NYM:Neil Walker sitting out with bruised shin
SEA:Taijuan Walker (neck) plays catch Sunday
HOU:McCullers (shoulder) could return this week
ARZ:David Peralta (forearm) sitting out Sunday
MIN:Byung-ho Park (knee) in Sunday's lineup
MIN:Brian Dozier (hamstring) held out again Sun.
MLW:Gennett (oblique) ready for rehab assignment
SEA:Nelson Cruz out Sunday with bruised forearm
HOU:Jose Altuve (finger) back in lineup Sunday
OAK:Athletics send Jesse Hahn back to Triple-A
MIA:Giancarlo Stanton getting a day off Sunday
MLW:Domingo Santana (shoulder) out again Sunday
cubes tbqh
windians
KILL THE BULLPEN!!!!
SHOOT THE BULLPEN!!!
****POSITION PLAYER PITCHING ALERT****
Catcher Josh Phegley about to pitch for Oakland
M's
>>67449222
Neat
Jeanmar Gomez is the major league leader in saves. What.
>a 9 era reliever with 18 hits 11 earned runs and 3 homeruns in 11 innings is our set up man in a 1 run game
the absolute worst part isnt even that this season is going to be a bust and dolan is going to be traded because the team is too cheap to give him an actual contract he deserves along with half the team walking and martin and tulo becoming untradeable negative war players
the absolute worst thing is they arent going to learn anything, they are gonna put together another bullpen with waiver wire garbage and bottom of the barrel bargain shit and do this all over again next season again
>not having your ace be 7-0 after 7 starts
Fucking kek, are other teams even trying
>>67449466
>pick up estrada out of fucking nowhere
>plays amazingly
>pick up J.A. Happ in a controversial signing
>he also plays amazingly
>have two young pitchers who are also pitching well
>have a memeball man
>one of the best offenses in the league
>still lose all of the time because of the shit bullpen
what is wrong with the management, and what the FUCK happened to Cecil?
why aren't runs charged to a pitcher when said pitcher commits an error? that's hot garbage stat keeping
>>67449222
>running out of pitchers
>in the AL
>where managing pitchers is 9999999999999% easier than in the NL
LGTSS
>the city of Oakland's """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""manager"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>67449682
the offense is fucking shit the top 4 didnt get a single hit this game against ross "who the fuck am i, i literally wouldnt exist in the minds of anyone if it wasnt for the no hitter i got pulled from that one time" stripling
if it wasnt for pillar we wouldve been shutout by a fucking rookie
>>67449777
they didn't run out of pitchers. they just didn't want to waste any relievers on a pointless inning
now go back to your designated bunter
This umps fuckin' awful.
>starting pitcher leaves in the 5th with an injury
>leaving the bullpen to finish the rest of the game
What could go wrong?
>>67449800
offense isnt shit in terms of talent, they are just playing like absolute garbage for some completely unexplainable reason
also, we lead the fucking LEAGUE in losses by relievers. 9 losses
>>67449892
fun fact
the reds bullpen actually has more wins than ours
Meme teams getting put in their place
>>67449943
do you think they will snap out of it? like, what happened to cecil, remember when he went like 35 straight innings without an earned run? i think the offense will look better at some point and the bullpen literally couldnt be worse..
its just sad that the starting pitching is so unexpectedly good and this is happening
i hate baseball
>Getting swept back to back series
Ausmus gone when?
>>67449800
The team isnt all that bad anon. The offense is worse than lastyear but the rotation has been fucking amazing. The bullpen has been a dumpster fire all year and 80% of the reason they've lost most of these games. Cecil and Storen have blown a large part of games. Floyd, Chavez and Biagini have been okay.
Its frustrating as fuck watching a starter pitch great into the 7th or 8th and just watch the bullpen completely piss away the game. Unfortunately there isn't a lot they can do. This is what they have short of a trade.
>4(four) HRs allowed today
>6(six) combined with bullpen
>best reliever was second string catcher
JUST
>>67450020
do you have any idea how many times i thought it cant get any worse and it fucking does
cecil and storen are at almost realistically unbelievable levels of shit, i mean if they somehow get worse than this then im not even going to be upset its almost a privilege to be witness to something this catastrophic
>soler comes out of the game
>bryant moves to left
>la stella to third
Might actually win now.
literally goat
>>67450147
UNLESS TREVOR FUCKING CAHILL TAKES THE AT BAT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67450134
being an A's fan is pain
>>67450186
he singled lel
>>67450155
He better get AL MVP this year.
>>67449777
You clearly don't know shit about baseball so stop posting
>>67450186
not so fast
>>67450213
He's better than trout desu
SALE >>> ARRIETA
SALE >>> ARRIETA
SALE >>> ARRIETA
SALE >>> ARRIETA
SALE >>> ARRIETA
SALE >>> ARRIETA
Buck truck rolls on thanks in big part to the 2016 AL MVP
>>67450234
Hell, I'd say he's the best position player in the game at least this season. Harper and Trout are shit compared to Manny.
God damn, the Cardinals are fucking useless. Now I truly know what it's like to hate them.
The fuck am I even watching?
This is an embarrassment to baseball.
>walk a guy on 4 pitches
>toss a wild pitch to let a runner advance
>walk another guy on 4 pitches
>Mets hitting RBI singles
What is this madness?
fuck the nashitnals most overrated trash team
BASED CAHILL
FUCK THE DH
>tie game now
>>67450376
>doesn't even have a 1.000 OPS
lmao tbqh
who /stillbarelyin1stplace/ here
WINDIANS
>>67450675
Who /pitcherstarted7thinningrallytotiethegame/ here?
Holy shit in all my years watching baseball I have never seen a bullpen as bad as the one the Reds have now. They are bad to an absurd degree. It is almost humorous, describing how bad they are sounds hyperbolic to someone who hasn't watched them.
>>67450731
It's like that Bugs Bunny cartoon where the batters/baserunners are doing the conga line around the bases.
Rockies are sleepers to make the playoffs this year. Cap it.
>>67450259
This tbqh
>>67449859
>they just didn't want to waste any relievers on a pointless inning
I repeat:
>the city of Oakland's """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""manager"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>67450226
>he watches AL
>he thinks it's baseball
>>67450972
>ninny league posters
i kek every day
FUCKING BUSH LEAGUE PADRES BREAKING UP A NO HITTER WITH A BUNT SINGLE FUCKING IRRELEVANT FAGGOTS
i know it was only the 3rd inning but still fucking losers
>Ross Ohlendorf comes into game
>very first pitch gives up a solo shot
Pottery.
>>67451046
calm down
This is just embarrassing.
SHOOT THE BULLPEN!!!
GAS THE BULLPEN!!!
Will the Cubs break the curse of the billy goat this year?
>eat menudo
>dodgers win
>>67450020
Remember when Ricky Romero and Brandon Morrow were going to be your 1-2 punch
Every starting pitcher on the Cardinals needs to be taken out back and shot. Except for Garcia probably.
>>67451267
If only morrow wasn't made of glass. Who knows.
>>67451128
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Get out casual
>>67451288
I still haven't quite figured you out. Do you have a favorite team or do you just hate the Pirates?
