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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
NEWS:
>The Zuffa era is soon to end
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15503004/ufc-owners-advanced-talks-sell-promotion
>Bigfoot BTFOs Brazil
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/following-16-second-tko-loss-bigfoot-silva-challenges-detractors-in-social-media-rant
>Rothwell on JDS fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/10/11645202/ben-rothwell-says-accepting-junior-dos-santos-fight-was-strategically
>Vitor Belfort: "WE IZ SLAVEZ"
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/10/11650458/vitor-belfort-unsatisfied-ufc-handling-reebok-sponsorship-living-slavery-mma
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
tripfags shouldn't be treated like human beings
negative attention is still attention
>the next UFC president will be a Chinese Dana White
good thread but dont forget to
>last thread
>>67484627
>>67492484
>tripfags shouldn't be treated like human beings
being this easily triggered by nomenclature
7th for Werdum
>>67492566
put your trip back on shitlord
Mother of god that trout was good
>>67492550
Thank you for your service.
>>67492536
what exactly is your point?
can we all agree that if nick and nate are not a persons boys, that person is objectively a bad person?
>>67492784
If a person has no boy, are they still a person?
Their opinions = wgaf
>>67492747
people would take you more seriously if you weren't a tripfag
>>67492784
Nick forfeited his boy status when he choose not to learn how to wrestle or move laterally, and instead just decided to complain about judges after every fight
>>67492825
wtf, can't have UFC without Dana White.
>>67492825
I mean, can you imagine the UFC without Dana at this point ?
I can't desu
>>67492868
ie the gsp fight
because he won against silva and the running man
>>67492825
DANA BTFO GOOFS
>>67492894
>>67492932
give Robing Blacked uncle Dana's job
Who /Canada/ here?
put conor mcgregor as the new dana white
>>67492954
Fuck off, robing
>>67492932
He is going to die eventually.
>>67492974
I got tickets to based Rory at TD Place, I had lake trout for dinner and I went for a walk in a tshirt because it was 13 degrees C today
felt good
Gotta say lads, I love the "@"'s, just so effective and useful
>>67493019
I literally scrolled through hundreds of images and two folders looking for that pic of Rory but had to settle on the other one. Thanks for posting it.
>>67492997
give him Dana's job seriously
>Alright everybody LISTEN UP because this is one announcement you do NOT want to miss, not once in a million years, not once in a billion years!
>This weekend we've got a SPICY banger type of matchup between two elite level, supernaturally talented fighters, the kind you want to dress up and take home to meet your dad, that fuckin goof!
@67493020
completely agree
>i dont think matt brown has one punch ko power
>>67493055
You're welcome bud. I made it because I'm getting it painted on a big canvas to hang beside the heavybag. It's gonna be dope.
>Once ever, in human history!
>>67493066
precision beats power
>>67493060
>This is a fight you CANNOT MISS, YOU CANNOT MISS THIS FIGHT, IT IS NOT AN OPTION
https://youtu.be/_2SE2QDw5MY
>>67493019
>was super excited to go
>remembered I couldn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw6EzXEoY7c
@67493061
It'll become a widespread meme soon enough, at the moment it's mostly used by /heem/sters
>>67493066
>mike 'little white dick' swick
>>67493020
I just ignore those posts. They are guarenteed to be a shitpost.
>>67493167
Aw man. I'm sorry to hear that bud.
It's funnier to just not quote the post you're replying to at all and just assume they will know you're replying to them desu senpai
Yeah that's actually a decent idea too
Like this
lmao I told you bud it's way better
I've done it a few times but it never really caught only, I mostly only do it to take a dig at someone I was bitching with earlier
ive been preaching this for ages now, this is like 2 months old at least
>>67493151
>HOT LAVA, HOT LAVA
>BINGO, BOINGO, BANGO
I would love for him to take Joe's place desu
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15503004/ufc-owners-advanced-talks-sell-promotion
LADS
The thread will be cleaner without all this red, that's for sure
Honestly man, me too. He's actually better than Rogan is at Rogan's job already
ive been saying for a long time that theres a thing as being too cool to reply to random peasants
old news
>LADS LOOK AN ARTICLE THAT'S LITERALLY IN THE OP
lol
We're entering an age of neo posting
No replying ITT only furthering discussion and knowledge
How many of you heem guys actually train/fight?
>>67493334
>>67493307
(Hue)
>When you have school ON A DAMN SATURDAY and you need to wake up at 6:30 am and then last untill (card ending)7-8 am(the next day)
heem will break the meta chains that are holding us back
Not really desu. It's about valuing the (You)conomy we've managed to build up here.
Post some of your best heems lads.
You're a bit late with the news we discussed this last thread Britbong
>>67493344
delet this
>>67493385
strep-free sage is a fucking monster
I just showed my wife the clip of him going HOT LAVA HOT LAVA and she said she thinks he'd be a good replacement for Joe, too.
