WARRIORS V BLAZERS CLOSEOUT GAME 5 THREAD
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EARLY EDITION FOR AMPLE TIME TO PRAISE CHEF CURRY.
>NBA’s first unanimous choice for MVP
>beats out Kawhi, LeBron, Westbrick, and Kevin Durant unargably, 131 times
>following a record setting 402 three-pointers during a season in which he led them to 73 wins
>73 wins
>back2back MVPs
>back2back2back All-Star
>50-40-90 Club (1 of 7 in history)
>Best shooter in the history of the game
>CHAMPION
At what point does a Meme become a legend?
>>67517888
BY FAR the best shooter in the league right now.
Bump for approaching game time
Hes aight
>>67517888
if he can win the title this year is a considered legend meme status to me. he's the best shooter ever.
youtube where?
>Daily reminder that just because you disagree with my views and opinions, it doesn't make me a "hater." Golden taint fans always get butthurt when someone says mean things about little wittle steph curry
As much as I hate to admit it the Golden Girls is probably going to repeat but I can't wait till this team breaks apart in the off season so Curry can get exposed as the fraud he is. You're a fool if you think Curry carried that team. The team carried Curry and you can see the proof during the Trailblazer games. Now alot of you are going to say "b-but it's the le trailblazers! xddd" Lillard is a prime example of how he carried his team to the playoffs with nothing but bench players and once he again he got snubbed for MVP along with his coach for COTY. Behind the media Curry is just great point guard who shoots well. I know this may trigger some """"""""fans"""""" but lets be honest here. Curry is one dimensional.
In addition as much as I hate this blabber mouth, Draymond Meme in my opinion is a better player overall than Curry. Even though commentators and sports analysts touch up on it, he's completely overshadowed by Curry, same with Klay. Don't be surprised if they leave during the off season to be great somewhere else.
who watching the curry tribute video
Kia!
Fuck that money grubbing Jew Adam Silver
>donating a kia to charity
>not money
why
Silver fed Curry a drop of his blood, so he healed instantly.
Yet now he can't play any day games.
Not since the refugee crisis have I seen a once beautiful organization so openly welcome their destruction
desu draymond is a better player and does more than curry ever will
Lifelongs here sharing our meme magic to our based ally the Golden State Warriors.
Go team!
Go Curry!
>>67520489
>kia mvp award
idk bro
>>67520505
(You)
>kia
Damn at least give the mvp like a corvette or something.
>>67520448
>all this salt
that nigga cryin
who /lifelong/ here
>>67520489
what if they fill the car with money
>watching a scripted a sport
lmao, take Apehoop to /tv/ to Hiro
IT'S ALL SCRIPTED LIKE THE WWE
I predicted after OKC won such a scripted game Toronto would too, I was correct
NBA doesn't want anything to get in the way of Cavs-Warriors 2 JUST so LeBron can get his win back, notice how they keep "stacking" the deck against the Cavs
Can the Cavaliers defeat the team with the best record ever and the UNANIMOUS MVP with homecourt advantage?? pssh, too obvious
If you don't think Cleveland is winning this year, you're stupid
>>67520489
They will
I just want ONE starting that's not Barnes to get a career ending injury. Is that too much to ask?
this boi lit af senpai
>>67519873
>>67519873
>legend meme status
Why "meme"?
Why do you have to do that?
Adding "meme" to something that is not a meme is an autistist's meme
Why do people on this board want others to think they are autistists?
>>67517888
I bet that dude plays some mean New Orleans style jazz.
Start the fucking game already, this is ridiculous
>>67520561
The Western Conference is the real NBA Finals.
Leastern my ass
Does anyone else think the NBA has the ugliest looking trophies? The only good looking one is the Finals MVP.
>unargably
>unargably
>unargably
>>67520607
that's exactly what they want you think
>>67520607
>Warriors v Thunder is the real finals
>not v the Cavs
Shut up you absolute fucking moron
>>67520624
Who has the best?
>1030 start time
>1055 and still hasn't tipped off
Fucking pathetic
>>67520561
Warriors win
>OF COURSE THE NBA WANTS THEIR GOLDEN CHILD AND GREATEST TEAM OF ALL TIME WIN IT'S SO OBVIOUS THEY NEED TO BE A DYNASTY TO SELL MORE SHOES AND RATINGS
Thunder win
>OF COURSE THE NBA WANTS TO PROMOTE KD AND WESTBROOK AS THE NEW SUPER TEAM AND RIVAL TO STEPHEN AND KLAY
Spurs win
>OF COURSE THE NBA WANTS SPURS TO WIN AND HAVE DUNCAN RETIRE WITH A RING IT'S SO OBVIOUS THEY'RE TRYING TO TURN KAWAI INTO A SUPERSTAR
>>67520605
this tbqh i thought it started 20 min ago
>>67520633
But it is the real NBA Finals senpai.
Whoever wins the West sweeps Cleveland. GS and OKC are too talented.
Leave Curry to me
>>67520489
>>67520511
>>67520560
>>67520563
Ask SilverJew why.
>muh shekels
>>67520554
(You)
Come on Blazers. Get it back for another home game.
is harrison barnes to this warriors team what mario chalmers was to the heat championship teams?
>>67520654
except none of that is true, Cavs vs anyone other than the Warriors will not bring in ratings
LeBron is still their top money maker world wide as well
>>67520636
The real finals is okc v San Antonio you pleb
>25 minutes late
fucking hell
Too much yellow on my TV. Somebody kick these Asians out
why hasnt the game started?
>Adam Silver is in the building
Sorry Portland. Might as well head home early.
>>67520705
What time is it in England?