>>67451046
They have been no-hit too many times to let that shit go down again. It's probably in their official playbook to go for bunt singles if they are hitless through 2 at this point.
Just got back from Os game. Won 11-3. Feels good man. Ricard made some incredible catches.
>>67451417
P sure it's the latter. I literally never see him post anything that isn't bitching about the Pirates and he never answers when someone asks who his favorite team is.
>>67451556
Kid has a hell of a future ahead of him if he keeps this up. Just needs to work on his hitting a bit more to become more reliable.
KILL THIS BULLPEN!!!
THEY COST US A GAME AGAINST SHITWAUKEE
HANG THE BULLPEN AND HANG THEIR BODIES IN THE BULLPEN AREA AS A WARNING TO ALL RELIEF PITCHERS
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Do you guys think the Nats will ever make it past the first round of the playoffs.
>Dwight's Ox are 22-10
When and how did this happen?
>>67452075
No theyre too bad at playing baseball to do that.
>>67452089
Who?
Do you guys think Adam LaRoche regrets having a weird relationship with his kid now, /sp/?
13 HITS IN 2016
2498 MLB HITS
52 HITS UNTIL 3000
Paplelbum choke alert
>.@Bharper3407’s last 11 trips to the plate? ZERO official at-bats: BB, BB, SF, BB, IBB, BB, BB, IBB, HBP, BB, IBB.
>>67452257
OBP YEAH U KNOW ME
>>67452257
Cowards
>>67452257
>that OBP
>results in nothing
dusty baker was right all along, moneyball btfo
>>67452169
It's his wife's son m8
>>67452406
Getting on base is the name of the game
>>67452504
>clogging the bases
>>67451314
That 17k almost-no hitter was the best Jays pitching performance I've ever seen
>>67452543
Are you literally saying you're not supposed to get on base right now?
This is why Canadians should never be allowed to play baseball
6 walks in a game for harper now
>>67452583
He's meming. Try not to get into a tizzy.
>>67452583
Dusty Baker said it.
>>67452643
>>67452741
Is he smoking crack again?
>>67449466
>due to live in Toronto for a year starting August 2017
>Bautista gone
>Encarnacion gone
>Donaldson traded
>Tulowitzky injured
>Stroman converted to set-up man
fuck that
>>67452962
cheap seats tho
>http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/redsox/2016/05/08/david-price-says-problem-easy-fix/HtnyWUNw6KsPUd3Vn2KQyI/story.html?s_campaign=bostonglobe%3Asocialflow%3Atwitter
>David Price says he’s got it all figured out. Dustin Pedroia went up to Price in the visitors’ clubhouse at Yankee Stadium Sunday afternoon and showed Price a photo of his delivery from past seasons versus a photo of Price now. Price looked at the photos and noticed a difference in the positions of his arms and lift leg.
>“Dustin came up to me in the food room and showed me two pictures,” Price said. “He’d been looking at video of himself hitting against lefthanders [Saturday] night. He saw a video of me. He said, ‘I got two pictures. This is when I faced you in 2013 and this is you right now.’ Whenever I saw that, it all made sense.
>“It’s an easy fix,’’ the lefthander said.
So let me get this straight.
The manlet, our fucking 2Bman, found out that Price was doing some stupid shit, probably tipping his pitches, and showed him.
And our coach, a pitching coach in previous years, didn't notice this?
And our $217M pitcher didn't figure this out?
And this is actually his issues, not the fact he's declining?
oh man.
This just makes me fucking mad.
>>67452987
his issue is that hes easily shook and when anything goes bad it goes real bad real fast
his collapses arent continuous shelling its a string of hard hits that result in a lot of runs bunched together
>>67452987
We had this fucking thing last year with Fernando Rodney, except the FUCKING BLUE JAYS HAD TO TELL US. IN LATE FUCKING JULY
>>67453035
I agree, which makes me even angrier over this article because it's a classic "oh haha i see the issue dont worry guys i got it all figured out easy fix no problemo i swear guys i know whats going wrong, wont happen ever again i promise"
And he's going to get shelled next outing because he's overthinking shit with that throwing mechanic. Just fucking watch.
>nast
>>67453061
Which is exactly why he sucks in the post season. He's a mental midget.
CUBS BTFO OF THE NATS. SWEEP PIRSHITS AND DC KEKS. DC BTFO
>getting swept in 4 games
LOL NAST
lol cubs are .800
>>67453129
>caps eliminated
>nast regress
>skins will suck ass again
being DC is suffering
>>67453218
You forgot to mention how all DC sports fans are ugly like that """chick""" in the pic.
>Baseball Tonight @BBTN 16s16 seconds ago
>The Cubs are off to their best 30-game start since also going 24-6 in 1907, a year they won the World Series.
PANIC
A
N
I
C
Who /out of first place by .001 percentage point/ here?
>>67449222
>Phegley
Good riddance
t. White sox fan
>>67453262
>tfw if it wasnt for the starting rotation we would literally be 10 games behind in the division right now
>the cubs run differential is greater than or equal to 3 teams' total runs scored
>>67453262
That's still technically first place isn't it? SFG aren't a half game behind
>>67453284
>tfw if it wasn't for the starting rotation we would literally be 10 games ahead in the division right now
>>67453233
Why does /spuh/ do this?
>>67453295
MLB At-Bat has them tied for first with Doyers
>Braves are 1-15 at home
fucking kek
>>67453310
>tfw if it wasn't for the offense we would literally be 10 games ahead in the division right now
>>67453284
>>67453310
>>67453337
why are we so shit every year bros
m-muh dingers
>>67453357
Actually 2 of our teams are at the top 5 in the AL (us and the eternal 4th placers)
>>67453337
No you wouldnt, youd be fighting for the division though.
>>67453357
m-muh old fucks
>>67453332
she dropped off the face of the earth I think ISIS killed her
>>67453430
She did porn to pay off college. I'm guessing she payed it off.
>>67453453
more like to pay off those tit implants
>>67453471
Look it up fampai
>>67453484
nigga ever whores excuse is she is doing it to pay for college
>Bryce Harper is the first player in MLB history to reach base 7 times without an at-bat.
>bases loaded
>nobody out
>fail to score
ayy lmao
>tfw 3 outs from first place
thanks cubes
>dads
>>67453496
Are the pitching coaches scared of the meme man or are the pitchers bitches
>>67453325
sweep incoming
who can stop them? they just made quick work of the next best teams in the NL?
>>67453546
I remember last time we faced the cubes
>>67453525
It's a strategy and it worked so....
>>67453546
>the next best team in the babby league
kek. Also
>who can stop them
Themselves. Like always
>>67453546
career ending ACL tear
Red Sox vs Yankees thread where?
>>67453608
>>67453608
red sox yankees
the red cucks wins from the braves should be excluded from the standings to be honest
>>67453325
Who would want to win in front of the worst fans in baseball? The fans who throw garbage and trash on the field and at the players when they get eliminated? No one wants to play for them
>>67453357
You niggas really should've gone for Trumbo. Dude clearly enjoying not playing in the hitting hell of west coast stadiums.
And Rays should've held onto Rickard.
>the Seattle Mariners had one of the most dominant seasons in baseball history
>won more games in one season than any other team
>didn't even win the pennant
This will happen to the Cubs, just watch.
