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Sakho, Antonio, Reid
Martial x2
JUST
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMFG GET FUCKED POOCHESTER POONITED
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Just in time for
>de gay
hahahaha manure absolutely tragic
>>67488936
post feet you iraqi fuk
>DE GAY
>DE GAY
>this game
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when will mancs learn
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9th for europa league
>DE GAY
Fuck off United
help
e
l
p
Is De Gea the new Pepe Reina?
>MANCHESTURD POONITED
THIS IS WHY WE NEED FELLAINI
NO ONE ELSE KNOWS HOW TO DEFEND A SET PIECE
BOTTLING CUNTS
10th for Martin Tyler is shit
>De Gea
>Best keeper in the world
O I AM LAFFIN
Webm?
What a fucking game
>yfw ABUs win again
wonder what happened to the canadian with the bet
It's the hope that kills you, Manure shits.
Hope and faulty airplanes.
RIP
I
P
>the city of newton heath
M A N U R E
A
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'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''world class'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' goal keeper
>>67489023
new Casillas
Navas>De Gay
Fax>Internet
as a man u fan i kinda want to lose this so we get mourinho and messi
/lifelong/ reporting
>manure
Great game
>>67488977
Who is De gay? I don't understand this meme
IT'S MEANT TO BE!!
Who /a/BU here?
You have 10 seconds to name a more overrated player than Payet.
>>67489055
>>67489056
he is, tho
ISTANBOLEYN
Need a Martial equaliser and then a last minute winner from Mark Noble.
Would be absolutely perfect.
>australia shitposting in the epl
Top kek
Why the fuck don't players in Payet's position just fucking pass it?
>spanish goalkeeping
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>de gea is better than Kasper Schmeichel
>>67489049
>2 headers from a free kick in 6 minutes
You'd think they'd learn.
Any advice on how to clean jizz off a monitor??
>>67489059
kek, what you need is a whole new team. Especially all of your defenders are shit.
Will Real Madrid still want De Gay?
>>67489076
de gay
Based Payet, based Martial
>>67489068
David >de gay
>>67489076
Wilshere
>>67489076
Messhit
>>67489049
>best keeper in the world la
>>67489028
enjoy thurs night footy
>>67489076
Daley Blind.
Bring memphis on t b h
Only memes can save manu now
>>67489076
Martial :^)
reminder
want to cry 2bhh
>>67489057
you = cute
de gay is literally the worst GK in the PL
CALL HIM UP WOY
>>67489071
feels good man
Why didn't West ham do this in the fa cup?
ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN ISTANBOLEYN
>i rate de Goyim
>>67489095
lick it
>>67489095
tongue
guaranteed pitch invasion
>>67489105
Implying he isn't.
>>67489096
barcelina have never had a good defence
Is West Ham the best african footbal club?
>last game at the stadium after over 100 years
>no flares in the stands
Why are British fans such plastics?
>de gay is better than Schmeichel
Need an Andy goal with a Noble assist
I TRIED SO HARD
damn what a match lads, manure must get 6th place!
So will Lang Baal finally be fired now that 4th place is OGRE?
People need to get off Mata's dick. He's been fucking shit.
>>67489063
See, this is what i'm talking about. Pure unbridled pleasure.
>De Gay
PLUMBERS
Daily reminder that this is irrelevant as FA will reverse the decision due to the West Ham fans acting like cunts.
>>67489150
Health and Safety
>>67489154
AND GOT SO ERECT
Wheres the webm
>>67489159
>£40 million
>Mata
Can't wait for the pitch invasion
>>67489071
reporting in
My gf
>>67489113
Enjoy thurs night footy
>rating De Gay
>20 attempts vs 3
United are the luckiest team in the world I swear. This shit happens in every big game for them
Unironically want Manure to win, just so that Shitty and Poop are stuck in the Europa League.
