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OAK:Vegas mayor: The Raiders are not 'playing' us
FA:Jets owner: 'No news' on Ryan Fitzpatrick
DET:Officialy sign all 10 draft picks
NYG:Shepard has 'every opportunity' to be #2 WR
SF:49ers RT Anthony Davis 'badly' out of shape?
SD:Melvin Gordon underwent microfracture surgery
FA:Seahawks pass on Vernon Adams after tryout
PHI:Sam Bradford decides he'll show up on Monday
SEA:Prosise gets WR reps at Seahawks rookie camp
SF:Niners hoping Gabbert beats out Kaepernick?
MIA:Cameron Wake gets two-year, $15M extension
SD:Chargers sign Matt Slauson to play center
DEN:Elway: Lynch 'ready quicker' than most think
TYBC
Never forget Dola styling over the Ratshits
1st for BASED Cooter
>>67486953
>NYG:Shepard has 'every opportunity' to be #2 WR
Is Cruz confirmed ded at this point?
>>67487044
say my name
>>67487032
>le 400 yards a year concussed man
>>67487032
are you this fucking obsessed over the ravens?
>>67486953
Hey MapleLoins, what makes you think the Loins are going to suddenly win it all? What have they improved on that has made you so optimistic?
>>67487107
>>67487145
Hey Eldest Faggot! You forgot to put your trip back on, buddy! Don't you know that episode already aired the past five days?
>patsniggers getting offended: the thread
>Vegas Raiders dynasty baby
>>67487185
>when shitposting goes wrong:the thread
just fuck each other already
>>67487153
I've NEVER said that you fucking faggot. Don't EVER question me. The Lions are building from top to bottom just like the Patriots. They are scraping New England's leftovers and will become ELITE just like the 50s. Nobody gives a FUCK about Tom Brady. We all care about Matthew Stafford. Nobody gives a FUCK about that faggot no sleeved coach. We care about Jim Bob Cooter who has been PRAISED by the GREATEST QB of all-time (Peyton Manning). NOBODY CARES about Dion Lewis when MARSHALL FAULK HAS ONLY SAID GOOD THINGS ABOUT THEO RIDDICK (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000636460/article/marshall-faulk-lions-rb-theo-riddick-is-phenomenal). NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT FUCKING JEWISH MANLET. GOLDEN TATE WILL FUCK HIS WIFE ANYWAYS. THIS IS THE LIONS TIME. THE ROAR IS A FEW YEARS BACK FROM BEING RESTORED (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc9Eii21hyE). Aaron Rodgers is already on the decline. Jay Cutler LITERALLY has diabetes and when Adrian Peterson retires it's all over for Theodore Bridgewater.
#OnePride
>its another elvis and old bay try to ignore their sexual tension toward each other thread
>enter thread
>havent posted in over 24 hours
>ravens haters already rampant
>patsfags getting triggered not 20 posts into the thread
times never change lets talk about football instead
>>67487362
Is Perriman dead forever?
>>67487352
He can't handle this elite dick dripping with juicy 16 years of success.
>>67487362
Sup 8-8s
>>67487362
It's not Ravens haters, it's leftover from the last thread where Old Bay was getting btfo so hard he lost his trip.
>>67487390
I think hell step up this year, the ACL injury is a thing of the past. Im expecting a full recovery
>>67487411
hello my tall friend
a tale of two cities
>>67487488
Old Bay isnt even that bad
There's been an especially large amount of butthurt today
>>67487160
suspended?
>>67487759
not officially
lions eagles broship
we out chea
>>67487536
Ugh, nice watch, run it
>>67487989
>0 combined Superbowls
>>67487989
>Eagles
>old gay gets BTFO and leaves
>thread gets less shitty
what a surprise
also who /finalsweekbutshitposting/ here?
>>67488215
>Faggot doesn't have all tripfags filtered
>Wonders why threads are shit
It's your fault for being a fucking dummy.
>>67488215
Thead has 5 posts in the last 10 minutes...
>>67488215
here m8 still got a couple final assignments to do by 11:59 and i need to go to the gym and hit legs
probably not skipping leg day though
>>67487052
Literally Hakeem Nicks 2.0 at this point
>>67488372
what does the mcdonalds have to do with anything
and how autistic does one have to be to spend the time to make a video like this
>>67488485
Who cares
Are the Toxins a real team yet?
>>67488554
is this real or is it just a joke of >what are you gonna do stab me?
>>67488575
Braxton memer will be ELITE
>>67488215
Right here fampai, I just finished with finals today.
>>67488575
Osweiler throwing dragons to Hopkins all season sounds pretty interesting
>>67488644
its a well crafted meme made by yours truly
>>67488711
kill yourself
>>67488575
It all comes down to how good Brock Osweiler will be.
To be honest, if you look at stats, Hoyer is a better QB. I think they made a mistake. And that's not even factoring in the huge fucking contract.
>>67488836
When the Patriots go 0-16 I will
Or maybe when I grow old because it will never happen.
>>67487052
I guess the salsa is hard on the joints
>>67488644
Doesn't looked photoshopped to me. Must be real.
>>67488922
Or maybe I'll grow old and die because that will never happen*
>>67488888
>wasting 8s on giving hoyer fellatio
this man threw 4 INTs in a playoff game
>>67488575
Secondary is garbage
OL is questionable
All other areas are decent at least
I don't think you'll be blown out as badly as last year in the Wild Card round, let's leave it at that for now
>>67489084
>1 game undoes an entire season of being statistically, objectively better than "carried by defense" Osweiler
Stay mad nerd. Stick to "muh wins" and other trite bullshit instead of measurables.
>>67489117
Corners are good, safeties are trash tho.
>>67488888
If he can throw less than 16 picks in 16 games he should be a very big improvement.
fight me nerds
>>67488644
poor ripoff of the "stab me" meme
>>67488922
dubs confirms
it's been close a few years, but
>you may only reply to this post if your team has never had a zero-win season
not so fast, Lions and Bucs fans
>Browns actually signed a kicker in free agency
>a former Lou Groza award winner
>who is also a based BIG STRONG AUSGOD
Bye-bye, Travis Kick Six. Shouldn't have skipped leg day so often, you fuck.