>>67453684
Blow Gays should've gone after Chris Davis and a competent arm in the bullpen
>Mets leading the league in HRs
>>67453615
Schwarber's career isn't over you tard
>>67449222
>have position player pitch
>not even a guy that gets media attention
>>67453793
>thinking that fatass will ever play in the NL again
>>67453828
>thinking he won't
>>67453684
Who would Toronto have traded to Seattle for Trumbo?
>>67453357
You guys lack #heart and #grit
>"He's been good. He's not the one who went out there and played. It was our fault. It's easy to blame the manager for this and that. We're the ones who have been horseshit," he told Matthew B. Mowery of the Oakland Press. "I don't think it has anything to do with the manager, or somebody else. We've got to go out there, stay up, and play better baseball."
Who /firstplace/ here?
>>67453841
He was bad in the field before he tore two (2) ligaments in his leg. Joe Maddon was the only manager dumb enough to put him out there in the first place, so there is no way he tries it again.
>>67453880
>>67453880
just barely now
>>67453884
That's why he worked on it in spring training as well as worked on catching. If you can't field your position you shouldn't play.
>next start is Bartolo Colon vs Clayton Kershaw
>mfw Colon homers again
>>67453745
are you crazy goy we cant afford to spend any money do you have any idea how much our 30 billion dollar owners are struggling to get by
Thank you cubes, you are our great ally
>the Shit Louis Methinals got BTFO today
>arrieta
>only 6 wins
kek guess he can't keep up with based sale
>>67454082
I'm just glad sale and Q are finally getting the run support
>>67454082
Chris Sale will get 35 wins. Cap this.
>>67454143
what a long gangly alien looking motherfucker he is
>the city of notchicago
Can we just stop and reflect on how great this is for baseball?
>>67454464
It isn't. Yankees being bad means less people watching
>>67454464
Yankees usually play pretty shitty to start the season, unlike every other season though, this team doesn't look like it has any fight this season.
>>67454464
would their attendance near field level be any better if they were winning?
>>67454464
it's beautiful
How many times has the #1 and #2 in CY voting come from the same team? The AL might see that this year
>>67454464
how they got that WC2 spot last year is beyond me. That team overachieved so hard.
>>67454645
>making Cy young predictions
>in may
>>67454670
It was WC1 hence them getting home field advantage
>>67454671
literally nothing wrong with this.
Who is the current worst hitter in baseball and why is it Chase Headley?
>>67454645
Off the top of my head, I think the last time that happened was probably Randy Johnson and Curt Schilling on the Dbags. Twice in a row.
Doyers would have had it last year if not for Arrieta learning pilates.
>>67454670
>both AL WC teams are absolute dogshit this year
Pottery.
>>67454689
There are dozens of pitchers hitting better than him. Why Joe doesn't bench him is beyond me.
>It's May 8th and his team STILL doesn't have 20 wins
>>67454464
Pretty great 2bh
>>67454689
how many times am i going to have to tell you
troy tulowitzki
russell martin
>>67455046
Both are shit and both are better than Headley
>>67455046
Do they hit one pitch outs off the bench?
I think Headley is aiming for the Yankee team meme player now that Drew is gone
>>67455082
I don't believe you. Tulo maybe because he at least how produced some offense. But not Martin.
>>67455109
Martin has 1 extra base hit compared to Chase's zero. Chase has more base on balls and less strikeouts. Martin is slugging higher than Headley but what settles it all is >>67455101 tbqh
>>67455101
>Do they hit
no
>>67455082
headley has a higher wRC+, higher OBP, and half(LITERALLY HALF) martins k rate
>>67454689
Logan Morrison maybe? I dunno.
>>67455217
He actually might win. He was batting under .100 a few games ago.
Yankees vs. Red Sox is the worst current """""rivalry""""" in sports. Literally nothing interesting has happened between these two since 2004.
Ryan Dempster tried his best by acting like baseball's patron saint against steroid users, but even that wasn't enough to refuel the rivalry. I wish the media should just end this dead meme once and for all.
>>67454650
Heidi??
>>67454689
He makes a person with Parkinson's look like Ortiz
>>67454951
low-energy queers desu
You can only respond to this post if your team has won a game at Wrigley Field this season.
NOT SO FAST, WALGREENS.
Is Steven Wright elite? Is there anyone in baseball who can out-meme him?
>>67455633
What would it take to outmeme a knuckleball pitcher?
>>67455671
An Eephus pitcher
>>67455671
Screwball pitcher who was also accused of throwing spitballs
>>67455633
Maybe. Not to take away what he's done in this game but when the yankees offense has been shit this year, it's the absolute worst.
Bartolo Colon is so likeable, the Hall of Fame asked for memorobilia from his home run even though he used PEDs
>Gary Bennett @GaryBennettdude 3m
>"Report: CHW, ARI, LAA Join SF with Interest in Lincecum" via @TeamStream
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2610520-tim-lincecum-latest-news-rumors-speculation-surrounding-free-agent-sp?utm_campaign=tsiphone&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=twitter.com
Who gets him?
>>67456038
>literally anyone is better than John Danks, right?
>>67454558
>less casuals watching
FTFY
>>67456038
CHW is desperate for that 5th and has a lot of money laying round after dumping Laroche
LAA is desperate too, but they have nothing to offer; they have so many bad contracts.
SF is his previous team and could get a discunt.
I don't know about ARI, 2bh
>>67456106
They already ended up bandwagoning the mets
Steven Wright is a literal God among men.
Thank you Based Cuckler God.
Still fucking furious we lost a series to the Cuckees, but at least the God Cuckler Himself salvaged us one, in a complete game no less.
Here's his fucking pitch zone btw, the fucking meme knuckle pitch man.
I have a strong feeling Steven Wright is gonna have a turbomeme Cy Young season à la 2012 RA Dickey
Last two digits will be how many wins the Yankees get this season. Let's hope for a good one lads
>>67456300
YOU GOTTA BE SCRIPTING ME
>>67456300
Fuck
>>67456038
>AZ
>in the span of 1 year they would end up with 3 of my 7ish favorite players
>still would find it hard to care because they're gonna still suck
>>67456300
Senpai.
I was trying to tell you last thread not to keep hurting yourself like this.
It really, just.
JUST.
Senpai, step away from the computer tbqh with you Joe
>>67456300
>tfw people learned to start sayng digits instead of numbers
>>67456300
>>67456314
It writes itself.
>>67456300
>stankees
>>67454082
SALE WILL WIN 30 GAMES
>>67456300
it's like pottery
>228 posts
>Colon's HR not even posted yet
get with it, bros
>That Yankees - Red Sox game lasted 2 hours and 29 minutes
Ho Lee Fuck
>>67456512
BASED KEKLER GOD
>tfw only won by one run today
>>67456300
ahahahaha
burn in hell, Skankees
>>67456300
Why would you do this
>>67456546
what does it feel like when your team scores runs
must feel great i imagine
The Cubes are making me fucking hate baseball. How is any team that employs an asshole like Jake Arrietta allowed to be so good? Fuck these faggots.