>>67489140
He's a fruad just like Neuer
>>67489176
CAN I SUCK IT
van gaal just doing enough to not get sacked
feels great men
>>67489139
LVG to get punches in the face
>>67489150
They don't produce mauve flares
>>67489153
other way around
>>67489157
Woodward's wife is friends with his wife. He's never leaving United.
adnan brace lads lets do this
thanks Blind
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>>67489162
She was faking.
united conceding from nearly every set piece
>>67489063
>still posting these webms with no sound
kys
>Real Madrid will unironically still pay 50 gorillion for De Gea this summer when they already have a better goalie
>>67489181
>>67489071
Samefag
Wanted manure to win just to see poop and that Arabian shit club in the EL
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>>67489150
>not doing jf "ultra" nonce shit
>plastic
Ok m8
DON'T WORRY LADS
"NEW RONALDO" JANUZAYY IS HERE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67489150
Flares are haram.
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU
>>67489214
hopefully they got a new fax machine
If even De Gay turns shit manure really have nothing to offer at all
what happens if liverpool win the EL
who will be cucked out of the CL?
Martial please save >us
Van Laal is fired after this right? United owners can't be this dumb.
Mourinho! Good luck getting Europa League now!
Does David Sullivan have his own special screen because he is a dwarf?
>THE MIGHTY SWANS WILL DO US A FAVOR
Wow, Memphis is done at United. Fucking Januzaj is getting picked over him now.
United confirmed out of CL if they lose this?
>>67489224
nice flag comprehension
>>67489247
Nobody, can have 5 teams in now
>>67489233
don't forget to use your paper clappers, m8
mourinho would have scummed a nice 1-0 victory with 9 men on the pitch
but we chose this
just
>>67489247
Literally no one.
Lingard needs to fucking die. He's complete shite.
>>67489247
Some Scottish or Turkish club.
>>67489247
5 spots
>>67489245
I kekd
>>67489247
nobody will be cucked
for that to happen, the winner of both CL and EL need to be from the same country
that possibility ended when Shitty got kicked out of CL
>>67489247
No one, learn the fucking rules. Spain had 5 CL clubs literally this season
>>67489261
need swansea to beat city on the final day and united to beat bournemouth
>>67489249
they are american, we are too optimistic.
>>67489256
>american
>>67489249
Might as well take a chance and let Giggs be manager next season tbf
Why do you cunts want City in the CL instead of United? City have ONE WIN against the top8 this season and after the debacle last week do notnot deserve to play CL next season. Also, poop needs to be taken doen a peg.
Meanwhile United have the best record against the top5, promising youth and a top class likable manager
>manure bragged about getting memepiss over based bobby f
wew lad
Is this part of his philosophy?
>i think de gay is better than Guillermo Ochoa
>>67489190
wouldn't be a disaster, the squad is going to be turned over next year desu
>>67489261
No, but City only need a draw if United lose.
>>67489282
ta cunt
>>67489262
>>67489278
Trolled hard
>>67489261
If City lose and Utd win on sunday they're still in it.
>>67489291
>City reached CL semi final
>United failed to get out of easy group, then got BTFO in EL
>>67489261
If they lose, then they need to win their last game and City need to lose theirs.
>>67489255
>It'll be an AGUERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRO episode
>>67489291
Dutch shitposters
>>67489291
because we enjoy seeing united being the NEW liverpool
What the purpose of Rooney?
>>67489291
why would you want the underdog to lose out on CL?
So Mou to jewnited is pretty much confirmed?
Carrol's last minute foul to concede a penalty is beginning to look costly
>>67489291
manure got cucked out of the easiest group they could possibly draw
>>67489321
Dreamworks royalties
>>67489324
No.
>>67489213
I would love to add sound but then the gook wouldn't let me post them
>>67489291
enjoy thurs night football
>>67489324
Not while Ed Woodward's reign of terror continues
>>67489331
Was never a foul though. Referees have cost West Ham all season.
>4 minutes
>>67489291
no one cares about the fucking CL
>>67489356
You are autistic
Northeners get your JSA
>>67489356
shill pls go
>>jidf
>>67489314
>not a bonnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy episode
>>67489291
Everyone fucking hates Man Utd you stupid plastic cunt and dumb frogposter.
