BLUES @ STARS / ROUND 2 / GAME 7
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GOLD-STANDARD HOCKEY
Current score: 2-0
The Blues have made it legitimate after an initial goal was called offsides.
Will the Stars lay down and take it, or achieve a comeback in the second period?
(Gold-Standard Hockey™ is sponsored by Trumpgen.)
le first xD
3-0 now!
How long untill the stadium is empty
Dallas are finnished
>finns
>not choking
pick one and one only
I can only get so erect, St. Louis.
Can't believe the stars have 10 million locked up in the dumpster fire they call goaltending. Totally undermines their cup hopes for the next several years.
>>67516811
:DDDDD
>finnish goaltending
Should have been pulled after the offside goal.
How do you want your goaltending, anon?
>>67516830
>Falling for Finnish goaltending
>TWICE
All hope is gone
What is this autistic "man's" name?
>trusting Finnish goaltending
>Stors
>Jim Nill
>K4ri Let 'em in
>FINNISH GO4LTENDING
>D4llas """"""fans"""""
>>67516868
Just Finn my shit up senpai
So Let3in is done right?
What tactic is this?
dallas will surely switch goalies
>theyre both finns
holy fuck, fire the management
I don't give a fuck about the Bloos but my dick turns into diamonds anytime I see Fabbri
>TWO
>FINNISH
>GOALTENDERS
Triples and Stars win 5-4
The current Dallas logo and Jersey is horrendous
>>67516954
you could say he's FINNISHED.
>>67516997
So close yet so far Starfag.
just like your playoffs
>>67517013
Kek
>>67517006
Agree, the old one was way better
>>67517006
dallas has never had a good jersey
Anyone know what happened to that one guy from yesterday's game when the Pongs got bored with hockey and started throwing pucks at the fans?
>>67517006
I-I like it desu
ded?
If only Seguin was there
>>67517136
The old thread hasn't reached limit yet
>>67517006
They're not bad. They did that same minimalist "classic" rebrand thing Tampa and Carolina did.
>>67517048
This and the previous set (the one they brought from Minnesota) were their best
It's been all downhill since, but at least the current one isn't just the "DALLAS" script, or worse, the Mooterus
>>67517161
too bad the shade of green they chose is so garish
>>67517161
carolina is the worst sports logo in sports.
r8 my new york rangers gf
>>67517223
>nose ring
disgusting
35th for Dallass can't handle the Bloos and can't even handle the banter
what would happen if Texas declared war on Finland? who would win?
>>67517208
You clearly don't know about the Tides' rebrand. it makes me irrationally upset. The old swooping T was so nice.
>>67516689
if both teams could somehow lose that would be the best outcome. but seeing how one has to advance : fuck the stars.
>>67517223
is that a tranny?
that has to have a penis, no way it's a natural born female.
Even streamer can't watch this anymore and switched to football
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/JTvLFrQy4Kb
>>67517223
>mfw ill never have a qt 3.14 rags gf.
>>67517251
Classic offense vs defense.
Finland: Nation of military service focusing on having an elite defense against infiltration
Texas: a state 75% composed of people who have successfully crossed national borders illegally
what song is that
NEED NEW STREAM ASAP
>>67517223
>that tiny wooden shitbox neighborhood
Poor white trash confirmed
>>67516899
underrated post
why did the stars even bother coming out? this shit is over
>>67517433
The stars did, but none of their fans are still here.
>>67517223
She screams SJW and Bernie Sanders supporter. 5/10
How fucking sad is it that this game is THAT important to Blues fans and Stars haters? Damn your real lives must be empty and pathetic.
Deuces, Im out, successful Dallas residents dont have time for petty meaningless hockey games.
>>67517006
Why do the Mavs and Stars use that same shade of disgusting green?
>stream switched to football and sharks-preds is not even tonight
time to sleep
>>67517161
Carolina's are awful; they could have at least kept the numbering from the old jerseys
>>67517197
It's like they ceded the good shades of green to Minnesota
This game is over...
Welp, no use wasting a perfectly good thread
OFFICIAL "SELECT ALL" CAPTCHAS POWERRANKINGS
1. Grass
2. Oceans and bodies of water
3. Pickup trucks
4. Waterfalls
5. Commercial trucks
6. Rivers
6. Cars/automobiles
91. Dining rooms
901. Auditoriums
9001. Food
90001. Street signs
9000001. Store fronts
9000000001. Select all "X" and they disappear and a new one takes its place
>>67517458
You clearly know nothing of the note
Good luck Niemi.