>Bartolo Colon will never play for your team
>mlb pitchers have more home runs then the entire braves team this year
>>67456583
He kept doing it in the Red Sox - Yankees thread by saying it was the amount they'd score in an inning.
And it never worked.
tl;dr meme overlord
>>67456588
> any team that employs an asshole
i have some bad news for you, friend. in general, ballplayers are some of the shittiest, richest, most egotistical and most entitled pricks on the planet
This is the team that has also employed Sammy Sosa, Moises Alou, Carlos Zambrano, Michael Barrett, and Milton Bradley. I didn't expect anything more of them.
I also noticed that Maddon loves to antagonize hate against the umpires.
>>67456484
And he did it at petco park too
Absolutely based
>>67456588
Remember two things and your anger will be soothed
1. They are the Cubs
2. They will always find a way to screw things up
>Carlos Zambrano
speaking of pitchers with decent bats
>>67456619
I wish I could post the whole thing but I can't get the file size below the limit without making it a webm for ants
>>67456484
>/sp/ webms still with no sound
why is this
>>67456484
>""American"" ""League"" will never get to experience this
I truly feel sorry for you guys
>>67456668
Yea, instead of memes we have actual talented hitters
>>67456657
j00 admin
>>67456588
> How is any team that employs an asshole like Jake Arrietta allowed to be so good?
Nigga there's like a trillion teams with assholes doing """""""""""""pilates""""""""""""""
>>67456668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwMwIzyg8ug
>babby leaguers trying to banter
>>67456677
>i-it's just memes anyway w-we don't care
What a sad "version" of the real sport you guys are playing
>>67456677
>wanting to watch great players be great
>not wanting to watch meme players be memes
Are there any other differences between AL and NL besides the DH?
>>67456718
The nl is where all the Al rejects go
>>67456599
Why try jinxing the team more than Dean Anon has is beyond me
>>67456709
>giving the other team free outs when the #9 man isn't memeing out on Colon's level
>>67456718
the NL is boring as fuck to watch
>>67456709
Pitchers should not hit. When you watch a pitcher take an at bat, you're not watching the game being played at it's highest level.
Honestly, if you're going to watch NL baseball you might as well just watch some 12 year olds play little league. There's barely any difference in talent level.
>>67456718
One caters exclusively to homosexuals
>>67456731
The Cuckler tends to send people into extreme mental states and causes them to act erratically
Based fucking Cuckler God.
>>67456718
NL extra inning games last a lot shorter because you run out of pitchers faster
NL lineups include players who pitchers can't wait to face
Pitchers who suck in the AL can all win Cy Young awards in the NL
NL is far inferior in interleague play
>>67456718
most of the good pitchers are in the NL because they get 3 free strikeouts a game
>>67456716
holy fuck i have Bartolos exact facial hair status
>meme mustache
>just a bit under the lower lip
>patchy and gross beard
i should probably just kill myself tbqh
>>67456735
>Real baseball is boring to watch
You sound like every cuckhoop and armored nigger eggcarry fan. AL confirmed for casuals.
>>67456779
But do you have the unibrow?
>>67456779
are you literally me
suicide pact when
>>67456792
no unibrow
>>67456796
#illdiewithyou
>>67456781
and the NL was confirmed for shit when the DH started
somebody's "confirming" came about 43 years too late
>all these AL cucks clearly have not been watching the Cubs pitchers hitting lately
>>67456826
Why would I watch grown men attempt to """"""""""""bunt"""""""""""""
>>67456826
>one stretch of memeing by a few pitchers invalidates the truth that >99.9% of pitchers suck cock at hitting
we need the DH it's fucking stupid that one league has it and the other doesn't
hopefully it'l happen during the bargaining agreement
>>67456862
>it's fucking stupid that one league has it and the other doesn't
that's the best thing about baseball
>>67456862
oh it will. i'm not on either side of the argument but you can guarantee it's coming
>>67456888
trips confirm
>>67456862
>>67456888
it wont happen, no AL team is going to give up a .280 hitter and 30+ home runs a season just so their pitchers have increased chances of injuring themselves and getting a hit every 7 or 8 plate appearances for the sake of tradition or muh spirit of the game or some dumb shit
>>67456912
> a fucking leaf
dipshit, the CBA is going to make the DH universal. it's imminent
>>67456912
DH will be pushed to the NL. They won't get rid of the DH, that'd be especially dumb and would screw a lot of players/teams over.
>>67456935
thats believable
i was assuming getting rid of it
also dont ever speak to me or my leaf ever again
>>67456950
>a fucking leaf
how can one team choke so hard
>>67456950
> a fucking leaf
CUBS BOOTYBLASTED DC
CUBS WILL BOOTYBLAST ALL FOES
WHITE SOX ARE MEME FAGGOTS THAT WILL NOT SUSTAIN WINS WITH THEIR LOW RUN DIFFERENTIAL
CUBS RETURN TO GREATNESS AND WIN WORLD SERIES IN 2016 AND 2017
SCREENSHOT
THIS
POST
NIGGERS
>>67456935
>>67456949
not yet, MLB is concerned about a possibly dwindling fanbase, so they'd rather not do something that might alienate NL fans
>>67456979
that's literally not even a little true
revenue is up and viewship is up you tard
>>67456979
This would alienate NL fans how?
Like, I think most NL fans wouldn't really give a shit, and would welcome more obese mexicans hitting dingers if anything.
The only ones that would pissed would be the NL Babby pitchers that will end up getting their ERA raised by 5 runs.
>>67456950
>a fucking leaf
>>67456862
Funny how Sale's arm hasn't exploded yet. Everyone just moved on to saying Syndergaard's will blow up.
>>67456979
...no. TV money is at its highest in baseball history, which means MLB is a bull market. that gives the MLBPA more leverage in a CBA, and the players union will definitely want to add a rule that prolongs careers
>>67457013
> more obese mexicans hitting dingers
this tbqhwy
>>67457002
>>67457013
>>67457032
MLB's largest demographic right now is people age 60 or above
concerns aside, MLB needs to (and is) milking all they can out of these fans and can't risk alienating them (and these people care about the DH/no DH)
once they die off maybe the NL adopts the DH
>>67457054
Or.
Just Or.
The MLB can be proactive about gaining a younger viewer audience that would welcome a DH in the NL.
And those old cucks are going to have nothing to do if they walk away from baseball, so I doubt that.
They'll just do what old cucks always do: "BACK IN MY DAY, WE VALUED PITCHERS STRATEGICALLY BUNTING WITH 2 OUTS IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH WITH THE BASES EMPTY"
>>67457054
literally show me proof that the largest demographic is age 60+ cause I'm telling you that's not fucking true
stop making shit up
>>67457054
>MLB's largest demographic right now is people age 60 or above
and their biggest TARGET demographic is wimmin and Lids-wearing casual faggots
>>67457066
sorry, it's 55+, not 60+
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/nationals/baseballs-trouble-with-the-youth-curve--and-what-that-means-for-the-game/2015/04/05/2da36dca-d7e8-11e4-8103-fa84725dbf9d_story.html
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2014-04-01/fixing-baseballs-old-people-problem-with-merchandise-highlights
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702303843104579167812218839786
>>67452981
thank fuck
>>67457091
> espn viewership statistics
> world series viewership statistics
fucking dropped. seasons are 162 games long and teams have their own networks these days
>David Price's 6.75 ERA is the WORST ERA in the American League
>the second worst ERA is 6.49 for Justin Verlander
[TRYING NOT TO PANIC]
[PANICKING]
>>67457135
>Dodgers are in top 5 biggest teams by any measure of $$$ in the league
>don't even have their own network, half their games are blacked out even for LA area residents
>>67457135
feel free to find some local RSN viewership data if you think it's contrary to national viewership data
>>67457170
Price has been very unlucky tbqh.
