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>that kid who bought expensive equipment but was crap at the sport
>that kid who sprayed a full can of deodorant in the locker room
>that kid who would stand in the middle of the pitch and not do anything
>>67459464
>that kid everyone assumed was a repressed homosexual because he'd always try to pull peoples underwear down in the locker room as a joke
>that kid who wore swim trunks in the showers
>that kid whose feet stunk all the time
>that kid who ran the wrong way when you passed him the ball
>that pigeon toed, lightning quick, quiet kid from the country that nobody knew had ridiculous handles and broke your ankles in front of the cutest girl in your class
>that kid kid rode the bench but drank his whole Gatorade bottle anyways
That was me
>that kid who makes threads on 4chan
>that kid who would get pissed off at the teacher no matter what we played unless it was soccer
>>67459464
Me the last one
>that loud mouthed wanker who always sprinted off the line but couldn't actually run 1000m in under 5 minutes and made excuses to everyone who passed him as his strolled along after 200m
>that kid that fell for the penis inspection day meme and got nervous around ms. barker
>>67459544
Someone checked my dick in school
>>67459552
ur mum checked my dick last nite along with these digits haha
>that one kid who wasnt afraid to dive as a keeper
The hero we needed
>that kid who always got a boner under the shower
>that kid who wore his gym clothes under his regular clothes so he wouldn't have to get naked and never showered
>>67459572
>that kid who did slide tackles on concrete
F
>>67459522
This
>>67459605
the absolute mad man
>That kid who only only got selected to be a goalkeeper because people wanted to kick the ball at him and not actually try to score
>that kid who made reddit threads
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>that paki kid who did tricks and never passed the ball
>That kid who tried to enforce the offside rule on people who weren't blatantly goal hanging
>>67459803
>That kid who wanted to be the referee
>nobody listened to him
>>67459501
oh shit, xD
>>67459685
i'm sorry, anon
>that kid who thought and acted he was the best but everyone knew he was mediocre at best
Fuck I hated him
>The kid who demanded we'd play with a plastic ball instead of a regular one
>The kid who wore football shoes to school
>that kid who was always a full kit wanker
>that kid on the football team who unleashed an absolute blooter and broke some nerds arm
so fucking glorious
>that one kid who supported a team no one else had heard of
>the kid who flops in a pick up basketball game
>that kid who player coached in pick up games
>The kid who throws the football after it gets thrown to him
>that pinoy kid that was obsessed with basketball despite being like 5'
>>67460024
I know the feeling m8. Why midgets like us are obsessed with floorsqueak is beyond me.
>that kid who calls "foul! and one!" in basketball every time he was remotely breathed on
>that kid who was always picked last but ended up being the best player on the team
everyone on /sp/
>that kid who pretended to be a fan of the local team's rival to spite dad
>>67460131
>but ended up being the best player on the team
h-haha yeah, th-that's me man
>that kid we all took turns raping in the locker room
>that kid that watched the other guys changing
>>67459492
literally every white boy
>>67459492
>the one who had no qualms about showing their dick to everyone
>>67459594
Because he had a tiny dick
t. that kid
>>67460024
kek I know I guy just like this
>that kid on jv dline who would go full force in walkthroughs
Fucking hell man, we're playing tomorrow. Don't get anyone hurt.
>that kid that got mad during pick up bball punched a locker and broke his hand and missed the rest of the season
Our qb in hs lel he actually just got singed as a undrafted free agent he's a linebacker now tho
>>67459572
>>67459605
I was a combination of these, I'd even dive on concrete, I didn't give a shit when I was younger
>>67459495
Fuck this was me
>that obese DT that would fake an injury and ride the bench if he was getting beat
>that kid who would always be put as goalkeeper even though he's not terrible. simply nobody respected him and he couldn't stand up for himself
>That kid who would always raise his hand and cry foul whenever he got dusted on defense.
>That kid who would always yell and grunt as loud as he could when he knew the coaches were watching
>that kid who would never pay attention to the puck and was always offside
>that kid who wore gym shorts all winter
>that kid who insisted on playing goalkeeper and always took the ball out at least a third of the way whenever he'd get a stop or a pass
>>67461653
Goes hand in hand with
>>67460819
Quit sucking ass and you'll get to play. Sure hard work pays off but instead of just being annoying actually practice and learn.
>that white kid we raped and actually told his parents
The faggot
>That kid who had no handles or offensive skill who would just chuck 3's anytime he was passed the ball.
>That kid who would go 100% in gym class
>That kid who never had a ride to of from the games
>Americans shower after gym class
>>67461799
Did you guys not just take a bus together?
>>67461815
Not sure how serious you are but FWIW literally no one did at any level of school I went to.
>>67459508
That was literally everyone except two or three Indians who liked cricket. In the end the teachers just gave up and let us play football every session.
>that fat kid that could make ridiculous catches but was slow as fuck and never got open
or
>that fat kid that wanted to be all time q and we let him because we knew he was shit in the field and he could throw "ok"
>be from poor as fuck mississippi
>we can't afford to put "mostly" retarded kids in special school, only the "super" retarded ones
>mostly retarded kids in gym class
>have pubes at like age 8
>big giant man dick at age 9
>retard strength
>could barely control his arms, but was fucking lights out from the free throw line
I miss those freaks famalam.
