bottled it lads
fucking bottled it
why can't anyone defend a set piece on this piece of shit team? why can't we stop fouling? when is LVG fucking off? how do I give martial the biggest hug in the universe?
sick of it tbph, time for more europa league footy next season
oh and no ABUs allowed
I-I just don't know what to say
KILL YOURSELF CANCEROUS FAGGOT
GET FUCKED KEK
You are the new Liverpool.
Get ready for at least 25 years without the league.
Unlucky lad, iktf of narrowly missing out on top 4
t. yid
>>67489435
>liverpool in champions league
>poonited in europa league
stuff of dreams
>>67489435
I want Upton Park to burn with every West Ham supporter inside.
West Ham might just be really lucky at set pieces. Didn't they score a game-winner off one to kick Liverpool out of the FA Cup in stoppage time?
we bottled it :(
Jose fucking when?
you can only reply to this post if your team is going to finish in the top 4.
Before everyone starts blaming Blind alone, remember that he's not a fucking CB and should not be played there.
If the FA don't retrospectively punish West Ham and give United the points there's a conspiracy
>No CL again
>Win FA cup
>Van Gaal keeps his job for another year
What a time for ABUs
seemed like we could get those points after martial goated it up.
west ham literally came up with one and only strategy, crosses from set pieces/wings, and we couldnt deal with that, horrible
>City only need a draw at Swansea because of GD
JUST
>Daley Blind
That's the worst performance from a defender I've seen since David Luiz in the 7-1 game.
>>67489488
it's already happened unless they can get >mourinho
>>67489499
pretty much /confirmed/ after that
so does the kit deal clause come into effect this year or do they have to fuck up again next year for that
ABU here.
>dont worry lads we're united we can come back
>fergie time
Kekkeroni
>>67489497
>lucky
Or maybe they're just really good at them?
>>67489501
>>67489550
has to be 2 seasons in a row
>>67489550
Goater pls
we wouldn't have made it out the group stage lads.
and the >le attract good players is a meme.
>JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST
Thursdsy nights, itv 4
>>67489499
LITERALLY NEVER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Martial deserves better.
So, which scenario do you prefer lads?
a) We win the FA Cup but LVG stays for another year
b) We lose to Crystal Palace and LVG gets sacked (you don't know who the new manager is)
>>67489435
ahahahhaaha
>we're getting top 4 la!
>van gaal is a legend of the game!
>martial is world class la not an overrated tap in merchant
>schweinsteiger isn't a broken old hack
>de gea is world class it's not his fault a ball hit straight at him goes in
>wayne rooney is worth 300K a week easy
>>67489435
>No one acknowledges me in real life so I post with a trip on a Polynesian partwork forum.
No idea what ABUs are doing in here. Don't they know how to read?
>they fucked it up
>against swansea
>who played their b team
>at boylin
NICE TOP 4
LEMAYO
>>67489512
real life audible keks
>>67489550
What clause?
>lose to west ham
>lose sanches to buyern
>we don't need mourinho
Hated, adored, never ignored.
>It's a United try to sign players who are a level above them Transfer Window
Muller, Neymar and Bale when lads?
This is the maddest I have been all season. Why couldnt we just lose 3-0 instead of having it then giving it away so easily?
SWANSEA PLEASE HELP US
>>67489435
>oh and no ABUs allowed
ABUs are so retarded they can't even read. Can you guys go have a /ABU/ general where you can post your ebin ManShitty memes?
>>67489635
If they miss out on CL, their kit deal gets reduced.
>>67489639
Youve never even seen him play, what the fuck do you care
>"fellaini isn't Manchester quality"
>Now their best player
Lel
>mfw swansea beat city but we draw at home to bournmeme
>>67489656
why couldn't we be out of the top 4 race earlier instead of giving us hope
thanks city for being almost as shit as us
>>67489666
the beginning of the end.
>>67489635
Cut in half if they miss cl 2 years in a row
>this is what it feels like to have no bottle
Before I join /arse/ should I be Wenger in or out?
>>67489604
Definitely the one when the dutchcuck gets sacked. If he stays I might just kill him.
>>67489550
what is the kit deal clause?
