Is this confirmation that the Bundesliga is nothing more than a meme league?
2 game season for bayern now lol
2 sfs lose to the spanish
season over for another year
has been for ages m8
It's a confirmation that they aren't winning the CL anytime soon. If you on't have any serious competition in your league you'll come unprepared to CL
Bayern is a big club.
>your club will never be as well run as bayern
they don't even need a summer. they get managerial and player changes done before the end of the season
FUCKING MERCENARY
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN CLUB LEGEND
>>67479990
It's alright when Dortmund snatches players from Leverkusen.
Always have loyalty towards Dortmund but dare if you have loyalty towards someone else.
Fucking hypocrites.
>>67480036
What are you talking about, you shit flinger?
>>67480036
Poo
>>67479990
bayern destroying the bundeslel once again
>>67480045
Dortmund always force their players to remain loyal to their club.
They paint Bayern as if they are the most evil club in existence, while they themselves snatch players from other lower placed german clubs.
It's nothing new Mohamad.
>>67480025
He will be a club legend, just like Sol Campbell, Mario Gotze, and Luis Figo.
>With the #1 pick in the Bundesliga draft (for the 20th time in a row), Bayern Munich select Mats Hummels
>>67479990
>Sanches
>Hummels
>Best CL coach around coming in
who can stop us la?
>>67479990
Bayern play the league like a game of Monopoly, and have consolidated their place enough to do so for a long while yet.
>>67480058
The problem is that Hummels made a point of complaining about Dortmund players going to Bayern and called out Gotze for forcing a move to Bayern. This isn't like Lewandowski, where he was a professional the entire time, never made any secret of the fact that he had bigger plans, and then moved at the end of his contract. Hummels is a massive hypocrite, I hope he gets booed at every stadium in Germany.
>>67480069
>tfw this is what the Premier League would look like without Abramovich/Mansour
He'll be stoked when he wins the Bundesliga and 34 (THIRTY FOUR) enthusiastic fans celebrate it with the team.
>>67479990
unfortunately yes. :(
So is he gonna miss the final because of some obscure injury like fuckboy Götze or will he go full traitor and make some "mistakes" during the game?
>>67480045
>>67480052
Racists go back to your containment board
>>>/pol/
>>67480102
>and make some "mistakes" during the game?
You mean pulling a Dante?
>>67480102
>go full traitor and make some "mistakes" during the game
Why the fuck would he do that?
>>67480074
I wasn't supporting hummels but more so criticizing Dortmund and their supporters and their small club card.
>>67480116
because he's a cunt
>>67480018
this desu
also
>buy 2 Dirtmund players, both if which have Bavarian roots
>people get butthurt
kek pek
>>67480116
Because he's a cunt and will win the cup five times minimum with Bayern anyway?
>>67480074
Dortmund get 35mil for a player with a one year contract.
You'd be a fool to think that if they had the choice they'd have let his contract run out.
>>67480127
>player A: born near Munich and played Dortmund youth => true Bavarian
>player B: born near Dortmund and played Munich youth => true Bavarian
Alois """"logic""""
>Dortmund proceed to buy some Neverkusen players
BUyern are evil right lads?
>>67480145
please point me to where I claimed they were "true bavarians"
>53 Bundesliga seasons
>25 Bayern victories
reminder that two team leagues are actually lucky
>>67480127
> Bavarian roots
Fucking lmao, customer cum guzzler.
Götze is Swabian and Hummels from NRW. Get bent, shit chatter.
>>67480107
Fuck off Pajeet.
>>67480147
Dortmund is a much more serious rival to Bayern currently than Neverkusen is to Dortmund.
And Bayern did far worse to Lelerkusen a few years back, when they were actually a serious team.
>>67480155
>get bent
Can't get any any other way, huh?
>>67480149
Yeah stay desperate trying to find a "mia" in your black spic BVB squad
>>67480167
> no you
Weak response, bum boy.
Bundesliga is so great
>>67480170
Neuer is a true blue hillbilly cattlefucker, lad.
RasenBall Leipzig is the last hope
>>67479990
It's all Borussia's fans fault. Why would you cheer for a minuscule team when you have Bayern in your country? They have no excuse. Cucks deserve to be cucked forever.
>>67480009
For you
Why do teams let Buyern get away with this
>>67480188
Because Bayern customers who aren't even from Bavaria are the real spineless cuckolds.
>>67480201
As opposed to Dortmund shareholders not even from Dortmund.
>>67480159
Mohamad pls, your namaz time probably.
>>67480208
Dortmund is Westfalias team, fäm.
>all dat money spent
>all of that hype
>all of those talented players
>STILL can't surpass Liverpool FC's European Cup tally
You just know that there are literally hundreds of germans here lurking in the shadows waiting for the chance to greentext "englel" and "epl" when it happens. Buyern just can't get it done.
ABEs ALWAYS lose. Best to join them before they win the euros.
>>67480199
Because their players don't leave them much of a choice. Either they go to Bayern now and the club gets money, or they go when their contract run out and they get nothing.
>>67480216
t. Torben from Gelsenkirchen
>>67480199
They don't have the balls. I remember when Leverkusen was selling Vidal and they accepted a lower offer from Juve to prevent him from going to Bayern
>>67480226
No, being from GE would mean I'd be an unemployed alcoholic. Schalke is Westfalia's team for drunkards and hobos.
>Götze not even good enough for RBL
kekolded
>>67479990
Scheiße, ze Engländer is onto us!!!
>>67480223
so true roy
>>67480201
You should throw away your pointless regional pride and become a winner with Bayern.
>>67480223
>literally hundreds of germans here lurking in the shadows waiting for the chance to greentext "englel" and "epl" when it happens
Can Javi Martinez come out to play pls?
>>67480296
he will go to atleti
Celebration thread:
>>67480144
>>67480144
Titel race this time was pretty long.
>>67480306
no chance
>>67480328
explain friend
>>67479990
Is he even still good?