>>67489117
who's the quarterback (for) now?
>>67489361
>Bradford average
>>67489361
>Bradford
>not >JUST-tier
>>67489411
same amount of playoff wins as matthew stafford
>>67489390
Osweiler.
>>67489374
that looked right on (from the approx. 5 feet it traveled in the air) if it wasn't blocked. Why is it the kicker's fault?
QB1 in 11 games, 9 starts
224 comp
369 att
60.7 cmp%
2606 yds
19 TD
7 INT
236 yd/game
91.4 rating
QB2 in 8 games, 7 starts
170 comp
275 att
61.8 cmp%
1967 yds
10 TD
6 INT
245 yd/game
86.4 rating
Buttfucking delusional if you think QB2 is better than QB1. Keep in mind QB2 had the best defense in the league to keep pressure off. Keep in mind QB2 has the better receiving corps.
Are the Chiefs gonna win 10 games this year?
>>67489487
yeah of course #1 is better. Is [insert 2015 Texans QB here] #1 and Peyton #2?
>>67489589
It's Brock
>>67489589
scratch Peyton, he had way more picks
Fuck, I wish I had a sport game to play while it's raining.
>>67489549
no, they'll win 9 and the division
>>67490047
motorsports games are comfy in rain
bundle up and race some nerds
>>67490047
>can't play outdoor sports just cause it's raining
just checking, but are you a woman?
>>67489487
we still don't know who #1 is
>>67490174
Hoyer.......................................................................................
Prepare your butts for Perryman
Chargers defense gonna be good
(maybenot)
>>67490210
It fucking better be. Pagano has had years to do something and he keeps coming up short.
>>67490207B
ok that's what I figured, one of the other dudes BOB trotted out there last year
>>67489589
Osweiller really does fucking blow, damn. I mean he's mediocre but 18 mill for mediocrity desu, but the Lon again market doesn't even have mediocrity available. Also osweiller literally went from playing the raiders,Chiefs, and chargers to playing a colts team that has no d, the tits who have Casey and jags who might be his biggest obstacle if and only if all the pieces gel.
>>67490232
>>67490210
Perryman, Attouchu, Ingram, Mebane, Liuget, Bosa, Emannuel, Philon
Heyward, Flowers, Verett
Only suspect area is Safety, but Dexter McCoil can play.
>>67490232
There has been flashes that has made me excited
They've added some real nice pieces, but if he can't get it done this year there is no hope
Only really worried about holes at safety with no weddle, the linebackers should be fire 100/100
>>67490306
They also got Lowery in the Safety slot.
>>67490321
Lowery's stats from last year were better than Weddle's last year -- not saying his career has been better, but last season he outplayed Weddle.
Miss Weddle as I might, it's time to move on.
>>67490306
>>67490347
They should win at least 8 games, r-right guys?
Hopefully Gordons knee isn't dust, but at least Branden Oliver is back, too
Will be interesting to see how they play jatavis brown
>>67490347
Completely forgot they signed Dwight Lowery in the offseason. Much improved defense and offensive line (if they stay healthy). Seeing as they lost 9 of their 12 games by one possession, they certainly can compete for top spot in the AFCW
>>67490047
Know that feel bro. Was about to go play some hoops but the rain ruined those plans
1. Newton
2. Brady
3. Dalton
4. Palmer
5. Brees
6. Rodgers
7. Carr
8. Roethlisberger
9. Cousins
10. Cutler
>>67489168
Hoyer was carried by his defense as well.
When the Houston defense sets up perfect situations for him, he still fucks them up. Every QB was carried by the Texans D. And Denver carried both Manning and Osweiler.
There's a major difference in both teams but let's be honest, despite being carried by Denver, Atleast Brock could score more than at least 20 points with the right offense in set.
Plus Houston was desperate, they were tired of old journeymen QBs and they didn't want to draft and wait to see if they were good or not and have zero offense for the QB to work with. It ain't much but damn, all I want is a QB that won't have 5 turnovers in a playoff game and actually score for fucks sakes.
Besides, the Toxins won games with:
>Fitzpatrick
>Keenum
>Hoyer
>Mallett
>Yates
>Brandon Fucking Weeden
as their QBs and went 9-7 twice. Ain't like Osweiler is any worse but /sp/ hates the Toxins because of Watt and one awful shitposter which most Texans fans hate: Mexican Toxins fans
>>67490569
You're pretty terrible at this furpuck. Based on last year alone:
1. Brady
2. Newton
3. Rivers
4. Roethlisberger
5. Brees
POWER GAP
Everyone else
>>67490569
Cool post dude
>>67490645
Whoops, throw in Rodgers at 6 and the. Powergap
>>67490569
bungals fan here
i love andy but no way he's 3
you're retarded you fucking egg
>>67490569
Where's rivers, senpai
You know he's at least top 5
>>67487804
Should've been more like #70 tbqhwu family.
The Eagles will win the NFC East and a playoff game and choke in the Conference game and there is nothing you can do about it
>>67488215
Represent
also, short greentext that happened today
>at my school there is a vending machine
>people always used to shake it to get free shit
>company got smart, built metal cage bolted to the ground to keep people from shaking vending machine
>it still shakes a little, and if something looks like its about to fall, you can gst 2-4 inches of motion in ant direction
>not too many people do this because it makes a very loud banging noise now
>refill day rolls around today
>they put in a straight up rack of giant snickers
>BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG all day long
>finally hear BANGBANGBANGBANG CRASH CLATTER TINK
>fucking retards started shaking it by putting their feet on the glass
>foot diameter hole is now in glass
>absloute israeli bumrush
>vending machine contents completely emptied
>mfw i am now the proud owner of 4 giant snickers and many danishes in bags.
So, how will AP make good on his claim?
>>67490745
>I am a thief
>>67490787
Where did I say I stole anything?
>your team
>a team you can bully because of last year
>an image you never got a chance to use
Raiders
>SD
Pic related
[R.I.P. overwatch beta]
>>67490878
Pats
>Jest
>>67490816
>vending machine contents completely emptied
>mfw i am now the proud owner of 4 giant snickers and many danishes in bags.