HOW MANY OPEN NETS DO YOU FAGGOTS NEED?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL
HAHAHAKEKEKE
Give me a stream to the game faggots I'm traveling!
>>67517466
>he doesn't use legacy captcha
for what purpose.
>dallas unironically believed a tandem of >finnish goaltending would work
KEK
You guys don't have to be such assholes.
Dallas had a great season and will only get better as time goes on.
That toe save. Holy shit.
How fast can one city go from claiming to care about hockey while not actually caring to caring while claiming not to?
>>67517433
Stors being embarrassed
>dallas
>in charge of putting a puck in an empty net
these nbc commentators are so fucking awful, holy fucking shit how the fuck do americans listen to these retards nightly?
>>67517508
Because it becomes unsolvable after itime
>>67517513
>m-my team had a great season
>p-please don't banter us
wewlad
>>67517511
>Dallas
>Knowing anything about hockey
Come on bud.
I hope Benns skate blade runs right across Elliots neck
>will the winner of this team play for the Stanley Cup against pic related?
>>67517526
turn them off and pop on the hawkwind
>>67517466
Solid list, just had the grass one
>>67517501
r/nhlstreams
>a serpent's tounge
Guys I'm trying to lose weight but I drink about 700ml of vodka a night
What should I do?
vlc stream url pls?
thanks
SCCCAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!
>finnish goaltending
It's ogre
B A C K E S
A
C
K
E
S
>Finnish "goaltending"
LIKE A SERPENT'S TOUNGE
>ST4RS
TIPTOPFUCKINGKEK
GET KEKED
LMAO
reminder that it's costing the stars more than $10 miliion for >finnish goaltending
Oh wow
>New goaltender
>same nationality
>same result
>>67517513
>shitty defense and finnish goaltending
How are either of these supposed to get better with age?
4 FUCKING GOALS
Dallas would have swept this series is Seguin played you dumb fucking cunts.
>Finnished Goaltending
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHA
AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
this is just getting sad
>sturrs
>finnish goalering
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>67517521
however long it took lehtonen to let in 3 goals.
>leht3in
>niem1
W E W
E
W
>top scoring team in regular season
>weighted down with so much spaghetti in game7 they literally missed their third open net of the game
dear lord what a joke of a team
wheres that "who can stop us" faggot? who woulda guessed the answer would be to give them the whole net to shoot at
>IT WAS 0-0
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>D4LL4S
>ST4RS
>NI4MI
>Finnish Goaltending
>sarts
Change goalies, they said. It'll help they said.
scaaaaaaar Dallas btfo
BAD HOCKEY TEAM DESU
OH LORDY WE BLOWOUT NOW
ABSOLUTELY
BTFO
T
F
O
Blose could end up beating all of the Reddit teams of the western conference if they get San Jose next round
BEE TEE EFF OH
oh am i laffin
>FINNISH GOALTENDING
i still believe
every goal they say is a stoppable puck
Remember when Dallas thought they had a chance?
the WCF could be Blues vs Sharks
would the series ever end? which team would choke first?
They should just pull goalie at this point, it would be more effective
Feeling bad for the Stars right now, but obviously they're not playing good enough. Can't blame the goaltender for this shit.
Is this Dallas 2016 or Rio 2014?
>>67517602
We know ALL bout these 2 goalies
>>67517466
I'm a limo man myself
as soon as you see a limo you can just select the other limos, helpful on mobile
>>67517593
El em ay oh maybe if he was in net
Did they just play Graham Coxon in that arena? Most random song I've ever heard in a hockey arena.
Dallas absolutely memed
>the goaltending of finland
Want to borrow a goaltender? Jake Allen is free for the next 35 mins.
>>67517653
it is bro
>finnish goal tending
>>67517660
>Can't blame the goaltender for this shit.
LOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
PUT IT TO AN AREA
U
T
I
T
T
O
A
N
A
R
E
A
Baby Benn just got absolutely BTFO
>starting and backup goaltenders are finnish
you're just asking to lose
>BinGT
an eerie silence in Dallas
>>67517660
>29 other teams fan bases knew this was going to happen
>stars fans STILL think they can come back in this game
hahahahahha
shit team
shit coaching
shit system
shit finnish goaltending
shit fans
It seems like Dallas should just pull their goalie for the extra man now. It's not like he's doing anything back there anyways.
