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LAR:Rams SS T.J. McDonald popped for DUI Tuesday
OAK:Vegas mayor: The Raiders are not 'playing' us
FA:Jets owner: 'No news' on Ryan Fitzpatrick
NYG:Shepard has 'every opportunity' to be #2 WR
SF:49ers RT Anthony Davis 'badly' out of shape?
SD:Melvin Gordon underwent microfracture surgery
FA:Seahawks pass on Vernon Adams after tryout
PHI:Sam Bradford decides he'll show up on Monday
SEA:Prosise gets WR reps at Seahawks rookie camp
SF:Niners hoping Gabbert beats out Kaepernick?
MIA:Cameron Wake gets two-year, $15M extension
SD:Chargers sign Matt Slauson to play center
Dolphins
i do it for you /nfl/
jets will go 6-10 and literally no one on earth can stop them
>>67501596
boo
>>67501589
>USC QB's
>good
kekarino familamadingdong
>>67501600
Miami could stop them if they get sweeped by the Jets
Clowney is still elite
>>67501597
DUDE
who /cantsleep/ here?
>>67501660
>have a final in 12 hours
>can't sleep
>>67501660
Can, but don't want to. The night passed by too quickly.
>>67501566
good enough to beat the packers
>>67501660
>anyne
>elliot
Is he the best defensive player since Butkus?
>>67501756
The more I think about it that was a fluke win. Shields dropping easy interception and the random deflected pass TD. Janis coming up with insane grabs and Fitz shaking half the D I count one for one but Cards seemed to get more lucky than the Pack that game
>>67501763
>tfw this is the edited version that fixed a couple of typos
>packers
>fluke wins
>>67501763
What are you insinuating, Canada?
>>67501597
Degenerate butt slut
>>67501819
Packers had plenty of meme wins. With the WR corps not fully developed they literally had to rely on Rodgers' insane hardcount to meme out free points. I was just saying that play by play in the loss against the cards the Pack played better
Is there anyone that's more of a diceroll at qb than Palmer?
>>67501944
Romo.
>>67501964
When was the last full season he played? My memory is shit. Or is that what you're referring to?
>>67501979
Yes.
Romo has been on the cusp of elite status for years but there's always been something that comes up.
>>67501944
Eli Manning
Are the Chiefs elite yet?
>>67502025
>chefs
>>67502025
>not even in Kansas
No.
>negro/spic detected
snow is comfy
>>67502053
You're telling me. KC is one of the hilliest cities in the US, and as soon as there is 1mm of snow, cars start raining down into the street valleys
>>67502033
So you're telling me Kansas is elite? And Missouri is not? Pretty accurate desu
>>67502030
Gates is bar none the absolute best. It's really not even close
>b-b-but muh Z-Man
>>67502025
>tfw royals starting pitching
>>67501589
This is now a Cardinals getting BTFO thread
>>67502089
That was my absolute biggest concern going into the season. I think it was everybody's, or most intelligible Royals fans. But goddamn, it is fucking atrocious. Worse than I thought. I was almost laughing watching ultimate flyball pitcher Chris Young pitching in the Yanks little league park.
Good thing we got rid of deadweights Manaea and Finnegan for 2 month rentals. Cueto fucking sucked balls for us save for one start in the playoffs. I will admit Zobrist was a nice rental, but still.
>>67502125
Despite the loss today, it was pretty fun watching Cain blast off 3 homers.
>>67501597
>>67502125
Youll Cowards popping in
Its gonna be a good day
>>67502147
UNDER .500 FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE JULY 2014
AGAINST THE WORST YANKEES TEAM IN 25+ YEARS
I think I'm going to ingest a lethal amount of milk tonight. I'm talking fucking lethal.
>>67501660
ayyy you made it :) thanx namefriend
>>67501944
Dalton.
>>67502491
Fuck off
So, if all the teams had no injuries, everyone at full health, who wins the owl next year?
Im gonna roll with the pats still with the closest contenders being the seahawks, steelers, and broncos.
>>67502906
why aren't the packers up there?
>>67503197
because the Packers dont bow to the Jews
really the only thing I can think of considering the 2014 offense was the leagues best with Jordy and the 2015 defense was pretty good too
>>67503236
yeah, a consistent run game is what's holding em back in my opinion. fuck lacy.
thankfully lacy seems to have got the message and has responded very well
>>67503429
aw hell yeah! that gives me some hope for sure
vick > ben
>>67502094
>Klob is so concussed that he probably doesn't even remember this game happened
a blessing in disguised
>when you wake up and remember you're a Broncos fan
>>67504205
>mfw I wake up and not a cornhuskers fan
All around me are familiar faces
>>67504874
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WORLD
I had a dream last night that the Jets traded Geno to the Texans for Brandon Weeden.
>>67504990
Remember that Jon Balwin/AJ Jenkins trade between the Chiefs and 49ers a few seasons back?
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga, y'all ready for that Chiefs Supreme Dream Non-Meme Team!?
I'm talking the deepest roster in the league, I'm talking playoffs, I'm talking super bowl boound, baby. CHIEFS TAKE IT ALL, RED AND YELLOW RED AND YELLOW RED AND YELLOW USA USA USA USA USA
Woke up this morning and did not feel like P Diddy
>>67501589
>PHI:Sam Bradford decides he'll show up on Monday
But the franchise is already here. How can he even compete with the Blue Eyes White Dragon?
>>67505644
Wentz will sit like Aaron Rodgers and take the league by storm
Bradford Is just here to pass the time collect sacks and be the scapegoat for draft picks
Tanking with Bradford will be 2017 season where we can resign him a 3rd year for cheap
4th is when BEWD emerges
Ravens suck and Old Gay failed his finals bc he's a stupid person.
>>67505644
>forcing an unready QB to start
You want another Blaine Gabbert? He could have been decent like David Carr could have been very good had they not started early on teams with no Oline
>>67505183
Your mom.took it all last night
Chargers had the the best offseason in the AFCBest and is a underrated /bet/ for winning the West.
Thank You Based Rivers, you finally have a decent Center since Nick Hardwick retired.
>>67506111
Bosa will bust
>>67506129
all over yer mums face
>>67503429
>>67503496
Can't wait for the bounceback!
