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Games this weekend:
Highlanders v Crusaders
Rebels v Brumbies
Hurricanes v Reds
Waratahs v Bulls
Sunwolves v stormers
Cheetahs v Kings
Lions v Blues
Jaguares v Sharks
rugby.
First for blues championship within 5 years
Highlanders will win the cup
Anyone else feeling that Highlanders v Crusaders is gonna be the decider for the rest of the comp? I genuinely can't see the Chiefs winning it, all of this spaghetti after them getting so far ahead reminds me so much of the canes last year
>>67498224
Sharks are going to win the comp.
>>67498251
>any team outside of NZ winning any time in the next decade
>>67498495
Spoiler Alert: Reds win in 2019
>>67497986
Typical shit Aussie OP
>>67498224
>reminds me of the canes last year
Slowly building up to an unstoppable winning machine then choking in the final?
>>67498722
I literally made it to eliminate the shit that you faggots always complain about. You cunts wanted boring ops so I gave one to you.
>/rug/ general - /rug/ general edition
what a fucking retard
>>67499073
Just add in the dates and times and it would have been 10/10. I mean you are half way there. Apply yourself next time
>>67499116
>rugby union general general - rugby union general general edition
The state of the Aussies education system
>>67499073
The problem, and this has been explained to you before, is that you're trying to be funny.
But you're not funny.
Midweek /rug/ OPs have no meaning.
At all.
Call it /rug/, post a picture of your favourite player and it's done.
Then piss off back to plebbit you seething fucking casual.
>>67499299
That's literally what I did and you faggots still spazzed out about it.
>>67499394
If you are going to do the upcoming matches do it properly
If you are going to name the thread name it something that makes sense
>>67499394
Only the spazzes spazzed m8.
The only threads that matter are Fir and Sat tßh.
>>67499420
We don't really need match info on a Wed though do we. But you're right. if you're going to pretend to be trying, try harder.
Anyway, Blues will not win the championship this year.
>>67499498
I agree
>>67499498
elite rugby knowledge
>>67499477
>pretend to be trying
the entire point is that I was not trying. It was the most low effort OP I could think of.
>>67499591
>most low effort
This is >>67499299
Name: /rug/
Pic: any rugby player at all
Done ez pz
You put in effort and didn't even go all the way. I bet some northerners will make fun of you lad
Well, the Rebels meme is dead.
Looks like its another "Brumbies will get knocked out in the first week of the finals year"
Please find attached hereto sufficiently low effort OP image for this weeks games.
https://sg.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/fit-to-post-sports/why-i-play--hitoshi-ono--rugby-005052687.html
>After we beat South Africa, everyone at the Stadium and even the people on the streets congratulated us. The most impressive moment was the moment when I signed my autograph on the South African flag after the game. The South African fans must have been so disappointed after their team lost to us, who were a weaker team, but the fans still congratulated us and this showed how great the rugby culture is in their country. Many of their locals were also at Brighton Hotel, where we stayed and they all congratulated us.
LGTSS
>South Africucks
>>67499770
Hooray! Fuck the Brumbies.
>>67499637
Seriously though, the last /rug/ thread was elegant.
/rug/
picture of iconic wallabies
Sopoaga is now the top first-five-eighth in NZ and Ben Smith is still the best fullback.
Now we go that out of the way, Nina or Edwina lads?
>>67500981
why not both?
>>67500981
what team do they play for?
>>67500981
>choice between a chubby girl who looks like she might be mentally handicapped and a literal solid 7
Think I'll wait til NH /rug/ before I start posting again lads.
>>67501004
The Takapuna Tarts.
>>67501036
Is that a real place? It sounds TOO kiwi.
>>67501048
Yeah it is. It's next to Devonport, or "Devo" as shitspouter calls it when he's pretending to be another person.
>>67501048
before you start, you need to realise that you have a major town unironically called Woolongong.
>>67501186
Firstly, it's Wollongong.
Secondly, it's pronounced the way it looks, rather than with an F at the start for some reason.
Thirdly, how dare you insult the brave native peoples of australia. That's bad mana cuz.
If you are not a Sharks supporter and an occasional dabbler in the results of the Moldovan Rugby Union team, I want you to leave
>>67501028
Nina's holding herself back with her hair and dress desu, just looks like all the rest
>>67501320
Her belts are holding things back as well.
Dane Coles AB captain when?
>>67501739
Never, goatposters mobile ID.
>>67501751
tttcaht (to tell the complete and honest truth) I'm not GES, for one I don't study law ;)
>Parramatta forward Junior Paulo has reportedly breached his NRL contract by playing a game of park rugby union.
>>67501751
>>67501781
stop talking to yourself you complete fucking faggot.
>people IN THIS THREAD actually WATCHED the bachelor
Highlanders > Crusaders
Rebels < Brumbies
Hurricanes > Reds
Waratahs > Bulls
Sunwolves < Stormers
Cheetahs > Kings
Lions ? Blues
Jaguares < Sharks
>>67502023
Loins
>>67501739
This year once Richie McGod's understudy falls flat on his face
>>67501901
I watched a total of 3 episodes
Married at first sight however is a 10/10 show
>>67502023
nah
Crusaders
'bels
Lions
>Loins are 1-3 against NZ teams this year
>the 1 win was @ chiefs
>>67501878
You on absolutely seething watch
>>67502143
>the reds have the best record of all the Australian teams against NZ team
fresh OC in honour of brain cancer awareness month.
>its an anons talk about me behind my back volume
Pathetic. Say it to my face.
Also leave devvo god alone he literally did nothing wrong.
>>67502180
Glad I influenced a panel
t. King of "meme tactics"
>>67502180
>No glasgow guy or ulstermen
NH deserves representation you shitlord
Otherwise good memd
>>67502314
NH got representation in the last 6N edition.
Ulstermen is a fairly new meme.
>>67501878
Stay mad fuckhead
>>67501878
you're doing it wrong.
