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Lloris (c), Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose; Dier, Mason; Lamela, Eriksen, Son; Kane.
Forster; Martina, van Dijk, Fonte, Bertrand; Wanyama, Clasie, Mané, Davis, Tadic; Long
>No Dembele
>No Alli
>Mason
>Son
Spurs lose
Arsenal finish 2nd
AHAHAHA SPURS CHOKED THE LEAGUE TO A FUCKING TINPOT CLUB
>>67435624
>Only club to bother trying to keep up with Leicester
The joke is on the other """big""" clubs
>>67435611
>"the s-sky is the li-limit"
Is he a bigger autist than Messi?
>>67435617
Spurs beat Southampton last season with a Mason/Bentaleb midfield along with Kaboul and Townsend in the starting lineup. They'll be fine.
>>67435624
>choked
>never in first place to begin with
>>67435624
Arsenal didn't win the league m8
>>67435611
>Southampton---->Tottenham---->Real Madrid
Will Alderweireld and Pochettino follow in Bale's footsteps?
>>67435653
>Mason/Bentaleb midfield along with Kaboul and Townsend in the starting lineup
Almost forgot how unbelievably awful Tottenham were on paper last season, they had no business finishing higher than 7th
What do either team have to play for?
Friendly at best
>>67435682
Spurs to finish higher than Arsenal
Southampton for revenge for Spurs stealing their manager and Alderweireld
>>67435627
>b-b-b-but the other teams didn't win their title back to make Tottenham look better
>>67435705
Alderweireld never belonged to them, he was on loan from Atletico.
>spurs havnt won the league for 50 years
kek
>>67435731
I thought their was skullduggery with Southampton having a buy back clause and Alt.Madrid had to pay them back some
Lads
>Southampton has an immensely successful season under Pochettino
>Spurs poach Pochettino and his coaching staff
>Spurs poach Paul Mitchell, Southampton's head of recruitment, and with him, knowledge of all of Southampton's future transfer targets
>Spurs uncharacteristically buy a lower league literally who called Dele Alli, a player who would have otherwise been a Southampton signing.
>Spurs jew Southampton out of the option-to-buy clause they had on Alderweireld.
Reminder that the success of the Jewish Spurs is partially owed to extortion of Southampton FC, originally St. Mary's Church, a Christian football club.
Reminder that even in football, Jews still can't resist exploiting the goyim, flourishing, and taking credit for his work.
Spuns still have a chance of ending up 4th, right?
>The Mighty Spurs
Official Thread Theme...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDR3IMSntlc
>>67435915
>Spurs poach Pochettino
His contract with Southampton ended, he was free to go wherever he wanted.
>Spurs uncharacteristically buy a lower league literally who called Dele Alli, a player who would have otherwise been a Southampton signing.
This isn't true at all. A lot of clubs were interested in Alli. Liverpool were about to sign him, Brendan Rodgers even met with Alli personally to work out the details, but Spurs swooped in at the last second.
>Spurs jew Southampton out of the option-to-buy clause they had on Alderweireld.
Atletico chose to sell him to Spurs
>Reminder that the success of the Jewish Spurs is partially owed to extortion of Southampton FC, originally St. Mary's Church, a Christian football club.
Alderweireld, Eriksen, and Vertonghen were all originally from Ajax, another "jewish" club.
COYG
>>67435931
No, they're guaranteed 3rd at worst because Man City and Arsenal have to play each other today
>>67435961
If City win and Spurs lose, they'll both be 3 points behind Spurs with a game left.
It'd take a huge swing in GD though, so it's unlikely... Plus, Spurs last game is against Poohcastle.
>>67435986
If City win today and Spurs lose today and next week, Arsenal would need to win their final game of the season by 19 goals. Even against Villa, that's a pretty tall order.
>>67436009
*by 14 goals
Are there any actual Southampton supporters here?
>>67435948
>His contract with Southampton ended, he was free to go wherever he wanted.
nope. poch/spurs had to pay £2m in compensation to southampton for leaving early.
>This isn't true at all. A lot of clubs were interested in Alli.
but would spurs have been had paul mitchell not been there? he was mitchell's first signing after all.