>>67489291
At least they were decent enough to get to the semis of the CL, more than poonited did
>>67489291
Better clear thursday evenings after summer lad.
holy shit get up and play, this isnt cup final
>>67489356
thank god for your webms israel
>>67489373
>man u fans
>northern
good one
>>67489368
>no one cares about the fucking CL
w-w-we d-didn't w-want to be in CL anyway!
Manure cucks on suicide watch
>>67489385
yes it is
enjoy europa faggots (thats if west ham don't steal it from you)
we will be thinking and mostly laughing at you while we are in the champions league where we belong
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Y.N.W.A
>>67489296
>name is literally MEM(e)O
>>67489406
>implying you can beat Sevilel
>>67489323
>Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Literally who?
>>67489379
why? majority of english posters here just wanna see shit football prevail
Bilic looks like that bloke who asks you for 20p at the bus station tbqh
>>67489406
>Liverpool cúck United beyond the grave
Amazing
ABU bunker >>67489435
remember, no ABUs
BANTER / CELEBRATION THREAD
>>67489409
>>67489409
>>67489409
>>67489406
utd are already confirmed to europe when we win the europa lad
Suppose it's some consolation that at least Rooney has shown some passion in this game. Something we never saw during the first part of the season.
I mean, he's been practically shit all game. But at least there's that.
that army of stewards. won't stop the invasion.
who /top4/ here?
>>67489428
>ie a proxy
silly lad
>>67489401
Its a meme league in comparison the the premier league. I couldn't care less if english teams don't do well in it.
>>67489406
I don't see this trophy
/ABU/s ALWAYS WIN!
>The city of Manchester
>>67489454
Dont fucking jinx it
>>67489425
>that flag
kek
its already in the bag amerifat
>no pitch invasion
some of you are OK
dont go near stratford tonight
>b-b-but w-we beat them in the FA-cup
>>67489454
>implying swansea won't cuck you
>>67489474
your delusion is literally 100 times worse than my flag
https://twitter.com/caughtoffside/status/730145702316232704
>mfw if manure loses the last match and southampton wins manure doesnt even go to europa
>>67489457
thats nothing compared to our 5 champions league cups son...come back when you know anything about football :)
>>67489406
>My dream of a CL Shitnited final dies for another year
Why do they always bottle it?
>these fucking """"people""""
>>67489434
where I live it's 50p lad, inflation has hit the homeless hard up north
Bilic finally cries after seeming on the verge of tears all season
I feel bad for the legit good players at Manchester United, such as Martial.
Honestly they should just use treat the EL as training matches for academy players eager to break into the first team. Or they should just field the u21s in the league and sell every player over 25.
>>67489450
lmao
I'd be pissed if I was a ManU fan too t bh
What will come in place of Upton Park?
>>67489506
>implying they care
>>67489406
>where we belong
You literally got outsung at home by a couple thousand romanian farmers last time you were in it.
SHAKE IT UP BABY
>>67489496
>THE MIGHTY SWANS WILL HELP US
>>67489535
Its being made into a mosque.
>>67489535
flats
>>67489506
FA cup winners get EL though
GUYS
IF WEST HAM BEAT STOKE 14-0
and man city lose
and man u draw or lose
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FOOTBALL
>>67489500
see if that flag was from europe id take you seriously but instead il just point and laugh from the "soccer" fan thinking his opinion isn't automatically discarded because of his bandwagoner flag
>>67489121
I don't care if you wasted money on art school just give me my damn coffee.
>>67489533
>they should just use treat the EL as training matches
they are getting kicked out anyways
>Chelsea have 48 points
Thanks for reminding me. All down to one man, Jose Mourinho
>Manure fags are actually desperate for the guy that orchestrated one of the proportionately worst seasons in any football club's history
>>67489505
kek
>>67489595
>Manure fags are actually desperate for the guy that orchestrated one of the proportionately worst seasons in any football club's history
Eden Hazard?