>>67489673
This will literally happen.
>>67489677
Not in half, just 25% deducted wasn't it?
>>67489655
just gotta get hummels reus gudongen griezmann boateng ronaldo first la, their all on the plane
https://twitter.com/caughtoffside/status/730145702316232704
Rekt
>>67489567
please elaborate
>>67489673
>mfw manure fags actually think swansea will beat city
>this is what they're sleeping on
I hope mou enjoys europa league football
>>67489668
I once saw him play for Porto in the champions league
>>67489680
Wenger is like LVG but he doesn't spend.
>>67489697
No it's half, at least that's what was reported when it was signed
>>67489680
kys
Daley Reminder that Van Gaal will be hear next season
I litterly have no hope for the future
>>67489685
united has the biggest ever shekel haul from a kit deal (bigger than realmad etc) but if they cuck up the CL two years in a row there is a clause which slashes the shit out of how much they get - cant remember specifically but lets say like 350 million less
>>67489639
Being a Real Madrid bandwagoner for 20 years I can only try to imagine what you guys are going through right now.
It's impossible for me to imagine watching Real Madrid have a season where they score less than 50 goals and finish 5th. I will feel for you however, brother.
>Post mourinhio's face when his side is playing europa league next season
T-theres still swansea
>>67489710
basically if united miss out on the CL for 2 seasons in a row, the adidas deal drops from £75m a year to £52.5m
>>67489753
City just needs a draw though. They can't bottle this hard.
this team is fookin shite m8
>>67489490
Just don't fuck up in the final game. Watch up for Newcastle' struggling against the abyss.
I say that as an Arsenal fan.
>>67489753
>swansea B beats both west ham and city to hand man utd CL
that would be weird
>>67489761
It will be funny to see what players they desperately throw money at in January when top 4 is in doubt again
>>67489562
We're not. We'll lose to Villa and West Ham and City will win.
How do you fuck up this badly? How does it happen? Those goals united conceded were some of the softest goals that have been scored all season. It happened at tottenham too. What the fuck is defending. Shame on city for almost losing 4th to this lot of fucbois
>>67489745
In fairness his side isn't even playing in the Europa league next year, karma and all that
>>67489753
THE
MIGHTY
SWANS
>united have only scored 46 goals in the league
>only have a goal difference of 12
Don't deserve top 4 2bh
>>67489798
United deserved to lose anyway
>West ham attempts: 22
>Man United attempts: 3
>actually believing city didnt have top 4 in the bag
How many goals do West Ham need over city for CL?
>Wet Spam could have had CL football if weren't that game against Swansea
>>67489753
We don't fucking deserve it. We would get humiliated again in the CL. I've gone to the point where I would see us get relegated just for Van Gaal to fuck off.
Literally how can you bottle it this bad. You needed this.
>>67489713
(you)
>>67489802
fucking amazing thinking about how close we were to top 4. we are absolutely shit and play some of the worst football in the league.
this team has such a knack for bottling it when it really counts. we're gonna lose the FA cup final now just watch.
>miss out on sanches
>probably going to miss out on mourinho now
>de gea not gonna stay without CL
>likely options will be either lvg staying or some shitter
>>67489826
We were never going to win at West Ham's last game at Upton Park. NEVER.
What made it worse was them turds delaying the game.
>>67489822
In fairness we've beat the big teams this season while city have been flat track bullies. I don't think they deserve it anymore
>>67489817
post more
Why do they say "bottled"? Are you saving some of your delicous tears for later?
>>67489802
To be fair you could make the same case for City, and their record against the top half of the table. They've basically gotten to where they are, by beating up relegation fodder.
Been a strange couple of seasons being a United fan,
No way "we" should have even got 5th to be honest
When big Dave leaves us in the summer i'm getting ready for mid table mediocrity
top kek
https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/4irij1/we_need_a_second_munich_disaster_clear_this_dead/
>>67489870
How would that help?
>>67489876
Non yank term for choking
We will be champions again.
>>67489797
Arsenal CL place confirmed with the MU loss
The lowest they can finish is 4th
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3582771/Naked-couple-filmed-having-sex-broad-daylight-Yorkshire-town.html. the north....