>>67520697
No that'd be Kerr
>>67520646
baseball
Reggie Miller would cause this white boy to have a mental breakdown.
It's gotten to the point where I have to drink a couple beers before I can defeat the anxiety of going to the store to get more alcohol
I hate my life
>>67520699
LeBron Vs Durant would pull in ratings and so would a rematch with the spurs. You have a 07 rematch plus LeBron 1-1 record Vs Kawai in the finals to market
>>67520742
im there with you friend
>>67520651
Baby has a bedtime? :( lol
>Bogut nailed in the balls
Kek
Bogut just got a basketball to the nuts
>>67520659
>people think Cleveland will win the NBA Finals
>Depleted bench, both GS and OKC fully loaded
Just accept it nigga, Dubs won't lose another game this playoffs.
>finnish goaltending
>hit Bogut in the dick
>Bogut doesn't even grimace
Small dick confirmed lol
Can the one announcer please stop referring to the other one by his initials like he's his boyfriend or something
RAPZ EATIN OUT HUUURRRRRR
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKK
>>67520753
Cavs V Spurs ratings have been horrible each of their 3 matchups. Casual fans barely know who Kawhi is (I mean fucking hell you can't even spell his name right and you actually follow the sport)
>>67520770
Thanks homie
>>67520448
underrated post
>>67520753
but itd be bron v pop not bron v kawhi
>>67520697
HB committed the blunder of the centuray. Not commiting to the offer, and playing like shit in 2016. He will be lucky to get any kind of offer from the Warriors after this season.
>>67520659
>falling for the jew trap
It's a trap by Silver to make the Cavs "underdogs" again, their underdog tale sold so much merch last year and brought in tons of ratings, but the plan was for the Warriors to win all along
So they couldn't pull the trigger on Cleveland just yet
>>67520651
>Being an east coast babby
>>67520814
Now it's overrated
>>67520831
Wood bury
>blazers lead in the first 3 quarters
>get btfo on the 4th
I'm losing hope /sp/... Who can finally put the memeiors to rest?
>>67520831
The WNBA has some fine ass bitches
Can a Blazer please injure Green, Curry, Iggy, Ezieli, Livingston or Thompson?
Thanks
>>67520769
>depleted bench
>who is Matthew "Curry Stopper" Dellavedova
>who is Imam "hit a 3 and play some D" Shumpert
>who is Richard "Olympic bronze medalist" Jefferson
>who is Channing "Black Dirk" Frye
>who is Timofey "I could start for some teams (in the East)" Mozgov
CREEPY GLOVES FOR MY FEET
Anyone have a decent stream? The YT just got shut down and I'm not a fan of the TNT alternate angles
>>67520857
I got you senpai
Why does Tina Fey thinks shes funny?
>>67520831
would ravage anus tbqh
DAME
Anyone have the youtube link?
>warriors with literally 100% more free throw attempts than the blazers
another one of these games huh]
silver plz
Cmon Bogut, yuh fuckhead
w e t
>>67520899
streamandme.me
Lillard is putting on a clinic holy shit
>>67520899
Hi FBI
>booing a guy from oakland
>>67520883
She doesn't give a fuck whether or not she is, she's making bank.
how are there some people here that dont have cable tv?
>memeiors
>>67520879
>tnt alternative angles
Yea, WHY THE FUCK DO THEY DO THAT?!?
>Curry camera angle
ffs, the NBA is shameless
Did Bogut just block his own shot?
KEK BOGSHIT
who wants a slice?
cavsfag here, i actually think blazers are going to be contenders next season.
>its a Silver fixes the game where the Blazers lead the whole game til the end of the 4th quarter for ratings episode
THIS team is supposed to beat the Spurs in 7?
Kek Pop and co. sweep in 6
>>67520961
Damn that looks good
>>67520961
wat
>anon we dont care about some stupid game just pay for our food
finals post game 5
Curry da gawd
>>67520961
That does not look good
>>67520975
The Spurs are going to be on the golf course by next week.
>>67520961
me but wipe off dat thousand island dressing man
No way that wasn't out of bounds
no way that wasnt out of bounds
>>67520961
Are you gonna cook it?
THE FUCKING MADMAN!!!!
Feels good knowing the 1st unanimous MVP and greatest basketball player on earth is from Toronto
>>67521012
>>67521013
lol whoa
Curry was obviously out of bounds when he saved the ball
>>67521013
no way that wasn't out of bounds
no way that wasn't out of bounds
>>67520961
an indian clearly was looking for a loo and mistook your pizza for one.
>>67520961
>when your weight starts with a 400
>>67520961
Where's it from pham?
That is a perfect example of why the Warriors are by far the best team in the league. No other team can ever make a play like that.
>>67521013
>>67521012
you two should get married
These lebron kia commercials are cringe af
>>67521012
>>67521013
woah...dude...
no way that wasn't out of bounds
>>67520961
DESIGNATED
>>67521037
by letting refs cheat?
>>67520988
Damn, I used to date a girl like that. My bank account was never so empty
>>67521012
>>67521013
hivemind
except for the capital N, that triggers my autism
>>67520964
They need a frontcourt upgrade really badly. If they can get Whiteside or Ezeli they could be real legit next season.
For all the shit they got about offering Kanter a max contract, with him they probably win this series.
Curry is better than MJ. Debate me.
>>67521058
Why would you ever date an Asian
>>>67521012
>>>67521013
no way
>>67520961
>all that liquid
>>67521012
>>67521013
america better grammer confirmed
>>67521052
SHITTING
>>67521067
>stating the obvious
He's not better than LeBron though
>>67521043
>>67521041
not hard to do...
>>67521043
>>67521041
not hard to do...