/nzrug/ should breakaway from /rug/ to be quite honest, the quality of australian and british (except for that one guy) "posting" leaves quite a lot to be desired. Maybe a few years with some lesser opponents might see them be able to step up to our muscular elite level.
>>67499299
>Call it /rug/, post a picture of your favourite player and it's done.
It has to be a picture of le avo man m8 (avos optional)
and if there's no replies in 5 mins samefag it with a post about grilled cheese sandwiches or poo
>>67502345
I've got just the board for you
>>>/int/
>>67502391
Mate if I wanted a comeback I'd kiss your mother.
>>67502345
there's actually only one or three NZ posters who should stick around, the rest are autistic attention seeking namefags
>>67502419
that wasn't a comeback......
>>67502419
Nice preprepared putdown. I'm sure you kill it at open mic nights when you do nothing but recite jimmy Carr bits you fucking pleb.
>>67497986
>making that post in the middle of a work day
Get a job m8.
Midweek /rug/ threads are just an excuse for off topic shitposting
>>67502421
>One or three
Me and GES make it at least 2
Just had an earthquake lads
AMA
>>67502588
how did your mum fall over
>>67502600
That would be impressive 2bh
Fall over and create a 4.7 quake
>>67502421
Thanks m8.
(I assume you're talking about me staying)
>>67502612
>that's quite a slug
>>67502612
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>67502588
Why do you choose to live in the arsehole of New Zealand?
>>67502649
I don't live in Auckland lad
>>67502665
ahahahahahaha no I meant crushedchurch
>>67502669
Chch is better than cuckland imo
Pretty sure the earthquake was just the dying throes of cunterbury rugby. Its time to evacuate the city and relocate the crusaders to bay of plenty.
But for real tho i hope nobody is hurt.
>>67502421
FYI
There are 3 decent Auck lads, self included.
There is one decent Chch lad (prob. original AMS)
There is one decent Welly lad.
Then there's statscunt when he appears, cancer in its purest form. It doesn't matter where he's from (fucking Adelaide ffs) as he has no interest in rugby and is here only to ape Australian /cric/ shitposting. Is also probably namefag I'm a giant faggot or whatever the fuck it is.
As for the namefags shitspouter, jeff and dero we can assume it's all just shitspouter spouting his lame shit. It doesn't really matter who's who, it's all garbage.
Thank you for reading my blog.
Remember to Know Your Stuff.
I thought earthquakes in Christchurch was just a meme.
>>67502773
uh huh. desu other than the namefags i only notice that fella who makes statements about the game. probably autistic, but good lad.
out of the aussie rugulars, there's me, michael hooper's bullying victim, the juan imhoff fella who porked loads of chicks in argie, gentleben the ripper, rebelsfag and the other reds supporter who has no personality, and also the blues fag living here
dunno why any cunts complaining, the only inner rug cancer comes from the kiwi namefags
>>67502784
Nah mate half the city was legitimately destroyed by earthquakes
Here is the recent one http://www.geonet.org.nz/quakes/region/canterbury/2016p355041
>>67502758
It was a bit tame. Couple of big jolts and a tiny shake. I didn't even flinch 2bh
>>67502832
>living on a fault line
absolute fucking madmen
>>67502847
Auckland is on active volcanoes
And pretty much every main city is on the fault line other than Hamilton which is on a swamp
>>67502617
I gave ur mum my 4.7 and made her ache.
>>67502817
I thought there were two of you.
It all blends together.
>>67502817
>mfw four of them are my alter egos
>>67502875
carn look at the superbru, clearly at least six of us
>>67502890
>alter egos
That's not how you are meant to think about your multiple personality disorders
>>67502897
Thanks for loaning me a face lad.
>>67502899
Argie lad says go fuck yourself.
>>67502863
>small dick Aussies confirmed
Anyone else following the cucksketball? Steven Adams is becoming a legit superstar and is putting up big numbers.
>>67502891
grandpersis is a kiwi
>>67502917
Just wait until he gets rekt by Bogut next round la
>>67502947
Maybe if poogut actually gets on the court qeq.
Adams killed and buried fatty mills today.
>>67502917
>almost 10 minutes since this post
>no squeaky shoe haka
I think it's time to end /rug/ lads. The experiment has failed. The namefags have won. We can't have any good communities.
>>67502817
>reds supporter who has no personality
>>67502917
>Australia could have won Silver at the Olympics but the coach is a Mickey Arthur-tier fuckwit and Ben Simmons and Maker pulled out of the Olympic squad
J U S T
U
S
T
Hopefully >we can still meme a silver or bronze
just accidentally sucked on a spoon I used to prepare a marinade and stirred it through with raw chicken. Am I going to die lads?
>>67502983
I hope so sis
>>67502983
force a vomit to be sure
>>67502983
kys to be safe.
>>67502983
Enjoy your diarrhea faam
Found Daniel.
Just reading the news paper before bed
Good ole JK got kicked out of parliament today for being a bad boy
>>67503035
Why was John Kirwan in parliament?
>>67503026
da fuck is wrong with black 'people'
>>67503035
What was JK Rowling doing in parliament?
>>67503035
John Kennedy is dead mate.
>>67503062
niggers gon nig, nigga.
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/new-zealand-rugby-union-bans-player-for-six-years-for-using-and-trafficking-steroids/news-story/8de4d3b7726488ef7760d563eb76768d
>New Zealand on RWC medals about to be stripped watch
>>67502941
then why is he a tahs supporter then? huh? huh? answer that
protip: you can't
>>67502963
yeah soz, meant to say "no discernible personality" but felt that discernible was too gay a word to say
>>67503125
Not funny you prick. Get the fuck out of here.
>>67503125
Who did this? Was it Lomu?
>>67503195
my resources in Auckland say it was Fekitoa
>>67503221
>original post never stipulated raping women
Ok, you win this round.
>>67502856
>wellington and christchurch are on ring of fire fault lines
>auckland is surrounded by volcanos
>the central north island is literally a super volcano
what sort of natural disaster you want pham?
>>67503254
Apparently ruapehu hazard risk has been increased today lmao
>>67503254
Is that why so many kiwis escape New Zealand?
