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bottled it lads
fucking bottled it
why can't anyone defend a set piece on this piece of shit team? why can't we stop fouling? when is LVG fucking off? how do I give martial the biggest hug in the universe?
sick of it tbph, time for more europa league footy next season
oh and no ABUs allowed
I-I just don't know what to say
KILL YOURSELF CANCEROUS FAGGOT
GET FUCKED KEK
You are the new Liverpool.
Get ready for at least 25 years without the league.
Unlucky lad, iktf of narrowly missing out on top 4
t. yid
>>67489435
>liverpool in champions league
>poonited in europa league
stuff of dreams
>>67489435
I want Upton Park to burn with every West Ham supporter inside.
West Ham might just be really lucky at set pieces. Didn't they score a game-winner off one to kick Liverpool out of the FA Cup in stoppage time?
we bottled it :(
Jose fucking when?
you can only reply to this post if your team is going to finish in the top 4.
Before everyone starts blaming Blind alone, remember that he's not a fucking CB and should not be played there.
If the FA don't retrospectively punish West Ham and give United the points there's a conspiracy
>No CL again
>Win FA cup
>Van Gaal keeps his job for another year
What a time for ABUs
seemed like we could get those points after martial goated it up.
west ham literally came up with one and only strategy, crosses from set pieces/wings, and we couldnt deal with that, horrible
>City only need a draw at Swansea because of GD
JUST
>Daley Blind
That's the worst performance from a defender I've seen since David Luiz in the 7-1 game.
>>67489488
it's already happened unless they can get >mourinho
>>67489499
pretty much /confirmed/ after that
so does the kit deal clause come into effect this year or do they have to fuck up again next year for that
ABU here.
>dont worry lads we're united we can come back
>fergie time
Kekkeroni
>>67489497
>lucky
Or maybe they're just really good at them?
>>67489550
has to be 2 seasons in a row
>>67489550
Goater pls
we wouldn't have made it out the group stage lads.
and the >le attract good players is a meme.
>JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST
Thursdsy nights, itv 4
>>67489499
LITERALLY NEVER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Martial deserves better.
So, which scenario do you prefer lads?
a) We win the FA Cup but LVG stays for another year
b) We lose to Crystal Palace and LVG gets sacked (you don't know who the new manager is)
>>67489435
ahahahhaaha
>we're getting top 4 la!
>van gaal is a legend of the game!
>martial is world class la not an overrated tap in merchant
>schweinsteiger isn't a broken old hack
>de gea is world class it's not his fault a ball hit straight at him goes in
>wayne rooney is worth 300K a week easy
>>67489435
>No one acknowledges me in real life so I post with a trip on a Polynesian partwork forum.
No idea what ABUs are doing in here. Don't they know how to read?
>they fucked it up
>against swansea
>who played their b team
>at boylin
NICE TOP 4
LEMAYO
>>67489512
real life audible keks
>>67489550
What clause?
>lose to west ham
>lose sanches to buyern
>we don't need mourinho
Hated, adored, never ignored.
>It's a United try to sign players who are a level above them Transfer Window
Muller, Neymar and Bale when lads?
This is the maddest I have been all season. Why couldnt we just lose 3-0 instead of having it then giving it away so easily?
SWANSEA PLEASE HELP US
>>67489435
>oh and no ABUs allowed
ABUs are so retarded they can't even read. Can you guys go have a /ABU/ general where you can post your ebin ManShitty memes?
>>67489635
If they miss out on CL, their kit deal gets reduced.
>>67489639
Youve never even seen him play, what the fuck do you care
>"fellaini isn't Manchester quality"
>Now their best player
Lel
>mfw swansea beat city but we draw at home to bournmeme
>>67489656
why couldn't we be out of the top 4 race earlier instead of giving us hope
thanks city for being almost as shit as us
>>67489666
the beginning of the end.
>>67489635
Cut in half if they miss cl 2 years in a row
>this is what it feels like to have no bottle
Before I join /arse/ should I be Wenger in or out?
>>67489604
Definitely the one when the dutchcuck gets sacked. If he stays I might just kill him.
>>67489550
what is the kit deal clause?
>>67489673
This will literally happen.
>>67489677
Not in half, just 25% deducted wasn't it?
>>67489655
just gotta get hummels reus gudongen griezmann boateng ronaldo first la, their all on the plane
https://twitter.com/caughtoffside/status/730145702316232704
Rekt
>>67489567
please elaborate
>>67489673
>mfw manure fags actually think swansea will beat city
>this is what they're sleeping on
I hope mou enjoys europa league football
>>67489668
I once saw him play for Porto in the champions league
>>67489680
Wenger is like LVG but he doesn't spend.
>>67489697
No it's half, at least that's what was reported when it was signed
>>67489680
kys
Daley Reminder that Van Gaal will be hear next season
I litterly have no hope for the future
>>67489685
united has the biggest ever shekel haul from a kit deal (bigger than realmad etc) but if they cuck up the CL two years in a row there is a clause which slashes the shit out of how much they get - cant remember specifically but lets say like 350 million less
>>67489639
Being a Real Madrid bandwagoner for 20 years I can only try to imagine what you guys are going through right now.
It's impossible for me to imagine watching Real Madrid have a season where they score less than 50 goals and finish 5th. I will feel for you however, brother.
