>Game 7
Stars vs. Blues
8PM ET
Finland versus Hungary tonight at 20:15 finland time. cant wait
>>67504349
If anyone has a stream, I might check that one out for the memes.
>>67504349
>fratricide
>>67504356
it's on the IIHF 2016 youtube channel
Is he the most overrated piece of shit in the NHL?
Whenever I feel like I'm getting old, i just remember that I'm older than Ovi and he has grey hair.
>>67504380
No, he's played great in the playoffs despite a shitty ending to the season.
Trouble is they have been struggling to break the puck out of the zone properly and produce on offence.
>>67504406
You're younger than Jagr though.
>>67504409
Oh, and the Blues will win tonight tbf
>>67504420
I would never do such a thing! It is the current year after all
If Stars had Seguin they would wreck the Bloos
>>67504415
True
>>67504356
there will be mongol streams
>>67504438
I miss him so much bros.
>>67504141
>listed at 5'10
lel he's not even close to that tall
>typical blues fan room
>>67504481
100% accurate tbqh.
Feel bad for all these Stars fans
Unaware that Bill is winning the Lee
>>67504460
Where is he listed at 5'10?
He's listed at 5'8 on all the websites I've seen.
>yfw Bill wins the Conn Smythe
>>67504523
he must have edited his own wikipedia page lmao
>when will they learn
>>67504535
PBUH
>>67504380
Jake jillanhall?
>>67504536
lmao, manlets will never learn.
pulju
>>67504770
>>67504777
>>67504791
2016 draft will be remembered by these words: "Matthews and Laine were a mistake"
the crapitals are literally wothless, if that franchise folded tomorrow, absolutely nothing of value would be lost, nothing at all
here's to another succesful year for the russkie degenerate, thanks for giving the pongs a free ticket to the ECF
>>67504906
Literally never made an east final
>oveshit
>>67504906
This
>never got past second dound since 98
so half the thread is gone
>>67504906
>literally worthless
The caps franchise is worth 565M, so no it's not literally worthless
Will the canes be good next year?
>>67504906
This.
The Vezina should count towards the playoffs for this year so that Holtby doesn't even get near it.
>>67505027
Will make playoffs because of Aho
>>67505004
well hey I meant from a hockey standpoint
money can't always buy success, ask the laffs, ask the rags
>>67505043
>implying price wont win it again
>>67504991
What happened just got here
>>67505027
aho will single-handily make Carolina's pp great again. Him and Faulk will be dynamite on it.
>>67505027
If Aho's play translates to the NHL, and Rask/Skinner take more steps forward, they'll have a shot. Can't afford to have another shit start of the season from the goalies though.
>>67505069
we made fun of Canada nothing special. I mostly posted that to see if I was banned
>62%
>americaitlyns
>>67505027
Good? Yeah.
Playoffs? Will need elite scoring to come from somewhere, whether it be their prospects, their current 1st line, or a trade up for Poo Jew
>>67505027
My gf on the left
>>67505027
Quebec City relocation when?
YFW Tampa wins the Stan lee bowl
>1/9
>choke-it-alls
>yfw Stors and Shorks get to WCF
>>67505475
>mfw steers get dumped on
How do we get him to stop memeing? He's going to cost his team at this rate.
>>67505658
>finn
>stop him memeing
>>67505658
live by the meme, die by the meme. this has been the perds strategy since march
>poopoopeepeetals
Who /Preds, Blues/ masterrace here?
>>67505829
Reporting in senpai
>>67505905
Why not just put the P in the V
preds+stars for max memes
>>67505939
This. I want to see some quality finnish goaltending in the finals
>>67505939
>tfw two game 7s with >finnish goaltending coming up
wew lads, what a time to be alive
I wonder if there's an alternate reality where ho-sang scores the cup winner for the islanders
>>67505027
If they bring in a decent goalie they'll be competitive. They're in the same position Florida was two years ago.
>>67505972
>tfw you will never shitpost with the bros in alternate universe /hoc/
I wonder if Sweden is the meme country over there...
>>67505829
>preds and blues
Disgusting
>>67505933
Well... ok. But if I have to die, that's the optimal way.
>>67505994
Sweden is a meme in every universe
>>67505994
feels bad man
>>67505969
>suomalainen maalivahtipelaaminen
>we will never go back to the presalary cap time when the rags and laffs iced teams full of 35 year old guys on awful contracts and lost in the first round every year
>>67506095
isn't that exactly what the rags did this year and will most likely do next year
>>67506178
It's what the >rags have done for their entire history, basically
>well, we better sell the farm to get some shitty aging vets so we can get btfo in the playoffs
>>67506178
Iginla's going to the rags at the deadline, book it, cap it
>>67506189
no shit you idiot. and your post said we'll never go back to that when its literally happening right now
>>67506201
that wasn't my post you fucking sperg, I was agreeing with you
>>67505066
dat ugly ass face shes making
>>67506221
That's just her face m8
>>67506219
no you didn't agree with me you wrote a long ass post telling me the sky is blue after I had just said the sky is blue
Which Canadian team will have the best record next season?
>>67506240
>getting this triggered
lmao at your life ragaroo
>>67506261
me pointing out that you're an idiot doesn't mean triggered. nice use of buzzwords though
>>67504344
Fucking kek. Glad someone webm'd that. Ovi wiffed on so many good looking shots last night. He truly is 1 dimensional
which one would you rather see get the Stan Lee, Bill or Ovi?
Dallass sharts "fan" behovior:
>don't show up to watch elimination games or games after a loss
>hear about some win on facebook
>show up to talk shit afterward
>>67506317
ovi is a stupid faggot why would I want him to win a cup?