>>67490878
Bagels
Rums
>>67490878
>Broncos
>All of them.
>Implying implicated implications
>>67490878
>Eagles
>New England
>>67490915
>>67490906
Circumstantial
>>67490878
Chiefs
Texans
>>67491111
Checked
>>67490878
Rams
>The city of St. Louis
Rodgers
2. Brees
3. Brady
4. Palmer
5. Rivers
6. Roethlisberger
7. Tebow
8. Wilson
9. Newton
10. Cutler
1. Carr
2. Carr
3. Carr
4. Carr
5. Carr
So Rowlet, Litten, or Popplio?
>>67491242
Your mom's asshole
>>67490569
Here's your reply eh
>>67490878
49ers
Vikings
Can anyone tell me what's the point of moving a team to Vegas? Are they getting really generous tax breaks / incentives or some shit? Vegas would be a literally who city if it wasn't for tourists, how the fuck can you build a fan market there.
>>67491370
The Raiders have a big fanbase, especially in the desert among mexicans and shit. It's also close to LA.
And If I was going to Vegas for the weekend I would sure as fuck try to catch an NFL game while I was there.
I think it's a good plan.
>>67491407
>And If I was going to Vegas for the weekend I would sure as fuck try to catch an NFL game while I was there.
But why if you aren't a fan of that team? If I'm in Miami I have literally zero desire to go to a Dolphins game since I'm not a Dolphins fan.
>>67491448
Because I like football
>>67491164
the past year just hasn't been good to St. Louis
>>67491452
They beat the Giants right?
>>67491370
If nothing else, the Raiders are desperate for someone, ANYONE to help get them a stadium that isn't a slummy shithole on the verge of collapse. Oakland has dug in their heels and made it more than clear several times that they just can't afford it. At this point the Raiders would listen to any serious offers, and Vegas is more than willing to try. The NFL is a ludicrous business right now and they've never been allowed to have any professional teams in the big 4 leagues. In that sense, they fit each other's needs pretty well, and if any team has ever had a shot at bucking the "no vegas allowed" rule it's the Raiders, who have a notorious history of being the outlaws of the league.
From beyond the financial standpoint though, the Raiders have a large following in both NorCal and SoCal, and both sides would be thrilled if they got a new stadium for the Raiders in their area. There's not much of a compromise region capable of hosting a team in california though, so Las Vegas is the next best thing.
>>67491448
It's not like Las Vegas has no people but tourists though, they have enough people (more than Cleveland or Kansas City, less than Pittsburgh or Cincinnati) to easily justify being capable to host an NFL team. The place where they could take advantage of the tourism part then, is to encourage more fans than usual from visiting teams to come travel for their games there, and they can get some of the Vegas experience while they're at it.
The Eagles and Jags will be the new Pats and Colts
>>67491637
lel
The raiders have signed DeAndre Washington
>>67491637
The Eagles can't be either of those teams though, the Pats and Colts both won owls.
>>67490878
Redskins
I would like to bully the Cowboys because they are the cowboys.
Image is the medical exam room under the stands at FedEx that RGKnee got examined in before being put back in the game with an injury.
>There are people here RIGHT NOW who don't think pic related will win 2016 MVP
>>67491684
>implying there was actually any examining going on there
I wouldn't doubt they just gave him a heavy shot of Toradol and sent him back out, they just couldn't show that on TV so they needed a place close by to do that.
Where does the Cowboys current O-line rank?
>>67491721
Either way it was pathetic and I'm glad he's gone.
Cousins or bust. Plus we got an interesting prospect in the draft.
We are looking good for a wild card this year. 2017 will be the big year for us.
Another pic I can't use anymore.
>>67491686
You mean CBPoT
>>67491756
CBPotY**
>>67491637
all teams have had no owls before their respective peaks except for the colts
but that is irrelevant anyway
we are talking about the future here
>>67491686
I KNOW he won't be the MVP.
>>67491247
Meh.
>>67491779
If the Eagles ever won an owl then they wouldn't be the Eagles, therefore the Eagles can never win an owl because they are the Eagles. QED
>>67491845
the seahawks just won the owl
Post the Comeback Player of the Year
HOW MANY MORE DAYS UNTIL KICKOFF I CANT WATCH APEHOOP OR BOREBALL ANY MORE
>>67491965
right here
Hey guys, where can I watch NFL for free? Do you guys have any sites you personally use for streaming?
>>67492001
reddit nfl streams
>>67491984
Pretty sure it's 121/120
>>67492001
nfl lawyers pls go
front column athletics
bring an adblocker
>>67491984
>Not watching hockey playoffs
>>67491938
Right, and the seahawks are not the Eagles.
>>67491965
>>67492035
>front column athletics
Is that place still around? I thought it finally died after having to be reborn like a dozen times.
>>67491965
he will rightfully claim his DROTY in the from of DPOTY
along with
CPOTY
along with
finally ending romos career
can't wait
>3 guaranteed bye weeks a year
I miss being able to use a netherlands proxy for free NFL Game Pass. those were good times.
>>67490985
>>67491053
>Not winning a super bowl im 2016
Pleb teir honestly.
Will Odell Beckham Jr. be the first high profile gay athlete?
>>67492128
is that a problem?
>>67490878
Ravens
Pats or Steelers
pic related
Can somebody tell me why the Packers won't be the top seed in the NFC this year?
>>67492128
>who is A A Ron Rodgers
>>67492144
What?
>>67492036
>tampa bay vs nashville
kek no thanks
>>67492176
Because they're only going 11-5.
>>67492128
espn would literally explode
Who keeps letting the lions spammer make threads?
>>67492176
Because they're the Packers, they'll find a way to underachieve and get bounced out of the playoffs early like they always do
POWER RANKINGS
1. Cardinals
2. Patriots
3. Panthers
4. Seahawks
5. Broncos
6. Steelers
7. Chiefs
8. Packers
9. Bengals
10. Vikings
11. Raiders
12. Giants
13. Texans
14. Cowboys
15. Redskins
16. Jaguars
17. Bills
18. Colts
19. Jets
20. Falcons
21. Ravens
22. Dolphins
23. Buccaneers
24. Eagles
25. Rams
26. Bears
27. Lions
28. Titans
29. Saints
30. Chargers
31. 49ers
32. Browns
>>67492213
>>67492213
why sneak, why
Our Offense will be back to elite with Jordy back, new blood (albeit questionable) at TE, Lacy less fat, a healthy OL.