>>67489861
utd haven't had nearly as many important injuries. Plus united spent about a hundred million more than city in the summer
>>67489503
Delicious
>>67489798
United are shite defensively
Despite conceding the 2nd fewest goals in the league (before tonight at least) de Gea was LITERALLY the only reason the defensive record has been than good
Our marking is fucking terrible (i.e. all 3 goals tonight). Our defensive positioning is fucking atrocious and gets exposed regularly
>>67489894
kek
>>67489905
>Brandt
LITERALLY who?
>>67489435
>when is LVG fucking off?
Hopefully after next season
Those piece of shit on the board will literally bring in arguably our worst enemy since refs from the 70's if he leaves after this season, and I don't want to quit United but I will if that fuck gets on
>>67489897
Who said anything about it helping?
>only 46 goals in the league
fucking hell that's a shit return
>>67489905
>>67489920
good posts
>>67489929
Poor mans bellarabi
>>67489909
Scum
>>67489905
>mata will stay with mourinhio
>de gay will stay with europa league football
>>67489920
>Plus united spent about a hundred million more than city in the summer
Sterling - 50m
KDB - 60m
Otamendi - 35m
Delph + some shitters - 15m
yeah, no. fuck off
>>67489888
imagine if the fax machine worked
imagine if we didn't gamble on martial, or he turned out to be some overpriced pacebabby
we'd literally be around 12-15th place
>>67489920
>Plus united spent about a hundred million more than city in the summer
lmao no, city spend about £50m more than us this summer
>>67489948
Brandt has the higher ceiling desu
>>67489950
>anybody capable of paying matas wages wanting him
>>67489907
Huh. Would you look at that. Still, CL means nothing if they don't beat Spuds. I doubt Spuds will fuck up though.
>>67489963
>imagine if the fax machine worked
Navas is literally having a better season than De Gea m8. He's a lifesaver for Madrid.
Although he never wanted to come here so he might not have been as good as he is for them.
>>67489737
been drinkin, la?
>>67489894
Lel
A plane with all Manchester United A team players and a couple U21 players crash. There are only 21 survivors.
Who survives?
>>67489929
A player Bayern will poach in a few years unless we act now.
>>67489982
I didn't think they'd lose this weekend but they did....
The pressure go to them during the Chelsea match and now they can't get their heads straight
They're gonna pull the Spursiest Spurs ever
>Miss out on top 4 to local rivals
>Go out of the CL in the group stages
>Knocked out of EL by main rivals
>Have to watch main rivals win EL and qualify for the CL
We just need to lose the FA Cup final now and it has been a perfectly shit season.
If LVG keeps his job I'm off to support FC United of Manchester.
>>67489992
>He's a lifesaver for Madrid
do you think de goat has been anything other than that for united?
he LITERALLY carried this trashheap again
>>67489950
Literally nobody will want Mata and De Gay has a contract.
>>67490024
You are the new Liverpool.
>>67490027
His point is that Navas would save our ass just like De gay does.
>>67490020
I'd laugh my tits off if that happened. It'd be the most meme way to end the season. Spurs fuck it up, Arsenal become runners up.
>>67490027
Yes, but he wasn't as good as last season. He's made some mistakes that were unlike him. Navas was almost flawless
>>67489938
Oh well, you're not wrong Bergjude
Might as well post robots
Manure are beyond salvation for the near future
>>67490024
>I'm off to support FC United of Manchester
aren't they going bankrupt/financial troubles?
>Leicester can build on their squad
>Spurs are good and their players have grown another season
>City will spend trillions with Pep
>Arselol will probably be shit
>Chelsea will almost certainly be better and Roman might actually spend again
>West Ham will be ambitious in the summer
>Liverpool with a full season under Klopp
8th place awaits Man U next season
>>67490051
He's a mediocre winger
>>67490027
If Navas would play for us the way he has played for Madrid then I'd gladly take him + cash for DDG
>>67489461
How about LVG was intentionally brought to United so we would play like shit?
Notice how Moyes was sacked right after the lads finally stopped crying like children and actually did what he was telling them to do they actually did really well.
