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>WEST
GSW:3
POR:1
OKC:2
SAS:2
>EAST
CLE:4
ATL:0
MIA:2
TOR:2
>>67486228
http://www.nba.com/2016/news/05/10/golden-state-warriors-wins-second-straight-kia-mvp-award/index.html?ls=iref:nbahpts
http://official.nba.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2016/04/2015-16-Most-Valuable-Player.pdf
http://gofirstrow.eu/watch/435673/1/watch-riesen-ludwigsburg-vs-bayern-munchen.html
NBA first round pick paul zipser playing, red #16
watch it so you can brag you saw him before your team drafted him
I can't wait until the Spurs rape the Warriors
>Dwight on TNT
>>67486310
I'm still waiting for the Spurs to rape the Thunder
>back2back DPOY
>2nd in MVP voting
Ayyy congrats to my nigga Kawhi. Dude has come a long way man
>>67486298
thanks, I'll check it out
>I rank Kawhi Leonard as being better than LeBron and Durant
Is Derozan lucky he gets to play so shit in a forgiving city like Toronto? Would any other team put up with this garbage?
>>67486343
Really? Damn that is impressive. Congrats to him. Kawhi confirmed 2017 MVP, and 3x DPOY
>>67486331
Game 1 of the WCSF?
>>67486343
Kawhi is going to blow out curryfags soon when he hits his prime
>Joe Johnson could of gone to the cavs
>he picked the miameme Heat
Well, Cavs will show him he made the wrong pick
>Kawhi is going to blow out curryfags soon when he hits his prime
Spurs fan here. Who /nervous/ here
>>67486436
Is this rare? Or have I been gone too long?
>>67486436
>could of
Delete this
BTFO
sooo everythings back to normal
/nba/ assblasted by the GOAT
Furpuck playoffs have been way better tbhfam
>>67486409
then why are they tied 2-2?
>>67486492
In other news, water is wet
>>67486503
No shit
A Warriors Thunder series would be lit as fuck
>>67486436
I remember when memeami was saying how lebron got cucked when joe didnt come to the cavs meanwhile channing frye throws up 27 points casually to win a game singlehandedly
>>67486483
Naw nigger, if my phone likes could of better than could've than thats how it be
>>67486527
So you want the Thunder to get raped by the Warriors
>>67486436
>could of
>>67486542
So you and your phone are retarded then.
>>67486382
Yeah, pretty much everyone but the top 4 teams.
I have a feeling if he was on any top team with real all stars on them he would be like this.
Both he and Lowry having these physiological problems keeping them back at the same time each years is too suspect to be coincidental.
They're both pretty young and probably haven't developed properly. They probably didn't have reliable vets with them in their rookie years to lead them the right way and teach them how to stay cool,
Like
>>67486559
autocorrect is retarded my nigger , my nigger
>kyrie is 22
Is this real? How can that be possible. Hes been playing forever
>>67486587
He's 24 retard
![220px-Danny_Green_warms_up_20090930-6130[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gt7hmDi.jpg "220px-Danny Green warms up 20090930-6130[1]")
Danny Green is underrated as fuck desu senpai
>>67486578
Take off autocorrect then. It cripples your texting. I took it off and now I text much faster, and don't rely on autocorrect to help me fix my text.
>>67486492
I don't think so, LeBron, Durant, Westbrook, Kawhi, Aldridge, Lillard, even Draymond shows how many great players are in the NBA still.
I think the problem is how much of an echo chamber sports media has become.
It's all the same shit getting repeated and regurgitated over and over.
are canadians still asshurt at wade for that anthem thing?
>>67486604
Why has his 3 point shot been so inconsistent
>>67486632
he has been great in the OKC series
>>67486630
only the media cares, its a non-story
>>67486632
>regular season
Lmaooooooo
So where's Blake getting traded to, and who in return?
>>67486607
Tbh it probably would make me sound more retarded with more grammer issues, but ill try it
>>67486657
>0 points
>>67486687
>0-3
Lmaooooooo
Tonight, Donovan will be playing Chrono Trigger while Pop will be playing The Witcher
>>67486713
What's that
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2016/may/10/stephen-curry-unanimous-nba-mvp-golden-state-warriors
>>67486689
Picture this:
Russell Westbrook
Kevin Durant
and Blake Griffin
>>67486718
Chrono Trigger is a better game
>>67486689
Picture this:
Chris Paul
Paul George
and DeAndre Jordan
>>67486773
I pictured it in my mind and threw up.
On a scale of
Literally who to don't ever talk to me or my son again,
How mad would /sp/ be if the Warriors win back to back?
>>67486792
This the Witcher sux
>>67486815
No.... i hate the clippers and love PG.... But still.... that could work...
this MVP vote just proves Lebron should never be in the goat conversation. he literally got 3rd place to a meme shooter and a player strictly known for defense. legodfags literally shook
>>67486850
platinum mad
>>67486792
How is Chrono Trigger better than the Witcher? Are you a pleb?
>>67486773
Wew lad
Add Adams and we've got a new lob city.
>>67486888
This vote proves Kobe should have never be considered GOAT as well. He wasnt even voted
>>67486657
no he has not lol i'm a huge spurs fan and danny kills me every time he dribbles the ball. i can already hear sean elliot yelling "good timing danny boy" though...
>an nba GM will give derozan a max contract
>an nba GM will fall for the Dragan Bender meme
hope it's not your team /nba/
>>67486900
Witcher 1 is mediocre as fuck man, I finished it I should know
>>67486718
Uhh, Chrono Trigger is still insanely playable nowadays.
Witcher after a while gets pretty repetitive
>>67486916
His name is clearly on the list, he was 4th.
>>67486900
It's astonishing. Witcher is nice but doesn't do anything novel or new or incredible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdKCUpQg-sU
Pop will be listening to Views from the 6ix while Donovan blasts The Chronic in the lockers
LeBron should have been #4
#3 Durant
#5 Westbrook
>yfw LeChoke chokes one for da land
Do you think Blake will like Indiana?