>>67480341
poop ruined him, doesn't fill a need
>>67480066
An actual football team
>>67480306
hy when ancelotti will play him at his proper position?
i would rather lose hummels to >Schalke than to bayern.
you ruin our league. bayern out when?
Does this mean Benatia will return to Roma?
>>67480373
>>67480365
simeone is great at turning around downhill career, he even manages to get something out of >torres.
>>67480414
buyern will demand way too much for one of poop's experiments, atleti would prefer a cheap young south american player with upside
>>67480439
i dont think they'll ask too much for him if ancelotti decides that he isnt needed. he barely played the past 2 seasons.
>>67479990
Why were Dortmund fans ok with Lewandowski going to Bayern but Gotze and Hummels are considered traitors?
>>67480484
Lewandowski played it straight, he never preached any loyalty bullshit.
>>67479990
at least he is not leaving for free like the other judas
but one more cunt for the list
>>67479990
>sign a slow centre back
>"this will surely improve our defence that gets exposed with any ball over the top!"
>>67480484
Lewandowski never pretended like he was going to stay forever. It's the same thing with Delph, people will be pissed off if you swear eternal loyalty one minute, then fuck off not long after.
>>67480499
>mfw pulisic turns him into a cone next year
>>67480499
Those times are over
Ancelotti will abandon poop's tactics
I can't believe I'm actually happy over Red Bull now. They are the only team filled to the brim with even bigger cunts than Buyern and I hope to see them be cunts to Buyern.
>>67480484
because lewa said that he needs a change. the only part that made people mad there was his agent who talked him in 200 different clubs.
götze said he feels good in dortmund and has a bright future there. wants to buy a house there and whatnot.
hummels heavily critizised the transfer of götze, said he doesn't need titels but rather a very special club (like dortmund). and he said that many times in the last years. he was preaching bullshit to the max and that's why people give him shit.
i've been a dortmund supporter for almost 20 years now, i have hummels jerseys. for us fans he was a beacon of light, a sign that germany is not just >bayern. that loyalty still exists. boy we were all wrong. i wish we still had großkreutz.
>>67480484
Lewandowski is Polish and never pretended to care much about Dortmund, everyone knows he's after the money and fame and that's ok.
Götze grew up in Dortmund, came from their youth and was a huge symbol of their resurgence, he said "I can imagine playing here for a long time" and then "lel jk I'm going to Bayern" right before the CL finale.
Hummels then said Götze was full of shit for leaving, constantly shat on Bayern telling them to stop poaching Dortmund players, said winning one title with Dortmund was better than winning 5 with a bigger club, then said "lel jk I'm going to Bayern" right before the Cup finale.
>>67480521
>Buyern ends up outbought by RB
It would be abolutely hilarious to watch.
>>67480521
They have the future GOAT though.
>>67480525
To be fair, Hummels apparently didn't want to leave, but I guess his gold digger whore wants to live in Munich.
>>67480484
Götze:
- youth player
- was said to be the biggest German talent ever
- was the face of the young Dortmund squad
Hummels:
- was a transfer from Bayern yes, but stayed for 8 years and became captain
- won the hearts of many Dortmund fans when he trash talked Götze's move to Bayern
Lewandowski:
- a Pole with no real relationship to the Bundesliga
- spent his first years at Dortmund benched behind Barrios
- missed a few sitters in his early games, so Dortmund fans didn't like him at the start
- became GOAT and everyone wanted him to stay, but also everyone knew he had no strong feelings for Dortmund
- had extremely cancerous agents, so in the end Dortmund fans were a bit glad this scum was now Bayern's problem
>>67480546
i don't give a fuck what made him do that. he wasn't honest. "drecksmitteilung", "nothing is decided yet". yeah sure. he can fuck off.
lmao what is with bayern poaching dortmund players right before finals
you already have the better team just play fair
>the state of german football
It's not like that changes anything, Bayern concede like 5 goals a season in the league with or without him and Dortmund can survive without him as well. He will probably get fat again after the Euro because of his bad decision making and having his gold digging wife take control of his life.
Now if Mkhitaryan would leave they'd be fucked and would probably collapse next year.
>>67480513
Nice legacy for Pep.
>€20 million a year to impose your meme tactics on a perfectly balanced treble winning team
>can't win the CL and expose yourself as a Messi-babby
>Bayern and Ancelotti revert back to proper tactics the second you leave
>>67480558
>the state of german football
:(
I hope he wins many league titles and no CL. That's the biggest punishment for Bayern.
Here you go. Pic related is the reason for him leaving.
>gold digger
>so desperate to be in the media that she has no problem being called "mats hummelf gf/wife" fucking everywhere
>doesn't want to move to dortmund
Hummels is her bitch.
>>67480599
she looks like a witch and is dumb as a rock, he's handsome and seems smart so what the fuck is wrong with him? it seems fishy.
>>67480599
Did she do it to become Miss FC Bayern 2016?
>>67480590
i hope he wins nothing. i rather want to see red bull leipzig oder scheiße04 win the league than bayern yet again. this shit needs to stop asap.
>>67480608
she's a succubus
>>67480599
>looking like Hummels
>being filthy rich in addition
>pulling that shit
I mean she isn't hideous but come on ...
>>67479990
GOOD RIDDANCE.
Now wait and see how the media who shat on him on a weekly basis, will proclaim him and "calamity" Boateng to be the best centre defenders in the world, only to get destroyed by Spain again next year.
>>67480608
>>67480644
Maybe she has dirt on him?
>>67480565
>this post
Are you in GB on holiday, DaShawn?
>>67480683
Hes gay obviously.
>>67480644
>>67480683
Maybe he is gay?
Still, she'd be a terrible choice for a beard.
>>67480707
>>67480703
So is he going to Bayern for Lahm or Neuer?
>>67480066
a french striker
>>67480439
>Javi Martinez
>poop's experiment
Holy shit, you're a retard. You know he tore his ACL two times, right?
And he was already played at CB when he was at Bilbao
Can Hummels live safly in germany?
>>67480674
>that useless 4th referee running in front of the camera
everytime
>>67480809
not in Dortmund anymore.