>6.75 ERA
>2.93 FIP
Also, he leads the AL in Ks, so there's that.
>>67457201
>muh strikeouts
>>67457091
>According to Nielsen ratings, 50 percent of baseball viewers are 55 or older, up from 41 percent 10 years ago. ESPN, which airs baseball, football and basketball games, says its data show the average age of baseball viewers rising well above that of other sports: 53 for baseball, 47 for the NFL (also rising fast) and 37 for the NBA, which has kept its audience age flat.
Pardon my stupidity.
But how would you determine this?
>>67457174
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-baseball/24649044/mlb-a-regional-tv-ratings-monster
>>67457201
> he leads the AL in Ks, so there's that.
Let me kick you in the balls please.
I have watched all of his fucking games (except not the opening day, because I missed that for some classes I had that day)
He's fucking SUCKED COCK.
Even in the 14K game against the Braves, he loaded the bases twice in the early innings and we were warming the bullpen by the 4th.
He's just been a complete fucking mental case on the mound.
His velocity is down. His location has lost its spot. And he panics when he gets into a tough situation.
I'm not going to panic too much just yet, but he's already been a disappointment.
>>67457221
nielsen questionnaires and nielsen box data
but the whole thing disregards the fact that ESPN airs a few games a week, if that. everybody watches baseball on their regional network
Cubs fan here - so glad we didn't sign Price. Heyward will snap out of it.
>>67457248
did you miss the part where there's a 3.82-run difference in his ERA and FIP? HE'S BEEN UNLUCKY.
>this triggers the anti-saber faggots
>>67457285
>did you miss the part where there's a 3.82-run difference in his ERA and FIP? HE'S BEEN UNLUCKY.
>this triggers the anti-saber faggots
No he's been a shit pitcher.
My fucking eye test trumps your shitty fucking sabermetrics.
>>67457285
*been unlucky as PART of his terrible start
>>67457285
Quit FAPpin to FIP
>>67457285
>he was unlucky that he gave up a bases loaded clearing triple to Didi fucking Gregorious
tbqh with you Joe I dont think FIP is a great stat
>>67457285
>worshiping a stat that simultaneously suggests pitchers are and are not capable of controlling contact
>>67457296
>My fucking eye test trumps your shitty fucking sabermetrics.
lemme know when you get a call from Farrell saying he needs an assistant pitching coach. I'm sure you'd do great in fixing David.
Also, you can't deny the luck completely. I clarified that >>67457297 here. I do agree with some of your sentiments to an extent.
>>67457229
doesn't talk about the age demographics
>>67457335
Umm, I don't give a shit about your shitty fucking advanced metric.
It's pretty obvious he's been a BAD PITCHER. I dont give a flying fuck how UNLUCKY he's been.
And if you want to say he's unlucky, how about saying Steven Wright has been even worse. He's fucking 3-3 despite a 1.52 ERA. Meanwhile, Price blows dick and has a 4-1 record.
I hate you. Stop making excuses for him.
>>67457269
It also doesn't take MLB.tv into account
>>67457359
>what is great run support
>what is being bailed out by the bullpen
and that's how David Price is currently 4-1 with a 6.75 ERA
>I hate you.
Take a chill pill bro. You're on a Estonian tea-party board. No need to get so mad.
>>67457381
No shit he's gotten rsupport and bullpen help
Point is you saying he's unlucky because his defense hasn't helped him lower his ERA (which is bs) is pretty dumb considering how lucky he's been to get wins.
And how about you fuck off with your dumbass excuses for a pitcher being paid 30M a year.
>>67457405
>dumbass excuses
I take offense to that. they may be excuses but they are certainly valid excuses and not "dumbass"
>sucking this much sabremetric cock
>>67457431
>le stat that's calculated based off HRs allowed, BBs, and your fucking strikeouts over your IP
>a stat that willingly takes out the batting average against, all other forms of XBHs, and the runs you actually fucking gave up in a game
FIP is fucking retarded.
>>67457431
They actually say this is a better representation of a performance than ERA.
They ACTUALLY say this.
>>67457221
>and 37 for the NBA, which has kept its audience age flat
Literally you grow out of the NBA at a certain age
>all these ass-annihilated anti-SABRfags
absolutely delicious. you people should crawl out from under your rocks and get some sun for once in a while.
>>67457460
ERA by itself is shit, it includes errors, meme magic, ballpark differences, etc
SIERA is better anyway
>>67457460
>>67457431
They actually say xFIP, a stat that covets fucking fly balls allowed over the amount of runs you allowed in the game, is a better representation of a performance than ERA.
They ACTUALLY say this.
>>67457460
But it is a better stat you dumb fuccboi
Go back to blowing Joe Morgan and Ken Harrelson
>people are still fighting against sabrmetrics.
What are you even doing?
why cant i bet on baseball games at my gas station? why can people get stupid scratch off and lottery tickets but i cant put 50 on the mets
baseball would be so huge
>>67457500
>it is a better stat
So if a player allowed 5 runs on 9 hits, all singles. ..
BUT gave up 0 HRs, 0 BBs, and had 5 Ks, and went 7 innings...
What would his ERA be versus his FIP?
Let's calculate:
FIP: (13*0 + 3*(0 + 0) - 10) / 7 + Some fake ass constant (let's say .5) == 1.93
ERA: (5/7) * 9 = 6.43
So. Which would you say was more indicative?
ERA+ is better than FIP imho lads
>>67457530
FIP is. Those 9 singles depend heavily on the quality of the defense behind the pitcher.
>>67457557
I call you delusional.
>>67457549
this is often true.
the average ERA+ is 100. Last time I checked Price was at 62. That supports these "eye test" fags' claims that he's just been awful much better than the FIP argument.
>>67457557
>pitcher gives up a ton of hits
>his defense is why he gave up 5 runs
>>67457557
>hard contact is not the pitcher's fault* it's obviously the defense's fault
>*by the way hard contact is actually the pitcher's fault if the ball happens to go over the fence
FIPfags actually believe this.
these anti-sabr hypotheticals are stupid and unrealistic, and only make you people look like morons
>>67457586
>these anti-sabr hypotheticals are stupid and unrealistic
They aren't at all, but goes to show how much of a casual you are. Stick to your numbers bud.
I judge pitchers exclusively by the amount of W's they get. It's most effective imo.
>>67457566
>>67457577
>>67457582
>Pitcher pitching with GOAT defense behind him
>Same pitcher pitching with WOAT defense behind him
ERA fuccbois would expect the ERAs to be identical
>>67457609
>those defenses are supposed to make a difference on 9 hard hit singles
youre a moron
>>67457592
and your denial of the numbers' validity shows that you're as much of an old grumpy faggot as most of the Hall of Fame voters.