Bingo, got the casual audience already. Left leaning america loves that weird gay accent
Im a black belt under Sensei George Dillman
My chi was unstable for years and was unable to properly harness its strength before I met the sensei
Im also a Gracie online blue belt
>when a quoting peasant replies to your posts
POST EARLY 2000/90'S HEEMS so we can get ready to return to the golden age since its 100% confirmed the UFC is going to be sold and broken up in the next 5 years and a new superior organization will take its place
>he doesn't have a focused chi
The autism in /heem/ has reached levels i can't even explain
I literaly dont even come here anymore it's so bad
Good job you fucking retards
Based Sage
He's actually got so much time to become a legit GOAT fighter if he sticks to it. Don't know if he will though, or how dedicated he'll be to fightan. Could be a nice champ some day and we'd pretty much see his entire career play out from controversially tapping out to the king.
PVZ is a similar story
>>67493342
>looking at the OP
A decent amount of people tried that the last few days. It resulted in them talking about one of the "articles" listed.
It was the article that was written about Condit "training" for a Nick rematch because he made a joke when he was training.
get the fuck out of here then muhammed god fucking damn
we don't miss you
get out
heem has always been insanely autistic, its called heem ffs, now fuck off
>>67493478
Posts like these are among the most autistic things you can find here.
I still can't believe Tim Boetsch's game plan against Henderson was to bum rush as soon as possible in the first round. I get that the guy is a natural brawler, but you can't just rush in recklessly against a guy like Henderson.
>>67493478
don't you have some neetbux to collect?
>quoting
>2016
I SHIGGY DIGGY
>I don't look at the OP
@67493528
>giving losers (You)s
can you believe pezao did exactly the same shit
Why quote each other when we can quote the great minds of MMA?
Truly quoting has been a mistake
stay up super late before class so you are tired then go home and take a nap right afterward, then you will be set, this is basic shit
I swear the lack of quoting will literally make /heem/ great again
All the retards will be filtered out because they can't follow shit at all, whilst the fightfans will know who's replying to who given the context and their MMA knowledge
Keep posting heems, enjoying these, thanks lads
@67493573
I'm glad he set your animals straight.
New embedded las
https://youtu.be/aPCkFIkJls4
post your walkout song friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52--FKUQgU
>>67489836
>>67490225
IDGI?
sometimes you guys ignore me out of bitterness but clearly this was a great idea
nobody looks at it bud holy shit get over it
Running directly towards him is always a mistake. Such a rookie mistake to make against such a one dimensional fighter. He deserved it desu senpai
Sweet
>he doesn't walk out to danzig
on a side note are the rumors of Glen Danzig browsing heem true?
Tim Boetsch is a fucking idiot 2bf, got KOed by that over the hill ginger lad
You know, buddy here has a point. It might actually be good for the integrity of the threads overall because fishing for you know what is basically eliminated.
>O video não foi disponibilizado em seu país pelo usuário que fez o upload.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Everything else isn't blocked, just these embedded videos
Thanks mate, need to catch up with the first Embedded too
Haven't actually watched a lot of Embedded's recently, last one I really recall was Bisbong/Silva
Lose my (You)
That one was great SIlva couldn't handle Bispbongs banter
https://youtu.be/jItz-uNjoZA
Hola doesn't work for youtube m8 ?
Tim Boetsch vs Josh Samman is a very important fight for the middleweight division
Had to laugh at Bisbong just constantly making limp dick jokes
is that the meme dwarf
>>67492604
>being this butthurt over a feature designed for use on the website we are all currently using
What don't you get? If you look at the WebM, Dana tries making a smooth move and puts his arm round Gadelha.
Gadelha notices straight away and leans back so he moves his arm off the chair
submitting false reports is against the rules and will result in a ban
dont
he looks a lot like tyrion from game of thrones, but I imagine the video was made before he reached adulthood
not if a bunch of people do it
Canada don't take it too far, hotpockets man will get angry
Posting more sweet heems
Oh yeah that's actually a good idea
>>67492484
Adding to the 'edition'
no it was just autism, someone post the webm of him hugging anderson silva
quote
Maybe she just wanted direct contact with Dana?
Who would want that ?
me
She was leaning back to get herself more comfortable
Do you guys seriously think Dana and the Fritattas dont test out their new female talent? They're Hollywood producer esque in their manipulation and the girls love it because they lack father figures
>>67493815
Will Oliviera ever become FW champ?
I could see him eventually beating Holloway and there is a conceivable way for him to beat Goob in his ground game.
Cyborg and her niece are so cute. I think she's my new girl.
it's not too far dude it's fucking hilarious, it will make heem great again
I doubt she wanted contact with Dana m9
It was more of a sly move from Dana she wasn't supposed to notice, clearly she did so he backed off
calm down adan
Are you actually telling me one of them banged Aisling Daly ?
Poor guy
Every WBW and WSW on the roster?
not using the reply function is the must stupid shit I've ever seen people on 4chan do.