>>67479990
welcome home, son
>>67480007
t. PSG
I was going to write
>inb4 Dortmund fans now call Hummels bad and act like they got a great deal
Looks like I was already too late.
That didn't take long.
>>67480025
lmao
Does Germany have a translation of the "Where's Wally" books?
What is Wally's name in German?
>>67480895
"Wo is Walter?"
>>67480036
POO IN LOO
O
O
I
N
L
O
O
So who are Bayern going to sell to make space for him and the other midfielder?
>>67480902
I've always thought that sounds more like the demand of an angry SS officer, than a children's book.
>>67480909
Benatia and Alonso/Rode
Although i think Benatia should stay, they really don't have much CB depth behind those 3 at the moment.
>>67480909
thiago to shitty
>>67480909
Vidal to chelsea, never really settled in Bayern plus he's a big conte fan
indians literally make the best posts on /sp/, no matter which sport they are talking about
>>67480911
JA WO IST DENN WALTER?!
>*stares in german*
It says a lot about a league when the second best German team essentially becomes a feeder club for the first.
>>67479990
The joke is that he doesn't even make Bayern any better
It's literally all about fucking with Dortmund's team morale
well he went full hypocrite.
i mean wasn't this guy the same that shit on goatse for doing the same thing?
why i don't get is why as a professional you want to stay behind in such a one-team league. you have no challenges whatsoever other than winning the CL and even that you will always be cucked by a spanish team. why didn't dortmund try to sell him outside, to any spanish/eplel side?
i dunno about europe clubs but at least here every club has a hatred rivalry with another, and when a player signs for a club, he pretty much accepts that he will never be sign for the rival.
Why are people surprised? Bundesliga has been Bayern property for decades.
dortmund are asian men
bayern are superior indian men
dortmund players are women
when the asian girl marries an asian man, he tells her she must love him forever nomatter how shit he is in bed. and he tells her the indian man is just a monkey, a lower being. but slowly she fights through his brainwashing and becomes interested in the BIC. eventually the asian man gets cucked as the asian women realises the echte leibe is just a meme and she goes to receive champions leagues and sexual bliss in bayern india
>>67480990
because he wanted to move to bayern.
>>67480947
Which country makes the worst posts?
>>67481041
americans
>>67480990
i guess if youre german german titles mean more than say winning epl. so eventually you realise you cant beat the 1 team so join them. sellout sure but its that or no titles.
yes over here for example i think there has been like 1 transfer between manchester united and liverpool ever, so the bundesliga doesnt consider these teams rivals maybe
>>67480986
Hummels is way better than any Bayern CB other than Boateng
>>67481060
>he bought into the german clasico meme
every time
there never was any sort of rivalry between bayern and dortmund. ever.
>>67480990
>you will always be cucked by a spanish team
poop is gone though
>>67480990
>why i don't get is why as a professional you want to stay behind in such a one-team league
cause it's easy, good money and guaranteed titles + automatic national team spot when playing for Bayern
>>67481060
BVB and Bayern aren't rivals. They're just teams that happened to be good at the same time and the Bundesliga decided to hype it as their marquee match up
Seriously, the Bundesliga makes me wanna puke. Go choke on a dick germans, this is disgusting.
>>67481123
We know...
>>67481033
>>67481060
so talking shit about gotze then was a completely hypocrite move.
>>67481123
I fully agree. Thankfully we got based Handball- and Basketball-Bundesliga so there are actually good sports to follow.
>>67481123
we know man
>>67481140
yes
>>67481145
>based Handball
Hi Dorftrottel
man our league is as low quality as it gets but at least we don't have a Bayern
>>67481165
What's the matter, Southern scum? Bootyblased that we own your shit in a much better sport?
>Liverpool have scouted Horn and left-back Jonas Hector, both of Bundesliga side Cologne, for much of the season.
>Speaking to German publication Bild this week, Horn confirmed that he would be willing to join a “top club.”
>"I have always said that I will sit down to address it when an offer from a top club comes.”
>Horn is believed to have a release clause of around £7 million in his current contract.
are either of these lads good or are they both memes? i know they cant be great or they would be already going to bayern but still
>>67481083
Yet they made it to the CL semis without any CB at all.
Hummels won't help them beat Real, Barca or Atletico btw.
>>67481191
horn is good and can still improve
hector is great and can still improve
>>67481191
all memes
mind, Lester won the league with Fuchs and Okazaki who are even bigger memes
>>67481191
Horn is one of the bigger German GK talents. Hector is a decent leftback, good passing skills but definetely needs to improve his defensive tackling skills + he isn't very fast for a LB either.
>>67481205
Of course he will. Look at the 2 goals they conceded vs Atletico.
Saul's could have been prevented by one good tackle by a CB and Griezmann scored after a CB played him onside.
>>67481191
Hector will play every game at the EUROs.
>>67480007
To be fair Dortmund would probably easily win the English league and the French and Italian league have a similar one team domination.
The only league in a better shape with competition at the high end is La Liga who unsurprisingly are dominating Europe.
>>67481294
Forgot the pic
>>67480877
>I live in a /r/soccer bubble
Dortmund fans were already pissed with him last season
>>67481303
Tottenham would have raped Dortmund had they played their first team.
>>67480201
so bayern is the nazi version of flamengo then
>>67481007
t.harbijan
>>67481434
>Tottenham would have raped Dortmund had they played their first team.
kek
>>67481084
theres def a rivalry between bayern and dortmund but compared to other rivalrys it doesnt have much history
Why didn't he come to the PL then he wouldn't be hated?
>Play for Poop at City
>Earn a shit ton at Chelsea
>Be at a big club, probably in CL, at United
>Play under Kloppo again, maybe in CL
>>67481528
Bayern = likely German national team spot
>>67481547
As if Hummels would lose his spot
>>67481528
maybe he just loves turkmany and cant be fucked to learn a new language and leave all his mates and stuff and finding his kids new schools
so who's leaving bayern guys?
Ribery,Gotze,Benatia,Xabi
anyone else?
>>67481528
He litarally said he was only going to a top club, Barca,Real or Bayern.