>>67461834
??? we showered every day, i kept bodywash in my gym locker, i live in central florida so if you didn't shower after gym you were going to sweat even more and just smell fucking awful
there were some kids that didn't shower i guess but i mean they fucking stank
>>67461719
I agree with you 100%.
It's not like the coaches are blind idiots and don't think your tryhard attitude = actual performance. They are just assdamaged that they sit on the bench when better players who actually know what they are doing are on the field. I fucking hated that and made it a point to go against those kids whenever there were 1 on 1 drills.
>That kid that was better at ball than anyone else in the school but he always got kicked off the squad for getting fucked up on syrup and smoking weed and getting bitches pregnant and the coaches and his teammates stayed mad as fuck
I was that kid.
>>67461841
Hah. I was the fat kid with good hands. People didn't realize it at first and I balled out and then they started covering me and my claim to fame was ended.
>that one kid that would let you suck his dick in the shower cubicle while everyone else was getting changed
>>67461896
JaMarcus shouldn't you be trying to get back into shape instead of posting here if you're gonna make this comeback.
>>67461815
The changing rooms in my school had showers but I never saw anyone use them. We all just used to stink of sweat and Lynx Africa for the rest of the day.
>>67461925
> that one kid who worked the married coach's dick like a porn star
that was how it all got started for me, 8th grade gym class
>>67461896
We lost state because of a faggot like that. What's up with athletic black kids with the world at their feet not being able to stop nigging out until after they make that paycheck or get their trophy?
>>67461841
There was a fat Paki in my school who had really fast feet and trying to tackle him was a nightmare because of his combined skill and weight, but he would never actually accomplish anything with the ball because he could barely run. He was always the self-appointed captain as well
>>67461925
>shower cubicle
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>that 5' freshman kid who thought his basic MMA training would help him beat the shit out of a black 20 year old senior and got his head stomped by 5 black kids when he tried to grapple and was shoved to the ground instead.
Who else /southflorida/ here?
>that one kid who always got picked last in dodgeball because he couldn't throw worth a fuck, but had good hands so he ended up being an asset anyways.
>>67459495
I was in elementary school when dragonball was the shit, luckily I never had to encounter ninja cartoon mongs.
>that kid who kept striking out in softball
>>67461991
i knew a kid that would try to pick a fight with people all the time because he was a taekwondo blackbelt or some shit, some little scrawny fuck
he got the shit beat out of him by one of the baseball players because he thought a good way to get the dude's girlfriend to like him would be to tell her that he cheated on her lol
>That kid who could throw a 95mph fastball in tenth grade but would rather get stoned and now is a pizza delivery guy and it's awkward as fuck when you order food because he wants to talk about things and you just feel bad for him
Whenever we order from that place I make my gf get the door and I hide in another room so I don't have to talk to him. What a waste of talent.
>that bitchy kid who owned the ball and you had to suck up to in order to play
I got pissed, insulted him and he banned him from his games. Fucking faggot. Ball owners are always faggots.
>that kid who swung the baseball bat so hard he hit the back of his head and started crying
>>67461991
I don't believe this story you're telling me. There are no white kids in Florida and if he was Hispanic there would have been a race war
>>67462074
How popular is baseball down there actually?
>>67462067
The worst is when he's getting styled on so he takes his ball and goes home
>>67459735
Came in here to post this one lol.
>>67462064
to make you feel better, there are shitloads of kids who can pop 95-100 who never get anywhere in organized ball
>>67462064
Glory days... yeah they'll pass you by glory days...
I always used to get picked near the beginning because I was fairly tall for my age, had edgy spiky hair and wasn't fat.Don't know how I kept getting away with it though, I was rubbish at sports.
>that kid who was the try-hard and said he could throw a slider
>that kid who would shake you off even though he could only throw two pitches
Fuck you Darren, you were absolute garbage. And if you're reading this
>mfw I was the kid who told the batter what was coming
>>67461892
I was on the leadership council and they would assign us to "mentor" underclassmen.
Super talented kids, poor kids, "troubled" kids and those fucking overworkers.
Luckily I got some poor kid so all I to do was chill with him and buy him lunch.
One guy broke three of his fingers because he got a grunty kid and he dropped his bar while benching.
>>67462085
Not very. It's played in universities but softball is much more popular in schools.
>that fat, muscular kid who couldn't catch a football if his life depended on it, but had spider senses, hawk eyes, crazy reflexes and just ignored pain
Best goalkeeper we ever had, the amount of shots he saved with his face inhandball and football was insane. All while wearing glasses, that magnificent madman.
>That kid whose dad was the coach so he played every down even though he was fucking garbage
Glad he's dead 2bh.
>that kid in right field who was really nice but couldn't really play that well
>that kid who swallowed his first dip, puked everywhere, then got to go home for being a dumbass
>that kid who knew all the lines to Bull Durham and Major League and would constantly use them in the perfect situations
i miss baseball ;_;
>>67462026
Sonic the Hedgehog ran like that in the cartoons as well
>>67462076
Youve never been in Florida then.