>>67506308
It's funny because being a sluggish slapshot babby literally is that single dimension.
>>67505066
I'm pretty sure that's a tranny
>>67506178
They do it now but they don't get to spend 2x what everyone else spends anymore. It's not as fun watching them fail this way.
>>67505829
Fucking disgusting.
>>67506417
Not brown enough for you, Juan?
>>67506317
Ovechkin. But only because BIll is currently a Pen.
guys i was mowing the lawn at my moms house and while i was doing it i got a sudden urge to start rooting for the kongs. is this normal?
>>67506451
u bang esse?
Does anyone here actually want to discuss hockey or just shit post?
>>67506451
Perfectly, just don't give in to it or you'll start smelling like bean burritos
>>67506468
Go back and ask reddit
>>67505452
Back to /int/ and /pol/, faggot
>>67506468
>expecting serious discussions in the middle of the day after a giant meme game
>>67506468
Do you want to say something to start a hockey conversation or do you just want to be the faggot that sits in the corner and expects us to do everything for you?
>>67506481
>>67506465
How can one team be so stinky smelly beaner?
>>67506512
I've brought up legitimate topics/questions and they get ignored.
/hoc/ is utter shit. No wonder most of the good psoters have left.
Ovechkin is the biggest cuck
>>67506565
nice meme!
>>67506546
Then leave nobody cares you whiny little faggot. Try starting hockey conversations instead of acting like an entitled child.
>>67506546
cry more faggot
>>67506546
just looked through the whole thread and unless you're the canes fag no you did not. and if you're the canes fag you got plenty of responses trying to talk about a team that nobody cares about
>>67506581
>>67506583
grow up.
>ZERO goals in the playoffs
>ZERO assists in the playoffs
nice captain tranpa
>>67506546
no you havent
stop crying like a bitch you fucking cuck
>>67506600
nice double dubs
Hongcouver moved to Seattle when?
>>67506607
>>ZERO goals in the playoffs
>>ZERO assists in the playoffs
>nice captain tranpa
Another quality post!
>>67506620
when they win a cup
>>67506625
downvote and move on
>>67506625
*looks at this post*
*realizes it's also shit*
*teleports behind you*
What did you eat for breakfast, /hoc/?
>>67506607
>people actually think trapa gay will stop the pens
Reminder the pens haven't lost all season when leading after the second. They've won like 20 out of the last 24 games. Their backup rookie goaltender is making a case for being elite. If you stop their first and second line they have another line with BILL Bones and Hagelin. They haven't lost back to back games since December.
Pretty much the cup is >ours
We got this bros
>>67506684
>leastern conference
>winning a Stan leeb owl
>saint blew it niggers unironicallt think thehy can make the finals
what a shit city, cuck franchise, nigger fans enjoy getting out memed by literal autistic goalering you dumb bandwagon redditers
>>67506784
>reddithawks still assblasted that their team will never be a dynasty
Embarrassing desu
Friendly reminder that I said no vezina nominees would make the cup.
>>67506784
>reddithawks fan tries the im-rubber-ur-glue tactic for the 50th time.
Are you still going to be doing this next year? It's over buddy.
Dallass can't handle the banter edition :^)
>>67506684
suhhh dude forreal lmao have you seen these lightning fans being all cocky on hfboards? its truly hilarious. Fuckin cunts. Can't wait to see them get swept.
>>67505452
when I was 12 years old I was expecting to get a letter in the mail from Hogwarts
Liberalism is a mental disorder
>Tampa Gay delusion
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=2075591
lmao get a load of these crying dweebs. waaaaaah give us respect we beat the wings and islanders waaaaahhh
What is the best defensive pair in the playoffs and why is it Hedman-Stralman?
Who cheering for the Western Conference here?
>>67506870
everyone on hfboards is fucking delusional
check out the toronto board for some good laffs
>>67506875
Weber-Yosi
Hedman is the second most overrated player in the NHL only behind Duncan Keith
>le 6'6" 260lb defenseman that can't check or play defense
>>67506835
Lightning vs pitt regualr season 3-0-0.
Time for pitt goaler to be exposed [X]
Unbridled cockiness from pitt vs Tampa with a chip on their shoulder [X]
Barry says lighning will win this series due to being a faster and more physical team [X]
Shittsburgh BTFO [X]
>>67506597
Rekt
>>67506887
These titties are who I'm cheering for
>>67506936
you talkin bout regular season? this nigga talkin bout regular season bruh hahahaha like that shit dont matter bruh might as well just throw it away bruh hahahaha
i know first season watching hockey and everything but cmon bruh hahaha
>>67506936
>its a "the penguins will lose this series I swear guys!!" Episode
Been on since the first round. Tranpa gay is literal dog shit and is getting swept. Sorry about it
>le senile Barry said it
Top kek
>>67506979
Look at dis doods head
>>67506875
It's Josi Weber you stupid fuck.
>>67506331
Pretty much
>>67506909
>>67507041
>weber is good
>le hard slapshot that always misses and injures his own teammates man
>le watch the puck instead of playing defense man
My favorite meme behind >doughty is good
>>67507006
>Been on since the first round.
No. Nobody thought the >rags would beat the pongs. Nobody thought the chokeartists on the craps would beat the pongs. And beside the tampon gay fans, nobody thinks the pongs will lose to them either.
Stop trying to sell your team off as the underdogs. And if you're going to do that, you might have better luck at that on rebbit. So how's about you go back there, kid? You need to be 18+ to post here anyway.