Our secondary is borderline elite, super young with alot of talent.
the front seven is still an issue, but Barrington will be back to help with the run game, Clay and Peppers on the outside, and at least Daniels is pretty damn good on the line
sounds like a 14-2 at LEAST
How the fuck are Pats favored to win the superb owl this year?
they didn't do shit in the draft
wtf is going on??
>>67492257
friend I didn't say anything about the playoffs
Carson Wentz and Colt McCoy are going to be the top two NFC East quarterbacks in 2020
Derrick Thomas' son has gotten a try out for the chiefs
>>67492128
>Troy Aikman
>Aaron Rodgers
>Billie Jean King
>>67492308
Also because Mccarthy and Capers are still employed
>>67492389
fuck you're right
honestly the talent on the team seems poised for a fluke owl run
mark my words friend
>>67492349
Fuck that nigger and his family. The dipshit was driving 100 mph in the fucking snow and his family tried to sue GM for close to 100 million, did his son even have a successful college career why does he deserve a tryout?
>>67492514
Maximum over edge
>>67492543
>go 100+ in snow whilenot wearing your seatbelt
>die
>try to sue
maximum kek
>>67492543
Ok, maybe not Derrick Thomas himself, didn't know much about the guy as a person but fuck his family for that shit.
>tfw your team will have an elite white quarterback with blue eyes again
thank you donald trump
side note
how many aryan blue eyes blond quarterback are in the NFL?
>>67492668
You got me >>67492514 >>67492635 what gave it away?
>>67492608
>>67492514
>Derrick Vincent Thomas (January 1, 1967 – February 8, 2000), nicknamed D.T., was an American football linebacker and defensive end for the Kansas City Chiefs of the National Football League (NFL). He played his entire 11-year career for the Chiefs after being drafted fourth overall in the 1989 NFL Draft. Thomas, a member of the class of 2009 Pro Football Hall of Fame, was a premier football player throughout the 1990s and is considered one of the best pass rushers of all time.[1] In 1990 against the Seattle Seahawks, he set an NFL record with seven sacks in a single game. On February 8, 2000, Thomas died from a massive blood clot that developed in his paralyzed lower extremities and traveled to his lungs, causing a pulmonary embolism. His paralysis was the result of severe injuries sustained in a car accident weeks earlier.
>>67492419
I mean I feel like people say that about Green Bay every year and they always find new and ridiculous ways to blow it, maybe I'm just jaded at this point.
Two seasons ago was their chance, Rodgers' injury (and the usual wretched coaching) cost them.
>>67492854
let me have my offseason dreams anon
they look so good on paper
Old Gay should kill himself desu
>>67492854
This. This SO hard.
>>67493014
man just shut the fuck up and get back to work
>>67493046
nobody's fucking talking to you pubic lice
>>67493014
You're back? Great.
I miss him every day desu
>an*
>>67493046
I'm a bit. I get off in like an hour anyway.
>>67493166
Back? Did I ever leave?
>>67493201
Heh.
>>67493240
Whenever you're not posting the thread's quality is up by a marginal percentage was what I was getting at.
>>67493409
>coming from a dolphin trip
>>67487243
Oh God, no. The Raiders should STAY in Oakland. Period.
>>67491407
>Raiders
The city of Oakland NEEDS to get its shit together and BUILD a stadium for the RAIDERS ASAP.
>>67493483
the only time FIN is really shitposting is when patsfags start getting triggered and call people niggers
its methodical, quid pro quo
>>67493409
Too bad Old Bay still posts so the end result is p much the same.
>>67493702
Yes, squid pro row
>your team
you can swap your qb for bridgewater, do you do it?
>>67494267
Raiders
And hell no
>>67494267
No.
>>67494267
Chargers
no
>>67487304
>cutler literally has diabetes
>>67494289
obviously
>>67494299
rivers is old though and not 23 or getting better
>>67494267
Texans/Eagles
No and no
Is there any hb in Madden that can out run based Archer?
90+ Overall players do not count
>>67494267
>puckers
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67494299
whoops, about Tanehill though, he's shit.
>>67494366
J.D. Winters, my drafted RB from UCLA
>>67494352
you dun goofed son
>>67494267
Jets, nah
>>67492236
If a trans woman made it all the way to the NFL, would Espn consider her the first female nfl player?
>>67494370
>le free play man
it's over son
>>67494422
so having no qb is better than Bridgewater?
>>67494481
I just want Fitz back
>>67494381
>Offensive line literally gets beat on the snap
>Offensive coordinator that blames Tannehill for everything hoping to get rid of him
>Joe 'Remember, you're here forever' Philbin as a head coach literally his entire career
The fact that he is not only still alive but can make the throws he does speaks volumes of his ability.
>>67494267
Nigga I wouldn't even swap our backup for him.
>>67494532
Nigga you can't see nigga
>>67492261
>bears
>lions
What is this shit? The bears should be below.
>>67494267
no takers
>>67493544
Shook Buncos fan detected
>>67494267
Bengals
no
>>67494554
Say*
>>67494267
>>67494267
Eagles
No but as a sooners fan, itd be really cool to get AD and Bradford together
>>67494267
>Dolphins
Yes.. Tannehill sucks fucking dick
damn, so you be sayin out out 20 shit qb's nobady want Bridgewater?
>>67494848
21 now m8
Future topics of discussion that /nfl/ will be talking about in the 2017 offseason:
1. Despite his recent superbowl win Romo is not Elite
2. Romo is actually in fact Elite
3. Memes
4. Brady caught cheating again
5. Lions still can't win Playoff games
6. Are the jags legit?
7. Memes
8. Raiders still suck
9. Was Cleveland sweeping the Ravens a fluke?
10. Anime
>>67494815
the first real nigga. I'ma promote you to gm.
