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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67492484
NEWS:
>The Zuffa era is soon to end
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15503004/ufc-owners-advanced-talks-sell-promotion
>Bigfoot BTFOs Brazil
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/following-16-second-tko-loss-bigfoot-silva-challenges-detractors-in-social-media-rant
>Rothwell on JDS fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/10/11645202/ben-rothwell-says-accepting-junior-dos-santos-fight-was-strategically
>Silva out of UFC 198
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/anderson-silva-out-of-ufc-189--may-need-gall-bladder-surgery-005830365.html
>Dennis Siver out of fight with BJ Penn
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/bj-penn/breaking-dennis-siver-fight-bj-penn-ufc-searching-new-opponent/
>Vitor Belfort: "WE IZ SLAVEZ"
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/10/11650458/vitor-belfort-unsatisfied-ufc-handling-reebok-sponsorship-living-slavery-mma
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
negative attention is still attention
if you want people to stop shitposting, stop replying to shitposters
previous >>67492484
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
NEWS:
>The Zuffa era is soon to end
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15503004/ufc-owners-advanced-talks-sell-promotion
>Bigfoot BTFOs Brazil
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/following-16-second-tko-loss-bigfoot-silva-challenges-detractors-in-social-media-rant
>Rothwell on JDS fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/10/11645202/ben-rothwell-says-accepting-junior-dos-santos-fight-was-strategically
>Vitor Belfort: "WE IZ SLAVEZ"
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/10/11650458/vitor-belfort-unsatisfied-ufc-handling-reebok-sponsorship-living-slavery-mma
>Anderson out of Fight Night: Curitiba
twitter.com
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
tripfags shouldn't be treated like human beings
negative attention is still attention
**DO NOT QUOTE POSTS, WE MUST MAKE THE (YOU)CONOMY GREAT AGAIN**
>>67498988
>le no reply mememe
Why do you make these schedules so long you fucking autist, wgaf about half of these
We can also fucking read numbers and know 6 = June, dummy
>>67499049
I don't care about people who don't care about half of the cards
you should because you're a fucking worthless piece of shit and i fuckign own you
no one cares shitlord you're not funny
good thread op
literally cookie cutter autism and this is what you get
hahahahahhahahahaha
Reminder that pro wrestling is the best martial arts style to train.
>Sakuraba
>fuck an iron chin it's about iron body,chairs,tables,kendo sticks,etc
>very athletic
>Pro wrestler BTFO the GOAT Royce Gracie easily
>Brock Laser BTFO out UFC in second fight becoming champion
>CM Punk defeated Brock Lesnar and John Cena, his potential in MMA is unlimited
>One of the GOATS Filthy Tom Lawlor was a pro wrestler
>DC was a pro wrestler
>Chael trained in WCW before doing MMA
>Conor learned from the best Ric Flair
IF YOU DO NOT REPLY WITH A (You) REFUTING MY POINTS IT PROVES ME RIGHT
>>67498988
Honestly how does Floyd Mayweather beat this strategy? His punches would do nothing.
>>67499300
movement
>>67499287
Was this the first death in the octagon?
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/dana-white-says-ufc--not-for-sale--despite-report-to-the-contrary-021432483-mma.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw
goofs btfo
>>67498988
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/10/11650458/vitor-belfort-unsatisfied-ufc-handling-reebok-sponsorship-living-slavery-mma
"MMA is a lot closer to entertainment than sport these days. I'm not satisfied with the way the company is handling sponsorship. We are pretty much living in slavery. We can't use our own sponsors, they are banned inside the Octagon. We have no properties."
Since the Reebok deal was established, in July 2015, Belfort said it has become his personal task to leave a legacy where fighters won't be treated this poorly in such a brutal and unforgiving sport.
"The good thing about breaking records is when you're not worried about it. When you are, it becomes frustrating. My happiness comes from within. Breaking records is what I do best. I hope I can leave a legacy which fighters can use to raise awareness about a minimum wage pay. It's a contact sport. I don't think it's fair for someone to earn 500 dollars to be elbowed in the face. There has to be a retirement plan, which does not exist now. That's something for the next generation. They need to save their money and invest. They need to know the athlete life will end."
Now, the 38-year-old knows his career is approaching its end, and his last fight could always be the next one, but Belfort doesn't worry too much. He says he has been fighting just for the love of it for a while now.
"All my next fights could be my last. So you should make your dream as if it was your last, too. I'm very happy with my career and everything I conquered. I do this because I love it, today. I'm still a voice to be heard. I can still help the sport."
The next few years are going to be very interesting, I think
>>67499287
When I was 6 I was walking about with my brother (14) and he saw a snail crawling along the gutter.
From about 5 metres he threw a small stone and splattered that snail all along the gutter. He was gobsmacked by the awesome shot and laughed in disbelief. He turned to me and asked "Did you see that shot?". I wanted to say yeah, good shot but all I could manage was "Poor snail" and started tearing up.
My brother, in one of his rare moments of level-headedness straightened up, looked at the snail and said "Yeah."
He scooped up the smeared snail and broken shell with a leaf, dug a small hole in the grass and buried him, even leaving a small stick as a marker.
6 year old me who had never been to a funeral asked God to look after snaily, dried my eyes and didn't feel so bad. But the memory lives on.
If my brother had reacted in any less a caring way I'm not sure I'd have much respect for him at this point, and animal cruelty would probably devastate me. Early lessons in grief are healthy.
Without a doubt the worst thread in a long time
You might be right tbqhwyl (to be quite honest with you lad)
>>67499486
Once I put these fires out, you and I are gonna have a fuckin' go bud.
thanks bud
For anyone who wasn't in the last thread, leave /heem/ for the next few days
you wont do shit pussy, i'll drop you faster than trudeau motherfucker
yo whatup lads we still driving up the value of (You)s?
