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Rosberg 100
Hamilton 57
Räikkönen 43
Ricciardo 36
Vettel 33
>Spanish GP next
>Kvyat and Verstappen swap seats, effective immediately
>Rosberg looking to become only the second driver in history to win 8 races in a row (Vettel) and the third driver in history to win the first 5 races of a season (Mansell, Schumacher)
>Sauber barely alive, probably won't make it to the end of the season
>Palmer on suicide watch as Renault are looking to replace him with Esteban Ocon, Sergey Sirotkin, Jean-Eric Vergne, Mika Salo or Martin Brundle
>Haryanto doesn't have the money he was supposed to have so expect him to get replaced ASAP by someone with cash
>Canopy/aeroscreen probably delayed until 2018
>Baku circuit will be absolutely fucking insane
First for Gilles
>>67454032
who /needs an orthodontist/ here
:DddddDDD
>>67454362
Lauda
>>67453936
>Martin Brundle
>>67453936
>>67455301
I'd rather they replaced him with good old Mansell desu, he'll expose Hamilcuck as a total carbabby
>>67455379
Honestly i'd like to see JEV back on the grid
we need more French temperament to spice things up
>>67455456
we could do with an Italian on the grid as well
i nominate based Fisi
>>67454244
It's terrible what happened to Pironi. He was deserving of a title. Poor Prost as well, he always hated driving in the rain after that.
>>67456942
but Pironi killed Gilles
>>67456942
Agree. I still believe french drivers are cursed. Most of the talented french drivers died, had career ending crashes or extremely unfair careers.
>Cevert
>Depailler
>Pironi
>Tambay
>Panis
>Vergne
>Bianchi
>there will never be another Tripoli Grand Prix
We need F1 on gravel
>>67458302
F1 on ice would be pretty chill as well
>>67458302
group b cars from the 80s were as fast as f1 cars from the 80s were iirc, let's just get rid of f1 and put the drivers in group b cars
>At his wit's end as the negotiations stalled, Dennis suggested that one way to resolve his differences with Senna was with the spin of the coin. Senna had not the foggiest idea what Dennis was talking about.
>Dennis explained the principle of a coin toss, but given the nature of the two men involved, he felt compelled to draw diagrams and write out rules.
>draw diagrams and write out rules
>the city of Ron Benis' autism
>>67458353
I know m8, WRC is my #1 autosport I'm just in these threads because today's WRC is unwatchable and they killed it harder than F1.
I think current WRX cars WITH SOME MODIFICATIONS would be WRC Group B class if it wasn't banned.
>>67458367
That is more likely Senna's doing. For some reason he felt like he required a deep understanding of anything before he does it.
Appearantly including coin tosses.
ULTIMATE NUMBER 2 DRIVER RANKINGS
1. Barrichello
2. Wobbler
3. Massa (?)
4. Coulthard
5. Patrese
6. Trulli
7. Fisi
8. Brundle
>>67458464
You forgot Rosberg
>>67458483
he has the ability to dig himself out of the hole, the rest have sealed their fate.
>>67458464
Ricciardo
>>67458511
Dominating the No.1 driver makes him a pretty shit No. 2 driver though
>>67458604
>le less points than kiwi yacht man
>>67458464
>Not listing BASED Eddie Irvine.
mad amx
>>67458464
1. Gimi
2. Alonso
3. Niggerton
have a go at this lads
https://www.bakucitycircuit.com/event-guide/virtual-tour/lores
>>67458980
dirt rally doesn't even come close in terms of difficulty
>>67458980
I didn't know the track is narrow mostly everywhere. This is worse than I thought.
>>67458980
did this last night
i got fucking stuck in midair on invisible kerbs
>>67458336
Get out
red flag
>>67459226
mfw ALL of the corners can be taken flat out
>>67459226
That would be literally the best outcome for the race.
>>67459116
>2:01
Fucking suomi autist. For me it's impossible to drive in a straight line let alone get under 3min.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V273madaXGU&feature=youtu.be
>>67458980
Does it work with a racing wheel?
>>67458980
Well shiet.
>>67459804
>mfw that madman takes every 90* turn @ 240km/h
Physics-engine made by codemasters I presume.
>>67458980
That game might be a piece of shit but the track model seems to be based on actual plans. As long as they don't install chicanes at T15 and T19 this could be the best new F1 circuit in decades.
>>67459868
>this could be the best new F1 circuit in decades.
Did you get a different track than me?
>>67458980
Had one high speed spin. Fug :D
>>67459878
Did you crash before the second half?
>>67459903
I get what you're mean, but the narrowness of the entire track ruins it for me. I thought it would only be narrow around the castle section, but it's everywhere. Except the ridiculously wide start/finish part.
>>67459927
didn't your sister have your number before?
>>67459938
I don't see how this is related, Belgium.
my sister is crying downstairs saying someone won't return her calls
>>67459950
Is she blonde, pouty lips, magnificent ass?
>>67459962
>is she one of the 99%
Anyone else get really excited when they saw Niki Lauda in the new Captain america movie?
>>67459978
Fine, is she walking funny? :^)
>>67459979
quite like that actor but don't care for capeshit
>>67459950
does her cooch smell different today?
>>67459988
>>67460019
jokes on you, she's post op
>>67458353
No they werent. They were only close in qualifying trim, with ultra sticky one lap tyres and qualifying engines with a million hp that wouldn't last more than a couple runs. And by close I mean a pole for them would probably qualify them outside of top ten on the grid, so not all that close
>>67460019
My sisters and gf coochs smell wildly different. Could it be the smell of a virgin differs from that of a throughly broken in cooch?
>>67460056
m8 your gf is not a virgin
>>67458980
Worst F1 track ever?
>>67460069
I was aware
Why is it that so many drawings and games have a different curve after the haipin even though it never was like that in real life?
>>67459979
If only Thor was in that movie.
Why don't they bring back the San Marino Grand Prix? Is it because of Senna?
>>67458980
Monaco2.0 2bh
>>67460448
San Marino ran out of money to pay.
Also the circuit was a bit shit.
Now they have made it a bit less shit and San Marino might be able to pay if there was no Italian GP
>>67458980
Was happy with my lap.
>>67459868
Then I saw you.
Finnaly a photo in which he doesnt look like a conplete psycho
>>67460181
Looks like it was the original plan. This also doesn't have the new turn one, which every map seems to get wrong as well. What games have it wrong?
>>67460728
>if there was no Italian GP
Is there any news on Monza?
I know there were fears a while back that it might not stay on the calender.
>>67461617
nah senpai, that's a serial killer stare right there
>>67461645
every map seems to get Club wrong at Silverstone, it was reprofiled in the 2010 revamp but everyone seems to ignore it
pic related is how it should look, https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Circuit_Silverstone_2011.svg is how it shouldn't look
http://www.motorsport.com/nascar/news/stewart-haas-working-to-make-grosjean-s-nascar-debut-happen-734861/
>>67461658
I think Bernie said it was safe actually, just not in a very clear cut way.
They are putting in a new chicane for just the motorbikes at Curva Grande and Bernie was getting pissed that Monza was spending money to secure an FIM license and not spending it on the GP.
Given that Monza was stripped of an FIM license 3 years ago and have been desperately trying to get it back so they can host motorcycling again it is a hugely dick move from Bernie.