>Post mourinhio's face when his side is playing europa league next season
T-theres still swansea
>>67489710
basically if united miss out on the CL for 2 seasons in a row, the adidas deal drops from £75m a year to £52.5m
>>67489753
City just needs a draw though. They can't bottle this hard.
this team is fookin shite m8
>>67489490
Just don't fuck up in the final game. Watch up for Newcastle' struggling against the abyss.
I say that as an Arsenal fan.
>>67489753
>swansea B beats both west ham and city to hand man utd CL
that would be weird
>>67489761
It will be funny to see what players they desperately throw money at in January when top 4 is in doubt again
>>67489562
We're not. We'll lose to Villa and West Ham and City will win.
How do you fuck up this badly? How does it happen? Those goals united conceded were some of the softest goals that have been scored all season. It happened at tottenham too. What the fuck is defending. Shame on city for almost losing 4th to this lot of fucbois
>>67489745
In fairness his side isn't even playing in the Europa league next year, karma and all that
>>67489753
THE
MIGHTY
SWANS
>united have only scored 46 goals in the league
>only have a goal difference of 12
Don't deserve top 4 2bh
>>67489798
United deserved to lose anyway
>West ham attempts: 22
>Man United attempts: 3
>actually believing city didnt have top 4 in the bag
How many goals do West Ham need over city for CL?
>Wet Spam could have had CL football if weren't that game against Swansea
>>67489753
We don't fucking deserve it. We would get humiliated again in the CL. I've gone to the point where I would see us get relegated just for Van Gaal to fuck off.
Literally how can you bottle it this bad. You needed this.
>>67489713
(you)
>>67489802
fucking amazing thinking about how close we were to top 4. we are absolutely shit and play some of the worst football in the league.
this team has such a knack for bottling it when it really counts. we're gonna lose the FA cup final now just watch.
>miss out on sanches
>probably going to miss out on mourinho now
>de gea not gonna stay without CL
>likely options will be either lvg staying or some shitter
>>67489826
We were never going to win at West Ham's last game at Upton Park. NEVER.
What made it worse was them turds delaying the game.
>>67489822
In fairness we've beat the big teams this season while city have been flat track bullies. I don't think they deserve it anymore
>>67489817
post more
Why do they say "bottled"? Are you saving some of your delicous tears for later?
>>67489802
To be fair you could make the same case for City, and their record against the top half of the table. They've basically gotten to where they are, by beating up relegation fodder.
Been a strange couple of seasons being a United fan,
No way "we" should have even got 5th to be honest
When big Dave leaves us in the summer i'm getting ready for mid table mediocrity
top kek
https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/4irij1/we_need_a_second_munich_disaster_clear_this_dead/
>>67489870
How would that help?
>>67489876
Non yank term for choking
We will be champions again.
>>67489797
Arsenal CL place confirmed with the MU loss
The lowest they can finish is 4th
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3582771/Naked-couple-filmed-having-sex-broad-daylight-Yorkshire-town.html. the north....
>>67489861
utd haven't had nearly as many important injuries. Plus united spent about a hundred million more than city in the summer
>>67489503
Delicious
>>67489798
United are shite defensively
Despite conceding the 2nd fewest goals in the league (before tonight at least) de Gea was LITERALLY the only reason the defensive record has been than good
Our marking is fucking terrible (i.e. all 3 goals tonight). Our defensive positioning is fucking atrocious and gets exposed regularly
>>67489894
kek
>>67489905
>Brandt
LITERALLY who?
>>67489435
>when is LVG fucking off?
Hopefully after next season
Those piece of shit on the board will literally bring in arguably our worst enemy since refs from the 70's if he leaves after this season, and I don't want to quit United but I will if that fuck gets on
>>67489897
Who said anything about it helping?
>only 46 goals in the league
fucking hell that's a shit return
>>67489905
>>67489920
good posts
>>67489929
Poor mans bellarabi
>>67489905
>mata will stay with mourinhio
>de gay will stay with europa league football
>>67489920
>Plus united spent about a hundred million more than city in the summer
Sterling - 50m
KDB - 60m
Otamendi - 35m
Delph + some shitters - 15m
yeah, no. fuck off
>>67489888
imagine if the fax machine worked
imagine if we didn't gamble on martial, or he turned out to be some overpriced pacebabby
we'd literally be around 12-15th place
>>67489920
>Plus united spent about a hundred million more than city in the summer
lmao no, city spend about £50m more than us this summer
>>67489948
Brandt has the higher ceiling desu
>>67489950
>anybody capable of paying matas wages wanting him
>>67489907
Huh. Would you look at that. Still, CL means nothing if they don't beat Spuds. I doubt Spuds will fuck up though.
>>67489963
>imagine if the fax machine worked
Navas is literally having a better season than De Gea m8. He's a lifesaver for Madrid.
Although he never wanted to come here so he might not have been as good as he is for them.
>>67489737
been drinkin, la?
>>67489894
Lel
A plane with all Manchester United A team players and a couple U21 players crash. There are only 21 survivors.
Who survives?
>>67489929
A player Bayern will poach in a few years unless we act now.
>>67489982
I didn't think they'd lose this weekend but they did....