>>67489547
and you got raped by a bunch of part time plumbers, and then got buttfucked by liverpool in the europa league, now we have klopp while your stuck with another season of van lal
>>67489576
Palace will rape utd
Anyone got a stream that's still up?
VanNiqqa better get these hungry supporters The FA Cup, or else, he ded man.
>west ham lost their CL chances 1-4 to swansea B
>>67489640
Can't remember my team playing a bunch of plumbers when we were in europe last time back in the 70s.
Just because manure are a joke in europe doesn't make you any less of one.
>>67489658
42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7
>>67489578
he can do it la, the ultimate ubermensch
>>67489578
not unrealistic beating stoke 14-0 tbqh
>>67489647
>Evaluate De Gay
What a bloody match. Football is the best sport in the world.
>>67489533
Martial, Depay, De Gea and Rashford, the rest of the team has done a crappy work
>>67489595
Desperate my ass, I'll quit being a United Man if they sign that Portuguese cunt
I swear to God though LVG was planted there to fuck us over and I'm not talking conspiracy shit I'm talking he was put forth as an option for us because lots want us to fall even farther.
The makes has some of the most obvious decisions imaginable and he always ALWAYS makes the worst possible ones.
One thing I hate him more for though than any other Gaffer for any other team I've ever followed is that he's almost afraid to make substitutions.
Who the fuck makes it to world levelanagerial positions and doesn't know that you substitute all three of your players by the 75th minuet otherwise they have no time to make any type of real impact?
I also hate that he sits Depay out on the bench because of his personality like some kind of politician who doesn't like someone for not being PC enough. Ffs the kid had two goals in the world cup, he's better than every single young player on our team except for maybe Martial, he's been fit for over a month and he's seen no action, even though the manager is the guy who coaches him at the national level so he knows how fucking good he is!
>>67489743
>we will never see a team score double digit goals in league match in our lifetime
>>67488936
Who else fell for the triple captain Carroll meme?
I feel like crying.
>>67489781
Only if we watch spanish football
>>67489784
>tfw the guy against me on head to head captained martial
fucking kill me, day can't get any worse
>>67489784
did you commit sodoku when he missed that 1v1?
>>67489640
>and you got raped by a bunch of part time plumbers
Are you seriously knocking part time footballers? It's literally the cornerstone of English Football you cunt
>We have Klopp now
You mean literally the only thing to ever happen to your club worthy of the name legendary that didn't come by way of refball or backroom payoffs?
Klopp will lead any team to victory because he's one of the best to ever live, if you Scouse faggots manage to keep him he will leade you to the top of the table every year for the next decade because he's Jurgen fucking Klopp not because Livershit is worth a damn
>>67489750
>laughing at the third best keeper on the planet
>>67489808
kek, same here. I was laughing at him yesterday since Martial didn't play the first game and he vice-captained Lukaku.
It'll be alright though. Gomes will save 3 penalties. Moreno hat-trick. I can feel it.
>this closing "ceremony"
cringe
>I fucking fell asleep at halftime
>>67489925
I knew they were demolishing the stadium, but didn't know they were gonna do it right after the game
>>67489943
lad
Are fireworks not outlawed by the sharia council on east London?
>>67489925
Fuck off.
what is this closing ceremony?
>>67489925
was thinking the exact same thing.
bring out some """legends""" or something
>>67489833
>this butthurt yank
mein sides
warning lads
What a pathetic closing ceremony this is, what the fuck
>>67489957
keeping the people in the stadium while the machines arrive
loud music to overcome the first smashes
What the fuck is this?
Just let the cunts dig up the penalty spots and be done with it.
How does this reflect West Ham at all?
>fans singing over it
>people filming some lights on a pitch
Why do people insist on filming fucking everything on their mobile phone. You're never going to watch it, and it'll just sit on your phone until you upgrade it, then it'll be gone forever.
>>67489970
Feels more like a concert
>beat United
>have a firework display to celebrate
small time
>that's how you write a hollywood script
b-but Leicester weren't playing in this game
Who is this cunt?