>Atletico chose to sell him to Spurs
yes, like i said, southampton were jewed out of a clause they had arranged with atletico before spurs came along.
>Alderweireld, Eriksen, and Vertonghen were all originally from Ajax, another "jewish" club.
so?
>>67436029
I always root for them since they've gotten more dutch/eredivisie players and the Koeman brothers
>>67436009
A little girl can dream.
>The Mighty Spurs
>>67436029
yeap. there's only two or three as far as i'm aware. looking forward to the day when southampton have a bit of success again and all the lifelongs from southampton (not even the memers) pop up calling everyone plastic.
Why does White Hart Lane have all those meme motivational phrases all around the stadium?
dubs and Tottenham lose
>>67436049
Koeman and Van Dijk are both great. I really want them both at Arsenal but Van Dijk just signed a new 6 year contract
The fuck is this dramatic music
>star wars music
>lloris molesting the mascot
nice to see the memes are off to a good start
>>67436079
Dubs and Tottenham win 4-0
>>67436078
Well they did just bottle the league to fucking Leicester, you've got to have some way to keep their heads up
>>67436087
London clubs and Liverpool fuck off from Southampton
>>67436078
>>67436088
>>67436089
it's tottenham
I fucking hate early/late kickoff Spurs threads
>samir nasri still exists
What went wrong?
Who is the most famous supporter of both of these clubs?
>>67436088
Star Wars music.
lads, what does martin tyler exclaim to his wife when the viagra finally kicks in?
What part of Hotspur are you lads from?
>>67436132
AGUERROOOOOOO
>>67436120
Spurs will NEVER EVER do this
>>67436132
"the viagra finally kicked in"
>>67436141
Next season
As a Leicester fan might watch this for a laugh desu
Is Kane going to stay at Spurs, or will he fuck off to Manchester or Madrid?
Was N'jie injured?
Been a while since I've seen him
>>67436161
Stays with spurs
Beautiful fucking weather, looks comfy as fuck
>>67436146
Not with Chelsea, Man City, Man Utd and Liverpool all recovering.
Spurs blew their only chance.
>>67436164
He was yeah, but he has also played with the U21s a lot. Something is off or he doesn't fit.
Reminder that even if Spurs had won all of these games (ie. ended the season on a 9-game winning streak), Leicester would have won the league by a point
Leicester have had this in the bag for months
>de gay
>>67436170
summer time is here la
>>67436172
>city
not with pep starting from new
>Chelsea
sure
>United
I can only hope
>Liverpool
top 4
>>67436185
>not with pep starting from new
Faroe Islands
>mane
looks like das it
>tadic
likes playing tadtically
>clasie
is a pretty classy CDM
>long
benefits from long balls
>fonte
likes using a wide variety of fonts when making powerpoint presentations
>>67436161
Stay at Spurs for two more seasons, if he scores 20+ in both of those seasons then he'll be sold to Man United or Man City for £100 million
>>67436200
>koeman
>has cows
spuds are playing well desu
>>67436185
Liverpool will be shit next season
>>67436198
I don't think you understood
>>67436210
>team that presses a lot commits a lot of fouls
who would have thought
>>67436180
On the bright side, it looks like Pochettino has gotten the whole "team runs out of gas in the final two months" thing sorted out.
>>67436210
Fucking jews, man.
Will today have a name like "St. Arseanals Day" or are Tottenham too irrelevant for that?
>>67436220
if they win the EL i can see them bringing in some good players. CL, money, wanting to play for klopp etc. i mean they may just waste it on shit like benteke again but they have the oppotunity
>>67436210
How on earth does Man United commit more fouls per game when they have possession the entire time?
>>67436175
You watch him a few times for U21s? Rather him or onamah?
lol Mason is going to bet a bollocking
>>67436234
I dunno but I really want Southampton to win. Can't deal with anymore embarrassment this season
>>67436241
Marouane Fellaini
>>67436242
Onomah any day of the week. N'jie is a flashy dime-a-dozen pacebabby winger
>>67436242
I'd rather have N'jie at the moment, Onomah has looked a bit indecisive in the limited time he's played (understandable, since he's 18 years old).