The pressure go to them during the Chelsea match and now they can't get their heads straight
They're gonna pull the Spursiest Spurs ever
>Miss out on top 4 to local rivals
>Go out of the CL in the group stages
>Knocked out of EL by main rivals
>Have to watch main rivals win EL and qualify for the CL
We just need to lose the FA Cup final now and it has been a perfectly shit season.
If LVG keeps his job I'm off to support FC United of Manchester.
>>67489992
>He's a lifesaver for Madrid
do you think de goat has been anything other than that for united?
he LITERALLY carried this trashheap again
>>67489950
Literally nobody will want Mata and De Gay has a contract.
>>67490024
You are the new Liverpool.
>>67490027
His point is that Navas would save our ass just like De gay does.
>>67490020
I'd laugh my tits off if that happened. It'd be the most meme way to end the season. Spurs fuck it up, Arsenal become runners up.
>>67490027
Yes, but he wasn't as good as last season. He's made some mistakes that were unlike him. Navas was almost flawless
>>67489938
Oh well, you're not wrong Bergjude
Might as well post robots
Manure are beyond salvation for the near future
>>67490024
>I'm off to support FC United of Manchester
aren't they going bankrupt/financial troubles?
>Leicester can build on their squad
>Spurs are good and their players have grown another season
>City will spend trillions with Pep
>Arselol will probably be shit
>Chelsea will almost certainly be better and Roman might actually spend again
>West Ham will be ambitious in the summer
>Liverpool with a full season under Klopp
8th place awaits Man U next season
>>67490051
He's a mediocre winger
>>67490027
If Navas would play for us the way he has played for Madrid then I'd gladly take him + cash for DDG
>>67489461
How about LVG was intentionally brought to United so we would play like shit?
Notice how Moyes was sacked right after the lads finally stopped crying like children and actually did what he was telling them to do they actually did really well.
Notice how LVG makes the worst substitutions imaginable at the worst possible times despite good substitution management being a hallmark of his previous outings at other clubs.
Ffs he got rid of Chicharito, the man who wrote the book on magical substitutions and he's raping Germany like a muslim right now
>>67490075
If >we get mou i'd say top 4 is cert. Think Leicester and Tottenham will drop off due to injuries
>>67490075
>Arsenal will be shit
They will, but they'll also finish in the top four.
>>67489488
>You are the new Liverpool.
>Implying the league would ever sanction unrelenting refball in favor of United
>>67490075
Leiecester and spuds will fall off hard if they're actually in the champs league
i hate Man poo as much as anyone here, but was is everyone assuming Man City wont lose to Swansea......
>>67490096
I 100% believe United will benefit in some weird way from the Van Gaal experience, he's built a foundation but is just horribly mismanaging the players
>>67489435
Unleash the Mou.
>>67490121
city really only need a draw. as shit as they've been, they have world class game changers in aguero and de bruyne. if they're gonna win, they better just thrash them 3-0 instead of doing another QPR the daft cunts
>>67490121
They aren't, they're assuming bournmeme beat utd
>>67490135
He has the best defence in the league with shite
It's all overreactive whining
>>67489659
Can >we offer them money to beat City or is this not allowed in England either?
i feel sorry for moyes tho (s)he has never been a cunt
>>67490116
Fucking this. Refs are always to get us.
>>67490144
>United get AGUEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'd once again
>>67489543
Blind is a midfielder though
He would actually do better slamming Schweinsteiger next to Smalling
He's made such shitty signings despite blowing a quarter of a billion
>>67490153
Second best
>>67490063
I'll give them a £5 loan m8
>>67490157
thanks tsuuman
>>67490144
that qpr goal was the best thing to happen to the premiere league in a long time. Love city or hate them, that night was something else. Even Neutrals were going nuts
>>67490153
>He has the best defence in the league with shite
The best defence in the league would know how to defend set pieces with the season on the line.
>>67490153
>have De Gea in goal
>have Van Laal playing anti-football
IT'S ALL LVG
>>67490153
Shame he can't seem to build a midfield or attack for shit anymore. I get that he likes to experiment but constantly sticking a player in a position he uncomfortable in would fucking change no matter how stubborn you are
>>67490102
You mean like how top 4 was a cert with the current champions, Chelsea?
>>67490144
I hate QPR, they literally couldn't give a shit near the end of that match
>>67490121
>implying both teams won't lose
>>67490189
>zero (0) titles
LEL
Right, who fucks off this summer?
I hope: LVG, Rojo, Jones, Carrick
>>67490201
heh when simeone plays anti-football it's tactical genius
>>67490206
This is Mou in first year we're talking about though
>>67490213
MUH STARS
>>67490227
Well simeone doesn't struggle for top 4 while spending 250m does he
Mounited confirmed?
UNITED FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67489741
>mfw i had to actually look this up
>fewer goals than fucking stoke city
>>67490227
Simeone takes a small club to the CL final and league title against clubs that are 5 times richer
LVG can't get top 4 after spending trillion pounds
>>67490264
More like Maunited.
>>67489607
>we're getting top 4 la!
We should have, this match would have been simple considering almost everyone is match fit again
>van gaal is a legend of the game!