>having two finnish goaltenders
Stars are beyond fucked
Hold up /sp/
The fucking tards that stand up, turn around, and wave at the TV cameras every time i passes near them.
We all hate them right?
That's not just me? Like how much of a prick do you have to be to obsess over getting 3 pixels of your face on TV?
C-Can we restart the game?
>>67517593
That's what they get for rushing him back. Notice how Tampa didn't rush their guys and they're in the ECF?
>entering the playoffs with a goalie from Finland
>entering the playoffs with TWO goalies from Finland
Between this ass whipping and Spurs about to choke harder then the sharks, texas must be on a collective suicide watch.
HE WEDGES IT OUT
BUT IT'S PICKED OFF AT THE BLUE LINE
HE SHOVELS IT AHEAD
AND HE FLEXES IT ON THROUGH
>well doc we're really seeing a show down here tonight
>the bench is just electric
>back up to you
THANKS PIERRE, WHAT'S THIS?
THIS COULD BE AN ODD MAN RUSH
IT IS
HE WINDS IT UP!
AND LETS OF AN ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT!
...
IT HITS THE PIPE!!!!
IT HIT THE PIPE!!!
OHHH A RISING SHOT BUT
IT
WOULD
NOT
GO
>>67517691
Dallas should just roll 6 forwards. They're bound to score that way
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>>67517691
When your team's selling point is a high powered offense and they aren't getting a god damned thing done what's there to say? They looked fucking pathetic in the first, now they look like they're trying but that's not good enough. Too little too late.
>That Bronx cheer for Ni3mi.
someone got vlc stream?
>>67517691
>Can't blame the goalies
Blame the owner and coach for paying these yokels who pretend to be goalies
Imagine if fluke injuries(Seguin) and refpuck didnt exist, the Stars would have swept this series a week ago.
>Pull goalie
>Play 6 on 5 for almost 2 periods
>???
>Profit?
>Dull-ass
>Equine athlete
Niemi is a Sharks sleeper agent
>>67517656
blues, then the sharks choke in the final
>>67517466
What about mountains or trees? Sometimes trees or flowers confuse me because maybe there's a little one in the background
>>67517466
Moar of high-test female por favor
finnish goalers make me feel like i, at the age of 29, could still make it as a professional in the nhl
and i thank them for that
tHE mEmE FACE OF tHE d4LL4S sT4RS
>>67517660
>Dallas hockey knowledge
Is the arena empty yet?
>>67517728
kek
lel
1 shot
1 goal
1 gay binn
STRONG FOREPLAY
Edzo, give Hitch the keys to the bus
>>67517777
Mexicunts BTFO
Just like Lord Emperor Trump Daddy will do to all of you wall builders
>>67517727
Moron, Dallas has a broship with OKC since we are so close together, my Thunder are headed to the next round and my Cowboys just won the draft of a lifetime
>>67517751
Of all of the beverages you could have to drink, why tea?
So um the devil is a Blues fan >>67517666
>>67517466
Is that a tampon on the floor next to the mirror?
>>67517728
>HE FIRES IT IN KITTY CORNER AND IT'S A RACE TO THE PUCK
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
>two finnish goalies in the playoffs
how did this team get here?
HEY, I'M FEELING TIRED
MY TIME IS GONE TODAY
YOU FLIRT WITH SUICIDE
SOMETIMES, THAT'S OK
Over-under 6 goals for St Louis tonight?
with finns you lose
How is this the same team?
Please win San Jose, please for the love of God give us an easy conference finals
game's not over yet fellas
>>67517849
By playing the mild
>>67517751
Not happening tonight, the game isn't on CBC
>>67517849
memes
ITT
>FINNISH GOALTENDING
>MORE FINNISH GOALTENDING
kek
>>67517862
It's SJS's year
>>67517835
nice
>>67517863
all memes aside, it's over
>>67517832
Would it turn you on if it was?
Last digit is how many goals dallas scars for the rest of the game.
did they just play the misfits
>>67517813
Nice, thanks
>>67517866
By playing the mild without Parise or Vanek. Hell, they even dropped two games in the series.