>>67521062
They need a rim protector. Kanter is not that. Whiteside will let his ego control him if he leaves Miami.
Curry is nothing without screens desu
i'm about to be seasick from the TNT stream
Curry is nothing without screens desu
cheers for free (You)s la
>>67521080
STREETS
Reminder that Draymond already said that the Blazers don't stand a chance and the Warriors are ready to move on.
>>67521069
Young and Curious. I would still go for the nerdy type.
>>67521094
>>67521095
>le epic posting on the phone and the computer at the same time meme
It's easy to tell when somebody knows nothing about basketball when they say curry is nothing but a chucker
>>67521035
>starts with
uhh so you mean like 400,000?
if this post ends in 19 blazers win
>>67521096
Yeah but Kanter wouldn't have gotten blocked every single time he tried to score like Plumlee. With all the attention the Warriors give Lillard and CJ, Kanter could go for 25-30 points.
is ken mauer going to try to be a danny crawford?
are we gonna keep seeing this meme ref 10 years from now
>>67521120
So close
>>67521121
Kanter would get buckets, but that's not what Portland needs to take the next step
Someone send an enforcer to play rough with curry, hook his arm and slam him to the ground to break his shoulder
t. Barbosa.
>>67521120
you were so close
>>67521114
my favorite meme
>>67521114
my favorite meme
Why were they saying Curry has never missed a 3 pointer in the playoffs...they mean he hasn't had a game where he didn't make at least one...they worded it like retards
>>67521151
>American education
>>67521136
I didn't say they would win the title with Kanter, but I think they could have won this series since games 2 and 4 were extremely winnable for them.
>>67521151
You're dumb. They say that to make it sound even better than it is. It's to hype him up
>No one will never storm the court and take a lead pipe to currys legs
>It will never be be 2014 and lower when warriors were pretenders scrapping it out with cloppers in first round and getting blown out by spuds
Feels awful, this pancake batter nigga is ruining the league. NBA was better when Miami was on top and OKC was next in line
So is nobody going to mention the fact that the Warriors have been consistently wire-to-wire with the weakest Western Conference 5-seed of the last 15 years?
I would like Curry if his face wasn't so punchable. He reminds me of that kid who got away with bullshit in elementary school because he was cute looking and would never do anything bad.
the Bay areas is D I S R U P T I V E and so is OUR apehoop team
deal with it
>>67521174
>you will never stop being this mad
Gonna go drunk bike to 7-11
What should I get?
The Blazers are a Hassan Whiteside away from contending.
>>67521184
>t-they've been wire to wire!
>still playing the best basketball in the league
This is what anti-Warriors faggots are reduced to
>>67521201
a DUI
>>67521201
Rollers, like ten of em, and 1 gallon of iced tea
>>67521208
>still playing best basketball
If that was true they wouldn't have lost a game.
>>67521174
Ahahaha kys >>67521184
>>67521187
>>67521174
Nostalgia fags are so annoying
>>67521201
Marlboros and skittles
>>67521174
>NBA was better when Miami was on top and OKC was next in line
As much as I hate the Heatles, they didn't ruin the league.
>>67521205
Nah, literally no one in the West will be able to contend until Curry retires. Not even trying to meme, that's just how it is. Or maybe until they lose their bench or something
>>67521208
what?
If Warriors playthe same way against the Cavs/Thunder/Spurs then they are not winning the title. Blazers are a fun story this season but they are by no means an elite title contending team.
>>67521217
Rollers?
Crabbe is gonna get a $6+ million year offer in the offseason. So many average players gonna get paid this summer.
>>67521201
The bomb burrito
>>67521208
I'm saying it's the fucking Blazers, m8. The supposed GOAT 1-seed isn't supposed to play down to the level of a glorified lottery team.
>>67521170
>You're dumb.
Um no, sorry but that's you sweetie.
Nobody has as much heart as this blazers team. They were projected to be the 2nd worst team
Damian Niggard
>>67521242
https://www.7-eleven.com/Hungry/Hot/Taquitos/
>>67521246
Crabbe is solid. OKC would kill for him
>you now realize OKC might be NBA champs after the Blazers win in 7
krusty krabbe can suck my dick
>>67521261
and look at them now! a 3rd worst team in the NBA
>>67521201
Mocha ice coffee and a pirozhki
>>67521201
Zimmerman gonna kill you nigga
>>67521262
>le epic racist slur integrated in a player's name that is currently playing meme
MOMMA
Congrats to the Canada bros from a Cleveland fan. Seriously, you guys are the better team. I honestly would rather see a Heat/Cavs match up, but the Heat don't deserve it. Wade flops, ALOT. They played really dirty desu
>>67521238
You're right, which is why they won't play the same way against those teams. Good teams adjust to who they play each series as well as within the series.
Anti-Warriors faggots don't know the 3 exists as a staple in the NBA today.
It will sink any team built on physicality, i.e. Cleveland, OKC, San Antonio
I love Warriors detractors. So many fucking excuses.
>T-they aren't winning by enough!
>FUCKING REFBALL WAH
>F-f-fucking Silver and his c-cash cow!
>I-Illegal scweens!
Hilarious. I've been a fan of this team for so long and it gives me the biggest boner that we cause so much ass hurt. Please, keep the tears coming. And they will come for years on end as this team has no signs of regressing.
>>67521273
>supposed best team ever
>bragging that a team that gave them trouble is the 3rd worst team in the league
Lillard had Barbosa lookin like Kristi Yamaguchi out there
>Hilarious. I've been a fan of this team for so long and it gives me the biggest boner that we cause so much ass hurt. Please, keep the tears coming. And they will come for years on end as this team has no signs of regressing.