>>67503236
>>67503429
>going this far out of your way
>>67501597
wut am I looking at
are those chicken bones?
>>67506448
mary jane bones
eagles will have the best defense in the nfc east this year
>>67506568
Disgusting.
>>67506568
>getting triggered by nfl.com polls
It's mostly casual fans m8 of course theyre going to have recency bias
>>67506585
>>67506591
>hurr the older players will always be the best and nothing will change that
stay stuck in the past faggots
>>67506591
Who's #1 to you?
I'd go,
Joe
Brett
Peypey
Football in the 60's
>GET OPEN, AND I'LL GET YOU THE BALL
Football in the 10's
>If you run this offensive scheme when they run this defensive scheme, your 3 and 4 recievers might be open at this point in their route
Why did football become less about athletics and more about strategics?
>>67506614
Can't say I've only been watching since roughly 04 but I've just seen Peyton shit the bed too may times to say he's better than Joe Montana at the very least
I would have him ahead of Favre though
>>67506648
because strategy proved to be superior to win
that's why it is chess on a field
>>67506670
I'm only really into football, but I watch a little basketball.
Nothing seems to be quite as dynamic and strategic as american football, would you agree?
>Orioles on pace to win the world series
>Manny Machado is currently the best baseball player in the universe, set to win MVP4lyfe
>Ravens back on track, look ready for another deep playoff run
Life is good
>>67506711
>Ravens back on track
how?
>>67506585
Why is Manning 03-04 so bad?
04 was arguably the best season by a QB all time.
Why are they so cute lads?
>>67506661
This is about the MVP seasons, I suppose. It would be stupid to place Brown there otherwise: different positions and all
>>67506724
Well getting the 20 injured reserve players back is gonna be a big help, plus the stellar draft they just had
>>67506711
The Ravens wont even win their division lol... A healthy Steelers team with Big Ben, LeVeon Bell, and Antonio Brown is almost unstoppable, , i dont even see them getting 2nd in that division, much less make the playoffs. And the Nats will crush the O's, so would the Cubs.
>>67506793
>And the Nats will crush the O's, so would the Cubs
Good one. In other news yet another New England pro team is about to get busted for cheating.
http://mlb.nbcsports.com/2016/05/11/report-the-red-sox-are-being-investigated-by-mlb-for-questionable-international-signings/
>>67501944
Definitely Eli.
>>67506765
It's not about the seasons themselves m8 the question says who is the greatest back to back MVP of all time as in which player out of the 4 who have won back to back MVPs was the best player
Hey guys, the Orioles just hit another home run, what else is new?
Joe Montana is arguably the best QB in NFL history
>>67507344
I might need surgery.
>>67507368
Don't you body is capable of healing itself from just about anything. Surgery is almost always not needed
>>67507446
Such blanket statements about medicine are as stupid, if not more so, then blanket statements about football
>>67507933
Nah bro. It's like dinosaurs it's a scientific law that surgery isn't ever needed unless it's for a cavity or something.
which is objectively better
4-3
or
3-4
Go pats
>>67508018
the 46 defense
>implying the Eagles aren't winning Super Bowl LI-thium
>>67508018
3-4, but you need to have enough talent in those front three or very aggressive corners to make it better than 4-3.
https://www.rt.com/usa/342687-baltimore-priests-sexual-abuse-list/
holy shit can baltipoor get any worse?
>>67508327
>only in Baltimore do priests touch little boys
lol upvoted
>>67508327
Why are you so obsessed with Baltimore and me? Also read the article dumbass, it's not what you think it is
>>67508018
Honestly all about preference and personnel desu. Been plenty of dominant 4-3 defenses and plenty of dominant 3-4 defenses. As a fan 3-4 is more fun to watch tho. Lots more interesting blitzes
>defending chimp out capital of the nation
>lions fans get upset over drafting a Long snapper with a compesentry pick when LS often are drafted to play other positions and the only LS we have is old and expensive
Quinn knows what he's doing bros
>>67508565
No one is defending LA, Chicago or Seattle
>>67508584
Batipoor, or did you miss all those Ferguson riots?
>>67508742
>>>/pol/
LA, Chicago and Seattle have had more riots than Ferguson or Seattle you child
>>67508572
>not having the most elite long snapper in the league to hold your team together through thick and thin
he never makes mistakes and sets an example to the rest of the team
>>67508978
>make a million dollars to execute 2 plays and maybe a handful of trick plays you'll probably never use
must be nice
>>67509074
every extra point field goal and punt
even one fuck up on any of these can cost the game
1 million dollars is chump change on the salary cap any way. its less than any shitty gamble on an old veteran would get paid
>>67508978
But we do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk5iwncJ47Q
I miss him
>Patriots WR Julian Edelman recently underwent left foot surgery but is on track to return for training camp, sources told @MikeReiss and me.
>>67509610
>Julian Edelman recently was spotted in NYC with a “big boot” on foot, riding around on a motorized device. Surgery was "cleanup procedure."
>>67503496
tweeted on my birthday. kewl
>>67509601
who dat is?
>>67509649
>Edelman recently was spotted in NYC with a “big boot” on foot, riding around on a motorized device
>>67510015
JaMarr Biller
>>67508742
allright, ill take the bait
1. The riots in Baltimore had nothing to do with Michael Brown
2.Ferguson is nowhere near Baltimore, Ferguson is in Missouri
>hes not even trying anymore
>>67510061
A while ago someone on here called Anquan Boldin "Antoine Baldwin". I remember this every now and then and it still makes me giggle
What did he mean by this?
>>67510676
I'm gay and don't know my myths
>>67510676
he's gay
>>67510676
lmao what a butchering of greek mythology
>>67510727
Sup gay. You must be a cowboys fan
>>67510676
jej
I enjoy rodgers humor sometimes
>>67510676
I thought whites were supposed to be smart
>>67506972
Oh
Well that's stupid.
This guys can't even have interesting polls, I suppose the offseason sucks that hard for them.
DRI Archer is a Madden Legend
>talking with qt 3.14 niners gril
>shes wearing summer shorts
>see her mistletoe
>get a boner
>wanna fug
>we fug
>ask her who her favorite niner player is
"oh Colin kaepernick! He's so hot"
>kick her out
>kept her panties
Fuckin women
>>67511038
>not fucking her first before kicking her out
What a faggot but what can you expect from a niners fan
>>67511038
>disliking the MAN
Jealous tbqhwyf
>>67511038
Is it that easy?