>>67507145
>No. Nobody thought the >rags would beat the pongs. Nobody thought the chokeartists on the craps would beat the pongs. And beside the tampon gay fans, nobody thinks the pongs will lose to them either.
not the guy you're replying to, but dat revisionist history.
>>67507145
>memes on everyone the pongs have eliminated but is this assblasted about something
Intriguing mystery. What type of obscure butthurt are you?
The blues could have Martin Havlat, a semi-elite NHL veteran helping them through this right now, but he quit hockey to drink himself to death or something after two games this year.
>>67507145
>nobody thought the choke artists on the caps would beat the longs
Really? Cause I see a bunch of sports journalists picking the caps. I seem to remember people in this general picking the caps in 6. Only after game 3 did people realize the penguins were the real deal.
>le go back to rebbit
Why don't you? You probably talk about it all day
You know what Ovechkin will finally do when he wins the Stanley Cup?
Turn off his Xbox
What do you get when you order an Ovechkin at the bar?
A white russian without a cup
>>67507265
>only after game 3 did people realize the penguins were the real deal
Only retard casuals like yourself who just looked at how many points teams finished with
>>67507235
I'm not butthurt, I just follow hockey. So that means I know that the Penguins were the best team in the NHL since mid February. I also know that the islels and rags were jockeying for the lower seed so they'd play the Panthers. I also know that the craps were spiraling since March and that tampon gay has had incredibly weak opponents so far and will likely lose in 5.
But I guess that means I'm butthurt.
>>67507295
kek
>>67507265
Anyone who watched the last ~third of the caps season knew exactly what was coming
>>67507137
>cumguzzling reddithawks fan detected
>>67507352
What? I have had the penguins winning the cup since the playoffs started retard.
I said other people in this general. Jesus rebbit really is for you with your middle school reading comprehension
>>67507439
Not even close, but it's interesting that's the first thing you go to
>>67507355
>he's a st Louis cucks fan
Everything makes sense now
>>67507488
Not him, but it's a pretty astute analysis for a /meme/ thread.
>stralman will be back this round, making the Lightning completely healthy besides le invisible playoff man
Why are people underestimating the Lightning again? It's not like the pens have played anyone good either. This is the first east match up of teams that are actually good.
>>67507642
Because the bolts weren't dominant for the second half of the season and haven't even faced a quality opponent in the playoffs. At least the >rags and caps have been capable of putting out a halfway decent effort this year.
The Atlantic is going to be exposed even worse than the pacific
>>67507642
A couple of reasons. The biggest reason, at least here, is that there's been a massive influx of redditors these past few months. So they're still hooked on le ebin bill maymay xDDD. And, unsurprisingly, these redditers know jackshit about hockey.
And, less importantly, mainly applicable to the few non-redditors left, they're still, unironically, mad at sandwiches.
>>67507878
>rags and caps have been capable of putting out a halfway decent effort
yeah, we all saw it
>5-2
>3-1
>5-0
>6-3
lmao the pongs have faced marginally better opponents
Found the blues poster
>>67507845
>rags
>>67507878
Actually the 2nd half was the only time the bolts were dominant. They sucked ass at the start of the year
>kongs
>needing artist rendering to have white people in their crowd
>trying to tote their fat nigress as even close to based Tony X.
what a disgusting franchise
laine a bust, pulju a future hall of famer
>>67508281
The SJWs have gotten their claws into hockey, it's ogre lads
>>67507145
Melrose picked both the Rags and the Craps to beat based Bill, desu.
PULJU IS THE KEY!! DON'T DRAFT LAINE. HE'S A BUST. PULJU IS THE KEY!
>>67508281
>we are all KANNNGGGS n shiiit
>>67508281
>a sassy black woman won't ever sit on your face
>>67508522
>melrose
Stick to soccer, lad. This is for big boys who know about hockey.
>>67508485
>pulju after one season in columbus
>>67508551
"Soccer" is for faggots and American girls, m8.
>capitals publicly admit their fanbase is bandwagon as fuck and hopes some of them are still around next season to buy tickets
>shit team
>shit coaching
>shit star players
>shit arena
>shit fans
>>67508612
>implying the Pittsburgh fanbase is any different
>>67508676
fpbp
>>67508676
only difference is they won 2 rounds, they bought themselves another year
>>67507006
>Implying the bolts wont use their rest to become healthier
>Implying the pongs can skate with Kuch, Drouin, and Hedman who are all in beast mode
Yes I am delusional and yes you are mad.
>>67508676
highest local tv ratings for 10 years straight
>>67508787
ill give you kuch and hedman
its a miracle le skate with head down man hasnt suffered a career ending injury yet
>>67508904
I'm sure he's learned his lesson
>>67508904
My body is ready to see Kuch score the game winner in OT in game 6 to put the Bolts through to the finals.
>>67508787
>Shot attempts when Sidney Crosby and Victor Hedman were on the ice at the same time at even strength in the regular season: Pens 30, TB 12.
lol tampa is fucked. Pittsburgh is deeper. just as fast. has the edge in goaltending, and has way better special teams. Also tampa's scoring is so fucking top heavy all the pens have to do is shut down one line. The pens have 4 scoring lines. pick your poison. Pens in 4 or 5 2bqhwyf
>>67509011
>pens have the edge in goaltending
Let me clear this up for you
'no'
>>67509011
>Only one line for the Pongs did any real damage against the craps
>W-we can s-score on any line anon, swear!