Notice how LVG makes the worst substitutions imaginable at the worst possible times despite good substitution management being a hallmark of his previous outings at other clubs.
Ffs he got rid of Chicharito, the man who wrote the book on magical substitutions and he's raping Germany like a muslim right now
>>67490075
If >we get mou i'd say top 4 is cert. Think Leicester and Tottenham will drop off due to injuries
>>67490075
>Arsenal will be shit
They will, but they'll also finish in the top four.
>>67489488
>You are the new Liverpool.
>Implying the league would ever sanction unrelenting refball in favor of United
>>67490075
Leiecester and spuds will fall off hard if they're actually in the champs league
i hate Man poo as much as anyone here, but was is everyone assuming Man City wont lose to Swansea......
>>67490096
I 100% believe United will benefit in some weird way from the Van Gaal experience, he's built a foundation but is just horribly mismanaging the players
>>67489435
Unleash the Mou.
>>67490121
city really only need a draw. as shit as they've been, they have world class game changers in aguero and de bruyne. if they're gonna win, they better just thrash them 3-0 instead of doing another QPR the daft cunts
>>67490121
They aren't, they're assuming bournmeme beat utd
>>67490135
He has the best defence in the league with shite
It's all overreactive whining
>>67489659
Can >we offer them money to beat City or is this not allowed in England either?
i feel sorry for moyes tho (s)he has never been a cunt
>>67490116
Fucking this. Refs are always to get us.
>>67490144
>United get AGUEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'd once again
>>67489543
Blind is a midfielder though
He would actually do better slamming Schweinsteiger next to Smalling
He's made such shitty signings despite blowing a quarter of a billion
>>67490153
Second best
>>67490063
I'll give them a £5 loan m8
>>67490157
thanks tsuuman
>>67490157
COYS!
>>67490144
that qpr goal was the best thing to happen to the premiere league in a long time. Love city or hate them, that night was something else. Even Neutrals were going nuts
>>67490153
>He has the best defence in the league with shite
The best defence in the league would know how to defend set pieces with the season on the line.
>>67490153
>have De Gea in goal
>have Van Laal playing anti-football
IT'S ALL LVG
>>67490153
Shame he can't seem to build a midfield or attack for shit anymore. I get that he likes to experiment but constantly sticking a player in a position he uncomfortable in would fucking change no matter how stubborn you are
>>67490102
You mean like how top 4 was a cert with the current champions, Chelsea?
>>67490144
I hate QPR, they literally couldn't give a shit near the end of that match
>>67490121
>implying both teams won't lose
>>67490189
>zero (0) titles
LEL
Right, who fucks off this summer?
I hope: LVG, Rojo, Jones, Carrick
>>67490201
heh when simeone plays anti-football it's tactical genius
>>67490206
This is Mou in first year we're talking about though
>>67490213
MUH STARS
>>67490227
Well simeone doesn't struggle for top 4 while spending 250m does he
Mounited confirmed?
UNITED FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67489741
>mfw i had to actually look this up
>fewer goals than fucking stoke city
>>67490227
Simeone takes a small club to the CL final and league title against clubs that are 5 times richer
LVG can't get top 4 after spending trillion pounds
>>67490264
More like Maunited.
>>67489607
>we're getting top 4 la!
We should have, this match would have been simple considering almost everyone is match fit again
>van gaal is a legend of the game!
No he isn't he's only coached meme teams up until us(and if he stays another year we will officially be one as well)
>martial is world class la not an overrated tap in merchant
He is, he still needs about 3 years if work but he will be top shelf for the vast majority of his carrer
>schweinsteiger isn't a broken old hack
He isn't, first off he does what LVG tells him because he and drill that shit into their players, second LVG is a piece of shit who doesn't understand englsih football or letting players do whatever they want
>de gea is world class it's not his fault a ball hit straight at him goes in
Confirmed for never playing football or being a keeper
>wayne rooney is worth 300K a week easy
You have to be retarded to not recognize he's easily the most driven player in football despite his body being fucked all to hell
>Rojo is playing ahead of Mensah
>>67490219
Darmian, Romero
>United have scored 2 goals more than West Brom managed by Tony Pulis
This should be a crime against humanity desu famalam
>>67490271
>sell chicharito and RVP
>replace them with martial who you play on the wing anyway and rashford who's literally 18 years old
I'm not surprised
>>67490116
>Implying the league would ever sanction unrelenting refball in favor of United
Nigga U cereal?
