ITT: Sports regrets
>2010, be me at age 16
>generally hate sports
>think they're boring and stupid
>skip pep rally for high school football team in order to go home early
>get in car wreck driving home
>be in coma for month, wake up in ICU
>have traumatic brain injury
>go to Shepard Center in Atlanta for inpatient rehab
>have to relearn to walk, talk, etc.
>be told by doctors that I may experience dramatic changes in my personality
>don't notice anything at first
>sitting in hospital room one day with older brother
>brother is huge sports fan, plays quarterback for our high school team and loves the atlanta falcons
>he's livestreaming a falcons game
>start watching with him
>"Haha, you hate football anon"
>keep watching with him
>this is the greatest fucking thing ever
>fall in love with football and lots of other sports
>julio jones is my hero
>tell my family i'm going to play football for the high school with my brother when I go back to school
>doctors say no
>"Sorry anon, even a mild concussion or blow to the head could kill you now"
>no sports allowed, period
>brother tries to pretend like he isn't disappointed
>"it's okay anon, we can still throw the ball around together"
>leave hospital after making remarkable recovery
>not remarkable enough to be able to play football
>go to falcons games with brother
>go to auburn games at college
>sometimes throw the ball with him
>have pretty good hands, brother says we would have made a great team
>like Matt Ryan and Julio Jones
>tells me that when I was born he was excited to have a little brother to play sports with
>tells me he's glad we can finally bond over sports even if we can't play together
>instantly regret all the years i spent being bitter about sports
>i will never play football
>i will never play any sport
>I will never be on a team with my brother
>>67469466
kills me every time
i feel the same way but with baseball but i love the falcons
Cool blog bro
>>67469466
TL;DR
Also sage
Nice copy pasta. We've all heard this story
>Don't like sports
>Get major brain damage
>Now have the intelligence to like sports
Sounds about right
>>67469890
Yeah I know, but I still enjoy posting it every month.
>>67469944
It is a pretty cool story. Wish I had a brother
>>67469924
lel
>>67469957
MAGA
Lol too bad your a falcons fan. You'll be disappointed the rest of your life
>>67469466
You like the Hawks OP?
Underage banned pls leave
>>67470099
Yeah. Lebron didn't do shit in that series senpai, it's Kevin Love that I hate.
>>67470135
>reading comprehension
I'm 22.
>>67469466
Stale pasta
>>67470700
I post it every month.
>>67469466
Gay
>>67474040
shut up fag you are gay
>story about older brother
>he doesn't molest you
Is this supposed to be believable?