>>67509064
>liking poopy pants
>>67506912
Parayko is really developing nicely but its all about Pietrangelo for the Bloos. Dude quietly plays tons of minutes every game against top offensive players and does very well.
>>67509084
Sheary-Crosby-Hornqvist
10 goals and 23 points in 11 games.
Hagelin-Bonino-Kessel
11 goals and 30 points in 11 games.
Kunitz-Malkin-Fehr
6 goals and 15 points in 11 games.
Kühnhackl-Cullen-Rust
7 goals and 13 points in 11 games.
stay assblasted nerd.
>tfw you want to support the lightning with a chicken tendie sub but you cutting
sorry guys, you'll have to do it without me this year
>>67509084
>>67509157
fucking rekt
>>67509157
Pittsburgh should switch Crosby and Malkin.
Crosby is playing like a 3rd/4th liner, Malkin needs more minutes.
>walk into room
>see this
what do
>>67509246
you just know she goes to #BLM protests in Ferguson where she gets gang banged.
Not worth talking to
>>67509246
turn 720 degrees and walk away
multi colored hair and battle boots is a nono
Tampa in 6 Vs. Pitt
Tampa in 5 in the cup final.
Everybody else is
>Mad. At. Sandwich
>>67509246
Check and see if the curtains match the drapes
>>67509292
>implying she is a coal burner
why would coalburners go to hockey games
that is like trying to find a chinese girl in mexico
>>67509235
why would we move the best player in the NHL off the top line?
>>67509368
Accurate desu
>>67509380
>green hair
>slutty images on the internet
YOU JUST KNOW
shes voting Bernie Sanders and getting blacked.
Do you actually believe decent high functioning non slutty women have green hair? lol I pity you. You'll someday after you discover your green haired g/f was cheating on you with the neighborhood.
>>67509380
>implying the majority of blues fans aren't black
>>67509424
thats not connor mcdavid
>>67509424
Because hes not the best player and he's playing like shit. Literally getting carried by his linemates. Malkin could do more with them.
Crosby is the one who is gay for Kunitz, they should be line 3.
>>67505475
>shorks
>making it to the WCF
Not gonna happen. The shorks have already started shorking hard.
>I'm not a /Preds, Blues/ supporter
>>67509011
>deeper
No
>edge in goaltending
KELELEMEKEKEMEKEKEK
>>67506249
Canucks will come within 3 points of a WC2 seed.
>>67509246
Lick cunny tbf
>>67509720
What the fuck no they won't. They'll be a bottom 3team next year. Nice try.
>>67506249
Jets ez. Might even make the playoffs
>>67509475
crosby is playing shutdown role and doing very well at it. leave him. Malkin can will his ahl linemates to success, and Hags Bones Bill can't be stopped. TB has no answer.
>>67509679
>Deeper
YES
Sheary-Crosby-Hornqvist
10 goals and 23 points in 11 games.
Hagelin-Bonino-Kessel
11 goals and 30 points in 11 games.
Kunitz-Malkin-Fehr
6 goals and 15 points in 11 games.
Kühnhackl-Cullen-Rust
7 goals and 13 points in 11 games.
Choose your poison in match ups.
For comparison Tampa Bay only got 5 goals and 11 points, less than the Pens' fourth line alone, from their bottom six:
Ondrej Palat - Tyler Johnson - Nikita Kucherov
15 goals and 29 points in 10 games.
Alex Killorn - Valtteri Filppula - Jonathan Drouin
5 goals and 22 points in 10 games.
Cedric Paquette - Brian Boyle - Ryan Callahan
4 goals and 8 points in 10 games.
Matt Taormina - Vladislav Namestnikov - Jonathan Marchessault
1 goals and 3 points in 10 games.
HOW MAD R U RN? WAY DEEPER BRUH. DEEPER THAN YOUR MUMS YUMMY CUNT.
>>67509803
>Crosby playing shutdown
>-3 for the series
What a job he did. Not to mention he had 2 assists for the entire series.
>>67509920
not to mention his team won the series thanks to him drawing everyones attention leaving everyone else open to score. Is this your first time watching hockey or something?
>canadian hockey knowledge
>>67509920
>>67510017
leaf fucking btfo lmao
>>67509740
Come on man, my girlfriend's Chinese and I'm trying to get laid tonight.
>>67509679
>>67509862
HOLY SHIT GET REKT KID AHAHA. ICE COLD.
>>67510099
Cuck
>>67510099
Tell her joke. Go pee pee in her Coke.
>>67510017
>>67510071
Oh wow you sure showed me m8. I guess whenever someone plays like shit we just pretend like he didn't. The reason the pens won the series was because of their depth.
Also
>implying I don't know anything about hockey
That's pretty rich coming from a burger.
>>67510148
..She's my girlfriend. How am I getting cucked? Do you even know what that word means?
>>67509679
>implying ben bishop is a good goalie
>leaf can't understand that superstars get played the hardest by the opponent
Weeew lad why are leafs so stupid
>>67510215
>Pads Murray
>Pads-André Flakey
>pongs fans think their meme goaler will be able to play against a team that can score from all over the ice instead just having to worry about memetimers from the right dot
W E W
E
W
>>67510233
I guess that's why ovechkin had more points than malkin and Crosby combined right?
>habs fans still to this day think their team is great because they were able to win a bunch of cups DECADES ago
why do people think cups won further than 8 years out matter? Likely the only things similar about your franchise is the building and a handful of season ticket holders.
>>67510276
Yes because the caps play better d than the pengs.
