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meme magic edition
PULJU
2nd for swedish reffs
LAINE
MEME
wtf i hate finland now, i am #swedemissle
>suomi
life a shit
Hungarian whores edition
>AMERIFATS
>>67464842
>complaining about weebs on weeb website
>>67464878
This, I don't even have any beer
>>67464875
n-not you too czechbro...
>>67464823
So disliking your shit choice of music is getting personal? Ok.
>>67464884
give me your adress cuck
tfw no english stream
tfw I kind of like how Finnish sounds
>whose side am I on anyway?
Don't know any more
>mathius
>follignio
enjoying this finnish stream
BACKSTREET'S BACK ALRIGHT
Wait until Finland goes to elimination rounds. Literally nothing stopping this meme team.
>>67463999
>different shades of blue
>does binland like this design?
needs a little bit blood red
Bacstreet's back
ALRIGHT
>>67464901
youtube you retard
>>67464884
I don't know if he realizes that there are a whole bunch of weebs here even in these threads
We just don't post with animaymay pictures every time
did they just play Kabat? fucking wot m80
>>67464901
better start learning
>>67464901
It's on nbcsn retard
>>67464897
now youre just being edgy
which itself is a sign of insecurity
ill stop replying now
>based russians playing Kabát during Czech domination
>>67464928
what the actual fuck
>>67464901
>>67464903
Saatana. :D Maahanmuuttajia tulossa.
Game nearing end and Katsomo absolutely fucked
What have I done to deserve this
>>67464798
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_IIHF_World_Championship#Gold_Medal_Game
Cervenka pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>67464949
>What have I done to deserve this
You're watching Katsomo
>>67464945
Binland is one of the toughest languages in the world for a reason.
>>67464960
they won't make that mistake twice
its the finland defends below red line episode
>>67464949
>not owning a tv
Get a load of this poor alcoholic
riťola :DD
>>67464949
Works fine here, boot your modem, bruh
WAKE UP BASED LAINE
>>67464941
>edgy
Lel nice buzzword there buddy, i'm surprised you didn't throw a cuck also in your sentence
>>67464980
Is he finngolian or italian?
>>67464971
>Soldiers of odin
is it good metal band?
tfw still some heatenings. Would be happy with a 4-2 lead desu senpai
>>67464971
>not soldiers of Ukko
one job
>>67464949
>katsomo
jos ei oo telkkarii nii mee johonki lähibaariin vittu
noi kurdi pizzeriatkin näyttää matsit
>>67464979
I bought a TV and all I watch is Huomenta Suomi when I have my morning coffee before I go to work, that's it. Waste of money I'd say.
>>67464979
>Not sitting in comfy computer chair for maximum shitposting potential
>>67464979
>owning a tv in the year 2016
>unironically defending such decision
ayy lmao I gave my 42" samsung away to some old woman years ago because I hadn't used it in ages
>what a move by Barkov, busts his way in
>>67465010
this
I just want to see a Laine goal 2bh buds
>>67464991
I love this polanball.
It is made of doodle and win
>>67464996
the kind of band to put metal through your head
>>67465012
>Not owning a tv that you got from your father after he bought himself a new one
WAKE UP LAINE
TSUUUUUUNAMI
>>67465032
power metal?
Pastrnak KOKOT
>>67465039
The white kind
>>67465036
>having a degenerate father who watches tv
BIRNER IS A FUCKING GOAT
IKEA IN FLAMES
>all alone
>shoots straight at goalie's gut
Koskiranta you absolute fucking assmunching moron
>>67465039
plenty of power
SVERIGE????
Goaaaal, Birner is lit af 2bh
>arabs mad they shoot our players to the face
>sverige
haha, kurvy
>post yfw Matthews stylin on Laine.webm will be posted in every /hoc/ general for years to come
>hockey
swede helping to shot own goal kek
USA losing the ice war in three mins
>Sverige
:^(
LET'S GO USA! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
LET'S GO USA! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
LET'S GO USA! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
LAINE IS KILL
>>67465028
He can only score on meme countries to pad his stats
Isn't Czech Republic renaming themselves Czechia?
>>67465069
matthews is a bust
swedes on a suicide watch
>>67465078
Cuck
SARAVON PEKKA
>>67465058
it was five hole you blind fuck
based czechia, i'm proud of you
>SWE 2-4 CZE
tybg
>dat bromance almost-kiss :3
lmao empty net
WHERE IS LAINE
>fucking extraliga player scored 2 goals
What was Komarov's bants and how do you think it was handled?