>>67481553
>forgetting who runs German football
>>67481434
>t-they didn't care m8, I-I swear
>>67481528
why would he go to a "premier" league club when he can join a good team like bayern?
Now that Dortmund is ded, is RB Leipzig our only hope left to challenge the league title?
I have a question.
I think germans are the most annoying, arrogant, retarded pieces of shit on the internet. Coming to /sp/ and /pol/ from time to time, my view gets confirmed time and time again.
Now my question. Do you feel the same about people from your country or is it really the germans?
>>67481616
>>67481592
>triggered Bayernsliga customers
Kek'd
>>67481632
Just come watch 2.Bundes with us true football fans.
>>67480001
Pretty sure they brought Ancelloti to win the CL since he exposed Buyern and Poop hard back in 2014
>>67481638
>/pol/
unironically stopped reading right there
>>67481639
>implying bayern wouldn't come first every season in england
kek'd twice
>>67481632
next Hoffenheim, they won't do shit
>>67481638
Hmm nah the worst are the americans imo. some are good but some are arrogant and ignorant. germans are fine and pretty nice, a bit autistic/weird and over rate their league a bit but other than that are good
>>67481638
It's not us. It's you.
Softcunt bitchboy.
>>67481638
>browsing /pol/
wew
>>67481638
From my vast experience here, the most annoying german posters are the ones that come from Krautchan (and most of them are bayern fans)
I just dont get why the Bundes higher ups do fuck all in preventing shit like this like implementing rules stating one club cant buy up players from another consecutively or beyond a certain point like 2 players. Shit like this where Buyern already won the league before even preseason starting is insane and very detrimental to investors who would like to invest in some Bundes clubs but decide not to because why even fucking bother when Buyern will win again
>>67481007
>being a filthy monkey with yellow fever
>>67481638
Look at my flag. That's all you need to know about how arrogant we all are
>>67481654
>implying England would be cucked by Bayern to the degree that the Bayernsliga is
Kek
>>67481720
muh free market
also if they started trolling the good teams like that theyd just make a european superleague. theyre already threatening that shit and if bayern leaves theyre left with a 0 team league. bayern makes them a lot of money and makes the league look strong by doing well in CL. people are fans of clubs not leagues so the club holds all the power
>>67481666
I don't think we're the worst, it's just that there are so many of us that you see a greater number of annoying ones, even though as a percentage it's the same as other nationalities.
>>67481638
whenever i play rocket league, every so often i'll come across a completely belligerent cunt. i check their profile post-match to confirm what i already suspect (if their username doesn't give it away. that is); they're german.
i wish it wasn't so as i do like germany and its contributions/attempted contributions to the world, but yeah, so many cunts.
>>67481720
other clubs don't have the standing to demand such things. dortmund is closest to this, yet they still struggle to sign top class players. they might want to think about this though
>>67481758
the open minded ones are fine, just the murrica best i dont need to know anything about the rest of the world usa usa usa ones are insufferable
>>67481736
If Abramovich and Mansour hadn't shown up, I'm pretty sure that Man United would still dominate the Premier League the same way they used to. Guys like Terry and Lampard would have ended up playing for United back in the 2000s, and today United would have players like De Bruyne, Aguero, and Hazard. It would be absurdly lopsided.
>>67481303
>To be fair Dortmund would probably easily win the English league
>lost to Livershit
They're nowhere near your Leicesters or your Tottenhams
>>67481769
germans in video games are top 3 worst for sure. 2 is brazil and 1 is sweden
>>67481789
>murrica best i dont need to know anything about the rest of the world usa usa usa
I'm pretty sure that almost all of those guys are doing it ironically, it's the equivalent of all those "who can stop us" English national team threads
>>67481804
well ironic shitposting is still shitposting. england fans are like that IRL though. theyre the liverpool of national teams
>>67481795
dortmund destroyed spurs. like it was an elephant stomping on a baby
>>67481638
I dont think germans are that bad, you are just exaggerating. I post regulary on KC and Germans seems like ok posters.
>>67481804
>all those "who can stop us" English national team threads
M8, there is literally no one who can stop us
>>67481819
Dortmund destroyed Spurs because Pochettino played his B team. Kane needed a rest, so Spurs had to play without a striker because they literally have no backup (N'jie was injured). Vertonghen, Dier, and Alli were all injured. Tottenham's midfield that day was Tom "literally a child" Carroll and Ryan "somehow not in League One" Mason.
>>67481769
This, totally this. Germans are fucking cunts in any vidya.
At least we don't have to deal with HUEs though
>>67481638
>bintpol shitposters getting self aware now
>>67481850
Then the Spurs can't handle European competition.
>>67481850
Poch rested his team so they would be ready to play Aston Villa at the weekend, bravo.
>>67481793
if if if if if
>>67479990
what is even the point in having other teams in the Bundesliga
>>67481884
Exactly. From what I've read, the plan this summer is for them to improve the team's depth as much as possible so that next time this scenario comes up, they can play their first team against a tough European opponent and still have solid backup players who can comfortably beat lower mid-table/relegation candidate teams in England that weekend. The first team is good enough, but when players need rest Pochettino shouldn't have to call on Tom Carroll to fill in for Dier or expect Chadli to play striker.
Remember when Leicester won the PL?
>>67481793
>wanting hazard
>le 1 goal this season man
>le offer nothing defensively man
kek hes worthless
>>67481921
>Bringing up something that happened over a week ago
GRASPING AT STRAWS
GERMANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67481638
C U C K
U
C
K
>>67480599
>german women
literally slav-tier
>Bayern has a better PPM ratio than PSG
I guess this semen slurping league is not for me...
>>67481942
Actually its 4 goals.
PFA player of the year last season, valued as one of the best in the world, had one bad season.
Do Bayern just sign Man United targets?
I saw that United scouted this Sanches guy 27 times compared to Bayern 2 times.
>Sanches
>Hummels
>Vidal
>Thiago
>Benatia
>Lewadowski
>Gotze
Do they even have a scouting team or do they just sign whatever player is scouted/linked to United?