Pop is playing Legend of Zelda while Donovan is playing Dragon Quest
warriors win it all this year. no question.
curry gets one more and he surpasses lebron. fucking hilarious. chosen one my ass hahahahahahaha
>>67486997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GJkIjXrCn0
lebron is not making 5 straight finals if this man never got injured
/Bucks/ up in this bitch, coming for that sixth seed next year
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFOuV8dHiGO/
>>67486706
If you need it, keep predictive text, but get rid of auto replace. That way nothing is stoping you from texting but if you feel you are typing something wrong, then you can correct it with autocorrect.
Pop listens to Yung Lean and Donovan listens to Lil Ugly Mane
>>67487035
>mfw that trade would actually make a lot of sense for the pacers
too bad they don't have anything of value to trade other than paul george and that isn't happening.
Pop will be playing DOTA while Donovan is stuck playing Starcraft Brood Wars
>>67487060
>Derrick Rose dead
>Bulls make playoffs
>Derrick Rose comes back and plays the whole season
>Bulls miss playoffs
Thoughts?
two for seven. lebron is going to be two for seven in finals appearances.
Pop will be playing Zelda 2 Adventures of Link while Donovan is stuck playing Mappy Land
Pop likes vanilla ice cream while Donovan likes pistachio
Pop will be wearing boxer briefs while Donovan is still wearing cotton briefs
>>67487173
You and me both know Pop is stuck on whitey tighties.
He's old as fuck.
Pop will be getting a blowjob from a cheerleader while Donovan will be playing with his dick
I wish I could get a dollar for every irrelevant point that bill simmons makes on a basketball podcast. I would be so rich
Pop plays halo while Donovan flash-rushes long A with only dualies
Pop plays WOW while Donovan doesn't fuck with MMO garbage
>>67487199
>muh conservatives
>muh Celtics
>muh Goodell
Bill simmons is alright sometimes but God damn is he fucking preachy
>>67487199
i remember one time i was watching a show and they had a screen with every nba player and team. He wanted to trade LeBron and Chris Bosh while they were still in Miami. I don't have a link of a video but that was the dumbest thing I have ever seen and this was the first time I had ever heard of Bill Simmons.
Pop is fucking thai trannies while Donovan is smashing 16 year old white bitches
jesus these threads are worse than /hoc/
How many points are the Spurs going to win by tonight? last two digits confirm
Pop plays Tic-Tac-Toe while Donovan plays Sudoku
>>67487272
nah. something like 10 points.
>>67487238
try listening to his nfl podcast now especially in season. its talking about brady and deflate gate for 45 out of a hour podcast
>he just said klay is a top 2 or 3 two way player
am I crazy in thinking this is a retarded comment
>Ah yes, the post Spurs loss /nba/ freak out, per usual. Tons of "Spurdora btfo", and "did Pop lose this one on purpose?!" In addition to the usual sophomoric submissions by basketball troglodytes such as yourselves, your collective basketball ignorance is beyond the pale. First, I want to address the misdiagnosis of Kawhi's late game "stuggles". The peons will yell "not clutch" while sipping their third bottle of Mountain Dew for the evening, but in reality it's much more complicated for the rudimentary basketball minds to comprehend. Kawhi is the best two way player in the league, no contest, but his defensive skills exhaust his offensive ability down the stretch. I've emailed Pop and the coaching staff many times about running set plays for Kawhi down the stretch, as opposed to Iso plays. In regards to "Pop losing on purpose", I just can't fathom a man with such an esteemed and terrific track record keeping failing rotations and electing bad timeouts in close games. It's much more probable that Pop, being the philosophical basketball piety that he is, transcends wins and losses and hopes the conclusion of a game is more of a manifestation of long term success rather than superficial "win or loss". And one last fucking thing that pisses me off most with you cretins. This "x coach playing this game while Pop plays such and such game." Could you be anymore fucking childish? Basketball isn't a game to Pop or us fans, it's fucking war. A fair submission would be to equate Pop as General Patton, but these silly kid's games comparison only further differentiate the Spurs and their fans' greatness and inferior basketball franchises and their fairweather casual "fans".
Who else /rachelray/ rn watching ayesha cook
>>67487295
it's not an out of this world comment to say desu
pretty damn solid on defense
>>67487199
Oh yes another person on my shit list
>Shit talks Jabari one day
>Says the Celtics should trade for him but only thinks they should offer roleplayers
Fuck that faggot.
>>67487295
Oh god I know. I unfollowed him during that Goodell press conference on deflate gate a few years ago that's basically got him fired. Jesus christ he's a whiny fag man
>>67487272
Pop listens to K-Pop and Donovan listens to Vaporwave
>>67487306
damn rachel put on hella weight
hourly reminder that memechucking is ruining this sport
Does anyone here actually think the Thunders can beat the Spurs in a series?
Pop is a MUCH smarter coach than Donovan. And the personnel the Spurs have aren't complete morons unlike KD/RW
The best part is that KD is playing hard because he's trying out for the Spurs.
>>67487349
>KD is playing hard because he's trying out for the Spurs.
i don't think kevin durant needs to convince anyone desu
>>67487307
sad to see the Nets fall so far. I lived in NJ from '00-'04 and seeing that kidd/kittles/jefferson/collins/martin team reach two finals and play was fun as hell
>>67487347
they're not easy to make. you have people contesting your shit all the time.
you have to practice so much to be able to do it.
Thoughts?
>>67487386
there's a reason why he started passing so much.
That's a Spurs trademark
>>67487347
what's better for the sport oh wise one?
Spurdoras are high on paint while Thunder fans are just waiting for the game to start so they can see what happens and not be a massive try hard gloating before the game even starts.
And you wonder when people don't like you.
>>67487333
Was she ever thin? I'm more a fan of Gianna De Laurentis
>>67487426
I know you're not old enough to have seen Jordan or Magic play, but basically that
>>67487426
Shitty no-skill chuckers who can't hit shit hero ballers like LeBum
>>67487433
>what is falseflagging
>>67487349
>>67487386
When is KD gonna leave Kobe Jr. (Westbrook) and join a team that will actually appreciate him and utilize him.
>Mills/Parker/Miller
>Leonard/Green/Ginobili/Martin
>Durant/Leonard/
>Aldridge/Diaw/Duncan/West
>Bonner/Diaw/Duncan
>>67487433
This series is basically a practice series for the Spurs. You honestly think that the Spurs are playing to their full potential right now?