>>67461617
>Finnaly a photo in which he doesnt look like a conplete psycho
Nope, still look like he has 3 bodies in his trunk stare
>Nelson Piquet Jr will join Carlin for the Formula 3 Pau Grand Prix this weekend.
http://www.carlin.co.uk/news/fia-european/carlin-field-piquet-jr-pau-grand-prix/
>peegay bored of being a formula e backmarker already
>Red Bull gives you wings
>little front wings comes from the Red Bulls
Neat.
>>67461617
>tfw Valtteri will never watch on as Emilia bathes in your blood
>>67461671
I Guess you're right. All my friends say he does.
>>67461739
>nascar
>>67461739
Has anyone outside of the Americas ever won a cup race?
>>67453936
Was Heinz Harald part asian?
Gook looking fuck
>>67461739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEjazl-rJL0
HYPE
Y
P
E
>>67461837
Checked it.
Forgot about Ambrose and Andretti doesn't count
>>67461837
Andretti won the 1967 Daytona 500, but he was already a US citizen by then
>>67461837
Montoya and Marcos Ambrose both have, but they were on road courses, no one's ever won a Cup race on an oval. They came pretty close. Piquet Jr won some on the lower levels.
When is he going to snap guys?
help me lads
So I watched this shitty Finnish reality TV show with a bunch of famous athletes talking about their careers and Mika Häkkinen was one of them. Learned almost nothing new about him but there were a few funny or interesting tidbits about his career that I hadn't heard before
>When he outqualified Senna in the McLaren in 93, Senna asked him how he drove a specific corner, to which Mika responded "with big balls" which resulted in Senna going on a "what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch" rant, listing his achievements and pole position and win stats, losing his temper completely lol
>Mika cried to Ron Dennis in 2001, backstage at some gala, about how he couldn't take the frustration and disappointment of McLaren failing all the time. Basically cried and rage quit because the car wasn't reliable and he couldn't deal with it anymore lol. He quit F1 basically because McLaren a shit
>Couldn't move half his face for a long time after his accident
>He claims to have been celibate for a period of time in hopes of it improving his racing. He said he did it for a YEAR and then concluded it didn't work really.
>Mika Häkkinen is almost certainly autistic in the non-meme way. He is a very nice but strange person even in a Finnish context
>>67461758
he was in f3 12 years ago. fucking kek.
Piquet F1 comeback when?
[spoiler]Its not even THAT crazy of an idea if you think about it, he is barely the same driver as he was back then. Shown to be a much better driver than previously thought it FE and other stuff. Not that it will ever happen lol but it would be incredible if he went through the feeder series route for a second time just for shits and gigs[/spoiler]
>>67461998
>He quit F1 basically because McLaren a shit
Makes me wonder. They had some shitty periods, but were still always considered a top team, probably because they always got back to the top. in a few years.
How long can the extremely shitty streak they have now continue before they aren't considered a top team anymore and become some sort of late '00 Williams, I guess..
>Formula 1 tyre supplier Pirelli has clarified that Max Verstappen and Daniil Kvyat will use each other's tyre compound selections up to the Austrian Grand Prix, after their in-season seat swap.
>inb4 they both only pick mediums to fuck each other
>>67462200
McLaren have a works deal with Honda, so they at least have the potential to become a top team once the engine issues are fixed. Also, they still have money.
Williams had money troubles and ever since BMW dumped them they didn't have a works deal either.
Also, as long as McLaren has Alonso and/or Button, they will be considered a top team.
>>67462222
Pretty sure all those tyre choices are confirmed unfortunately (much like how the tyres used in Australia were picked during the winter).
>>67462222
they've already picked their tires m8
>>67462222
We already know they have to keep the tyres the other picked before they knew they'd switch
>>67461955
I'll talk to her to convince Valtteri
>>67462310
You wish she would even consider talking to you Hungary. Even to just insult you
She'd probably just crush your tiny testicles beneath her feet.
>>67462339
I'm a female swimmer, I don't have testicles and I know her personally
checkmate
mongol friends forever
>>67462367
>I don't have testicles
b-but do you have a feminine penis?
>>67462367
Zsuzsanna pls
>>67462399
muhammad pls
>>67461739
>http://www.motorsport.com/nascar/news/stewart-haas-working-to-make-grosjean-s-nascar-debut-happen-734861/
why? are they backing out of f1?
>>67462581
>We just have to make it work — whether it be this year, next year, whenever that is. We're not sure
also, no. gene haas would not be so stupid as to damage his brand.
>>67462581
Yeah. Gene Haas is furious that they haven't won a race yet and has already pulled the plug on his multi million dollar investment after 4 races.
>>67462581
It's easy marketing of Haas F1 to the NASCAR fans, having an actual current driver in one of their races.
>>67462931
fia would block it. petty fucks.
>>67462958
Would they though? I thought the only thing keeping F1 drivers from driving outside were the contracts with their teams.
>>67462893
o shit waddup
>>67461891
Andretti started his racing career in America in stock cars, which is pretty interesting
>>67461998
>Senna asked him how he drove a specific corner, to which Mika responded "with big balls"
Fuckin' sisu
>>67463074
He actually only dabbled in NASCAR, he was mostly a USAC open wheel driver.
>>67461998
>Mika Häkkinen is almost certainly autistic in the non-meme way.
This wasn't obvious when he was still active?
>>67461998
>Couldn't move half his face for a long time after his accident
what accident was it that caused that to happen to Kimi?
>>67463104
Not NASCAR, but stock cars. He got started in racing at a local bullring after immigrating to America
>>67462958
How?
There is nothing they can do to block it.
>>67461998
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I finished top of my field in Formula 3, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret races in Formula 1, and I have over 61 confirmed pole positions. I am trained in gorilla blocking and I’m the top racer in the entire Brazilian Motorsport forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the team radio? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Ron Dennis across the McLaren Marlboro Project and your grid position is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in on-track combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the FIA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” qualifying time was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>67463202
Birth
>>67463340
6/5
>>67461998
>Senna going on a "what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch" rant, listing his achievements
>>67463340
I think you should have made a reference to wall crashing But it's still a 10/10
>>67462893
old meme
but nice OC
4/10
>>67461960
>filename
Kek
>>67463340
Saved
>>67460828
>>67459868
How did you guys get through the twisty bits without crashing? Playing on the shitty low-res version, I can barely see the corners.
>>67461645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jiul6nxEkQE
>>67460728
>Also the circuit was a bit shit.
Imola is one of the best circuits F1 has ever raced in.
>>67461837
JPM won at least one Cup race (Indianapolis). I think he won at Sonoma or Watkins Glen once, too.
>>67462200
It all depends on how Honda develops that engine, especially next year when Honda completely revamps how the engine is designed.
They also need a title sponsor for $$$ so they can upgrade their chassis.
How will exactly the closed cockpit restrict the driver to get out of the car in case of accident?
>>67463340
top post my man
>>67464402
If the car ends upside down.
>>67464251
Yeah before Senna.
Now they have got rid of variante bassa so it makes it a bit better.
>>67464402
dont question it, its a safety improvement so if youre against it youre literally a madman with a deathwish, open cockpit racing is barbaric and too masculine, and extremely dangerous as 1 person has died in F1 in the past 22 years
dont forget bianchi (ignore the fact that it would not have saved him) he wuz a good boi who definitely didnt cause his own accident
Massive understeer is my racing motivation
>cota
>>67464596
>it's all clean and shiny
>no oil or dirt or mud
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'll enjoy it while it lasts, i bought it as a complete kart, stripped everything, upgraded some parts and gave it a new lease of life, then before i knew it i'm putting up stupid pictures, it's funny though when i'm just randomly doing something in there, look up and see 'massive understeer'
>>67464657
i dont get normie social media
Ferrari should be thinking about buying out Ricciardo this hear
>Has an Italian background, he is the closest thing to a potential Italian grandprix winner, which should increase F1 viewership in Italy.