>>67462233
There were autismhog cartoons?
I must be a nigger because I feel like I dodged a lot of bullets growing up.
>>67462209
>that kid that wanted to play catcher so he could eat sand
that kid was me
>>67462271
audible keks, you guys made baseball great
>that kid who did cartwheels in the outfield when someone was coming up to bat
>that kid who always would kick the ball over the fence
I was that kid
>>67462260
2, actually. And then an anime in the early-mid 2000s.
Yeah, you did well Germanfriend
>>67462011
>that kid who was the last one left on his team
>goes nuclear and pulls off some matrix-style dodges
>That one kid who was in the local club's academy but only there through contacts and earbending and was actually no better than anyone else
>that one kid who would score blooters but miss tap ins because he had a shitty first touch
guilty as charged
>That kid that freaked out and beat the shit out of the wrestling coach during practice one day and everybody was like wtf until we saw the cops arresting the coach and it turned out he had been taking that kid to Sanduskyville for awhile and they found a shitload of CP on the coach's school computer and when that kid came back to school he got all weird and started wearing Cannibal Corpse t-shirts and you and your bros tried to still be friendly with him because you didn't want to get shot but he wasn't having any of that shit and said he was putting a warlock spell on all of you and the last you heard about him he was in prison for getting caught manufacturing crystal meth
>>67462289
>that kid that looked at butterflies on the field and got knocked the fuck out by a line drive
that kid was also me
>>67462193
>That kid whose dad was the coach on the town's travelling baseball team whose son also plays your position so they stick you in the outfield.
Fuck you Nick. Everyone on the team knew I was an elite 3rd baseman and cleanup hitter. That's why I was on the fucking team. You couldn't even make the throw to first you limp-wristed, weak-armed faggot.
>that kid who double jumped
Fucking Andrés
>that one rich kid who would always turn up wearing a new full kit of a different team with champions league badges and a player's name and number on the back every second week
would always have new trainers/football boots too with engraving/initials on them too
>>67462333
>that kid who had a great eye and would constantly get walked
Truth be told it's because I was afraid to swing
>>67460001
fuck you, i had good strategies
>>67459816
>he made custom yellow and red cards with crayons and a piece of cardboard.
>>67460632
That was me, in 2003, although tbf everyone (five of us) had been comparing. Turned out I had the longest cock, and I had no issues showing it off. Also I'm bisexual.
>the kid who was a good hitter but was too slow to get on base in time
>that fucker who never passed
>That kid who got caught juicing in eleventh grade
Texas high school football is srs bzns.
>that one weird autistic kid who was unathletic as fuck and never played football but got a round of applause in assembly one morning because he'd been selected to represent Britain in some weird shit like orienteering or rockclimbing
>That kid that was good in every sport.
Now he's practically a bum so I'm not jealous anymore.
>>67462397
I knew that kid.
>Dude, it's not a steroid, it's a growth supplement
He almost killed himself because it fucked with his pituitary gland so much.
>that one kid that shaved his pubes before penis inspection day and failed
>the kid who threw up on purpose if practice got too hard so he could leave
>that 1 tubby kid who wouldn't even get in the showers with the lads
>that kid who had the technique of a god and speed of light but never learned what offside means even after 4 years of playing
>>67462412
literally me
>>67462458
so you were good at hockey and reindeer riding?
>>67462422
Pubes were weird. First everyone desperately wanted to have them and then everyone shaved them off.
>>67462464
yes and i was pretty good at improvised suicide
>that one kid on xanax who fell asleep in the bleachers during the first day and no one woke him up so he stayed there for the rest of the day until a janitor woke him up.
>>67462289
>that kid that always tried to force double and triple plays and would always try to do some crazy catches even if it was some routine groundball
My baseball career was just errors.jpg
>>67462470
Obviously not, Mr. Still Alive.
>>67462422
>that kid who had to lick everyone's foreskin clean after failing penis inspection day
Just a bit of cheeky banter tbqh
>>67461961
In year 7 everyone one showered but eventually everyone just stopped completely.
>>67462482
how do you know im not dead?
>>67462093
Are there pakis in spain?
>>67462478
>That kid who got knocked out because he was a dumbass catcher who thought every ball was playable then slid headfirst into the backstop trying to catch a pop fly
not my finest moment
>>67462357
>that kid that tried to hit a home run every at bat
fucking steven don't swing at a god damn pitch out
>>67462398
Absolute kek. It was archery for the kid at my school. He even did European competitions and shit.
>That kid who was good at every sport if he tried but literally never tried
That was me 2bh
>>67462510
It's a secret.
>that one kid that won a national title in speech and debate but only got a unnoticed congratulations on the announcements and nobody cared
why are non-athletic achievements so unrecognized by schools in shithole towns?