>>67487424
>Spurs invented passing
This is the worst spurdora comment I've seen.
Good job.
>>67487444
she was always a little bit overweight but not so ham like right now
GUYS GUYS
WHAT IF WE MADE DUNKS WORTH THREE POINTS TOO
>>67487465
these spurs 16/17 depth charts are triggering me so hard
>>67487456
When has lebron ever heroballed where it wasnt necessary? Do you curryfags even know why lebron is considered elite?
>>67487510
Its just me being lazy, sorry bud. It's just to get the idea across
>>67487513
>When has lebron ever heroballed where it wasnt necessary?
The entire Finals last year. Curry would hit a 3 and LeGorilla would go and chuck some brick, over and over. Shot his team out of the series.
>Do you curryfags even know why lebron is considered elite?
The media and teenagers and size queens like yourself.
The spursfag are the best because the amount of keks i get from their delusions
>>67487510
If Kara to let go of himself for the chance to win a ship there's no way Spurs tell him no. He's probably seeing the way Aldridge has been playing with them and realizing maybe playing with the Spurs as a superstar ain't so bad
>>67487113
he's an average player now that his athleticism is mostly gone. He could make a decent 6th man if he works on his jumper a bunch but with his shit work ethic that probably won't happen.
I'm curious what his next contract will be.
Niggas seriously fucking chill, game doesn't even start for 4 hours and you're proving why you're the worst fanbase with the most cringe comments.
>>67487113
Noah out most of the year, butler took a fall off a cliff after the injury. the coach kept favoring the rookies over noah and taj. they trade captain kirk front office killed them with this coaching hire
>>67487576
What ""delusions"" are you speaking of?
They had a 67 win season without even trying to win every single game, unlike the Warriors.
Look at how polished they have been in the postseason, raping the Grizz in 4, and should be 3-1 against the Thunder
>>67487566
>finals last year
Lebron was the only scorer in the game besides fucking james jones. Can you blame him? Nevermind you're a shitposting underage asian
>the (not) OK le homo SHITTY Blunder
>inb4 "Pop planned to get swept by the Warriors it's all part of his game"
>>67487446
>see Magic play
unless you were born before 1970 I hope you're enjoying those YouTube highlights.
hell. even for jordan if you weren't born before 1980 (and that's being super lenient) you couldn't appreciate jordan to the extent of what he actually accomplished.
but keep living in the past for an era you weren't old enough to actually experience and were probably shitting your diapers for the greater part of.
>>67487545
>Durant/Leonard
>Bonner/Diaw/Duncan
come on bro
and the whole chart is nowhere near feasible salary cap-wise too
adding durant would mean blowing the team up. i don't remember the details but it'd mean trading three out of four from parker, green, mills, and diaw, i think. i really don't wanna do that. call me a fag but i think chemistry is still an important intangible.
that said,
>parker/mills
>green/hanga/simmons
>leonard/anderson
>aldridge/diaw/bertans
>horford/marjanovic
wouldn't complain, other than mourning the absence of ginobili and duncan
Chances of Thunder taking a game from the spurs home court again?
I'm tired of seeing Westbrook go try hard mode. He starts zooming around the court and misses damn near all of the shots he takes. Kevin is just standing there waiting a pass to him because he can actually make shots
>>67487614
Because he alienates his teammates and they don't want to play for him. He's a shit tier player, makes his teammates worse, and it's why they will be losing in the Finals again.
It's not really his fault, he's just below-average intelligence, never had a father figure, and was raised by a crackhead mother and sycophants and parasites his whole life, and surrounds himself by his moron ''best friends'' who are all out for themselves and their bank accounts.
>>67487671
Cowherd pls u forget yr tinfoil hat
>>67487671
Sounds like you're describing yourself there desu
>>67487720
LeBron james here, ask me anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KcemcqNwWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5XnDyEjBVE
>>67487697
Not him but Cowherd's entertaining desu
Did you guys all just come back from a churro festival?
Smells like chili powder and shit in here.
>>67487667
0% pop will have the boys ready to play like this is a game 7. now this is when coaching experience will come into play. after 4 games under each team that's more than enough film to study to see all the sets the other team is running.
>>67487749
Do you like our memes
>>67487760
>women
>>67487749
Who's your favorite poster in this general
>>67487766
He's entertaining but he talked shit about my favorite current player so I have to hate him
>>67487770
we aren't California. Texas isn't full of Mexicans
>>67487760
>fake tits
>the voice
>>67487776
I'm a big fan of myself, yes.
>>67487749
do you regret losing Mike Miller in your roster?
I'm setting Stephanie up with a profile on a lesbian dating site. I'm using pic related as the profile pic and I need to fill out a 100-1000 character description to get it started. I'll post results here.
Any suggestions for her description?
>>67487789
>Texas isn't full of Mexicans
>>67487784
Germany is good, Israel is good for the first half but then I get sick of him.
>>67487664
The chemistry would be great with durant. It was Aldridge's first year and he fit in there like a glove. The spurs big 3 are all gonna retire soon, which could potentially free up cap space. There's almost the 20 million a year KD could get.
I just never realized how young Tony Parker is still. Only 33
>also danny green with 10 million a year, too much
anyone listened to that bill simmons/keith olbermann podcast? passive aggressiveness to the max, pretty funny
>>67487838
first half?
>>67487789
Lol
>>67487838
There's like 3 German posters, Mr. Lebron
>>67487833
He that white boy? We got a new white boy now so it's ok
>>67487837
>>67487879
>>67487891
>>67487895
Have you ever been to Texas? most of the Hispanics are only Mexican by heritage only. They're mostly White
>>67487884
Coach Blatt how you doing I swear nobody discussed it with me
>>67487784
Dude he shit talks Milwaukee every show but I don't hate him, he's entertaining and good shit to listen to while working out
>>67487789
>Implying
>>67487916
Meanwhile in california they wave the mexican flag and violently attack peaceful trump rallies
>>67487891
Most Texans have more in common with the average Tejano than they do with some wimpy Canadian who allows ISIS to settle in their country
>>67487916
My brothers gf is a Mexican adopted by whites
But guess fucking what she's fucking Mexican you chicano
>>67487916
>They're mostly White
>>67487916
Texas native. Can confirm. Although if you go towards that poor neighborhoods they are more true Mexicans. Rich ones are whiter. In San Antonio though there is a lot of California based companies and people starting to take over
>>67487760
Her voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard.