>>67521288
are you lost?
>>67521263
Shitskin?
Who the fuck here is actually from the Bay Area I'm fucking better than anyone who supports the warriors and isn't from the bay area lmfao eat my shit nerds
>>67521266
He's definitely better than Dion Waiters.
>OKC will retain Dion Waiters on $8 million a year
>Who the fuck here is actually from the Bay Area I'm fucking better than anyone who supports the warriors and isn't from the bay area lmfao eat my shit nerds
>e-sports
there's nothing wrong with competitive gaming, but calling it a sport is pure faggotry.
It just occurred to me that David Aldridge is black, what the fuck
>>67521325
>wanting to be from the Bay
>>67521325
Pleasanton reporting
Warriors/Raiders/A's/Cal all day
>>67521062
They'll get KD and booty-blast the league next year.
>>67521158
That's literally what they said though
>>67521174
Mad ass bitch
>>67521311
its not as funny as spurdoras
>>67521301
You do realize Cleveland set the playoff record for 3 pointers a couple games ago?
This thread is shit are all warriors game threads filled with this much garbage? Bring back the Canadians and heat fans least they talked about basketball
me. i work at the Googleplex, nigger
>>67521325
I am, reporting from the Bay in Greenville, South Carolina :)
>>67521325
650 reporting
>>67521338
holy shit just end it poorfag
>>67521325
SF here I stop supporting the warriors since last year
>>67521121
>Kanter could go for 25-30 points
only if Lillard or McCollum would deign leave the ball to somebody else
he probably wouldn't have the ball more than Westbrook and Durant let him have
>>67521301
>San Antonio
>Physicality
Jesus Christ, Warriors bandwagoners coming in here not knowing ANYTHING about basketball.
>>67521321
My family is as white as the Protestants in this. They are confused as to why I like basketball so much desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idLQ26P9dpQ
>>67521353
POO
>>67521340
>>67521353
Fuck yes im glad im not like all the subhuman non-bay area shitskins in this thread can we meet up and fuck
>>67521325
San Jose here, bitch
>Fuck yes im glad im not like all the subhuman non-bay area shitskins in this thread can we meet up and fuck
>>67521325
used to live in Antioch famalamm
>>67521348
this game is boring as fuck
>>67521371
Fuck yes me 2 san jose masterrace vato ese 408 represent homes
>>67521362
Where do you live though, those rollers things look like they are from texas or something.
Man I love watching McCollum play
>>67521348
warrior fans can't talk about basketball they've only watched it for 3 months
>>67521367
Hmu bby
Catch me in my DMs
>>67521385
role players don't really count when it comes to the curse
>>67521352
CUUUUHHHHHLLEEEETTTTUUUUSSSSS GEEEEYYYUUUTTT OUUUUTTTTT HHHIIIYYYYAAAAHHHHH MYAH TUMMAY'S RUMBULAN WE HUUU NEED TA STOP BYE WAAALMAART "ND GIT SUM GRITZZZ
>>67521399
>liking a wannabe bitch mode Curry lite
>>67521385
>activate it
>>67521385
Yeah not mo's most intelligent move what with the curse and all :/
>>67521397
MD. I assume they are in every 7-11
>unanimous mvp and “the greatest team ever” getting blown the fuck out by a blazers team that wasn't suppose to make the playoffs, at home
EXPOSED
>>67521325
Campbell in the hooussseeeeee
>>67521367
I think I'm the only East Bay here.
And yeah, fuck the bandwagon. I had to sit through the late 90s and early 2000s while the shitskins wagonned the Kongs and Fakers in that span.
>>67521374
why'd you leave are u a bitch or smthn
>>67521348
You obviously weren't in that thread
>>67521426
Hm maybe im trippin, never seen em in PA
>>67521417
too bad i'm a lightskin non-hick with parents from new york and i don't even have a distinct accent
thank god i dodged the redneck virus
mfw being a left leaning person in the bible belt
i have no fuckin face
>NBA Cares
Yeah, nah, I'm not buying that for a second. (Nice try, though.)
>>67521434
i go to a gym in campbell
>>67521439
HAHAH YEAH FUCKING SHITSKINS NEED TO STOP FOLLOWING MY TEAM BTW IM PURE WHITE IM NOT BROWN I SWEAR
>>67521439
I'm from concord, moved to San Mateo when I got money
What town bayfam?
>>67521325
/sanjose/ reporting senpai
>>67521427
Yeah, some great team they are.
>>67521325
East bay, fuck the rest
>>67521426
The 7-11s around me has them and the hot dogs behind the counter now. Just seems incredibly inefficient for a minor prevention of customers messing around.
My post about being from the Bay Area was ironic and all these faggots are actually replying to it holy shit.
>>67521442
Antioch a shithole bruh
>>67521325
I'm from little Mexico, ese.
>>67521371
Which is better, iguanas or la vics san jose bro?
Who is going to be the dumbass team that's going to give Barnes the max?
it honestly looks like livingston can have that shot any time he wants.
can he ever become more than just a really good role player?
I'm not getting many (You)s today, FeelsBadMan :(
>>67521012
>>67521013
fake and gay they set it up on steam
Guys. I got it. The Blazers need rim protection and front-court scoring. OKC needs a third ball handler so that KD and Westbrook don't have to run the whole offense. Since Ibaka has been all but phased out by Donovan, what if an Ibaka for McCollum trade happened?
>>67521454
Pleasanton, Amador Valley '14 btw, currently at Berkeley nigga
>>67521476
Monument blvd?
I don't get why Warriors fans hate Barnes. I really don't.
I had the quesalupa for the first time today and it was better than I expected
>>67521477
La Vics
not the guy you replied to tho.