>>67499543
More like you'll drop to your knees faster, faget
Post your walkout song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLXOkZtAkPw
>>67499530
>that shirt
Everytime
How about to counter act the no reply fags we should quote people in posts who aren't quoting even if the post doesn't relate to them
i'll start >>67499520
>>67499154
>>67499100
>>67499626
Nothing entrances and infects me with as much enjoyment as cains walk ins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgs4Cq-MW1o
>>67485151
what do now that the fights have changed with anderson out lol
it's amazing how one simple change improved the thread quality by 1000%. keep it up lads.
>>67499694
>He believes this
![Chris-Weidman-All-American-Hero_506729_OpenGraphImage[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vH5mkbd.jpg "Chris-Weidman-All-American-Hero 506729 OpenGraphImage[1]")
>>67499664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gM-Bf2Vn9c
BUILD IT
>>67499694
i report every french and fakefrench maple leaf flag i see.
>>67499714
Weidman literally has a Mexican wife. WTF.
>>67499714
>those triggered annotations
did cuck thomas make this gay shit
dillashaw or assuncao
>>67499529
Why?
who?
>>67499714
im now a fan of the chris, he knows what is good for his country
>>67499747
>my wife es Colombiano
>mentions this every other minute
>films his vlogs in the cuckshed
>>67499774
Assanco all day.
>>67499805
Don't reply to anglos
>>67499774
Dillashaw by KO
The only person in BW right now who has a reasonable chance of beating Dillashaw is Cruz desu
TJ wins 100%
can we all agree that the people who are saying not to quote anyone are just shitposters
you had me rused for a bit, good job
If you can't see the benefit of this new posting era then I feel sorry for you lad.
>that one british guy who is taking non quoting extremely seriously cause of the discussion value
schaub
we've reached a new level of shitposting
keep it up
shitpost faster and harder so we'll get tired of it quicker
>>67499530
Are they officially married now?
>>67499986
when schaub was a straight cold blooded murderer
what happened /heem/, was it ronda?
Schaub could have easily won the title were it not for the string of illegal KOs he was victim to. What a shame. I wonder if justice will ever be served.
>>67500035
fox and reebok. Gotta pay him more to risk hurting himself. and now the fighter and the kid is taking off for them
>>67500051
stupid cuck trainer targaryen ass nigga ruining b schaubs career
>>67500000
TOTALLY
>>67500079
GET YOUR HOCKEY LOVING ASS TO THE RIGHT THREAD U BRITBONG
Do you think Travis jerks off to Edmond and Ronda having sex
fuck, didn't see this either. benis siber done
>>67500129
JUST
>>67500150
NGANNOU
>>67500129
FEED HIM TO MAX
>Rogan's on it
>Schuab's on it
>Tate's on it
>Kingbury's on it
Is Keto a meme diet or is it legit?
ngannou
>>67499626
This fight is cozy as fuck.
https://vimeo.com/124847767
>>67500173
it's legit
>>67499425
>tfw from the scottish isles
>only ever seen this behaviour on the internet
>didn't see a black person till I was at least 15
>move to america
>blacks fucking everywhere
>they're fucking crazy
>>67500173
>doing anything Rogan does
carb the fuck up dumb cunt
>>67500173
Just fucking eat less. Why do goofs insist on making it difficult?
francis ngannou
>>67500173
>implying everyone of those people isn't just imitating Rogan
>>67500173
ATKINS WAS THE SAME IDEA ITS LEGIT THAT SAID IT DOESNT MAKE YOU SMARTER JUST WILL BURN FAT AND YOU WILL BE LESS HAPPY BECAUSE CARBS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH HAPPINESS THEY SAY
francis ngannou bull
>>67500210
I know, right? Just eat broccoli/brussels sprouts and fish/chicken every meal. Snack on some carrots occasionally and drink a glass of milk before bed and you're good.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11654784/anderson-silva-to-undergo-surgery-wednesday-could-be-cleared-to-train
4-6 WEEKS PUTS HIM ON TRACK FOR 201 OR NY RETURN WITH CONOR ASWELL.
DIAZ VS SILVA 2 AND MCMEME VS NATE 2 MAKE IT HAPPEN IN THE GARDEN
bull ngannou cuck you haha
son of your partner that is not your sex partner meaning it is not your son but you are still raising it
>>67500269
faggot
ngannou meme bull
very funny francis ngannou cuck meme haha laff i laff u laff we all laff
>>67500269
Conor had a crisis and can't be trusted with big projects for a while.
>>67500314
JON JONES
>>67500326
Don't reply to anglos
>>67500269
>DIAZ VS SILVA 2 AND MCMEME VS NATE 2
Trash it goes.
>>67500327
THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE ME
>>67500296
>argentina
>calling anyone a faggot
>silva is 41 and will never fight again
>>67500343
>anglo
somebody needs a political and cultural geography lesson
>>67500418
>hehehhehe im a burger lol call HIM the fagot xd GOT HIM!!
>>67500436
He was so happy in Embedded and now he may not be able to weight cut properly
>>67500436
how the fuck does herb not react even slightly to this?
>>67500468
>British inferiority complex incoming
>>67500418
>>67500443
>>67500465
Triggered as fuck, so easy to make you fags break your autistic no reply rule
>quoting posts
>the cancerousness of this thread
I don't think this semen-slurping board is for me.
>>67500541
Please leave
Don't know why you replied to me, I'm just posting webms.
You goof.
You may get them to but you'll never get me to.
>>67500520
>triggered as fuck
>autistic
Hows reddit these days?