I don't blame hummels for this decision
I mean look back then when borussia had Gotze, Lewa, Reus, Hummels, Mkhitaryan, Gundogan, blaszczykowski, piszczek,Bender, in their primes in one team. I mean they literally could have won the champions league and were very close to doing so. the the bastard Gotze leaves, like he deserved to die. they could have won it all with that team, that's what hummels meant when he was bashing gotze for leaving, there was literally no reason to do so
but now we have dortmund now, struggling to qualify for the champion's league, anyone can tell they won't be winning any champions league trophies in the coming years for sure, hummels knows that and he's getting old, he needs a champions league team. going to bayern was his mistake tho, but no other clubs bidded for him except Man U, who is a lower club than BVB, i don't blame him, when you're getting old you will want more trophies. UCL is literally the only thing missing in his cabinet
>>67481562
>cant be fucked to learn a new language
He already speaks English. And Spanish, I think.
>>67482126
No, Man United just go after players they have no chance of signing, then said players join top teams
>>67482126
KEK.
We have Reschke who is arguably on of the best scouts in the world.
>>67482106
>had one bad season
you call this shit bad?
this was one of EPL's worst season and he still couldn't shine. he couldn't outrun defenders, he couldn't beat players, and he still didn't track back. I loved hazard last season but calling this season just "bad" is an understatement. it's like they switched him. players don't come back from being this bad a season, he will never reach the heights he reached last season again
>>67482175
He looks like he gives great tax advice...
>>67482126
kek this retard
>>67482155
>struggling to qualify for the champion's league
They're 20 points ahead of 3rd this season.
>>67482126
Can you tell me where you can magically track which player has been scouted by who and how many times?
>>67481007
what am i reading
>>67482202
That's what Uli is here for...
Jokes aside, since Reschke is here we bought Costa, Coman, Kimmich and now Sanches. No Petersens of Schlaudraffs more for us.
>>67482221
Clubs scout *tons* of players nowadays.. the user was talking about transfer rumors...
>>67482221
twitter, m8. lots of people with inside knowledge of football clubs there
>>67482175
When was the last time Bayern really scouted a player instead of going with a big name?
Kimmich? People have been predicting great things for him years before.
Costa? 30 mil says everyone knew
Breno?
>>67482267
tasci
>>67482267
Of course we only need 1a talents and among these few it is highly unlikely that some are still unknown.
>>67482308
Just saying, if Sammer could do it, maybe you don't have to be the best to succeed.
I'd say Mainz, Leverkusen, Gladbach and Dortmund are doing a much better job given the resources.
>>67482346
Well are you gonna say something or is your communication limited to spongebob memes?
>>67482267
when you are a big club not spending money is actually a bigger risk than spending it
if they go for some unknown meme to fill a squad spot and he turns out to be shit he can cost them the title
if they spend 40m he will probably be good and win them things
Remember these amazing Bayern talents like Gaudino or Scholl? Me neither. I think Müller will probably be the last relevant player from the Bayern academy in history. The club is simply finished.
>>67482373
>not rating the American GOAT Julian Green
>>67482373
This simply means we've completed the transition from an aspiring b club to one of the few a clubs.
There's very few chances we are going to miss out on a CL half final in the next decade.
But yeah, we are finished.
>>67482364
lamo
>Players develop chemistry playing with the same club
>Germany
Your 2018 World Cup Champions Everyone
>>67480986
that's what makes me maddest of all
can't hummels see bayern don't even particularly rate him? is he happy just to be used as a prop to fuck around with his old team??
>>67482212
and yet the same team lost to liverpool
He was always a Bayern player. He was sold to a small club like Dortmund to get gud.
Now he's back. Get fucked, Dortmund.
>>67481638
germans don't seem to have the cheekiness that makes cuntery bearable
its just sort of, really weird unspoken arrogance that's sort of boring
potential dortmund whores for buyern:
>weigl
>???
i think weigl is the next most probable transfer, after some years at dortmund he will be fucking great, then buyern gets him.
>>67482464
he makes buyern better.
he is one of the best defenders in the world, the only problem is his speed.
"I'm leaving Dortmund because want to try a new challenge"
>challenge
>goes to Bayern
what did he mean by this?
>>67482533
Gündogan on a free after he recovers.
>>67482175
so why don't you use him instead of stealing other club's ideas?
also, what makes him so great? who has he identified that all others missed?
>>67482549
challenge not to cry after 3 spanisch teams throw you out of the championsleague.
>>67482555
i hate gündogan, now he is injured again, what a fuck.
i am so happy when he is gone.
>>67482549
kek
>>67482518
theyre not cheeky but theyre odd which is endearing in its own way
>>67482518
>weird unspoken arrogance
Funny how that accusation of arrogance always coming from countries like Poland or England that feel threatened by Germans for some reason. I guess it is a form of projection.
can't wait to see Buyern losing the league and cl next season thanks to Ancelotti
>>67482533
Weigl played for 1860, he won't go to Bayern
>>67480058
>They paint Bayern as if they are the most evil club in existence
Buyern is literally the biggest evil Empire,when it comes to snatching players.
>>67480127
>>67480145
Hummels is such a gigantic cuck,first buyern does not want him and now he crawls back after they spit on him
>>67480521
I really don't like suggar daddy clubs but buyern is destroying the league too hard from a financial standpoint and gamewise.The most annoying and crushing thing is the buyern offical like Rummenige who talk the same bullshit every year only to stab the league in the back once again.
>we have no interest in player X
>buy player X next transferwindow
>the bundesliga has to stay competitive :^)
>we need international shekkels
>>67482518
Am deutschen Wesen soll die Welt genesen !
>>67482594
nice sarcasm.
>>67480127
the problem for me isn't that, honestly bayern can buy the dortmund team if they want to, but hummels nearly calling gotze and lewandowski traitors and know joining bayern ? what a piece of shit
>>67482588
> like Poland or England that feel threatened by Germans for some reason.
> feel threatened by Germans for some reason.
> feel threatened by Germans
> for some reason.