>2016
>not running your own adjusted ERA in the conditions that you deem fair
>>67457629
>2020-4
>still Costanzamemeing
>FIP and xFIP are more accurate representations of a pitcher's performance than the amount of runs he gave up in a game
>trust me guys, I'm an expert on this whole baseball stuff
m'statistics
If sabermetrics are nonsense why are teams pouring so much money into stats guys?
>>67457639
it was created by jews so they could hire more jews, circulating the wealth amongst their own kind
>>67457639
Because Moneyball was nominated for several Oscars, therefore it has to work
>>67457627
And you're implementation of absurdly selective algorithms that take out a decisive chunk of the pitcher's performance, the actual runs he allowed, shows how much of a big black cock sucking cuckold you are that watches NBA for the +/- stats
FIP or ERA+?
>>67450186
Get fukt you nonbelieving cockfuck
>>67457639
So when did the A's win that world series again?
I mean they won a whole bunch of games that year, they HAD to have made the WS right?
>>67450259
Buuuuuuuuuuuuullshiiit
>>67457656
WAR :^)
>I'm dumb and numbers confuse me, I'll just call advanced stats a meme
>>67457669
>t. "lifelong" cub fan
>tfw actual baseball discussion
>>67457645
>Bill James
>Jew
dipshit
>>67457655
>cuck
I believe it is you who enjoys the company of handsome black men with large penises violating your every orifice
>>67457678
not all numbers. just anything except
>muh counting stats
captcha S Dick Dr Road
>I'm too autistic to watch actual baseball games and garner that a general statistic is a pretty good show of how a player pitched a game, so I'll just make up some """"""""highly complexed""""""""" algorithm that factors in only whatever the fuck I want it to to satisfy my autism
>>67457639
FIP is the only sabermetric I dislike, and only because Fangraphs treats it as its pitching bible, and everyone trusts Fangraphs blindly.
>>67457675
winner winner chicken dinner
>>67457689
dumbest fucking post I've seen on /mlb/, troll or not
>>67457688
>ERA
>counting stat
It's just a simplified calculation that doesn't fucking take out the most important part of the fucking game: the actual fucking runs allowed in a game.
>>67457530
Isn't the whole point of FIP to ignore the order in which things happen?
For example:
Pitcher A gives up single, single, 3-run homer = 3 runs
Pitcher B gives up homer, single, single = 1 run
FIP says that the performances of these two pitchers are identical. ERA says that one is much worse than the other, just because the same events happened in a different order.
In your scenario, a pitcher gives up 9 hits in 7 innings.
Just as it's possible that those 9 hits resulted in 5 runs, it's also possible they were scattered in a way that resulted in 0 runs.
In other words:
Pitcher A: 7 IP, 5 K, 0 BB, 9 H, 5 ER
Pitcher B: 7 IP, 5 K, 0 BB, 9 H, 0 ER
The basic difference is that FIP says, based on a purely individual performance level, pitcher A and pitcher B were very similar.
That makes sense to me, but I could definitely see how people would think pitcher B was much better, even though identical things happened in each game, except in different orders.
That's why I think FIP has value, because it doesn't heavily weigh bad innings, unfortunate sequences of events, etc.
>>67454082
>implying pitcher wins matter
>>67457666
>A's don't win world series
>Stats must be a scam
Just because you can't wrap your head around anything more complicated than batting average doesn't mean stats don't work my man
>>67457705
You should create an algorithm to express through your autism how dumb you thought it was.
As for me, I'll use my DPA (Dumb Post Average) on you:
(General stupidity of the sentiment from 1-100 / Anger level 1-10) * IPs in the Thread
(100 / 10) * 91 = 910
Wow, that's just terrible
>>67457706
NOOOOOO rilly? that, win% and BA are just about all the non-integers these fags can comprehend
>ERA
>Pitchers leaves with baserunners on
>Next pitcher gives up a dinger
>Original pitcher gets charged with the runs
Explain that one ERA fuccbois
>he can't tell if a pitcher is shit or not just by looking
Am I really the only pro scout ITT? If you aren't a pro scout, you're a casual
>>67457713
> FIP says that the performances of these two pitchers are identical. ERA says that one is much worse than the other, just because the same events happened in a different order.
And this is where statisticians go fucking wrong. Because Pitcher A is clearly displaying a fucking melt down in an inning in which he put himself in an unfortunate situation that punished him greatly.
As a pitcher, the more adverse a situation you put yourself in, the greater the punishment when you falter further.
And you can never get that because all you see it is as a sequence of events that occurred rather than a fucking game with human emotion in it.
And your second example with the 9 singles is still a mess, because if the pitcher allows 5 fucking runs in any sequence of singles hit, then they've put them in a fucking position where they've allowed an accumulation of hits against them to CAUSE those runs.
>>67457732
the reliever didnt put those runners on base therefore he should only be responsible for the homerun to be perfectly honest tyler
also i dont believe in ERA
>>67457732
The original pitcher shouldn't have fucking left a baserunner on.
>>67457732
>run wouldn't have scored if the original pitcher didn't let the runner on base
wow that was hard
ERA is flawed but way better than RBI or Pitcher wins
>>67457713
a homer and a 3-run homer are pretty fucking different famalam
>>67457746
>if the pitcher allows 5 fucking runs in any sequence of singles hit, then they've put them in a fucking position where they've allowed an accumulation of hits against them to CAUSE those runs.
Nope. Those singles could all be bloop hits that only fell in because there was no fielders there to catch them. This is not the fault of the pitcher. It's the fault of nature and happenstance.
>>67457761
>Those singles could all be bloop hits that only fell in because there was no fielders there to catch them. This is not the fault of the pitcher
Did you read this?
Like did you actually read this?
Did you read this back to yourself and think, "ya thats good i'll post that"?
Maybe he shouldn't fucking be giving up bloop hits.
>>67457768
>Maybe he shouldn't fucking be giving up bloop hits.
Yes, because bloop hits are totally the fault of the pitcher.
You're dumb, bruh
why dont we just come up with our own equation to measure pitcher performance?
>>67457773
>bloop hits arent the fault of the pitcher
Are you serious dude? The pitcher has the ability to:
1. Strike out the batter
2. Force the batter into a strikeout or to hit the ball in the direction of a fielder (pull, drive, hit oppo field).
The pitcher allowing any contact by the batter into a position into the field IS indeed the pitcher's fucking fault.
I am literally willing to do a suicide bet that the Cubbies will win it all this year.
Literally no one can stop us. No one.
>>67457773
>>67457761
>hits aren't the pitcher's fault
>>67457773
>Pitcher throws ball where Catcher didn't want it
>It's a hit
>Not his fault
>>67457782
you can stop yourselves
>>67457782
whens the last time the team with the best regular season record won the world series
>The defensive players except pitcher and catcher all go on strike and just sit down on the field
>Pitcher and catcher have to do all the fielding themselves which results in 14 inside the park homeruns
>FIP and ERA are both sky high
Explain this one ERA fags and FIPbois
>>67457798
The Red Sox in 2013 were tied with the Cardinals for the best record in the regular season.