>>67498988
>http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/10/11650458/vitor-belfort-unsatisfied-ufc-handling-reebok-sponsorship-living-slavery-mma
This is what will ensure MMA is always a poverty sport. No elite athlete is going into MMA to be paid nothing.
GSP made millions, and Brock made a lot, too. But despite his talk Conor has made very little, and no one else is making much at all.
the average UFC athlete make LESS than the people who clean up the stadiums after NFL, NHL, NBA, MLB games.
From BJ Penn:
[1] Did you know the worst bench warmer on the worst Women’s NBA team makes double what the average entry-level UFC fighter does?
[2] How about this, there was a UFC event in 2013 in which, apparently, the highest guaranteed pay on the card was $30k/$30k.
[3] Did you know, a fighter received only $12,000 in disclosed pay while fighting for a title and main-eventing a Pay-Per-View, this year?
[4] The median average wage for a top 15 fighter in the UFC is just $30,500 per year.
[5] Floyd Mayweather, in the 12 months between summer 2011 and summer 2012, made approximately four times more in guaranteed salary than the entire UFC roster combined. He fought twice.
….
[1] Minimum pay in WNBA is $37,950 for the year. The average new UFC fighter will fight twice per year, and make $12k-$20k in disclosed salary total. Average fighter going 1-1 will make $18k-$20k.
[2] According to payout information on MMA Manifesto
[3] Liz Carmouche vs Ronda Rousey, UFC 157
[4] The forest and the Trees, Bloody Elbow
[5] Disclosed UFC fighter Salary for 2011 was $23.6m. Mayweather’s guaranteed income from his 2 fights in 2011-2012 was $85m
>>67500248
>milk
enjoy you're cancer
>>67500541
why would you even come here in the first place
>>67500248
>fish and chicken
>glass of milk
To discuss MMA.
>>67500594
you forgot your comma anon
>>67500663
Where did it all go so wrong
>>67500674
foreigners
>>67500623
>Argentina doesnt know what logic is and goes full meme
>calls people triggered
>posts meme that btfo's his own statements
>Argentina gets defensive when his claims are btfo
>>67500592
The moment Zuffa/UFC falls apart, we'll see fighters start to get good and proper pay once more.
Isn't it hilarious how fucking awful this thread is now that everyone is replying to each other?
>>67499530
LOLLL y
UFC fighters have never been payed all that well
Why? The UFC isn't a very profitable organization
MMA isn't very popular
The more you know
>>67500130
what the FUCK
>>67500269
Do you think this could have been a strategic gall bladder removal in order to secure a bigger payday?
>>67500592
connor made an estimated 45+ mill in the last 3 fights according to forbes
>>67500760
you're a fucking goof
the only reason burgers are btfo'ing argetinebro is because they have the majority, so they band together in their anonymity to bully. pathetic
this is NOT what we stand for at /heem/
respect eachother
respect all nations opinion's EQUALLY (obviously not pierre)
and above all RESPECT THE SPORT
Not surprised Anderson isn't fighting. He doesn't fight other black guys. There was no chance of this fight happening.
>>67500782
No, but even more so because its in his home country. I dont think their is anything more silva wanted to do than redeem himself in his homeland. That said he will get paid more when they rebook it.
>>67500773
but dana said is bigger than soccer
>>67500773
They can definitely earn more than they are currently. This is my opinion, and I'm wiling to die to beat you, I'm willing to die.
>>67500795
>as if argentine bro wasnt blowing himself the fuck out
>respect all countries equally
sorry australia but you guys arent getting no respect any time soon from Britain let alone the rest of the world. You will always be their slave colony cucks
>argentina
Is Dana's IQ over or under 95?
>>67500812
prob mls in the US. UFC only valued at 4 bill to sell. The cleveland browns sold for 1 billion
>>67500853
120 at least.
anderson silva is done
for sure over
he said he will finish out his contract but in reality its over. Just fun fights to end it
>>67500840
that's a nice opinion coming from a burger, but nobody really respects any aspect of the uk, let alone their ability to own an island as their own slave colony.
i could heem you into the 8th dimension
>USA
get him back on viagra and have him fight in Rizin
CM Punk.
Let's be real here, is Rizin sustainable or just another fizzle in the pan of dead Japanese MMA dreams?
>>67500773
In MMA the fighters don't have much popularity. The UFC brand name is somewhat popular though.
In boxing the boxer is the main draw, the promoter's brand name is usually bringing in very little. Nobody cares that Pacquioa is promoted by Bob Arum, so Bob can't demand the same percentage of the profits from Pac that the UFC can from MMA fighters.
It's all quite easy to understand if you're not an idiot and have ever made a single business deal in your life.
>i could heem you into the 8th dimension
be careful
your just mad cause people bully ur english
>>67500903
still undefeated baby
>>67500901
His long-term UFC contract prevents that, unfortunately.
>>67500887
>somebody is catching feelings
>really respects
>cant even convince himself of his own bullshit
Sorry you bum abo but you guys are complete trash at fighting and stay cucked
>>67500912
What's the blueprint for beating Joe Rogan in unarmed hand to hand combat?
>>67500904
they are doing good doing a few shows this year. i like it
>>67500890
>>67500948
Solarplex palm strikes with a bas da danga ba binga bonga yell
>>67500948
Kickboxing + Movement + TDD + High-Carb, Low Fat, Raw Vegan diet
>>67500960
>burgerball
>>67500979
YO HOGAN
fuck..i had a friend called hogan. i miss that cunt
>>67500992
>unironically watching divegrass
>Bigfoot, up there?
>>67500992
>memes himself with his own logic
>never go full meme argentina
this is getting sad Argentina do you even follow your own arguments? You got triggered and fell into your own trap.