>>67521479
the rockets to put pressure on the warriors in the the chase for durant
>>67521484
just pm'ed you.
>>67521474
>burger king
looks about right lol
Westbrook is gonna make curry his bitch
>>67521464
Beast Bay is Best Bay.
>>67521479
Lakers
They expect big free agents but KD is literally the only big one this offseason. He's not going to a bad team so the Lakers will throw money at every mediocre player they can.
>>67521495
I was surprised how good it was when I got it
>>67520665
>Steak and Lube
>>67521470
They are the perfect drunk food in my opinion. Easy to hold and eat
>>67521495
how fucking drunk are you holy shit can you at least reply properly
>>67521493
Because he isn't a cocky faggot like his teammates
Just faced a blunt, sheit
>>67521484
here
>>67520665
>CUK
>>67521507
westbrook retired, i think you're thinking of kobr
>>67521474
Oakland niggers straight up coming here like flies, gentrification is pushing them out and actually making Oakland less of a fucking nigger-infested shithole.
>fremont
>ftown
>themont
>teslacity
who out here with me??
>>67521507
They'll put Thompson or Iggy on Westbrook and Draymond or Barnes or Iggy on KD. Curry will guard Roberson kek
>>67521512
all that shit needed was some bacon
>>67521325
I went to SFSU
>>67521479
76ers. They'll sign Dwight Howard, Harrison Barnes, and trade for Eric Bledsoe. Draft Ben Simmons and trade Jahlil Okafor to Boston. They'll go right back to 6-8 seed mediocrity.
>>67521493
>>67521520
Because he pretty much sucks this year. Like, a lot.
>>67521538
Fuck off pajeet
>>67521498
I prefer iguanas burrito with la vics sauce. Whats your favorite san jose restaurant senpai? The Craftsmen was so fucking dank before it closed but they are gonna open soon somewhere else. Also piedmont 12'
>>67521543
>lives in California
>doesn't go to UC, UCLA, Stanford, or Cal Tech
Jesus m7
>>67521540
I think I got chicken? I got it in like March. It was good tho. Would get again if I wasn't trying to lose weight
My nerdy ass roommate whos indian-american and literally works for Google is watching warriors games now how do i fuck him up
>>67521543
>SFSU
Did you see that shit where the Jew got caught with dreads by the nigger diversity officer? Shit was hilarious. These crazies are all over Berkeley. Fuck my life. STEM > all
>>67521551
i'm not asian, afghani, or indian. a rare breed out here desu.
>>67521507
I really want to see a fight this series. Preferably Adams and Green. Funnier if it's pussy ass Curry trying to fight Westbrook
>>67521567
Shit in a toilet
>>67521538
Its either pajeets or heroin methed out addicts. I beat the fuck out of a fremont citizen for stealing my phome at work and nearly blinded him. He started convulsing and everything it was gnar
>>67521538
POO
>>67521534
Based section 8 housing
>>67521567
break his ankles
>>67521507
HAHA WESTBROOK WITH ANOTHER CLUTCH 30% SHOOTING PERFORMANCE AND HIS SIGNATURE LAZY OVERRATED DEFENSE. Leading going into the 4th quarter and then loses by 15 lmaoooo Curry worked him for 33 points almost shooting 50% how is Westbrook better again?
>>67521568
>went to uc davis
>majored in english
>literally no jobs after grad
>pursuing JD instead of getting a job right of school.
you're not wrong. wish i didn't suck at math so much.
>>67521567
Tell him you support the Clappers.
>>67521591
>tfw no methed out hokies where I live
Closest I got was a crackhead asking me for a cig and we had a nice little conversation
Fuck warriors fans that was a fucking foul
Hands have to be up nigger
GREEN ONCE AGAIN ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING EVERY OTHER PLAYER GETS PUNISHED FOR FUCK THIS FUCKING APE
>>67521558
I fuckin love indian food so i go to Shan idt youve heard of it I also go to La Vics on the reg, also Taquiera San Jose is DANK AS FUCK best fast mexican food ive had
707 northbay here fuck the rest
>>67521616
CAN'T OUTWIT DRAYBOON.
>>67521584
You know its gonna be Bogut v Adams in an Oceania brawl
>>67521603
I'm a Soph so I'm not there yet.
Good luck though based Aggie anon. At least you didn't go South.
>>67521616
What did he do to warrant more than a common foul there?
>>67521591
i'm being dead honest here when i say i have no idea about any drug issues in fremont.
wouldn't surprise me, but the worst i saw was a bunch of viets getting caught up with ecstasy.
BANK IS FUCKING OPEN
>Draymond not "chimping out" after being roughed a bit by Al-Farouq
Eh, seems like an okay guy to me. Why does he have this bad reputation?
Aminu sold his soul to the devil
Jesus if DeMarcus Cousins or Rasheed Wallace or any of the other infamous hotheads acted like Draymond they'd rack up Ts at a historic level.
Draymon fucking berates refs and they take it. Wtf.
What's this nigga on?
THE CHIEF
>>67520831
LOCKER ROOM
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>>67521646
Because 9/10 times he goes full blown Ferguson Riots Chimpout level
>>67521635
Slamming down the basketball like an ape. If Cousins would have done that, he wouldn't been t'd up.
>>67520831
is this curry wtf
>blazers 2/1 up 10
oh man
>LITERALLY GAVE IT TO HARKLESS
>>67521559
prob could have gotten into UCLA if I tried harder. Shit I should have applied to any UC but settled with State universities because I didn't try that hard in junior college
study hard bros this shit is embarrassing
HOW COULD YOU BE SO HARKLESS
>>67521617
Ive never eaten indian food besides falafels if that even counts. What do i even order and where is it? And youre right so many countless good mexican spots in SJ. I like super taqueria and you should check out los cantinas in that shopping center in evergreen off runy and aborn
lillard has kept them in every games and he's really good but the kid is just an outright chucker through and through.