Komarov Lmao
>>67465092
t. Vanpooper fan
>>67465107
next jagr confirmed
>>67465089
we're working on it, finally
>>67465021
>>67464971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PWljr5gY1w
>Komarov bringing the heat
Better than Tikkanen desu
LEKSA
>>67465122
kek
>bust laine benched for the rest of the game
>>67465057
>IKEA IN FLAMES
I can't feel anything
>>67465089
no, the news is kinda different but i would probably expect too much from you
>>67465123
that black woman laughing at them
DIVERSITYLAND YES
reminds me of those swedish nazis and that black woman
is Vujtek hockey version of Ranieri?
Cum on
SARAVON PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA
it's gonna be 3-1 for finland pls screencap
>komarov tekee todella fiksun ratkaisun
ty mertsi
Barkov has been amazing. strong bull.
Laine bust
Matthews ok
>>67465160
This
>>67465140
czechem and binland winning best day of my life
Heats
>>67465166
shit 3-2
>the state of IIHF-officiating
>>67465149
drink more
how much time left in the czechia game?
based Leksa
Why is Vujtek so qt?
USA goal soon
hype hype finns
HOLY SHIT these refs
>>67465191
2:15
>>67465191
2 minutes
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
OT HERE WE COME
>>67465191
ttwo minutes
>>67465194
Ime munaa
FINLAAAAAND
>bench laine and aho
>hietanen still on ice
Jalonen is bust
>uncle leo
>3-2 against a college-team
fug
Fuggen Francouz trying to score as well
BINLAND :D
SOUMI
torille
Yeyeyeye
>usa
>sweden
>>67465214
>benching Aho
>ever
Shit coach desu
>>67465218
#believe
LAINE BUSTED!!!1111!!11!!!!!
CONDOM, MIKE
POWER OF MEMES
>>67465222
glorious day :DDDDDD
taivas varjele
no more heatenings
>goalie trying to score as well
>finland wins
>sweden loses
what a great day
Haha fat cuckmericans lose again to a tiny country of 5 m people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs
Are other countries even trying?
>>67465222
good game congrats from checkia :DD
OUR YEAR LA
Hunbros, you're next
I'm out
Suomi on jääkiekon maailmanmestari, maailmanmestari, maailmanmestari
meinas ahistaa
Where all the burgers at? Where are they?
>>67465254
But other countries didn't care about hockey
W I N L A N D
>komarov
nice game
laine choked
matthews was good
>Dubs owning so hard, they are even killing the liveticker mirrored via cloudflare
PERFECT
>McDonalds in flames
>usa
>muh college team
>sweden
>muh b-team
>finland
>no excuses
>czech
>no excuses
P O S I T I V E M E N T A L A T T I T U D E
>>67465237
>>67465255
congrats czech bros for beating the swecucks :D
czech em
usa
I dont know why I even watch these things. Of course our C team cant beat finland or canada.
Another win, meh
>McDonalds and Ikea in flames
top kek
CZECH CZECH CZECH CZECH
Good game USA
Not enough desu
SUOMI
Seems like Swedes left as well :^)
my anthem!
>>67465282
>tfw making Europe gr8 again
Ebin Finland
>>67465290
>I dont know why I even watch these things.
Because you care.
>>67465267
Right here finnbro. Good game man. Good luck for the rest of the tournament.
I-if we don't make i-i-i-t.
If we don't make it.........
b-beat Russia. Please.
reminder canada blew this shit team the fuck out
who will get silver?
>>67465290
NCAA just played a 3-2 game with Finland's national team.
Thats more impressive for Americans than Finland. Though they did win, it should have looked like Canada vs USA. Canada is much better than Finland this year, easy gold for their NHL team.
Matthews is so lucky Laine wasn't playing in this game or he would have scored at least 2 goals like the last few games.
Who we beat next time guys?
>>67465319
Russia is already dead.
>>67465297
Shame Birner didn't score for a third time in the open goal 2bh
KDE DOMOV MŮJ
>>67465320
canada
USA plays hockey like it fights its wars - against meme countries and losing.
>>67465297
Today was a good day
>>67465328
I don't care. Kill them worse. that's your only mission. All of you. Chech, Finland, I don't care. Even Sweden. Fuck those fucking fuckers up. Fuck 'em up good, man. Fuck Russia.
YEAR OF FINLAND
>>67465322
Finland is literally the same size as a single US state
>>67465304
it's going to be a cold, lonely night in the cuck shed :DD
thank god Zaruba keeps mentioning park legend every second sentence, else i would not know where we are playing
![a85844773f5ba3705116b8bcd6ce_w720_h480_g4cf2c720be4f11e2bdce0025900fea04[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fvvZIaa.jpg "a85844773f5ba3705116b8bcd6ce w720 h480 g4cf2c720be4f11e2bdce0025900fea04[1]")
Is Fantomas in Moscow aswell?