LET'S GO BOY
LET'S GO BOY
I just noticed they lean back at the exact same time
ikr
Vitor's children are pretty cool too
Favourite submissions lads?
I think Guillotines are legit up there for me. They're not necessarily fancy looking but once it's locked in it looks brutal and there's nowhere to go. Try and post Guillotine heems
Probably Sholler, Shelby, or Joe Silva did
A sausage maker buys a box of cereal.
>this is a 10 in ireland
jesus christ that anti-bunda
Guillotines are underrated imo
They can be pretty brutal
Nick the Tooth gets the sloppy seconds
dude serious question because I never looked it up, did that dude actually get neck breakied
>>67493864
well he is very young by UFC standards. I think given time he could be champ one day
kek'd
I like guillotines too
>>67494008
Did you hear Vegan Gains is trying to become an MMA fighter?
>>67493968
as are armbars
clever girl
Leslie Smith looking real qt in this episode
>quoting posts in neo-/heem/
you are the cancer
>All those >>
wtf guys
Get your shit together
Not enough durianposting as of late, thanks for the post, lad, i was worried everyone went keto on us
has vegan gains ever trained before? its gonna be awesome watching him get heemed by some cunts on the gas
>>67494026
i bet he has a glass chin
important question lads
if I can't quote anything how will I link to the new thread
there is no new thread
>>67494059
to really keep out casuals how about we never have a new thread?
just post make it, people will leave once this one maxes out, this solves the early thread making problem too
one of two things
either it's the only quote allowed
or you announce it and people have to find it, which will certainly result in false announcements but that could be funny too
>>67494059
the faggots didn't think of that one
JON JONES
GO CHECK ON HIM
GET SOME FANS
I guess we'll have to allow it in this instance
>>67494050
He recently started taking BJJ and kickboxing classes. It would be great to see him get heemed.
He's training Muay Thai and Jiu Jitsu as of right now.
Cant wait to see our boy alongside Nick at the top of WW division
no we don't, just announce that it's made and we'll find it
the new thread can link the old one but you can't link the new one
>>67494099
I don't get why people are saying it was the kick that got him the knock out. It seems pretty clear to me that the kick didn't do much other that shock andre and it was the hook that did all the damage
>>67492484
Predictioncuck should do a "/heem/ predicts the ufc sale"
>Will the Fertitta's sell?
>Who will buy?
>Will Dana stay?
>Will Rogan stay?
>Will the Fertitta's buy the Las Vegas Raiders NFL team?
We can allow last thread linking or you could just @ it
People can find it based on the post number
And if you know shit all about this place you'd know to just search for heem in the catalog or archive. Again, filtering out the retards who are just here to meme.
no just make it when this one maxes out and then everyone goes to the new one
It's really easier with the eyes without all this red
what a stupid post
this so peaceful
>tfw Vitor's wife has a Claudia-tier voice
hnnnnng
vegangains is not our boy
Lads I realised why I don't like Mighty Mouse and why I didn't like Cruz before. There was no adversity in their divisions while they were long reigning champions. The TJ and Cejudo fights were actually compelling match up because they posed a risk on paper.
I don't think I can get hype for Cruz slapping around old man Faber again.
You say shock, I say it's what rocked him.
It got such a clean connection that you can't imagine it not doing a good amount of damage to Andrei
On this day /heem/ became less of a general, less of a thread, and became something more
We've moved towards a parliament, a bastion of fightfans. Is this the same feeling that moved the Ancient Greeks when they assembled in democracy? Who can say?
is everyone in BRzil on PEDs including the women?
that and the fact they are turbomanlets
she's a big girl
>>67494128
>doing extra work because op is lazy
exactly
it's a double whammy on making heem great again
this no reply shit is fucking stupid
for you
dont ruin it ireland
um he always has been. if you'd been paying attention to his career for the past few years you would've known that.
At least Dillashaw was a tough opponent worthy of a rematch down the road assuming he doesnt shit the bed. Cejudo is just another can in the recycling pile that is the FW division.
well that's exactly what he's going to do so prepare yourself for Domination
When was the last time Potatoland didn't ruin something ?
Be realistic m8
>>67494212
you faggots are ruining it with this stupid shit. This is like watching a bunch of people go out in public wearing bras over their shirts and insisting that it isn't retarded, its just new and trendy
At least he has a killer hair cut
What did he mean by this?
UFC 196
BURN
Is Cyborg's niece's mother dead or what ?
I think Cejudo can put up a more competitive performance than he did the first time
He is actually skilled and has the tools to put up a fight against DJ
this
I'm pretty hyped to see Cruz/Faber 3 because Cruz is MY BOY and it's great to see him dance around in there, regardless of who he's facing. I don't mind Faber either. I think it might be closer than you think to be honest.