>>67487944
stay safe amigo http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/weather/article/Tennis-ball-sized-hail-could-be-headed-for-San-7437083.php
>>67487965
Nice samefag CHICANO
>>67487926
g-good mr. james
>>67487988
Don't know you're talking about
CHI
CA
>>67487974
Sure thing
http://www.snopes.com/isis-fort-mcmurray-fire/
>>67487895
probably Knicks fan aka not the Janny aka Dissertation man
>>67487949
didn't you say she was polish or something?
>>67487835
Oh shit. Results could be good. Keep us posted pham
>>67487671
>lebron
>makes his teammates worse
nickyoungface.jpg
hope you trolling, family
>>67487938
My dude have you heard the shit hes said about wall? It's moronic. He said he'd be a bust after he danced before his first game. He said he'd never be a leader because he never had a strong father figure in his life. It's just so fucking stupid bullshit trying to hate for whatever reason
I hate the warriors fanbase than the actual warriors. Fucking disgusting spics and asian midgets.
>wake up
>Curry wins MVP of the universe back to back
>Legod gets a 3 place ribbon
>/nba/ is running around with it's hair on fire
>gowiz, 7kt and ocd are all on depression meds and in therapy
>/nba/ got it wrong again
i literally living the dream in the greatest time to be alive
"I'm Back"
>>67487664
I just want KD on the spurs more than anything. It would make me happy to see him win a couple championships
>>67488021
>isis
kek
>>67487835
>enjoys salsa dancing
What mental gymnastics are Spurs haters going to come up with today?
conley/parker/mills
leonard/simmons
durant/anderson
LMA/diaw/bonner
marjanovic/horford
man you kno its all about getting one for da land
>>67488046
I'll be honest I only heard the recent shit where Bill Simmons made him apologize. I do think the hype for Wall coming out was absurd though. There's a lot of reasons to hate the Wiz (no offense) but Wall's not of em, my point is he shit talks everyone including Milwaukee and I don't pay it any mind, you know better than they do and that's all that matters
Milwaukee gets shit on by the sports media in general though so
>200 posts 40 posters
Nice sport you have here
>>67487846
oh i'm sure he would, durant is a good guy. but throwing three of the spurs' key players and established locker room personalities out for him isn't something that'd sit too well with me. i am a sentimental turd but man i'm just not comfortable with it.
then again i wasn't happy with seeing joseph, belinelli, splitter, and baynes walk either. it worked out in the end, so dunno. buford is the best GM in the league, he'll do the right thing i guess.
>>67488077
it's not like i hate KD or anything, i'd love to have him, but not at all prices. three current max player contracts aren't leaving much for team building.
>mfw /nba/ has to apologize to Curry for being dicks and hoping for an injury
>>67488051
...but I'm clean and white and of average height and they're the closest team to my hometown...
Also, I went 1 for 1 from the free throw line at Oracle Arena when I was 12 years old. They should sign me
I can't wait for Durant to take a shit down Kawhi's throat again
>Playoffs are in full swing, everyone's busy talking about it
>Meanwhile Rose is being accused of rape and sued but he's BTFO out of her with a legal statement that's from 4chan's wet dream
http://www.totalprosports.com/2016/05/08/derrick-rose-wants-his-rape-accusers-identity-revealed-to-the-public/
“Rose claimed that the woman was only upset with him due to her not being reimbursed for sex toys used during the night in question. He said that once he started ignoring her texts … she became even angrier with him. Rose demanded the entire suit be thrown out and the woman not be awarded a dime.
The lawsuit is currently in the discovery phase with both sides exchanging documents and taking depositions of the parties involved. Interesting to note … Rose recently demanded the accuser hand over all condoms she kept from the night in question … which she agreed to turn over since she kept the used condoms.
Rose headed back to court and blasted the woman’s attempt to remain anonymous in the legal battle. He explains that they shared a long-term intimate relationship spanning several years that included sexual intimacy.
He states, “This is not a rape case. It’s pure and simple extortion by a plaintiff who does not want to be deposed on her own exculpatory texts because every lay witness in the case will shred Plaintiff’s story.”
>>67488071
TMI: the post
>>67488283
seattle deserves the thunder
>>67488299
Rose is demanding the court compel the woman to abandon her incomplete and selective attempt to continue on with this suit under Jane Doe. He says she is a thirty year old adult and cannot continue to have the best of both worlds – using a pseudonym when she wants and referring to herself by her given name whenever the mood strikes in order to allow access to select third party witnesses and prevent Mr. Rose and the other defendants from building a defense.
Further, he explains she has shown no evidence that she experienced fear, harassment, shame, humiliation or embarrassment and instead has made unsupported attacks against him and his team
He points out that the woman is publicly portraying herself as sexual and even her Instagram posts include photos that are sexual in nature. Further, she is dressed in provocative attire and poses in sexually suggestive poses … and even had photos indicating she engages in sexually-charged encounters with more than one man at a time.”
>>67488308
Oh well someone asked I just thought they wanted answers
http://hoopshype.com/2016/05/03/nba-free-agency-2016-the-top-players/
how much will these players get paid, and where:
>derozan
>howard
>beal
>barnes
>parsons
>rondo
>jefferson
>anderson
>>67488318
>SHITATTLE
>DESERVING ANYTHING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67486632
>>67486657
>>67486934
There was an interview in which he basically admitted that since pop changed the system to be most post ups and sets for kawaii, that his three point shot isn't as good anymore
Warrior fan here: I hope Lillard never fucking shows his face in Oakland again. His family are all marked.
Get the fuck out of the Bay
>>67488331
>mfw the Lakers sign all those players
We did it Lakers bros
r b l
>>67487607
5 rings puto
>>67488416
What the fuck am I looking at.
>>67488458
1 of 2 players better than Lebron at basketball
>Warriors are comfortably winning
>Curry injured
>Warriors lose
>Curry is questionable but he's back
>Warriors are comfortably winning
>Curry injured
>Warriors still winning
>Curry's return is delayed
>Warriors lose
>Curry is listed as questionable and will play 25 minutes tops
>Curry is back
>Warriors struggle in game
>Curry plays a lot
What are the odds?