>We are nearing the end of the current regulations, Raikenon is old and should retire within the next 2 years.
>Would have the potential to be the greatest team battle of the decade, and if a vettel/Ricciardo happens, Ferrari will have more tv coverage since most F1 pairings has a dominant first driver, and the team battle are predictable, with Vettel and ricciardo it would be equals battling it out, hence more tv coverage and revenue.
>Is not an entitled prick and does follow team orders
>>67465188
He's too fast to be in the same team as Vettel.
Ferrari doesn't operates with 2 drivers competing inside the team
>>67465188
You forgot his absolute smile
>>67465188
Yes but
>Red Bull will not let him go easy (as they do not have a straight replacement for him now)
>Kimi is literally the most popular driver and the tifosi love him even though he is choke central who peaked a decade ago
>Ricky has a good chance of being matched or outpaced by Max, which would considerably lower his "stock"/worth
>Vettel probably doesn't actually want him as a teammate and probably has considerable influence over these sorts of matters at Ferrari, considering how he is the goldenboy Schumi 2.0
>Ferrari probably don't actually want two equally good drivers. They want a great driver and a very good driver, but not two of the exact same caliber. Refer to: their driver lineups in the past 2 decades
As a driver, he is probably the best option for Ferrari honestly but it is looking much more likely that they will retain Kimi because why not, and Kimi seems to be doing a bit better than before.
>>67465188
>Ricky, Sebastian is faster than you
I hope this cunt dies at Monaco.
>>67465638
why?
>>67465638
I hope that cunt wins
>>67465499
>Tough luck
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iAkxZC7_SYE
>>67453936
>JEV to Renault
Please god please
>>67465661
Fugg :DDDDddDD
>>67465680
>I want the toddler to win
might as well just put the this whole generation of drivers in the trash
>>67465761
Meant for >>67465685
xdDDdDDD
>>67458483
Cuck or not, 7 wins in a row is pretty fucking good to be completely honest with you famalam
>>67465761
T-thanks google translate.
>>67465836
>tunduu höpöldä mies
translates to "feels weird man" or "feels funny man"
>>67465836
but thats a perfect translation
>>67465860
>>67465915
Ebin. :D
>>67465766
Muh Senna
>>67466326
what Senna has to do with this?
>>67466484
Nothing, just trying to activate your salty almonds.
Help I ate one too many parkeerwachters-autodrop!
>>67466487
Muh Eddie Cheever
>>67465638
jelly
>>67466614
Muh Scott Speed
it's fucking weird to see Alonso retweet posts from fans visiting his own damn museum while his carreer is going straight downwards
I don't even know if I should hate him for being this self-obsessed or support him
>>67466719
kek filename
>>67465661
Because he's a cunt.
>>67465661
you only like him because he's from Holland
We're not from Holland, therefore we don't like him.
Lads I put 20 quid on Verstappen to win the Spanish Grand Prix at 50 to 1. Wins me 1k.
Is this likely to happen?
Do you think Amx creams his suit at the sight of all those grid girls? He's a teen after all.
>>67467025
No
>>67466719
It's also relatively weird to have a personal museum when your career is still active
I guess Spanish people must really love him
>>67467025
Nein, except if m'cedes would have their cars stolen by eastern-europeans.
>>67467056
Ronaldo has a museum + a statue with an akwardly big dick silhouette.
>>67467020
He's not from Holland tbqh.
>>67467025
no fucking way
Can't pass on that track and Mercedes will get pole
>>67467135
VES was quite good last year in Monaco until racing incident.
Either way, he'll need the rest of the season to get used to the car. Not even mentioning Merc/Ferarri's domination and that he's simply a weaker driver.
>>67467174
>until racing incident.
fuck off jos
it was 100% max's fault
>>67467253
BIG JOHN BRAKED EARLY ON PURPOSE TO MAKE MY EX-WIFE'S SON CRASH
>>67467099
Then stop liking him.
>>67463340
>secret network of Ron Dennis
>>67461912
Funny how road racers talk so much shit about /turnleft/, and yet based road course drivers, like JPM, can never seem to win a race on an "easy" oval track.
Ambrose couldn't do it either...
>>67467773
Probably due to their families lack of inbreeding
>>67458377
Wow you aren't kidding. I've been watching WRC this year and gone are the days of Burns, Makinen, Sainz, McRae, not to mention the lack of Subaru and Mitsubishi. It's a shade of it's former self.
>>67463340
Nice one leaf lad
>>67461617
No he still looks like a psycho, just rich and hungry.
>>67465188
>Ricky should go to Ferrari to come second.
>>67462436
Love you, Hungary
>>67467989
sounds like btcc.
>>67466719
Makes me wonder that if McLaren were to sort their shit for next season, could he deliver the goods?
Even with Ferrari, quali was never his strong point so after being 4 years away from fighting for wins would he have it in him to carve his way up the field like we would've seen between 2010-2013.
>>67463924
Personally I visualize the corners coming up. As for the waffle eater I think he just has a lot of patience where as I got my time on my 3rd lap and I tried for about 20 minutes to get a clean lap again but I was trying too hard. Was gonna make a shit joke but you seemed genuine in your question.
rosberg is such a lad. shamilton would never do this.
also:
>The 27-year-old socialite (Bernie Ecclestone's daughter) and James Stunt believe the firebombing attempt on their £66million London home was carried out by a member of the public who 'disapproves of their lifestyle'
>james stunt
top kek.
>>67468470
He honestly looks a bit stunted as well
>>67468514
inbred gbh senpai.
>>67465638
LEAVE RICCIARDO TO ME
>>67468514
Holy fuck is he even more rich than she is? Dude looks way terrible and she's actually fairly pretty.
Tamara > Petra though
>>67468562
>James Stunt
Net Worth, $5 – $7 Billion
Source of Wealth, Major Art Collector, Mining and Gaming Tycoon, Wine, Automobiles
Nationality, British
Most likely has a rich daddy, because his """source of wealth""" sounds like meme central.
Ethnicity, English
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>>67468647
That number plate looks like it's photoshopped on
>>67468647
What am I looking at here?
>>67468947
It's James Stunt's Lamborghini
Rate all the current drivers on the grid by how many WDCs they deserve, normalized around Hamilton's current 3 titles.
>>67467056
Most spaniards believe he's the best driver that has ever existed in all history.
>>67469496
Hamilton: 1
Rosberg: 0
Vettel: 1
Massa: 1
Alonso: 2
Raikkonen: 1
0 for all the rest.
Who would beat Nico if they had Hamilton's seat?
Hamilton
Vettel
Ricciardo
Massa
Grosjean
Bottas
Verstappen
Alonso
Button
>>67471087
I would remove Grosjean. Bottas, Verstappen and Massa from that list
>>67471271
My opinion of Rosberg is low, though I hope he wins this season.
>>67461617
JUST
>>67471331
Well if you are unironically ranking Grosjean above him then yah.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zq384S2s0Q
feels
>>67468223
Thanks m8. I'll try to keep that in mind. I mostly struggle with missing braking points through there and end up in the escape road.