Did you all enjoy that victory by 3 goals to 2 boys and girls, it was exciting wasn't it?
>huge trackpit
Why would West Ham switch to this?
All the italian teams have moved or are moving away from it because it kills intensity.
>My Way
It's a fucking stadium.
Who is this pud?
When it couldn't get any worse, here comes Ben Shepherd.
>>67489999
Some people just really like lamps.
Stop being a bigot!
>>67490004
Yeah it seems really American or something idk just a bit weird
>No pitch invasion
>HE'S READING OFF A CLIPBOARD SCRIPT
pitch invasion when
>literally the west am way
>>67490017
to be fair I have a soft spot for this song
Genuinely don't think I've seen more circlejerking over a stadium than this.
Not even Old Wembley was like this.
>>67490016
Getting rid of the track innit fäm. Dont think we're like the wops lad.
Seriously, how could the Irons lose with the King of Kings on their side?
HAHAA HE'S PUTTING ON A FAKE ACCENT
What a cringey load of complete bollocks.
>first they play a liverpool band
>then some darkie electronic
>then some yank shit
According the the highlights nearly all of West Ham's history appears to have accurred since Sky got the PL rights in 1992.
>>67490040
My Way only makes sense for a person.
>>67490046
The pitch is still small as fuck and so far away from the stadium lad.
>>67489706
my team are the most successful uk team IN europe ever.
>>67490016
They have installed seats that go over the the running track, but can also retract back for athletics.
>>67490069
>whfc sponsored by betway
>>67490050
>HAHAA HE'S PUTTING ON A FAKE ACCENT
What you talking about? He was in the Kray's gang was Ben.
>>67490054
Don't get why you hate it so much desu
It feels a bit dramatic for a Stadium, I mean, it's not like the team is dying, but as long as the fans are enjoying it it's alright
Top slag
>>67490090
>it's the West Ham Mode
Oh fucking hell, Bianca Westwood, fucking kill me now.
>>67490090
still far as fuck mate
whose this slag talking?
>>67489071
feels gud mang
This cringy misguided small-time shit is actually cheering me up a bit after the result.
This is pure cringe. Is like they are presenting a children's pantomine.
cringe
These accents are giving me cancer
>>67490090
>west ham football mode
very lonely lads
>>67489071
reporting in
this send off is endearing
shes a fine arse and definitely getting blacked tonight
All these legends like Marlon Harewood and Anton Ferdinand, what a night lads.
Bianca is about to get BLACKED
>>67490117
Feels like X Factor or something
This is what the fans came to see, an interview with Carlton Cole.
Did they actually prepare this?
embarrassed
what's your favourite thing about West Ham?
I dunno Twitter?
>>67490124
If Spurs or something have to rent the stadium they can only use it with the track
>Five men have appeared in court accused of misusing the camera on a police helicopter to film people who were naked or having sex.
waheyyy
what began as a football match
ended as an episode of Big Brother's Big Mouth
>>67490140
Where's Tevez and Mascherano?
>>67490090
the atmosphere will still be shit
>>67490140
Better a legend like Anton Ferdinand than some nobody like Geoff Hurst.
BLACK
------U
------N
------T
>>67490090
Interesting, I hope they can get intensity in there.
Is this the opening to a Blacked video? So many mumbling darkos.
>Marlon Harewood
>Carlton Cole
>Anton Ferdinand
>"club legends"
IRRELEVANT TINPOT SADCASES
I think its obvious that Sky have planned all this and not West Ham.
They can't talk to players who played before 1992 cos the PL didn't exist then!
>>67489781
Spurs came the closest with 9-1.
United 2nd with 8-2 against Arsenal
Arsenal 3rd with 7-2 against Newcastle
Highest scoring is 7-4, Portsmouth vs Reading.
>>67490185
...corporate Kane? Is that the same Kane that used to have long hair and wear a black and red mask? Haven't watched wrestling since about 2002
>>67490158
Fucking kek.
