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post a better beard
protip: you can't
lol jawlet
LIONel messi fell for the beard meme
that squintish stare reminds me of zico, though looking at pictures they have very little in common.
He would be better suited to a goatee, his jaw on the side is weak and this only pronounces that
>>67474608
This was his best bearded look
>>67475469
RARE
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>>67475469
>virgin island
aren't all of us from there?
>>67475469
10/10 post
>>67474339
Their playing style is also similar
Messi of course is better, specially dribbling, but I see some similarities
> marc_crossas.jpeg
>>67476442
>us lecce
>us 12s
Dwarven warrior beard
Nacho Fernandez
>>67474856
>shabby mate! fancy playing at the kop again mate? it'll be our year next year la!
>>67480085
It's Chabby, famiglia.
>>67479224
Manly/10
>>67473663
>>67480429
>argentines in charge of having the GOAT beards.
Jackiesta.
>>67475469
I wanted to post this as well
>>67473663
He looks like Keanu Reaves
>>67476442
what a magnificient beard
>>67480722
JUST
>>67474608
I wish I was Antonella
>>67474608
The GOAT Messi
>>67480445
I thought this thread was about beards not pubes
Always wonder what Ronaldo would look like with facial hair but he seems to clean shave every day, no homo
>>67475469
wew
>>67479230
No halal bottom heavy beards pls
>>67475469
i don't get it.
>>67482746
I really really like women
>>67475469
savage
>>67482746
In America a beard is a wife used to hide the fact that the husband is gay. I didn't know at first either.
>>67474608
>ywn stroll out of bed in the morning and not bother shaving before playing footy with the lads who just happen to be some of the best players in the world but still not even in your league then get paid and go drink sprite
kill me
>>67473663
> Brown hair
> Ginger beard
Argentine genes should be eradicated
>>67483172
He looks like a handsome Portuguese lady.
>>67475469
Best post
>10/10
>>67475469
Top quality post.
>>67473663
Aaron Rodgers has the best beard in sports...
>>67483341
> Brown hair
> Brown skin
british genes should be eradicated
Messi already shaved his beard
>>67480445
he's so good looking it's not fair
>>67483888
if hes so good looking then why is he dead?
>>67483172
would actually look p with a mustache desu
pic not related
This is the best image of Messi EVER.
>>67474856
>black hair
>ginger beard
what is with this shit. i started growing my beard out and im getting this shit. dark ginger hairs everywhere. makes me look like a spastic
>>67483658
That file name, kek
>>67490933
I have ginger beard with dark brown hair. People think its pretty cool
>>67473663
He's looking like Sergio Ramos tbqh pham
>>67490933
that's not black hair m8
>>67490039
I think the thing most people don't consider when discussing how good a footballer looks is how that footballer will look after a night of ravishing and painful sex. How many times have you made love to a female only for her to appear much uglier in the morning? I never have made love to a female but you can understand my point
I have considered this, however, and I am here to tell you now, that Pirlo is not a handsome player. Here are some sexual techniques and the way they would make him look in the morning
>Blowjob
Cum would get stuck in his beard. Have you ever seen someone with a beard covered in milk? Its disgusting. Imagine that, but the milk smells, sticks to your pillow, and goes in your mouth when you kiss Pirlo, sticking the roof and floor of your mouth together. A blowjob from Pirlo is just asking to eat your own semen.
>Hard ass sex
Hard sex would tire Pirlo out. Its obvious from his playstyle that he isn't capable of large amounts of energy expenditure. He could only have sex with you if you were allowing him to slowly kiss your body and make his way around your flesh, turning his lips into your personal masseuse (a personal masseuse who can't give you a happy ending, remember, because that would get cum in his beard).
>Foot sucking
This is a personal preference, but I prefer feet with some courseness. I'd like to suck on the hard parts of his feet and gradually soften them up, like I am fluffing a five toed Italian pillow with my mouth. Pirlo only ever side foots the ball. Great for passing, but it would not make his feet rough and fun to suckle on. A player like Seedorf, who blasted the ball on a regular basis, would have coarser, sexier feet from using them with such power.
So if you don't like to get blowjobs, have hard sex, or suck feet, then maybe he is post sex handsome.
>>67474608
he's like a football Jesus Christ there
>>67480445
>tfw pubeard like el che
I just keep it really short. Use a hair clipper. I think it looks ok like that.
Wish I had a full manly beard, though.
>>67499958
Reenactment?
>>67473663
> Forgot Brent Burns exists
s'up homos
>>67499474
I don't think I've ever been genuinely more horrified at a post.
Reading this put me in your thought process; and now I feel sad.
Fucking Americans. What's wrong with you.
>>67502268
>being this new
![adam-clayton-16-9238-1494133_1600x900[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vsW0sGF.jpg "adam-clayton-16-9238-1494133 1600x900[1]")
>>67502268
Is this your first day on 4chan fucktard?
Maybe you should go back to wherever the fuck you came from.
>>67475469
R A R E F L A G
Alpha male right there
mah nigga otamemendi has a 9/10 beard tbqh with you lads
>>67503451
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>>67476442
Wouldn't opponents pull on those beards when trying to mark them?
>>67503537
he went from villero to full hipster
>>67483658
>07
Triggered
![1727[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/90DivPJ.jpg "1727[1]")
