games.
>>
>>67520473
about to blow this game desu
>>
>>67520421
>>67520296
You need to factor in the record of the team you're doing this for. It doesn't make sense to hold losses against the teams they beat, nawmean? The records of the teams the Cubs played not counting the Cubs is probably over .500
>>
>>67520427
Enjoy your dirty ass win from your dirty ass team.
>>
>>67520501
Hope he does. Rodney was bad for the M's. That game against the angels where he shot his arrow in the bottom of the 8th then proceeded to blow it made me hate him.
>>
>>67520296
>8-7 against teams .500 or better
>12-6 against teams below .500
>>
The Red Sox are gonna have 4 starters on the AL all star team
>>
>>67520421
Here's the White Sox:

>A's - .400
>Cleveland - .516
>Twinks - .242
>Rays - .467
>Angels - .406
>Rags - .571
>Blue Jays - .500
>Orioles - .625
>Red Sox - .618

>Average Against: .483

So they've had team that faired well so far. Intradasting.

>>67520502
No, because all I'm doing is taking collective records of the teams against.

If you want to compare how the team has faced against them, and how theyve done, then sure go ahead (more work than I want to do).
>>
>>67520529
I laughed for days. That arrow shit was gay as fuck and so was that stupid crooked hat
>m-muh dad
Fuck off with that shit
>>
>>67520557
Obviously not at SS, though
>>
>>67520594
STOP
T
O
P

But real talk, he's batting .328 right now and is a stud defensively

LITERALLY WHAT MORE DOES HE HAVE TO DO
>>
>>67520557
Not SS or 2B though thats for sure
>>
>>67520611
Be good, I guess

Too bad he sucks
>>
>>67520524
Enjoy Bryan Price's impending suspension for not leaving the dugout after getting ejected. Typical Reds think they're above the rules of baseball.
>>
>>67520611
Hit dingers
>>
>Cusb
>>
you can only reply to this if you didnt lose to the dads two different times today
>>
CUBS

E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
>>
>losing to the padres
>twice
>in the same day
kek
>>
>sweep nast and pierats
>lose 2 to the dads

i dont get you cusb
>>
>>67520557
Nah
>>
>>67520696
ya huh you memelord
>>
Thank god. Won't have any annoying shitcago fans ITT tonight
>>
>>67520640
Bryan Price is a shit manager so I don't care.

Enjoy getting away with beaning players. It's to be expected of the dirtiest team in baseball.
>>
>>67520724
Naaaah more like two (and that's being p. generous)
>>
>>67520734
Actually we're probably going to have exceptionally annoying cusb fans shitting up the thread in defense of their team tonight. Just brace.
>>
>>67520557
Sure the Red Sox as a team have the best stats, but individually there are plenty of players across the league who are better individually over their Red Sox counterparts. That said the Red Sox will have people make the team SOLELY for the fact that they are the playing for the Red Sox.
>>
>>67520747
Ok, thats at least 2 more than the 4th placers will have :^)
>>
>>67520758
As long as it isn't like last night. Such fucking insufferable cunts.
>>
>>67518968
Wow great insight

I'd rather win games
>>
File: 1456289592271.jpg (10 KB, 225x225) Image search: [Google]
1456289592271.jpg
10 KB, 225x225
Tfw your team comes back from 7-1 deficit and still loses 8-7. Why must my heart be constantly broken?
>>
File: image.jpg (208 KB, 1024x678) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
208 KB, 1024x678
>>67520786
>smelly bostonians actually, umironically think this
>>
>>67520177
Has he ever been MVP or Rookie of the Year or 2x World Series champion?
>>
>>67520822
>those ears
has he tried to murder anyone on the infield lately
>>
>>67520736
>Enjoy getting away with beaning players.