>tfw i won't see a driver from my country in F1 ever again
:(
>>67475777
if Argentina doesn't win the world cup in Russia, you might as well kill yourself. All your country's stars will be in their low 30s, and won't make it to 2022
>>67475777
>Juan Manuel Fangio
>José Froilán González
>Carlos Reutemann
>Not enough motivation for a driver to achieve greatness in F1
>mfw
>>67476177
>their last competitive F1 driver retired over 30 years ago
goddamn and I thought we were bad
>43 million population
I'm also surprised their population isn't bigger
>>67476443
TFW we have so many top level drivers but none of them want to be in F1
>>67476505
Like who?
>>67476505
you have that Lance guy and...?
>>67476596
We have the two in DTM ( Spengler and Wickens ) and our indy drivers as well as lance stroll.
Seeing tagliani in f1 would have been pretty cool as well but it's too late for that now.
>>67476505
>i could do it but i dont wanna
>>67476010
yeah that's kinda sad too. my father takes it the hardest because he somehow feels guilt that he saw argentina lift the WC Trophy two times and i've never seen them winning a relevant competition.
>>67476177
actually i believe argentina in general has excellent potential, lopez won the WTCC two years in a row, and we host one of the oldest but still competitive stock car racing competition. i feel that the problem is the openwheel.
>>67476443
population is pretty low because 1/3 of the country is completely deserted.
>>67477432
>population is pretty low because 1/3 of the country is completely deserted.
I know that feel, bro.
>>67470364
Hamilton himself, Vettel and perhaps Ricciardo.
>>67476443
>>67477761
> 46 million
> fuckhuge country
Consider me jelly.
>>67477025
But to say they "don't want to be in F1" is literally ridiculous.
>>67470364
bully
massa
bottas
grosjean
perez
vettel
raikkonen
>>67478289
> massa
> bottas
> grosjean
> perez
> better than Rosberg
You guys are delusional
>>67477761
>>67478000
yeah, i completely get you.
my hometown province has a population density even smaller than canada.
>tfw this will never happen again in the turbo Hybrid era
>>67478376
well, all of them 4 had proven to get decent results in inferior cars while rosberg only got good results (even considered unoptimal for the huge gap mercedes had) when mercedes got good.
>>67478395
such a good memory. i was actually in venezuela when that happened and people went literally insane.
>>67475555
Nice quads. Look for brake markers. (Hint:signage above the track, any difference in curbing, etc.) Those can be visual aids to you for having references for braking. Finally not really the most useful thing for a flash game but this pic might give some insight into a good line around the track.
>tfw this will never happen again in the turbo Hybrid era
I want 2012 back pls
>>67478427
Wouldn't yellow be the fastest line? I thought you needed to have the line that can be used in both directions.
>>67478395
>>67478422
You know its interesting. He was a horrid driver for consistency and concentration but apparently he was a good tester/data collector. Given they go to Spain for pre-season testing I think that may have had something to do with his win there. Now that I went super autismo he actually lead one of the days of pre-season testing that year in Spain. Perhaps the weather conditions were similar enough that they just transferred over the data and setup from February to May.
>>67478517
He won because they fiddled with his car, no wonder they torched the garage afterwards destroying all the evidence.
>tfw this will never happen again in the turbo Hybrid era
>>67478461
You would think. Its all about exit speed. So if compromising on entrance speed gives you a ton more on the exit then do it. I went to Skip Barber Racing School (Pic Related) a little over a year ago now and that was one of the points they drilled into us.
>>67478427
Yeah I know about lines and stuff from playing EA's F1 games, even somewhat about braking points. I've just not been able to hook up a lap without going off into the escape roads in this one though
>>67478422
He performed pretty good in 07 and 08 and basically fucked Schumi in the ass when Merc was shit.
>>67478572
How do ye know which corner will give you a "ton" of exit speed? Is the 'throttle point' not the same regardless?
>>67478582
>fucked Schumi in the ass when Merc was shit.
In 2012, Schumi matched him 10-10 in quali, being on average 0.12 seconds quicker, beat him 7-1 in 2 car finishes, and outscored him 43-23 once Merc got their reliability sorted (after the 7th race of a 20 race season).
He also narrowly lost out in 2011 (12-13 points,IIRC), in spite of having 5 retirements to Rosberg's 2.
>>67478627
>Nico Rosberg 93 points
>Michael Schumacher 49 points
SIDF please go
>>67478610
It (the throttle point) varies with the line you take heading into (and therefore out of) the corner, which in turn is dictated by 3 things - the angle of the corner, what is immediately following the corner, and what immediately preceded it.
>>67478664
I thought the throttle point was always at the halfway point and I don't see a lot of merit in making the corner shorter but sharper for yourself.
This is why I will never be an F1 driver.
>>67478610
Any corner that dumps you onto a very long straight is usually considered...ahh fuck it I am lazy I'm just gonna do a dump.
1/5
>>67478703
Oh nice! Thanks, anon.
>>67478653
>looking at points without context
Seething casual
First 7 races - Rosberg 70, Schumacher 2
No. of races finished by Rosberg -7
Schumacher -2
Australia - Schu retired out of 3rd, would have likely finished 5th, and pushed Rosberg down the finishing order
Malaysia - Schu finished 10th, after being spun by Grosjean while in 3rd in the wet. Sent to the back of the pack, he made it back to 10th, beating Rosberg
China - Rosberg had this one on pace, but MSC was comfortably second quickest in the race before a botched pit stop took him out.
Bahrain - Qualified 22nd due to DRS failure and gearbox penalty, while Rosberg was 5th. At the end of the race, Rosberg 5th, MSC 10th
Spain - Schumacher had a crash due to Senna moving in the braking zone (I'd call that 50-50), while on a strategy that would have beaten Rosberg's.
Monaco - Shit penalty cost him pole and likely win, and Grosjean cost him a race finish.
Canada - Qualified 9th because team didn't send him out in time.in Q3, retired from race due to DRS failures.
An often repeated stat from that year was that had MSC not had.those mechanical issues, he'd be leading the championship at Canada.
This was a 43 year old vs a 26 year old
>>67478753
5/5
Annd just so you faggots don't think I just "found" on of their books.
>>67478738
Don't worry about it. Next bread I might do a dump of the whole book...its like 30 or so pages.
>>67478768
I am a dumbass. Forgot pic.
>>67478773
Have this Lola for your troubles. It's even /sp/-related!
>>67478812
Thanks mane. You the Dutchman who just come back from Northern Italy?
>>67478928
Caught me.
How? Writing style?
>>67478954
Nah just a wild guess.
>>67468647
>>67468691
While Stunt might not be legit, the license plate seems to be.
>>67479071
>that random combination of clothes
he looks like a GTA online character
>>67479145
>but what does Petra Ecclestone's £3billion husband James Stunt actually DO? Even his own mega-rich father-in-law Bernie is baffled by how he made his fortune
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3337885/Flash-cars-gold-bars-superstar-entourage-does-Petra-Ecclestone-s-3billion-husband-James-Stunt-actually-billionaire-father-law-Bernie-baffled-money.html
>>67462367
>I'm a female
Shenanigans.
So how you've been dealing with no F1 lads
>>67479477
Going to work and watching this year's WEC events. Just finished Silverstone, going to watch Spa when I get home later today.
I'm looking forward to that 8 am lights out.
>>67479203
That guy looks like he has no style and absolutely no idea what to do with all that money.
>>67479477
Ez.
Play vidya, check out cute trainee's ass at work, spend time with family, drink with the lads. I also rewatched the post-race to see glorious Hamiltears and Vettelanger.
>>67479477
Went to Spa for the WEC. Great weather and a great race!