>>67500623
BTFO
>>67501014
yeah, that's what he said. that he unironically enjoys soccer.
nice comprehension skills anon
>>67501037
somebody is triggered and its only the morning
>>67500992
>Game ends
>0-0
>>67501014
>not enjoying spicball
>>67501032
>being this obsessed
>>67501056
>obsessed
Argentina swinging while hes already ko'd on the ground
>>67501047
>what is a timezone
must be nice having the most common flag, and thus being able to shitpost like a braindead autist all day.
>>67501031
Sasquatch is real though
>>67501077
>calls flag common
>own flag has union jack on it
How triggered are you? Australia doesnt know timezones exist in the US.
>australians think people go to bed at 1130
>>67501095
>double meme
Who /weedlmao/ here?
>>67500948
Check as many kicks of his as you can if his TKD habits still cause him to kick with the instep.
Footwork to avoid linear strikes and whatever wrestling he can bring.
Bring a jacket or a gi to confuse him on the ground, I guess.
>>67501095
She does EFN events too, I think. Haven't seen her bully any fighters there though...
I recall that we had a discussion about her posture.
>>67501187
>We spared no expense.
>>67501187
jesus, that's kinda disgusting
>>67501187
there is a name for this right? lordosis or something
who gets BTFO on /heem/ more, france or argentina? is it a language barrier kind of thing or are they just chumps?
>>67501224
Neither of them, weirdo.
>>67501158
No hooks chokes!
>>67499530
i wanna party with this guy so badly.
>>67501224
Probably Canada. No matter how hard we try, we just can't put out all the fires.
>>67501138
don't be a degenerate, argentine
>>67501174
>that slut
I mean it in a good way.
>>67501224
well the french did control argentina at one point
>>67501244
Degenerates are those who don't smoke any kind of drug.
>>67501261
this is not a good opinion
>>67501260
>He believes this
Where is the frenchie now? BTFO
I showed up
I could beat every here
>>67501261
dude please stop, we are trying to support you but you are not helping.
I also like Ed Kelly's takedown counter choke, he's pulled this one off in a fight a couple times now I think. Probably doesn't work against better takedown technique though.
>>67501292
Mind your own business peruANO
>>67501277
hey bro can you post a pick of your buds? i want to compare aus weed with yours
>>67501256
sauce on her name bros
>>67501307
was it autism?
>>67501187
she just wants to have a bunda
>>67500784
*sole
>>67501308
Yours is most likely better.
One more, for good measure - please forgive me for spamming webmasters after 3PM.
>>67501348
Looks fine, quite similar. poorly trimmed but who gives a fook
better than i expected. i don't have any on hand atm but next time i see you post i'll show you mine
>>67501311
>rides motorcycles in an attempt to impress Ronda
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he blasts people on Twitter he doesn't like for making fun of him or the UFC
>he calls people faggot but fires people for making "inappropriate" jokes
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of Lorenzo's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will always shill Bud Light
>he will never have a Ronda girlfriend
>Stitch Duran was never his friend
Una vela
>>67501394
> stone cold
Good morning, heembros. Hyped for the next event? I know I am.
Anderson tore his vagina and pulled out lad. The memes are over with.
>>67501444
did you see anderson silva got pulled bangbro lol
>>67501444
STFU and stop announcing it every time you go to sleep or wake up you weirdo
>>67501444
trips
>>67501467
Damn, I did not.
>>67501471
stfu faggot, heem is all bangbro has to live for, he comes from a place with dirt roads and machete attacks
>>67500173
>schaub
he looks worse than when he was fighting. idk if he's off peds or what
>>67501487
softy
>>67501501
Better looking and in better shape than you'll ever be.
>>67501480
so?
>>67501444
Yep! It's gonna be great fun.
>>67499714
how many times i have to tell you guys aljamain is a housenigger?
he even supports trump lmao, i might be a fan of him now though
>>67500594
> anti-milk
It correlates with lower cancer and obesity rates. It's actually the perfect food, which is why your momma makes it out of her tits.
Durianrider has rotten teeth, wirnkled skin, is emaciated and is now blading. He's gonna die soon.
>>67501538
so check ur privilege
et
Get Brunson to fite against Hall pls
>>67501555
i think he's like 50 years old. he looks pretty good if he's mid 40s to 50.
bj penn vs who now that benis siber is gone for good
>>67501555
So the dairy lobby has gotten to you too... is there any man alive on /heem/ not bought out by special interests, not fuelled by ulterior motives?
>>67501394
what's wrong with knowing how to make a well prepared hot pocket
>>67501555
>>67501666
are either of you wearing trackie dacks right now? also tell me more about drop bears
>>67501692
i got trackie dacks and a hoodie on
they don't exist
my dad scared me with them once on a trip to the mountains
i ran home
>>67501665
Diego Sanchez rematch
>>67501665
give him maynard i think, not sure if maynard has a fight signed or not
Have McGregor step in tbqh
>>67501692
I'm wearing flower pants.
>>67501711
i like this fight, don't think he has a fight booked. they were on tuf together except grey was the newbie
also reminded me that his nickname is the fucking bully. dumbest nickname...
>>67501555
No it's not you fucking goof
2bh iktf
>>67501728
Nice assertion, rotten teeth, emaciated vegan man. Go get some veneers to cover up your dental decay.
>>67501742
That's just as white as a girl can be.
>>67501721
flowers have historically been a symbol of youthful, manly vitality. it's only during the early modern period that their value became associated with femininity due to frilly romantic notions. conor is taking us back to our roots as a world culture, truly a modern day Hwarang.