>>67465319
>tfw we already beat russia
No matter how far they get it's already a successful tournament
ZEMĚ ČESKÁ
>>67465322
>literally 6 college players
Nice damage control you lardo
>>67465346
>>67465387
Good anthem 2bh
No worries boys, Laine barely growing pubes. Few years and he'll be a lot faster and stronger.
>>67465378
No, I think he stopped going last year or maybe two years ago
Where are the swedes? Do they even care about ice hockey?
>>67465365
yes but so is Canada population wise.
In fact California alone is more populated than all of Canada.
However its stinky beaners who don't play hockey.
Im not saying Finland is bad, just not that strong this year. It should have been uglier because this USA team is very weak. Usually USA at least sends a good goalie to anchor the youth but this time they sent an awful goalie.
>>67465394
it's not that good on its own but when celebrating success it's max feels
is canada's team as overpowered as last year?
>>67465400
Bust
>>67465373
Záruba is pretty based desu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yR76-ocYsU
>>67465405
didn't you hear, they are a football country now
>>67465412
its max shit. its song about fcking grass and watter. such meme song
Sweden will lose in the quarters tbf
>>67465416
Hellou tsekia
>>67465416
us and swede need goal help helpenings
>>67465442
swedes lost their homeland senpai
>>67465360
>still blindly hating Russia because of your government propaganda
The average age of the american team is higher than the average age of the canadian team BTW, in case any of you were fooled by the amerifat damage control
>>67465462
rekt
>>67465434
Makes me a little bit sad.
>>67465441
well yeah it's about the beauty of czechia
that's why I said that on k
its own it's not much but damn it makes me feel patriotic when used like now
>>67465462
stop, they are already dead
>>67465410
>b-but we aren't even trying
>>67465405
Hockey is a white cis scum sport and that doesnt fly in sweeeden.
>>67465410
Considering Binland only has a bobuladion of like 5.5 million, we are just the size of Colorado.
>"W-waa i-it's only a college team :((("
spurdöspörjä :DDDDDD
>>67465445
yes helo yes, is finlan?
>>67465410
this damage control is out of hands m8
This team is like the exact opposite of what we usually have
>shit unreliable goalie
>actually good attackers
>who can actually score with relative ease
Usually its just a hero goalie and 60 mins of trying to force a shitty goal because everyone is shit and can't shoot without missing
>>67465492
>>67465496
lol finns are mad at the truth.
I didn't make any excuses, I thought the young kids played well for what they are. Half of them won't even make the NHL. A 3-2 loss to a professional team is not shameful.
Have fun with that Bronze medal,
1. Canada
2. Czech
3. Finland
>>67465496
Dont worry famalam, you shits will just get blown out by canada anyway so they can feel better about 0 playoff teams
>>67465526
this desu
wish we would have gotten based rinne this year too
>>67465521
>AND IT CONTINUES >>67465538
>>67465538
Take some cream and gently rub it around your butthole.
>>67465538
>Half of them won't even make the NHL
Over half of them ARE in the nhl currently you fucking handicapped idiot
>>67465556
he jsut wants attention of his european overlords lad.
>>67465564
>5 players
>half
nice math
>>67465551
World Cup in the autumn has Rinne.
Btw does anyone know if yle or mtv will broadcast the world cup? I wish it's yle so hard, mtv jews don't even offer free hd
>>67465546
>>67465538
That's just sad of you
>>67465573
16 of the players on the team are in the nhl you fucking mongoloid
>>67465564
Burglar haves sjw tier damage control, benis :DDD
>>67465538
>half of them wont even make it to NHL
please stop the memes senpai
its too much
my fucking sides
Not the first time Americans have lost to rice farmers :^)
Why do I always spark a wild love for the Czech Republic during IIHF World Championships?
>probably because I'm drunk
>>67465604
They had a college team back then too
>>67465613
We're fun to watch
Us and Funland are usually the matches I look forward to the most as well
>>67465538
get a load of the sore asshole on this loser
>>67465584
Yeah but even then its bench riding shitters like skjei and wasofsky. I have no idea why our real players arent there though. We are basically throwing away a free silver medal.
Gotta admit, team USA was breddy good considering what they are
Our 5v5 could've been much better
>>67465583
>implying we're the same person
>>67465586
There are 0 finns that are as good as Pavelski and Kane. See you in the Olympics, doubt you'll even medal this time around.
>>67465613
you might be gay, but its ok :3
>>67465538
>unironically posting this
please stop its ok you lost its no biggie mate
>>67465577
viasat
http://www.veikkaussivut.com/world-cupin-tv-sopimus-valmis
>>67465613
Did this guy just ask himself a question in a post and then answered it?
>yes, I think he did
Czechs make the best beer and porn.