One thing to note though is that I think it looks pretty stupid when they advertise 199 and the co-main is Fight X Number 3 and the main is Fight Y Number 2. The numbers just make it look a bit off, if I was a casual I'd think these guys just fight each other all the time so there's no point tuning in or some shit
Probably just irresponsible/on drugs.
stop
Dont tell me Cejudo just got a rematch
The more I see him, the more I like Uriah Hall
I think he's becoming mah boy
I think we've finally saved the (You)conomy
uriah hall sucks and is too old to become good now
I dont have a boy myself but a lot of nephews if that makes sense
Im afraid of change, hold me
we've?
come on bud
he's not even that good. all of his wins have been flukes.
my eyes
It seems like this not quoting anyone meme is creating more shitposting in itself than it's solving.
he's is weak mentality, he will play into Anderson's hand
When Silva sings at 8:45 of the Embedded made me think of this so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlkGqbIjvsk
Can you imagine if he had the slightest ability to grapple? MW Wonderboy
Why on earth would Cejudo get a rematch?
i was talking about Cejudo, for the record
I'm not saying he is good, but he seems like a good likeable guy
Wonderboy can't grapple though
because they are out of manlets
because flyweight is so shallow that the winner of the next tuf unironically gets an automatic shot at DJ
How do I get (You)'s? Also
>Conor has no ground game
>he rates Fedor
>he rates Anderson
>I care about what fighters like Jon Jones do outside the cage like a mandrama faggot
>I spam DC dick garbage
Not really Burger. There's a good amount of discussion, maybe you're just paying attention to the shitposts.
It's change, change brings about fear and confusion which you're seeing manifested as shitposting. Let it settle in and /heem/ will return to the good old days
Didn't they cancel that ?
Not very well but at least he isn't hopeless there, not anymore at least
that whole TUF winner title shot thing is so dumb
that division is fucked because he's so good and they're too small to go up
I haven't seen anything that suggests that they cancelled it.
>>67494461
have one on me
holy fuck kill yourself you autistic fucking retard. do you even know who i am?
They cancelled those tryouts
And besides, just think about the kind of shit that people say just to easily farm (You)'s. That's completely gone now.
We don't care about PVZ's every tweet or want to see someone post inane shit who clearly doesn't understand the sport. If they're not getting (You)'s, they're certainly not coming back here
Are you Glen Danzig?
it brings us closer together, you could say
WHO CAN SAY
Mad?
BBQTFO
source?
masterchef brasil about to start yey
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/13/11426140/the-ultimate-fighter-season-24-tryouts-cancelled
(You)
>242 posts
>29 posters
utter fucking spergs
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/anderson-silva-out-of-ufc-189--may-need-gall-bladder-surgery-005830365.html
its a shame we have this ugly as fuck argentinian as one of the chefs tho
laters
>Former UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva was forced Tuesday to pull out of his homecoming fight in Curitiba, Brazil, with Uriah Hall because of abdominal pain that may require gall bladder surgery, UFC president Dana White confirmed to Yahoo Sports.
and just like that, a 10/10 card becomes a 7/10
WOW he's ducking Uriah
What? You're not actually telling me the next TUF winner gets a title shot at MM? That sounds stupid as shit
When did this get announced?
Fuck, that's true
calm down friend
Are you actually fucking serious
damn, so who the fuck does mighty mouse face next
superfight vs the winner of cruz/faber imho
>Actual discussion
>hurr durr sperg
Nice post retard. This is literally what /heem/ was like before you joined 189er
that was the fight I was most hype for
>Bisping beat him so bad that he's afraid to fight now
Also, Brown vs Maia to the main card please
Embedded Episode 2 released 50 minutes ago too lol
>Overeem ahead of Stipe in the rankings
Journalists are fucking stupid
And TUF 24 was scrapped for now, no title shot
>it's real
What the FUCK
https://twitter.com/UFCNews/status/730205384787382272
>>67494707
this isn't actual discussion you manlet homosexual
fucking hell
Hall was my lock of the night
>>67494556
>it's actually true
well fuck
Poor Uriah can literally never catch a break
>http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/anderson-silva-out-of-ufc-189--may-need-gall-bladder-surgery-005830365.html
Holy shit it's legit. Looks like the journalist goofed though, the URL saying 189 made me think it was just random made up bullshit so I didn't believe it.
Shit man, was looking forward to seeing the Spiker.
That's terrible to hear. Hope 199 and the rest of 198 can stay in tact. Heck, I sort of hope Silva recovers in time for 198 but it's not really at all likely is it
Oh piss off, you're literally contributing nothing to the thread.
Him landing that lucky kick on Mousasi was his break
snek vs assuncao for 200 announced official
Youre right we should go back to memeing about Ngannou, that's real discussion!
Fag
>>67494795
they also announced Dillashaw vs Assuncao at 200. Good fight, too bad Assuncao didn't get Dillashaw when he still was the champ
could be fun, but I see TJ running rings around him and landing at will
wow will you fucking stop
TUF 24 sounded stupid as shit.