No he isn't he's only coached meme teams up until us(and if he stays another year we will officially be one as well)
>martial is world class la not an overrated tap in merchant
He is, he still needs about 3 years if work but he will be top shelf for the vast majority of his carrer
>schweinsteiger isn't a broken old hack
He isn't, first off he does what LVG tells him because he and drill that shit into their players, second LVG is a piece of shit who doesn't understand englsih football or letting players do whatever they want
>de gea is world class it's not his fault a ball hit straight at him goes in
Confirmed for never playing football or being a keeper
>wayne rooney is worth 300K a week easy
You have to be retarded to not recognize he's easily the most driven player in football despite his body being fucked all to hell
>Rojo is playing ahead of Mensah
>>67490219
Darmian, Romero
>United have scored 2 goals more than West Brom managed by Tony Pulis
This should be a crime against humanity desu famalam
>>67490271
>sell chicharito and RVP
>replace them with martial who you play on the wing anyway and rashford who's literally 18 years old
I'm not surprised
>>67490116
>Implying the league would ever sanction unrelenting refball in favor of United
Nigga U cereal?
>>67490156
Answer this you fucking indonesians
>>67490278
Since when are Atl.Madrid a small club? I've always thought they where just massive underachievers until recently
>>67490278
Hard to win when you're not in a baby league
>>67490075
Arsenal will be shit, but will get into Top 4 like they've done since 2005.
>tfw still have hope because swansea dismantled west ham 4-1 away
someone kill me already
>>67490278
Atletico are in no way a small club, they've been the 3rd or 4th biggest since forever
>>67490308
>indonesians
How dare you
Take that back
Missed the match because my internet decided to shit the bed between 8pm and 10:30pm.
Was this cunt as shit as he usually is or worse?
>>67490136
>Unleash the Mou.
Yes! The guy that had the champions in a relegation battle is exactly whom we need to turn this around.
>>67490326
since '96 famalam
>>67490153
The only reason United aren't negative GD, is due to De Gay. Their entire defence is a fucking joke and LVG would rather play Valencia at RB than a U21.
>>67489715
Dont forget the part where is coaching staff actually are worth a damn, the guys LVG brought were garbage
The Dutchman literally got rid of the best coaching staff ever assembled in football
>>67490311
CL is baby league now?
>>67490308
Where is your leaf?
Manager: Jose Mourinho
League Won
>>67490340
Tbf LVG hates him for some reason, preferring >carrick to him.
Can't wait for the Swinestiger/Rooney midfield next season.
>>67490331
>Implying we'll beat Mememouth
I was honestly expecting us to win tonight and then draw 0-0 on sunday.
>>67490227
There is no such thing as anti-football you weird little virgin.
>>67490157
It's a fat Iranian born in Iran and lived in England. He's as plastic as he comes.
>>67490326
>Arsenal will be shit, but will get into Top 4 like they've done since 2005
You mean since 96/97
>>67490340
been awful along with herrera recently. schneiderlin currently just has none of the presence he had at southampton for some reason, and herrera is fucking up too many simple things (couldn't stop fouling today either)
I think under a different manager he'll flourish. I bet mou would love him.
>>67490337
Prove you're a proper english"man" and answer it then
>>67490310
>massive underachievers
no, just always sold their best players
>Torres
>Aguero
>Falcao
>Costa
>De Gea
>Courtois
>Turan
http://www.strawpoll.me/10180112
http://www.strawpoll.me/10180112
http://www.strawpoll.me/10180112
>>67490340
ineffectual would be an understatement
>>67490371
>Mou
>playing Mata
>Marcos fucking Rojo
see, there are reasons we laughed at the amount of money you guys paid for him
I remember seeing ole.com comments jokingly comparing him to Lizarazu and Roberto Carlos when he was about to go to Man Utd
>>67490355
Sorry, I meant after their relevant title wins.
>>67490393
Of course it's not allowed you Pooroovian
Someone explain the Januzai sub.
>>67490369
>His flag looks like Canada's but it has no leaf rolfmau *laughs in asian*
>>67490372
He was given a chance at the start of the season, infact the first half of the season Carrick couldn't get a game. He has never really even had a good game for us, just always does nothing.
>>67490371
>Memeyer
>Bernardo Silva
>Matic
>Darmian
>Mata
>League Won
>>67490414
wasn't he pretty decent at the world cup? that's what I thought LVG bought him for
he really highlights how much we miss shaw right now
>>67490380
I swear this changes every week
>>67490430
You can't question the philosophy
Sure hope United don't run in to the full time plumbers in the Europa League next year.
>>67490414
United overpaid for Romero too
>>67490433
>This mad
>>67490407
wishful thinking. maybe he'll see him differently. I think Mata tracks back better now and if you put him in midfield and Mou brings over Matic from lelsea then he should fit just nicely. need someone that can move the ball though
>>67490426
But why?
Wtf I hate the FA now
>>67490371
>Mou
>4 (four) offensive players
>>67490430
It's Fifa style tactics, like when they remove a feature and bring it back a few years later as a new feature.
>L-look guys I'm promoting youth again by giving this kid 10 minutes despite benching him/sending him out on loan all season even though he was our best young player a few years ago
>>67490441
A lot of that was Sabella's management.
You have to remember, even fucking Demichelis looked good on that squad
>>67490466
Kinda. I never recall him being great in club football.
>>67490462
They will likely not qualify.
>>67490437
Smh. >carrick
>>67490452
Tonights football philosophy lesson was wing everything to Martial and stand back and let him do all the work.