Sharpe looking very Ovechkin like
>>67517897
8-7 loss confirmed
what's the biggest comeback ever in hockey
>>67517910
so he won't be able to score again and his team will lose? :O
>finnish goaltending
>>67517922
Nope now last digit is how many bloose scar
>>67517910
How can you tell? I've hardly noticed him out there :^)
>>67517931
http://blackhawks.nhl.com/gamecenter/en/recap?id=2009020071
SOFT AS FUCK
STEERS RESORTING TO DIVING
DAT DESPERATION
>softie benn
>>67517947
All night overtime confirmed
So who will the blues be playing? Shorks or Peeds
>>67517947
11-7 final score, blues win. confirmed
End it
>>67517952
he fell over the puck and whiffed
Benn went down pretty easy there.
>>67517910
you mean his #1 seeded team is about to lose in the 2nd round?
>>67517931
Mario Lemieux's career.
>dallas diveices
>tfw blues signed a finnish goaltender
I'm scared bros. Is that what we have to look forward to?
>gaymie benn
his haircut is stupid as well
>>67517958
holy shit
Party in the city when a Finn's in goal
Lettin easy shit in, till the whistle go
Welcome to Niemi
Buenvenidos a Niemi
Bouncin in the net when the shot is weak
All night, on the ice till the buzzer beep
I'm goin to Niemi
Welcome to Niemi
>>67517958
>regular season game
>>67518003
nice
a-all canadians are gay, r-right?
i hope so...
>>67517973
I was implying he was completely invisible out there in his team's elimination game
bloos sweep in 7 confirmed
>>67518003
Me likey
>>67518003
Fucking 10/10 right here
Not like this...
>blues keep icing
>no calls
At least we have the refpuck on our side stars senpai
Where are all the Dallas fans? I thought our city was full of meth and niggers, don't you want to rub it in our faces a little bit more?
>>67518033
A sweep in only 3 games retard
>>67517847
I am still here famalam
>mfw seeing the score
>mfw seeing who the stars play
and this should be a game 7
>dallas
>in charge of playing hockey
>>67518049
>understanding hockey
>Dallas fan
>>67518003
>iiiiiiin west philadelphia born and raised
>throwin' d-cells is how I spent most of my days
>>67518049
>icing
>while killing a penalty
>nigga
>>67518064
Oh anon they said they don't even care about hockey so it doesn't matter. Top fucking kek.
>>67518064
>Being proud of being the capital of meth
>tfw I'll be in Dallas this Saturday wearing my Blues hat
>>67518064
Fuck off cunt this can still turn around
>>67518091
>Falling for the oldest b8 of /hoc/
>>67518064
not living in Dallas but won't leave the sinking ship that easily
>>67518064
>checks scoreboard
>Football teams in Dallas: 1
>Football teams in St. Louis: 0
bahahahahah
>>67517921
more, greatest ally
>>67517777
>he thinks I'm from Mexico
>doesn't realize you can live in Tijuana, but work at San Diego at the same time thus reaping the benefits of California standard of living and the ultra-cheap cost of living in Le Beanerland
ISHYGDDT
YouTube stream, little late but whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NFiegnFXvE
>>67518064
They're losing badly. That's what happened.
>233 replies
>16 posters
nice thread fags
>>67518107
>being from a country about to pay for a wall along it's own border to keep it's own people out
stay cuck'd
blues will sweep stars in 7 games or less
cap this post
>>67518115
lel
>>67518107
>being proud of being A Dirty Mexican
DON'T WORRY STARS WILL TURN THIS AROUND. DALLAS!!!
>>67518125
I'm with this anon
>>67517931
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C4kxfgP1mEc
>>67518132
if by 16 you mean 106 then i agree
>>67518107
Breh you can't even breathe the air in most of your cities. The county that is the meth capital is about 30-35 minutes away from our city. That is where we keep the hicks and spics.