>>67511108
I don't give a shit about her liking kaep
She said he was hot, she picked a player just because he's hot, not a true fan
>>67511122
Confidence is key
Appearance is also very important
Just don't look like an autistic beardo and be confident but firm, also do not hit on college girls, they will say you raped em
>>67511138
Sport understanding QTS are rare, might need to lower them standards there Mr. Draper
>>67511193
Confident but gentle*
>>67511206
My ex was a huge sports fan but thing
Sdidn't work out, also became a mother to some guy living with his brother in the east side of NYC
>>67508018
Nickel.
>>67511354
JUST
>The #Jaguars signed former #Colts first-round pick DE Bjoern Werner, ending his lengthy time as a free agent.
>>67511494
JUST
U
S
T
>>67509601
Blame your shit coaches for not giving one of the most talented backs in the league any touches. What a fucking joke.
He would've died in Miami too if your management had any decent sense of the game.
>>67511161
>a tie
>>67511354
>sorry I only take a dude if his teams' Qb is ELIte
Life is suffering
You have to fuck at least 1
Who do you pick and why
>>67511038
>her
>>67510676
>did you ever hear the story of Darth Rodgers the wise?
>>67511038
>see her mistletoe
>get a boner
>>67512063
I think he means mean curtains?
>>67511161
>4 teams having a tie
>ravens finishing 2-14
>raiders go 12-4
>jags going 11-5
>cards going 8-8
>naners 0-16
when will the memes end
>>67511555
You're preaching to the choir
>>67512075
>mean
>>67512075
>>67512063
Meat* curtains
>>67511161
>Giants going 5-11
Wat?
>>67511161
>ANYONE in the NFC North having less than 6 wins
The patriots were cheaters right from the gecko
https://youtu.be/c3fgE7kwW9w
>>67512431
>gecko
You mean get go you fuckdick
How come nobody talks about SB47 ever? That was a pretty good game.
its our year
>>67512464
Didn't he already make a video like this?
OFFICIAL NFL CHEERLEADER POWER RANKINGS
1. Raiders
2. Cowboys
3. Panthers
4. Ravens
5. Seahawks
6. Texans
7. Falcons
POWER GAP
9001. R******
9002. Browns
Just a question. The Cardinals, Packers, Steelers, and Bengals always have a good/great regular season, but in the playoffs chokes harder than a wifebeater.
Why?
>>67512543
Fuck the cards
>>67512713
>cardinals
have only been good since warner, were trash forever before that
>packers
have 4 super bowls? are you retarded?
>steelers
jesus christ
>bengals
some sort of gypsy curse
Andrew Luck
>http://espn.go.com/blog/new-england-patriots/post/_/id/4792859/bill-belichick-is-in-his-element-in-entertaining-lacrosse-magazine-feature
>"Put him in the goal," Belichick said, lacrosse stick in hand during a casual warm-up session. "Can't dodge, can't run."
BANTZ
>>67512713
The Bengals are cursed. That shit at the end of the wildcard game last year was so wild and insane. They had the ball in field goal range and a lead. Ben was dead. Less than two minutes to go. And they still lost.
>tfw taking a break from /hoc/ postseason bantz to chill with /NFL/ offseason bros
What does /NFL/ think of our Duke Williams pickup? I'm fuckin hyped, to be honest.
Best?
>>67512970
Shut up fag.
>>67512970
shut up fag
>>67512970
Fuck the Blose.
>>67512970
>dab lose
>>67512970
basically you're gay
>>67512623
I have always preferred the Colts
>>67512771
More like Andrea Luck. heheheehehe.
>>67512026
Underrated
>>67512752
There's a Buccaneer logo you moron.
>#Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette will announce his retirement tomorrow at a press conference, source said. He suffered a serious neck injury
>#Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette will announce his retirement tomorrow at a press conference, source said. He suffered a serious neck injury
>#Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette will announce his retirement tomorrow at a press conference, source said. He suffered a serious neck injury
>>67512464
>fatass EDP sneaks food into theater
>can't even get a job at a theater
Does this nigga make any $ off YouTube or are we the only ones that watch him?
>>67513408
Wilson on suicide watch
>>67512543
Not with Falcons & Panthers in your division it aint.
>>67513408
Shit.
>>67514144
>Falcons
You roaches crack me up heh
>Brock Osweiler says he’s struggled to pick up the Texans’ offense.
how hard is it to learn "Throw it to Hopkins"
>>67514233
Enjoy our leftover coaches, maggot.
>>67514243
Bretty hard when he can't throw far
>>67512464
this dude has the best comments section on youtube
>>67514310
Meme Player of the Year
>>67514243
It takes time to learn a 20k play playbook when 19989 of the plays are checkdowns.
He's just confused. he'll get it though.
>>67514310
Low key want him to succeed
>>67513452
>Ricardo Lockette
it's not tyler lockett, wilson will be fine ya dumb cunt
>>67506737
I'm guessing he means the casuals who actually vote in these don't remember seeing any of the other choices, ergo Peyton is their default option
>>67514334
Mad cuck
>>67514470
>Bills 13-3
wew lad
>>67514470
>49ers
>4-12
They're atleast going 7-9 with a win over the hawks
>>67514470
>Packers 5-11
O.O
>>67514470
This whole list is shit. You should seriously consider suicide.
>>67514470
>browns getting any wins
>implying this isnt happening
>>67514555
>anon followed sneak's advice
>>67514695
Make it Jets Cowboys and its right man
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rJBhkkzNDkQ
>>67513408
That sucks. He was probably the best gunner in the league.
>>67514699
iris is trash
>Your team
>Predicted record for next year
>Favorite song on Views
Eagles
11-5
One Dance
>>67514803
Lions
10-6
>
>>67514803
49ers
4-12
9
>>67514803
>da burrs
>9-7
>Too Good
>want to play crystal
>Don't have a game link cable to get all the cool trade evolutions
>>67513408
as a Pats fan, that really sucks. f
>>67514803
>using my webms
ilu
>>67514881
when i was little i had a friend who was japanese, and he would go back there every summer
one year he came back and traded me a celebi from that phone event shit they had for crystal in japanese
really wish i could find that cartridge
>>67514920
Why not just do the celebi glitch?