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/rugby-has-significant-opportunity-to-trump-rugby-league-in-battle-for-teenage-talent/news-story/1f9ffcdb13face47b12c962af0142612
>>67503134
Violation was back in 2013, and the lad was 21 at the time and had never gone further than a club side. Keep clutching at those straws though familia!
>>67503125
This isn't /13's/ fella.
>>67502059
Its pretty lit. id rather chill on a friday night though and watch Bill and Ben. I miss Pulp Sport :_(
>>67503357
Is that you Joey Johns?
As an aside - this thread from 2005 has league fans condoning rape - http://www.talkingfooty.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=868
>>67503221
Man, i hope not Really look up to that guy.
>>67503394
see pic in >>67502897
>>67503394
Forcefully inserting your penis into a vagina/ass/mouth without the man/womans consent. Fucking Disgusting mate. Grow up cuck
>>67503331
aru sorting out the high school to pro transition would put poo peeland on pooicide watch
>>67503450
You need to stop smoking ice and staying up for three days spouting whatever thought comes into your head. Give 1300 85 85 84 a ring mate, they're 24hrs.
>>67503469
sign for the BroncGODs instead
>>67503504
Based walksis
Jesse Mogg's wiki image looks like a JUST Brandon Fraser
>>67503125
>admitting to crimes on 4chan
Enjoy getting a visit from the AFP you stupid fuck
make his eyes redder
>>67503502
Seething with help for my fellow man whom has lost his way in life. I am a shepherd and /rug/ is my flock.
>>67503566
>le fedora xd
Police actively monitor 4chan, you can get prosecuted for the shit you say here
Well it's time to stand up.
>>67503579
Calm down lad, my meme licence expired last week.
>>67503605
>fedora
Any more buzzwords lad
>>67503615
>torrenting
Expect a visit from the AFP. Don't you know the police actively monitor 4chan?
I want /13s/ to leave
>>67503652
I wonder if that gook even understands sports, let alone different codes in rugby.
>>67503663
Disclaimer: Hiro hasn't commented on anything /rug/ related
>>67502180
Thanks for the stirring tribute lad
>>67503243
how was it?
>>67503727
Drinking milo and sleeping aren't mutually exclusive activities sis
Serious rugby discussion time
http://www.strawpoll.me/10183449
I prefer cold milos
>>67503755
This tttt
>>67503754
ed getting fucking btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEamVc09yQo
>>67503755
I gotta get the milo wet with a little bit of hot water then fill with 90% milk. Dont like it too chunky.
>>67503770
Do they have milo in NZ? I just assumed you would have some off brand bullshit like marmite.
I used to fuck a thick kiwi girl and she had marmite at her house instead of vegemite. It was very upsetting.
>>67503789
Execute old people
>>67503795
I gotta get your mum wet with a little bit of hot water then fill with 90% milk. Dont like it too chunky.
>>67503795
i remember learning that shit for Suzy's World
rugger. right lads?
>>67503806
Dude every single thing you think is "australian" is also here. To add to that, they advertise weet bix and milo and all that shit as being "for kiwi kids" in the exact same way they do in aus. I remember when I was a kid my australian second cousins were visibly shocked to see that weet bix weren't just an australian thing.
>>67503816
I was the producer for suzys world. It was my part time job while I was in primary school.
>>67503841
>Argentina
>>67503826
just accept your statehood faggot
>>67503778
That's because she's objectively inferior. If you think Nina isn't GOAT you either haven't looked at enough pics of the two of them or you are immune to extreme doses of qt and may as well be braindead.
>>67503852
>GOAT
she's the lesser of two evils at best.
How old are these girls anyway? 19?
IS there anty country in the world that league isn't solely watched by working class subhumans?
>>67503859
Nina is 20
>>67503859
>19
lol, enjoy your dried up sandpaper roasties
>>67503869
ok thankyou
>>67503864
gentle ben is a world class lawyer and a huge league fan
>>67503918
>video literally starts with her being dropped off by her mum
>>67499770
If the Rebels beat Brumbies (it's in Melbourne) they could still top the table.
Waratahs are fucked though
>Crusaders, Chiefs, Hurricanes, Blues
Stand up for the favourable bounce man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbMQh8Xwmxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pfrbVoKs04
>>67504554
fuckken top effort from dagg kek
>>67502832
>Alpine fault
Bit far from home desu
>>67504659
do they actually sell deep fat fried mars bars in scotland or is that a meme? I've heard they taste surprsingly nice too
>>67504740
please tell me you're memeing us
>>67504768
How did the love affair with deep frying even come about?
>>67504768
>>67504717
Fucking hell Scotland, get it together
>>67504786
Don't tell me you wouldn't turn these down.
>>67504784
No clue actually. I think the Deep Fried Mars Bar probably started it and it caught on from there. It is generally a bit of a meme though, it's not like every chipper does this sort of thing.
>>67504852
Sorry lad, writing English is difficult
Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 1m
BREAKING NEWS: Harlequins forward Seb Adeniran-Olule has died in a road traffic accident aged 20.
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/730405675713462274
>>67505010
Shit. Poor guy
Are all Seff Efrikans wife beaters?
Who is the best full back in the world at the minute?
>>67507070
husbendo forever and always
>>67507070
Jared Payne :^)
>>67507070
memer morgan
>>67507647
Goromaru is that you?
>>67504676
We have deep fried chocolate bars at the fish n chip shops here too. Some places even roll them in cinnamon sugar
Shit literally takes a year or two off your life
>>67503918
>You're walking back to your car when suddenly these girls block your path, aggressively dance towards you and call you a faggot.
>What do you do?
I report the post.
I like to skim through the overnight /rug/ while I have my coffee in the morning.
>there are poms who unironically complain about the quality of SH posting
>>67509676
This I can get behind tßh.
Daily /rug/minder:
>cuck
not funny, never has been
>back 2 leddit
not funny, never has been
>what did he mean by this
not funny, never has been
>LE FUGG XDXD
not funny, never has been
>poo
what are you, fucking 12?