Like tonight has been unreal.
>>67490196
I've spotted Matthew Upson too so don't speak too soon
>>67490158
Hilarious and sad at the same time.
>>67490202
Yeah, same fella.
The hair was actually part of the mask desu
Why are bits so gay. This the worst celebration of all time
>tfw no biker gf
>>67490199
Well technically United came the closest, current record scoreline in the PL is United 9-0 Ipswich.
>>67490198
salty Loserpool fan detected
I bet Mable was a top, top slag back in the day.
Imagine sitting there thinking you were going to get on the pitch and maybe dig up the penalty spot.
Instead you're listening to Ben Shephard and watching Bianca Westwood awkwardly interview Marlon Harewood.
>>67490199
Man U also have a 9-0
And an 8-1
Fuck this, I'm going to watch hot tub time machine instead.
>100 years as a West Ham fan
horrible
>Belgian irons
My fucking sides.
>>67490049
BASED
Why does he care about West Ham though?
>>67490252
doesn't that violate the geneva convention
>>67490217
Mostly sad as a West Ham fan desu
>Maggie Thatcher even turned up
>Bilic
Bobby Moore hologram incoming.
>>67490243
True, but what the chances the lad was born before 1995?
>>67490246
This desu.
>>67490265
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3363173/WWE-star-Triple-H-reveals-supports-West-Ham-backs-Andy-Carroll-wrestler.html
Lifelong supporter since December.
>>67490265
he was always a hammer fan
wow this is really bad lads
>>67490294
True
Getting too old for this place desu
taxis on the pitch
wew
>>67490265
>When asked which current West Ham player has the best attributes to make it as a wrestler, Triple H selected England international Carroll.
'Maybe a player like Andy Carroll!' he said. 'He is tall, likes to play it tough with the opposition and has the right looks with the long hair. He could be interesting!'
>>67490199
Man U and Spurs have scored 9
5 different teams have scored 8 goals in a prem match
>>67490288
I'd have that over John Stones playing CB for England.
When you think this couldn't get any more embarrassing, herrrrreeeeeee come the black cabs to do a lap. Kekekekekek
>they're not even getting out of the cars
The fans have no idea who they're waving to.
Those taxis are going to ruin the pitch
>>67490198
so true look at this shit.
>black cabs
why did Sky consider this worthy of national broadcast?
>You will never be Hammer of the Year
>>67490294
>>67490307
>there has already been a league footballer born in the year 2000
Sickening
bloody congestion, even a traffic jam in a stadium
sort it out
Martin Peters has dementia, true and sad
>>67490334
West Ham media bias innit
right lads what the fuck am I watching
Feels like a fucking Olympic opening ceremony. Bit over the top.
Leicester just won the prem and the biggest thing they did was get Bocelli to sing before kick-off.
>pissed up old slags getting out of taxis
>this is what they've waited around for
>"in taxi 2"
It's not a fucking game show.
>sky sports music being played over the taxi parade
>>67490298
jej
>>67490297
>>67490314
interesting desu, didn't think he cared about Football at all. Glad he helped spur them to victory today
Literally who: the parade
>that taxi driver with his bubble water gun
Where's /lifelong/ hammer Katy Perry
can they bring out lampard for the lels?
>>67490353
I was thinking this, this is nowhere near the scale of Leicester but tuning in you'd think they won the Champions League and are now collectively retiring from Football
this is getting a bit weird now
A reminder that West Ham haven't had many great players
How many time West Ham win the league?
>Stealing gimmicks from the 2012 olympics
We want everyone to know just how small and irrelevant we've always been: The Parade
>>67490399
didn't he die?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
ARE THEY TROLLING US
I think I am the only one whos enjoying this cause its unusual and live.
Ya, I dont know most these players either but sure I young mate.
And in Taxi number we have Tony Cottee.
This is like fucking Blind Date
>>67490399
Shagging Orlando Bloom most likely.
In taxi 5, it's Russell Brand and a couple of whores!!