Both were in the WS.
>>67457781
>1. Strike out the batter
Yup. That's why FIP places such a premium on strikeouts.
>2. Force the batter into a strikeout or to hit the ball in the direction of a fielder (pull, drive, hit oppo field).
Again, you can do this all you want. That doesn't mean that, once in a while, or even multiple times in a row, balls will just HAPPEN to drop in for hits, through no fault of the pitcher.
>>67457787
>hits aren't the pitcher's fault
Please point out where I said this. I said the pitcher has no control over a softly-hit ball landing just out of the reach of a fielder.
>>67457793
see above
>>67457800
The pitcher's an absolute cuck for not having the backing of his team.
Pretty easy tbqh with you Joe.
>>67457804
>balls will just HAPPEN to drop in for hits, through no fault of the pitcher.
Except that's still the pitcher's fucking fault. Don't allow a hit. Regardless of whether it happens or not.
>>67457782
>us
see
>>67456623
>>67456977
Dubs confirm
>this fucking general
>batter gets plunked
>pitcher on that batter's team doesn't immediately hit the next guy he faces in retaliation
explain this one, Classfags
>>67457804
> I said the pitcher has no control over a softly-hit ball landing just out of the reach of a fielder.
The pitcher can like not let the batter hit the ball.
>>67457801
is there a fg page or baseball reference page with more, like a year by year record and ws result table or something
>Latos starting to be shit again
>Gonzales and Rodon are trash
>Still no hitting
>rest of league warming up
Don't worry boys the old white sox are almost home! We'll see them soon. Here comes the crash.
>>67457826
This is literally all explicit baseball discussion.
What fucking more could you want.
>>67457829
Yes, there are these "statistic" websites out there.
>>67457815
>Don't allow a hit
Scenario 1: Batter hits a broken-bat, soft looper just out of the reach of the 2B, so it's a hit
Scenario 2: Batter hits a scorching line drive right at the 2B, who catches it because the ball happens to find his glove
Which was a better pitch?
>>67457828
>The pitcher can like not let the batter hit the ball.
You mean like a strikeout? The essence of FIP?
>>67457835
i know smart ass i mean can you hold my hand and take me to it rather than me having to look for it
>>67457827
That batter must be a shit teammate OR the pitcher is a completely bitch
Regardless, I'd want both traded in the event they allow this disgrace to happen.
>>67457826
>people discussing baseball in a baseball general
yea wtf?
>>67453546
Gotta wait until the sox use meme magic to win the WS against them
>>67457842
They were both shit pitches. The pitcher should be allowing grounders to the baseman for automatic putouts.
Any pitcher that can't is a fucking scrub.
>the essence of FIP?
Ya let's just completely remove any kind of hits though, because the two you used as an example aren't obviously showing the pitcher giving up contact to a batter.
>>67457843
No thats gay
>>67457849
>>67457835
correction, it WAS baseball discussion, now it's just trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
>>67457859
Oh, so since you love grounders....
Scenario 1: Soft, slow grounder to 2B, who can't reach the ball in time, so infield hit
Scenario 2: Sharp grounder that the 2B dives to make a great play on, throws out the runner
Which grounder was better?
>>67457827
I honestly firmly believe in the retaliation aspect of baseball
If someone's gonna act like a jackass by talking shit and playing dirty, they deserve a good ol fastball to the body. And if someone goes after your best player, you go after theirs. Yet a lot of pundits I see on tv don't like this.
Talk shit, get hit tbqh with u joe.
I'd like to see more mound charges too while we're at it.
>>67457868
It's literally specific discussion about how baseball statistics work and why they do/don't.
You literally can't get more baseball discussion than this.
>>67457878
The soft one?
Because the batter properly played a pitch thrown to him and hit it into a situation opportune for him.
The fault falls on the pitcher for not properly fooling the batter on the swing, either to ground harder into the baseman or to swing and miss.
The fault then again falls on the pitcher.
It always fucking does outside of Errors.
>>67457880
Which player was the GOAT at charging the mound?
>>67457880
This pretty much. If Bryce boi and the nigs want to pole vault their bats, give pitcher an option besides bitching on Twitter about it
>>67457906
The WOAT is Zimmer tbqh with you Joe, I know that much.
>>67457880
>I'd like to see more mound charges too while we're at it.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZDA85mcVSxU
Pedro was so fucking based at baseball banter. Pretty sure he's gotten close to killing dozens of players with his headhunting.
>>67457897
By your logic, pitchers should try to actually induct harder contact, because hey, they don't want to allow infield hits, right?
Which is retarded.
>>67457918
that's a fact, fellow soxbro
>>67457915
>>67457880
AHHHHHHHHHHH I DONT LIKE THIS KIND OF TALK
THIS IS JUST VICIOUS, BARBARIC, AND ANIMALISTIC BEHAVIOR
THIS KIND OF MENTALITY CANNOT, AND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
PROBLEMATIC
>>67457906
I'm not sure but Nolan Ryan was the GOAT at defending the mound
And I seem to remember Nyjer Morgan getting fucked up pretty good when he charged a few years ago
>>67457906
Kyle Farnsworth was the all time GOAT at managing mound charges
>>67457922
Essentially, the pitcher should fucking coax the batter into the worst possible hit, if a hit is the absolute only case they can allow.
If they can't trick the batter into hitting a hard change up into the dirt at a fielder because they thought they were getting a high fastball or something of the like, then that pitcher suffers the consequence of hit against them.
I mean this is pretty straightforward. Even the bloops and "unlucky" hits are still all allowed by the pitcher because they couldn't fool the batter.
Blame always falls on the pitchers unless errors are committed.
>>67457906
funny you should mention that
>>67457921
GOAT at causing and defendinghimself against chimpouts by batters
>>67457921
Thank god MLB is finally posting clips to Youtube
>>67457931
>>67457935
a new controversy brews...
>>67457942
>Even the bloops and "unlucky" hits are still all allowed by the pitcher because they couldn't fool the batter.
But that's objectively false. You can easily fool the batter and then the batter get a bloop hit. It happens dozens of times a day throughout the league.
>>67457935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mt0_0k40t4
>>67457921
the Expos had killer unis
>>67457957
Damn, he absolutely bodied that fucc nigga
>>67457945
>finally
been doing it for a few years now, m8
>>67457957
>Paul Wilson
literally fucking who
he got fucking rekt by Farnsworth there, jesus
>>67457956
Then the pitcher falls even further at fault for not locating a pitch properly outside of the batter's ability to connect. He's the one throwing the pitch in. He's the one getting it across the plate.
If the batter connects at all where the ball goes off in a favorable direction, then the pitcher is at fault for not getting the ball OUT of that position.
The pitcher is always at fault for a hit. Strike him out, and if not, get the batter to hit into a spot more favorable for YOU as the pitcher.
>>67457834
>Rodon will get better
>Gonzalez is better than Danks
>Abreu, Frazier and the 2-hitter can only heat up
>rest of league is absolute trash
they'll be fine senpai
>>67457957
oh hey it's Steve Stone
>>67457918
>Zimmer
>not Headlocks Ventura
>>67457976
>tfw you don't even like Steve Stone that much but you feel so bad for him having to share the booth with Ken Harrelson
>>67457975
>Then the pitcher falls even further at fault for not locating a pitch properly outside of the batter's ability to connect
And once again, we've come back around to the fact that strikeouts are valued so highly by FIP.