How ironic. After the warning (which came too late), why wasn’t the Reds pitcher/manager ejected on the next Buc's HBP? Even if it wasn’t intentional, they should have been ejected. The umps let too many Bucs get hit before they finally ejected the Red’s pitcher & manager in the 9th. No reason whatsoever a team should be HBP's 4 times in a game.
>>
How the fuck do the diamondbacks have the 3rd most home runs? Their team is a bunch of whos
>>
>>67520811
>using Clippard at Coors

Why.
>>
>>67520859
D-backs are 5th according to at-bat.
>>
>>67520846
no, he only murders pitching
>>
>>67520822
>manny memechado

lost the 3B ballot because they moved him to SS and Xander going btfo him there

prove me wrong memelord

Hanley > Davis
>>
>>67520885
I meant in the NL my bad
>>
>>67520859
Goldschmidt tbqh
>>
>>67520889
>Hanley > Davis

lmso tbqh
>>
>>67520846
Nah he's too busy murdering pitchers
>>
>>67520905
>stealing someone else's joke

typical of baltimore fan
>>
>>67520854
It's funny because only 1 HBP in the game was actually intentional, and it came from a Pirates pitcher with Brandon Phillips being the recipient.

It felt so good when Jay Bruce hit that two run opposite field shot to make your dirty ass team pay for intentionally plunking our player and it's a shame our bullpen blew it again for the 9000th time this season.

Your team has been hitting our players with pitches for the last few years and getting away with it too I noticed. Maybe all these HBPs were a little karma for your dirty ass team hitting our players so often these last few years.
>>
File: shaw's disdain for fatties.jpg (71 KB, 960x661) Image search: [Google]
shaw's disdain for fatties.jpg
71 KB, 960x661
>>67520905
good to hear.
>>
>>67520937
>Over the last four seasons, the Reds have hit 43 Pirates batters (10 this season) and the Pirates have hit 41 Reds (five this season).
>>
>>67520889
Nah he'll win and then graciously move over to third so bustgaerts gets to know what it feels like to make the asg. Because manny is so talented
>>
>>67520968
I would lick Shaw's sweaty bat while he beats Sandomcfatass with a bat tbqh
>>
>>67521000
>imblying Shaw isn't GUARANTEED for the ASG

Memechado can be his backup I guess

>>67521001
this sounds really weird tbqh with you Joe
>>
>>67520937
Reds beaned four Pirates players today. You have no room to talk. Karma is them getting their shit pushed in and choking the game away in the final innings.

Also, Phillips pushed Marte's hand off the bag. Between that, Red's manager not leaving the dugout after getting ejected, and the umps letting things get out of hand, I hope they make a phone call to league officials about this game.
>>
File: image.jpg (76 KB, 686x386) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
76 KB, 686x386
>>67520889
Well no way Manny could top Boston's all star 3B.
Surprised he doesn't have a wider lead. Must really be eating him inside. Then again the competition is thick.
>>
File: 1462411172436.jpg (156 KB, 1317x805) Image search: [Google]
1462411172436.jpg
156 KB, 1317x805
Tfw I went shopping for clothes today, I'm the fattest guy at the normal people store and the skinniest person at the fat people store, wtf I didn't ask for this type of hell. I'm 6ft3 265
>>
>>67521033
Shaw is hotter than Manny

FACT
>>
Will the Reds ever not finish in last place again, /sp/?
>>
>Eternal 4th Placers panicking that everyone going to realize how pathetic Memechado looks when he's compared to the GOAT Travis Shaw

lol
>>
>>67521025
>ops under 1.000

lmao at ur life famalam.
>>
>>67521042
Lose some weight or commit to the Sandoval diet then
>>
File: 1422153201230.png (209 KB, 500x349) Image search: [Google]
1422153201230.png
209 KB, 500x349
>twinks are now the worst team in the majors
>worse than the atlanta "yo fuck this season we're gonna phone it in" braves
>>
>>67521111
Quads confirm Mannys GOATness
>>
>>67520977
>posting incorrect information

>"over the last four seasons Reds pitchers had hit Pirates batters 39 times and Pirates pitchers had hit Reds hitters 39 times"

The funny thing is, Reds pitchers have had control issues since around 2009 so while most of the Reds HBPs, were accidental, most of the Pirates HBPs have been intentional. I have literally watched it time and time again.
>>
File: BasedShaq.jpg (58 KB, 436x594) Image search: [Google]
BasedShaq.jpg
58 KB, 436x594
>>67521111
Nice quads, just remember to tellMemechado to watch his back.