There's a taekwondo gym near me that's cheap and I personally know one of the head trainers. They offer taekwondo, kickboxing, and hapkido. Should I bother?
>>67501744
Keep drinking your cow breast milk you little child
>ooooh im so weak i still need to suck teet so i dont become withered out and weak like an old person!!
>>67501752
shut the fuck up you curryswamp nigger
>>67501779
no waste of time
you will never be good enough to go pro so why bother
you're probably a fat burger anyway, imagine you kicking someone
lmao
hilarious thought
^^very rude
>>67501779
why not do judo?
>>67499774
I'm hoping Dillashaw loses every fight from now on.
>>67501790
i agree,
>>67501785
this is unacceptable
leave bangbro alone or leave /heem/
sign up for kickboxing lad. don't let your dreams be memes.
>>67500979
look into my eyes little man
>>67501797
>defending your shitskin e-boyfriend's honor
u know he wont suq your diq for petrol like your abo neighbor does?
>>67501796
Hi Cody!
dont talk to him like that
>>67501752
it's why she's the best and the worst at the same time
>>67500035
He'd probably be HW champ now if he would have just continued taking people down and subbing them.
>>67501752
You can tell she's not a curry person because the beach isn't awash with designated turds
man how did /heem/ sink this far?
never have i ever seen shitposting of this magnitude.
even the webms cant make up for it.
i almost feel to blame just for jokingly shitposting, but this is on a whole nother level.
what happen /heem/? what happen to you?
>>67500173
It's good for staying lean. It's certainly not the optimal way to fuel your body as an athlete.
>>67501842
Agreed desu i hardly post anymore i just lurk
>>67501837
savage af desu, didnt have to go that hard on our friendly bangbro imho tbqphwy swedebro
at least invite him to your country and into your home first, like a true swede, before you say something like that
>>67499389
Zuffa wants 4B+ the Chinese want to pay 3.5
Dana is looking at a 10% payday for his share, not shabby for a group who invested 25M 15 years agoish.
>>67501854
I actually feel bad because I like bangla bro but sometimes the jokes write themselves
In actual heem related topics, Tim Kennedy tweeted he wants the Hall fight, should he get it?
Sorry, /heem/, but Salman is my new friend now. We had a good run but I feel like I get better MMA discussion with Salman. Adios.
@67501842
says the pointless trip
>>67501867
If he'll take it on such short notice fuck yeSh
>>67501837
kek
>>67501867
???
>>67501873
You guys give him shit for tripfagging but 9/10 he's spot on
UFC 201 wiki page says Gus v OSP and Randamie v Raquel Pennington
>>67501842
It all started with Ngannou posting
put your trip back on fag
>>67501888
trip on, carolina cuck
>>67501894
Oh shit
pls win Alex
>>67501887
Chael is 100% right about Timothy "The Cyber-Bully" Kennedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8o3XsljDhI
All of his talks are worth listening to honestly
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRlvF4jIeBWqXJDGNXfPyVw/videos
Carolina is the name of my ex-wife
>>67501894
So OSP literally gets paid to be Jon's punching bag and is rewarded with a fight with Gus? I guess there is nothing better for Gus but at least this will be an easy win to get him back on his feet.
>>67501921
Prepare for your boy Gus to get cultural enriched for the 5th time, Sweden.
>>67501894
shit, I was hoping for Gus to headline the card in Germany. But who knows if it's true, I haven't seen this announced anywhere.
>>67501861
it was far more than this
the spent 10m alone on funding first season of tuf
>>67501894
makes sense but i can't find anything backing it up. winner would get the rumble v glover loser for a title shot probably.
gus probably wins, hopefully...
>>67501924
uncle chael is based
tim kennedy is a twitter shitposter. he asks for fights, gets offered fights and doesn't sign contracts. fuck that lame ass fool
>>67501959
>fuck that lame ass fool
do you call people dawg unironically too?
>>67501973
you ever get sick of being a shitposting burger
What's the difference from Beyond the Fight and You're Welcome?
Is one Chael talking with guests and the other him just ranting?
>>67501871
I would heem Salman by head kick in the 2nd
>buy item from guy last week on ebay
>he just now shipped it today
this lad is getting a negative review 2bh
>>67502013
>"""""item"""""
is there something you're not telling us?
>>67501787
Maybe if your army knew some martials art they wouldn't have gotten their shit pushed in by birds, desu
>>67502013
>buy a secondary thinkpad to complement my primary thinkpad
>gets shipped right away
>there's one of those fun size packs of jellybeans in there too
it was a pleasant surprise
>>67501794
It's farther and more expensive. I was considering starting at the taekwondo gym to get more coordinated and move from there.
>>67502046
If you are more that 20 don't ever bother doing TKD you will learn very, very slowly.
Do BJJ/Wrestling//MuayThai
>>67501987
Beyond the Fight
Chael alone, talking on MMA & Wrestling
You're Welcome
Chael interviewing studs
Republic of Sonnen
Chael alone, on politics (build wall)
https://www.urshow.tv/video/MqL5zzUE
>>67502079
What makes it so difficult to learn after 20? Creating new muscle memories?
>>67499530
Is this what bath salts looks like?
>>67499664
>Mariachi Cain holding a jar of Pace salsa.jpg
>>67502096
tanks bruv
>>67502102
I don't have a scientific explanation, i've seen it when i did TKD.
For some reason grown adults have a really hard time learning jumping kicks and spinning kicks, you need a level of flexibility and strength that most people don't have.
>>67502096
>you will never live in President Sonnen's america
I didn't know I wanted it, but now that I know I want it I feel sad because I'll never get it
Post your walkout song to your last fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_1aF54DO60
>>67502120
Blow on them where?