>>67490371
>33 year old Ibra
>Martial on the Wing despite hi, being better centre
>Meyer leaving Shulk
>Mouys playing Mata
>Silva leaving CL football right now
>Matic possible but unlikely
>Varane leaving Madrid
>De Gea STAYING AFTER NO CL FOOTBALL
LOL
>>67490488
>Ozil
>Ronaldo
>Benzema
>Kaka
>Defensive players
>>67490371
>De Gay
>Staying after missing out on CL AGAIN
Mate, he's leaving to Madrid. They can't use the fax machine fuck up excuse again.
>>67490512
Just throw random players at it, that will solve everything.
>>67490414
>>67490219
>Rojo earns a living as a professional football player
Time to go and apply for a physio role at Manchester United, clearly they dont care how shit you are at your job.
>>67490441
>I was born here so that makes me British :^)
>>67489817
Sack LVG
Throw £100 million at Klopp to leave Livershit
Bring back Chicharito
Steal Vertonghen
Take Bale off Madrid's hands
Trade Carrick for Hoolahan(fuck Hull)
Get some spare Germans and Dutchman for sub roles
>>67490371
>implying Ibra won't end his career at PSG
>>67490497
We should stop buying Argentinian players already. Never ends well
>Heinze
Left on sour terms, demanded a transfer to Liverpool
>Tevez
Fucked off to City
>Veron
Huge flop
>Di Maria
Even bigger flop, never wanted to be here in the first place
>Rojo
Pretty fucking shit
>Romero
kek
>>67490549
>I was born in a hospital so that makes me a doctor
>>67490391
>tfw our best midfield pair is currently our worst midfield pair
>Media linking us to Neymar, Ronaldo and Bale
Inb4 Woodward spends all summer hopelessly chasing any/all of those 3 and we end up signing Mane for £50mill on deadline day
>>67490512
>>Silva leaving CL football right now
>Silva
>CL
Yeah, no.
>>67490549
british passport senpai :^)
Snuderland will win tomorrow.
Bournemouth and Swansea will win this weekend.
Cap this.
Palace will win de Cup.
>lose next match
>lose fa cup
>west ham wins
>southampton wins
>no yuros
>yfw
>>67490575
>tfw carrick/rooney - fellaini is our best midfield
>>67489920
>utd haven't had nearly as many important injuries
>14 starting XI level players out for injury this year
Kill yourself
>>67490578
Mane would unironically be a good signing for us right now.
>>67490580
Let me guess, you think that Boris Johnson is American cause he was born in New York?
>go to Redcafe
>everyone angry about how hardly any of the players are """United quality"""
>don't realise that based on the past few seasons since SAF has left, United are a team that hovers near top 4, sometimes getting it sometimes not
this is what United quality is now
>>67490578
>3 whole months of /trans/ ahead of us
All that TV money has to be spent.
Will probably see the EPL filled with the best footballers at the Euro 2016 next season.
>>67490607
They will start the FA Cup Final.
>poochester poonited
This can still get better. You still need to lose to noonecaresmouth
>>67490601
>focus on the league next year
>secure top 4
>rinse and repeat
>>67490610
This, pretty funny looking back at the outrage of missing out on Pedro and immediately getting linked to Mane. Mane's great.
>>67490578
>Biggest and most supported club in England get linked with the iggest names in football to sale papers
Par of the course. No chance we get Neymar or Bale.
>>67490607
Thanks LVG for spending 500mil and fixing our midfield
>>67490618
7-1
wait, my mistake
1-7
>>67490601
Not too thrilled at the idea of going out in the Europa League group stages anyway senpai
>>67490579
Isn't Monaco in CL?
Sanches to Bayner means Mourinho isn't coming. It's all over lads
>>67490626
>No chance we get Neymar
neymar is a whiny merc faggot who is already fancing moving to PSG for more media and money
just wave the dosh on his face and he'll go
>>67490641
we scored the same number of points you had in the whole world cup that match
ain't this funny
We've pretty much bottled the biggest games this season
>Wolfsburg away to get knocked out the CL groups
>Liverpool in the EL
>today which would have all but guaranteed top 4
And now we have the FA Cup. We're going to lose to fucking Palace aren't we.
>>67490672
Could be worse, we could lose an FA Cup final to Wigan...
>>67490664
ain't it funny how you lost 1-7 at home
>>67490644
No, they still have to beat two european teams.
Can we talk about how GOAT Martial is?
>>67490672
we will either lose on penalties or squeak by a win and LVG will keep his job. you know it's going to happen
1 game left lads.
Can the Mancs do it?
>>67490664
No, he won't. He'll get a new contract as soon as the season ends that will thankfully shut down all the speculation so we can focus on improving this dogshit team rather than chasing the biggest star available
>>67490701
it was pretty funny indeed
too bad england is so shitty that you will never leave your group to give us the same joy, let alone reach a semifinal
Zaha is going to score to win the FA cup isn't he?
>>67490135
He doesn't play United football though and the foundation he's created doesn't work in the EPL because it's built for meme leagues and lesser playstyles.
At least Moyes still made sure to have an attacking element and good rebound technique
>>67490713
wait a second ireland.....
>>67490703
yes, yes you may
wonder how annoyed he must be at the shit defending today. martial is the only reason we could have won today
>>67490727
>he's not aware of the fact that football returns home within 3 months
>>67490737
>it's built for meme leagues
Why didn't it work against Wolfsburg/CSKA/PSV then?