>>67488346
Seriously? What the fuck pop
>>67488410
If you ask me this in the morning I might actually respond
>>67486850
I would enjoy the tears.
I'd screencap every little shits post.
This "Fuck Curry" meme needs to end here on /sp/ because it's literally no where else but here.
>>67488558
>it needs to end because i dont like it
Didnt work when I fucked your mom either
>>67488508
Cna you really blame him? When your best players are best at posting up and midrange jumpers, and driving, the three point shot becomes a backup.
>>67488617
yeah. three point shots are primarily there to help you stay in the team, not for offense.
>>67488350
Implying it matters what the Blazers do at this point
>>67488657
my dad is black
>>67488558
Does everyone on sp hate curry?
>>67488678
stay in the game*
>>67488686
Explains why his mom didn't like fucking you
Also his mom has a cock, and you like it.
>>67488686
He gave me an ahegao face as I was ramming him bae ;^3
>>67488710
He's more well-liked than most players in the NBA, it's just that the vocal minority has to dredge the depths of trollish statements to say anything bad about him. It's really just angry little edgelords who hate him because he's both GOAT and massively popular.
LOL How many games will it take for the Spurs to eliminate the Warriors in the WCF?
>>67488710
No. But I dint really have a team. I mostly just like watching basketball, and then analyzing stats.
Sweep in 6
>>67488844
None since the Thunder are going to eliminate the Spurs and then lose in 4 to the Warriors.
>STEPHEN A. SMITH VOTED FOR CARMELO ANTHONY OVER LEBRON
>when interviewed about Steph Curry winning the MVP award he mentions "no one wants to be that fool who would make that mistake"
>>67488710
Sp hates anyone more successful then their team
What will all the Lebron haters do when the Cavs sweep the playoffs and he wins one for the Land
>>67488910
Begrudgingly respect the utter audacity of that nigger.
>>67488910
Let him fuck my wife Ayeesha
>>67488874
>Thunder
>beating Spurs
LOL
>>67488887
I'm quite sure that it wasn't Stephen A Smith, he's the biggest Lebron dicksucker there is
Casey is playing jenga while spo is playing connect 4
>>67489143
After Brian Windhorst, who sucks every last bit of Piss and cum that comes from LeBron
>>67489089
Are you new? You come off awfully new. You must be new.
How's your first NBA season?
>>67489236
How does that make me new? The Spurs are so much better than the Thunder it isnt even funny
James harden is fucking garbage and is killing basketball.
>I don't recognize any of your 30+ point games because you shot 15 freethrows.
>flopping piece of shit
>horrible defense
>general lack of interest of playing and of his team
He'll never win a ring
I hope he gets injured and can't play ever again. I truly mean it.
The odds of the Thunder beating the Spurs again on their home court is very unlikely
>>67489287
I don't know if you have amnesia but the series is currently tied 2-2
It's as if you've never watched a single one of the games and you're just shitposting.
>>67489287
The Spurs have been losing to inferior teams for 20 years, bro. They've never once repeated as Champions.
>>67489311
Just like the odds of them beating them after that first game was unlikely. Just like them beating them after that third game was unlikely.
Just like you think any win is unlikely.
>>67489363
Game 2 was PURE REFBALL
Game 4, yeah it took a career game from KD to even it up
>>67489370
This is the best Spurs team of all time. I doubt they will let a 67 win team go to waste
>The odds of the Thunder beating the Spurs again on their home court is very unlikely
>>67489399
You're so dumb it's not even funny.
>>67489396
>>67489407
There is a reason they had the best home court record.
![lebron-2003-dribble-vert-rhjpg-d18520374791b708[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u4NWlgg.jpg "lebron-2003-dribble-vert-rhjpg-d18520374791b708[1]")
>>67489286
lebron looks way cuter without a beard
>I post fedora pics cause of my insecurities and lack of knowledge to debate
>>67489442
The reason is that GSW had Bogut, Ezeli and Iggy injured
GUYS TURN ON ESPN
>>67489286
Trying too hard desu
>>67489480
>I don't even post things worth discussing because it's such an obvious and pathetic attempt at trolling it's worth nothing but a fedora picture mocking me
Fuck off spurdora
http://deadspin.com/5943994/stephen-a-smith-thought-an-article-about-him-in-the-onion-was-real
>>67489579
haha, never saw that before
sweet
>Warriors champions again
>Another democrat president being elected
>Persona 5
What a year to be alive fa m
![oakland-mayor-libby-schaaf-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ov06h6N.jpg "oakland-mayor-libby-schaaf-1[1]")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAhtIwaDnGY
wew lad
>>67489684
Hes a handsome guy
>>67489720
For you.
>>67489690
So the world is doomed then?
>>67489690
>He's a shillary supporter
Ewww you don't deserve to be a warriors fan
>>67489399
Kek, you mean the ending that started with two Turds fouls that weren't called?
>>67489690
Warriors fans are hilary liberal 3rd world niggers no surprise here
OH FUCK NASH JUST WON HIS 3RD MVP
>>67489746
No, the world is better than ever.
>>67489690
>warrior fan
>hillary liberal faggot
>weeb
>a huehuehue nigger
Pls just die.
>>67489807
No its not. Go die in a ditch hue hue
>>67489690
The warriors fanbase ladies and gentlement
>>67489690
Warriors fan here. Please off yourself immediately. You are what is wrong with this world
>>67489760
>>67489779
I'd prefer Bernie, but oh well
QUIT PRAISING HIM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO ONE HATES HIM???
FUCK THIS DANCING FAGGOT AND HIS MEME SHOTS FUCK
AAAAHHHHHHH
>>67489864
He's a socialist nigga
Thoughts?
can our spurs do it?
>>67489883
social democrat ≠ socialist
>>67489900
He was right. He just didn't realize he was the manlet guard who needed to be traded and not Steph.
>>67489930
Yes. They're at home.
>>67489951
riiiight
I'm just here for Adams 2bh
>>67489690
The Golden State Queer everyone
>>67490081
He's pretty good. Especially for only his 3rd year.
>>67489951
>≠
how do you type this in?
How frustrating is it watch your team play against curry and the warriors? How much fear does he put in your heart /sp/?