>>67462521
>That kid that tried to bounce the bat off the plate and always fucked it up
We would make fun of him by trying it too, then just let it fly wherever
>during summer practice your highschool football team was looking like you could go deep in the playoffs
>at the end of the summer and the start of the school year only 1/4 of t he starters are there since the other 3/4 got arrested for acting all nig noggin
>tfw you were the original starters and had to play with the good kids who weren't as athletic.
>>67462551
Debate club is some crazy shit, probably have to do a few lines of coke before talking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZeDq90Ar4k
>that kid that rarely showed up to practice but since his parents was rich as fuck and sucked the coaches' dick he started anyways
>>67459605
>>67459572
I did this, even in rocky dirt.
Those Kids: Kickball Edition
>that kid who insisted that every pitch he got in kickball was too fast or too bouncy
>that kid who was too slow on a particularly hard kick and got full-on rekt when the kickball hit him in the face
>that kid who played outfield and always tried to throw runners out even when he couldn't throw to the infield without it bouncing
>the one kid who had to miss games cause he had piano lessons/a play/sewing club/karate class/etc.
>that kid (preferably with glasses) who's face was a ball magnet.
>>67460106
I knew a guy like this, broke his nose and told him "it wasn't even a foul".
>>67461147
fuck yeah bud
I loved rainy days on that red dirt, I always used to come home completely red, covered in that stuff
>that kid who didn't know how to play basketball so he just shot 3s the whole game
>>67462526
>In my high school our gym class always was the same as our science class due to there being extended lab periods once a week that took the place of the gym period
>There were always a couple weird kids who were stuck with your gym class anyways
>There was this one kid Doug who was fucking nuts to the point where our teacher would not let him participate in archery
>He was told to go play badminton by our teacher but the other gym teacher didn't know this
>Our class goes outside towards the archery field
>He goes to the equipment room and grab a racquet and birdie
>The teacher there grabbed him and asked what he was doing taking the equipment
>He twisted her arm around her back and pulled it out of its socket
>Now he wasn't allowed to play badminton either
>Then he went to India for a month and came back wearing silk shirts the rest of the year
>He was white
>the fat kid who always played GK for the first team and then got to play striker for the second team and scored a fucking bicycle kick securing their only win of the season
.. ;_;
>>67462677
>that kid who would constantly brick fadeaways
>that kid who used to walk around naked after co-ed swim practice and walk into the girl's locker room to fuck with them and helicopter dick in front of them
I'd go to jail for that shit nowadays. The girls would walk in naked sometimes too. We all thought it was funny and most of us were fucking eachother back then, now the tumblr police would send us to prison forever.
>that scrawny kid who broke his wrist when he blocked a shot as a goalkeeper
>That kid who played every sport and partied all the time in high school who is now in jail for CP
Hahahah fuck you Jimmy!
>>67462731
that kid who had NO reflexes at all yet the teacher/coach still made him goalie
>>67462668
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
>>67462772
>that kid who was the jap goaltender in webm related
>>67462786
I also cut open some guys orbit with an elbow to the face, he was on my team. I told him it was his fault (it was).
>Football games where it was literally just one year vs the other
The best game I ever played was a 50 Lower 6th vs 50 Upper 6th games on a gaelic pitch(so it's fucking massive). It was an absolute fucking wrecking session. Never a foul or anything was given even though 8(eight) people broke bones. Straight hoofing and only the kid who went on to actually play in the prem could do anything.
>>67462827
I know, same thing popped to my mind, but none of the league browses 4chan.
>>67462791
You mean goalkeeping?
>>67462848
no, I mean goaltending.
>literally too short to make a desperation save
>east azns
>>67462332
Was he a weirdo before he got exposed as being diddled?
>>67462822
Sounds like a ton of fun desu.
>>67462899
Massive footy matches at lunchtime were, until some knobhead kicked the ball onto the school's roof
>>67462702
I hate hearing about these missed high school opportunities
>>67462888
>goaltending
>that kid who thought he was the ref and got overly competitive when things didn't go his way
>That kid whose dad just yelled at him and the coach the entire game
>>67462988
Felt so fucking bad for that kid, he'd be so good in practice but would just choke up in the games and then falter out of the sport
>>67462954
>britpakis
>>67462382
ahmed raping enemies of islam in britain doesnt count as being bisexual.
>>67462988
That's baseball over here, at least if your dad used to play baseball.
We're talking dads yelling at their kids over a pee wee league game.
>>67463001
Same here. Everyone on the team felt awful because he was a great kid and friends with all of us, but as soon as the game started, his dad would just be a complete asshole to him and he just clammed up and bottled everything.
>>67463083
Apparently when I was really young my dad, a coach, would be like that. Then a ref poswd a question to him about it, and for the rest of his coaching career my dad would bring a lawn chair and sit in it and only give instruction if it was desperately needed.
He became more concerned with the players knowing what to do and figuring it out than being told what to do.
He never told me what the ref said, but damn, I am happy he said something.
>>67463134
You should really see if you could find out what was said. I am genuinely curious as to what would impact him that much to have a completely different approach and outlook from there on out.
>>67463471
"Got pictures of your wife and your wife's son's dad together".