I hope the Blazers can win one, but Curry might come in and ruin everthing
>Shut yo bitch ass up
>>67521650
No one will ever break Sheeds record
>317 total techs
>40 in a single season
>>67521661
Its playoff basketball so the refs are more lenient.
>>67521673
what you gonna major in
im going to some shitty state school (washington state university) cuz i didnt try in my high school
am i fucked
>Shut your bitch ass up
What did Green mean by this?
>>67521644
Its normally the white boys in fremont actually. Met a fremontian who was 18 years old and had been addicted to meth for 2 years
>trying to compare Curry's historic game to Lillard's play
kek
>Blazers sweepeing the halftime series 4-1
Holy shit Warriors literally on suicide watch
i'm downvoting all the comments in the /r/nba game thread and they are getting so mad hahaha
>>67521692
No, Green and Curry are the only players in the league allowed to get away with shit like that.
lillard wasn't even in the shooting motion what the fuck
oh nvm just bonus shots
>>67521678
You should have this place by Golfland Sunnyvale called Chelokababi they give dope ass butter rice and kebabs and shit id highly reccomend
just order chicken tikka masala and naan, its good drunk food.
i went to super taqueira with my bros last month it was fuckin great i want mexican now
I love green as a player and his attitude. I hope he has a signature chimpout just for the hell of it
>>67521678
lol falafel isn't indian food so no it doesnt count. the classic first indian dish is probably chicken tikka masala with garlic naan and a mango lassi to drink. its very good
>>67521712
Why don't you stay there
>>67521690
Draymond wouldn't make it 5 mins a game in that erea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in-W5OuCmS4
>>67521709
Salty Ed Davis is salty.
Legit terrible shooting from the Warriors. Just missing open layups, free throws, everything.
>>67521693
What are you majoring in
fuck i fell asleep and missed raptor domination, was it glorious Canada bros? dwade about to retire lol
>>67521650
Cousins deserves way more technical fouls than he actually gets
>>67521693
>Klay's alma mater
Not bad desu, at least you didn't go to ASU.
>“Greatest team ever”
>losing at home to the whozers
>>67521728
why would i? it mostly sucks there but it is entertaining to bait them and find ways to make them throw fits
anyone want to explain to me why everyone from the Bay Area is obsessed with steph currys daughter? She's not cute and she's not fucking funny at all
>>67521738
doing Pre-Physician Assistant.
So basically like Pre-Med but with only 2 years of post grad
TEED UP
ANOTHER TECHNICAL HOLY FUCK.
I don't care that he's a really great player, Draymond Green is a fucking nigger
Lol even the commentator was surprised they gave green a tech.
>Technical foul. On Green??
>anyone on the Blazers makes a 3
>"nice three pointer for Portland..."
>curry or clay makes a 3
"OHHHHH MYHHHH GOD WOW HOLY COW OMG THEYRE THE BEST EVER!!!"
e dindu nufon
>>67521756
sounds like everyone from the bay area
Oh look Dray is chimping out again
>>67521749
Yeah Klay went here but its fucking funny cuz no one talks about klay here at WSU.
>ASU
America's Safety University is ASU's nickname.
I have a fucking 2050 SAT score but my GPA was so bad I went to WSU for the great financial aid they gave me
>>67521693
If it's not too late just go to junior college. it's high school 2.0. basically a second chance. The only thing is it's really easy to get sucked into a bubble there and just never leave.
I'm majoring in Management but have no idea if it's a good idea...
>>67521756
People feel obligated to say every single child is cute. She's not cute in the slightest but it goes against social norms to say a child that age is "ugly"
Not watching, who's winning
Plumlee can't even post up Iguodala. What kind of big man is that?
>>67521777
wew
that play is almost always an illegal screen, the timing to pull that play off legally is almost impossible
How many timeout in one game?
Drayboon lookin like his check didnt clear
Stock in bananas is crashing
>>67521791
Memeblazers.
>>67521760
>tfw if I get a job with my degree I'll never make as much money as you
Good on you man
>>67521787
nah i wouldnt go to to Community college cuz id become too lazy
>Management
wtf is that
>>67521756
I'm not tho, and nothing wrong with a kid loving life, let her be happy desu.
inb4kyscuck
>>67521791
the warriors are up by 22, its pretty embarrassing
>>67521690
>40 in a single season
kek I forgot they had to change the rules about how many techs you can get before a suspension solely because of him
This game doesnt matter. Even if the dream of the nineties wins they cant do it 2x in a row more.
>>67521772
What? What game are you watching? They are going crazy over Dame's 3s.
Come on, Warriors, you can't even get the referees to go your way at home?
>>67521717
>>67521723
Hmm Ill actually check it out tomorrow anon and ill order whichever of those two looks tastier when i see pics of it there. I frequent the cupertino 24hr fitness so ill actually be close. Do you smoke the herbal jew? Whats your dispensary of choice?
>>67521810
dont ask me it just seemed like a good idea at the time
im like 66% sure im joining the military after college
>>67521787
>no idea what I'm doing
>giving out advice
>>67521807
what degree you have senpai
>>67521783
did you guys chant USA when their flags guys would run around at footballl games?
>>67521810
I worked my ass off to get into Berkeley, I did, I still love the damn school, but holy shit my social life is shit because I'm not a commie.