@67494873
Didn't read
If there was actually a football-themed manager game like FM is for soccer, or OOTP for baseball, and it had multiplayer features would you want to play it with /nfl/? I get the feeling that the kind of autists that would appeal to don't intersect much with us, me being one of the exceptions.
>>67494815
>Canadian
And you're a Fins fan? Hey man, I can respect anyone that wears the aqua and orange, but don't talk shit about Tannehill. Years into his career and we still haven't done anything to give him a fair shake.
>parys haralson is back as "director of player engagement"
so basically someone to make baalke and jed's orders sound tolerable, got it
>>67495050
connected careers/franchise is the only reason to play madden, id play the shit out of this
>tfw got my new janitor acceptance license
Actual 2016 topics
>QBs
Who is elite
>pants
Pats butthurt/choke
Your team sucks and here's why
>Romo
>Dallas
Las Vegas / Raiders
WHO CAN STOP X / Y / Z
a controversy that really shouldn't exist
>sneak
Faggotry
>old bay
BB picks a winner
"FUCK THIS TEAM" week after week
>we shoulda signed X
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>Eagles
>is X elite
Pokemans
Old Bay trip war
(Hated team here) posting
DUDE WEED LMAO
DUDE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE LMAO
Aldon Smith
Screen caps
BTFO BTFO BTFO
>>67495055
pretty sure thats sean false-flagging
>>67495050
>Wanting to manage a team
I only ever make a QB in Madden and name him Dick Perfect.
>>67495055
>fair shake
Reminder that Scam Nigton will regress and end up like Colin Kaepernick.
>>67494267
Sanchez? yeah, easy.
>>67495180
go get front office football 7 then, it already exists. a bit outdated though, it starts at the beginning of the 2014 season with stats derived on shit that happened in 2013, which is comical in some cases. we'd need someone to be the networkfag to figure out how to get multiplayer working too, cause that's never been my forte.
>>67495252
Sanchez won't play for long.
>>67495247
it might happen, that nigga got shook.
>>67495224
My name is Dick Goode Jr., but yours is quite funny
I present stone hands WR meme
wew
>>67495390
he still needs an epic nfccg choke moment though
could either be us12s or cards getting revenge
>and the cards lose in the owl again
>>67495241
Explain how giving Tannehill shit practice squad linemen is giving him a fair shake. I'm just saying it isn't fair to shit on him when we throw him to the wolves and are surprised when he comes back with a tattered shirt.
>>67495281
All football games are stupid
>>67495606
Wow could you be any more of a memester
>>67495281
Shit game compared to FM.
>>67495651
obviously yeah, FM is pretty polished, but it's all we got. the guys that own OOTP brought in one of the guys that worked on FM to make a football version to parallel OOTP, but there's been some serious delays. it was announced after the seahawks/broncos owl and I've been waiting on it ever since. it was only supposed to take a year, now they say it won't come out before 2017.
>>67495596
I dont think tunsil is going to make that line completely better but its a start
>>67495596
He'd still be shit with a decent O-Line
He can hardly even game manage right
>>67495596
Same situation for Bridgewater but you think he's shit.
Is Doug Baldwin a top 10 WR?
>>67495738
There's been delays because the lead developer had a stroke or some shit. They've restarted working on it in january.
>>67495774
I never said that.
>>67495789
yes, he's bailed out russlel mant times.
>>67495941
>"Would you take Bridgewater over your current QB?"
>"No."
>"SO YOU'RE SAYING HE IS SHIT?"
Kill yourself my man.
>>67494063
Stay obsessed nigglet
>>67496067
thats a bit rude
>excuses are okay for my qb
pro tip they both suck.
>>67495816
yeah I know, the point was that based on the original announcement, it was supposed to be out for over a year already, and now it will probably be at least another year until we get it. understanding why that happened doesn't mean that it's not still hard to bear the wait, especially considering that the next best alternative is FOF7
Eagles will be elite for years to come as they just drafted the next Joe Montana Steve young hybrid in Carson Wentz
While the cowboys go the route of the meme qb
>>67496203
the greentexts were an example
you gotta be creative son
>>67496261
The best football management vidya I've ever played was NFL Head Coach 06 and 09. It had extremely clunky controls and shit but it was still an unreal amount of fun, you could physically attend the meetings with the owner and the assistants and shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03uOtNAlUHM
>>67496281
lmao that guy doesnt have any legs so wacky
Name them
Bought 2 new games today, ratchet and clank and uncharted 4, wat play?
>>67496408
hes right tho
>>67496281
There isn't much room for anything
We sympathize with the feel qb one who is let down by his shit team
Stone hands is just a nigger that can't catch even with gloves we hate that faggot
>>67496447
>Playing console garbage
>>67488676
>can't run a route
>elite
less elite than janis tbqh fampai
>>67496528
You just made my list Schindler
>>67490640
>Ain't like Osweiler is any worse
They are literally paying him more than 3x as much as they paid Hoyer.
Do you honestly think that's a sound decision?
>>67496447
I havent played Uncharted since the second one
I saw one cutscene for U4 and Drake gets the shit beat out of him by a woman in a QTE and lost all interest in it
>>67496551
>players can't improve
wew
>>67496648
I don't know much about the plot but I got the impression Drake is like Bruce Wayne in The Dark Knight or Calvin Johnson, semi retired and all fat an out of shape.
>>67496447
Play the game of suicide and kill yourself. Please.
Fuck the jets
>no pats butthurt itt
18-1
8
-
1
>>67496835
>>67496976
careful you'll trigger the jew and flying manlet
>>67496622
No,I do believe he's being paid way too much but we live in a new era where QBs will get massive contracts in hopes that they are the guy they want leading the offense.
I mean a lot of quarterbacks in the league are in that problem and worst situation and Hoyer was just paid as more as the 'temporary option until our young QB project is ready'
Hoyer and Fitzmagic was brought in for one year to do that shit. But Houston shit the bed twice on drafting a QB to the point where they said 'fuck it, just get the guy who ended NE's chances at a perfect season' and have him not be a journeyman temporary option but a permanent option
Will it fuck them over? Probably
But is there anyone else they can have as a PERMANENT option as QB instead of the old Vikings option of 'get any guy off the street and hope he can game manage' when that shit doesn't fly anymore.