>>67510309
They never won a cup in the Bell Centre
>>67510215
he was the best goalie in the league this season since price decided to take a season off
>>67510198
No she's not
Cuck
>burgers thinking they can into hockey
>>67510309
>muh history is important
>muh banners mean something
Are Canadians the easiest to trigger? Lmao
>>67510414
>>67510392
>>67510272
>>67510233
everyone at once realized they are retarded so they just started posting to no one in particular
literally the only thing that can stop him is bathroom trouble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91VVtveQ0iw
>>67510490
what about skating into his own player
>>67510466
>setting records before america even cared about the game
like a pasta contest without italy, senpai
>>67510466
>Stan Mikita
>Canadian
>>67510272
tampa bay is a one line team. lmfao. this delusion.
>>67510466
Chaplin, Einstein, Von Braun....we always attract the best of the best. What's your point?
>>67510379
You're projecting, it's sad.
>>67510490
never forget
>>67510512
>norge
The average Minnesotan NHL player puts up a PPG average of .465
I doubt any other state or province could average higher
>>67510522
he was trying to skate to the toilet when hedman got in the way
>>67510586
you would think with that much firepower minnesota would have a cup by now?
>>67510490
>Crosby has 8 points (1G 7A) in the 4 games Bishop has started against Crosby as a member of the lightning. Important to note that in one of the games Bishop was chased after 13 min allowing 3 goals on 10 shots.
>Malkin has 5 points (2G 3A) in 4 games that Bishop has started against him as a member of the lightning.
>One of the 2 games that they were in the line-up together against bishop, they chased him after 13 min. In a game Crosby missed but Malkin played, they also chased bishop after the 1st.
and the pittsburgh penguins :^)
>>67510553
Lol look at this sad cuck
>>67510466
>>67510586
who is worse? the >canadian boys or >minnesota boys fags?
regardless of stats, none want to stay around their shitty country/state long enough to help them win a cup. how shitty is it really to live in these frozen wastelands?
>>67510648
We don't have enough Minnesotans tbph
Too many Finns
AHL is fucking joke of a league. Pulkkinen,Lindell and Pokka who all dominated that league are the worst players on our team atm. Fucking lol at AHL, what a great "league".
>>67510939
part of what it takes to dominate the AHL is that you have to be good enough to score but you also have to be shit enough not to get much NHL time. looks like your finns are just the right amount of shit
>>67510981
So AHL is shitty league.
>stats stats stats
>more stats
lol even nhl.com havin a laff at the caps' failure
>>67511529
adblock plus is botnet you should use regular adblock instead
>>67510309
if only the last 8 years matter then why do you guys always have to point at canada's cup drought?
unless you're a chicago or LA fan, chances are very good that your team hasn't won a cup in 8 years either.
>mfw Publixb Owl
>>67511690
plz
>>67511649
detroit fan
i don't pretend my team is a powerhouse anymore
i don't bring up cups we won in the past as proof my team is great when it is very clearly not the truth today
>>67507285
>Xbox
Ovechkin uses X-bone instead of based PS4. That's not a surprise.
>>67507285
A classic, but a goodie
>>67511876
but people will bring up the cups that canada has not won in the past as proof that the teams aren't great. that's a double standard.
>>67511529
Nice tabs
>yfw Seguin returns tonight with a hattrick and the Stars win 3-0
>>67511941
Taking lol no cups shitposting seriously is fucking retarded though. I very one knows Canada is the greatest hockey power known to man and only insecure nerds on here try to argue this unsuccessfully
>>67512093
do the blues have a pepe like this?
>yfw Tony X has to see his team eliminated in his first season as a Blues fan
Friendly reminder that shitcago is irrelevant and Pedo Kane is the most overrated player currently in the NHL.
>yfw Finnish goaltending finds a way
>>67512107
>I very one
are you... are you dictating your posts?
>>67512019
thanks i put a lot of thought into them
>>67512093
>being this deluded
Stars are going to be taking the slow cow trail back to Dullass.
>yfw Bluesfags think they have a chance tonight
>>67512165
Preach it.
>>67512119
> your city smells like shit
> your highways make no sense
> fucking everything is named after a member of the bush family
> incredible amoutns of beaners
> its way too humid
> you should go die
> fuck the cowboys
>>67512178
>>67512190
>your bbq isn't as good as Tennessee's
>your city smells like shit
>your streets are congested to fuck
>your dindus are perpetually rioting
>it's just as humid as Dallas
>you're already dead
>The Rams already fucked themselves so they don't need encouragement
Minnesota BBQ>>>>everything else
who else /hopeblueswinbecausestarsfansareliteralcanceronhoc/ here?
>>67512246
>minnesota """""BBQ"""""
hahahhahahaha
>Blues fans will never know what it's like to get a Whataburger and go home and watch their team win game 7
You know who really lost last night? You guys. Because for the rest of the playoffs, you'll have to deal with uppity, ignorant, jagoff Pongs fans shitposting until they win the cup. So, enjoy it I guess. You brought this upon yourselves.
>publix for dinner
Lads
>>67510272
Whatever you want to tell yourself, it will not matter.
>>67512388
wait till you play a real goaltender
Who hyped for Finnish goaltending WCF?
>>67512404
guess we have to wait for the finals for that
>>67512366
Yeah, pretty much this. I'm a flyers fan but I started rooting for the caps as soon as they won the first round. Fucking pens are gonna win the cup now and it's gonna be nauseating to watch.
>>67512366
I would drink your tears right now, but I can't find any cups in your city.