>>67436234
We're not petty enough to do things like that
I love Long
>>67436267
Taking the piss out of your rivals is never petty
>>67436234
I really hope not. The fact that Arsenal fans celebrated it so hard because they had nothing else going for them was pathetic, I'd hate to see Spurs fans do something that sad.
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>English goalkeeping
TOP LEL
>Forster
what a mess
>>67436180
>>67436160
>>67436141
>>67436102
>>67436079
>>67435844
>>67435750
>>67435712
>>67435682
>>67435624
Were any of you Leicester fans BEFORE this April?
>>67436282
But still, St.Totteringham's day and the idea of a St.Gooner's day is fucking pathetic.
SONALDO
>>67436234
>>67436285
Should just call it Passover tbqh.
Where were you when you just witnessed the birth of the REVERSE OFFSIDE TRAP
> Most they've ever scored in the PL
> Fail to win the league
>>67436313
This
>>67436308
/lifelong/ here la
Nice fucking goal
Definitely should be called offside, Forster didn't come out because Kane was offside and interfering with play
I'll take the goal but I'd be mad as fuck if that happened against us
>that chink cost 18million
must sell alot of shirts
that's offside by the new rules, as Kane is going toward the ball and influences play enough to be judged off
GONBAE
SON SON SON
YIDS YIDS YIDS
>that goal
>>67436328
He's pretty talented, scored 14 goals in the Bundesliga last season.
>>67436313
To be honest I agree. But it already exists so it is what it is
>>67436308
Yes. I was there when we were relegated in 2004 and 2008.
and THAT is why the modern day offside rule is retarded
>>67436326
Me too
COYS though
>>67436328
Not as many as he makes
son is still shit
>>67436329
yeah its stupid, why would they change the rule if they are only going to enforce it against certain teams.
>>67436321
What a time to be alive.
What are they singing?
>>67436353
No he's a fine player who, like Chadli, would be a key player for almost every Premier League team
>>67436278
>posting low quality shit
reeeeee
>Spuds scoring
Give us back St Totteringham's day REEEEEE
>>67436354
They've been failing to enforce it all season. Liverpool beat Bournemouth with a goal just like this one back in September.
>>67436308
I'm /lifelong/ mate, I come from Frog Island, Hampshire
>Those possession stats
Did someone say they had a chance?
>>67436345
Better to be above all that, fucking hell celebrating being above the rival despite underachieving is laughable. (this is in regards to St.Totteringham's for the last decade)
>>67436364
No he's a player like Chadli who can be a decent squad player for most PL teams
>>67436308
My dad once hired a bull called Lester
fucking refball ABAs
>>67436358
Hava Nagila probably.
>>67436321
kek inb4 some meme coach sees this and tries to use it intentionally
Must be roasting in that crane
>>67436375
LIE8
>>67436375
your flag says canada, but your image says australia.. I'm confused
but soton have been dangerous when breaking quickly
>>67436328
White Hart lane is packed with Koreans these days. Last time I went there were dozens of them waiting by the car park after the game to see son. All over the spurs store too
>>67436346
>We
What part of Leicester you from m8?
>>67436368
>Honk-Honk
>>67436375
>australian posting with a fucking leaf
>>67436378
He would start for WHU.
He would start for Soton
He would start for Stoke
Hell he would even start for United
>new Spurs stadium
That's where the London NFL team is gonna play too.
>>67436400
>All over the spurs store too
Levy will be pleased
>>67436377
Anything that encourages a local rivalry is good in my book. 90% of our players don't even care about rivalries so for me it's good that the fans still care in some way
>>67436415
Harry Kanes Pain Dome
>>67436402
LE65
>every team that has their best premier league season should win the league that season
arselel fan logic everyone
>>67436415
Wembley too
>>67436415
If the new NFL team plays in our stadium I will unironically support them.
>>67436409
>He would start ahead of Payet or Sakho
>He would start ahead of Tadic or Mané
>He would start ahead of Arnie/Bojan/Shaq
>Hell he would even start ahead of Jese Lingard and Memphis DeFlop
no need for the "even"
and when he plays: Herrera
>>67436253
>>67436265
thanks btw
>>67436438
Spurs are having their best season and lost the league.
>>67436438
what?