>>67490714
>implying he cares about helping barcelona
nigga, he WANTS to chase the biggest star possible. he wants all the spotlight to him. this season he not only got outclassed by messhit but suarez performed way better. he's upset as fuck about not being the biggest star and with ibrahimemevic leaving PSG, it's the perfect scenario for an attention seeking faggot like him. or even united seeing as your entire team is poop
>>67490729
Yes.
>>67490744
Me on the left.
>>67490751
He wasn't even fully fit.
Feck this team.
>>67490714
>shut down all the speculation
The dipshits in the press will still link him, and the dipshit fans will still believe it
>>67490157
Moyes is one of the best managers in Europe, but keep talking like you know anything despite not having a football league of your own
>>67490703
Yes, 11 goals in 30 PL appearances. The kid is special.
>>67490763
I suppose you have some credible source for that. I mean, you wouldn't just go on the internet and tell completely unfounded bullshit, right?
As I said, I'm glad he'll get a new contract so retards like you can shut up.
>>67490778
Think he's talking about the tripfag m8
I actually thought Depay was going to be better than Andros Townsend, I feel pretty stupid now.
>>67490775
>people still think nerman cares about anything but money and himself
you have no idea of how funny idiots like you believing he has any loyalty to barcelona are. he said the same thing with santos and stole a fuckton of money from them. he doesnt give a shit.
>>67490791
>I suppose you have some credible source for that
gee i dont know
how about his fucking father talking about how he's upset with not being recognized in barcelona and unfairly criticized and how he's considering the options, even saying he fancied the PSG offer with good eyes, and then nerman himself confirming to our media
but i guess you would know better than brazilians about a brazilian player reading trustworthy brittish media like The Sun
>>67490751
>yfw Arsenal buy Martial due to offering Cl football
>United become a selling club.
>>67490829
>still no source
just fuck off already
>>67490809
He could have been, if he was let play.
LVG just sucks the talent and life out of players.
He wanted Depay but then killed him.
>this west ham stadium ceremony
>their own fans delayed the match and could now miss the last train back because of it
>>67490371
>that many spics
I will literally stop paying attention to football for the rest of my life
>>67490829
>you have no idea of how funny idiots like you believing he has any loyalty to barcelona are. he said the same thing with santos and stole a fuckton of money from them. he doesnt give a shit.
you completely missed the point of my post, please learn English
>>67490857
>if he was let play
What the fuck are you on about? He was the starter until December and was consistently horrible. He was benched because he was shit, not became shit because he was benched
>>67490762
They are at the top of their leagues specifically because they don't use the same tactics as the rest of the clubs in their leagues(and spend lots more)
>>67490805
Now I feel stupid
>>67490880
I said LVG kills players. Turns them into static possession zombies.
y;know I don't give a bollocks.
They;ll finish 5th, lose the Cup and because of the Euros and Europa League qualifiers, they will be no time to change managers and sign players, go to the US and China on this shitty tour.
It's over, it's all over.
Just lie back.
Let it wash over you.
>>67490987
>They are at the top of their leagues
Wolfsburg are 8th in the Bundesliga you idiot
>>67490809
LVG hates him because he's a tightwad and apparently Depay is "too controversial" despite being in the top 10 best players to be born in the netherlands
The problem with United isn't all van Gaal, I really don't rate a lot of their squad.
>>67490987
>that flag
>this post
Wolfsburg are 8th, CSKA are 2 points ahead of the famous Rostov FC
>>67490829
Neymar is shit
Send him to the EPL
Watch him come crashing down in flames
Your meme players steal glory and money from players far more deserving just because they come from hueland
>>67491016
>Depay
>being in the top 10 best players to be born in the netherlands
HAHAHAHAHA
Fuck off, Americans never fail to make themselves look stupid.
>>67489435
You guys need THIS many bunkers?!
Wow you shits are really insecure.
I mean can't take a loss?
>>67491016
>being in the top 10 best players to be born in the netherlands
>>67491025
And a lot of their squad were bought by which manager?
>>67490987
>Wolfsburg are top of the Bayernliga
Not even americans can be this clueless.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36261750
>Manager Louis van Gaal ended Manchester United's interest in new Bayern Munich signing Renato Sanches - and remains in charge of recruitment for next season.
What did they mean by this?
>>67490880
He literally started 5 matches
Also everyone on the team plays under their ability except maybe Wazza because LVG gives them shit instructions and they have to follow them if they don't want to end up like RVP
>>67491050
yes there have genuinely been 425 bunkers pal
you lost 3 - 2 and west ham smashed your coach up, goodnight.
'"It wasn't nice, the coach got smashed up," said visiting captain Wayne Rooney, before his side's 3-2 defeat.'
>>67491061
What would be the point?
Where would play?
>>67491016
>being in the top 10 best players to be born in the netherlands
>americans
>>67491016
>being in the top 10 best players to be born in the netherlands
Holy shit that fucking delusion. I love the "foreign bandwagonner overrates all the team's players so he feels like a real fan" meme.
Depay isn't close to one of the 10 best Dutch players ever
Would it be best just to sell Depay off for as much as we can get? I mean he's never going to take Martial's left wing position is he.
>>67491061
>What did they mean by this?
Sanches realised van lel was the utd manager and thought 'fuck that. i'm off to buyern'
>>67491054
Well of course that comes back to him, but the point is whoever comes in isn't going to magically lead this lot to a title.