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they were an their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots to sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
>>67512366
> you brought this upon yourselves
> implying the crapitals choked because of "people" shitposting on an Atlantean tupperware forum
>>67512417
>any goaltender left even comparable to bishop
kek
>blues struggling to beat us
>not even using seguin
we literally letting him rest up for next series, get riggity rekt bluesfags
>tfw the Stars and Sharks both win tonight
>clots
>>67512404
Bishop is not better than Lunchpads or Holeby. Pens had no problem with him during the regular season, and that was w/o Malkin.
>>67512463
>a guy who got lit the fuck up and ruined his chances
>a meme
youre delusional. Lundpads is shit and holtby was the most overrated goalie this season and was just a product of his team. the only reason the bolts made the playoffs was because of bishop
>>67512428
They'll compete for the next 2 at most 3 years before the wheels fall off.
But they won't get past the 2nd round.
>>67512486
I admire your optimism. Enjoy it for the next couple of days.
>>67512486
Have you seen Holtbys numbers in the post season? He has the best numbers in the playoffs this year.
>>67512569
except that W category
>>67512423
>I'm a flyers fan but I started rooting for the caps
>>67512646
You know what I fucking mean jerkoff
>>67512628
Okay but if he has the best numbers in the post season how is that his fault? He can't score goals.
>>67512674
apparently he can't stop them either
>>67512687
Alright I can see you lack any sort of knowledge about the topic. Good day.
>>67512687
STOP STOP HES ALREADY DEAD
>>67512265
Are you fucking retarded?
>>67512533
Hahahahahahah
>>67512628
>>67512687
Canada can get Olympic gold, but ameribro's keep delivering gold banter
>>67512366
I been uppity and shit posting all season desu.
>all this same fagging going on
>tfw no more Greece
hourly reminder
Sheary-Crosby-Hornqvist
10 goals and 23 points in 11 games.
Hagelin-Bonino-Kessel
11 goals and 30 points in 11 games.
Kunitz-Malkin-Fehr
6 goals and 15 points in 11 games.
Kühnhackl-Cullen-Rust
7 goals and 13 points in 11 games.
Choose your poison in match ups.
For comparison Tampa Bay only got 5 goals and 11 points, less than the Pens' fourth line alone, from their bottom six:
Ondrej Palat - Tyler Johnson - Nikita Kucherov
15 goals and 29 points in 10 games.
Alex Killorn - Valtteri Filppula - Jonathan Drouin
5 goals and 22 points in 10 games.
Cedric Paquette - Brian Boyle - Ryan Callahan
4 goals and 8 points in 10 games.
Matt Taormina - Vladislav Namestnikov - Jonathan Marchessault
1 goals and 3 points in 10 games.
>Crosby has 8 points (1G 7A) in the 4 games Bishop has started against Crosby as a member of the lightning. Important to note that in one of the games Bishop was chased after 13 min allowing 3 goals on 10 shots.
>Malkin has 5 points (2G 3A) in 4 games that Bishop has started against him as a member of the lightning.
>One of the 2 games that they were in the line-up together against bishop, they chased him after 13 min. In a game Crosby missed but Malkin played, they also chased bishop after the 1st.
TAMPA GAY B. T. F. O.
>>67510939
Murray was a star in the AHL though.....
>>67513024
did the pens even beat the lightning this year? I went to one game where they shit all over them and MAF got pulled
You know how eating before sleep is a bad idea?
But not eating anything all day is also a bad idea?
I trapped myself in bad idea town
How many goals do you think kucherov will score against the pens? 8? 9?
>>67513074
I know its your first year watching hockey and everything buddy, buttttt lol regular season. cmon dude.
>>67513107
2 at the most. the real question is how many times will bishop get chased in this series. 4? 5?
>>67513110
>pens fan calling out other new fans
That's gold.
>>67513110
>the regular season isnt important
wew
>>67513136
>yfw you realize 2005 was 20 years ago
doesn't count as new lmao fucking queer. I know way more than you do by now i guarantee it.
>>67513107
including the hat trick tonight? 8
>>67513107
probably 6-8.
>>67512569
>holtby
>best in the playoffs
>andersen 1.41 GAA, .947 SV%
what chance does the rest of the nhl have with this rock solid goaltender in the playoffs? literally who can stop the ducks with these great stats?
>>67513188
in determining a playoff series? it isnt.
Reminder that this "bust" outscored Puljujarvi in his draft year and he did it in less games
>>67513261
its not a determinant but it is worth noting my smelly dumb steak and cheese chum
>>67512460
>>67511006
>>67510939
>>67508904
>>67508550
>>67508527
>>67508485
It amazes me how overated ovechkin. Corect me if i wrong but ovechkin playstyle is all about his shoot and hits, he **** puck possesion player, his iq not brillianse, sometimes he scored highlight real goals but honestly those his goals not really skillful i like only couple of them. He boring not skill player but just have powerful shot. He so overated
I hope he not read it
>>67510549
You mean just like Assburgh?
Hahahahahahahahahah
>>67513295
are you having a stroke
>>67513295
nice post
>>67513295
>mad at players that can score goals
>>67513295
Wew lad
>LETS GO LIGHTNING
>>67513313
NOPE LOL
hourly reminder
Sheary-Crosby-Hornqvist
10 goals and 23 points in 11 games.
Hagelin-Bonino-Kessel
11 goals and 30 points in 11 games.
Kunitz-Malkin-Fehr
6 goals and 15 points in 11 games.
Kühnhackl-Cullen-Rust
7 goals and 13 points in 11 games.
Choose your poison in match ups.
For comparison Tampa Bay only got 5 goals and 11 points, less than the Pens' fourth line alone, from their bottom six:
Ondrej Palat - Tyler Johnson - Nikita Kucherov
15 goals and 29 points in 10 games.