>>67478766
>if
Yeah but it didn't, sorry. Still think he's the greatest evah but his comeback was just stupid imo.
>>67479574
The point being that points didn't reflect his on track pace.
For example, do you really think Lauda was that much shittier in 1985 after winning the 1984 title?
Judging by points is stupid, when reliability varies so much between two cars.
You can't seriously believe Rosberg this year is so much better than Lewis?
>>67479601
This year? Definitely. Even considering the problems, the nigger has been shit.
Overall? Definitely not.
india knows whats up t be h
>>67479071
Hehe he had to endure jokes like that his entire school life, no wonder he chose to become mr. moneybags.
>>67461998
MIka's a really friendly and funny guy if you ever get a chance to hang out with him.
>>67467773
NASCAR is a lot like F1 with the levels of the teams. Montoya had midfield level equipment and shitty crew chiefs except for Brian Pattie.
He beat his teammate every year except one.
>>67480196
Mika's objectively the best personality F1 ever had.
>>67470364
Schumacher.
>>67480562
Come on m8. At age 47, even I don't think he'd manage it.
Would have loved to have seen him stay till 2014, though
>>67464680
Karting is precision sport. After every meeting you are required to strip the kart down and clean it compeltely, both inside and out, to extract maximum performance and spot points of problem.
If real racing = mud and dirt to you, then you are on the wrong continent.
>>67480663
>>67480663
Back in the day F1 cars had so many driver aids even a potato could win. I don't think he could beat Ros/Vet/Ric even in his prime.
>>67480734
>driving aids
>between '94 and 2001
>>67480771
entering konami code activated TC in 1994 benetton
>>67464596
looks nice m8
what are the specs of the kart? Do you race in a league?
>>67480175
>sweatpants and a fur-coat
even when you're rich you can't beat your inner chav
>>67480771
If not legal ones, they had illegal ones. Owned
>>67480797
1. That was LC, not TC
2. A British government-contracted software firm attested it was not used
3. The TC that they had was legal, since it was purely mechanical, not coded
4. This TC was much more imprecise than actual TC.
5. All teams had it after '94, which is why Benetton weren't penalized.
>>67480852
>implying Vettel didn't have illegal TC through KERS manipulation
>implying Benetton's TC was illegal.
Come off it, Jos
>>67480981
Fine, I just wanted to rustle the jimmies of eternal indian schumacher defender.
I achieved my goal.
>>67480852
Also
>Owned
Underageb&
>>67481005
>I achieved my goal.
Fair enough, I got b8ed.
Might I suggest celebrating with a whiff of sisterly cooch?
>>67464494
they should restore Tamburello and Villeneuve and install SAFER barriers there
>>67481022
The only cooch nearby right now is the cute trainee, but I'll consider calling my sister when I get home.
You're an alright lad, anon. Maybe I'll come and visit India with my sister in a few years, if the poo problem ever gets fixed.
>>67458980
>it's already gone
rip
>>67481072
They could and should, but wont because MUH MEMORIES. Senna dying is the worst thing to happen to F1, not because he died, but because the FIA became extreme pussies after that. If it had only been Ratzenberger no one would have given a fuck. Maybe just some more tirewalls and some circuits minor modifications, but nothing serious.
>>67480813
Thanks.
Yeah i race in a couple of championships, won a few back in the day before i stopped racing for a few years, i'm racing at Donington park in July which i'm looking forward to, i'm only doing that for a laugh though as i'll be up against superkarts ( which have more aerodynamic bodywork and their engines are set up for the larger tracks while mine is based more towards short circuit trim )
>>67482090
How much for a Kart like that?
What are the entrance fees for the races?
Once i'm finished with Uni and have money i want to get into a racing hobby.
>>67482143
I paid £3000 for it which was a fair deal really.
Entrance fee's over here range from £30 to £130 depending on what track and club you're with, it can get really expensive, some people buy new tyres for every race which is just moronic, but if you want to do it just as a hobby, you get alot of bang for your buck
i've been gone for a few days
have i missed any fresh memes?
>>67483366
poo
>>67483436
very spicy meme
>>67483436
what the fuck is that
>>67483555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGE1WUXS-UY
>>67483593
video without the cancer music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ave-2uBKedw
>>67483366
every german is called Felix Lüggert.
>>67483366
Coochposting as a concept
>>67483366
>>67483898
your sister's cooch isn't fresh though
>>67483638
the awful music makes it funnier though
>>67483593
>>67483638
why are they uploading this with pride?
>>67484140
it's the first open wheel racing car to run on poo
>>67484461
>driving along an Indian street
>front wing funnels excrement to the fuel tank
>infinite travel without refueling
some stuff about tji:
http://www.motorsportmagazine.com/opinion/f1/revealed-tji-engine-update
>Mercedes used this technology in F1 with its original turbo-hybrid motor of 2014
>A common group of engineers worked on the principle elsewhere (possibly Cosworth), some of which later went to Mercedes HPP, some to Mahle
>Renault will debut this technology with its upgrade engine in the Canadian Grand Prix – in the works cars and the Red Bulls. It is said to give an extra 30bhp over the current engine
>>67469933
Who would win the other ones though?
REB BULL
F1 Spanish Grand Prix Circuit Guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL33s0cwRUI
Ive been trying to get inti f1 lately but its kinda hard because i dont have the channels that show it. Anything i should know about the sport?
>>67485595
Watch some documentaries like Hunt V. Lauda, Senna or "1" (One), to maybe get a better understanding of how the sport has worked over the years and how it's developed to what it is now. In terms of following the sport currently I would just read these threads to stay up to date and learn all the hottest memes so when a race day comes (you can find streams posted here and there are websites that host the race after they are completed) you can be some what up to date. Also just watch some of the previous races on dailymotion or racing4everyone so you can actually see if you enjoy watching it.
>>67485595
>Anything i should know about the sport?
memes
Didn't know Mick Schumacher drives in a Ferrari muck up livery. I really hope he wins a couple WDCs in F1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyxXta83uWo
>>67486146
those cars sound better than current F1
>>67485595
Don't even bother, it's awful
>>67485595
Its best days are decades in the past.
>>67485595
Hi. Always nice to see new people getting into F1. Mostly you need to know that it's the Queen of stock car racing. It's supposed to be where the best of the best come at it. I guess you couldstart watching this season right from the beginning, torrent the SkyF1 coverage, they are pretty good. Maybe then you could search a bit and find which scuderia or driver you might want to root for.
>>67486766
>it's the Queen of stock car racing
>>67486766
>Queen of stock car racing
>>67486766
>stock car racing.
w2c street version of the Ferrari SF16-H?
>>67486766 confirmed for tc 2000 shill.
>>67485595
Don't watch NBCSN because they have commercials DURING THE RACE and shitty commentary.
If you can find torrents of Channel 4 (from the UK) coverage go for that. C4 only does 9 of the 21 grands prix, but they are doing all of the sessions live from this weekend's Spanish Grand Prix.
SkyF1 does commercial-free broadcasts in HD for all 21 races and someone always uploads torrents of the sessions after they air. Only bad part about SkyF1 is that their play-by-play commentator is awful.
>>67480981
>A British government-contracted software firm
m8 not only am I meant to believe you I have to believe our own government didn't cover something up?
Yeah no.
>>67485595
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2e1vnp_formula-1-2014-season-review-bbc-pt1_auto
https://vimeo.com/148905684
These are pretty good to get up to speed
>>67486941
>>67487516
>>67487819
>>67487930
sorry i was writing that on class, please forgive me.