>Seahawks
>10-6
>
>>67514920
ilu2 u animoo nerd
(my webms have superior quality tho)
(i just can't be assed to get an hd source shit takes a lot of effort)
(too much shit is 360p at best webm related)
>>67514920
>lying on the internet
>>67514967
i mean i could just hack a GS ball into the game to get a semi-legit one, but that japanese one was special to me
>>67515055
my webms are just whatever gfycat pumps out, it's why i can't make ones that are too long
>>67515067
why would i lie about something like that? whether you believe me or not it happened
>>67515163
>Has the potential to be the GOAT
>decides weed is more important when he can be the goat then have all the weed he wants after his career is over
Is there another QB that has done more with less? I feel bad for the guy, playing without an oline and without a star receiver for most of last season.
man i miss ivory, hope he does work with dem jags
>>67515163
>>67515198
the NFL needs to stop testing for weed. Teams can do tests and dole out punishments how they see fit, but weed is not performance enhancing
>>67514788
>likes Tenshi
>call others trash
>>67515163
>Close to 1,700 yards in only 14 games as a Browns receiver
The NFL should put in race quotas for white people.
>>67515237
one season with forte and youll forget all about him
Good Night Sweet Prince
>>67515256
i have literally perfect taste
>>67515368
le couldn't set a pick on brandon browner man
>>67515272
Imagine if he had Brees, I'm convinced Gordon has GOAT potential
>>67515359
>only 90
what the fuk is this?
>>67515505
kinda happens when you are injured all year
>>67515490
>you now remember marquise lee
>>67515457
Weren't you the one who like the new cat starter
Any ufa's going to make your team? Hoping we sign a new punter.
>>67515759
it's my favorite out of the new batch, which isn't saying that much, but yeah i like it
hopefully it gets an interesting second type
>>67515972
>not liking Popplio best
Kekkity kek.
>>67515967
>feet
disgust.tiff
>>67516013
>ugly ass seal
at least say the qt owl thing, jesus christ man
>>67501768
youd better believe it
>>67516375
delanie def next
who else watching live
>>67516079
>Kirk Cousins
>over Edelman
>>67516614
Reported for spam
>>67502906
objectively speaking the Vikings have the best shot at winning the Owl and anyone who says otherwise is a retarded cuck who sucks the dick of E!SPN memers who fellate big market teams
>>67514842
that missed block was despicable
>>67515220
>dat one year where he threw to 17 different receivers
Or was it 12? I forget.
>>67516706
the vikings aren't even the best team in their own division
>>67516684
Kill yourself jesus christ.
This is why you're the worst trip.
>>67516789
Shh, puppet.
>>67516614
Delanie gets no respect.
>>67516846
No fuck you faggot.
>smeth and cousins above luck
are people finally waking up and realizing luck is overrated trash?
>>67517127
Luck shouldn't have been on the list
I lost faith in the top 100 when AP made the list last year.
>>67514550
Chip Kelly meme magic returns
>>67516774
Who won the NFCN last year? not your education system that's who you fucking mental midget
>>67501652
MEMES
>>67517257
>be vikings fan
>be angry defensive shitposter
sounds about right
>>67514550
>with a win over the hawks
i'm still keeping my standing bet that i'll post a picture of my legs in trap stockings if miracles happen and
>naners win in centurylink
How much longer until the Jags are an AFC powerhouse?
they've been raping the draft the past few years
>>67517447
>be faggot
>need attention so use a name on anonymous website
wow you're retarded. kill you're self in real life my son. That's no rebuttal to the fact that the Vikings won the NFCN last eyar and they're going to OWL this year, next year and the following year. Screencap this shit, I'll eat a shoe on livestrim if they don't
>>67517668
they don't play games on paper
>Malcolm Butler is not an elite corner in the NFL
https://youtu.be/bdcNcLdmEKk
Seriously how deluded to you have to believe this guy isn't the real deal
>>67516526
Get fucked Patsfag.
>>67516526
Edelman was out half of the season and when he did play he clearly wasn't 100%.
Bradys insane no-interception streak ended because of Edelman juggling balls
>>67517750
Butler not being on the cover of madden last year is a fucking travesty
>>67517719
yeah whatever man
>>67517750
one play wonder
>>67517750
but can he handle a true receiver?
>>67517911
great response, thank you for admitting that I'm correct and leaving with your tail between your legs you stupid piece of shit. I wasn't kidding before you literally should kill yourself for posting with a trip. Just end it you attention whoring addle-brained cuckolded whore-sniffing unemployed son of a commoner
>>67518052
yeah whatever man
>>67517750
Hell of a fucking game to watch
Odell vs Butler might be one of the best match ups of the season. Butler plays the ball like no corner I've seen before
>>67515246
>yfw Josh Gordon just stops running routes and watches every pass fly through the air into the arms of the secondary because he thinks they're shooting stars
>>67510676
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about greek mythology to disprove it.
>>67510676
That's not...
>>67510676
Remember the Titans?
>>67518190
he's a pothead, not a psychedelic user
>>67514803
>the one NFL team that plays their home games at Gillette Stadium
>12-4, as usual
>I don't know what this is referring to
>>67518331
pot has those kinds of effects too on some people
How does a guy who doesn't have a hometown go about picking an NFL team?
>>67518447
who, Schizophrenics?
>>67518447
i'd hope josh gordon has a high enough tolerance by now, he seems to be very addicted to the stuff
>>67518556
closest city to you?
>>67508774
>LA, Chicago and Seattle have had more riots
>than Ferguson or Seattle
What did he mean by this, lads?
Dear /NFL/
While I do not watch your sport nor usually partake in discussions in these generals I do my best to keep myself on my own containment board of /hoc/
May I ask for some of your helps in retrieving this butthurt Stars/Cowboy """""fan""""" from a gamethread? He seems to have hurt his behind so badly that he is unable to move.
>>67518522
>>67517458
Thanks for your help
>>67518736
say no more
Anyone got the link to that SB50 conspiracy video with that black guy hiding behind some building talking about some Atlantean shit. I'm hopped up on painkillers and looking to revisit it for reasons.