Alex Killorn - Valtteri Filppula - Jonathan Drouin
5 goals and 22 points in 10 games.
Cedric Paquette - Brian Boyle - Ryan Callahan
4 goals and 8 points in 10 games.
Matt Taormina - Vladislav Namestnikov - Jonathan Marchessault
1 goals and 3 points in 10 games.
>Crosby has 8 points (1G 7A) in the 4 games Bishop has started against Crosby as a member of the lightning. Important to note that in one of the games Bishop was chased after 13 min allowing 3 goals on 10 shots.
>Malkin has 5 points (2G 3A) in 4 games that Bishop has started against him as a member of the lightning.
>One of the 2 games that they were in the line-up together against bishop, they chased him after 13 min. In a game Crosby missed but Malkin played, they also chased bishop after the 1st.
TAMPA GAY B. T. F. O.
Who else /penguins/ here?
this is our year lads.
> tfw it still hurts
Lifelong pens fan here. I hope Crosby gets a shutout next game!
Go Pens go!
>>67513399
plz feel better
>>67513405
kek
good night guys
>rags
>craps
>>67513432
goodnight binlan
>>67513391
Here familia. Bill winning a cup with da pens is only in dreams tier. I'm literally shaking.
>>67513406
Thanks Disney bro
Iam rooting for the bolts to cup at this point
i really hope the pens lose just so this bill shit will stop. this is the least funny meme on this board other than leon the nazi
>>67506828
I remember that post.
That was a good post.
>>67513446
im getting nervous because the stuff im reading is saying stralman may still not be back this round. are there any rumors of ducks coach yet?
>>67513475
>mad at bill
Kys
I'll thrash you bloos fuckers TEXAS style
>>67513518
>le fat goofy man XD
>>67511941
its not your players that are shit its your coaching staff and tsunadere fans that make FAs not want to sign in cuck land and win them a cup
>>67513475
BILL ALERT
POST YER BILLS
>>67512674
>not scoring goals after the other team pulls their goalie like Brodiur
>>67513532
Hating on bill is like hating pizza. It doesn't make you that cool hipster guy it just makes you a faggot.
>tfw hockeii will be dead and we have to watch Aussie streams at 3 AM
>>67513575
>keke look at him! HOTDOGS!!
>>67513595
I wish you guys made the playoffs that way it wasnt just a giant nap to the conference finals
>>67513607
>still mad
>still replying
Kek he must remind you of a successful version of yourself
>>67513636
You won't smile when Bill crush your deams.
>>67513444
Just give us the Stanley Cup already tbqh
which memer is in net for Dallas?
>>67513686
wall just got 10ft higher, pedro
>>67513703
I hope so, don't wan't more shit tier Mexicans ruining our culture in your country.
Mfw this is my first year watching hockey and I picked the Penguins as my team even when they were doing shit in the beginning of the season
>>67512999
>all this mad
you don't deserve those trips
>tfw the wheat kings win the Ed ChynowethC up
>>67513693
Let ten in
>>67513314
no just french so anglais not brillianse
>>67513736
good choice bro
>>67513084
Had one of those Sunday blood
Ended up having a frozen pizza at like 10:30 and regretted it
>>67513736
t. every pens fan
>>67513732
What kind of Mexican are you lad?
White boxer bro Mexican
Handsome Spaniard Mexican?
Tiny beaner Mexican?
I want to know who supports Bill in Mexico
If you watch a replay of the Bonino OT goal, you'll see Bill was a foot away and would have easily slammed it home for a hat trick. Bones owes him 13 hot dogs for that.
>>67513977
Yeah, he really cucked Bill there
Whose watching the Knights sweep the ice dogs?
>>67513977
>implying bill cares
He's just glad to be around friends
>>67513475
>dislikes bill
>dislikes the skating holocaust
shit taste personified
>yfw Brian Boyle is essentially a foot taller Andrew Shaw
>>67514081
He's so happy with his bff hags
>tfw I know more about hockey than any of you dicks
>>67513736
>>67513824
>>67513854
>mfw i started rooting for pittsburgh after they acquired Phil "Actually Bill" Kessel
>>67506095
>tfw Red Wings will never get to amass all the best players again.
>>67513842
You're supposed to put them in the oven first.
>>67514016
It's on in the background.
Pongs are going to win Stan Leeb Owl and there is nothing you can do about it. The Rangers were no match to them. They mopped the floor with Caps because they're a true 4 line hockey team. Tranpa Jay LBGTning is about to be hit by a storm so violent they'll be lucky to be back next october. No team in west can challenge the immaculate Penguins this year, the perfect mix of star power and unsung heroes. Screen fucking cap this post if you don't believe. There are always those who fail to see. Are you one of them?
>>67504985
>shit because he can't carry an entire team all the way to eastern conference finals
atleast use logic memespouter
>>67514402
penguins are very dominant, remind me of the kings in 2012
>>67513935
6'2 fit spaniard 10/10 by Mexican "standards" probably a 7/10 by first world standards.
The reason i support Bill is that i went to pittsburgh for a congress two months and knew him.
>inb4 hoc newfag.
Yes i'be only watched this season which i've enjoyed so far
When is the Sharks vs Preds game? Tomorrow?
>>67505969
what is the finnish goaltending meme i dont understand
inb4 kill yourself faggot
>>67514450
I thought you were in Russia, Auston.