>>67490378
He always makes sure his boys go over desu
this is a bit bizarre
>english goalkeeping
>ROB
>FUCKING
>GREEN
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>67490423
meant for
>>67490394
>Etherington is 34 years old
When you start your celebration of club legends with Carlton Cole it's not likely to end well.
That bird is a fucking joke talking about her hair to 35000 pissed 50 year old blokes
Kek
Why do West Ham think they're in any way relevant?
>>67490439
works for both desu
>>67490090
would love to be in charge of the button that retracts the seats and make the fans constantly move in and out for mr. bilic' wild ride tbph.
>>67490439
It works for either desu
and naaah, ahht of taxi naamber foyve! Alfie Moon and Danny Dyer!
that goal is so goat
dicanios goal.. wow...
how did the taxis get through the turnstiles
Now here's a 10 minute documentary about one goal from 15 years ago. This is awful
reply this post only if your team will play any european competition in the next season
>need a win today to qualify for CL
>don't
desu that's one of the best goals in PL history
of course you were love
Is that the most overrated goal of all time?
>You now remember Marc-Vivien Foe
SIEG HEIL
Do it Paulo
Wtf this bowling ground? I thought it's called Upton Park
*sieg heils*
>>67490477
They had tickets
> stage full of literal who's
> foreigner gets the crowd going better than any of them
Wew
>not playing Uptown Funk at the last game at Uptown Park
rookie mistake
>>67490406
You have to give respect where due, they literally worked their asses off for that comeback
/pol/ on scene
Cameraman's drunk again
I love how everyone has blatantly been told to say "loyalty" as much as possible so people don't piss off when they realise how much of a mistake they've made a mistake leaving Upton Park.
Oh my god, how is Bianca Westwood employed. She should be working on a checkout in Tesco.
>>67490480
Lester
Reply to this if you'd give her a poke
>'they are eunuch'
cheeky Paulo
>>67490502
good luck mate
How come every club has the best fans in the world? How does that work?
Oh look, an actual somebody
>>67490524
Will West Ham be able to get 50k spectators week in week out?
>>67490542
mate, id poke anything that moves if it felt good.
>tfw you didn't get your own segment, they stuck you in a fucking taxi
>tfw you're not even in the taxis, you're in the stands
>tfw you're Marlon Harewood
Way over the top.
Upton Park isn't exactly a memorable ground for footballing reasons.
The fact that Leicester just won the PL had had a decent coronation, West Ham doing this is just embarrasing. Can't wait for West Ham to have a shit season, then for the Olympic Ground to become like the Etihad.
>>67490548
Need footage of the Green Street hoolies
>>67490553
sold 52,000 season ticket so yes
>>67490564
>wanting to be in a metal box as it drives around a stadium with 35k people in this humidity
Then again I guess they have air con.
been shitting water for 3 days now
>>67490480
we are champions league, dilly ding dilly dong
Poonited could actually be out of even EL
this will be glorious
>>67490564
https://twitter.com/Marcotti/status/730154535889571840
>>67490524
>>67490553
This is when we make our move into a true big time club, m8.
>>67490589
FA Cup winners get an EL spot
>teddy sheringham
Literally left for greener pastures, now look at him back begging for forgiveness
>>67490583
If that carries on much longer you're off to hospital lad
>the only west ham captain to lift a cup (I know he said fa cup) twice
>dat smalltime
>segment for a person who's not there
>waiting on applause for a person who's not there
my stream died, hope they invade the pitch
>couldn't be here tonight
Why'd you play the montage then?
>>67490553
Only for the first couple of seasons.
Simply put, West Ham aren't big enough to keep attendences like that.
>>67489077
Rare
>>67490598
>Implying Poonited will beat based Palace.
I hope Man Utd fans are waiting outside to pelt those fucking taxis.
To be honest, I think it started OK, but turning it into a series of documentaries is a bad idea. They're at a fucking football stadium, they may as well be at home in front ot the TV.