>>67509933
Does your mum count, son?
Threadly reminder that Scott is the one true Barrett
Memest player that ever memed
Poor mans Gio Aplon, underrated
>>67510319
hahahaha excellent. Well done.
Shitposting and stale memery isn't fun, you're confused.
>>67510443
Neither is nazi levels of rule enforcement
>>67510513
You sound like shitspouter.
>>67510828
He's a good lad, I'm subscribed to his posts.
>>67510896
Then we have nothing more to say to each other.
Tony Cozier just died lads :/
>>67512139
Who?
>>67512299
Tony cozier.
He's the final evolution of tony cozy.
>>67512611
>still literally who
That was zero help to explaining who he is mate
http://www.theedge.co.nz/Jordan-just-released-a-statement-on-his-BREAK-UP-with-Fleur/tabid/102/articleID/45455/Default.aspx
kek
KEK
Fleurfags on suicide watch
>>67512710
>the edge
>>67512778
>not listening to based, elite and muscular popular radio
I think it is YOU who has "the edge" there sis
>>67512847
>this false superiority complex
Oh no! Hauraki isn't frequented by 16 year old girls that work part time while at high school! No no no no NO! Because I listen to it! It CAN'T be!
>>67512913
>superiority
Different strokes mate.
The 16 year old girl thing is my experience while I was working part time at school and observation while walking through malls and the like.
>>67513045
Serious question, why do you take everything so seriously? You're unironically responding to shitspouter in serious tones
>Walking to work
>reading all this kiwi /rug/ nonsense
Well. See you all tomorrow arvo the.
>>67513045
Nobody fucking cares about your experience cuck
>>67513594
hows the weather?
>>67513675
thats lovely weather, our humidity is starting to break through, god help us.
>>67513696
First "cold" day of the year.
>>67513763
silly desert dweller, thats not cold, that temperature is why we look forward towards spring and fall.
>>67513561
I think you and I have different definitions of serious mate. But interpretation of tone is pretty hard through text
>>67513920
kek, thats ridiculous.
Year round we go from the lowest temps around -12C to the highest temps around 37C, butt swamp is the worst.
>>67513920
It was a rosy 20 degrees in Ireland that's about as good as it gets.
http://www.allblacks.com/News/29157
>Julian Savea, Jane, Vito, Ardie Savea, and reserve prop Chris Eves, were not considered for selection against the Reds after breaking the team’s self-imposed curfew.
Hurricanes on NRL kiwis watch
>>67517134
Basically saying "these guys did a bad thing but also we're playing the Reds this weekend so we'll give them a rest"
>>67517206
>canes lose to the reds
imagine
>>67517371
It's not like the players stood down aren't key players. There presence will be missed but it should still be a win
>>67517371
If the Reds win they would have the best record of all non-NZ teams against NZ teams.
Fuck lads, Tony Cozier LITERALLY committed suicide :(
>>67518225
Really? Link brah
>>67518483
http://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/36254041
>>67503844
Chilly bin was invented by a kiwi m9.
>>67503844
Kiwis love Hot pools, rugby balls, McDonalds, Snapper Schools, World Peace, Woolly Fleece, Ronald and raising beasts, Chilly bins, Cricket Wins, Fast skis, Golf Tees, Silver ferns, Kauri trees, Kiwi Burger love one please.............
Cause We love All blacks, Thermal daks, Egg & Cheese, Walking tracks, Beef Pattie, Marching girls, tomato, lettuce and paua shells, gumboots, ponga shoots, floopy hats, Kiwifruits, beetroot, buzzy bees, moggy cats, cabbage trees, onions, kakapos, kiaoras, cheerios, jandels, sandals, katchup, coromandels, swanndris,butterflies, mustard, fishing flies, hokey pokey, Maori haka, Kiwi burger THAT OUR TUCKER!!!"
>>67503806
is vegemite something someone has to be born with to like? I really did not care for it when i tried it.
>>67519878
Yes.
>>67519931
Makes sense, we really do not have much food like that from where I am from. Most of our food is well received that is considered local creations.
>>67519878
One is the crims version of the original
>>67517445
>>67517371
the reds side is crippled too though
Queensland Reds side to play Hurricanes
7:35pm (local), Westpac Stadium, Wellington
1. James Slipper (C)
2. Andrew Ready
3. Greg Holmes
4. Ben Matwijow
5. Rob Simmons (100th Queensland/Super Rugby cap)
6. Hendrik Tui
7. Liam Gill
8. Curtis Browning
9. Nick Frisby
10. Jake McIntyre
11. Eto Nabuli
12. Anthony Fainga’a
13. Campbell Magnay
14. Chris Feauai-Sautia
15. Ayumu Goromaru
16. Matt Mafi
17. Sef Fa’agase
18. Sam Talakai
19. Cadeyrn Neville
20. Michael Gunn
21. James Tuttle
22. Duncan Paia’aua
23. Junior Laloifi
GOOOO Chiefs xD
>>67521196
It's a bye week mate. Come back in 8 days
>>67521557
Ok sure lad, I'll unironically start watching your sport
Reminder that if you unironically prefer edwina you are a raging edgelord who is picking a 7/10 over one of the most attractive people in the universe.
>half the posts in the thread are gone
rugby lads
>>67522293
Seemingly at random too. They're posts about the weather and they've just sort of randomly been deleted.
>>67522345
>someone made an nrl thread with /rug/ in the subject
>someone got buttmad and reported it
>now the janitor is squatting in both threads
>>67522409
Why are you implying all of this?
Am I being memed?
>>67522636
I got banned for an off topic post in a thread unrelated to rugby or 13s.
Consequently all my posts were deleted, which was a great number in this thread, but also the 13s thread I made.
No mystery. No conspiracy.
Why did some fucknugget make a new thread?
Super Rugby thread is up.
>>67523427
>/rug/ and /nrl/ combined
>>67523564
>>67523958
it's not /rug/ it's /nr/l shitposting at its weakest. Ignore.
>>67523958
Is that mehrtens?