>>67517806
Meant this >>67518126 in reply to you
>>67518003
hi
i from dallas tejas and i comprende only line #4 pls translate rest it 4 me
thx
>>67518107
that's a long drive from across the border to those stars games, paco
>stars force the tie
>game goes to OT
>blues fuckup and give up a 2-0 breakaway
>elliot just skates out of net
>cross crease pass to one timer
>puck justs misses the net to the left
>elliot catches the puck off the boards
>elliot casually skates back to his net and drops it to his feet and lobs the puck down ice
>neimi begins to sweat
>knees weak
>arms heavy
>trips over own spaghetti
>puck goes 5hole
>blues win 13-12 in OT
cap it
>>67518141
Yfw dallass scars 5 in the third
>>67518128
thanks bro
>>67518107
>mexicans shit talking about drug production
senpai.............you are aware your country produces FAR more meth than us, right? Like your meth production puts us to shame. And that's just meth. Let's not even talk about how much heroin and coke you move through.
>>67518128
thanks senpai
>>67518064
>St. Louis: 49% black
>Dallas: 25% black
>>67518123
Oh, yeah? Well... well... DAVID FREESE!!!
So what's the story behind Alexander Steen?
>>67518132
nice shilling now back to /co/ with you
>>67518123
The Cowboys are in Arlington
>>67518049
>being this retarded
>>67518185
this shit lit tho
>>67518132
nice post, retard
>>67518185
>texas: 99% sister fucking yokels
>>67518123
>implying current handegg is a real sport
>implying current handegg is anything like the real handegg back in the 80's to mid 90's
>mfw
>>67518189
you take that back
you dont know how much that hurt the entire city
we still don't talk about it
>>67518128
Doing god's work, son.
How the fuck did I forget this game?
Time to crack open beers
So glad I went to a concert instead of this
fuck all st louis teams
>>67518123
At least the Rams won an Owl in this century.
Wait, did anybody tell Dallas that this game matters?
>>67518197
Oh yah, I forgot they were called the Arlington Cowboys.
>>67518185
dallas 67 percent hispanic
This is rape
S C A R
C
A
R
>>67518212
how can humans compete?
>>67518123
>St Louis
>11 World Series wins
>Dallas
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Go Blues. I've been with you guys since you fucked the black cucks. Get that cup
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
RIP in piss Dallas
STOP
THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
5 GOALS
G
O
A
L
S
>stors
>FINNS
>TOP SCORING TEAM
>0 DEFENSE
>0 GOALS
>DALLAS
THAT FUCKING PASSING
FUCKIN BEAUT EH
>>67518212
>Stors
Post Yfw your team does not have Finnish Goaltending
SCAAAAAAARRRRRR
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHGAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH
SIDES=GONE
FIVE
I
V
E
>DULLA5
This is a metaphor for the Cowboys upcoming season
JUICY FINNISH
>>67518212
fucking lampshade yourself
5-0
The most dangerous lead in hockey.
>DALLA5
>5TAR5
Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaha st Louis please stop they're already dead
What's the biggest Texas Massacre? Chainsaw? The Alamo, Goliad or this?
SCAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67518240
Really? That high?
How about Texas in general?
>5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0 >5-0
>>67518246
Won't be the last person raped in Dallas tonight
Somebody is doing the raping
HOLY SHIT IT DOESN'T END
This is just getting boring.
Jesus we put up a better fight than you did Dallass. Makes me even angrier we lost, cause we would've kicked the shit out of them too.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is how the state of hockey dies... With roaring applause...
>>67518128
thanks familia, now we need the Blues to flip the puck in the stands about 5 straight times in under 2 minutes
has there ever been a brawl for running up the score?
Please stop Blues
The 13th amendment made it illegal to own niggers like this
Lehtonen returns for the 3rd period???
>dull ass
>finnish goaltending
>yfw the stars do not win the stanley cup
Stors goalies picked a bad time to both go to shit.
I would be demanding a refund as a fan for this shitshow, jesus.
am I watching the all star game
>>67518304
>just getting boring
it got boring 3 goals ago
We tried telling you how gutless and choke-prone niemi was
Have Stars switched goalies yet?
FUCKING SHIT FUCK
BIN THE FINN
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>finnish goaltending
>>67518312
yes
>Why
did the Stars give up?
>BinGT
>>67518322
>am I watching the all star game
Obviously not, no Stars have shown up for this one
>>67518255
/eliminated/ bros are here for you blues. parayko played college for my hometown. getting rid of the reddithawks has gotten my support as well.