>>67502127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QplemiqEWMw
Are the rumors i've been hearing that Glen Danzig browses heem true?
their dick
>>67502127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SfFf9Y43so
Would come out wearing pic related
>>67501924
Talking shit about a veteran? I just lost a lot of respect for Chael. Yes, Chael, I'm sure the guy who flies all over the world to hunt down terrorists and engage them in mortal combat is afraid to wrestle you in Metamoris on short notice.
>>67502174
i dont think you could pull off short shorts with lace trim desu
>>67502200
You underrate how fancy I am.
/heem/ i sincerely hope you make TRUE oreen juice in order to energize you later in the day to be the best Real Vegan, and best Real Fight Fan™ that you can be!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9GZxsfZ0LY
>>67502212
based chinaman
>>67502195
eh chinito puto
>>67502139
yup, can confirm. But don't ask me how I know.
>>67502129
the peenor.
raw milk doesn't cause cancer
>>67502334
keep shilling
>>67502212
Oh shit, I've been missing out on my Bioflabavinoids for all these years!
>i think bigfoot sucks
>i think fedor is good
How many wins does Rin Nakai need to get back into the UFC? I feel like she'd be perfect for the 125lb. women's division.
>>67502388
>the dern vs rin
honestly, if they have a 125 division, jj will probably be a double champ.
>>67502334
Animal fats and proteins do
So yes, all milk, including raw milk does
That's why you get on the juice, to get all the essential vitality nutrients
>>67502449
Nice assertion.
Milk drinkers are bigger, stronger, healthier and better warriors than grain eaters. That's the story of history.
What were the Indo-Europeans? Milk drinkers.
What were Ghkenis Khan and his Mongols? Milk drinkers.
What are all those ancient stories about "giants"? Grain eaters talking about milk drinkers.
>le meat eating causes cancer
fuck off vegan cuck, go eat a banana
>>67502475
that has nothing to do with developing cancer
most of them died at the age of 20-30
>>67502475
You're arguing a separate point, though. You haven't addressed his argument that animal fats and proteins cause cancer.
>>67502475
Gladiators were the strongest warriors in history and subsided on almost entirely grains
In fact, most traditional armies ran on grains as well
>>67502477
It is literally proven to
>>67502494
> most of them died at the age of 20-30
The "evidence" that most of them died at age 20-30 is that their skeletons look similar to modern 20-30 year olds, therefore they must have died at 20-30, right? No, milk drinkers simply had healthy skeletons into old age.
It's time for /heem/ to ditch the gas and get on the juice
The BIOFLAVINOIDS are immense in juice
>>67502521
Milk drains calcium from your bones
>>67502388
She should just ditch the roids and fight at 115.
>tfw you no longer 420 and train like you used to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFZkq5OIJxg
damnit can i move to cali and get nick to ditch the vegas party lifestyle and we both 420trainit our way back into top shape?
According to "The China Study" 5'2 Chinese peasants, like pic related, who mainly eat grains and avoid meat and dairy are the pinnacle of health!
This is what awaits you, if you avoid "calcium draining" milk.
Alternatively, you could drink milk and eat cheese and apricots like the Hunza of Pakistan.
are there actual vegans here?
baka
>>67502586
>>67502575
You look like shit either way m8, you could drink all the milk and juice in the world and Id still heem you
are there actual carnists here?
PATHETIC
>>67502565
remember when Nick took a bong hit during one of the audio conference calls.
@14:42 the slider is put in
@14:51 someone takes a hit
https://youtu.be/SIdv-z0WbPU?t=14m42s
>>67502606
cesar gracie jiu-jitsu motherfucker, uh, pardon my language
Is Doug Graham, inventor of 80/10/10 raw veganism, the most rapidly aging man in the world? And why is he missing 5 teeth on the left side of his mouth?
He's literally turning into toothless-chinese-man.jpg
Can Werdum fight two Demetriuses at the same time?
>>67502678
not a chance
Does anyone have the breaking news, manlet tries to fight adult picture with Connor and Nate or the Connor shook webm, I want to BTFO some casuals on Facebook
"It is what it is"
>>67502678
What would the gameplan for the DJs be? One gets in on Werdum's legs and looks to immobilise while the other strikes?
>>67502667
>inventor of 80/10/10 raw veganism
good arguement
and how old is he?
>>67502694
>I want to BTFO some casuals on Facebook
Sounds like a narcissistic self-aggrandising waste of time
>>67501721
this is honestly a good look, w2c /heem/
>le only eat plants maymay
seriously fuck off loser
>>67501721
is that a new arm tat?
Human milk is more than OK in childhood, but cow milk is a bit unnatural for a grown up tbqhwymf. If you look at human history we started to drink milk relatively not long ago, so our system is not ready for it.
>>67502127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ebPrVf4go
DEARLY BELOVED
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO GET THROUGH THIS THING CALLED LIFE
rip prince t.bh
>>67500912
>shaved head
>sunglasses in doors
>Tapout-tier shirt
>cargo shorts
>brottoos
>fanny pack
Jesus Christ, Joe. It's like a Halloween costume for a douchebag.
>le eat meat look at how manly i am maymay xD
Fuck off you keto loser
Real fite fans are real vegans
>>67502667
lmfao
>>67502810
I stopped eating mammalian meat/products and eggs.
I don't think i could go full vegan unless they make some vegan chicken and fish
>>67502810
how does he do this in australia and not have skin cancer
So, Big John is done doing his podcast.
>>67502810
based vegan aussie banterman
i'm not even vegan but his videos are pretty funny
>>67502823
they're evolved for it mate
>>67502827
Yeah sad to hear that, but at least he's still doing #AskBJM on Twitter which has been very educational for me, personally.