>>67462591
what the fuck is this shit
>that kid that always wanted to fight
>kid picks up a football and just rails it into the air
>smashes some fat nignog on the top of the head who then smashes her head into the fucking metal picnic benches they put for some reason.
Bitch broke her nose and came in with even blacker eyes the next day.,
>>67462591
this can't be fucking serious kek
>>67462591
why is he fucking barking
>that guy who got pansed after practice and tried to stab the guy who did it and ended up emotionally destroyed because everyone now knew he had a small dinger
>that fat annoying cunt bitch kid who thought she would be cute and funny when she stole the ball from from the guys while they were playing and then got a full force shoulder tackle by one of the biggest guys and would proceede to lay on the ground crying while the substitute teacher laughed at her
>that American kid who was good at soccer but no other sports and didn't get that high school pussay like the football players or even our shitty basketball team
>that kid later went to a big university and finally got some
me tßh
>>67463747
>that guy who got accused of molestation by a teacher because he pansed someone
Is pansed the right word? I always hear people call it different things.
>that kid whose mum would also pack a fruit shoot and/or a fruit winder in his kit bag, and he'd stand there eating/drinking it smugly after every game waiting for the minibus even though he always plays shit
>>67463849
>that kid who had a milf mom
>that kid who shouted fight when there wasn't one
>had half the school chasing him in the school building
>>67459464
> british "athletes"
>>67463849
fuck you. just because my mummy loves me there's no need to be bitter. i was better than you.
>>67463712
to get air
>>67463810
you were probably just an autist, the soccer players at my school fucked all the chicks.
>>67463920
But he was right since you guys started chasing him, sorta. The guy predicted the future
>That kid who had eczema and because of it was very shy and got bullied
>This started from yr 7 till 11 and people assumed he was gay from day one
Still feel bad for making him suck my dick
>That mexican kid who wore Total 90s and Adidas Sambas to school
>Those fat kids who joined the wrestling team as freshmen to lose weight and came out ripped as seniors
>>67459464
>"Anyone got any Lynx? I'm beefin."
Wasn't PE if you didn't hear this in the changing rooms after.
>That oddly athletic kid who starts getting letters from big name schools in high school but somehow never makes it
>That kid who starts to bloom athletically in High school and later you find out hes now in the NFL
>>67464565
>I'm beefin."
Never heard this to be honest with you
>>67464625
South LDN ting man.
>>67462136
bro i dont care if your pitcher's a douche, telling the batter what's coming is grounds for immediate execution and mother cucking
you are far worse for doing that than any wannabe faggot ever could be
>>67462209
our team did billy madison lines and some from major league
>>67460024
I knew this kid, he had wicked handles man.
>>67462323
we had a few kids like that on our high school baseball team
favors stopped once they were rostered though, at least our coach had the good sense to not let them ruin games by playing them. i did feel bad because there were a few guys i played lower levels with that were at the same school and i felt could be developed into useful players but never got a chance because there wasn't space between better players and fund raiser children
>>67462334
>that one daddyball fucker that would always let his son pitch even though he was shit
>after a while he would let the actual best pitcher throw as a priority but his son was still always second in rotation
holy fucking shit i refused to play for that dude the next year, he tried to draft me again for summerball and i had my dad petition the park so i didn't have to. game throwing bullshit.
>>67464794
Fucking kek
>>67462334
baseball is the fucking worst for this scenario. So many seasons ruined by nepotism
>that one kid who was the reigning state wrestling champ that decided one day that attacking the resource officer in the cafeteria was a good idea until he was pulled off by someone else and then pepper sprayed and tazed in the chest by the officer once he got up
Sam I don't know where you are now, but you're still an idiot
>>67464858
>until he was pulled off by someone else
>>67464858
>tazed in the chest by the officer once he got up
classy
>>67464858
>Getting tazed and pepper sprayed in School
>That autistic kid that they made the coach put on our team that used to whip out his dick and piss in the outfield during the game
I had to have surgery on my foot and was out for a week at the start of the season so I would sit on the bench by the coach. I swear to God he would call him a "Fucking abomination" under his breath and just sit there exasperated with his head in his hands while the retard's mom would run out to the outfield and put his dick back in his pants for him.
>>67464965
It's not like he was going to shoot him with his gun, the cop wasn't another student.
>play basebore when i was a kid
>left handed
>the schoolyard we played in had a slanted roof to the immediate left and a 2-story building with a flat roof to the immediate right
>i was good as fuck at batting but if i pulled my swing i'd roof it
>people get mad as fuck at me for roofing 2 balls a game and eventually i'm not allowed to bat
I'M NOT JUST GONNA HIT IT TO YOU IN LEFT FIELD
>>67464989
lel
>>67464918
>
>>67464942
Still have no clue what started it. Sam just walked up behind him and decked the shit out of him.
>>67464965
It was the day I found out pepper spray fucks up everyone near it once sprayed, half the cafeteria was sneezing and coughing horribly, but the dumbass practically was begging for it. He was still being aggressive after getting pulled off the officer so the officer shut him down.