>>67518556
if your family follows football, that team, otherwise whichever one is closest to you
2016 stats
NFC East
Eli Manning 63% 4,600 yards 38 TDs 10 INTs
Tony Romo 67% 4,100 yards 27 TDs 7 INTs
Kirk Cousins 61% 4200 yards 23 TDs 12 INTs
Sam Bradford 60% 1,900 yards 8 TDs 12 INTs
Chase Daniels 58% 2,300 yards 14 TDs 9 INTs
NFC North
Aaron Rodgers 64% 4400 yards 30 TDs 9 INTs
Matt Stafford 60% 4,400 yards 27 TDs 15 INTs
Jay Cutler 62% 3,800 yards 22 TDs 16 INTs
Teddy Bridgewater 61% 3,000 yards 15 TDs 10 INTs
NFC South
Drew Brees 65% 4,800 yards 32 TDs 14 INTs
Cam Newton 60% 4000 yards 28 TDs 13 INTs
Matt Ryan 63% 4300 yards 26 TDs 14 INTs
Jameis Winston 60% 4,100 yards 24 TDs 12 INTs
NFC West
Russel Wilson 65% 4300 yards 35 TDs 8 INTs
Carson Palmer 62% 4500 yards 30 TDs 13 INTs
Jared Goff 62% 3200 yards 19 TDs 11 INTs
Blaine Gabbert 53% 1900 yards 9 TDs 10 INTs
Colin Kapernick 57% 1100 yards 4 TDs 5 INTs
AFC East
Tom Brady 64% 3400 yards 26TDs 5INTs
Jimmy Garoppolo 60% 1100 yards 7TDs 3INTs
Tyrod Taylor 60% 3,300 yards 23TDs 14INTs
Geno Smith 58% 3100 yards 18TDs 16INTs
AFC North
Ben Rophlisberger 63% 4,900 yards 33 TDs 11 INTs
Andy Dalton 62% 4000 yards 29 TDs 14 INTs
Joe Flacco 60% 3700 yards 24 TDs 14 INTs
RG3 60% 3100 yards 18 TDs 15 INTs
AFC South
Blake Bortles 60% 4,600 yards 34 TDs 14 INTs
Andrew Luck 62% 4200 yards 30 TDs 16 INTs
Marcus Mariota 64% 3600 yards 21 TDs 12 INTs
Brock Osweiler 60% 3500 yards 22 TDs 14 INTs
AFC West
Derek Carr 63% 4200 yards 35 TDs 9 INTs
Alex Smith 66% 3900 yards 25 TDs 10 INTs
Phillip Rivers 62% 4400 yards 30 TDs 13 INTs
Paxton Lynch 60% 3500 yards 21 TDs 14 INTs
>>67519024
why would chase daniel get any playing time ever? evaluate your life
>>67519058
The Eagles seem committed to the idea that Carson Wentz will wait till next year and the coach likes him, so when Bradford eventually shits the bed, they will put Chase in.
>>67519024
I wish the filter was smart enough to filter every post with this template
>>67518875
Unsubscribed to him just the other day or I would.
I could not listen to him reference old movies like they were the word of god anymore
>>67519098
if bradford shits the bed he's staying in bud, the very idea of bradford starting means that we're not looking to be good next year
he's gonna take the lumps and protect carson while he learns, no sense wasting two guys for that job
daniel is only a viable starting option if bradford gets injured, which could happen i suppose
>live in LA
>wanted to get into football but closest team was chargers
>we get a team
>its the rams
Should i order my chargers jersey?
>>67519143
What's his name? I just remember him being black, behind some warehouse/store looking thing, and he looked tweaked out.
>>67519167
Either way, there's no way Sam Bradford starts all 16 games.
>>67519213
maybe we'll trade him midway through the season just to shake things up
oh those wacky eagles, what will they do next
>>67519188
Found him, all I did was type in a bunch of conspiracy buzzwords like ascension, naga, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/user/jwilk271/videos
>>67519263
You da real MVP senpai. Here's something for your viewing pleasure.
>>67519315
where did you get this picture of an alien
>>67514803
past
13-3
is views the new drake album. I don't like drake
>>67519182
Order either a Rivers jersey in Powder Blue or a Gurley jersey in the Rams' retro uniform. Your choice.
>>67517896
>Wanting a player on your team to be on the cover of Madden
>>67518875
He did call like the last 3 superbowls so he isnt totally crazy.
>>67519315
>Penn State
Fucking casual
>>67513408
F
Sucks that he'll be remembered for (A) getting BTFO by Butler on that Super Bowl play and (B) almost dying on the field rather than anything else.
>>67519645
you talking shit about PSU buddy? i'll fuck you up
>>67514803
>Panthers
>12-4
>Implying anything on Views compares to the masterpiece that was IYRTITL
>>67515998
Should be higher desu. A lot of Cam's success in the passing game came because J-Stew is an excellent blocker.
>>67501597
Clean your bong, holy shit it's filthy.
lel Zeke shat all over PSU and he'll shit all over the Eagles
>retardo lockett has announced his retirement for health reasons
literally blown the fuck out
>>67519822
>le faggotly dressed man
268 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>>67519729
it's my friend's, though i guess i could clean it
i didn't bring any paraphernalia home from college, big mistake
>>67519822
have a higher quality version
>>67517750
How can fuccbois compete?
>>67510727
>>67510785
>>67510798
>>67510847
>>67510894
It's from Heavyweights you stupid cocklords
GOAT movie
https://youtu.be/juqzgpVz7CY?t=5m10s
happy birfday, $cam and Jeremy Maclin! Oh, and Steve Bono (lol) and Al Jamison.
>>67519024
You're missing Ryan Tannehill and Mark Sanchez.
>>67520804
"""""""""""""""""'missing""""""""""""""
>>67520804
Oh ya.
Ryan Tannehill 64% 25 TDs 13 INTs
And I didn't miss Sanchaz. I think Lynch will beat him out in training camp.
>>67519674
Go diddle some kiddies, faggot.
>>67520935
>implying paterno isn't a saint who was prevented from seeing the rhythmic slapping by the devil
shig
>>67520945
yo
>>67520945
is that that edgelord band Pussy Riot?