>>67521820
Yeah but if they win it means at least one more shot at injuring someone important on the Warriors
it's fucking scary how calm and undisturbed curry looks when on the bench
like he is in some sort of hypnosis or meditation, very serene and tranquil
I want to do vile things to Currys hot chub wife
WCF
Wesbrook < Curry
Roberson <<< Klay
Durant > Barnes
Ibaka << Green
Adams = Bogut
T Bench <<<< W bench
Donovan <<< Kerr
Yikes
>Curry can't into memes
Is it over?
>>67521830
what are your college options after joining the military? job options after military?
I think the Draymond is the only player in NBA history who could trigger both reddit AND 4chan. That's why I love him.
>>67521803
way too much
each team have like 3 or 4 20 seconds timeouts in a 5 minutes overtime FFS
Is Lillard a championship level player? Will he ever win one?
>>67521832
Secondary English education because I know a lot about education because my mom's a teacher and I like literature and shit
Pretty sure I'll get my masters in administration and become a principle or if I'm lucky I could be a superintendent but those are lofty goals
>>67521820
Is dream of the 90s a reference to Portlandia or were they just referencing something else?
>>67521851
He was 0-9 to start last game fampai
>>67521854
have an upvote
>>67521828
order "koobideh moorgh" man
>smoke the herbal jew
>dispensary of choice
I actually don't cuz i work at a hospital so they test me and shit
>>67521849
>Donovan <<< Kerr
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>67521854
hes just proof 4chan is reddit now
real 4chan loves dray
score?
>>67521873
I prefer gold desu
CRABBED.
>>67521852
I knew a dude at community college who did 4 years in the air force and the government was paying for him to go to college
Why do the Warriors look like such shit against the Blazers. Even in the games they won they looked like the inferior team up until the 4th quarter where they suddenly switched roles. It doesn't make any goddamned sense.
>>67521828
(i gave the indian suggestion)
i'm not in cali anymore but when i went to college in LA my favorite strain was probably white widow. hopefully going to get a job somewhere soon so i can afford to start again.
even if you don't go tomorrow, you should make it a point to go to an indian restaurant at some point. its very unique and it's really rare to not love it
>>67521833
Yeah we do that often, this school is patriotic as shit so i like it desu
>>67521838
AHAHA all my friends that go to berkeley (two of my bestest of best friends do) and they say people are mind numbingly nerdy there, and that people get upset easily
>>67521892
Cause the blazers are pretty much a younger version of them
+1 tbqhwyf
>>67521880
Dray's my favorite.
Guy has the best heart I've ever seen in my 20 years as a Dubs fan. Not even J-Rich or young Gilbert compares.
>>67521756
white guilt liberals who don't want to look racist
>>67521892
memechucking cancels itself out
>>67521892
Blazers play small ball and shoot a lot of memes like they do.
>>67521890
>>67521863
wtf this plan is hella nice, i hope you become a principle. they get paid BANK. get a Masters of admin, you can make like 200K after working for a while in a school district
>>67521852
sell my soul there for 20 years and get paid half the salary I earned for the rest of my life after
>>67521880
>real 4chan loves dray
Speak for yourself spear chucker
>>67521890
officer candidate program
>>67521874
Right on mate. Are you from san jose? Im assuming youre a pajeet who lives in a pajeet area like evergreen or north san jose
>goal of the entire sport is to literally chuck the ball into a basket
>people say "chuck" as a negative adjective
>people call long range "chucking" memeing and chucking at the same time
wew
>>67521906
muh heart
>>>/ncaa/
>>67521922
name one legitimate reason why you hate draymond and like sheed without contradicting your self or memeing
pro tip you cant you reddit fuck
>>67521859
>Warriors win 1975 title
>Blazers win 1977 title
>Warriors win 2005 title
Blazers winning it all next year family
Is there a bigger studio gangster in the NBA then Draymond?
80s and 90s enforcers would have shit all over him
>>67521900
That's basically every UC school in a nutshell desu. Entitled Californians for days.
Funny thing is, I don't fucking care about the shit that goes on campus, I just like learning stuff for what they are. I had to take a fucking social justice and diversity class in Fall 2014 though. Fuck it was White Guilt 101.
My friends all go to Davis.
BAHAHAHAHAAH FESTUS FOR THE RESTUS
>al farouq
Is he a sandy?
>>67521945
based conor mcgregor
>>67521939
hi carmelo
>>67521926
I want to move to Cali, preferably San Diego, but San Fran works too. Are houses 15-20 mins out cheap enough? Like 3-5 hundred grand?
>>67521756
She carries the forever GSW dynasty in her
>>67521926
Yeah I'm a pajeet as fuck, I live in Saratoga actually, near west san jose
Where do you live? You grow up here and shit?
>>67521917
Ya I'm pretty sure I'll get a job in moco that pays teachers bank but principals have a real high stress job
Anyway hope u do well in yr premed shit Dawg I know that's really high stress too. I have one friend who's doing pre med and just never has time to do anything really
>>67521924
What is this
>>67521866
Yes
>>67521954
He's a pirate
>>67521922
yeah, you can go right back over to reddit.
>>67521897
Thats chill. GSC strains are whats in here right now. Yeah ive never really had indian food at all so i have no clue.
>>67521959
more like 6 grand for a 2 bedroom
>>67521954
He's from Nigeria
He wuz actually a king
>>67521952
kek that sounds pretty awful but DO NOT worry my friend, they have all that white guilt crap in my school as well in washington, youre not a lone
>>67521945
Shut up leprechaun nigger
>>67521954
he's the captain now
Who is going to win this game?
>>67521951
Draymond is just a jock. No tats, no fake ass rap career.