Tässä suomen alls tars ketju ja selitys miksi juuri näin
>tark' ampuja Laine
Nuori sotamies väijyy vihollisen virhe liikkeitä avo tähtäimen läpi niinku simo häyhä aikanaan ja tulittaa heti ku vihollisen keskittyminen herpaantuu
>kranaatinheitin mies Komarov
Rajan yli karannut agentti suomen leijonan sota asussa jakelee morkulaa vihollisen niskaan että vihellys käy ja usko horjuu myös kaukopartio iskut vihollisen päämajaan hyökkäyksen päätteeksi.
>tulenjohtaja Aho
Nuori vänrikki osoittaa suunnan mistä ammutaan ja milloin,, vihollisen keskuuvessa leviää huhu nuoresta vänrikistä joka on aina askeleen edellä taktisissa siirroissa,, tulee vielä saamaan mitalin sota menestyksestä
>huolto ja tukikomppania Kukkonen
Lasse rymistelee takalinjoilla kuin panssari pasi vihollisen joukkojen yli,,, jokaiselle valtakunnan rajan rikkoneelle viholliselle löytyy makuu paikka lassen sota vanki leiriltä (saattaa sisältää kohtelua vastoin geneven sopimusta)
>singolla varustettu lähetti Hietanen
Nyt viiän tulivoimaa rintamalle,, tämä hyvin rintamalle sijottuva leijona luutnantti toimittaa kiekkoa sota alueelle huomaamattomasti ja tykittää singollansa aina kun on tilaa,, viiva pelote ja erittäin hyvällä sota taktiikka silmällä varustettu isäm maan palvelija
>kotirintaman suojamies Koskinen
Kolmimetrinen lotta kotirintamalla huolehtii takuu varmasti yhdessä kukkosen komppanian kanssa että pää maja pysyy puhtaana vihollisen hyökkäyksistä huolimatta,, tämän sojan rauta esi rippu
>>67465636
Finland is saving tactics for Canada
>>67465640
I didn't, "you" can also refer to more than one person
>>67465665
glorious
So what games tomorrow? Norway-Katastsknsan
>>67465665
Are those actual coherent sentences or just bunch of random letters and words?
>>67465641
come here and fuck me already :3
>bring that cheap beer
>>67465659
you should do that too about your fatherland, but you would commit suicide
>>67465702
That's real Finnish
>>67465658
why do the jews have to take everything from us?
>>67465665
Ebin ;D
>>67465665
repsis kopsis kylläpä piristi päevää tommoset huumorin heitot!!!1 :)
>>67465702
Real sentences, he assigned Finland's players roles in the Finnish military
>>67465658
What the shit
>Moni varmasti miettii miten Leijonien ottelut näkyvät kisojen aikana, mutta aikatauluista, maksullisista ja maksuttomista lähetyksistä sekä otteluohjelmista tiedotamme erikseen myöhemmin
so there will still be free broadcasts? there better be
>>67465716
scary
>>67465717
>>67465686
binland's games are going to be free, I'm pretty sure thats in the law or something
>>67465731
>bätmän
>giving anything for free
>>67465665
>Kolmimetrinen lotta kotirintamalla
>>67465757
google translator telling me its italian
>>67465662
yes
most of our mainstream beer except Plzeň is shitty but the microbrews are godlike
the porn is good too
>>67465724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnyAG4g6704
>>67465772
google translator a shit
auto detect sucks, has given me some weird ones as well
>>67465665
Nyt on kyl suoraan sanottuna sairaat setit
>>67465776
whats so good about 80% of our women being in porn?
>>67465665
Are you still in elementary school, do you have a mental handicap or are you drunk?
>>67465665
epic
I watched the game with bunch of friends and i just now got home
HOW CAN SWEDEN RECOVER FROM THIS?
THERE ARE LITERALLY NO BRAKES ON THE CZECHTRAIN
>>67465825
pretty sure that's pasta from ylilauta
>>67465825
The autist trap seems to be functioning properly
>>67465665
veit minut takaisin kultaisiin nuoruusvuosiin
>>67465811 (dvojice)
>80%
citation needed
it just means we have the top tier girls
it's fun when you're watching foreign production porn and she slips a czech word or two
>>67465838
rakovina kabiny číslo 68 chybý
>>67465825
>ei tajua
>>67465854
It also means we have dumb as fuck girls, there was a bit of that Klíma 'investigative' show on prima about girls who think it's legit casting, hell I've even seen one of my exes in that shit and she was dumb as a bag of rocks too
Elikkäs seuraavalla kokoonpanolla Suomella voisi olla mahkuja:
Granlund - Grönland - Raanlunti
Sieppi - Tukiainen
Ykköskenttä on selviö jos loukkantumisia ei tapahdu. Joku kolmesta Grönluntista ottaa kiekon mailan lapaansa ja veivaa maaliin. Alapäässä Sieppi pitää Ranelundit tyytyväisinä ja Tuksu häiritsee vastustajan peliä.