>>67502823
On a related note
http://news10.com/2016/05/09/caitlyn-jenner-to-pose-nude-on-sports-illustrated-cover/
Fallon Fox-Caitlyn Jenner superfight when?
Bellator or Rizin?
>>67502827
>forced to listen to miesha now
>>67502823
they all do
except us which do not leave our houses
hopefully they die from it
>>67502827
So?
So I found the instagram of Mama Diaz. It's full of childhood pictures of Nick and Nate and pictures with the girlfriends, seems she's really proud of them.
>>67502838
two of the greatest female atheletes of all time
>>67501555
milk has been linked to the highest breast cancer rates in european countries such as netherlands, germany and sweden
>>67502821
They do, most is pretty bleh though
Best bet is finding a good tempeh or seitan substitute brand or just making your own which is probably 10x better
>>67502858
post some of the photos on here so we can make memes
![11055783_447936105361267_1111548499_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3o9ItAq.jpg "11055783 447936105361267 1111548499 n[1]")
>>67502858
>>67502870
>Diaz bros are white
my whole life is a lie
![10387995_281539285357247_987441414_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l1HNtrE.jpg "10387995 281539285357247 987441414 n[1]")
>>67502869
>>67502870
Nate, Nick and Nina
![13166664_1094335877276896_349680418_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F2r0lyH.jpg "13166664 1094335877276896 349680418 n[1]")
>>67502881
Nina turned out ugly as fuck.
>>67502879
Their mother is, their father is not. These are his mother's parents.
![1739800_1474850489402986_371441994_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sdUxwIO.jpg "1739800 1474850489402986 371441994 n[1]")
>>67502886
this might be my favorite one yet. Also I feel like there's way more pictures of Nate.
what if a fighter walked out to neutral milk hotel with a hipster gimmick haha
![1208422_231562063670930_2051320117_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3isGto9.jpg "1208422 231562063670930 2051320117 n[1]")
>>67502889
Nick, Nate and Nina again.
>>67502858
I'm not surprised
>>67502898
hahaha you madman id like to know what goes on in your head
hahahaha
![11208596_464522853723482_565239481_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eHjTCbt.jpg "11208596 464522853723482 565239481 n[1]")
>>67502900
Last picture I'm posting. Thought it was funny how he has the same haircut as Yung Goobz
![80f7e6227410c022cc09fa1d0badaef0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Oy2YFDD.jpg "80f7e6227410c022cc09fa1d0badaef0[1]")
>>67502920
Reminds me a bit of Young Forrest
![c5a11ae492f8ef3c2249146e1a64a05a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GFKipHY.jpg "c5a11ae492f8ef3c2249146e1a64a05a[1]")
>>67502925
lads, have an exam in about 3 and half hours didn't really revise for it. post some inspirational songs to get me through it
>>67502925
Forest has a very recognisable face, I guess its the smirk
>>67502930
Quit runnin pussy
>>67502953
just kill yourself
think about the relevance of that exam in the scheme of things, or your life for that matter
worthless, insignificant. don't stress over the redundancies of school
>>67502959
get a dog bro
>>67502898
Dave Jansen walked out to a Beach House track for one of his Bellator fights. Something from the album called Bloom, if I recall correctly. Additionally, he is also an amateur beekeeper. I think he's about as hipster as I've seen a fighter get.
>when you think you won 1,3,4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf4_NfGd4U0
>>67502930
>>67502920
kek, that's hilarious
Would Bork have been the HW GOAT if he went into MMA straight after college?
>>67502996
literally yes
>>67503002
Why do you think so?
>>67502925
he looked like a smug little shit haha
>>67502930
goat
Condit won
>>67503061
Diaz 1, 2, 5
>>67502996
yes
>>67503061
vs Robbie yeah
>>67503074
Condit lost
Robbie won 1, 3, and 5
Conditors are the most delusional fanbase on /heem/
NEW FIGHTER and the KID,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNHYbdVYlPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNHYbdVYlPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNHYbdVYlPo
>>67503099
Condit won
>>67503061
This is 100% true
Condit a shit
watching the new ufc embedded
>"youll see how good stipes grapling is"
please NO, he's gonna get eaten alive if he goes to the ground
>>67503099
Lose my number if you seriously think Robbie won 3
I watched that in real time and knew how clear it was that he didnt. Seeing it afterwards affirmed it
why are all the good fighters older than 30
pretty boring honestly
>>67503135
He clearly won, Condit was only doing pitter patter pillow punches for that entire round and everything he threw was deflected or missed
Every time Robbie threw it was heavy enough to force Condit to back up into a defensive shell
Literally only significant strike Condit threw in that round was a knee, the scoring metric is effective striking and Condit was anything but
>>67503139
Jon
Gus
Khabib
Horiguchi
Sterling
Cody
Almeida
Conor
The list goes on
>>67503148
You are totally delusional, Robbie landed absolutely nothing more significant than Condit and was eating counters, he wasnt even that aggressive that round
>to back up Condit
What, you want him to run straight in??
>>67503150
only 2 or 3 of those are good though
>>67503148
>people believe this
>>67503139
>sage goes in all fields northcutt
case closed
>>67503159
>>67503172
>Conditors mad as usual
Condit is a total slob too, did you see his house on Embedded? Goddamn he lives filthily, how can you even have him as your boy after that
>>67503188
My madness is proportional to your gayness
Lawler is literally a cuck
Like you
My madness is proportional to your gayness
My madness is proportional to your gayness
My madness is proportional to your gayness
My madness is proportional to your gayness
>
>>67503239
I NEED A MOMENT TO MY-SELF
>>67503194
Ad hominems aren't arguments
Your boy lost in one of the rare cases the judges actually got it right
>What, you want him to run straight in??