>>67490167
http://math.typeit.org/
>>67487610
>Should be 3-1.
I hope you're not referring to the Ginobli shove, because the Thunder should have shot free throws after Ginobli crossed the line while defending the inbound ball.
>>67490272
None.
OKC v GSW >> SAS v GSW
Sorry, but it's true.
>>67490289
great, thanks Brazil. Now am I using it right?
Brazil = 7-1
rest of world ≠ 7-1
>>67490315
KAT is going to own the league in 3 years. That team is going to be scary
>>67490291
And this foul by Green
And Kawhi holding Westbrook's jersey
>>67489286
>Dwayne Wade is in both magazines
He is a top 3 shooting guard of all time no argument
>>67490343
>The Timberwolves beat the Warriors, Thunder, and Clippers on the road
Some Spurs fans here are ok to talk to. A couple days ago there was like 2 of them in here that weren't spewing random delusional garbage. Im almost positive most of the Spurs fans here are falseflagging and a couple of them are doing it unironically.
The worst faggot of them all is that Milanafag who spams "5 rings bitch" and posts retarded all-star lineups and actually believes the salary cap lets them sign everyone. Literally voted as the worst faglord by real Spurs fans a coulle days ago. I wouldnt want to be him. Insufferable bitch.
>>67490367
>1. Jordan
>2. West
>3. Wade
who should be 4 - 10 brehs?
>>67489467
>he was 18 in this picture
how the fuck lads
>>67490328
yes anon, that's the right way to use it
>>67490328
yeah, but now we are winning
>>67490415
Years of African slave breeding
>>67490427
>we
>>67490411
Fuck Wade.
>I rank dwyane wade
who /BAAANG/ here
>Joakim Noah is slated to become an unrestricted free agent this summer, but the Chicago Bulls are reportedly intent on keeping the veteran big man.
-Bleacher Report
feels good
>>67490457
Warriors have two brazilians and zero canadians, are you jealous?
>>67490398
Just keep hating the truth bitch, 5 fucking rings.
Conley/durant/LMA/Kawhi will shit on the league
>>67490388
How would you feel if the Wolves traded the first round pick for ibaka?
>>67490496
How about the fact they're getting rid of mr. exploding knees?
>>67490427
is he ever gonna star shit with someone his own size? better question, will he get any more minutes this post-season?
1. Magic
2. Oscar
3. Stockton
4. Thomas
5. Cousy
1. Jordan
2. Kobe
3. Wade
4. West
5. Iverson
1. LeBron
2. Bird
3. Erving
4. Pippen
5. Baylor
1. Duncan
2. Malone
3. Dirk
4. Garnett
5. Barkley
1. Kareem
2. Wilt
3. Hakeem
4. Russell
5. Shaq
>>67490557
switch Dirk and Barkley
>>67490498
Diaw seems like a good guy. Varejao is an embarrassment to your country though. I wouldn't claim him as one of yours is I were you.
>>67490531
It feels good and bad . I like D-Rose as a person and want him to play like an MVP again but that seems impossible at this point
>>67490557
>1. Duncan
I have a hard time considering him a center. put him in Malones spot and move Shaq up to the 4th team
>>67490633
... diaw is french
>>67490675
Diaw is Filipino you dumbass
>>67490675
>>67490685
i was wrong, canada was wrong, Germany is right
>Boris Babacar Diaw-Riffiod, better known as Boris Diaw, is a French professional basketball player for the San Antonio Spurs of the National Basketball Association. Diaw played in the French League before joining the NBA. He plays mostly at power forward and is listed at 6 ft 8 in and 250 lbs.
can't distract myself with work anymore
who /nervous/ here
>>67490721
>250 lbs.
>At media day in 2014, after the Spurs had re-signed Diaw to a four-year, $28 million contract, Popovich famously said, "Boris is having piña coladas. We have a pool where you guess his weight. You have to start at 275."
his butt is a weapon
>>67490721
looks like pulls tang
>>67490740
>working at midnight
>>67489690
>Shillary supporter
>Curry fan
>Brazilian
You literally couldn't be more subhuman if you tried.
>>67490769
oh shit haha.
>>67490653
Only problem is who is taking his huge contract?
$20,093,064 seem way to high for his current ability level.
Pelicans have been thrown around, Davis with Rose doesn't seem like a thing to me.
>>67490317
So you want one team to choke
>>67490782
should never have started this dissertation. i wish i were a bus driver. vroom vroom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNW4BQpfBAo
is busdriver /nba/core?
>>67490398
I have no delusional. In fact, I am nervous for the spurs.
>>67490667
Are you high? You think Malone, Dirk, Garnett and Barkley are Cs? Fuck man. The 4th list is PFs.
The people saying they want the Thunder against the Warriors are crazy. Just from the spurs series, they constantly choke, and fuck up so much. They are gonna be no match for the warriors
Is it feasible that Curry has an even better season next year?
I'm kind of scared now.
TheNewBTE is down :(
>>67490866
No once Barnes and Ezeli leave the "dynasty" is over
>>67490847
>Are you high?
actually yes I am. just got off work and getting my game face on for the tip-off. On second thought I'd probably move Jordan up to 1 on the first team and probably move Cousy down to the 4th, 5th, or even leave him out completely.
https://mobile.twitter.com/NBAonTNT/status/730147930879987714
dis gun be good lads
>>67490866
Nah, the nba cant rig it twice in a row. Not as interesting then.
>>67490866
I don't think so, he would have to shoot 3s at an even faster rate. I also think people will be better prepared to defend him next year
>>67490897
Will Shaq or Barkley give him any shit or we they all be bros? I'm guessing they'll all be civil but some shit-talking about the SuperMan nick would be fun.
>>67490667
>I have a hard time considering him a center
You know, he actually played most of his career as a center.
>>67490967
He's subbing for Shaq
>>67490866
>>67490866
If it gets worse than this if I were a player I'd start hitting him with hard fouls on the three point line, I don't care about suspension or fines, something has to be done.
>>67488066
>ayy81 stalker admits hes curryfag
screencapped and exposed desu. you're gonna be in legal trouble for doxxing and framing a child.
>>67490977
Just like his career.
There's no bigger Shaq copycat on earth.