Litmanen - Myllylä - Evilä
Pitkämäki - Räty
Kakkonen on jo vähän kinkkisempi. Itse lähtisin tällaisella, jossa Litti heittää lättyä maalille ja Myllylä sivakoi niitä sisään parhaansa mukaan. Evilä vittuilee toimittajille ja taustatukea tulee Terolta ja Sepolta jotka viskovat keihäitä vastustajan niskaan.
Kankkunen - Räikkönen - Häkkinen
Kummola - Suhonen
Kolmoskentässä avainsana on vauhti. Ideanahan on vain se, että ei jäädä kulmiin pyörimään vaan pyöritään koko kentän ympäri sellaista vauhtia, että vastustaja ei pysy perässä. Antaa tärkeää lepoaikaa kahdelle ensimmäiselle ketjulle ja väsyttää vastustajia. Pakkiparina Ape juo punaviiniä ja miettii filosofisesti ja Kale nostaa hintoja.
Halme - Tauski - Halla-aho
Neloskenttä on, kuten arvata saattaa, aikamoinen telaketju jonka peli perustuu kovaan fyysiseen peliin. Varsinkin Halme ja Tauski pystyvät sen tason fyysiseen peliin, että vastustajia pelottaa. Kauhun ilmapiiri on avainsana. Mestari taas argumentoi vastustajat tiukoilla faktoilla suohon, joten neloskentän ollessa jäällä vastustaja ei välty fyysiseltä tai henkiseltäkään väkivallalta.
Maalivahdiksi Pasi Nurminen, joka juo viinaa ja ajaa bussilla jäähallin seinään.
>>67465855
>it probably isnt just a meme either
>>67464928
>>67464991
>FIFTEEN (15) grammatical cases
>>67465897
nurmisen perhostyyli ois aika kiva
>>67465894
nah the standard is just better here
have you seen efukt's trolling of wannabe pornstars? literal trash goes to these castings, ours are at least not as fugly even in the lowest tiers
what I'm saying is that these fake castings happen everywhere in the civilized world
>>67465897
Mitenkäs Halme pelaa ku se on vissii kuollut?
>>67465912
easy
>>67465952
Kunnon viikinki vaikuttaa haudan takaaki :^)
>>67465952
Ei hirveen hyvin
us and finlan are spiritual meme brothers
we will both meme our way into finals
>>67465949
Yeah I've seen that, but I would say only ugly girls go there because they can't do normal porn, the good looking girls go to girlsdoporn or something like that
>>67466010
pls stop this talk i'm having some boners already :D:D
>>67465952
Huoltotiimiin yks kuolleiden herättämiseen kykenevä myrrysmies
>>67466026
its true tho
we will obviously get the gold but only after long and tedious meme game that will probably see atleast half of each team dying in some incredibly meme way
>>67466014
yeah the really good ones do straight to the big agencies, the mid tier here does these fake and shady castings, still the ones that get a video released are at least average
overall the standard here is higher than elsewhere, have you ever watched Russian amateurs? fucking disgraceful honestly
>>67466059
it will be a moment do die for!
>>67466081
It's true but you will see a lot of ugly chicks in the czech castings too you just don't notice that since you won't watch that shit, for example the chick from dr. max commercials is a complete trainwreck of a casting
I've not seen much russian amateur porn but the worst porn I've seen was some czech amateur porn
>>67465441
you forgot Boryš
>Boryš umí po skalinách
>>67466177
I show you one smoker!
>>67466213
SUPRA!
Though maybe buffalo bill bath salts adventures might be worse
>>67466250
also the one with the 70yo virgin is pretty výživný
>>67466263
haven't seen that one, is it on efukt or somewhere else?
Wow, how did Sweden manage to turn a 2-0 into a 2-4 against Czechs?
>>67466415
Choke at it's finest
>>67466415
they could not go 60 minutes without cucking themselves
>>67466440
They tournament just keeps getting better and better :D
>>67466461
it just started and i can say i am already avin a full giggle
its going to be great
>>67465894
>>67465949
Trust me they are fucking dumb. My former classmate thought that she was going to be supermodel and shit while having a lazy eye. She's done one of those "castings" and recently I've seen her in that mega swingers/gangbang kind of thing. So much for highschool heh.
>>>67466415
the same way Sweden managed to turn one of the best countries in the world into a dying middle eastern shithole
>>67466440
the most savage meme
>>67466519
Yeah no one doubts they are, the two I know are dumb with the one that has like 20+ movies being at the borderline retardation, and I mean that for example when she was supposed to mop the floor in work she just took a bucket of water and spilled the whole thing on the floor
>Sweden lost
wut?
Last I saw of that game they had 2-0 lead?