46 goals this season tells it all, there's no creativity in this side whatsoever. Without De Gea and Smalling they'd unironically be struggling for the top half.
>>67491061
>>Manager Louis van Gaal ended
>Tfw I got excited when I thought that sentence would say "his contract with Manchester United"
>>67491065
>He literally started 5 matches
You literally do not know what literally means. He started 12 league games and 6 CL games before the New Year
>>67491009
>>67491060
>>67491026
>Ignoring the fact that the Bundesleague is the only non meme league besides the EPL
>Implying top 10 German football isn't on par and better than almost every top 5 league otherwise
>>67491054
Woodward?
>>67491091
Martial is literally going to be the defining player of the late 10s-early 20s.
All we need to do is build a solid team around him and we will be back.
>>67490786
That's really not THAT special
Pretty sure Kevin Mirallas got that last season and that was entirely on the wing in an Everton team that were fighting relegation until 5 games to go
>>67491118
You've made yourself look an idiot mate, just stop.
>>67491131
Yes and the scouts who work for Mendes.
They're running the club with Adidas.
>>67491061
According to Portugays on here he's overrated shit.
>>67491043
>>67491052
>>67491083
>>67491086
>Thinking I meant of all time even though if that was what I was talking about I would have said of all time
>Not realizing I was talking about current players
>Being this blatantly dyslexic
Never change /sp/
>>67491137
A teenager in his first year of English football playing on the wing under Louis "possession > goals" van Gaal? It's pretty good.
17 goals in all competitions too.
>>67490713
how i wish this was legit
>>67491176
Your English is shit. If you say "being in the top 10 best players to be born in the netherlands" it implies any time period unless you specify otherwise
>>67491192
It will be next year if we don't sack LVG and steal Klopp
>>67491192
I'm sorry for joking ye.
>>67491213
Now, stop this silliness.
>>67491176
The implication is you meant ever, the fact you didn't qualify what your (still unmentioned) time frame is (which would be arbitrary at best) shows how much you're trying to DC.
>>67491176
>top 10 players to be born in the Netherlands
This implies all players, not just active players.
But even if you only meant currently then it's completely fucking irrelevant because the Dutch NT sucks. It'd be like saying "He's a top 10 Slovakian player"
>>67491176
So you're not only retarded when it comes to """soccer""", you're too stupid to even speak English.
It's thundering and lightning lads.
But neither of these words are verbs.
#LVGOUT
>>67491213
>thinking Klopp will leave
>>67491213
Klopp is overrated shit. He knows how to beat the big teams but gets dicked on by teams like Swansea. Liverpool will finish 5th at best next season.
>>67491176
>that backtracking
He's top 10 in a nation that didn't even qualify for the Euros? Face it, you fucked up
>>67491194
Not really
I would say," One of the top 10 best players to ever be born in the Netherlands"
Just in the last decade alone there have been enough amazing Dutchmen to put Depay in the high 80's
The reason you faggots thought I meant ever is because your expectations are non-existant therefore you just assume I made a blatantly retarded post.
Your own faults you can't read for shit
>>67491261
>implying Klopp wouldn't be one of your favourites to take over if he was still out of a job
No need to be bitter mate.
>west ham will miss out on CL place on goal difference even if shitty and manure lose
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>67491289
The reason we thought you meant ever was because "top 10 players to be born in the Netherlands" does nothing to specify the time period.
Also, as someone else pointed out, your post was retarded either way.
>>67491323
Should have lost 4-1 to Swansea then m8
>>67491290
You can't win titles by giving out high fives to your players
>>67491229
>Dutch NT sucks
Literally the only reasons he's currently in top ten for best Dutchman playing.
5 years ago that would be a fucking joke
>>67491261
>He knows how to beat the big teams but gets dicked on by teams like Swansea
You can only do so much with a shit team, the fact they are where they are shows how good he is. Imagine if he actually had a top shelf team to play with.
>>67491251
Throwing 100 million at a man usually does it, ask Bale
>>67491267
>Qualifying for a pissing contest negates the fact that there are tons if amazing Dutch players out there
K
>>67491290
We literally hired Moyes then LVG. How does being one of the favourites for the United job make you a top manager?
>>67491261
thats because he plays youth academy/ burned out players against small teams to compete in el, the best chance they have of getting a cl spot.
>>67491340
shouldn't* fuck
>>67491340
This.
Could have knocked both Manc clubs in the Yuropa tonight.
I'm glad it's nearly all over.
>>67491375
If you don't think Klopp is a top manager, then you're too bitter and biased to bother debating with sorry
>>67491323
Haven't you got a bus to throw bottles at m8
>>67491397
IM FOREVER THROWING BOTTLES
PISSY LAGER EVERYWHERE
>>67491389
>Almost gets Dortmund relegated
>Secures a 7th place finish with Liverpool
Clearly the best manager in the world m8
>>67491334
To be honest I said born in the Netherlands specifically because he's not Dutch and calling him as such would have been an insult to actual Dutch people.aybe I could have worded it better but again it's normal to add ever in there if that's what you mean and assuming it when it's not there is kinda silly
>>67491433
Ok, enjoy your night bud
>>67489435
cuz youre always whining about everything all the time.