Plus people ignore the 'went 9-7 back to back with 7 different starting QBs'
which rookie do you think is going to have the best career for your team /nfl/?
>Kamalei Correa
>>67495487
Nice
Imma whip some up
Zeke
BRADY IS NOT ELITE
>>67496447
>tfw I want a PS4 just to play SFV and Persona 5 but one is considered shit and the other is gonna get fucked over by delays again.
I have an Xbone but it's like atleast there's KOF and GG Xrd but goddamn man I never liked any of those exclusives from Sony unless it's Crash, Spyro, Jak & Daxter or when they used to have Tomb Raider and Resident Evil
Hey /nfl/, my girlfriend just broke up with me
how are your days going?
>>67497538
I'll be your girlfriend tonight
>>67497538
Not bad, my lady friend just dumped her loser boyfriend
I finished version 2.
>>67497561
>>67497538
Samefag
>>67497597
Can't believe Brady is going that bald... talk about JUST
>>67497599
I wish it was just a joke anon
>>67493863
who are these young strong slaves is that NUK?
Why are the Raiders trying to get a domed stadium built in Vegas? A fucking dome...
Alright, muh hometown purists, I have a scenario for you.
>born in San Antonio to military parents
>closest team at the time: Oilers (~200 miles away then; now Tennessee Titans)
>closest team right now: Texans
>move away when I'm five
>spent the longest length of time in an Oklahoma City suburb (about 6 1/2 years)
>closest team: Cowboys (~200 miles away again)
>started actually getting into the NFL while living in an Anchorage suburb
>closest team at the time: Seahawks (~2,250 miles away)
>currently living in Fairbanks
>closest team: Seahawks (~2,150 miles away)
additional information:
>never lived closer than around 200 miles to any NFL team at any given time
>parents root for different teams
>Dad: Raiders (from the East Bay, a fan of the original Raiders, lost interest after the LA move but regained it after their return)
>Mom: Saints (born in New Orleans and has lots of family all over Louisiana; suddenly got a lot more invested around 2009)
Who should I be rooting for?
>>67498140
>started actually getting into the NFL while living in an Anchorage suburb
Eagle River?
>>67498140
when in doubt go with your dads team desu
>>67498270
Yep. Then again it's basically the only one if you don't count Elmendorf-Richardson.
>>67498114
Yeah dude they should play in the Vegas sun xD
>>67498333
True. I used to live in Spenard, used to go drinking at that big bar/bowling alley up in Eagle River all the time miss it up there.
>>67497379
marlon brown comes to mind
>>67498367
>Vegas has a different sun than the rest of the country
>>67498114
It needs to sound loud enough to pretend they have as many fans as real teams.
Did the Browns win the draft?
>>67498539
Savage
>>67487804
>Most overrated player in the NFL
>>67498646
No one posted Geno Atkins m8...
Who is the smartest poster in /NFL/?
>>67498853
p12 has some good opinions, I like hearing the autistic ramblings of Scarletism
>>67498853
Me but that's like being the worlds tallest midget so it's not an impressive accomplishment
>>67498853
anonymous
>>67498853
Me because I'm not some attention whoring trip.
Pretty sure FINish him is the dumbest fucking trip on /nfl/ in the past few years.
>>67498853
Anons.
>>67498868
P12 is pretty dumb man, both at nfl related topics and common sense. JFFM had him trolled so hard a month or two back when he just circled a bunch of random numbers on something and said "lol wtf". p12 and some other trip spent like half the thread trying to decipher the meaningless numbers. Was actually quite funny I literally was laughing about it
>>67499015
as opposed to figuratively laughing about it?
>>67499046
Well I mean actually laughing out loud, not just saying "lol" at something humorous
late-night dank memes
>>67499015
lmao sure dude
nice that you found your trip again, i was worried you lost it
>>67499259
forgot me trip
Dis gon be gud
>>67499261
>nice that you found your trip again, i was worried you lost it
this is the only trip I use bro
>>67499310
not your "bro", buddy
>>67499343
Oh don't be so salty you weird cross dressing little man
>>67498420
>all parts of the country are the same temperature
epic as fuck dude xD
kill yourself old gay faggot
>>67499259
>>67499275
this is too cheesy to be funny
>>67499377
>doesn't get common reference
>gets mad
kek never change retard
in the wild ravens have been know to steal food from live eagles
>>67498980
>it's another "Old Bay fights with another tripfag" episode
>>67499402
I'm not your buddy, guy
>>67499402
I got the reference but I wouldn't call it common or funny
>>67499385
NFL games are played in harsher climates than Vegas. Putting a dome there makes no fucking sense
>>67499390
hi newfriend
>>67499456
>putting a dome in an area that reaches 100 degrees almost year round makes no fucking sense
seriously fucking off yourself retard
>>67499430
thank you for being normal
>>67499456
lol sure man
just quit mentioning me all the time please, it's getting old
maym mays
>>67499456
>I live and visit freezing flyover cities
Kek
>>67499456
have you never been to vegas?
i'd rather play in canada than that shit
>>67499484
>100 degrees in a desert is too hot for me
Go outside more anon it's a dry heat. Florida is much worse and they don't need domes
>>67499490
Ok
>>67499377
>Oh don't be so salty you weird cross dressing little man
if you ever go out to the bonneville salt flats that's about as salty as i've been about how each of the harbs-era years ended
>>67487304
>>67486953
>>67499499
nice numbers
liking that Adams one
>>67499537
>im from baltimore let me tell you about hot weather
yeah, kill yourself retard
>>67499537
>100 degrees
it's not uncommon for vegas to go 110+
>>67499587
>heat and humidity are the same thing
again you need to really go outside once in a while.
>>67499499
now that we have a receiver template, think you can make one for Dez with the non-catch?
>>67499601
he's purposefully being retarded right now, just dont even reply to his faggot ass
case in point
>>67499613
>>67498140
Fuuuuck, anchorage? I was there for a couple days one time. It kind of felt like I was Rust Cohle in True Detective. It was early June, so it was ~23 hours of sunlight. The whole town just seemed kind of suspended in a daze. I'm sure being kind of jetlagged for the couple days I was there reinforced that feeling. I was constantly hearing police sirens; so many buildings were boarded up. It was tough to imagine living there in the winter.