>bobby moore
finally a real legend of the sport
>Ceremony going on past the last train home
>taxis in the stadium
>poppy moore is an actual name
>silly cow didn't mention their win tonight
cringe
you also got dicked 4-1 at The Lane
>No hologram
Disappointed
bobby moore is a top lad but west ham fans go on so much about him this is just cringy
You heard it here boys, we won away games, we beat Man City.
Is this West Ham's funeral?
>West Ham fans delayed the game by pelting the Man Utd coach
>now they have to sit through this shit until midnight
>>67490684
She was talking about away wins
Even the West Ham fans looked bored singing that song for the 500th time tonight.
sakho you cunt put down that camera fuck
>>67490687
>spurs best season since fucking 10,000 BC
>still can't beat a failing arsenal
>you will never get to tell your grandkids about that time we beat Man City away
Eggman.
>>67490542
I'm gonna go bed and have a wank about her in a minute mate
>>67490694
At least half of the people there are going to miss the last train home because of it
>>67490696
>She was talking about away wins
Yes, but wft have away wins got to do with the end of Upton Park?
what's it like riding in a london taxi lads
>>67490732
She literally just said "We didn't have a bad away record either".
>>67490500
Go to bed Peru
>>67490715
meh
Beat them last season. Were the better team in both games this season.
>>67490753
Dunno, get uber everywhere now, because black cabs are thieving cunts.
>>67490754
Yes, but why? This is about fucking Upton Park! West Ham are not stopping playing away games.
>acknowledging that your club was recently run like a circus
>>67490758
Go to mosque ahmed
This club is fucking Newcastle-tier.
This is ridiculous shit.
>>67490753
well this one time I didn't have enough money for the fare...
look at our captain. that's a damn fine captain we have
This is the strangest episode of the Xtra Factor I've ever seen.
>>67490779
Currently looks like a circus
cockney rejects!
What the fuck is this
>West Ham fans visually bored
Cockney Rejects indeed
lol wtf is this
What a way to deflate the feel of that game with this ceremony.
>mum I want to go bed
AHAHAHAHA
>This closing ceremony
>The fucking state of Londonistan
Fucking hell, did the original band not turn up, and they had to drag these cunts in from the pub round the corner?
This was actually someone's idea...
What a fucking mood killer.
Guess they had to clear the place out one way or another.
They should have save the bottles for these cunts
This is some fucking cringy shit hahahahahah
i wish boleyn never closed down
then they never had to do this, fuck the olympic stadium
London was a mistake. Let's tear it up and start again
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>all these plastics ITT who don't understand this
>tfw my dad is getting a west ham season ticket next season off his mate
i swear, these fans are so fucking brain dead. why would anyone buy a season ticket to be bored for 90 mins.
>>67490869
>plastics for not liking this awful American style ceremony
kek
>>67490049
YOU SEE LOUIS
YOURE A GOOD MANAGER
HELL YOURE A DAMN GOOD MANAGER
BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS LOUIS
YOURE GOING AGAINST THE BEST MANAGER LOUIS
YOU ARENT UP AGAINST EDDIE MEME
YOU ARENT UP AGAINST ARSENE WENGER
YOU ARE FACING THE GAME
THE KING OF KINGS
AND LOUIS
YOU WILL BOW DOWN LIKE ALL THE REST
>what a fitting finale
Yeah, that band summed it up nicely, smalltime garbage.
> Joke
> West Ham
Pick two
>>67490801
To save Louis, call 0800-longball-352
The cockney rejects were always bad
>>67490885
as embarrassing as the ceremony
>ban them forever
>Put them in prison for a long time
>for throwing a can of beer at a coach
Christ shut up Sounness, just give them a slap on the wrist
>De Gay
>mfw
That could have so easily been tacky but it was brilliant.
A fitting farewell.
>>67491085
>That could have so easily been tacky but it was brilliant.
>could have
It was embarrassing and cringe inducing.
>>67491085
are you kidding me m8 it was pretty dire
>>67489781
Halal finished a match 10-2 this season
thank you based West Hamburglars
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