>>67490977
thats too bad. hopefully Chuck runs his mouth. "Superman Seat" is a guaranteed comment
what is going on? turn on ESPN
TURN ON ESPN
SHIT
JUST
GOT
REAL
>>67491068
Curry is getting a blowjob from your mom live on air.
Turn on your TV.
godammit Anthony
>Anthony
>>67488066
Hinkie goes to my church, he seems happy mate
>I rate Anthony Carmelo
BREAKING: NBA Superstar Stephen Curry stabbed on stage by Anthony Davis. Headed to hospital immediately.
>Lowry got 6 votes for MVP
Kek my sides
>>67491138
According to one guy he's better than LeBron so there's that.
BREAKING: MVP Stephen Curry was reportedly raped by LeBron James.
>>67491208
Based legod
>>67491167
HAHAHAHAHAHA
THE UNIBROW STRIKES!
>>67491200
>Lowry got 6 votes for MVP
>>67491200
MVP is a huge joke of an award. Rings and fmvp are all that matter.
hey guys, I want to get into basketball and be a cancerous foreign guy who roots for a team he has tenuous or no links to.
SO.
I have family in Philadelphia and Houston. Go.
>>67491237
>MVP is a huge joke
>>67491230
He did very very well in the reg. Just not the post. This award is for the reg.
>>67491240
Just do like the faggot Brazilian here and follow the Warriors
>>67491237
>FMVP
Not any less arbitrary than MVP.
>>67491240
Anything but Philadelphia
>>67491240
I found the perfect team
>>67491240
Go for the spurs. That'll really piss me people off
steph curry is a piece of shit uncle tom and the world would be a better place if he fucking died in his sleep tonight
prove me wrong
>>67491250
I honestly hope Curry and his Brazilian nuthugger here dies, fucking smug bastard
>>67491237
Not really.
Rings are a team achievement, Finals MVP can be based only on certain games, usually the last and not the body, they're based off of a media member vote as well so they're memes as well.
There is no real individual achievement in the NBA other than the MVP and DPOY, and even those are based off of media members instead of being based on an association of former players, coaches, etc.
>Go for the spurs. That'll really piss me people off
That fucking faggot robbed LeBron of having the first unanimous MVP.
>>67491258
Damn Hinkie really got this dude shook
>>67491240
Told you >>67491304
>>67491255
Well the Warriors is a good film, but I can't really really relate to anything in California, as I have a thousand year Houston and Philadelphia heritage I would like to explore.
![1462327486263-CurryMagicAward.jpg-495457.576x324[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1FM177n.jpg "1462327486263-CurryMagicAward -495457.576x324[1]")
>>67491294
if he's so smug then why does everyone like him? maybe you are just projecting
http://probasketballwriters.org/stephen-curry-wins-magic-johnson-award/
>>67491331
Root for cavs
>steph is beta enough to lose the finals MVP to a nonstarter
holy shit how can u guys even compare this dipshit to lebeta and kobr let alone MJ
>>67491304
why is chuck so based?
>>67491240
since you don't really have any connections to a US city the only way to pick is to start rolling for it.
>>67491348
Most of the GOATs dont like him though, only active players pretend to like him to not sound salty
>>67491348
>famous people like you
>this means you are likable
Curry could rape sue bird and get away with it, no one famous would call him out. Tmac is the only real nigga out here
spurs gonna win today by 20+ points
>>67491240
Boston Celtics
Minnesota Timberwolves
>>67491359
>media vote award
>worth shit
Finals MVP is the real meme award, it's worthless.
Tell me why there shouldn't be 60 games in a season (one home/one away).
>>67491293
>prove me wrong
He makes my life happier
>>67491294
Rude
>>67491380
Fuck it, this is my team. How did I do lads?
>>67491359
This desu. And it's not even a.Kobe and Shaq situation where Shaq is just in his prime, Curry just got caught with his pants down and his asscheeks spread
>>67491409
that only happens during lockouts
>>67491419
OKC. 2 MVP vote getters and they tip off in less then an hour. definitely could have done worse thats for sure
>>67491419
The last two digits of your post, which is 19.
Welcome to the Westgod alliance friend, You're a Thunder fan now.
Curry is probably the fav player of trannies and gays so if you like him you're a degenerate
>>67488416
curry finally looks black
>>67491419
also great for meme purposes. You did good Nigel.
>>67491138
That hat looks like it was ripped straight out of an N64 game or some shit.
>>67491457
>Curry will never fuck your boypussy
>>67491419
Hahahahah 2 best players will be gone in the next 2 years
>>67491391
He raped Larry Bird. In 2seasons he scored more 3s than >llarry bird in career .
As a Celtics fan, I am not afraid to say that larry bird is a cancer for indiana, i hope PG will leave this shithole
>>67491457
i want curry to destroy my boiipussy
>>67491496
looks like the Monopoly game piece. he should be wearing a monocle too.
>>67491390
>>67491391
http://www.nba.com/warriors/news/curry-community-assist-award-20140528
>>67491533
>>67491508
Worse poster than the canadians?
>>67491492
>>67491455
>>67491449
Good stuff. Any ammo I should know? Phrases, ideas, etc. that I need to rabidly shit out of my mouth to annoy people. Then, when you see my flag in a future thread you can know you helped birth a shitposter.
>>67491409
the league would make much less money per season, and the NBA is run by Jews. you can piece it together
True or False: Whoever wins Game 5 tonight wins the Series (Spurs/Warriors)
>>67491419
you might be watching their last series as a powerhouse. you've probably missed their best years, im sorry friend. at least they have sick uniforms so you can buy some merch without feeling retarded
>>67491560
just get into the game thread that will be started up soon. There will probably be two or three threads by the time its done and all the goods will be there. Russel Westbrook fashion is usually pushed hard so you can start there if you want.
>>67491555
we're just taking a piss m80
>>67491555
trips confirm. Canadians aren't even that bad either, they actually create dank OC and come up with original bantz and shitposts. Canada has made some of the best /nba/ memes this season. Brazil is fucking awful, they never make anything new and they're not even shitposting, they're 100% serious in their autism
>>67491560
>>67491591
>russell westbrook fashion
this, Westbrook is a great source of memes
>>67491560
Spurs fans are your arch rival, call them spurdoras, spics, call their women big ol' women, make fun of them for eating churros, and anything else you can think of.