>>67519344
I was probed man
>>67519558
>not totally crazy
Sure he's on to something to an extent, but little ol Alice has fallen too far down the rabbit hole.
>>67520604
odlel chimpum jr BTFO
>>67520993
>implying Sandusky wasn't a pawn shielding the real JoePedo
>>67521116
YOU CAN'T PROVE A THING
>>67519315
Where does one find a qt football gf that actually gives a fuck about the game and doesn't just go to games to be seen?
>>67514803
Pests
14-2
U With Me? / Feel No Ways
>>67521318
one's own imagination
>>67521318
Where does one find a tiny qt white gf with a nice ass, tiny waist, birthing hips, and huge tits? You've got a better chance at winning the Powerball m8 or watching the Browns play in a Super Bowl.
Is it almost over?
>implying this won't happen
>>67521745
>almost
is what almost over? playoff win drought?
>>67521745
>Rudi Johnson
You now remember Tatum Bell stealing Rudi Johnson's luggage, then for a Halloween Charity Event, Roy Williams (who was already traded to Dallas) flew back to Detroit for the event and dressed as Tatum Bell w/ Rudi's clothes.
Give me another ncaa football game. Please god.
>>67522031
>Watching college ball
>>67522093
>watching the dolphins
at least college teams win important things sometimes
>>67522098
>>67522093
What's wrong with college ball? It's super fun to watch. It doesn't compete with nfl on Sundays, so you could easily watch both. Watching college ball let's you enjoy the draft more since you actually know something about the players being drafted. And most importantly, there are lots of classic/Great moments that happen throughout the season that, a lot of the time, you don't see happen in the nfl.
>>67522169
>being proud of something no one remembers
>flaunting something when you weren't even a thought when it happened
>>67522169
how about something you were alive for bud?
>>67522248
>>67522308
>>67522331
sorry what does this have to do with anything? how does what another team does affect the fact that your shit team hasn't been relevant since the 70s?
>>67522347
>>67522370
>a literal regular season victory
wew lad
not even a fan of the deflatriots but don't you have any self-respect?
>>67522169
>44 years ago
>>67522422
>18-1
>>67522331
>>67522370
>all this obsession
>assuming I'm a Cheatsfag
>all this insecurity
Bro, I know you guys have been licking the Pats' dry cum off the floor but jesus, tone it down.
>>67522169
>>67522331
>>67522370
>haven't won a playoff game in fifteen years
LMAOing @ ur life
>>67522538
Oh, you're a Detoilet fan? Why didn't you just say so?
>Detroit
Need I say more?
>>67514803
Giants
7-9
they're all pretty mediocre
>>67502077
>$30,000 homes 25 feet away from the stadium
i want to be a cheezer
>>67522582
when will they ever learn?
>>67522725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWmR3kltOsA
>football will never be this entertaining again
fucking feels man
>>67517939
not really. he was defensive captain last year
>>67519822
>urban meyer running backs
don't make that mistake like >we did with hyde
"Wanna play anon?"
What do
>>67522825
Hyde is pretty good he just doesn't have shit for an O-line
>>67522762
>that fucking lateral
>>67522896
she's not wearing any padding, that can't be safe
Do you think Hackenberg could eventually turn into a good QB?
>>67514803
Raiders
9-7
Literally who
>>67522973
>not half ass tackling her to cop a feel
>>67522911
Uh their oline is fine talent wise.
>>67522973
You wouldn't tackle her, dummy.
>>67523192
I'd tackle her ass with my dong
>>67522896
Why do you ask these questions?
>>67523181
>>67523192
is she a tight end or a wide receiver?
>>67523258
She's split wide
>>67523215
Your dad suspects you're gay and pays me to ask those questions
>>67523340
Which dad?
>>67501768
No. He will continually lose games for his games because he's a jackass. If he gets his anger under control he'll get pushed around like the bitch he is.
>>67523450
the black one
>>67523192
>Uh their oline is fine talent wise.
>implying staley alone makes an OL
fuck non-brow anthony davis though
>>67501964
This
What is the best b8 of /NFL/?
>>67523565
Cowboys b8 always seems to get the most bites
>>67523540
Kilgore?
>>67523607
B U S S Y
U
S
S
Y
>>67523629
my buucí is retired.
Goodnight.
>>67523682
>spilled xanax bottle
you could have sold those you slut
I want /a/ to go
>>67523692
that's not what xanax looks like
>>67523682
>yume nikki
nice shoop from 2006
>>67523533
I don't care what LaGregory thinks of me. He's been nothing but a terrible role model to me my entire life.
>>67523565
Make a statement about any of the following and watch the dominoes fall:
>Whether a bunch of injuries in a single season means a team is bad
>Is Romo elite?
>Anything involving the Patriots
>Anything involving Newton
>CJ vs. Bryant
>Dynasties/Super Bowl wins from over 20 years ago as proof that your team is currently good
>Being 100% certain that a certain team is going to make or miss the playoffs (bonus if it's the opposite of what happened the previous season)
Can't think of any others off the top of my head right now
>>67523780
How many drug dealers do you know?
>>67523818
my main guy is my friend, he lived on my floor last year
he buys from a guy in his frat, and sometimes we buy from another guy in his frat who has really good medicinal shit
and occasionally i've bought from kids back home during the year
for actual drugs it's pretty much just my friend on my floor for stuff like xanax, adderall, or vyvanse
we did shrooms together once too, that was fun
>>67523967
>tfw have never done drugs
>not even the vicodin i got from having my wisdom teeth taken out
>>67524003
bro why
vicodin is good stuff too
are drugs really illegal where you live or something?
>>67524119
>illegal in the city of us12s
i was just raised to be a total square is all
>>67524134
it's never too late to start man
i didn't start until my junior year of high school
>>67524134
you should stay that way drugs are for degenerates
>>67524134
Opiates are fucking dumb. Do acid or cocaine like an adult.
>>67524265
>implying weed is a drug
>implying its not the most useful plant on earth (Hemp included)
>Inb4dudeweedlmaox1000
>>67524342
>>67524440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXg4H-1M2EY
>>67524477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prxh7fS_8MI
>>67524690
anyone save a pic of cutlel eating turkey after based vic memed all over a-rodge last november
>>67524703
ten thousand hours on google
>>67524724
tnx pham
Why are the Bears so fucking shit?