>w-wwe have college team
meanwhile finland has 19 year old and 18 year old on their top6. top KEK
>>67466797
you are now aware Boesser chose the prom with a down syndrome girl over the World Championships.
>>67466819
he didn't make the team
>>67466819
more like he chickened out because he knew you're going to get reamed by big mongol cock
>laine
>-1
lol
>>67465897
Muistan kun huutistelin tälle pari vuotta sitten. Luin läpi ja huutistelin taas. Hyvä pasta.
>>67467316
Is that teletext? Haven't seen that in ages
>>67467370
On se kyllä. Täytyy arvostaa tollasen kirjoittajia.
>>67467383
hell yes it is, alive and kicking
also,
http://www.yle.fi/tekstitv/html/P100_01.html
Post Granlund humilliating US defensemen
>>67467316
certified bust?
Why do good american players never play in this tourney?
Every other country usually has a few top players but the amerishits are so unpatriotic.
Not even kikel is playing
>>67468518
They are spineless and only care if they win (never)
Calling >finnish goaltending meming its way to game7
>>67465470
LOL trust me it's because of Putin, he's a clownass.
I don't need gubmint propaganda. If I like Bernie or Shillary or Trump or whomever, is it because of propaganda, too? If I think Finland is based, is that propaganda, too?
Americans are some of the freest thinkers in the world. Too bad so many of us are xenophobic conservatards.
why only meme teams today?
>>67471741
>Slovakia is now a meme team
What happened, Slovakbros?
>>67476426
You're just as meme as they are.
>only 5 points after 3 games
Explain yourself, Sweden. You're even playing in the shitty team group.
>>67478446
>usa
>3 points
>Birner
The guy played in liiga in the team of my homecity. Very much love for that guy :DD
Why is it that czechs are such a bronation? Had two czech co-workers in spain and they were goat. Diki kurwitchki :DDD
>>67476426
the usual talented kids cant afford hockey and only rich noobs play + corruption of officials of SZHL
>>67478446
Man I feel sorry for Latvia, they almost beet us an Sweden yet they have only 2 points, they deserve better 2bh
>>67478265
1998 Nagano gold disagrees with you buddy
>>67480391
It's like you're proud of the shit last 20 years you've had.
>>67480385
>sweden
>czechia
>ruskie
We are in the same boat with Belaruse at the moment. Our team still have to play with hockey giants such as Denmark, Ch , Norway and Canadastan. I think thats enough to secure spot for the next škoda cup.
>>67480430
Yeah five more golds than finland and the only golden hattrick in history, what a disastrous 20 years
>>67480457
Hope you manage to do it, though kazakhstan might be tough with all those 100% pure kazakhs™, though based on the match with sweden and us you should be better than them
>that goal difference
care to explain ameritards?
>>67480457
If you can't play with the big boys, go sit in the kiddies table. This tournament would be so much better if shit teams like yours were not participating.
>>67480531
>not wanting meme teams like france beating kanada or similar leicester-like situation.
I bet you enjoy watching past quater-final champions league.
UP NEXT
SUI - DEN
SVK - GER
GIT HOIP
>>67480824
>memegames
>>67480824
ZZZzzzzZZzzz...
>>67480824
Germany will win this one for höcke
>>67480824
should i watch the game vs. switzerland or will it be a blowout?
>>67480970
mountain jews are playing like shit you might actually win
where's Gaborik?
POST STREAMS
>>67481032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzLh_NNIYNg
>>67481032
http://onhockey.tv/
>slovaks in charge of scoring
>>67481035
Any way to watch this on ps4
>>67481050
Dunno you need a vpn
fuk ye slovak
DANES
That was somewhat unimpressive goal 2bh
>>67481090
SLOVAKS
Well, I'm gonna see if all the Swiss needed all along was fap magic
>>67481111
maybe meme magic will be enough
just jerked off lads
>>67481144
Nice
Silly Danes :^)
Switzerland is going to get relegated if they go on like this
Only literally who teams play today?
>refs forgot to put the net back in place
Ebin
Switzerland choke confirmed
>>67481261
>czech refs
also wtf swiss wake up pls
i think we are playing kazakhstan today
are they any good?
any other finnfags annoyed as fuck at mertaranta and his over the top bias?
>>67481314
no, not really. russia did have problems with them though but that's prolly because of
>russian ego
What the fuck Switzerland
I remember when we hardly managed to beat you in 2003 with our young Demitra-Satan-Palffy generation
either my nut wasn't strong enough or not even fap magic can help this sorry team
why is our country eternally cursed with sports mediocrity with some individual exceptions?
>>67481317
Watching your first WC, kiddo?
>>67481317
If you need a commentator to tell you what's going on in the game, you're retarded and shouldn't watch sports. Mertaranta is ok in my book. Hypes up situations well, is enthusiastic and so on. Who cares if he's biased.