>>67518123
>Take Rams waifu from LA
>Give her the only exciting few years of her life
>have single only owl son with her
>ignore the fuck out of her as soon as she disappoints you and send wife and wife's son back to LA
And even more hilarious, given Dallass' record (4 and fuckin 12 ayyyyy), St. Louis Rasms and Cuckbois fans have the same chances of seeing the playoffs this fall.
Get rekt mexinigger
>FINNISH GOALTENDING
You guys are too hard on the >stors, they are just playing to their potential.
so if this continues will the Stars bring in a fan to be goalie?
>>67518328
yes. thank ü binland :DD
there should be a mercy rule
Are the Stars aware this is game 7 in the playoffs?
>>67518322
no its the all blue game
>dollas down 5-0
wew la
>>67518328
both shit the bed
>finnish memetending
>>67518339
>finnish goaltending
Heads need to fucking roll in Dallas, starting at goalie and on to the blue line
>>67518255
Hell yeah Detroit bro appreciate the support.
>>67518185
>using the county statistics
Too bad St. Louis metro area is only 18% black.
Meanwhile Dallas is majority hispanic. 95% of St.Louis metro is non-hispanic.
Fleury is gonna look weird in a stars jersey next season.
>DALLA5
>>67518328
Yup, Niemi didn't start period one. Wouldn't be surprised to see him on the bench again for the third.
>>67518345
max par, my friend.
lel
>mfw there's still 25ish mins left of this disaster
>>67518353
holy kek.
>yfw lehtonen and niemi are switching 3-4 times by the end of this.
>>67518375
>fleury
it's gonna be reimer family
>>67518064
Stars fan here. Your city is full of meth and niggers.
Your hockey team played better in this series, though. Much better tonight.
Good luck against shorks or perds.
Still hurt about the WS from 5 years ago. One strike away twice would have given only pennant in 40+ years. Y'all didn't need any more
>>67518234
The year 2000 is technically the last year of the 20th century.
>>67518356
>yfw the Stors lose 7-1
>>67518363
is this the worst game 7 since when?
>that starsfag popsickle poster who wasted his summer forcing a meme in every /hoc/ general for months
it's
>pic related
Double Stars edition
>ALLAS
>>67518399
it literally is not, it's the 1999 football season technically though
>D0LLA5
>>67518327
>shork bro talking about chokers
Have fun with the preds tonight
>>67518403
Ducks vs hawks last year
get the fuck out you fucking jew
>ON.THE.......
>>67518345
(:V)
>>67518273
Feels pretty nice
>>67518327
>muh cup-winning goalie
>muh cup-winning defensemen
keep posting webms, jew
>>67518327
lehtonen started
>>67518411
this
>ALLAS
God the stars suck, we put up a way better fight against you guys, they're just taking in the ass, beat these cucks blues!
>this is only the second period
TOP MEME I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE THIRD
announcer: YOUR STARS ARE ON.. THE..
*silence*
Are we witnessing the final moments of the Stars franchise? Will they simply fold out of shame?
>>67518201
It gets better. St. Louis downtown proper is already considered the hood here at 50%. Metro STL area is 75% non hispanic white. Dallass metro area is still a quarter.
BLUES FANS REPORT IN
WHO DO YOU WANT TO FACE IN ROUND 3?
SHARKS OR PREDS?
How much did they got payed for choking this hard?
>>67518319
my wife tried to get me to buy tickets and take the kid. lucked out on that one
>>67518454
>yfw they move back to Minnesota and the Mild get exiled to American Samoa
ISLAND OF HOCKEY
>>67518467
Doesnt matter theyll be facing the perds
Jack Campbell will come out to start the third.
>>67518423
Shorks and prods dont play till tomorrow
>>67518467
I'd feel more comfortable against the Shorks.
I just hope NBCsn switches to the Sharks Preds game so we don't have to watch this beatdown in full
>>67518398
You don't deserve a single pennant.
5-0 is that the number of superbowls Dallas has compared to St Louis? Haha nobody even cares about hockey here, how sad is your real life that you have to pretend hockey is some huge important event?