>having a glass gall bladder
baka
>Silva
REEEEEEE IT LOOKED TOO PROMISING
it's a lie, he doesn't actually need gall bladder surgery
he's just ducking Hall
LOVIN THIS """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""SPORT""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" TBQF LADS
what do you mean?
Pretty gutted about Silva.
It was all the big names that made the card so stacked, huge fight too.
Wanted to see him in there again after Bisbong
>ALL THOSE DUMMIES WHO PICKED SILVA
JUST GOOF THEIR SHIT UP
He destroyed his gall bladder with steroids
>Schaub screaming.webm
>>67494937
I''m kinda glad if I'm being honest. I just want Silva to retire and ride off into the sunset, but he seems keen to be one of those champions that stays around for way too long. It's good to see his body shares my opinion.
>Spiker
Don't know how I typed that.
Meant the Spider*
This. Hall wins by forfeit.
you picked a bad time to fish for (You)s lad
we're making the (You)conomy great again
is Khabib fighting in Germany?
Ramadan will be done
Then he got his shit cucked up by Whittaker
DANA ON SUICIDE WATCH
Well I don't think this injury is going to cause him to retire so it'd have been nice to see him in there. He didn't look bad against Bisping at all, yeah his chin looked a little deleted but he went five rounds and I think a win over Hall was actually pretty possible.
It'd have been nice to see him again in a fight, maybe he'd even look sharper.
As it is we won't know for at least a couple of months.
Unless they add him to 200 which isn't a bad idea given how he's a big name. Don't know who he'd fight though
>joe rogan retiring later this year
>ufc selling talks gearing up
>dana has been increasingly disappearing from handling media
>making fights that generate money as opposed to fights earned on merit
>implying the UFC being sold hasn't been obvious as fuck for the last year
it's the of an era lads
GSP dude
When's the Germany card?
It's not really just about Ramadan being done, he still needs to get his body ready after fasting for a month so he'll need some time to adjust again and also pick up his training at full force.
>>67495045
he's most likely fighting the winner of Alvarez/RdA, isn't he? I doubt they'll have that fight take place in Hamburg, but I'm hoping Gus is gonna headline. Maybe agaisnt Bader or some scrub, I'd seriously consider going.
>>67495125
it's in September. The third maybe, not sure.
>>67494951
She's easily the best ring girl.
Just a shame she's been soiled by Lorenzo.
Anyway, DC is the next to pull out with an injury. Jon Jones will fight a can for five rounds.
do terrorists still blow themselves up during ramadan?
All those points are pretty legit man. Shit is hitting the fan currently if you look at it. Damn shame. Maybe some stars became too big.
Is Rogan really going though? I know he mentioned it, but I was hoping he'd change his mind or re-realise his love for the sport and commentating.
>>67492537
>Dana Yellow
>Anthony Rumble
>a can
>>67492945
stitch was never my friend
I think September is pretty achievable for Khabib then. Depends on his training schedule though, I'd think he would be looking more at October.
>Dana Yellow
Top kek m8
I'm still bummed he didn't fight Ferguson
Yeah, the Horcher fight didn't really tell us much. It was a nice warmup fight for him, but it was hard to tell whether it was dominant Khabib, or Horcher just being a bit of a can.
I don't really like Ferguson tbqhwyt
fuck this shit, i really wanted to see uriah vs silva
FUCKING ANDERSON SILVA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I like his fighting style, though
memey as all fuck
What should we call our movement lads?
I say the silent revolution, sounds pretty neat.
>>67495115
but no matter how much I hate this sport sometimes, I still my team
revol(You)tion
>>67495221
Didn't ever really understand why the UFC let him go
>Uriah Hall has travelled all the way to Brazil for nothing
maybe Cowboy will step in and fight him
Maybe they could get Natal to fight him or something
>>67495406
shut up goof, he will be taken care of. dont worry about it
Is Mousasi training for someone currently? Dana White you piece of shit, give Mousasi 100k for 4 days notice fight!!!
@67493827
@67493854
@67493855
great posts
mikebisping
#nandos again. Is this too much food for one person? @nandosuk
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFP7WeNytey/
@67495115
""""welcome to the show""""
Thiago Santos vs Uriah Hall would be so fucking spicy.
Then you just gotta get someone to step in to fight Nate which should be easy
Polite Reminder that BattleBots begins in 10 minutes
Yeah I just don't like him, he talks some right shit.
Revol(You)tion is a good shout
Maia has gone five rounds in a row going into his next fights having absorbed a total of two significant strikes.
Is there a thread up anywhere Austalia?
>>67495450
he's scheduled for 200. Against Derek Brunson, I think.
Maia's wrestling is his most underrated asset
conor vs hall now
>>67495519
hes due to get heemed
>>67495461
He has more thirsty cucks replying to him than PVZ.
>these fags still quoting posts
get with the times grandpa, fucks sake
>>67495635
How long will it take for this meme to die?