>>67514469
fucking google it faggot, (its at 5pm pst)
>>67510551
His point is we aren't the best. That's why we need immigrants. ffuuuuuugggg
>DUN DUN
DALLAS
>DUN
STARS
>>67514469
>>67514601
my bad i mean 6pm pst/9pm est
>>67514606
God tier Pantera https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuWJ0cNdTBU
>>67514601
>>67514621
Then when is the Dallas vs Blues game?
>>67514683
5pm pst/8pm est tonight
>>67514693
Why is my TV only airing one?
ITT: canada getting BTFO
I live in a city where it has never snows and i've been to 2 playoff games this year. how does it feel syrupboy
>>67514712
because one is probably out of your state and doesn't cover it. use a stream
>>67514643
best goal song/chant? mb
what are the other good ones?
>>67514742
My laptop is broke
>>67514915
Blues/Stars gamethread
>>67514469
goddamnit when will people realize how shitty of a president reagan was
>>67515066
he certainly wasn't the savior obama turned out to be
>>67515066
Never. because he was an awesome president. eat shit you statist bootlicking faggot.
>>67515286
literal retard
>>67515340
>because i read it on my reddits internet website
yeah get fucked faggot. clinton sucked. reagan ruled. your moms a slut.
>>67515221
>>67515286
tripled national debt
totally ignored AIDs
raided the social security fund, totally setting it up for failure
fucked up the middle class through increased taxes for them while lowering taxes for the super rich
gave a lot of money to an organization in Afghanistan that would later become the Taliban
oh and that whole Iran/Contra stuff
he was a terrible president and the endless praise for him is just crazy
>>67511690
That would be noice
>karey let 1 in
>>67513592
Why the need for fake boobs that big
>>67515820
neocons are trash
liberals are trash
don't know who you support, but everything post regan on both sides has been awful
take the rest of this trash to /pol
>Stors
>Finnish goaltending duo
MY FUCKING FACE WHEN DULLOSE IS ELIMINATED
>drafting a finn 2nd overall
>>67517005
>drafting a Mexican first overall
They don't even know what ice is
>>67517005
That worked out terribly for the cats
>Leltonnen
Would /hoc/ rather have Draisaitl or MacKinnon?
>>67517107
Yeah, one of the biggest busts in the last 10 years
>>67517153
MacKinnon
>>67517153
The memes tempt me but I'll go with MacK
ps. I fucking hate store fronts
>>67517153
MacDogshit is a fucking bust. Should have taken Seth Jones
Would you still root for your team if they had a Finnish goalie?
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
>WHAT'S YFWTSWTSC?????
WHERE THE STEERS POSTERS NOW?
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>>67517836
as a backup? sure
Barring absolute pandemonium in Dallas, we now know that the Western Conference winner will be going for their first championship.
Which of the Sharks, Preds, and Blues which would you want to see finally get the Cup?
>>67517977
preds/ blues/ finals canceled due to outbreak of ww3/ sharks / tampa / pongs
in that order
>>67517977
Bloos or Shorks
>>67517977
I'd be fine with any of the three beating Pittsburgh, though I'd say Nashville if I had to pick one.
>>67517977
Shorks
>>67518046
>mad at sandwich
Why did they rush Seguin to play against the Mild?
Sup Dullass, i see deals in our future.
>Finnish goaltending
lmao
looks like every ELITE shitposting teams have been eliminated
>devlels
>cryers
>wongs
>stors
>tfw the stars score 6 in a row to win it in regulation
>>67518373
>struggling
>against Minnesota
That's why
>>67518641
>in 20 minutes
>having not one, but two, finnish goaltenders
Well. I can only pray for this game, and here's to next year. Hopefully at the very least Niemi gets the boot, he's a consistent choker unlike Lehtonen, who can at least meme his way to a few wins
Convince me that Dallas isn't Calgary 2.0
Protip you can't
>>67518808
calgary had a good finnish goaltender up until he got destroyed by sandwich
>Finnish goaltending
>>67518777
demers and niemi have contaminated your team, my apologies
I hope pekka doesnt meme tommorrow
>>67518777
trips = stars comeback?
How mad does this picture make you?
>>67517153
damn had no idea mack was only 20. thought he was older than draisaitl
>>67518950
After their performance in the postseason it just makes me laugh.
>>67518950
bad teams don't make anyone mad
>CBC not showing a game 7
>Canucasuals
>>67517297
Colorado needs to break up the hierarchy of lazy young Canadians controlling the locker room/team. They view NHL games as a paycheck, they don't give a fuck about Colorado or winning cups.
None of them are busts, but they need to be separated and put on teams where they get an attitude adjustment and aren't part of their own clique.
As it is now they control when the team looks good and bad, and they love missing the playoffs so they can play for team Canada and talk about what an honor that is.
Fortunately I think Sakic has finally realized that. Colorado should make a deal with the Stars for Jason Spezza or Anaheim for Kessler or some veteran center like that. Would help Colorado a lot, and maybe guys like Perry/Getzlaf could break their foot off in the young kids ass enough to get them to change.
>>67518950
>le first round exit indians
makes me smile senpai
>>67519195
>relying on Perry or Getzlaf for leadership
nah
>>67517977
Sharks > Blues > Bolts > Preds > Pongs
Sharks - Penguins SCF would be good
>>67519356
fortunately I really don't care about the future of Anaheim or whoever else, just get a top center that actually wants to win on Colorado and get rid of Duchene, that would be nice.
ITS HAPPENING
>>67519390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OvS87P9r4k
>>67519539
that smug fucking black bro
Gonna get swept :(
Please use pic related for the next thread's theme/picture, whoever makes it
>>67519741
go make it