EMPTY SEATS
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>>67518507
Really? What meme scheduling.
inb4 the crowd is empty by the start of the third
and this is why you should never bring hockey to non-hockey cities
I guess you could say the Stars are.. [spoiler]Finnished.[/spoiler]
>have exam starting at same time of this game
>get out and prepare to check the score at first intermission
>hoping they are just down 1 goal instead of 2
>see that kari had another one of his 1st period meltdowns and it is fucking 3-0
>get in car and turn on radio and hear all the shit that happened in the first period
>hear the 4th goal and nearly drive off the road
>get home and turn on tv
>see them score a fucking 5th goal
jesus christ what the fuck are you doing
at least i didnt have to see all of it i guess
>>67518517
>(you)
>>67518467
Preds, sharks are the scarier team.
A Preds-Blues round 3 would be comfy af
>>67518522
>divegrass
>>67518517
that game is tomorrow m8, this is all we're getting tonight
>>67518467
preds comfy midwest series
>>67518484
Is her son a stars fan too?
>>67518517
You mean the one that's taking place tomorrow night?
>>67518522
>he says, having entered a hockey thread to say it
>>67518536
caaaaaaaaaaaarrrloooos!
Doc's voice keeps cracking
>>67518522
>he thinks handegg is more important to hockey to the aristocratic world
Toppest of keks
>>67518522
>this failed damage control
>mfw
>>67518536
fuckin Carlos
how many more goals until we start seeing mass suicides in the crowd?
>>67518454
>Canada talking about shame
>Zero /9( teams in the playoffs this year
>Zero (0) cups in more then 20 years
>>67518538
Did you at least ace the exam?
MOTHER RUSSIA ASKS...
GOOD IDEA TO SAY YES
>The Dallas logo isn't the only thing with 5 points
Why is it so quiet in this stadium? Don't these people like to watch hockey?
>>67518544
>Thinking a choke artist team is scarier than an unknown
Elliott must have asked Bishop for some elimination game tips.
>>67518441
>>67518411
Blues are giving them the D right now.
>>67517684
Jake Allen is actually a pretty decent goalie. That Dallas can't recruit a single goaltender who is up to the standards of neither elliot nor allen is pathetic.
Enjoy your finns, dallas.
>just got home
>finnish goaltending
thanks for memeing a good game seven to utter shit guys, real funny
>down five goals
>in game 7
>on home ice
>finnish goaltending
reminder that you will never witness a team lose this spectacularly ever again
>>67518442
>rooting for the team that beat you
HAHAHHA what a cuck
>>67518273
feels good
>>67518522
Jesus christ shut up you make us look like bandwagon asshats
Welp.
>>67518553
no, he's a pongs fan like his dad
>>67518585
23 years actually.
why is docs voice cracking so much
>Troy Brouwer has 3 points tonight
FUCKING FAGGOT WAS INVISIBLE IN GAME 7 IN DC
HOLY KEK ME SENPAI
Whats hilarious is some Stars fans spent hundreds of dollars over the last three home games to watch the Blues score 15 goals.
>>67518522
>this anal pain
>>67518522
>but but we don't care!!!!
shit bantz
shit team
shit fans
shit franchise
shit finnish goaltending
>stors
how did you fucking faggots let washington lose?
disgraceful
>>67518621
>Not wanting to have lost to the champions rather then losing to other losers.
>>67518421
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/20th_century
>The 20th century was a century that began on January 1, 1901[1] and ended on December 31, 2000.
Sharks trade for Malcolm Subban this offseason?
There's no >Caribbean goaltending meme yet
>finnish goaltending
it's nearly 4a.m. here
should I push through and watch my stars getting slaughtered until the end or just call it a night?
>>67518585
>mexico
>having opinions on hockey
>apparently can't count either
>>67518621
Means we don't have to feel like a shitstain if we got beat the best team, I'd rather say we got beat by the best team than some meme team.
>>67518600
>Dallas
>hockey fans
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLUES
I was afraid to turn the TV on but this is like fuckin Christmas!
>>67518600
>team is down 5-0 with one period to go
>expecting a crowd to somehow get excited and have energy because of this
Are you new to sports?
>>67518672
just call it a night senpai. its probably only going to get worse
i haven't pooped in 4 days
Why did St Louis turn its back on the Rams ?
Did the Finland cucks let a refugee play goal?