>>67524060
Nah its Jason Gunn
>>67524102
Is that Willem Defoe?
>>67523958
>>67524102
>I-I swear I'm from a rich person suburb!!!
>watches fta tv and unironically posts dead fta "poosonalities" from 10 years ago
I can literally tell you grew up in some povo suburb with parents who unironically watched TV2 dramas.
>>67524244
Mate we have sky, there still is stuff on fta I like to watch. The first photo of Jason Gunn is just a reaction image I use.
Just heard Osborne has chosen Fiji over competing for an ABs spot
>>67524281
No one in the 21st century who lives in a wealthy household watches tv, especially not fta. Can't you afford netflix with your WINZ money, So'olai?
>>67524369
ffs shut up dickhead
>>67524380
Holy shit, you're so exposed right now that you had to drop the trip to damage control. Just end yourself while you're at it m8.
>>67520481
will the reds even score a point with that backline
>>67524395
I'm not shitpsouter, not derro cunt, I just think you should shut the fuck up. You fucks always talking about TV, no one gives a shit.
>>67524395
Mate thats not me
If you don't watch TV how do you watch sports? Plus TV does have good shows and movies that I wouldn't have otherwise watched
>>67524473
>you need a tv to watch sports
>you need to be spoonfed art
Lad streaming is fucking easy peasy in 2016, all you need is a projector or a decent screen plus the sky sports package. But even that is super limited because I'd rather watch actually interesting sports than lawn bowls or women's rugby.
Being spoonfed shitty TV and films isn't for me either, sure some of them are good, but I'd rather watch what I want to watch. No one listens to radio anymore, why would they watch tv?
>>67524507
TV's good for sports because its easier to watch sports with others, mostly with Dad tttt. Also streaming is great for live sports but it can be difficult to find on demand replays online whereas mysky is handy.
I don't need to be spoonfed media but there is so much of it that huge amounts fall through the cracks, Rialto for instance has a lot of great foreign stuff I would have been unlikely to otherwise find.
As much as I hate name fags in these threads
TV is legit I watch an hour or so fta every day or 2
>>67524347
Good on him.
fucking state of this thread lads.
Unironically time to start sterilising kiwis.
>>67524591
Here's a link about him signing to things
http://www.allblacks.com/News/29155
Quick and lazy summary
>signed to the highlanders for 2017
>signed to some japs in his office season
>free to play for fiji
>>67524629
>Off season
My bad silly auto correct
Fox sports reckon Reds are biggest threat to cowboys trying to keep 15s prodigy Kalyn Ponga
>tfw NZ is only number 1 because quotas are holding back the Boks.
If Apartheid was still going then the AIGBs would be fucked
>>67524699
>untrue statement
>English rugby is so embarrassing that English rugby fans have to obsess over other shit like the boks or the crusaders forward pack.
Embarrassing tttt
I dont follow Super Rugby, but what happened with Jaguares? /bet/ told me last year they were a safe bet because they secured practically the entire Argie NT
>>67524729
>he doesn't obsess over the crusader's forward pack
you're objectively wrong. Best pack in club rugby anywhere on earth.
>>67524760
>/bet/ told me last year they were a safe bet
oh wow.
>>67524699
I Know Very Little About International Rugby: the Post
>>67524712
>>67524785
>See flags
>ignored
>>67524699
>my national side will never beat the AB's so I try to live vicariously through another countries team
What a cuck mate
>>67524699
and if poonion had just professionalised earlier Wallabies would be GOAT and 13s would be dead
>>67524801
What did he mean by this?
>>67524822
>saw flags
>got timid
>>67524812
This.
If World War 2 hadn't happened, or if the leaguies hadn't seen fit to be war dodgers Australia would be the uberGOAT rugby nation.
Sometimes I watch this when I need cheering up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq3zOS5neJE
>>67524849
Then, I watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQt37taw9Lc
Good times, 2015, good times.
>>67524822
It means after 2010 ANC ramped up the quotas.
lel, cheers England, you fucking losers.
Location Location Location has a professional rugby player and his qt gf on.
>>67524801
Is that the same Morne Steyn who got dropped in the French retirement league?
>>67524849
>>67524856
>fans leaving before the game was over
The state of English rugby supporters
Even depressed argie bro isn't that bad
>>67524849
>>67524856
I'm on mobile. Is either of those Japan v RSA?
>>67524878
Finally looking to buy some property in devo there glen eden lad?
>>67524875
>Literally what
SA have been "our" main rival in rugby for a long time and frequently take games off of "us". "We" are just better plain and simple
Why don't "you" do something to make "your" team competitive outside of NH rather than trying to live through SA?
>>67524849
>>67524856
>LE FUG LE IN GER LEND XXDXDDDXDXDXDXDXD
Fucking kill yourself, england is not only the home of every single ounce of culture that this country stands on, but is one in which the sport of rugby is considered a 3rd rate sport by rich people. Them losing to wales and australia is not a surprise at all.
>>67524889
Wales and Aussie highlights beating England
>>67524889
No, England being disgraced by Wales and Oz at their at world cup.
>>67524901
Haha fuck up faggot.
>>67524901
>first hist team in rugby history to not make the semi finals
Embarrassing 2bh. To say it isn't is a massive lie m80
>>67524893
Not looking to buy just yet, I'm a bit to young at the moment to be looking to buy right now. Mums promised me she and dad will cover the deposit so I'll be in a good position to buy when I am ready
>>67524900
If I were a pathetic English rugby fan, I'd live vicariously through South Africa too 2bh.
>>67524901
Statschink weighs in with his impressive lack of rugby knowledge.
>>67524901
t. Nigel
>Them losing to wales
Literally their own principality with what, 2million sheepshaggers
>and australia
Exactly the same here
>in which the sport of rugby is considered a 3rd rate sport by rich people
England have absolutely no excuse that >we don't have. Infact far less so because the ARU is broke as fuck whereas the RFU is rolling in shekels.
You cannot defend it. They were the first hosts EVER to get knocked out in the groups.