>germany, a couple of americans, and ireland are the ones who can't let go of the past
not surprising tbqh
>>67495461
lad
>meme
this is literally all you retards care about. meme this and meme that, you never discuss shit, just post endless crap. HAHAHA NGANNOU HAHA KEKS LMAO LOOK AT THIS TWITTER POST HAHA WHAT ABOUT DANCING
Sick of that shit
@67495760
here's your (You)
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING (you)s LADS?
>>67495737
>there are people using a site's function which makes using the site easier for everyone
>>67493811
has there ever been a great fighter with excessive tattoos? I can't think of a single one
>>67493616
all those hues training in 1 spot, wow
Gabi new boob tattoo
http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_vfwmixtp/
>he needs conversational training wheels to follow what's going on in a discussion
>>67495665
hopefully less than a week
>>67493616
cyborg's bf is on some new level shit...dude seems so retarded
>>67495842
Just go to the source
instagram.com/gabigarciaoficial
God bless, stay safe
>>67495830
Antoine Pettis probably has the most tattoos of the Elite Fighters set.
>>67494283
bruh that statue would get it
>new boob tattoo
Silva literally just pulled out of 198 and this is the shit you post
>>67495957
>Anthony Pettis
>elite
Friendly heeminder
>>67495908
this account is private, i hate when they make you register on any social media just to see a fuckin pic
Since the era of replying and quoting is over, some posters are expressing their grief and this is understandable.
it's essential we address these expressions and make sure these posters know that these feelings are perfectly normal
It's mostly just the memers confused they're not picking up easy (You)'s and getting replies anymore. This isn't the /heem/ of yesterday anymore
>>67496010
Have a You.
i'll keep linking the new thread and posting the link to the previous thread in the OP
if we take this too fast, it will die out quickly
>mfw I haven't got a single (You) this thread
>>67496053
stop acting like this is a revolution, you are just being hipsters of 4chan
>>67496004
Oh, sorry to hear that. She makes her account private every now and the in order to make more people follow her.
I think that's a good idea, link it in the OP for now, we need to allow that because it's a different thread altogether.
SUBJECT: TOUCHBUTT CHANGE OF VENUE
MESSAGE: YES, THE GAME HAS BEEN MOVED FROM THE PARK TO THE LOCAL TARGET STORE. WE WILL BE MEETING IN THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM AT 10PM. IF ANYONE GIVES YOU ANY SHIT, TELL THEM YOU IDENTIFY AS A GIRL AND ARE THERE TO DO SOME MEWVEMENT TRAINING WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS. IF THEY KEEP WHINING, TELL THEM TO CALL CORPORATE HQ.
:END MESSAGE
The people who are stuck in their antiquated ways are just afraid. Afraid that they'll no longer be able to figure out who's replying to whom. They're afraid that the place that has been their home for so long (/heem/) will become alien and inhospitable. I understand them, but they must come to terms with the way things are now.
In this time of change we must help those who are wary of the shift get accustomed to neo-/heem/. Be supportive, be encouraging.
>>67496124
Rogan is so tiny.
>hipsters of 4chan
holy shit just stop bitching
post heems
>>67495905
I feel like he's on crack or something
How far along are the talks for Heem FC to acquire Zuffa?
>>67496313
I've submitted our offer to Zuffa - 30 bananas; 3 steaks; 1 gi; and 50 gees, baby.
Throw Raymond Daniels to Uriah
>>67496313
Is Lorenzo taking the ring girls with him?
Obviously Arianny will be left behind.
One anon out there I can sense is currently replying to every post in this thread, which is idiotic and should not be done
Heem can do it I think, we need to set up our first event to put us on the map though.
Too bad Estonia pussied out of the main event and hasn't shown his face since. Lithcuck is still around
Just some goof Ngannou autist probably, just ignore it
There are a couple of american regulars with clinical autism. Give it time and they'll settle into neo-/heem/.
Kinda glad Anderson can't fight tbf. With how chinny he looked against Bisbong, Hall would have KOed him with a jab.
>>67496397
>>67496397
>>67496397
>>67496397
I'm getting tired of this. We're spending more time talking about replies than we are talking about MMA.
Still feel bad for Uriah though, borderline boy-status
>>67496457
>>67496500
If you don't like autism, you're on the wrong forum, and should go back to normieburg.
Stop being a contrarian retard and that wouldn't be happening fuccboi.
You're spending more time talking about replies, this thread legitimately was good until you started whining because you're an autist that can't keep up
Bisping is no can mate, Anderson had a good shot of beating Hall imo, Bisping just fought smart against him. I suppose part of me wanted to see if his chin was really deleted, it'd have been pretty sad to see him heemd tbf
We've been talking MMA, it's literally you who just keeps bitching and bitching and bitching instead for no real reason other than not liking change. If you want to talk about something, bring up a topic.
>>67496543
He's too old and slow to fight top level anymore.
It's like that video of Tyson talking about Fedor trying to come back.