>>67461961
The showers in our school changing rooms were used to punish the little shits who grassed. One day one of the hard kids tried to put me in there after I tackled him in rugby and he didn't like it, but he didn't realise I'd been doing tae-kwon-do for 6 years so he ended up soaked and humiliated
I was never exactly popular but cunts left me alone after that.
Nobody actually used them for showering though, that would be gay as fuck
>>67464835
I lost two championship games because of that shit. Back to back years even.
What's even worse is that we put up NINE (9!!!) runs on the board in the first inning the first time and we still lost 14-16. The second game we put up 7 runs and again we lost, this time to the tune of 13-14. The same kid started both games. Oh, he was the coach's son. His relief pitcher once he got shelled? The assistant coach's son.
Fucking kids wanting to pitch and their dads letting them get their moment in the "big game." Shut the fuck up, let the real players play, and try winning the fucking championship with the players that got you there.
>That kid who can't take a shit without literally removing all of his clothing.
>>67461815
Literally everyone does, pajeet
>that kid with the napoleon complex that was constantly overcompensating
>>67465252
Had a 4' nothing black kid we called Dot like that.
>that kid who always tried to act tough then turned into a bitch every time someone made contact with him
>>67462753
lmao
>>67461896
REEEEEEEEE we had a giganigga in my school full of mostly white kids that did this to us. I guess I shouldn't be surprised though.
>Private school finds some Super-Negro that can play sports like a pro
>Buses him in from da hood
>He can't acclimate to the regular life
>Ends up testing positive for drugs and gets arrested for being in a gang and torpedoes the team that got used to him scoring a triple double every game
>>67465203
I'm that adult. Only in public restrooms though. With the door open.
>That new kid who got picked last but turned out to be a god at football
>>67462967
this fucking cunt
>>67465344
Reminded me of this
>>67464835
it's specifically because of scenarios like this that i will purposely be an asshole to my children whenever i coach and will bench them much faster than other kids if they don't deserve to be on the field.
> that kid that lost grip of the bat and that kid that got hit in the face by the bat.
Not me luckily. I fucking hate > softball though it's like basebore but gayer
>>67465355
>that new kid who nobody spoke to but made friends after he scored in playground footy once
>>67465367
That's baller as fuck.
>>67462138
i dont know if i hang out with an underclassman in football
i had a hard enough time making myself show up for practice
>>67462323
I knew a kid that was in the Hartlepool academy because his dad was one of the coaches. He got released, went to the York City academy and got released from that too.
>>67460632
That was my PE teacher. It made everyone uncomfortable. he was the only naked person in the locker room.
>rhythmic slapping sounds.
>>67465403
Literally me famalam
>>67465390
Did you play softball in the Netherlands?
>>67465374
My dad did that to me with basketball. I used to be a fucking maniac with my temper and get in everyone's face. He wasn't putting up with it.
Just last week he was cleaning some old boxes out of his house and found old scoring books of when I played. He showed them to me when I saw him over the weekend. I averaged about 25 ppg in about 3 quarters of play for a few seasons. I rarely got minutes that would accumulate to 4 quarters of play either because I fouled out, was T'd up too many times, or he got sick of me and threw me out himself. That's parenting. Thanks dad, I actually appreciate you showing me how much of an asshole I was over some stupid game.
>>67465439
>tfw I was the one that spoke to him first after he scored
>>67463562
>>67463599
>>67463712
bring up as many arguments as possible so that the other team can't refute them all. Apparently particpants can't be judged on how they speak so they just speed through as many as they can
>>67465447
yes with PE we never played baseball though
>that kid hanging by the sidelines and commentating the game just to feel included even though nobody paid attention to him
>>67465539
kek'd
forgot about him
>that kid who we never talk to but we suddenly get friendly because we need one more player.
>>67461972
because they're niggers. you might as well ask why a fucking dog shits in the house when it could have just waited an extra hour until you got home
>>67465203
who else takes their shirt off at home when they're going to take a shit?
>that kid on your 5-a-side team who was shit but you and your team kept hyping him up and it caused him to actually play good
based kaz
>>67462702
And then you woke up
>>67465390
i once fouled a ball awkwardly straight into my eye socket
it was instantly swelling and i had a massive shiner for the next two weeks
>>67465532
but how do they even understand the arguments? do they get a script or something?
>tfw turned up to 5 a side wearing jeans and slip on trainers one time
>every now and then one my trainers would come off
Never made that mistake again
>>67465589
everyone knows you really did put the felix elixir in his drink harry
>>67465608
>Bongos didn't have cheeky locker room time with the girls because they went to all gay male schools where buttfucking 101 was on the curriculum
>that kid who played soccer past grade school
>that kid who'd always plead for penalty when someone sneezes on him
>>67465648
>slip on trainers
not even once
>That kid who would cry literally every time he struck out
I thought you'd get used to sucking at sports but I guess not
>>67465532
i don't see a useful skillset for anything other than auctioneer here tbqh
>>67462591
is this guy possessed
what's going on
>>67465657
in all honesty it's pretty unlikely anything in that dude's post actually happened because of how strictly monitored that sort of thing is
e.g. most locker room entrances are in completely different buildings or across the basketball floor indoors
quickies under stairwells however are not unheard of
>>67465589
>Tfw I was that kid
>I knew I was shit for the first few months, other teams use to verbally call me out as the weak player and target me
>One team mate and captain kept telling me after every game that I played really well
>Eventually built up my confidence
>Next season we won the league and the organiser named me as player of the year
I got a golden ball for it
>>67465740
I'm proud of you son. I knew you could do it.