Remember that Pop is playing on a inferior level to Billy Donovan, and hype Westbrook and KD. Especially Westbrook because he makes people feel insecure with his intimidating gaze.
Also, very important. Westbook's real name is Kobe, and Kobe's real name is Westbrook, so never get them mixed up.
>>67491596
Thanks m8.
Fuck Brazil
>>67491572
true
He is coming home lads !!!!
>>67491627
As a Celtics fan I'd kill myself if >we sign Dwight.
>>67491572
False
It's going to a game seven where it's a 50/50 triple overtime.
>>67491627
fuck off
>>67491572
True
>>67491649
As a celtics fans I am delighted to see D12 saving us from the irrelevance
>>67491305
What's worse, that fucking retard voting for Melo or people in 2011 losing their minds and all voting or rose?
>>67486986
Why does he have kobes eyes
>>67491750
Because that's Kobe man
>>67491742
Just go for Jah.
>>67487063
I see your photos skills are getting better
>>67491750
Those are Westbrook eyes and that's Kobe's and Westbrook's first born son Kobrook
>>67491560
I should also mention that these are typical Spurs fans. This who you'll be shit-posting against tonight.
>>67487770
What NBA curses are actually real?
Confirmed real:
>Clippers never making the WCF
>Players who win the MVP award over LeBron suffering significant injuries
>James Harden cursed by the Based God
>Moda Center built on top of an ancient native burial ground
Confirmed False:
>Raptors never making it out of the first round
>Curry getting a career ending injury that would affect him for the rest of his life
Pending:
>Raptors never making it out of the second round
>LeBron never getting one for Da Land
>Kevin Durant cursed by the Based God
Which ones did I miss?
>>67491744
I'd say the Melo guy. At least Rose won 62 goddamn games. The Melo thing was just out of left field
>>67490272
Zero baby, games against the Warriors are fun as hell to watch
>>67491767
Didn't make that, based canada did.
>>67491744
There was at least a case for Rose in 2011 even though LeBron and Dwight both deserved it more. There was no case for Melo in 2013.
>>67491770
Huehuehuehue guards getting rebounds
>>67491794
Chris Paul
Will one of you niggas come through with the youtube stream
>>67491770
two of these guys are guards that played with great rebounders.
Monta Ellis is a wanker to be honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmDkW-ttpJU&feature=youtu.be
Nice game tying travel by Wade there. Quality officiating by the refs!
>>67491880
search on reddit nbastreams, posting streams here is not allowed by the m0ds
>>67491906
It's understandable, nobody wants canada in the ecf.
>>67491880
most of the youpube streams get shut down. acestream links are pretty great and I've never had one get shut down. go download the acestream player. its free and thees no spam or bs associated with it. links are posted on r/streams or I can post one here later if you want.
>>67491935
holy shit my fucking sides. saved.
>>67491946
nobody wants you here
>>67491951
hey buddy how are you feeling now about last night game? any hope for an upset at oracle?
I feel bad for dame realest nigga lillard desu
>>67491880
We used to have a YT streamer but Warrior fans from /r/warriors harassed the anon into quitting
can't create threads for some reason, someone make one for the game
>>67491972
I'm pretty sure the other brazilian poster likes me.
>>67492057
this fag will never father a son
>>67492057
I thought mixed race parents would make white kids?
>>67492057
I would really enjoy fucking Curry's mom right now, then in 10 years when his wife gets sick of him, fuck his wife, then 5 years after that when his daughter hits 20, fuck his daughter. The trifecta of cucking Curry.
>>67492178
you're forgetting someone
>unironically going to school when you could have been a NEET forever
>>67491240
Philly fans have a refined sense of humour that a British would appreciate. I'd go for that esp since you have family there.
>>67492202
shieettt yeah her too, fuck his mom, wife, sister, and daughters. the quad/quint cuck
>>67492232
>so obsessed with a man you need to stick your dick in his DNA
He cucked you a long time ago it seems
>>67492022
Honestly not too bad. Disappointing that they've blown chances to win a few but the reality is the team shouldn't be where they are right now. All I was hoping for from the post-season was to get some experience and hopefully make some noise. Blazers have more cap space then anyone and free-agents will actually consider coming here now. Kinda like a few years ago when the Warriors did ok in the playoffs and Iggy decided to sign with them. If they finished the season in the lottery like everyone predicted upper-level free-agents wouldn't have even considered the Blazers and the cap space would have been spent on players I don't want here. Dwight Howard was linked to Portland awhile ago, that would have been horrible.
>any hope for an upset at oracle?
Hope yes and I'll be shit-posting, but the chances are slim to none. Everything has to go right and then they need luck on top of that. If they can somehow win there then a game 6 at Moda can go either way.
>>67492253
honestly the cucking is just a bonus, his wife and mom r hot af i just wanna bang em
>>67492224
ela malaka, a greek friend is who convinced me to try this sport. Based greeks.
Also what the fuck is this shit? This isn't acceptable Amerifats.
>>67492265
NEW THREAD BREHH
>>67492302
>>67492302
thunder/spurs game thread
>>67492326
delete this
>>67492289
American fandom, ESPECIALLY the /nba/, is much more about consumerism and marketing than real passion or love of the sport. Expect to see a lot of le wacky over the top kitted out paid shills like your picture. The bright side is that we've kind of developed a culture by ironically embracing the Jew nature of the league.
>>67492265
>50 posts early
fucking kill yourself
wew kobe
wew wew kobr
>>67488077
I'd take Adams over KD to the Spurs in a heartbeat. Plug him into the current rotation in Timmy's spot. Timmy's gonna ride the bench or retire after this year.
kobe
>>67492595
I appreciate you wew kobe canadian
>>67492670
Adams is way better than Bogut, he could make Warriors a back to back to back to back team.
>>67492695
thanks
wew kobe
>>67490351
Both occurred after play should have been stopped.
>>67492815
np
wew kobr
wew kobe
wew wew kobe
>shooty hoops
kobe wew
kobe wew wew
wew kobe 500
501
>501 replies
>91 posters
Absolutely disgusting.
Tony "great big phony" Parker