It was a shambles. I'd say it was the worst performance at any World Cup from any team in any sport relative to their own expectations of all time.
>>67524920
>host team
Silly auto correct playing up tonight
>>67524934
>Statscunt shilling England
kys newcunt
>>67524901
Based statscunt
What do you think of the new england test squad?
Married at first sight is on now lads. Promos made it look like it should be a good one
>>67524807
To be fair there is a very good chance he is an expat White South African
I know this because I'm one of only two actual Australians who frequent /rug/. There are literally more Kiwi and Saffer expats with Australian flags than there are Australians.
>>67524943
>statscunt not attacking nz at every opportunity
Back to plebbook with you, you SEETHING fucking casual.
>>67524950
>he forgot to put the name on
>>67524948
Samefag kys
>>67524760
>he bet on the jags
>>67524952
I know a couple of expat white SA families here. Literally chased off of their land by blackies with shotguns
>>67524961
I didnt. I just want to know what went wrong with them
>>67524955
That was literally daniel who was roleplaying Zhang during the RWC, not statsbitch
Neither of them watch Rugby. Statscunt only shows up here occasionally because he is obsessed with me.
>>67524952
Well statschink is an Aussie fuck, so that's three.
>>67524958
No I didn't mate
Never used a name, never will
>>67524968
And that's why he HATES Australia and Australians so much.
He grew up in Sadelaide and Cucktoria and got bullied the fuck out.
>>67524967
>krazyreddit telling anyone that they don't know anything about rugby
>b-but I've supported the bumboys this whole t-time!!!
KEK
>>67524967
Don't try to lecture me on the intricacies of your stupid fucking /cric/ community, kekja, you fucking meathead.
>>67524969
If you're buying into this fresh 'discuss shit-tier tv built to repress original thought in the lower classes as is it's interesting' meme then you're just as bad as the namecunts.
>New Zealand
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/20534229
now McCheat and Pooter are gone, no BRITIANIA will win it all, Lions win 3-0, England win tour to NZ
>>67524972
He hates NZ too. Probably got BTFO all through uni and now gets bullied at work by big strong kiwis.
>>67524982
>buying into it
I'm the pioneer mate
>>67524974
I've never said that about Rugby. I'm an unapologetic casual. I literally know nothing about any team except the Basedbies and Tards.
>>67524993
I'm fairly certain he gets BTFO by Big Strong Slavs.
>>67524990
>things that won't happen for 300
>>67525004
You're more welcome in /rug/ than statscunt 2bh.
>union
>(You)
>>67525041
Thanks mate
>>67525043
(You)'re welcome.
>>67525052
(you) too.
>>67497986
Highlanders
Brumbies
Hurricanes
Bulls
Stormers
Cheetahs
Lions
Sharks
2bh
>"""he""" hasnt bet his house on the Basedbies winning the Ugly
absolutely laughable
>>67524760
The hags were a /rug/ conspiracy designed to catch out seething casuals. I am the only remaining memeber of the syndicate that came up with it. Everyone else in /rug/ only started posting in /rug/ or following rugby in the last 2 months.
>>67525259
>Everyone else in /rug/ only started posting in /rug/ or following rugby in the last 2 months.
WEW lad. I have been around for a long while
t. Hurr fan
>>67525088
>bet it all on the brumbies
>>67525259
>everyone else in /rug/ only started posting in /rug/ or following rugby in the last 2 months
State of this fucking guy.
>>67525333
Theres literally nothing wrong with living a based outdoors lifestyle
>>67525259
Been lurkin longer than that.
Also
>tfw Canadian Rugby
I just don't know what to expect anymore.
>>67525631
Have they announced where your new meme team for PRO™ Rugby™ Americas™ is?
I've been following some of the games when they post them on fb, it's pretty chill. Somehow they've made the commentators decent and there are good crowds. It's already better than MLS.
>>67525631
Stop sending Hassler back injured you cheeky kunts.
Underhill on exceptional circumstances selection watch.
I believe its Jonah Lomu birthday today, so happy b day to him.
>Tfw only 90s kids will remember TD spammer, the mike Catt memorial trophy, lfwrlabm, 0.5p, Le avo man, \gur\, twodads, jiffyface and gatlandball
Can any o/rug/inals share these feels with me?
>>67526153
>this triggers the Kiwi
>>67526153
He ded.
>>67526186
Most of those are still going strong-ish though
>Concussion? What Concussion?
>>67526186
>evem the TD spammer has moved on with his/her life and probably has a family now
>you're still here
>>67526205
Debilitating injury? Ahh it's just a niggle, get back out there and tackle.
>>67526205
Literally only because of me. Been putting this community on my back for too long now. Thinking about hanging up the boots desu lads.
>>67524651
>Kalyn Ponga
what is with islanders and these meme names
>>67526264
he's white
>comfy season upon us
>tests soon
FYI seething casuals, this is /rug/'s theme tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w
>>67526875
better contenders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZjwCmJrnlY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eBzeEETvGA
>>67526228
>TD spammer has probably killed herself by now
GB 7s training squad
Cory Allen (Cardiff Blues)
Mark Bennett (Glasgow Warriors)
Dan Bibby (England Sevens)
Tom Bowen (England Sevens)
Phil Burgess (England Sevens)
Sam Cross (Wales Sevens)
James Davies (Scarlets)
Alex Davis (England Sevens)
Richard de Carpentier (England Sevens)
Jamie Farndale (Scotland Sevens)
Alex Gray (England Sevens)
Charlie Hayter (England Sevens)
Warwick Lahmert (England Sevens)
Ollie Lindsay-Hague (Harlequins)
Gavin Lowe (Scotland Sevens)
Ruaridh McConnochie (England Sevens)
Tom Mitchell (England Sevens)
Luke Morgan (Wales Sevens)
Dan Norton (England Sevens)
Scott Riddell (Scotland Sevens)
Mark Robertson (Scotland Sevens)
James Rodwell (England Sevens)
Joe Simpson (Wasps)
Luke Treharne (Wales Sevens)
Marcus Watson (Newcastle Falcons)
#bringthemhome
get hype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MkQRx0_AWo
>>67528498
Such a waste, we could have put out much better players.