>>67493616
really bad michael jackson-tier vibes in this one from anderson lads
>feel like a kid again
Honestly glad we're filtering the retards out
wew Oman
this 2bh
>>67496582
Yeah it's hard not to like Hall, but too late for a replacement fight on the same card now isn't it? Maybe he can get a short notice on a later card...
Speaking of which, gall bladder problems, wasn't that what Hendricks got?
>>67496735
Kidney issues from weight cutting w/o tren
>>67496453
>picks a fight with Lithuania
>disappears soon after
We need to hire a private detective - I suspect Lithuania may have permaheemed Estonia in the night.
>>67496790
*clen
Honestly I saw it coming from Estonia. He started rampantly shitposting and I even said to him you're just doing this as a final hurrah really because you want no part of the actual fight.
Looks like I was right, he got the final attention he wanted and then ran as far as he could because he realised Lith would legit kick his shit in. He thought it was just a joke
Is there a plug-in to filter """people""" who quote posts?
>>67496967
I don't think so.
>>67496967
No.
>>67496967
be careful
feels good to be on the crest of a new age lads
>>67496967
#thisisnotshow
memers please go.
I am irate that silva wont be fighting however this means 200 will be even bigger
>Anderlel Silva is so fucking shook after being destroyed by the Natty God Michael Bisping he now has self doubt and he pretends to have period pain to get out of the Hall fight
You think he fights at 200?
I think 200 is possible, not sure against who though
>>67496735
hendricks had a blockage in his intestine.
>michael bisping beat anderson silva
He did.
>>67496790
>>67497366
wh-where's the gall bladder
haha, of course he did bud.
Pretty sure it's going down as a W in the record books
>As much as hate to admit it Michael Bisping clearly defeated Anderson Silva
Just like GSP beat Hendricks? Just like Matt Hamill beat JJ?
>>67492484
Remember when gill-a-teens were a big deal? Remember when arm bars were a big deal? Anymore the only non-meme submission is the RNC.
We should have an annual /heem/ awards.
I nominate this for Worst Thread of the Year (WTOTY)
just give urijah a can that he can spin his limbs into
>>67492945
He's about to make north of $300,000,000. We're the goofs getting BTFO.
>>67493941
my god that is disgusting
>>67497624
We still see gee-oh-teens relatively often, but they're usually of the modified sorts these days.
The RNC is transforming too, we're starting to see them turn into tight face cranks now.
Kimuras are almost totally gone, even the kimura sweep is rare.
>>67497626
Other than the bitching about replies, it's been good. There's been decent discussion.
>>67497464
Right below ur liver
>>67497335
>>67497365
After looking at it lets assume he gets surgery then i will guess hes out for around 6-8 weeks which doesnt give him enouugh time for a full camp. Looks like we will have to wait for the new york return of mcmeme and the spider
>>67497743
kimuras were always rare. Take to much energy
>>67497743
The usual narrative is that when a submission gets popular, everybody learns to counter it. The face crank makes sense if you can't get to the throat. Kimuras have always been memes. Heel hook takeover when.
>>67495999
>checked
why no quoting?
>>67497764
>McGregor vs Diaz main event
>Diaz vs Silva 2 comain
solid desu
>>67497605
Remember when Bisping got his whole shit broke and still "won" the fight?
>VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181818
>VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181818
>VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181818
People complain so much about Reebok and Dana. Have fun with your new Chinese overlords.
Because we're saving the (You)conomy and making /heem/ great again
Goodnight lads, keep up the good work
>>67497795
From the bottom for sure but wasn't that long ago (in the grand scheme) that we'd see a few kimura/americana finishes from the top per year.
>>67497842
Yeah like the triangle/armbar cycle sorta. Face crank seems like a really big one to me because it helps alleviate the issue of how hard it is to snake under the chin with gloves on.
>>67497938
Chinese interest in kickboxing is growing pretty big from what I've seen. Much more than interest in cagefighting. I wonder how this whole situation plays out.
>>67493245
this is the exact moment this thread went to shit
>>67498033
>billionaire sports mogul
>jacked up on the world's most spophsticated snake hormones and elephant steroids
>fuck ring girls on the side
Lorenzo must walk around feeling like a fucking God
>>67497859
That would be fucking amazing
both diaz bros mcmeme the spider and throw on the title defense of whoever wins cruz vs faber and call it a night. Atleast that 198 card is stacked enough it wont sink it
No its not, you're just a furious autist mad he's too stupid to keep up
>>67498088
she is literally barefoot in that picture
>>67498103
he will always be Frank's bitch though
>>67498146
and 5'5
also
>frank
why is the crippler bright red in this?
>>67498088
MANLETS
>>67498124
And what a pair she has, woof woof
Frank is the real alpha.
Lorenzo is an overcompensating manlet that looks like Arafat.