Why did we draft a fucking skinny ass linebacker in the 1st Round?
Why did we trade Martellus Bennett for nothing?
Why are we still shit?
>>67524724
Das a good pic
>>67524728
Cutler
>>67519024
>Paxton Lynch puts up ROY stats
>won't get it because Ezekiel Elliott will meme his way to 1600 rushing yards
life aint fair sometimes lads
>>67520804
Sanchez 748 yards 7 TDs 3 picks
Book it lads
>>67524744
Yes, I wonder why he's still the fucking quarterback.
Hoyer The Destroyer could literally get us to the playoffs. I'm beyond appalled we haven't cut Cutler loose yet. I want an effective QB, not a meme. Even if the effective QB isn't larger than life, I just don't want a meme like Cutler. I can't believe we were stupid to bite the bait. Orton turned out much better.
>>67524766
Ryan Fitzpatrick is always an option if you want someone marginally better
Aaron Rodgers
Within the next 2 years:
>Josh Gordon will be reinstated.
>The Browns will finish above .500 for either the 2016 or 2017 season.
>Carson Palmer will retire.
>The Bengals will win a playoff game.
>There will be another Super Bowl rematch between the Patriots and Giants.
>Patrick Willis will un-retire.
>At least one quarterback will throw for over 5000 yards.
>Calvin Johnson will un-retire.
>The Colts will not win the AFC South.
Yes or no for each.
>>67524853
*5k yards in one season, and Colts won't win AFCS one or both years.
My picks. Nos are de-greentexted:
>Josh Gordon will be reinstated.
The Browns will finish above .500 for either the 2016 or 2017 season.
>Carson Palmer will retire.
The Bengals will win a playoff game.
There will be another Super Bowl rematch between the Patriots and Giants.
>Patrick Willis will un-retire.
At least one quarterback will throw for over 5000 yards.
>Calvin Johnson will un-retire.
>The Colts will not win the AFC South.
>>67524853
>Josh Gordon will be reinstated.
No
>The Browns will finish above .500 for either the 2016 or 2017 season.
No
>Carson Palmer will retire.
Yes
>The Bengals will win a playoff game.
Yes
>There will be another Super Bowl rematch between the Patriots and Giants.
No
>Patrick Willis will un-retire.
No
>At least one quarterback will throw for over 5000 yards.
No
>Calvin Johnson will un-retire.
No
>The Colts will not win the AFC South.
They will win
Reminder that anyone who actually wants the Raiders to relocate is a huge faggot.
>>67524853
>>Josh Gordon will be reinstated.
maybe
>>The Browns will finish above .500 for either the 2016 or 2017 season.
probably not
>>Carson Palmer will retire.
very much maybe
>>The Bengals will win a playoff game.
nah
>>There will be another Super Bowl rematch between the Patriots and Giants.
very unlikely
>>Patrick Willis will un-retire.
hard to say
>>At least one quarterback will throw for over 5000 yards.
45% chance
probably brees if anyone
>>Calvin Johnson will un-retire.
20%
most likely if the lions figure most of there shit out and looks like a contender
>>The Colts will not win the AFC South.
1 loss 1 win is my prediction
Within the next 2 years:
>Calvin Johnson's recieving yards record is broken
>Non QB wins MVP
>Wild Card team wins Super Bowl
>Browns win 10 games
>AFC East winner isn't New England
>Sam Bradford is a starter
>JJ Watt doesn't win DPOTY once
>Lions win 1 (one) playoff game
>Top 10 QB has season ending injury
>Rams make the playoffs
>>67524853
>Patrick Willis will un-retire
i'm already delusional enough pls
>>67524945
>Calvin Johnson's recieving yards record is broken
no
>Non QB wins MVP
possible
>Wild Card team wins Super Bowl
possible
>Browns win 10 games
no way
>AFC East winner isn't New England
10% chance of happening
>Sam Bradford is a starter
no
>JJ Watt doesn't win DPOTY once
no, he wins both years
>Lions win 1 (one) playoff game
yes
>Top 10 QB has season ending injury
depends on who the "top 10" guy is
>Rams make the playoffs
no
>>67524945
>>Calvin Johnson's receiving yards record is broken
8%
jordy, julio, obj or brown
>>Non QB wins MVP
15%
>>Wild Card team wins Super Bowl
20%
>>Browns win 10 games
5%
>>AFC East winner isn't New England
23% (brady gets injured most likely)
>>Sam Bradford is a starter
35%
>>JJ Watt doesn't win DPOTY once
20%
>>Lions win 1 (one) playoff game
15%
>>Top 10 QB has season ending injury
65%
>>Rams make the playoffs
5%
>>67524945
>Calvin Johnson's recieving yards record is broken
no
>Non QB wins MVP
probably only once tops
>Wild Card team wins Super Bowl
could be
>Browns win 10 games
no
>AFC East winner isn't New England
no
>Sam Bradford is a starter
40/60 against
>JJ Watt doesn't win DPOTY once
unlikely
>Lions win 1 (one) playoff game
yes
>Top 10 QB has season ending injury
>mfw turboswag returns with superlegs and receivers that can catch, only to get steve young'd in december
>Rams make the playoffs
and they beat the puckers, completing the NFCW cucking cycle
>>67525110
I honestly thought Odell was going to meme himself into the MVP voting in 2014 and last season
I can kinda see it happening in 2016, the Giants need to go to the playoffs though
>>67520469
Yeah brother, that thing has to taste like ass. Makes me think the bowl is probably like 80% resin taste.
Which 5 teams objectively had the best drafts?
I haven't followed at all until now
>>67525319
yeah, I'm sure there was a small fraction who were pulling for him just for the New GOAT Catch
>>67521318
Belive it or not, some girls actually like football. Rare as fuck tho. Best strategy is to find an intelligent and reasonable woman and convince her to learn how sports work.
>>67522896
1v1 football is the most retarded thing
>>67524690
>sitcom writing
>sitcom acting
>>67524945
>Calvin Johnson's recieving yards record is broken
Can see it happening if Big Ben and AB are both healthy all year
>Non QB wins MVP
Unlikely
>Wild Card team wins Super Bowl
Yes
>Browns win 10 games
No
>AFC East winner isn't New England
No
>Sam Bradford is a starter
Will start a few games next year then he'll get benched.