>>67490156
Answer this you fucking indonesians
>>67490278
Since when are Atl.Madrid a small club? I've always thought they where just massive underachievers until recently
>>67490278
Hard to win when you're not in a baby league
>>67490075
Arsenal will be shit, but will get into Top 4 like they've done since 2005.
>tfw still have hope because swansea dismantled west ham 4-1 away
someone kill me already
>>67490278
Atletico are in no way a small club, they've been the 3rd or 4th biggest since forever
>>67490308
>indonesians
How dare you
Take that back
Missed the match because my internet decided to shit the bed between 8pm and 10:30pm.
Was this cunt as shit as he usually is or worse?
>>67490136
>Unleash the Mou.
Yes! The guy that had the champions in a relegation battle is exactly whom we need to turn this around.
>>67490326
since '96 famalam
>>67490153
The only reason United aren't negative GD, is due to De Gay. Their entire defence is a fucking joke and LVG would rather play Valencia at RB than a U21.
>>67489715
Dont forget the part where is coaching staff actually are worth a damn, the guys LVG brought were garbage
The Dutchman literally got rid of the best coaching staff ever assembled in football
>>67490311
CL is baby league now?
>>67490308
Where is your leaf?
Manager: Jose Mourinho
League Won
>>67490340
Tbf LVG hates him for some reason, preferring >carrick to him.
Can't wait for the Swinestiger/Rooney midfield next season.
>>67490331
>Implying we'll beat Mememouth
I was honestly expecting us to win tonight and then draw 0-0 on sunday.
>>67490227
There is no such thing as anti-football you weird little virgin.
>>67490157
It's a fat Iranian born in Iran and lived in England. He's as plastic as he comes.
>>67490326
>Arsenal will be shit, but will get into Top 4 like they've done since 2005
You mean since 96/97
>>67490340
been awful along with herrera recently. schneiderlin currently just has none of the presence he had at southampton for some reason, and herrera is fucking up too many simple things (couldn't stop fouling today either)
I think under a different manager he'll flourish. I bet mou would love him.
>>67490337
Prove you're a proper english"man" and answer it then
>>67490310
>massive underachievers
no, just always sold their best players
>Torres
>Aguero
>Falcao
>Costa
>De Gea
>Courtois
>Turan
http://www.strawpoll.me/10180112
http://www.strawpoll.me/10180112
http://www.strawpoll.me/10180112
>>67490340
ineffectual would be an understatement
>>67490371
>Mou
>playing Mata
>Marcos fucking Rojo
see, there are reasons we laughed at the amount of money you guys paid for him
I remember seeing ole.com comments jokingly comparing him to Lizarazu and Roberto Carlos when he was about to go to Man Utd
>>67490355
Sorry, I meant after their relevant title wins.
>>67490393
Of course it's not allowed you Pooroovian
Someone explain the Januzai sub.
>>67490369
>His flag looks like Canada's but it has no leaf rolfmau *laughs in asian*
>>67490372
He was given a chance at the start of the season, infact the first half of the season Carrick couldn't get a game. He has never really even had a good game for us, just always does nothing.
>>67490371
>Memeyer
>Bernardo Silva
>Matic
>Darmian
>Mata
>League Won
>>67490414
wasn't he pretty decent at the world cup? that's what I thought LVG bought him for
he really highlights how much we miss shaw right now
>>67490380
I swear this changes every week
>>67490430
You can't question the philosophy
Sure hope United don't run in to the full time plumbers in the Europa League next year.
>>67490414
United overpaid for Romero too
>>67490433
>This mad
>>67490407
wishful thinking. maybe he'll see him differently. I think Mata tracks back better now and if you put him in midfield and Mou brings over Matic from lelsea then he should fit just nicely. need someone that can move the ball though
>>67490426
But why?