>>67528647
>#bringit
>we're tough we swear!
>>67528770
Doesn't even have any meme players like Morgan. Embarrassing desu
>>67528585
the guy is a cunt and the Rabbitohs cant wait to get rid of him, and has too high an opinion of himself. absolutely not worth it.
Queensland’s Super Rugby strike weapon Samu Kerevi is understood to have rejected a massive offer to join the Melbourne Rebels and has decided to remain at the Reds.
The deal is expected to be announced shortly but provides a massive boost for the Reds in 2017
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/sport/rugby-union/queensland-reds-samu-kerevi-rejects-massive-offer-from-rebels/news-story/e01b8f7f215a49c5eeeba5ad29438bad
y/n?
>>67530549
N.
Super rugby is the true test of fantasy skill. The international season is too short to be worthwhile.
>>67532072
My thoughts 2bh
List of reasons to post in this general outside of matches:
>
Oh w8
>>67532524
the ambience
Official /rug/ midweek theme tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_j2PpZKIJw
Comfy is key.
So Jordie Barrett to be New Zealands 12 next year?
>>67528498
>tfw no croft, tipuric, north, wade, foden, hogg, gilroy etc
>the state of this thread
Wow /rug/ really turns to shit without me. Don't fret though sissies, I'm here to make this /rug/ great again. I've almost finished my assignments and I'm having a weekend at home for once.
>>67532961
>50:50 record against Australia
>first NZ u20 team to ever lose to the Australian u20 team
Jordie Barrett's career is over.
>>67533352
>blah blah blah I have a life and don't spend all my time in these threads with it without a name on
I'm pretty sure some anon called that this would happen on the weekend
>>67533390
I don't know I only saw highlights but he seemed to have all the qualities needed to be a good 12.
>>67533490
Yeah, 12 capper kek
>>67533352
found a rare pic of you m8
Still tight at the top end going into round 12
Capt should retain first as he's up against the average joe, but radicallyfat has a free win and will overtake him if he chokes.
>>67535594
>still shilling your meme competition
lad...
Like... how much time are you spending on this? How do you know who people are playing each week? This is advanced autism.
>>67535660
It's on the fixtures list lad it's been there since the start
>>67535594
the fuck is this
>>67535731
Pretty autistic to analyse it
Good afternoon dear children.
It is nice to see young "devvo lad" develop (or should I say 'devvelop') his poosonality over the recent weeks. But his "endgame" is but a speck of dust compared to my own master plan.
You are all pawns in my game. You do not know me; nor will you ever find out until I allow you to.
Enjoy the games this weekend :)
>>67535849
Yeah but I'm bored, I think it's a cool idea for a comp, it would be great if there weren't those 3 people who have given up on making picks.
>>67535861
Now THIS is autism.
>>67535861
>don't come here for 3 weeks
>XDXDXDXD I'VE BEEN HIDING ALL PART OF MY ENDGAME XDXDX
kys casual.
>>67535896
People giving up has made h2h pointless 2bh
rug had a good online 6 nation fantasy competition, I dont see why this one would be any less awful.
>>67536129
less games
Too many games of the same teams playing each other 2 or 3 times
>>67536129
Because there are only 3 tests from each team?
Aus v Eng x 3, NZ v Wales x 3, Ireland v RSA x 3
So there's literally no nuance to it. You just pick NZ, RSA and the only toss up is Aus/Eng.
Why bother?
>>67536253
>you just pick NZ & RSA
Yeah if you wanna throw that pick straight into the trash.
>>67535861
Your mum's endgame is to gobble my knob tbqhwy sis
>>67536221
>>67536253
I guess that makes sense, but still, I compete in fantasy baseball. There should still be people on here that care about rug enough to enjoy it.
>>67536025
The guy in charge of it can kick them from the group and it would re-shuffle. But yeah.
>>67536287
>this comment
>that flag
>>67536253
Does it not include meme tests like the ones the USA and other meme countries do?
You do realise the test window is for everyone, not just NH v SH
>>67536429
It includes the championship cup and the north's tour of the south
I think that's all
>>67537249
I think it includes the pre tour Wales v England test too
>>67536429
I don't know, I can't even see it as an option on Superbru.
Pretty sure that lad just photoshopped it together.
Highlanders WILL win the cup
>The greatest attacking fullback in world rugby just became the most expensive player in the history of English Rugby
1.5m pounds.
>>67539031
>doubtful
>>67539031
Crusaders for my money breh.
>>67539031
>>67539915
>Not the Waratahs
Sydney
Morning
Herald
>>67539042
I was going to say what a waste but then remembed even Peter Betham is absolutely tearing shit up there.
>>67541073
Even shitters like Beale are elite in England.
>>67541353
>shitters
you being racial breh? I know you couldn't possibly think the greatest attacking full back in world rugby is a shitter, so I can only assume it was racial.
That's bad mana cuz.
>>67540528
I want to make Asuka cum until she starts crying and then hold her all night long
>>67541614
/rug/ does not stand for really ugly girls.
>>67541614
/rug/ does not stand for rapist underage gaijin
threadcunt absolutely seething that we haven't hit 480 yet
>>67541614
M8 I had a dream once where I had sex with her and Shinjo watched and cried
>>67542042
Shinji*
>>67541871
>2 whole days
>a made up number of IMPORTANT GAMES
>laughing smug face .jpg
>>67541871
He'll be suicidal once I make the next rug thread and everyone migrates to it accordingly.
>t-this is the real thread i-it was made first MODS
>>67542486
Please remember to post a suitably low effort OP.
>>67542547
Let's do low effort weekdays and full efffort on game days ay? Deal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bqrh04aHmU
I can't see the point in including quade's knee dying
>>67542735
Agreed
>union
I really want the Rebels to win desu.
Brumbies are a cancer on Australian rugby, they just do the bare minimum to get to the finals, then get prompty knocked out by the first NZ team.