Do you know Bushman's, or is it Bushmaster's?
>>67499653
Anchorage in winter is pretty comfy man, tons of stuff to do
>>67497538
Is that you BucMe?
>>67499620
you can make it
right now I need some shuteye
>>67499728
nighty night memeboy. I'm not feelin up to it
>>67497597
Holy shit talk about obsessed lmao
>>67499539
isn't the dead sea in jordan supposed to be saltier?
>>67499499
It's literally perfecto.
Who is the best trip and why is it Old Bay?
>>67499825
Landry's Balls is the best
>>67499825
because Old Bay took his trip off just so he could samefag about what a cool guy he thinks he is
>>67499877
The only time my trip comes off is if I post on another board, stay obsessed though
Post players that are impossible to hate
I'll start
>based jew
>>67499877
Shut the fuck up Old Bay doesn't even need to samefag for praise because awesome guys like me are already here to do it for him.
>>67499949
thanks
>>67499877
Lmao @ this obsessed manlet
>>67499945
don't even try it.
>>67498853
tiki
can we talk about football and not tripfags? please?
>>67499945
inb4 the >jordy nelson is a dumb hick poster
>>67499816
mite work tho.
>so salty i'm floating in it
>>67500106
>off season generals
ISHYDDT
>>67500106
What's your favorite burrs jurrsey of all time?
>>67500118
>niners hopes and dreams thrown in
>too dead for the dead sea
>just floats away
>spotted in orbit alongside every other team's sides
>>67498853
>Who is the smartest poster in /NFL/?
me
Post 53s
>tfw Raiders legitimate contention window is this year and the next while Carr, Mack, and Coop are on rookie deals
>>67500304
QB (2): A. Rodgers, Hundley
RB (4): Lacy, Starks, Crockett, Ripkowski
WR (6): Nelson, Cobb, Janis, Adams, Montgomery, Abbrederis
TE (3): R. Rodgers, Cook, Perillo
C (2): Linsley, Tretter
OG (3): Sitton, Lang, Taylor
OT (4): Bulaga, Bakhtiari, Spriggs, Barclay
DT (3): Guion, Clark, Pennel*
DE (4): Daniels, Jones, Lowry, Ringo
OLB (5): Matthews, Peppers, Perry, Elliot, Fackrell
ILB (5): Barrington, Ryan, Martinez, Brown, Thomas
CB (5): Shields, Randall, Rollins, Gunter, Dorleant
FS (2): Clinton-Dix, Hyde
SS (2): Burnett, Banjo
K: Crosby
P: Mortell
LS: Lovato
Practice Squad (10): Murphy, Davis, the rest TBD
* denotes 4 game suspension due to substance abuse policy
5/10 Changes: CB Goodson replaced by ILB Thomas (predicting he will not make final roster due to 4 game suspension)
DE Boyd replaced with DE Ringo (Boyd was cut from the team today)
CB TBD is now CB Dorleant (predicting he's the most likely of the UDFA crop)
>>67500284
>tranny
>smartest poster
>>67500364
>only 5 corners on the roster
>>67500410
this is not final bruh, and it's hard because the packers have literally no one else at corner besides UDFAs and Goodson who is meh and also suspended for 4 games. If we do keep Goodson then take away Thomas I guess, also Hyde can play CB too if needed.
>>67500365
I'm not a tranny ]=
>>67500364
When will peppers retire sneak?
>>67498853
Sneak
100% serious
>>67500304
Good roster, the only change I'd have would be brynden Trawick for McGill. Mostly for special teams value, but I hope McGill plays well at safety. I really liked him coming out of the draft
>>67500479
Well his contact ends after the 2016 season. So this might be his final year if his performance takes a significant hit, which is probably why the Packers drafted an OLB (Fackrell) in the 3rd before an ILB (Martinez) in the 4th.
>>67500481
No I'm not.
>>67486953
That's not real ankle breaking
>>67500576
Good call, they could also roll with 5 safeties and 5 corners if McGill outperforms McDonald.
>>67499423
I see that file name there, you must have misnamed it, here you go.
>>67500653
Post McKelvin shattering ankle pls
>>67500596
Wiki says he's 36 so this is prob his last go.
>>67500685
Very true, I could see them giving up on Hayden too if he doesn't show something in camp, but I guess we'll see
>>67500697
Shoo shoo
I miss the other Bengals trip ):
>>67500697
>fewer playoff wins than some swagfag that dated a tranny
>>67500697
He looks like that ass hole from the league. The one who lied about being in the twin towers on 9/11 IRL
1. Ravens 11-5
2. Bengals 7-9
3. Browns 3-13
4. Steelers 2-14
You can't dispute this
>>67500750
I think the steelers are gonna flop but the only way they go 2-14 is if there's a plane crash with very few survivors
>>67500481
>>67500596
Agreed with snek. He'll probably choose the sea lion than the owl :(
>>67500761
>the only way they go 2-14 is if there's a plane crash with very few survivors
>>67492261
>Chiefs overs Bengals and Steelers
>Steelers over Bengals
>Packers over Bengals
>Vikings over Raiders, Giants, Cowboys, Redskins
>Vikings and Texans in the top 16
>Bills over Jets, Ravens, Falcons
>Browns in the top 32
>>67498721
Nice try.
;)
>>67500750
>Ravens having a winning record
>Bengals having a losing record
>Bengals not winning AFCN
>Stoolers 2-14
>Browns over Stoolers
>Browns not finishing 5th place
Fitz please
Packer's Suck
>>67500740
He really doesn't......not sure how that's a burn anyway.
>>67500304
Just give them a Wild Card win right now.
>>67500821
>>67500880
the chiefs, steelers and packers all won more games this year than the bungholes in 25
>>67500880
You fucker....
reminder that females can have benises
>>67500804
Delete this. Meme magic is real. Further postings will be reported to the federal bureau of memetic abuses and misconduct
>>67500857
>5th place
I chuckled
>>67500880
Then there is this asshole right now.