Yes, in parts. To be the champ you have to beat the champ. Throwing volume for the sake of making it look like you work while accomplishing nothing is not effective striking, which is the metric used to score fights.
He tried to dupe the judges by skewing the stats, but they got it right. Hopefully Condit retires like he threatened to do, so you can move on with your life
>tfw you'll never live in america
>you'll never be able to chant USA USA
>you'll never join the us seals and feel that patriotism
>you'll never enjoy live heems without being sleepdeprived
>you'll never meet vietnam ragdoll him for a bit while his mums makes us some eggrolls
why
even
live
>>67503322
still cute imo
>>67503302
You can always immigrate
>>67503247
SO I CAN ____ AWAY
>>67503099
robbie won 2 and 5
that's all
i have no feelings of warmth towards carlos condit, he is not my boy. i prefer robbie as a fighter and person to carlos.
robbie won rounds 2 and 5, and lost the other 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns0VO1qIM7s
new inside the octagon for you fucking goofs
>you'll never meet vietnam ragdoll him for a bit while his mums makes us some eggrolls
>>67503478
really love this matchup, going for Jacare
>>67503503
What does alligator taste like
>inb4 like crocodile
>>67503478
based hardy
>>67503478
sometimes i find this analysis a bit odd and cringey
when dan is talking, the other guy has nothing to say but "oh, yeah, hmm, ah, yeah"
>quoting
Friendly heeminder
>>67503564
Heem rules:
1. Heem every here
2. Get in my guard
3. Train in the gi 3x a week minimum
That's it
>>67503587
The diet is strict too
- 30 bananas A DAY MINIMUM
- 3 steaks
- 3 breakfast and a dessert on fite day
>>67503587
>>67503603
there are more important things
like having respect for bangbro, and eachother
however burgers don't really follow this rule
>>67503603
>no mention of edible gi's and ragdolling any vietnamese on sight
post fighters who have probably posted on heem
Tamdan McCrory
Mayhem Miller
>>67503619
are you supposed to train in said gi beforehand or is it a symbolic gi?
>>67503643
yes
you really need to soak it with sweat so you can ripen it well
>>67503643
r a r e
>>67503643
Fresh fair trade vegan gis are the best
>>67503653
how do you prepare it? can i add some sriracha like based rogaine?
>>67503655
been shitposting for a couple of days, keep up
>>67503546
Gooden? He's the eye candy
>>67503682
nope, gi's are pure carbs bro
>>67503680
>>67503699
thanks lads, I'll look into this. hopefully I'll get bigg like phil
Wake up Ariel
>>67503478
Hardy's got a bit of a nose tic
do you actually believe that listing events that are at the end of next month and are events that nobody cares about anyway is actually helping anybody?
67503828<<
don't answer
i repeat
don't answer
If you read through yesterdays thread you can literally tell the exact moment that a couple idiot americans joined and didn't bother reading the thread at all and just starting posting non stop.
AHHH CHANDLER HELP
>>67503828
i enjoy it
I can fucking guarantee you were aware of any upcoming fight before you read the OP of a fucking heem thread bud, stop kidding yourself
>the OP actually has useful information instead of memes in it waaah!
poor you
>>67503877
>that face
love it
I swear with this dick sucking meme DC will end up somehow headbutting Jones in the dick when they're fighting
I'm not saying it's any skin of my back, I'm just saying it's a fucking waste of time and anyone that encourages you is trolling you because literally nobody gains a single thing from it
lol that would be hilarious
he very well might lad, meme magic is a real thing.
speak for yourself cuck. unlike you i'm a real fightfan and care to be informed about when sanctioned MMA bouts occur.
What do you like to eat during fights?
>>67503945
>>67503884
>he says while refusing to quote anyone
dick
gummy worms
I almost always eat chicken wings and drink Canadian whiskey
Pizza
>>67502930
who could have guessed this little shit would grow into a slightly larger shit with the biggest mouth in the world
>abmcg fags are post-quoters
not surprised desu
I'm actually pretty hype that Dan Hardy and John Gooden are on the UFC channels now
>The state of /heem/
>>67502388
I feel dirty just looking at her, yuck.
predictioncuck btfo again
What are the odds of the UFC finding replacement for Anderson 4 days out ?
idiot
>>67504138
Nah. too early.
>>67504138
too early
>>67504138
why purposely make a bad thread tho
>>67504138
Oh come on at least try to make a good thread if you're going to start it up early. copy and paste is your friend bud.
anyone else disgusted and cringing when they see jacare "old man pity title shot pls" crocodile arm meme being used? fucking stupid memes belong in mandrama
Honestly rather than look for a replacement for Silva, I wish they would just make Thiago Santos fight Uriah Hall, that would be unreal.
Finding a short notice replacement to fight Marquardt should be easier as well.
>>67504149
>>67504178
Global Rule 13.
>>67504178
a little
to be fair I did really want to see Jacare fight Chris
UFC 500
anyone else disgusted by Tyron Woodleys dishonor in waiting so long for an arguably undeserved title shot?
What a fucking scrooge. Hope he gets heemed in the first and his career goes down the shitter
>>67504226
yes
>>67504222
2050 more or less.
Can Miocic really win? I dont think he can beat the hot lava.
>start out in a karate class when I was 13
>first sparring session with some guy who's 5'11
>I at the time I was about 5'6 (5'10 now)
>get punched around
>should have been put with someone in my own height/weight, never mind with a tree.
>was pretty demoralizing as I was just starting out
>stop going after a few weeks
Would anyone recommend getting back into MMA as a means of just training? I'm in my early 20s now and weigh about 160.