>>67498249
>those sicilian noses
>>67497919
none you weirdo
>>67497903
>got fucking killed by Hendo
>came back and never stopped talking shit
>got heemed by TRTitor
>came back and never stopped talking shit
>got a Mortal Kombat knee to the face
>no mouthguard
>probably concussed
>face all,nose,mouth all fucked up
>goes on to have his most offensive round
Hespect. He's fucking bulletproof in the head. Doesn't matter how bad you fuck him up he still gets back up. Reminds me of Wanderlei and Rampage. But I really want to see if Ronda has that mentality or if she's gonna go the route Gray Maynard or Bigfoot.
>>67498249
“The brothers not only work together; they work out together. Six mornings a week, at a 4,000-square-foot (370- square-meter) gym underneath the Station Casinos corporate offices 10 miles (16 kilometers) west of the Las Vegas Strip, they spend two hours lifting weights, jumping rope and hitting heavy bags.
Both are obsessed with nutrition and have a personal chef make them meals at least twice a day. Bowls of protein-rich cashews and almonds are always within their grasp. While they exercise, the brothers talk business.
If, as UFC grows, the Fertittas ever wind up disagreeing on the company’s direction, they’ve found a unique way to settle things: They had their lawyers draft a document that stipulates the brothers fight each other.”
“If we can’t resolve our differences, we’ll have three 5-minute rounds of sport jujitsu,” Lorenzo says. “It’s on a point system, so whoever gets the most points gets to vote the other guy’s share. Dana White would be the referee.”
So far, they haven’t come to blows. “Lorenzo got the best of me on that one,” Frank says of the deal. “The older I get, the better his chances.”
>>67498103
He bought the palms today he could give a fuck about the ufc
>>67498249
kind off but not really
>>67498373
In all reality he is great at taking the proper time to come back after a ko. Never jumps right back
>>67498480
kek beat me to it
>>67498182
gear 2nd
>>67498399
Oh wow. Does this mean we'll see events at the comfy Pearl at the Palms once again?
>>67493941
so thats where my pancakes went
/heem/ is better without retards
Who are some realistic options to replace Silva and Siver
BJ Penn vs Tatsuya Kawajiri/Cole Miller
Uriah Hall vs Sam Alvey, Chris Camozzi, Thales Leites
/heem/ sure is moving slow all of a sudden
>>67498500
meme or be meme'd on
Siver is out too?
>>67498437
>>67498457
I WILL ELIMINATE BABY BABA AND THEN I WILL MOVE UP AND DESTROY SEMEN PUNK
>>67498567
>Siver
Siver is out?
>>67498636
Yeah he's injured
>>67498570
i don't think reddit has quotes, you should try going there. i think you'd fit in
Camozzi is fighting Vitor Miranda at the end of the month
Why replace Siver? What happened?
Why is this Brit just posting these shitty images?
No coincidence that once people started quoting again the shitposts poured in
>>67498632
Beets past his prime but would still put up a banger
>Siver
They'll cut him after the Hamburg card
>>67498505
Yes it does. Someone asked on twitter if that meant dana was allowed to return to bet there. (he was banned for some reason) he responded with a thumbs up and tongue out emoji
>>67498636
Yep, sorry Siver, you're out
>>67498712
>he was banned for some reason
He cleaned em out at the blackjack tables and got banned, as I recall.
I too am reading Dennis Silva is out of the BJ Penn fight. Something is wrong with his stomach. He might need to get surgery. I wonder who BJ is going to fight.
>>67498750
Sounds right I knew it was something like that i just cant remember clearly.
>>67493940
in terms of my own training my highest percent subs are kata gatame/ arm triangle and rolling juji gatame are my go to.
In terms of watching as a fan and still developing are anything from 50/50 guard and leg locks
BJ Penn vs Urijah Hall at catchweight
>>67498632
if Beet can't make weight, he could always just shit in his pants and blame it on someone else
>>67493940
The d'arce choke, 100%
>>67498670
>when u finally see it
Umm, what the fuck just happened?
NEW: >>67498988
Baba is a little bitch. He's has a team of about 20 Turks with him at all times. That's why he has nuts. But without them he becomes a little bitch. Meanwhile Beets fights anyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnqFOcafDik
>>67498907
i'm mainly train in judo so my main exposure to the d'arce and brabo are through MMA, what i find interested about both those choke holds are that they're variants of kata gatame/arm triangles, in principle they're arm triangles but the knots are either upside down (brabo) or sideways (darce)
neat how BJJ evolved and adapted underlying principles and pushed techniques into new variants
>>67499008
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING THINK YOU ARE?! YOU'RE 8 POSTS EARLY YOU FUCKING GOOF. WHAT THE FUCK.
>>67499013
>Baba is a little bitch.
You wouldn't say that to his face, scared little punk.
>>67499013
a true champ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4m9i-9RksI
Give Overeem his roids back.
>>67499494
Baba could destroy him.
>>67498182
that was glow leben
>>67497919
Rory Fan is the lesser evil of these 4 awful options.
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