Wtf I hate the FA now
>>67490371
>Mou
>4 (four) offensive players
>>67490430
It's Fifa style tactics, like when they remove a feature and bring it back a few years later as a new feature.
>L-look guys I'm promoting youth again by giving this kid 10 minutes despite benching him/sending him out on loan all season even though he was our best young player a few years ago
>>67490441
A lot of that was Sabella's management.
You have to remember, even fucking Demichelis looked good on that squad
>>67490466
Kinda. I never recall him being great in club football.
>>67490462
They will likely not qualify.
>>67490437
Smh. >carrick
>>67490452
Tonights football philosophy lesson was wing everything to Martial and stand back and let him do all the work.
>>67490371
>33 year old Ibra
>Martial on the Wing despite hi, being better centre
>Meyer leaving Shulk
>Mouys playing Mata
>Silva leaving CL football right now
>Matic possible but unlikely
>Varane leaving Madrid
>De Gea STAYING AFTER NO CL FOOTBALL
LOL
>>67490488
>Ozil
>Ronaldo
>Benzema
>Kaka
>Defensive players
>>67490371
>De Gay
>Staying after missing out on CL AGAIN
Mate, he's leaving to Madrid. They can't use the fax machine fuck up excuse again.
>>67490512
Just throw random players at it, that will solve everything.
>>67490414
>>67490219
>Rojo earns a living as a professional football player
Time to go and apply for a physio role at Manchester United, clearly they dont care how shit you are at your job.
>>67490441
>I was born here so that makes me British :^)
>>67489817
Sack LVG
Throw £100 million at Klopp to leave Livershit
Bring back Chicharito
Steal Vertonghen
Take Bale off Madrid's hands
Trade Carrick for Hoolahan(fuck Hull)
Get some spare Germans and Dutchman for sub roles
>>67490371
>implying Ibra won't end his career at PSG
>>67490497
We should stop buying Argentinian players already. Never ends well
>Heinze
Left on sour terms, demanded a transfer to Liverpool
>Tevez
Fucked off to City
>Veron
Huge flop
>Di Maria
Even bigger flop, never wanted to be here in the first place
>Rojo
Pretty fucking shit
>Romero
kek
>>67490549
>I was born in a hospital so that makes me a doctor
>>67490391
>tfw our best midfield pair is currently our worst midfield pair
>Media linking us to Neymar, Ronaldo and Bale
Inb4 Woodward spends all summer hopelessly chasing any/all of those 3 and we end up signing Mane for £50mill on deadline day
>>67490512
>>Silva leaving CL football right now
>Silva
>CL
Yeah, no.
>>67490549
british passport senpai :^)
Snuderland will win tomorrow.
Bournemouth and Swansea will win this weekend.
Cap this.
Palace will win de Cup.
>lose next match
>lose fa cup
>west ham wins
>southampton wins
>no yuros
>yfw
>>67490575
>tfw carrick/rooney - fellaini is our best midfield
>>67489920
>utd haven't had nearly as many important injuries
>14 starting XI level players out for injury this year
Kill yourself
>>67490578
Mane would unironically be a good signing for us right now.
>>67490580
Let me guess, you think that Boris Johnson is American cause he was born in New York?
>go to Redcafe
>everyone angry about how hardly any of the players are """United quality"""
>don't realise that based on the past few seasons since SAF has left, United are a team that hovers near top 4, sometimes getting it sometimes not
this is what United quality is now
>>67490578
>3 whole months of /trans/ ahead of us
All that TV money has to be spent.
Will probably see the EPL filled with the best footballers at the Euro 2016 next season.
>>67490607
They will start the FA Cup Final.
>poochester poonited
This can still get better. You still need to lose to noonecaresmouth
>>67490601
>focus on the league next year
>secure top 4
>rinse and repeat
>>67490610
This, pretty funny looking back at the outrage of missing out on Pedro and immediately getting linked to Mane. Mane's great.
>>67490578
>Biggest and most supported club in England get linked with the iggest names in football to sale papers
Par of the course. No chance we get Neymar or Bale.
>>67490607
Thanks LVG for spending 500mil and fixing our midfield