>mfw Schumacher is almost dead
Never forget 05/12/02
>>67485595
quick resume of each scuderia:
ferrari: oldest and most prestigious. always been a contender, although nowadays always stuck in second place. drivers are a german guy who is struggling to show he isn't a car babby and an autistic finn (both former world champions)
mercedes: current champions and the team is a gap ahead of everybody else. drivers are a black guy (current world champion) and the current points leader, son of a former world champion.
red bull: used to be the dominant force, won 4 championships in a row with the now-in-ferrari german guy. now fighting for third place. drivers are a cheeky australian bully and a cocky dutch teen, son of a driver who was a literally who. recently they had an autistic russian guy but he spilled the spaghetti and was relegated.
williams: been in F1 since the 70s. never been a top tier team nor the financially strongest but they won some championships. they were shit a couple of years ago but now bounce back as the third power. the founder is now paraplegic so his milf daughter runs the business. drivers are a brazilian who got cucked out of the WDC in 2008 and a young finn which is reckless but also highly autistic.
toro rosso: red bull's young driver academy, young talents either get a red bull seat from here or they get lost in oblivion. drivers are a spaniard who is the son of a great Rally driver, and the russian dude who raced for red bull but got demoted back to the academy.
force india: a rich indian guy built his own f1 team, although he's now hiding because the police is looking for him. drivers are low-profile german dude and a mexican driver that wants to punch above his weight
sauber: been in the game since the 90s, always a "meh" scuderia. now being headed by an indian women who is stuggling finnancially to pay for his employees, the whole team is in risk of disappearing. drivers are a swede and a brazilian
cont
>>67490566
>Williams
>never been a top-tier team
they were absolutely top-tier from '80-'87 and then again from '91-'97. One of the most dominant teams in F1 history along with McLaren and Ferrari.
>>67490665
fucking love that car hnngggg
![0-jordan-ford-191-schumacher-f1-m[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GAvNKCw.jpg "0-jordan-ford-191-schumacher-f1-m[1]")
>>67490682
Needs more rear-wings tough.
>>67490665
As well as from 2000-2004 again being alongside McLaren as the best car apart from the Ferrari.
>>67490566
haas f1: american newcomer. owner is a nascar guy that wanted to try F1. they been doing pretty good, getting points and not fucking it up. drivers are a capable frenchman and a mexican with terrible luck.
renault: recently got back into the game, after getting rebranded. right now doing not terribly bad. they won two championships back to back in 2005 and 06. drivers are a dane and a brit
mclaren: classic team, been in the business for a long time, won many championships. right now they are kek material, a shade of what they have been, although they are always stating they will be better next year. drivers are both ex world champions, one a delusional spaniard who believes they will be a good team again, and the other a brit that knows he will never win anything again, so he just chills and doesn't complain.
manor: low tier team, been in debt for a really long time, they scored points ONCE in their history, but they said they have some upgrades for Barcelona. drivers are a young black german and an indonesian guy who promised money but didn't get it, so probably will get booted ASAP.
Barcelona race will be pretty good to see if the low tier teams can finally catch up.
>>67490665
i mean not completely dominant like nowadays mercedes, or schumi ferrari, or sebby red bull
>>67490863
From mid 1991 to the beginning of 1994 Williams were pretty much dominant like today's Mercs, Schumi Ferrari, and Red Bull.
What needs to happen to Monaco
>>67491017
"no"
>>67491029
There is a second tunnel in the bottom right.
Well technically it's the tunnel that cars drive onto the ferries with but it's still a tunnel
>>67490566
>>67490665
>>67490772
>>67490863
>>67491001
>have the best 3 drivers of the mid 80s and mid 90s
>fuck everybody with two of those drivers
>would have certainly fucked everybody with the other one if he hadn't killed himself
>still be dominant even after they go
>never been a top-tier team
Also:
>>67490863
>mexican with terrible luck
No, he's just shit.
>>67491001
>>67491080
ok sorry
>>67491017
>tfw Monaco almost extended into France
Would have been pretty cool
>>67491080
I honestly believe that Senna would have been 7-time World Champion if he hadn't died. Frank absolutely adored him and assuming the FW16 through FW19 turned out as well as they did I have almost no doubt he would have won '94-'97. I say almost no doubt because you never know with Schumi.
>>67491124
It's okay lad, my autism just couldn't take it.
>>67491046
is that you?
>>67491168
I could use Proposal C desu senpai
>>67491198
Nahh I think he would have won 94 and 96 only, and I doubt 94. Schumacher had a terrific start compared to Senna's 0 points if we imagine Imola had been just a normal DNF. Williams was good in 95, but both Benetton and Schumi were too good. And 96 he would have won, no doubt about that (Ferrari was still shit, Mclaren was shit, Benetton was shit). And pretty sure he would have retired after that.
Damon Hill would be top of the Eternal No. 2 list, Jacques Villeneuve would have been probably just meh. We would see him in the races talking shit about the FIA and Bernie, interviewing in the podium of Interlagos, Prost would have the respect he deserves, Schumi would have only been a 6 time WC and aeroscreen/halo wouldn't happen.
i rise, still
>>67491396
>by him I mean Senna
>>67491168
>Monaco GP extends into France
>Drivers have to show their passport every time they cross borders
>>67491017
no. It's been surpassed by Singapore and maybe Abu Dhabi in terms of grandeur, but that doesn't mean they should change the circuit.
>>67491396
What about '97? As for '94, of course Schumi did have that massive head start but don't forget Senna got pole at every race he contested in '94, so clearly he was up to speed in the car. Schumi probably wouldn't have been exempt from 4 races either though. It would have been a classic season. In '95 I think it would have been much more closely contested as well since Hill had at least 3-4 retirements due to mistakes he made. I'd probably still give '95 to Schumi though, you're right.
How cocky is VES really? He's a cock during the race but in interviews he seems pretty humble tbqh
>>67490566
>Williams never been a top team
Bruh. They were the best team of the 90s before Ferrari got their shit together (inb4 response from that Indian Schumi fanboy)
>>67491547
They are going to do it anyway when they finally build this man made island out at portier to build housing/circuit on (they may not actually have the money for it so shhhh)
>>67491593
>monaco
>too poor
what
williams really are a family team, kek.
>The neonatal team have mapped out a standardised floor space in delivery theatres to clearly show the area for the neonatal resuscitation team to work in; copying the customised floor map the Williams team takes to races to map out the specific pit box requirements at each track
http://www.williamsf1.com/racing/news/f1-techniques-to-help-in-neonatal-resuscitation
>>67491168
>Only 6.56kms long
Monaco is so deceptively small.
>>67491633
Building man made islands takes a lot of money. Especially when you don't live in a desert that you can just take sand from and dump in the ocean.
The idea has been around for a long time and hasn't gone anywhere outside of [designs and proposals being chosen.](http://montecarlosealand.com/?lg=en#)
>>67491814
>imagine HAM ROS VET RIC and VES fighting at around 315 kmh from Miami Place till the chicane
>>67491814
I could accept something like this
>>67488457
The firm is private sector, they just had government contracts, meaning that they were reliable
>>67491582
You're right, m8
>>67496426
>government contracts
>equals reliable
mate, you have no idea what you're talking about.
government contracts go to the cheapest (or next-cheapest) bidder and/or the one that whatever relevant government official has buddies in, not the most reputable company in the industry.
this means corners are cut everywhere, the company is rife with corruption/bribery/nepotism/etc, the money sourced is probably laundered, labour is brought in from poland and they're paid 20p an hour, and the job takes twice as long and goes 200% over budget
>>67485595
F1 is really just a meme series that is a feeder for WEC, where the real action is at.