>>67482629
also he is the captain.
hummels just knows how to portrait himself, we all fell for it.
>>67479990
Finally Dortmund can move on. Buy some based german CB. Bayern get one more "Ball-Playing" Center back to finally play that 0-11-0 formation they want.
Not our fault that the rest of the league is absolute shit. Good players don't grow on trees. Get your management together and you don't have to sell them all the time.
>>67482645
i feel bad for dortmund fans really, this by far is the worst blow to them imo
>>67482445
Probably a major factor in alot of these transfers between Dortmund and Bayern too.
>Go away on international duty with germany
>surrounded by bayern players
>obviously start friendship with the players
>Bayern player to another german "Hey my manager wants you at Bayern"
>Player from Dortmund or other smaller german team gets tempted because largest club in Germany
>Part of the top 3 clubs in the world
>Wants to play with german national team friends
>Wants to actually win trophies
destroy 50+1
I don't want to either but the current system is flawed as Bayern don't play by the rules and never have, so why should the rest bother? It's like allowing the Bayern players to carry the ball with their hands and everyone acts like it's normal cause it has always been that way.
>>67482655
fuck off quiz
>>67482685
>obviously start friendship with the players
The funny thing is that Hummels started a huge fight with the Bayern faction, he and Schweinsteiger almost got into a brawl after the cup final 2012 and afterwards the team was split and there was a whole lot of tension during the Euro the same year. Now he's all touchy feely with the Bayern guys all of a sudden when he was the one to start a crusade against them in the first place.
>>67481638
>I think germans are the most annoying, arrogant, retarded pieces of shit on the internet.
>going on /pol/
We may be arrogant from time to time but I doubt we are retarted.When ever some of us have an autismo outburst it is usually acceptable.
>>67482723
he always was friend of buyern players like müller, he played cards with them at the WM.
>>67482634
It isn't about a war some 70 years ago anymore.
You people have deep seated feelings of inadequacy in a lot of areas like culture, economy, football, the EU, etc...
>inb4 le cuck meme
Jokes on you, Britain is far more alienated from her original culture than Germany ever will be.
And we aren't ruled by cowardly populists that turn on the values the country was founded when things get difficult.
How long before Reus, Obama, Micky and Kagawa jump ship?
>>67482786
>Merkel shill
kill yourself fäm
>>67480694
Kinda unrelated but I was in Spain few days ago and tried to shitpost under a spanish flag but the flag remained German. Maybe because of roaming?
>Mkhitaryan will not extend
>will probably end up at Bayern as well by 2017
JUST FUCK MY CLUB UP
>>67480674
>Messi laying on the ground.
Everytime
>>67482852
>dat Mickey, Costa, Götze, Lewandowski, Hummels hyperlink
hnnnnngh
>>67482566
For Bayern see >>67482245
Before that for Leverkusen he found Vidal, Castro, Renato Augusto (was the goat back then), Adler, Leno, Kampl, Tah, Wendell, Bender, Brandt.
You can't deny that Reschke knows exactly what he is doing.
I think Hummels did nothing wrong :^}
Buyern are forced to make these crazy purchases because Pep is taking all of their top lads with him to Man City.
Muller, Alaba and Lewandowski all confirmed Citizens.
>>67481638
Germans on /sp/ are literally the worst posters on 4chan. Followed by Canadians on /pol/.
>we won't sell hummels if we don't want to, we'll make him see out his contract
>sold a week later
Is there a more cucked club in existence?
>>67483424
Nope.
The BVB is THE cuckold in existence.
>>67483424
They said they wouldn't sell him, unless their demands were met. €35m was pretty much what they were asking, and the most that's been paid for a player with only a year left on contract.
>>67483424
Wrong. Dortmund said: Pay up or fuck off.
Bayern was playing as usual, so after BVB called their bluff, they were forced to pay up, before Hummels changed his mind feeling unwanted.
Why not just not sell him and then get one of the lads to pull a cheeky leg breaker in training the day after he announces he'll sign with buyern?
>>67483652
Because, believe it or not, the players from Dortmund are decent human beings who actually like Hummels.
Hummels is one of the best and will solve Bayerns defensive problems.
Dortmund gets a more than decent amount of cash.
If you evaluate it objectively it's a win-win.
>>67483928
What about the fans? Or the state of the league?
>>67483652
Because most of the players aren't insane Dortmund fans, and even if they were they're not going to break their friend's leg over something so petty. This isn't Stoke.
I never thought Royce would be the most loyal.
Obama also recently said Royce doesn't want to leave.
>>67481601
Jews?
>>67483994
I get the feeling he's slightly autistic, and doesn't want to leave Dortmund, because it's familiar.
>>67483928
If you think money can replace good players, take a look at Wolfsburg.
Hummels wouldn't even get a game for England.
Smalling, Stones, Jags and even Shawcross are better. Germany would be better off calling up Huth.
>>67484055
Huth wouldn't even be a starter in the 2. Bundesliga
He's far too limited for German football
>>67484055
Huth would deserve the Euros desu but he isn't Jogi's type of CB
>>67483959
These fans who now call him Judas or whatever actually encourage the players to never speak openly to them or the media again, because whatever you say will cause a shitstorm like here in this thread.
I'm not worried about the state of the league at all, like I mentioned 37Mio€ is more than the market value with on year left on Hummels contract. It now has to be the aim of Dortmund to get a 1a talent and maybe an experienced replacement for the first time, or a hybrid out of these criteria. Sokratis should be an example of a player you can get cheap and develop him to you needs.
BVB is an 1b club, they will always lose their best players to the few clubs above them, because these clubs are only interested in top material (transfers of Sahin, Kagawa, Lewa, Götze and now Hummels). Dortmund has to accept that their way to the top is developing top talents, selling them for fortunes and slowly invest in the club in general (youth academy as well as top talents) to be able to a) pay top wages someday and b) buy top players someday.
>>67484082
Is his type of defender just blacks?
Cheeky reminder that there is only one (1) team from Munich and we'll get promoted next then tear Bayern ''''''''Munich'''''' a new one.