>>67518642
>I just started watching hockey
>>67518626
Shouldn't the flag be upside down? We need help m8
>>67518672
>my stars
>>67518673
>9 teams
>>67518695
>its been 7 months and hiroshimoot still has the fucking word filter on
are you fucking with me
>>67518625
Stfu reddot worrying about class and shit
>>67518658
Whatever cuck, like it even fuckin matters
>>67518255
This desu. With Williams and Jussi out, I don't have any former Canes to root for. I hate Pittsburgh and I'm indifferent to everyone else, so I guess ill root for the Blues. They're suffered the longest
>live in Dallas
>be a Jets fan
thanks for keeping the tickets cheap, Stars
>>67518589
yea it was pretty easy but now i have to write a 3-4 page essay by tomorrow morning at 11
guess i might as well get started now
>>67518566
KEK is pleased
>>67518699
recovering from a broken femur, taking oxy. i feel your pain
>>67518701
they were shit and they built a new stadium and made us pay for it
honestly I'm okay just having baseball and hockey, the white man sports
What are you eating bros?
>>67518734
senpai you baka. desu.
>decided to go to this game
>look at stubhub
>$200 for top row
>lol nvm
thank god
>>67518674
Yea like everyone is gonna look back and say "HEY AT LEAST THIS SHITTY TEAM THAT LOST IN THE 1ST ROUND LOST TO THE CHAMPIONS! NOW I RESPECT THAT SHITTY TEAM MORE!"
>>67518743
Lol that's so fucking easy man
It's a memo for gods sake
Go to the bar
>FALLAS
JUST
JUSSSST
who here /cardinals/?
Would I be an alcoholic for wanting to drink when my team is winning?
>>67518767
>those buns
>>67518734
>hating the weebfilters
baka desu senpai
>>67518741
>I hate Pittsburgh and I'm indifferent to everyone else
this
>>67518699
I hear butt sex loosens things up family :^)
>>67516689
I literally had a dream and posted about this last thread. Am I a wizard??
think this game is going to go to OT todahahahhhahaha jk
get fukt dalla5
>>67518763
Everyone keeps saying they are OK with it, and I just don't believe it. It's not even like they were a bottom of the barrel team, they had talent every single season
>>67518767
>struggle buns
>>67518734
i think its pretty amusing desu senpai
>>67518699
drink a ton of water
>>67518788
Eh good point, personally I want the Lightning to win it all now anyway.
>>67518695
probably will let's see about that
>>67518719
>bandwagoner detected
Don't own the guys, but it's the team I have and always will root for
Tuukka to Dallas?
7M < 10M
>You usually don't like to do the autopsy until the body is cold, but i'll be happy to talk about these two goaltenders.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BTFO
>>67518818
>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wizard
Probably.
>>67518818
Does it fuckin look like its 5-1? Retard
>>67518862
>>67518862
>>67518862
new thread
will Dallas pull off the best comeback in game 7 ever?
>>67518856
>more finninsh goaltending
make it happen
lol finns
was it bad luck
or was it bad team
thoughts?
the worst part is that the shitposting false flaggers will be back next season because this ending was so hilarious
>Announcers blowing out the Finnish goaltending
You can't make this shit up.
>>67518788
That blackhawks team would've beaten a lot of teams in this years playoffs.
>>67518767
Chocolate and seeds famalam
>>67518880
shut up fag its still 5-0. my dream came pretty close
>tfw no supercuts bangs qt gf
>>67518792
everyone stood up and cheered for david freese when he got up to the plate last weekend
pretty nice, i miss him, he was pretty clutch last world series that we won and i liked his walk up songs
I was at game 6 it was the greatest sports event I've ever attended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZVCrKcOl78
>>67518928
Iktf
>>67518936
I'm not clicking that.
>>67518829
They didn't have a season over .500 since 2003, that does take a lot of talent
>>67518759
OIC is a bitch. Was downing fiber and laxatives with each Norco I had to take after my hip surgery. Exerting yourself to poop after a hip surgery is not fun
>>67518906
Bad luck + >finnish goaltending
>>67518467
Preds because of same time zone.
>>67519161
Don't be an idiot. Pekka is still Pekka.
Comeback now?
comeback time
>tfw Dallas will perform an epic comeback
>>67518467
If it's the Sharks, I have a bad feeling about it.
Remember how the SF Giants vs STL Cardinals NLCS, ended in 2012 and 2014?
>>67518928
>yfw she was already blacked
Kipper's bum willed this to happen.
LETS GO BLUES!!
Texas?
More like the Lone Goal state.
![Naamloos-2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fbnZfJD.png "Naamloos-2[1]")