This STUD is coming up QUICK.
>>
>>67521122
>"people" actually thought they weren't a complete fluke last year
>>
File: smug kenny.png (73 KB, 221x280) Image search: [Google]
smug kenny.png
73 KB, 221x280
>>67521122
>the Atlanta Braves just passed Chris Sale in the win column
>>
>>67521176
kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top of my class in the TD/jays commercial is kinda hot?
>Giants keep getting gifts from Jays defense Will they keep wasting them? How did he even call him out to begin with? He was safe by half a step easily He's out.
>>
File: 1428338335023.png (40 KB, 589x592) Image search: [Google]
1428338335023.png
40 KB, 589x592
>>67521033
>MFW the MLB finds something in their investigation about international signings and bullshit, and thus to punish us deport the fatass back to Venezuela or where that fat fuck came from and renders his contract null and void

BEN YOU LITERAL FUCKING GENIUS, WHAT A GREAT WAY TO CIRCUMVENT A NON-INSURED CONTRACT

GENIUS
>>
>>67521137
>all those Charlie Morton 78 mph curve ball HBP's were intentional

Know how I know you're the biggest shitposter on this board?
>>
With this 20-K game and the two no-hitters last year, is Scherzer building a Hall of Fame case here? He's only 31, and has plenty of time to rack up the raw stats.
>>
A-are the Mariners for real?
>>
File: lifelong blue jays fan.png (208 KB, 456x320) Image search: [Google]
lifelong blue jays fan.png
208 KB, 456x320
please kill me
>>
File: messenger.jpg (22 KB, 300x300) Image search: [Google]
messenger.jpg
22 KB, 300x300
>Steven Matz has a forearm issue

Forearm pain is a precursor to UCL injuries once the load on the elbow is too much

O'Leary has literally called this, again and again and again

When will you listen?
>>
File: 1276371816054.gif (3 MB, 312x210) Image search: [Google]
1276371816054.gif
3 MB, 312x210
>>67521042
once you're over 6' and have any dimensions (weight, long torso, long legs) out of the norm you're kinda fucked for normal size clothes in most cases.

As for being too fat for clothing, you just need to cut calories anon. Build muscle so you can fill out clothes meant for 6'3".
>>
>>67521210
Have you not watched baseball for the last few years?

It's your whole rotation, Liriano included. Time after time they've hit our batters and I'm sick of it. They're all dirty as fuck.
>>
>>67521282
>watching Curt Schilling's stream
>you can basically tell whenever he's mentioned that he didnt really like Pap

He also indirectly said Papelbon was the biggest weed smoker he ever played with
>>
Are the White Sox, regression: the team?

How hard is their fall going to be? Who will win the central after it?
>>
>>67521335
Indians because projections
>>
>>67521294
So when your guys hit someone it's poor control. When our guys hit someone it's dirty.

That's real fuckin neato.
>>
>>67521308
Pap was also 26 and the best closer in baseball while Schilling was 40 and retired after the WS. Of course the old fart is gonna disapprove of his antics. I bet if Randy Johnson took roids while they were together in AZ Schilling would have thrown him under the bus in a second while claiming he himself never juiced
>>
File: 1439859848223.png (134 KB, 308x415) Image search: [Google]
1439859848223.png
134 KB, 308x415
>119 pitches thrown
>96 were strikes

tbqh with you Joe thats fucking insane
>>
File: 1444707310906.jpg (40 KB, 388x394) Image search: [Google]
1444707310906.jpg
40 KB, 388x394
>noah is hitting home runs again
>>
>>67521247
Why?
Why are blue Jays fans so fucking retarded all the time?
You just won a series, relax
>>
lol, but hey, at least the blow gays got RA dickey, right?
>>
>m-muh DH

lmao
>>
File: MEMEINERS.jpg (31 KB, 636x203) Image search: [Google]
MEMEINERS.jpg
31 KB, 636x203
Mariners fans.