>>67480127
>bavarian roots
as if that mattered.
but well, that's how you reason and comfort yourself in face of scrutiny, so keep at it.
>>67484157
No, but he has to copy everything Poop Fraudiola does at Munich so he's playing a high line
>>67484177
Will that change when you get beat by Northern Ireland?
>>67480809
in bavaria but thats it
>>67484190
probably
>>67484190
No. Germany was begging him to move Lahm back into defense in 2014 and he didn't care....
>>67484159
this tbqh
>>67484223
he moved him back, though
>>67481632
maybe but they can also turn into anther wolfsburg
>>67484159
literally who?
>>67481007
you made me horny anon
>>67482824
Shitposting under a British flag when I was in London a few years ago was magical.
>>67484133
>their way to the top is developing top talents, selling them for fortunes and slowly invest in the club in general
Top kek. That won't work as long as they share a league with a club hellbent on eliminating the competition.
I didn't work for Bremen, Leverkusen, Gladbach and Stuttgart. Why would it work for Dortmund?
>>67484055
>Hummels wouldn't even get a game for England.
thats why england will never win a world cup in the near future
>>67484159
as long as you pay the rent for playing in the arena....go ahead
>muh fan owned clubs
>>67482518
I´m German and I can confirm this.
Of course it´s not all of us but it´s mostly true.
>>67484486
UK would have won loads more WC's if Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland didn't steal all our best players. Best, Giggs, Bale, Stracchan, etc.
>>67484615
Rule Brittania, Brittania rule the waves...
God, you're such a meme country.
>>67484028
Obviously. He has talked about it in interviews before that he prefers to be close to his family and friends. It's important to him.
>>67481638
North americans and chileans are the worst
>>67484656
The UK has more individual Ballon d'Or winners than any other nations. It is literally the best nation of all time in terms of footballing ability.
>>67481007
write more
>>67480599
german women still date/marry whites?
>>67484656
We are. At least we ruled the world.
How did that 1,000 year Reich work out again?
Germany is the most soulless place on Earth.
It's just a long highway that connects europe, where people speak an ugly language and work from 9-5 until they die.
They don't value or understand loyalty and passion.
This is why the anglos defeat them in every war. Despite being the underdog the British always find a way.
>>67484807
ballon d'ors were irrelevant when they only went to euro players
>>67485066
foy
>>67479990
I hope he fucking dies on the field.
>>67484997
Thankyou greatest ally
Oy vey, there's more salt in here than in the Dead Sea!
>>67484038
Its not only about the players, you know?
Man muss auch in Steine investieren, nicht nur in Beine.
Besides, WOB will never be a top club because their city has like 50000 inhabitants. No professional will want to life there more than 3 years.
>>67485245
>mfw we're not Britain's greatest ally
>>67485501
Don't bother all of this Commonwealth is a joke.
Britain is like a 30cm dick who has been cut to a 5cm dick without changing their mindset. Poor country.
In inches this means Britain has a many inches dick and now it only has a very few inches dick.
Get the metric system, fags.
>>67484997
Your king sucked Bismarck cock to be part of that highway only to be denied.
>>67485608
Krautchan please go
>>67485308
Catjew is the only customer I can tolerate on sp
>>67485601
>Get the metric system, fags.
We have the metric system. Our government made it official in the 1980s, the military uses it, and it's standard for science, medicine, and pretty much anything involving international cooperation.
C-can /sp/ please start calling us hipster league again?
I miss the old times, and now that we're back into obscurity just like in 2010, it's only fair you call the bundes by its original name.
>>67484927
go back to /pol/
>>67484411
how was it? did you get treated any differently?
Hummels and Sanches.
Bayern will win CL
>>67479990
Will he actually replace one of the sandniggers in Bayern and make them at least somewhat whiter?
>>67492783
OK, just read they're also buying a nigger for 20-30 million.
Don't know what it is with my countrymen and being such notorious cucks.
>>67485849
No, it's the Bayernsliga now
>>67479990
If a literal 3rd Liga team has no problem to stay up, yes.
SV Resterampe 98 even clinched it one matchday sooner.
>>67479990
Now this is ridiculous
>>67493168
Did you just learn that word today Hans?
>>67484997
t. silly hat
>>67480061
> Sol Campbell
Fuck that Judas faggot
>>67480599
Can someone explain more about this? Is he really moving because his wife wants to live in munich?
Someone source me pls
>>67481434
> Thinks Spuds could stop Dortmund
> Unable to stop Arse from making St. Totteringhams Day a national holiday
>>67499522
Shut up jewboy
>>67481668
ze german doing ze australian gimmick
such a tough boy.
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>>67500578
7-1
>>67500656
>1 point
>>67499522
Yes, that's the joke
>>67500578
canadians are easily the worst per capita, followed by shitholes like spain
brits/americans are overrepresented and have a lot of shitty posters
>>67500700
>he thinks 1 point is worse than being humiliated 7-1 in their home country infront of their own fans with several """"world class"""" players in the team.
I wonder what happened when England played in the world cup in England. Oh yeah, we won it!
Now go and rob a store Felipe.
>>67500906
just wait for the olympics this year. it's going to be an absolute shambles.
>>67500906
Chile, England and South Korea are the royalties of host-cheating in football.
We only robbed Croatia in the first game. I'm proud of that.
Being obliterated by Germany only makes me feel sorry for the players - even David Luiz, who I feel sorry for being such an idiot.
>>67500938
>shambles
I don't know what's worse, your opinions or the words you use.
Acquire new words, deprecated nation.
English ones, I say. Not hindi or arabic. I wouldn't want to learn 2 new languages to understand what you say.
it's entertaining how mad other germans get about Bayern's success, or in other words, Bayern assfucking them.
>inb4 one of them claim I'm that canadian bangwagoner
>>67501105
>inb4 one of them claim I'm that canadian bangwagoner
maybe you are that canadian bandwagoner
you just don't know.