>>67481317
After switching to mtv3 he's gone even more over the top and become a parody of himself
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>shvitz
slovak wat do
>>67481343
Well, The Netherlands will never be cut for hockey but at least you have soccer. Soccerfinns are the most deluded fans ever.
>>67481353
This. Only plebs and autists need a commentator to tell what's going on, Mertsi is all about the over the top enthusiasm. If you check comments on IL/IS/FB, you can see it's the neets and rednecks who complain about him.
nice
>>67481429
Nah sorry I forgot to mention I'm Swiss. I tend to forget I have the wrong flag.
oh come on
2-1 go germany go
Goodbye
what a bad powerplay by suisse
>deflected from your own player
Doparoma!
>>67481444
Dont worry swissbro, you have some good players but you need a lot better coach.
And a goalie.
CHOKE
hopefully relegated soon
>>67481535
this 2bh
first aid kit could be good in just a few years
>>67481540
Its time to behead chara and gaborik for not participating
>>67481535
Yeah we're in a bit of a goaler void right now, save for Genoni, who I think they should have invited. Some pure bred centers would help as well, and our only world class player who is also the only one still in the NHL
hahahah refpuck in full force
>>67481552
problems go much deeper than just 2 stars not participating
Slovakia wtf are you doing?
Around Slavs you lose.
wew lads
>>67481607
You need to annex them to make them great again
>>67481618
All 7 of ours gripens and like 20 working Pandurs are already on the way
>memegames all week long
>next good games are swe-rus and can-fin
>they're played at the same time
wew iihf
>getting styled on by germany
>>67481671
they gotta schedule shitmatches on wörkdays, though.
What the fuck happened to Switzerland. Wait, what the hell happened to Slovakia?
>>67481696
swe-rus and can-fin will be played next tuesday
>>67481706
Slovakia had the beef between players and managers of their hockey association, don't know what happened to Switzerland though
>Switzerland played in the finals three years ago
>>67481735
>SWE-RUS
>good
Not with the game they've played thus far
FIN-CAN will be a good bout of shitposting, though
>>67481744
yeah the beef is ongoing for a good few years. the director corrupted shithead who just makes money on hockey dont want to step down
Le mountain bankers exposed as Josi babbies
>>67481774
I think that the fin-can banter will be pretty lame though
>0 (zero) olympic gold
>our D-Team
>busts x and y
>dont care about iihf
Chances are they wont come up wuth any new banter though :^/
Huge bets on kazakhstan y/n?
I'm just gonna go take a nap, this is depressing
>>67481346
no, this is like my 20th or something and i've always been annoyed with it. it just seemed to me that he's gone to another level of bias.
>>67481353
it's annoying to listen to blatant lies, that's why i care. i actually switched to the swedish commentator cause mertaranta was so shitty. also i don't need a commentator but it does create a better vibe for watching
>>67481365
pretty much yeah
Stream for SVK-GER please? :3
SIEG HEIL
4-1
>mfw
I don't think we can talk about a "Big Seven" anymore
this is bullshit we should be relegated with that performance but we always somehow save ourselves
>>67481934
firstrowge . eu/
watch/435676/1/watch-slovakia-vs-germany.html
>>67481957
BIG GERMAN COCK
>>67481957
How popular is hockey in Slovakia these days? National league is pretty shit I assume?
>>67481966
Thank you Hans.
>>67481800
So it's basicly czech football? Maybe they will kick him out if you bomb in this tournament
/heem/
>>67482015
webm?
>>67481990
yeah it was bad but it got even worse with oligarch pulling his team to KHL. (Slovan Bratislava)
He build state stadium for the 5 times of the price and stuff like that
>>67482042
Why has your player development dropped so dramatically when compared to the early 00's? Slovakian kids prefer other sports over hockey?
>>67482015
what happened?
>>67482122
danish player got rekt no call though
>>67482115
I think its economy, hockey is expensive as fuck and average salary here is 400e so barely anyone can afford to play it, there is also big corruption on kids and youth level where fathers bribe the coaches so they can see their kid play match and they bench sometimes better kid and that kid says: fuck it!
5-1 :DDDD
Stop, stop.. he's already dead!
>>67482182
5-6 :DDDD
Press F to pay respects to slovakia
no, my danish brothers, do not fail me now!
fak u slov
>>67482182
most dangerous lead
ONE TO FUCKING FIVE
AGAINST FUCKING GERMANY
Oh god, someone please webm that smug german
R.i.p Slovaks :(
Sorry Slaws.....
>>67482289
its okay we deserve it we play like shit
>>67482310
You're a disgrace to this whole sport.
>>67482319
Dont be a cunt
Was Slovakia ever elite?