The Circle Of Life.
>If the batter connects at all where the ball goes off in a favorable direction, then the pitcher is at fault for not getting the ball OUT of that position.
I bet you think the pitcher is also at fault when a ground ball hits a base and bounces away from a fielder.
>tfw 90s baseball was so fun
>Cubs on WGN
>Braves on TBS
>That homerun war between Sosa and McGuire
>tfw you will never watch a game on a CRT television again
>>67457996
yeah he obviously hates it, who wouldn't
>>67457931
>>67457935
Porcello is pretty underrated. Remember that time he BTFO Youk.
>be a grown ass man
>charge at a 20 year old kid
>throw your helmet at him like a bitch
>get slammed by a kid 10 years younger than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvHF8KSkw5g
>>67458011
who knew that youkilis was going to end up representing red sox fans from 2015 and 2016
>>67458000
>And once again, we've come back around to the fact that strikeouts are valued so highly by FIP.
FIP fucking records a strikeout as + for the Pitcher, a beneficial value for them.
It fucking shouldn't be. It should be a standard thing for the pitcher to get by. I think a pitcher should be penalized for every strikeout they don't get (i.e. every hit they allow).
The FIP just calculates values too far in favor of the pitcher.
>>67458011
Youk was a baby-back bitch anyway.
man I can't wait until Lawrie throws his bat at someone, probably the umpire
>>67458008
>Pops and I are Cubs fans
>Watched Cubs vs Sox with the Sox commentators
>We were shocked by his terrible analysis and his non-stop catchphrases
>We wrote down all his terrible catchphrases and made BINGO cards out of them
I don't know how Sox fans can watch whole seasons of his games. He's just awful.
>>67458011
fucking grapes can go fuck off
>>67458032
I feel like Clemens throwing the bat at Piazza in the 2000 WS should have caused a bigger fight than it did. Clemens have ripped Piazza a new asshole.
>you now remember Machado's bat throw
>>67458050
*would have ripped Piazza a new asshole.
>>67458042
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SBwNiZmnSDM
>>67458050
Both players were roided af, would've been a pretty good fight
(inb4 someone metscuck tries to tell me Piazza was clean lmao)
>>67458059
>(inb4 someone metscuck tries to tell me Piazza was clean lmao)
doesn't matter now anyway, they won't un-elect him to the HoF
>>67458053
>that time Delmon Young threw his bat at an ump
Top fucking banter tbhfam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCX_XlRYYDo
>>67458059
I have a sneaking suspicion Mike Piazza is/was gay.
>>67458077
kek
what a terrible call though
Remember when Greinke had an autism attack and instigated a fight with Carlos Quentin? Good thing his handler, AJ Ellis was there to save him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2am9v3qozg
What would it take to be banned from baseball by an on-field action(s)?
>>67458101
stabbing someone with a broken bat?
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Future Yankee
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
>>67458101
if Juan Marichal wasn't banned for nearly killing John Roseboro with a bat, I don't know what it would take.
>>67458101
Murder is fine
>>67458101
Going full Jose Offerman
Don't mind me, just posting the best player in baseball
Reminder that Johnny Cueto spiked Jason Larue in the head with his cleats and ended his career.
>>67458114
>mrw someone said Bryce is better than Manny
>>67458130
OH SHIT
That was the fucking best
Also, long ago the MLB was OK with Ty Cobb going into the crowd and beating up a cripple, and somehow not punishing him for it (or a slap on the wrist suspension, I forget)
>>67458144
go back to /nfl/ queero, nobody likes you
>>67458158
>not posting the best angle
So /mlb/, whos going to be the next 300 Win pitcher?
I know its a meme stat but still
>>67458101
It would probably take some Malice at the Palace level shit for that to happen.
Which player do you think would be most likely to go full Ron Artest on some niggas? My vote is for Puig.
>>67458181
we might not see another one.
Memeolo Colon (no joke) is the active leader with 221, and Sabathia is the only other guy with more than 200 at 216.
>>67458190
Legit surprised Ortiz hasnt
>>67458180
I just like how you see his face impact the wall in my gif more
>>67458181
>>67458198
it would probably take a Nolan Ryan-esque career length for a guy to hit 300 wins now.
>>67458181
300 wins will never happen again, fampai. 200 will be the new 300.
Verlander and Greinke could get 200 but they're getting old and might not make it much further. Felix could too but the memeiners perpetually suck so probably not. Kershaw is a lock if he keeps it up though.
>>67458202
Ortiz just acts tough but he's a big pussy. He acts like he's going to fight but always lets his teammates hold him back. Kevin Gregg would have kicked his ass a few years back if it didn't get broken up
I don't know why baseball fights are so much fun. I find them more interesting than even hockey fights for some reason
>>67458198
Felix could of gotten close, if he was on a good team.
Kershaw doesn't have a prayer because he started too late
you may be right.
>>67458222
>Ortiz just acts tough but is a big pussy
Lmao go back to /nfl/
>hearing a crowd chant spark from a dedicated dedicated shouter
inspiring to be honest
>>67458235
he is, though
>>67458213
yeah. 300 wins is fucking hard to do. you have to start at the mlb level young, and keep a roughly 20-win pace for 15 years, for example, which is all but impossible now.
>>67458235
Ortiz is though. He's full of hot air
>>67458248
Memeita can do it if he keeps up his pilates regimen
>>67458235
>le beats up telephones man
>not a gigantic pussy
lol stop defending that cheating, roid-raging fake ass mark ass trick ass nigga
>>67457285
why would you ever need FIP? All it does is tell you a dude can strike out a lot of other dudes.
It completely ignores the ability to induce contact. Meme stat.
>>67458255
Gregg was getting his ass beat
>>67456484
guy on steroids hits home run
Get a load of this nigger. Feel bad for Pedroia because he's got to try to keep his roid rage in check
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGfKfMmR-xU
>>67458315
Gonna post gregg backing away like a bitch for his own teammate to save him from Ortiz
Lol
>>67458315
good god do you have no fucking other than shitting up /nfl/ AND /mlb/? fucking kys, DPBH
>>67458323
*no fucking life
i could beat up ortiz 2bh
>the worst strike call in the history of MLB
is boston the maddest city in the history of the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5lUiMCFFCs
>>67458326
2bh i dont think you can
>>67458332
Kulpa should literally be fired
>>67458326
All you gotta do is stand your ground against him and he slinks away.
>>67458158
Is harper a practicing mormon.
Does not drinking coffee or fapping make you elite?
>>67458339
WAAAAAAAAAAA! A call went against my team.
Ortiz should have been called for a strike on that check swing but you chowdah heads ignore that
>>67458349
Um, he checked the swing you moron
You dont even watch baseball
>>67458366 NEW THREAD
>>67458342
I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME MACHINE SEWING SOME CLOTHES OR SOMETHING AT FIRST WHAT THE FUCK??
>>67457626
Hard hit
Stop changing the variables