>>67491433
HEY MANN HE MADE THE EUROPA LEAGUE FINAL.!!!1111!!!! HIGH FIVES WIN TROPHIES.!!!11!!!!111!!!
>>67491340
>>67491397
Don't worry la, I actually support the magnanimous [spoiler]Sutton[/spoiler] United.
>>67491467
Sutton
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>>67491433
Next you're going to say Moyes is a shit manager
Get the fuck out of here and go back to sucking Ancelotti's dick
>>67491397
Yeah m8, we just found the bottles that your lads lost tonight. Time to throw them at your bus on the way out.
>>67489604
Clearly B lad
>>67491510
>Wanting Moreno
>Being an actual United Fan
Fuck off paco
>>67491489
BOTTLED
>poonited thread
>derails to talk about liverpool
The obsession never ends
>>67491489
>We played so well despite refball, constant diving, and pulling a New England Patriots
You literally only have 3 white men in your starting XI
At 2-1 Man Utd should of parked the bus. But they'd probably bottle that too.
>>67491569
>obsession
I love how you faggots think we're always talking about you just because your club is involved
Klopp is the only reason your name is even in this thread
Now go cry about a bunch of careless bums killing eachother so you can complain to the government for gibsmedats and put an innocent man in prison
>>67491599
You can't park the bus effectively if you can't defend set piece crosses.
>>67491599
Both goals conceded after 1-2 were from set pieces. If United weren't fucking fouling all the time and if they could defend set pieces (sorely missed Fellaini for this) then United will be getting CL football next year.
>>67489497
>lucky
United had 3 shots all game long vs West Ham's 20
>>67489604
A.
Anyone but >mouyes to manage United. Anyone who actually wants >mouyes is not a United fan straight up.
That goes for you >>67489435.
Holy shit, at least >moyes didn't spend over 300 million euros to fuck up this badly.
>>67489741
The six years going out in the Round of 16 and having to deal with Barcelona winning 2 trebles were pretty fucking bad, though.
im glad we lost. will make getting rid of van laal that much more likely
>>67491722
Anyone who doesn't want Mourinho for reasons such as "he managed Chelsea" is a very dumb and simple person.
god fucking damn it i never thought i would miss fellaini, why the fuck are were there so many free kicks given away around the box with meme hams dead ball meme magic
I can see it now, city loss and a lack luster 0-0 draw to bournemouth
Genuinely think LVG's getting sacked no matter the outcome in the FA Cup. If he wins, it'll be a nice parting gift for him after what was a failure of a season. If he loses then it's another reason why he needs to go.
>>67491616
>this butthurt
nice nubs m8
>>67492087
>>96
>>67491722
it's pretty much guaranteed that at the very least he will win the premier league in just 2 seasons with united. so the question is should they take a good 2 years + a shit 3rd with mou (and a couple of shit years afterwards) or get someone else who will be able to consistently provide and with long-term thinking (pro-tip: there's no one like this available right now)
>>67491599
they'd have to go to a 5-4-1 for that to work with their defense
>>67490433
Its okay m8, just because you missed out on the NHL playoffs doesn't mean you have to take it out on us.
Fellelni is unironically your best player.
>>67489541
"this is the end of United's top four challenge" says decreasingly nervous man for the second time this year.
>>67491855
'E DON'T PLAY DA YANITED WAY M8
leave him alone ;_;
>>67489741
Pretty sure Madrid ended 5th not too long ago behind Real Zaragoza and stealing their champions league spot just because.
>>67490364
Phil Neville and co?
>>67501935
>not too long ago
Well fuck it was 99-00 but still
>>67490278
Ranieri*
>>67501879
Fergie to Spurs confirmed
Your problem is not LVG. Your problem is that never again will you have a manager the caliber of SAF because there isn't one. As much as I hated him, he was the sole reason this club was ever successful in the BPL era.
I guess you could say the fault is on him for not having prepared his departure better. But that's just the way he handled things.
>>67502922
>that bowler hat driver
Fergie wants to bring the glory days of the prewar era back
The only way Utd can escape the Europa League is to lose the last 2 games.
Will they do it, like when they threw that Sunderland game right after Moyes was sacked so hey would n't get the Europe League spot.
>>67503065
They shouldn't look down on that competition, it's been far more entertaining than the CL this year.
>>67503065
I highly doubt they'd lose the FA Cup just so they won't have to play Europa league footy.
Just do a West Ham and get knocked out early.
>>67503065
Why the fuck would you want to escape the Europa League?
>a team where Smalling is by far the best defender and Blind is 2nd best, with probably fucking Carrick 3rd best
I just...
does de gea have a clause he can leave without cl football, or is tbkitw a choker?
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY
>>67490561
Seems like whoever did the scouting for those just looked at their talent and not their mentality, for the most part
>>67504484
They signed di Maria for the laugh.
He's a top player, but LVG killed all the joy of football.
>>67504332
Shellfone
>>67504614
Will Sunderland beat Everton tonight?
>>67504640
I hope so, and I hope Newcastle go the way of Bolton
>>67503079
>I highly doubt they'd lose the FA Cup just so they won't have to play Europa league footy.
Mate, >we'll lose the FA cup because we're fucking dogshit
any get a pic of the t h i c in the tunnel before kick off?
>>67490364
That was Moyes.
>>67491176
Unless you're trolling please stop, you're making us look bad