>>67462618
>that kid that would try to kick the ball straight up and hit the rafters every time
>>67465733
>how strictly monitored that sort of thing is
>e.g. most locker room entrances are in completely different buildings or across the basketball floor indoors
Wrong and wrong. Do you think all schools are built the same? The mens locker room and women's locker room was separated by a wall with a door in it at my high school. No one cared either during night practices, we were lucky to have a lifeguard there and while we were getting dressed the coach and lifeguard usually fucked off and left.
>>67462618
>the girls who would just stand there and let the ball hit their legs and then walk back to the kicking line because they didn't give a shit
i mean i wasn't hyper competitive but at least a little effort would've been nice
>that kid who runs the ball back into the endzone and kneels when he realizes he's about to get lit up on a kick return
>i..i didn't know it was a safety guys
>that kid who curls in the squat rack or directly on top of the dumbel stand
>>67465767
do the words "pretty unlikely" and "most" mean anything to you mr. defensive?
>>67465824
that's just general gym shitheads though, that happens in every gym everywhere
>>67465835
Sure they do, but you saying most is bullshit. You got a book of the architecture of all the high schools in America on you or something nigga?
>that one kid who ran into the basketball pole and got a gash in his forehead that was so wide that the music teacher Mr. Abbott had to superglue it closed in front of everybody while the kid was screaming bloody murder
>that kid who everyone piled on when the teacher wasn't there
>that kid who never wanted to play anything because he knew everyone would make fun of him and humiliate him
>that kid who sucked at sports more than girls
>>67465751
T-thanks.
>that fat kid that would wear jerseys and shirts from professional sports teams to school everyday but sucked at literally anything athletic.
we get it, your dad is rich
>that one kid who always had a note from his mum or forgot his kit
>>67465733
The locker rooms were separated by being put on opposite sides of the athletic wing at my school.
Each sport had a locker room and there was a big shower room. Same thing for girls on the other side completely out of view from the men's section.
>That kid who actually liked playing in goal
The thing was that everyone fought over him so they didn't have to rotate keepers
>>67465895
You're welcome.
>that kid that was the only one that could muller the rounders ball off the school field
>tfw that kid was me
>>67465929
>disliking playing in goal
in a shit team you can literally become the hero without any risk
>>67465929
>>67466066
>that guy who said he was a keeper and would like to join the team
>mid season he says he no longer wanted to be a keeper and wanted to play in the field
>>67465355
Me desu.
>>67465403
Fucking didn't happen, but the Chads were just friendly to me after. ;_;
>>67462521
I did that, I was getting closer and closer to the fence in the small park and then next year I'm up to the full size park and all I can do is fly out
>that kid whose defensive tactic is to just hoof it down the field as hard as you can
>that kid who was goofing off next to the field with pic related
>football hits him in the hand slicing his fingers open
I was glad he got stitches because then he couldn't play
>>67466242
That was how I got into the football team in Year 7 though.
>that one diabetic kid who didn't have to participate if he didn't want to.
OFFICIAL KID PICKED POWER RANKINGS
1.Blacks
2.Tall kids
3.Your best friend
4.Other white kids
POWER GAP
5.Foreign kids
6.Girls
EXTREME POWER GAP
9000.Fat kids
900001.Gay kids
>>67465905
>that kid who enjoyed sports, but wasn't good at them.
>that kid who liked music, but couldn't sing or play an instrument.
>that kid who said he's straight but would suck off the entire soccer team if they didn't beat him up every day.
You're that third one, anon.
>that kid who played better on the wing when he smoked up before the game
>>67466475
Where are the inhaler and glasses kids?
Are they filed under gay kids?
>>67465909
>that kid who avoided PE by hiding in the library/toilets
>>67460256
This
>>67462591
Fuck dude I was at this tournament. I remember thinking lyall and azhar were nuts
>that one kid that was smaller than almost everyone else that levels the biggest kid as soon as the PE teacher looks away and the two hand touch game turns full contact
And then you get busted because everyone nigs out
>>67467951
Also included is
>that unassuming small kid who is a tough as nails tackling machine that can take a huge hit as well as he dishes them out.
>that kid that pooped his pants running laps
He will be "that kid" until the day he dies
>that fast black kid who was unstoppable at capture the flag.
>that one kid who didn't understand the rules of the sport
>>67466285
>being a kid when iPod nano came out
IN TO THE TRASH IT GOES
>the inevitable first day of gym underlying assumption that the best white kid is worse than the worst black kid at basketball
>that quiet, average looking white kid who only came to this high school because of district realignment and doesn't know anybody gets picked last
>busts out ridiculous handles and silly feeds all period long while all the black kids "WOOOOO DAYUM WHITEBOI"
it wasn't me but he was fun to watch
>>67468767
Not even surprising.