>>67491476
Except for Mexicans.
>>67496850
They had defense contracts too. I don't suppose you think the military is inefficient with its contracts too?
Also, you'd rather believe unsubstantiated rumors from the gossip column heaven that is an F1 paddock rather than a certified software security firm?
>>67463340
What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you finished I know top of my field in the Formula 3, and I've been raced in numerous Formula 1secret involvements, and I have killed over 61 positions. I am a trained gorilla. In races, I'm the blocking racer in the entire Brazilian Motorsport tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the team radio? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the Dennis Project and your grid is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combating the entire arsenal FIA, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have qualified what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo.
everybody post the song you want when you win your first WDC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcYWCe1cIg8
>>67499108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeTgx_pj6m8
>>67460095
you tell me
>>67500221
Jesus Christ, that was a disgusting layout. It's like they had a section of corners planned out, and ended up copy-pasting it thrice and joined the ends out of sheer laziness.
I mean, I know it was a parking lot, but still.
>>67477099
I'm trying to make a career out of it but I can't even get out of karts and there's guys i used to race with that are now in cars.
Hell, I even competed against Lance on one or two occasions (got BTFO) and was under the same tent as some guys who know Amx.
I won't give up on a racing career though.
>>67499108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY
>>67500221
I saw video of this race for the first time this year and I was literally laughing my head off.
>>67491017
Night race.
>>67491017
Helicopter coverage.
An extension somewhere.
>>67500945
Are you dead?
>>67501334
>Helicopter coverage.
Only if it was able to get hectic shots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZU8ie3nH9g
>>67485595
Pic related
https://youtu.be/2WVGFfE-0fc
HYPE
>>67501334
>not drone coveraeg
>>67502657
>Narrow as fuck everywhere
>Except the main straight which will just be boring, effortless DRS overtakes
Gonna be a snoozefest. No hype to be had.
>>67502657
they didn't even get the starting lights right
>Heineken is set to enter Formula 1 as a major sponsor in a five-year deal worth $150m
>The drinks giant will have a significant trackside presence from this year's Canadian Grand Prix and will not be replacing any existing trackside sponsors such as Rolex or Pirelli
>Several teams have been issued with Requests For Proposals from Heineken, whereby the team making the best pitch to the brewer would receive its revenues
>It is likely therefore that the successful team will carry some kind of Heineken branding
will be renault 2bh
>>67502657
There are more overtakes in that video alone than the entire Baku GP race
>>67502894
>red bull getting yet another sponsor
They are so gonna win in 2017
>>67502894
>will be renault 2bh
iirc alcohol advertising is illegal in france, so an alcohol company sponsoring a french formula 1 team is kinda stupid.
>>67503175
on tv? well they can't ask fom to blur out the williamses, mclarens, manors, force indias and ferraris at every race.
>>67503220
strangely enough the canal+ f1 onboards do blur out the martini logo on the williams.
>>67503319
fucking hell man. but it's fine for children to have wine with dinner?
>>67503319
Really?? That's just sad.
Equally sad as Eurosport blurring out/mirroring all tobacco sponsors when they showed historic footage of the dakar. I'm sure the european regulations don't go that far that you can't show old footage if there a tobacco sponsor in view?
i rise
>>67503548
I AM
I CAN'T PASS
http://www.michellhilton.com/2016/05/morte-de-schumacher-e-uma-questao-de-horas.html
"It does not weigh more than 45 kilos and only a miracle can keep you alive. We can only hope. It is a matter of hours," the doctor said in an interview with News Every Day ."
FUG.
I AM
I RISE
I #BLESSED
>>67503175
Why Renault? I'm guessing Red Bull could pitch it, since it has a Dutch driver and Heineken is Dutch. Besides, Red Bull and Heineken both taste like piss, they'd make a good team.
![f5753870a40ccef114a6cb88e7f48531[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Filp6Rh.jpg "f5753870a40ccef114a6cb88e7f48531[1]")
>>67500221
>>67503614
It's something rather preferable at this point
If the actual source is accurate
Well there ya have it guys, unlike in the flash game they'll have barriers to the castle.
So no crashing in the castle and being stoned by the collapsing wall. :v
>>67503631
>Red Bull and Heineken both taste like piss, they'd make a good team.
lel
>>67503677
the sad thing is, if he weren't as filthy rich as he is/was, he would have known the sweet release of death a long time ago
>>67503614
>It does not weigh more than 45 kilos
Neither do I, desu. I'm not dying.
The rest of that quote, though, is fucking scary
>>67503710
I wouldn't say rich
I'd say lucky
>>67503711
put on some w8, m8
>>67503718
I've tried, m8. I'm actually closer to 50 now, not 45, but I have health issues that prevent me from doing most forms of muscle-building exercise.
All I can do is gradually increase my diet, which I've been working on.
>>67503711
What? I weight 47 kilo and I'm a short girl. Whats your excuse?
>>67503711
how is that even possible? are you a midget / quadruple amputee / 10?
>>67503742
Do you let your onii-chan sniff your cooch?
>>67503742
>>67503751
1. Shitty genetics (father and grandpa were both very slim, although not to this degree)
2. Shitty appetite
3. Holes in my retina, which prevent me from doing most forms of strenuous muscle-building exercise, and from taking too many protein supplements.
I'm 23, 5'8", for reference
>inb4 thank mr. skeltal
>>67503760
No.
I cringed so much during that entire conversation.
>>67503779
>5'8''
WILL THEY EVER LEARN?
>>67503829
Says, as she opens her cooch for her brother
>>67503829
wat?
>>67503779
post pics
>>67503779
What does holes in your retina have to do with protein?
>>67503959
This. Holes are usually good for receiving protein.
>Press conference schedule
Dis gon b gud
>>67504018
kvyat will need a lot of prozac this weekend.
Kvyat seat fitting at Toro Rosso. Hello darkness, my old friend...
>>67504041
i was going to say he looks dejected, but he always looks like that.
i am still rising
>>67504082
busy yourself lewis. commission a senna statue outside emma watson's house.
>>67503959
I dunno, man, but if the doctor says it can have an effect, I'd rather not risk it.
Apparently, the holes are a result of my eyeball elongating along one axis more than the other, during my growing years. So taking growth supplements may trigger that sort of thing and lead to newer holes in an already weakened retina.
>>67503994
Kek
>>67503932
I'd rather not.
>>67504306
saved.
>>67502894
will there be alcohol advertising at Silverstone in light of Britain's Sharia law?
>>67504018
Absolute madmen actually scheduled Kiwi and Amx together.
>>67504018
>>67504041
brutal
You know that some reporter is going to ask, "Dani, how do you feel knowing that you lost your dream job and that someone younger and more talented took your spot?".
>>67504513
Silverstone is in "Northamptonshire (part) and Buckinghamshire (part)". (wiki) So the new caliphat laws of Londonistan should not apply.
>>67504570
Pretty short trip for bully and the gang.
>>67500945
>literally laughing my head off
>>67503614
>unnamed source
>seems legit
And this story has been around for a few days at least and he's not dead yet. Just clickbait.
But I keep having the same dream where he is kill ;_;
>>67504599
indeed, felix.
>try to hide the pain dany
>smile or you're fired
>>67504041
>>67504702
Never really liked the guy, but this is extremely painful (inb4 for you) to watch.