How does this make you feel? This was last year.
>>
>>67521436
>sub .200 hitter
Smdhtbqhfam
>>
>giving up multiple HRs to a pitcher
>Doyers
>>
KENTA MAEDA: EXPOSED

THANK YOU BASED SYNDERGAARD
>>
>>67521419
They bitch more than anyone
Atleast royal fans disappear when they lose

look at this guy crying over a trade from 3 and a half years ago
>>67521416
>>
File: thor dingers.webm (576 KB, 480x480) Image search: [Google]
thor dingers.webm
576 KB, 480x480
>his team doesn't have the best young hitter in the game
>>
File: 1426138685149.jpg (20 KB, 680x680) Image search: [Google]
1426138685149.jpg
20 KB, 680x680
>>67521452
>Cherington tried to trade away JBJ

BEN

YOU

FUCKING

GENIUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>67521250
because he's fat and ugly desu
>>
>>67521468
>Atleast royal fans disappear when they lose
This is a good thing?
>>
>>67521497
Who are you really talking to here?
>>
File: 1448407410818.png (94 KB, 396x385) Image search: [Google]
1448407410818.png
94 KB, 396x385
>>67521419
The blue jays are leading the AL in ERA, they have 26 quality starts in total from their starters more than any other team in the league

3/5 starters have ERAs under 3
Happ is at 2

they are 18-18 and 27th in the league in batting average

dont tell me to not be upset motherfucker
>>
>>67521452
like its stupid to judge trades after the fact
JBJ wasnt that good in 2014

look at this guy
>>67521416
>>
File: 1401473753503.jpg (8 KB, 187x154) Image search: [Google]
1401473753503.jpg
8 KB, 187x154
>so I told Thor to hit two dingers and he did it, the absolute madman
>>
>>67521504
better than listening to them shitpost and complain like Jays fans
>>
>>67521473
Gonna be hard to hit when his elbow blows out
>>
>>67521468
The trade thing is understandable and kind of funny, but there's always one Blue Jays fan who acts like it's the end of the world every time they lose. It's May, you're .500. Relax
>>
>>67521508
theo epstein
>>
File: abreu.png (103 KB, 350x254) Image search: [Google]
abreu.png
103 KB, 350x254
THEY'RE BACK BOYS

TOLD YOU THE SOX WOULD RETURN TO THEIR SHITTY FORM
>>
>>67521541
Not really. At least I respect the Jays fans for having passion and deeply caring about their team. I lost all respect for royals "fans".
>>
File: 1428626715535.png (86 KB, 672x744) Image search: [Google]
1428626715535.png
86 KB, 672x744
>>67521511
We'll give you Hanley and Young for Happ tbqh All-Star 1B man and a LEFTY KILLER like you can't go wrong with that.
>>
File: White Sox baseball sets sail.jpg (146 KB, 1024x763) Image search: [Google]
White Sox baseball sets sail.jpg
146 KB, 1024x763
>>67521560
It was only a matter of time.
>>
>>67521504
For everyone else it is, it doesn't make their fan base look very good though
>>67521511
You'll be fine
>>
>>67521548
>implying every fanbase on /mlb/ doesn't have these people

see: >>67521560
>>
>>67521548
>the identical offense that had a +200 run differential and was top 5 in every offensive category last season is now bottom 10 in every offensive category and are striking out in double digits every single game

granted i admit we bitch too much but you need to acknowledge that its a valid complaint 36 games is no longer a slump but a massive regression
>>
>>67521042
I am 6'2'' 260 so I know that feel well my friend

size 42 waist and broad shoulders so I look fitter than I am
>>
File: thor dinger.webm (2 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
thor dinger.webm
2 MB, 1280x720
>the Blue Jays traded this man for R.A. Dickey
>>
>>67521601
To be fair he's right though.

I know sometimes overreactive pessimistic people can be annoying but when they're right, it's warranted. Did you see the last series they had?
>>
>>67521611
But Dickey has a nice knuckle meme
>>
>>67521525
>JBJ wasnt that good in 2014
not at hitting, no, but he was a fucking elite fielding prospect who was a defensive replacement/4th OF at worst. He's not the kind of player you give up for fucking Charlie Furbush, last time that kind of thing happened to the Sox we got a got a stand-in reliever for 2 months and traded away a future HoFer.
>>
Sitting behind Joe Kelly's dad at the Dodger game rn.