My high school was small town white bread as fuck. I was not on the basketball team but I had two friends on the team. Our whyte boi basketball team would go Chicago and Milwaukee for tournneys and absolutely destroy the inner city black teams.
>>67460164
Shit you got me
>That one kid who could bench 225 in the 7th grade.
>>67462591
This kid could be a great rapper
>>67468890
I could do this
>that weird kid who everyone picked on that had a meltdown and tried to fight everyone else and got himself suspended
Glad that kid never brought a gun to school because I would have been the first target
>that kid that hated sports so much that he injured himself on purpose
>>67468890
tim tuordo
he was adult male sized in heighth and weight at 11 years old
and he only got bigger, i think he's like 6'8 260 now and a navy seal or some shit
he was a fucking animal but never got any pussy because he was short tempered and pretty much everybody was terrified of him
>>67468753
is the cut off to these stories age 10 or is it high school?
>That kid who weighed 230 in 7th grade but could do more pullups than anyone in school
He ended up playing in the NFL
>That kid whose mom didn't let him play Little League in 3rd grade and made him play Dad's Club softball instead and all the boys in his class playing Little League made fun of him
>tfw that was me
>>67469187
your dad has no spine
if my wife tried that shit with my son i'd tell her to fuck right off
>that PE teacher that ended up being outed as a nonce
>>67469238
What if it's your wife's son?
>the fat kid who had the ridiculously powerful shot, kids would duck when he shot
>That kid who watched Power Rangers like a fiend and started fights on the bus every damn day even though he always get his ass beat.
One day he got his ass beat and thrown in the aisle and kids were literally walking on top of him to get off the bus. He's in prison for child molestation now.
>that pacy kid who was completely useless but he was fast as fuck so he had a guaranteed spot in the team
>that kid that tried to finger a sleeping girl on the bus
I wonder where he is now
>That kid who wouldn't shut up about being on a traveling soccer team
>>67469294
i'm no cuck pedro.
>that one kid who kicked the ball onto a tree, roof or outside the school
>>67469379
A kid on my bus used to bite girls on the arm. He was a bit retarded, we befriended him and used him as a body guard for a while, he would even go on errands for us.
>That kid in elementary school who stole a football from the school and threw it out the bus window on the way home and hit a car
>>67462398
no idea what orienteering is
rockclimbing takes serious athleticism tho
>that autistic kid that had a pity spot on the football team that we convinced to jerk off on the bus and got suspended
>that kid that would run around for the whole game, get tired so he would ask to play as goalie and fuck the team over because he was shit
>those bolivian/peruvian kids that would just play murderball the whole game and argue between themselves all the time
>the fat kid who couldnt run a single lap
>>67469238
My dad hadn't really played sports, I don't think he realized how bad it would be.
>tfw I showed up to the first practice and the team was girls, boys who were awful at sports.
>tfw I wasn't even that good at sports but I was easily the best player on the team
>tfw the original coach was one of the kids dads and didn't know a goddamn thing about baseball or softball. At least he got replaced by some girl's dad who told my mom I should be playing Little League.
>the one girl who was actually good at sports
>the one girl who was terrible but got on good teams because she was hot
Also did anyone else have a based gym teacher who would let kids choose a competitive or non-competitive game so the tryhards like me could actually try without having to deal to deal with random shitters on their team?
>That autistic kid with a bowl haircut that threw flame
He never talked but I respected the fuck out of him. Dude had the livest arm I've ever seen,
>>67470666
checking my own satanic trips
>>67461966
Thanks for the raging boner fag
>>67470666
had a kid like that in my class, I actually played baseball and was a pitcher, but this kid naturally had a way better natural arm than I did, and I was throwing 80s. Told him almost every single gym class where we would do anything throwing related that he should play baseball, he always just shrugged and kinda smirked. He could also bomb a football about 60 yards in grade 11, and was always elected to be the QB on football days even though he never wanted to and just wanted to play d (his team always won)
>>67459605
>>67461147
>>67462671
I still do.
My knees are fucked
>>67470923
The kid I'm talking about was a pitcher on our team. His mom signed him up and would be in the dugout every game with him. Dude had pin point control too. He would rage when he started getting hit so the coach would take him out of the game at that point. He had this shrill scream it was kinda funny but none of us laughed.
>>67471033
Unfortunately I never had any skilled autistic kids on my teams growing up. Until I made AAA the majority of my baseball team was basically just kids whose mothers wouldnt let them play lacrosse
>that kid who only got picked because he was tall
>that one kid who quit all sports after becoming obsessed with anime
Dammit
>>67471405
you're that kid aren't you?
>that kid who bought expensive equipment but was crap at the sports
> Dallas Cowboys
>>67469594
growing up in the first world is savage man
>that one kid who got fucked with constantly but lowkey plots his revenge and comes into school and shoots Jimmy
>>67471428
Don't look at me
>that kid who always walked on the track instead of ran and never gave a shit
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