The Steelers are superior to my shit team
>>67500740
>>67500886
No one else thinks he looks like a non ginger fatter Andy Dalton? I can't be the only one
>>67500937
>mfw Stooler fans are this desperate
I suck cock
>>67500942
They do have the same hair style
>>67500942
>he looks just like him, but with different hair and more weight so he doesn't look like him.
What's your opinion of the Oakland Raiders?
>>67500971
Funny that they filled their roster with aged veterans and a meme QB to think they fixed their franchise
>>67500971
>Las Vegas Raiders are your owl lii champs
the raiders have a more recent playoff win than my team despite not being in the postseason since 2002
>>67501017
the toxins have a more recent playoff win than your team despite not being in the league until 2002
Post players you'd suck dry after fucking your gf/wife
>tfw no playoff wins since 2008
>>67501069
>no playoff wins since 2010
>>67499744
fug I cant sleep so I'll do this anyways
>>67501069
>tfw no playoff wins since 2016
>>67490569
>4 QBs better than Rodgers not named Tom Brady
Rodgers TD/INT ratio is going to be so high when he retires that they'll have to retire the record too because it will never be broken
>>67501074
when will Fitz come back
we have a chance to be good with him
If geno starts were shot dead out the gate
>>67501016
>>67490569
Oh my goodness I forgot to mention this list has absolutely no meaning
>>67501121
>>67501062
Right here senpai
Go Ravens
>>67501110
I doubt it, i'm really pessimistic, i feel like we're going to be buried by our tough opening schedule like we were two years ago.
fitz isn't good enough to take us anywhere and his numbers were inflated by the wrs. I'd still take him and try to win now but I'm just not feeling it. I think we'll just be 6-8 wins unless we get some huge trolly wins off new england/seattle/arizona
269 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>>67501079
>tfw no bailout wins since 2016
>>67501115
>>67501094
>>67501076
>>67501062
>>67501079
>tfw no early 2000s all-pennsylvania bowl
it could have happened in 01, 04, or 08 if we had both won our conference games
Reminder that Marvin Jones > AJ Green
>>67500779
Honestly I kinda like them all, which is the first time I've been able to say that since Gen 3. I'll have to see their final evolutions though before picking a starter.
>>67500880
You suck you fucking gay-ass nigger faggot jew bitch shit cunt.
>>67494481
I am also a Jest fan. I'd rather roll the dice with Hackenberg than invest anything in Memewater.
>>67501183
oh are we talking about the new starters? i liked the cat one a lot
the owl might be cool when it evolves, the seal thing looked stupid
>>67501191
HACK NO. 1
>>67497341
This guy gets it. Houston DID NOT start last season with any belief that they'd make the playoffs. If Luck doesn't die, Indy wins the division no question. Hoyer was just supposed to be a stopgap for this year. It's a shame he got so exposed in the playoffs given that no one ever meant to put him there.
>>67501180
Moosefucker's shit posting is on point today, senpai
>>67501198
I don't go on /sp/ very often. What's your allegiance to Hackenberg?
>>67501229
PSU
2013 with BoB, robinson, and rookie hack was GOAT
So far uncharted 4 is 90% cutscenes. On a plus not they had a Crash Bandicot mini game in it
>>67501198
>the seal thing looked stupid
>>67501240
>>67501229
>>67501198
let hack sit for a year and learn to throw better middle range passes and he will be good
but he should not start week 1 as a jets fan i would be terrified if he did unless he went ham in preseason and minicamp
>Andy Dalton
lel
>>67501250
>>67501198
>>67501183
So glad I quit Pokemon. Worst starters ever, even more PBS looking than 5th gen, legendaries look like ass too.
Only cool think I saw was that the overworld humans aren't chibi anymore, and are proportionate now.
>>67501248
>Sony exclusive is 90% cutscenes
no way I don't believe you
>>67501250
wow there's so much fanart already
>>67501264
hack needs a GOAT receiver and a good o-line tbqh
and a pass rush on the other side
>>67501079
LELZLELZLELZ ABSOLOUTELY 1000000% FUCK SHITTSBURGH>
>>67501250
he's right though
that's not to say that it can't be boss later on, oshawott was fucking stupid looking too but dewott and samurott were pretty great
>>67501297
in the future yeah hopefully marshall still playing in in one or two years and we have an ok oline
but he still needs to work a lot on footwork and accuracy on some throws
>>67501264
If it happened, I wouldn't be terrified. He'd have to at least beat out Geno by a decent margin to get the start, which would be quite encouraging.
>>67501321
thats not saying much imo
>>67501316
yeah if he can't get robinson in the NFL marshall isn't a bad replacement
he may not play much longer though, you should try and trade for someone to replace him in a couple years
Reminder that Matt Stafford will be BETTER without Calvin Johnson
>>67501335
god what the fuck did penn coaching staff do to him
they damage him more than sandusky damage those kids
>>67501352
>>67501360
those sanctions fucked his shit up
>>67501373
he started after the sanctions happen
Bill o'brien left after his freshman year
>>67501360
BoB left him
he didn't have his robinson security blanket
his o-line became a lot shittier
very tragic really
>>67501381
Dat nigga just sucks then
>>67489459
exactly, both of those quarterbacks suck
>>67501390
yeah but the footwork is what gets me the most
how do you go from great work to just absolute shit
>>67501299
A-are you here to stay scarletism
>>67501403
he got shook after getting hit so much, and he didn't have an actually good coach to correct him and progress his development
he got sacked so much the last two years
>>67501447
make sense
i really love his potential and a huge fan of him
i just dont think this can all be fixed by week one
>dez cryant
>implying Cody Kessler won't be good
tiki when did you become a mod
>>67501475
minor typo fix
>>67501494
He really won't be
>>67494267
Giants
Yeah, sure, I love Eli but he's getting old
>>67501390
Remember when he was sacked on a two man rush
>>67501494
>USC QB
>>67501506
Don't worry, give it three years and the Giants will have Eli's successor.
His name is Josh Rosen.
>>67501524
>Carson Palmer
>>67501564
>good
Clowney is Elite.
Daily reminder the Toxins have had back2back winning seasons since drafting him #1 overall.
>>67501058
this is pretty good, although I don't think it'd be outlandish to call Dalton "great" after last season