Lots of cringe worthy moments to come this weekend/season.
http://www.formula1.com/content/fom-website/en/video/2016/5/Alonso_and_Sainz__A_special_Q_A.html
>fernando wanting to go to a lonely island with lewis
>>67504772
BIG
Single long ass lap track when?
>>67504857
You mean a hillclimb?
>>67504772
Does Alonso still hate Hamilton for dominating him in 2007 or is he just memeing?
>https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/730356890685726721/pu/vid/480x480/XNON4DUEw8dB2Cbi.mp4
What did he mean by this?
>>67505003
This is a nice reminder that it's a good thing that not everybody has a Twitter account.
Just bought one of these lads
>>67503829
Wil je met me trouwen?
>>67505987
Gay.. there are no girls on the internet, let alone girls on /f1/
>>67505987
Is dit het kleuterschoolplein?
>>67503742
I refuse to believe girls lurk /f1/
>>67506104
It's ok. I was just pretending ha-ha! Silly! There are no girls anywhere, dont worry.
I'll just go and fuck off now
real human bean
>>67506407
>letting your water sit in the sun
is he mad
>>67506682
lol
I thought it was milk
>>67504772
bit surprising carlos still picked amx, thought after all this they didn't really like each other all that much
>>67491198
>>67491396
>>67491552
Of course Senna would have won. He would have won 94, 96, 97. Think about the drivers who won those years. I don't know about 95 as it seems quite dominant for Schumi. But think about the drivers who won in those Williams. Damon Hill was competitive and almost won in 94. He eventually won, as did fucking VILLENEUVE. Senna would have destroyed these people as teammates.
Also if you really want to get crazy, Senna would have been 40 in 2000. Who's not to say he wouldn't have made a return to McLaren and won in 1998 and 1999? Of course this is pure speculation but its not an impossibility.
Same with Schumi. If he didn't retire, he would have dominated 2007 as Kimi barely even managed the title. He would have also won 2008 because if Massa could do it (pretty much) then even an aging Schumi could surely. Who knows about 2009 but if he didn't retire at all, I'm sure he probably could have given Vettel and others a run for their money in 2010 and 2012. AND if he didn't retire the second time he perhaps could have gotten another WDC or two or three with the Merc, depending on how beta Nico would be against him. Also speculation but it's really not that far off to think Schumi could have been 9-10 times champion. Lets not forget that he probably would have won 1999 had he not missed half the season as well.
>>67504772
God, Sainz really is extremely cute... <3
>>67504772
great to watch, lovely people
>>67506407
Is he autism?
>>67506407
what tunes he listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
>>67507160
obviously
>>67506694
even better
>>67507190
stop posting this trash. tired of it
>>67507474
>>67507190
perkeleen perkele
>>67505003
>German '''''''''''''''''''''''humour'''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>67507684
meme harder
>>67500606
I'm so jealous of people who live in areas where they can properly compete in karting or something similar. I don't even live in an area where I could try oval racing, and if I wanted to kart I would have to go across country or up north to Canada. My only option would be buying a spec car and racing it in a league in Connecticut or New Hampshire but I obviously don't have the money or resources to do that.
>>67478773
I've really wanted to do this three day racing school thing. Is it worth it? I live near Lime Rock
>>67506710
>hill almost won in 1994
Schumacher won eight races and was second twice - he was leading in Spain, but his car got stuck on 5th gear and he had to drive 40 laps and have a pit stop with that one gear, still finished second. Other races:
>great britain: second (disqualified)
>germany: retired from the lead due to engine failure
>belgium: won (disqualified)
>italy: race ban
>portugal: race ban
>australia: crashed with hill while leading
He got a 2 race ban and was disqualified twice and he still won the title. Let's face it, he absolutely fucking raped Hill/Williams and they wouldn't have been able to challenge him without FIA. Hill won all the four races where Schumacher was disqualified/banned and without those victories, he would have been a distant second.
Here are corrected standings for 1994:
Schumacher 132
Hill 75
>>67508578
True, but put Senna in place of Damon Hill and maybe it wouldn't have been quite so dominant. I'm not saying Schumi isn't a great driver, I'm saying that Hill most likely isn't. And the same FIA defense force antics could have been done to benefit Senna as well, it's not like he was above such things.
and don't forget, senna was literally god at could outperform any car ;) literally performing on a level higher than the car because he was le goat quali gay man ;))
Why is alcohol advertising legal when tobacco advertising is banned?
>>67508698
don't worry, it will soon be banned, along with anything else that might be considered fun
>>67508658
>could outperform any car
Apart from Williams FW16
>>67508698
>mfw massive tobacco money is back in F1
>yfw kvyat ends ahead of red bulls
>>67509675
Honestly I'm just surprised anyone can be bothered to smoke in the first world anymore
>expensive (like 7 euros or more a pack which is such a stupid cost if you're on 1-2 packs a day)
>hassle when going out, can't smoke in bars, have to go to DESIGNATED smoking zones or outside
>is not particularly cool after you're 18 and older
>increased stigma etc
Having smoked 500-1000 cigarettes in my life (without ever being addicted) I have to say its a retarded thing to make into a habit. Maybe if you're in Asia and the air kills you anyway and the pack is like 50 cents then yea sure but other than that it's just not worth it
which is why I'm surprised Tobacco ad money is still such a desireable thing
>>67509876
Sainz qualified 5th in Spain last year in a Toro Rosso which wasn't that great. This years car is a lot better and based on the test results, very much suited towards a track like this, whereas Red Bull seems to struggle. I wouldn't be that surprised to see at least on Toro Rosso ahead of the Red Bulls. Red Bull haven't really done THAT much in season development as far as I know, at least not so much that their expectations on pace at Barcelona should be too different from what it was during testing
but it's f1 and a meme sport so whatever, mad amx on pole
>>67485595
All the best drivers are finnish.
They also happen to be very autistic.
>>67509962
Any money is desirable, if a baby diaper company was willing to pour as much money as Phillip Morris is willing to give to racing cars you bet your ass Felipe Baby would be using a fucking diaper in an ad at this point.
>>67508578
Why did he get DSG and have the race bans? Was that the whole illegal ABS/traction control unit debacle?
>>67510503
le cheatmaker
Is Lewis Hamilton F1's Pitbull ? Or Is Pitbull Music's Lewis Hamilton ?
I hope amx gets bullied by Based Ricciardo
>>67510503
>Britain and 2 race ban
Overtook on formation lap and ignored the penalty and subsequent black flag for it
>Belgium
skid-plate was too worn
While the initial offense in Britain is a mundane one at best, ignoring the black flag is pretty much a fatal error. Spa was unfortunate as the skid-plates had only been around for 2 races before hand, but those are the rules, Panis was also disqualified at Portugal for the same infringement.
I hope the form a blood pact and bully the fuck out of the field
still i rise
>>67510888
What are skid plates? the part of the car on the under carriage that hits the track when it bottoms out?
>>67510687
i hope you get bullied by ricky
>>67510970
Yes, they were put into affect after Senna's accident at Imola, where the ride height and possibility of bottoming out were considered potential contributors. They were made of wood so if the car ran too low they would wear out, if there was too much wear measured by the end of the race then the car would have been running too low.
>>67511032
Man I wish
Sexual Bullying,please
no homo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqL4QcS98is
Fat guy is me.
>>67511188
>racing in the streets
MADMAN
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New thread
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>>67511767
1 post early you absolute madman.
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