Fucken crazy.

Fuck the mets
>>
>>67521610
you're a big guy
>>
>>67521611
>le exploding elbows man
>>
>>67521611
>>67521473
>two different outfielders and walls

Wait... are you serious?
>>
>>67519247

>boo hoo we got a free base
>>
File: ziw1hjcqybo8zxazimog.jpg (47 KB, 663x440) Image search: [Google]
ziw1hjcqybo8zxazimog.jpg
47 KB, 663x440
>>67521560
I tried telling people that I wouldn't believe the sox were decent until they made the WS
>>
>>67521611
your pitching staff taught him the slider that makes him so good now dont be a cunt
>>
>>67521611
>those empty seats
>doyers """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>
File: doursox2012.jpg (31 KB, 573x157) Image search: [Google]
doursox2012.jpg
31 KB, 573x157
>>67521640
Those who fail to learn from the past are doomed to repeat it.
>>
>>67521619
it is pretty meme.
>those stats
just not memein hard enough tbqh

>>67521628
is it true you're a mexican cuck with a piss fetish
>>
>>67521615
>Did you see the last series they had?

you mean making cain and peavy look like legit aces?
or do you think its a coincidence they went from getting absolutely fucking shelled against every team and happend to have 2 quality starts against the blue jays """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""offense""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>
>>67521625
true, it was a somewhat dumb move by the Ms at the time, which only looks very stupid now because JBJ went from 4th OF to all star in one season
>>
>>67521681
was talking about him talking about
>>67521560
>>
Why did they have to give us a glimmer of hope /sp/? Why can't they just be terrible in peace?
>>
>>67521636
Yep, solo and a 3-run shot.
>>
File: IMAG0017.jpg (2 MB, 2688x1520) Image search: [Google]
IMAG0017.jpg
2 MB, 2688x1520
>>67521647
???????
>>
>>67521698
>Believing in a washed up Mat Latos

Did it to yourselves you retards
>>
>>67521698
>you will never see the career K record broken
why live
>>
>>67521615
>>67521681
You mean the series they were an extra inning loss away from sweeping?

Fucking candians would bitch about winning the world series if one of their pitchers had a bad game
>>
>>67521137
I took that from ESPN's recap of tonight's game.
>>
File: typical white sox season.jpg (8 KB, 180x132) Image search: [Google]
typical white sox season.jpg
8 KB, 180x132
>>67521698
Therein lies the unrelenting cruelty of White Sox Baseball.
>>
File: primary_Lethal_Weapon_Suicide.jpg (49 KB, 800x451) Image search: [Google]
primary_Lethal_Weapon_Suicide.jpg
49 KB, 800x451
>>67521615
Sox Pitching is rapidly going to shit after Sale and Quintana

Also hitting sucks dick still
>>
>>67521708
>posting on 4chan in public

kys DG, you absolute memelord
>>
>>67521708
thanks for proving my point
>>
File: 1443752854546.jpg (48 KB, 623x694) Image search: [Google]
1443752854546.jpg
48 KB, 623x694
>>67521560
don't worry. Your next series is against >us
>>
>>67521708
lead Or are you referring to the same level Why is he so perfect? >I do wonder who's had the best stadium i
n baseball It's wonderful The only problem is sometimes you have to share it with random dodger fans who sh
ow up and heckle like assholes It's like paradise in comparison.
>>
File: thor dong.webm (2 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
thor dong.webm
2 MB, 1280x720
>>67521641
the warthen slider is legit as fuck, but even without it he's the fastest throwing starter in the league and a silver slugger candidate
>>67521636
two different dingers, my friend
this one was worth 3 runs
>>
>>67521736
regression's a cruel mistress
>>
>>67521732
>hitting sucks dicks
They just scored I believe 24 runs against texas. Bullpen blowing their load every game now is the problem
>>
>>67521609
Don't mind me, I'm can be just as reactive, it was just annoying sitting in a game thread with you guys and hearing nothing but this shit the whole time
Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 107

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.