>>67501120
I don't have a team m8, I just enjoy watching the asshurt
>>67501060
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/shambles
glad i could expand your limited vocabulary my third-world friend. i realise it's hard to get a real education in a corrupt, crime-ridden shit hole where half the country doesn't even have running water and electricity.
>>67501060
> South Korea a host-cheater
Rich from a cuck whose country cheated their way to getting BTFO in Belo Horizonte. Need I remind you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IttBaD4lGq4
>>67501060
>being this triggered
>7-1
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>>67499522
They are all judas faggots you nigger
nice dubs though
>>67501134
I didn't claim that shambles isn't a proper word, you can retract your babble and apologize.
I got proper education in this country, and ignorance lies in your side because no well-informed person would say this:
>half the country doesn't even have running water and electricity.
>>67501157
Brazil robbed Croatia, and that was it. The rest Brazil won in its own, to the point we were harmed by poor refereeing against colombia, losing our best player.
>>67501181
>triggered
a word can tell so much about someone, it's wonderful.
I'm going to sleep, don't be angry I didn't answer the sweetest juice of your inanities.
>>67481007
this is weird
>>67501206
cute superiority complex mate.
you know your country is shit when even one of your most celebrated footballers is telling people not to visit.
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/may/09/rio-de-janiero-violence-olympic-games-2016-rivaldo-warning-brazil
>>67501206
>he talks about "proper education"
>multiple grammatical and punctuation errors in his post
"""""Brazilian education""""""" everyone. Literally on the same tier as their national team. It's fucking trash.
>>67481007
>>67484829
beautiful.
just english things.
>>67501255
>shielding yourself with words of ignorant people.
don't hold a word of what an ex-footballer says.
he's only saying that because that's where he stands politically.
>>67501258
please, speak pristine portuguese.
oh, you can't speak portuguese. In fact, I doubt you can speak anything else but english - or at least, a good part of your people, if we are to talk about a country's education.
If I have poor education and can do more than you, what do you have?
Thats it, enough of sucking my dick, I got to sleep.
>>67501304
>"EVERYTHING IS FINE GUYS, IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE ONE OF THE HIGHEST MURDER RATES IN THE WORLD, RAMPANT POLITICAL CORRUPTION, POOR INFRASTRUCTURE AND A HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS VIRUS ON THE LOOSE"
>>67501304
>good education
>can do more
So you are an """educated""" fevala criminal and can do more than me by shooting kids for money? Nice one mate. Congrats.
My mechanical/automotive engineering degree will shit all over your pathetic """"education"""".
>>67481303
>the city of jaguar
So much under age in this thread. Bayern Munich used to have players like Ottl and Lell. You all need to chill and let them enjoy being able to sign good players for once.
>>67501359
>fevala
Its favela you embarrassing retard.
>>67503910
>good players for once
Other than Neuer, please point out one worldclass player. And before you say Robben, remember its not 2012 anymore.
Barca:
>Messi
>Suarez
>Neymar
All worldclass players in their own right.
Real:
>Bale
>Penaldo
>Kroos
All literally worldclass.
If Bayern wants to compete with such teams and not just get stomped by the 3rd best team in Spain again, they need to stop poaching contracts off their rivals, but actually invest 50 million + in a world class player.
Ironically Bayern signing Sanches is the wrong idea. They will end up paying 60 million with added bonuses and he could seriously flop, instead of simply paying 80 million for Pogba.
>>67484927
Germany is more than 60% white, unlike the USA.
>>67504132
>good =/= world class
>>67504235
>greentext =/= argument
>>67504224
UK is 87% white yet it won't stop /pol/, /int/, /his/ and /sp/ memes from claiming the opposite.
>>67504267
He's right thou. For example; Aaron Ramsey is good. He is not world class or excellent. Messi is world-class, he is not simply 'good'.
>>67504313
Im pretty sure I was clear in writing world-class. Im not sure where youre getting the "good" from.
Also, Aaron Ramsey isnt "good", hes mediocre.
>>67481638
>annoying
Aussies
>arrogant
Brits
>retarded
Americans
>>67504346
>>67503910
>able to sign good players for once
brush up on your reading comprehension, klaus.
>>67504407
So not only are you incapable of countering, you also dont understand my point.
Thats the entire problem. Signing good players is irrelevant, if you are blocked by 3 teams with WORLDCLASS PLAYERS.
Bayern bought Götze instead of Neymar, which of those two players won the CL playing every game?
>>67504430
you are autistic
>it's another bayernbuysdortmundlol episode
>>67504465
>>67504465
This is a board about sports mate. Im not trying to be a dick and be "right", Im explaining why Bayern's failure to sign world class players will always impede their ability to actually be relevant in the CL.
Nothing personnel kid.
>>67504132
Neuer, Lewandow, Muller etc / their whole team is good. Players like Coman and Sanches are rising stars although I agree about PogbavRenato
Also I love how everyone talks shit about Bayern being knocked out. That same Atleti team also fucked over Barca, remember that.
Atletico are poor asfuck compared to real Barca and Bayern but their tactics and chemistry is how they manage to knock big teams out.
>>67504531
>That same Atleti team also fucked over Barca, remember that.
Yeah ever heard of the CL winner curse? Its a miracle they got so far again at all considering their form.
Again, were not talking about "good" players were talking about game-changing individualists.
>>67501354
I didn't say that you alarming ignorant.
But if you north yourself with words of an ignorant you will indeed stay stupid.
>>67501359
>My mechanical/automotive engineering degree
I'm curious, did you ever made a car? Did this degree was ever put to use?
I bet you have a bullshit job.
I bet your degree is just a piece of paper purposefully difficult to get, to keep poor people poor and allow spoiled brats to do jobs a trained monkey could do.
I doubt that degree of yours ever amounted to something useful or independently made.
>>67481303
PSG would steamroll BVB, just thinking about Thiago Silva pocketing Aubameyang makes me hard
>>67497820
No. Did you just learn that Hans meme today, 60%-white-rican?
>>67504694
Why are you comparing a free spending sheikh club to Dortmund which is a selling club?
You should be competing with the top 3 in the world.
>>67480007
in that case will we see Leicester european champions nest season?