At least it'll be nice to see the Rebels do the same for a change.
>>67543321
t. Cucktorian
The Basedbies are going to literally dismantle the Lelbels
>>67543335
and then get promptly get knocked out by the 4th best NZ team like the Hurricanes, in the first week.
>>67543362
Hurricanes lose to the Reds this weekend FYI.
>>67524762
Very true. Would shit over Toulon's forward back, but unironically has a worse backline.
>>67543465
That's because toulon's backline is full of wallaby greats lad.
What is Toulon's full strength backline? Think I saw Quade 15, Nonu 12 and JOC 11 the other day
>>67543545
9 Tillous-Borde
10 Cooper
11 Mitchell
12 Giteau
13 Nonu
14 Habana
15 Halfpenny
>>67543607
poor little Tillous-Borde
Julian and Ardie Savea, Cory Jane, Victor Vito and Chris Eves have all been stood down (Reds game) as punishment for breaking curfew.
Good coaching or a waste of a bonus point?
http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/sport/303682/player-penalty-tough-on-hurricanes
>>67543768
Good coaching - when's a better time to do it?
>>67543768
>waste of a bonus point
Superbru tried to warn me, but I'm picking the Reds by 1.
t. Gentlebene
>>67543908
muscular pick to be honest
>>67543987
doubling down on the time I was one of the ">two memers" to pick Reds to beat Highlanders tbvaqfh.
>>67544030
>at home
>against a team with a historically bad record at that ground
there was at least some sense to that pick tbhwyf
>>67544030
>>67544057
Yea mate I considered picking the reds too but was too pussy.
Only casuals would have tipped the landers with confidence because of the bogey team status the reds have when playing in Brisbane.
Keep on trucking Gentleben I hope you win the whole thing buddy
'landers or 'saders lads?
>>67544079
Saders are due for a loss and landers are elite. This same reasoning got me and Jeffery the """upset""" against the Chiefs last week
>>67544090
spell my name proper cuntknuckle or I'll bash you
>>67544101
>Implying Jeff has the pleb spelling
Surely not.
>>67544079
only went with landers based on home adv
>>67544108
Who knows, fuck Jeff anyway, total fag
>>67544112
I'd say the same, but I'd also put money on the Hurrlanders on a neutral ground regardless.
>>67544113
Hes pretty cool but he's no Gentleben
>>67544079
This game will come down to Saders disruption v Highlanders attack.
Playing in the hermetically sealed meme-dome means it's going to be dry ball, and poor weather would really run in the crusader's favour.
my guntlebun hot tip is highlanders by 6.
>>67544124
>gentlepene
>>67544131
Sweet cheers, putting money on crusaders then.
>>67544134
Gentlebest/rug/personality
>>67544090
That logic is reasonably sound but my canterbury heart bias is preventing me from tipping against them
I could say that there is no way the Highlanders will take two top teams in consecutive weeks as a potential "logic" behind my decision though.
>>67544166
kys shitspouter
>>67544171
>LE EVERYONE IS LE SHITXRSOAPOISUDTERE XDXDXDXDXDDDXXD
No, kill YOURself statscunt.
>>67544171
>LE ZHIDSBOUDER BOOGEYMAN
im embarrassed for you sis
>>67544222
>>67544225
get out
>>67544232
>LE FUGG LE NAEM PHAGS XDXDXXXDDXDXDXDDXD
>>67544222
>LE EVERYONE IS LE STADSGUND XDXDXDXDXDDDXXD
No, kill YOURself Jeff you lame fuck
>>67544166
>>67544171
>>67544222
>>67544225
>>67544232
>>67544243
>>67544253
Could these all have been me? Surely not, for many were within a minute apart!
:)
>>67544265
>>67544243
get out
>>67544265
Kys trannyiel
Why does everyone hate GES but then go on to give him reason to antagonise them?
He is a high-level poster when he is talking about the game but you dummies like to rile him up so you have a reason to hate him.
He is a target for your hatred and you NEED him to be here otherwise this community would fall apart. Just letting you guys know that it is very obvious and comes across as pathetic.
Show him some respect, Jeff too.
execute kiwis
>>67544291
The plural is nga kiwi
>>67544284
>Why does everyone hate GES
[citation needed]
He is the LIFEBLOOD of this poomunity.
All of you fuck up.
'bies or 'bels lads?
>>67544301
Sorry that was a bad generalisation but there is an unwarranted grudge against him that is common in many /rug/ posters
Reminder that Jeff, Devvo lad and the Endgame are literally all just shitspouter under different names. Respond to any of them and you're giving him what he wants.
>>67544284
kys shitspouter
>>67544284
>>67544301
>>67544312
>P-LEASE LET ME FELLATE YOU HANDSOME AND MUSCULAR ELITESPOUTER
pathetic
>>67544306
bies
>>67544316
Reminder that the only people who aren't one of those 4 are you and me.
Secondary reminder that statscunt hasn't posted in six months and he is now being used as a fake boogeyman antagonist by shitspouter. Every instance of """""statscunt""""" posting in /rug/ is just shitspouter inventing his own "nemesis".
threadcunt soon
>>67544327
Keep it up m8. I know you don't like having to do this sort of thing but I see your endgame and I applaud your selflessness.
A true hero.
>>67544335
What's your gimmick, other guy?
Reminder not to post in threadcunt fake threads.
>>67544352
>>67544352
>>67544352
>>67544352
>>67544335
There is also me, my gimmick is providing analyses and social commentary on /rug/ and possessing above average knowledge of the sport but never sharing it because it wouldnt be valued.
>>67544359
>14 shitposts early
Excellent work my autistic friend
>>67544350
patrician rugby knowledge, excellent thread-making abilities and average photoshoop skills.
>>67544365
>>67544365
>>67544365
>>67544365
>>67544365
REAL NEW THREAD
>>67544370
thanks cuntface
/rug/ discussion
>>67544352
shitposters welcome here
>>67544365
Just a final reminder before this thread disappears into the abyss that I control all of you
:)
last for based walkgod
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