>>67482334
this.
also danes are working hard but it's going to be a tough 5min by the looks of it
>>67482319
C'mon man, no bullying.
>>67482340
not sure what you mean by elite but they did win a gold medal iirc.
>>67482340
They have as many Olympic golds as we do
Fucking shit danes :/
2-1 swiss
>Switzerland taking it to OT for the third time in a row
Are we getting memed? Is this some ebin new tactic by the mountain jews?
danes pls
>>67482375
oh 2-2
>>67482383
>>67482380
>>67482371
it was in the air for a long time but i still hoped that the danes would hold it together and take the win
man, it wasn't pretty
>>67482380
they'll get to the quarterfinals by losing every match in OT and then win the gold
fucking danmark
>>67482416
I wouldn't even be mad
lol danes
TOBLERONEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nice goal
wicked shot
Slovaks what happened? I thought you were better than to get rekt by fucking Deutschland.
>>67482658
shit team
shit coach
shit hockey organization
shit hockey system for kids
glorious BOZGORS up next
Holy fuck
Did our hockey fuck up so badly, or did Germans imrpove so much?
GO MAGYAAAAR
>kazakhstan
>>67483635
Germany is just as shit as they've always been.
>>67482425
s-sorry
Heja Norge!
>>67483635
We were so fucking shit today it physically hurt.
KAZAKHSTAN
noooo bozgors
HUNGARY GO GO GO
MONGLOL PRIDE WORLD WIDE
Go Kazakstan!
>>67464865
500th
>DJ playing Bomfunk MC's song that is not Freestyler
color me surprised
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt-lxrKB4uM
>>67483968
why would you cheer for cashakstan?
go Hungary!! the steppes have to be littered with frog blood
hungry no
hungrys goalie is the worst ive seen since tommy salo
>>67484105
kurva :DD
>Nigel Dawes plays for Kazakhstan
Wow I thought he was Canadian. Pretty sure he played for Canadian junior team at some point.
>>67484378
its trendy to give Canadians passports, huns have some players like that too and I think Koreans have 2 americans like that
>>67484378
>On March 24, 2016, the IIHF announced it had approved a request to allow Dawes, Brandon Bochenski, and Dustin Boyd to play for Kazakhstan at the 2016 IIHF World Championship.[13]
Oh well.
new thread soon?
all this fucking blank shooting
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR
KA OLIMB
Let's go norge
Clap clap clapclapclap
INVINCIBLE
just end my suffering already
>norwegian defending
>norwegian goaltending
lel nice goal
>>67485050
I feel for you man
It's a terrible day
>>67484488
no wonder, kazachs are rich as fuck
SCAAAAARR
THE OTHER OLIMB BROTHER
>>67485118
Frank Banham plays for Hungary too.
>>67483757
I'm still rooting for you guys because of based eller and ehlers
20 more minutes, don't fuck this up now my brodrene
>>67485434
thanks finlan. I hope you win it all
FFS
>>67485326
>eller
>or
>always setting up the worst shooter in the team for the slapshot
Does E. Koivu still play for Norway?
>>67485574
retired four years ago
GL Norwaybros
nice pooperplay, snoreway
>>67485594
heja norge!
does shampoo still play?
>>67485656
our only sniper (patrick thoresen) is injured
shooting has been horrendous.
>>67485689
hope, he retired and is the norwegian tortorella
http://www.tv2.no/v/978857/
>>67485693
dude, you have zuccarello,right? you don't need snipers with him
>>67485718
god i loved the topic on that site "you're no fucking star!"
>>67485726
>relying on a forrest gnome ragsbabby
kek
fug
>>67485726
zucc has been disappoiting
olimb brothers are keeping us alive
>>67485753
martin st.louis and mats zuccarello - the dream combo!
>>67485770
olimbs are good, i haven't watched games at all though.
>>67485718
knutsen was pretty pissed off, actually understood quite a lot of what he was saying
>>67485770
What did you expect from someone who plays in
>rags
>norge goaltending
please fucking save me
rip hungary
Big bad France beating up on poor little Hungary
FRANCE FORTE
kazakhs pls
HOW THE FUCK IS MARTHINSEN A NHLer
martisen plz, who's got you on their payroll?
>>67486026
Fixed that for you :^)
>>67486056
we're beating russia and leaf on a daily basis too
we're fuckin invincible
ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCC
>even France eating Hungary alive
Prepare that statpadding for tomorrow Laine.
>>67486001
>>67485770
MATS!
fuck you, lilttle raggot
good job Norge !
>>67486385
thanks
quarter final within reach
GG Norway
NORGE ER NY VERDENSMESTEREN HEJ VERDESMESTEREN HEJ VERDENSMESTEREN HEJ
rip slovakia ;_;
>>67482149
>average salary here is 400e
t. Poprad
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