He just lives to play and is really intense
>>67521945
Who said I like Sheed?
Also Draymond gets treated like a fucking baby by the refs. This tech he got this game could be called on him every game. Other players don't get the same treatment as him, despite his antics being worse. Also he's a cocky faggot, hell he basically said after the game 4 win that the Blazers should just fuck off because they aren't going to win the series.
>>67521959
I live about 45 minutes out and houses go for around 500-600k. Though I guess if you move east into the valley it might get down to that price.
>>67521981
Per month?
>>67521959
Try adding a 1 in front of those. Bay area housing isn't cheap. Also if you do something in tech you'd be better off renting and just saving up so you can buy said million dollar homes. I mean the cheapest I've seen south of the city goes for no less than the high 700s
>>67521994
a meme
>>67521949
That'd be p dope. I wouldn't mind that t b h. They need some vets that can actually play though.
>that final replay
>Dame smacked Klay on the arm
Wasn't that a foul on Dame
>>67521994
blazers
>>67521973
How do you know redddit likes Draymond? Why don't you stay there when you browse your Warriors hugbox subredddit you fucking stupid faggot.
>halftime
>12:05 am EST
This is getting ridiculous
>>67522000
oh wow draymond said something thats true wahhh i hate him
>you right now
>>67522022
>being a wagecuck
>>67522022
>wagecucks
>>67521994
blazers until the 4q, then the memes will kick it up a notch
>Lillard hits Klay on the arm
>no foul called
meanwhile
>warriors breathe on Lillard
>he flops
>two free throws
THIS WHOLE FUCKING SERIES
>>67522023
>cheering for the donkey from shrek
come on ireland
just think, in the time after your death, you will be read the time spent doing everything in your life and shitposting on /sp/ would be the most time consuming activity next to sleeping, how does this make you feel?
>>67522022
Then move to the west coast
>>67522000
He's probably right about the Blazers not winning the series though. Nice trips though.
>>67522019
I don't even browse Reddit, lol
But I can imagine the Warriors Subreddit to be cancer.
>>67522000
Jesus, can you write my 3 paragraph paper that's due tomorrow? I would but I'm too busy watching this game.
>>67522043
It won't though. Fucking your mom would be
>>67522001
How about Compton? I would blend in, and I heard the crime is waaaaay down from the early 90's
>Tfw found a home on Coronada for fucking cheap
http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/condo,apartment_duplex_type/70598380_zpid/140263-280526_price/498-996_mp/any_days/32.852768,-116.89333,32.595998,-117.33965_rect/11_zm/
>>67522019
reddit doesn't like draymond because it's full of SJWs that are triggered by his homophobic comments and physical play. you don't even need to go there to know this
>>67521959
>San Fran
>15-20 mins out
>3-5 hundred grand
OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
Oh boy, you are in for a RUDE awakening, bro!
>>67522043
>you will be read the time spent doing everything in your life and shitposting on /sp/ would be the most time consuming activity next to sleeping
?????????? what?
>>67522000
>said the Blazers should just fuck off because they aren't going to win the series
based
>>67522040
already revving up the excuse train huh?
Id love to say I expect more from GS fans but I don't.
>>67522040
Quit crying refs will wake up in the 4th
>>67521962
Forsure lol saratoga is pretty pajeet and its also very nice. But yeah born in east san jose, went to saint francis and then piedmont cause poor parents. Once i finish school i wanna move to cupertino or san mateo.
>>67522022
>not living on the best coast
also how come they never have nba games during the afternoon on weekdays shit would be mad comfy to go to
>>67522043
at least it wasn't world of warcraft
>>67522022
Go West Young Man, we might be cucked politically, but everything else is fine if you can afford it m8
>>67522023
Keep being contrarian potato faggot. Draymond is coddled baby and he's Silver's pet negroid
>>67522043
Wouldn't have it any other way. Also switch shitposting and sleeping senpai.
![Rich-Businessman-Lighting-Cigar-With-100-Dollar-Bill-Shutterstock[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/21qkUtN.jpg "Rich-Businessman-Lighting-Cigar-With-100-Dollar-Bill-Shutterstock[1]")
>>67522022
>he's not a daytrader making 300K with a math degree
>>67522068
>enabling neets
One for da land already?
>>67522052
>3 paragraph paper
Are you 12?
Dang plum is a crafty passer
Hasn't he been averaging a crazy number of assists this postseason
>>67521959
Lol youre fucked. Also Bay Area is comfy but San Diego is ny dar the best place to live in cali
Based Shaw believes in the Blazers
>>67522088
so new........so fresh
welcome to spee new friend
>>67522067
the fuck saint francis is a rich as fuck private school, how'd you go from St francis to piedmont?
>cupertino or san mateo
well Cupertino is a lot more expensive but its also a lot safer, i basically went to high school there
Both cities are asian as fuck tho, both with chang and pajeet
Obvious game 6 is Obvious .
Houses seem MUCH cheaper too
>>67522022
Fuck off to Facebook normie
>>67522043
absolutely based
>>67522022
well its a west coast game
>>67522043
I still find time for yer mum m8
I'm getting sick of this "suck for three quarters" game the Warriors are playing. I know they're going to win eventually, just fucking finish them off already. Why do they gotta fuck around so much?
>>67521959
Currently live in Walnut Creek, which is about 25-30 min away. If that's your price range, don't even think about moving here
>Halftime Report
They're just shooting the shit with one another, watching old clips and making fun of each other. God, how good it would be to be paid for that shit.
>>67520665
>the sheer amount of memes in that pic
It's overload man
>>67520981
>>67520961
Good God guys get some class you absolute peasants.
That pie is an abomination, and an insult to food in general.