>JJ Watt doesn't win DPOTY once
Only person I can see beating him is Honey Badger
>Lions win 1 (one) playoff game
Yes
>Top 10 QB has season ending injury
Not impossible
>Rams make the playoffs
2017
>>67524945
>Calvin Johnson's recieving yards record is broken
yes
>Non QB wins MVP
no
>Wild Card team wins Super Bowl
yes
>Browns win 10 games
no
>AFC East winner isn't New England
no
>Sam Bradford is a starter
yes
>JJ Watt doesn't win DPOTY once
yes
>Lions win 1 (one) playoff game
no
>Top 10 QB has season ending injury
yes
>Rams make the playoffs
maybe if goff adjusts
>>67526132
DELETE THIS PHOTO
>>67524945
>Calvin Johnson's recieving yards record is broken
Check Schedules, Julio should have been able to do it last year considering the best corners he had scheduled on him were Joe haden and (potentially might on maxwell top lel btw) no one knew Norman would be good but Julio torched Norman anyway
It is possible with some current players right now yes
>Non QB wins MVP
Top lel m8 would have to be significant record breaking season from some other player in an effort that leads them to playoffs and qb is considered a game manager by media so jjwatt that other year including his offensive touchdowns and on top of it, add breaking the sack record andmaking the playoffs, or a rb having the single greatest rb season ever
A wr would be hard because qb shares those yards and tds
Not happening
>Wild Card team wins Super Bowl
Could happen
>Browns win 10 games
Not happening
>AFC East winner isn't New England
Not happening unless Brady and bb both get a stroke
>Sam Bradford is a starter
Yes if not injured
>JJ Watt doesn't win DPOTY once
Possible AFC south finally drafting some OL
>Lions win 1 (one) playoff game
Maybe at next season not this one aparantly they have a good gm I know they picked up a good dline in the 2nd
>Top 10 QB has season ending injury
Yes
Romo can die Ben keeps getting hurt, palmer is now top 10, top qbs are still mostly old as shit
>Rams make the playoffs
Could happen their offense is getting scary, niners =free wins, seahwwks could get worse with no lynch, and palmer could get hurt
>>67525886
>intelligent and reasonable woman
>>67524945
Brady will have a 2015 peyton tier regression and retire within 3 years
Hello guys
>>67527932
No.
>>67528014
Uncalled for and rude. Even over the internet words can hurt anon
>>67527557
LMFAO
>>67505602
ay wad up grill?
So Marshawn Lynch hasn't filed retirement papers yet, so is he still counting against Seattle's salary cap?
>Yes, I am ready to save the Patriots
>>67514803
>Vikings
>12-4
>With You
>>67527557
>mfw people actually think this will happen to the biggest healthfreak in football who never relied on armstrength and has been doing longevity training since 2008
>>67528534
>implying that makes him invincible
"Father time is undefeated". A few more games getting assfucked like he did against the Broncos and it catches up.
>>67528568
>gets the ball away in literally a heartbeat
>broncos needed the center to tip the snap for them to get to him
lmao, Brady is literally god, just bow.
>>67528591
He should have been flagged for intentional grounding at least 5 times that game
>>67528568
With a real offensive line in place, such an assfucking would not have been administered.
Classless player general?
>>67528680
>Brady diving at defenders knees with intent to injure
This piece of shit deserves his suspension
>>67528671
To this anon, the fact that this was happening all game and Brady still almost won the thing despite what was in my opinion, a loss due to kicking and coaching(I.e. not taking the field goal at the end of the first half in what was clearly a defensive game), is a testimate to how good he really is.
>>67528706
Thought you were posting all the pass rushing, my b.
>>67527932
hello old gay
Sometimes I feel like you don't take me seriously, Anon.
>>67528703
This
>>67528706
Brady played like shit.
>>67528999
Based Texans covering the over on win totals 4 out of the last 5 years making me shit tons of money. All due to how devoutly wrong /sp/ is regarding the Toxins every year.
Thank you based 8-8s. Or should I say 9-7+s.
so why did the tits draft Henry again?
>>67529064
Because Bishop Sankey is one of the worst RBs in the NFL
>>67514470
>Bills 13-3
>>67529057
This.
>>67529057
Just looked and the Texans O/U is 8 wins. If Flaccid's Fu Manchu comes in saying they'll go 4-12 for the 6th year in a row I'll drop 1000 on the Texans over.
>>67514718
Id shit my pants
Jets need a SB appearance
>>67524724
culter looks like alan alda with a beard right here
>>67528706
>almost won
You realize, with the exception of that faggot in Green Bay, EVERYONE "almost won" against the Broncos, right? And the Pats and Chargers are the special kids that took 2 Ls to that squad?
Every other team they played twice managed a split. (KC, Oakland, Pitt)
What position would Curry play in?
>>67529257
Edelman type receiver. He'd have to thicken up though.
>>67529284
>Edelman type receiver
So does this confirm that Edelman and Curry are both meme players?
>Raiders
>Las Vegas
How likely and would you want to see it
>mfw today Pro Football Focus ranked Aaron Donald the #1 player in football for the 2015 season.
>>67528695
>Posts image from 4 years ago
Sure is summer in here.
>>67529377
>PFF
NEW THREAD
>>67528717
>>67528717
>>67528717
>>67529348
Unlikey because butthurt old people that hate gambling will be the ones to end up making the decision.
I would 100% like to see it. They would become my favorite team that isn't my favorite team.
>>67529398
The leading (and only) source of correct, non-biased evaluation in the world.
>>67529348
but raiders be a pirate team... las vegas dont have no wadda.
>>67529242
The first pats broncos game in denver was the biggest refballing I have ever seen.
>>67529257
qb no doubt
dragon master dropping dimes all over the field
with no run game
>>67529753
>Jew
>Asking for refball
Its poetry
>>67529490
>implying LA has lakes
>implying Utah has jazz
>implying Jacksonville has jaguars
Test
>>67535424
Test
>>67535399
>>67535424
>>67535453
good job there, hipster