>>67436454
They never had the league though
>>67436415
>>67436432
>>67436441
Looks fancy tbqh.
http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/new-scheme/
>>67436454
The league wasn't theirs to lose
>>67436452
Also, be on the lookout for Shayon Harrison
>>67436441
Of course, me too
>yfw american butthurt if the london team ever wins the super bowl
It would be fucking glorious
>>67436450
>Sakho
Yes
>Tadic
Same level
>Shaq
yes
>>67436464
glass emirates
>>67436454
That's the point of my post you dip
Who Lesterl/a/d here supporting Tottenh/a/m?
>>67436479
my point was that the quality in these positions is arguably worst at man utd
Should i bet on tottenham to score again?
>>67436375
Fuck off pep
>>67436491
I dip in your mum's fanny
>>67436464
The only good thing about the new stadium is that huge steep kop stand
Everything else is plastic modern corporate shit
>>67436499
Yes
>>67436499
Unironically yes.
>>67436464
looks sick
also the spurs 404 page is fucking great
>>67436492
I'm a spuds fan that wanted da foxes to win da premiere league
Is this what taking care of wife's son feels like?
>>67436492
>this LGBT extra-flag
oh my God
TROLL GOAL
>>67436464
Looks like the Emirates.
>The Mighty Spurs
Nice goal.
SOTON
The fuck
>sperms
>tottenshit hotsperms
DAVIS
>>67436464
too american for me. how big is it, 65k?
FUCKING HELL HUGO
>spuds
>Lloris
>manlet keepers
not even once
>French goalkeeping
> French goalkeeping
>this is the 2nd best team in england
>>67436526
It's the flag of the imperium, so I don't feel shame.
>The "mighty" spuds
>tottenpoop hotpileofshit spurs football shit team club
>Tottenshit
>>67436529
Yeah I actually prefer the box style, or whatever you call the traditional British stadium architecture.
The glass facade is great though, the more natural light you can get the better.
>>67436541
Different figures were getting thrown around, but it's somewhere between 60k and 65k
are relegation teams the only ones worth watching this late in the season?
>conceding to NIBSD
this is why spurs aren't the champions.
ehehehe
>>67436541
61k
>>67436562
Nah still Champions League spots up for grabs.
OH WHEN THE SAINTS
>BEST DEFENSE IN THE LEAGUE
>BEST DEFENSE IN THE LEAGUE
>BEST DEFENSE IN THE LEAGUE
>People rate Lloris
>Lloris is better than Schmeichel
People genuinly believe this.
>>67436567
Spurs have conceded fewer goals than any other team in the league though
>>67436562
Football league play offs are the only thing worth watching. Most mental games ever.
>>67436492
>>67436551
Why don't I get to see the fag flag?
>>67436583
4chan gold
>all these deaths
'F'
>>67436474
must say, impressed by his Transfermarkt stats
Spurs should try a diamond with 2 strikers. Not to facilitate Shayon per se but I think they'll do good with it
HK pegged upfront and a pacey striker dropping
>>67436575
I'm sure no one would so stupid as to believe this, right?
>>67436595
heatstroke innit
>>67436577
they conceded too many/scored too few to win the league though.
>>67436597
Disagree desu senpai
4-2-3-1 is GOAT
>tfw you say lloris isn't that good and people say you're an arsenal fan
reminder he lost them key points vs arsenal, west ham and west brom
WHO SM12 /SADIO MANEIAC/ here?
>>67436611
True, but the guy I was replying to made it sound like they had the same problem as Liverpool in 2014, where their defense was just utter shit and clearly cost them the league
>>67436583
>He hasn't bought a 4chan pass
>>67436603
Poonited and spuds will geniunly tell you Lloris and de gay are miles ahead of Kasper.
>>67436597
I've always felt that if you're playing two upfront Kane would be better being the striker that drops a little deeper. He's a pretty complete player and can pick a pass too.
Him and Vardy upfront at the Euros could be GOAT
>>67436624
I'm a spurs fan and other spurs fans think I'm being a pessimistic twat. He's living off his reputation of the past 4 years but this season he's been really disappointing in the crucial moments. You forgot Newcastle too
>>67436623
It is the GOAT formation, but it's so overused managers are figuring out how to beat it.
>>67436647
> Fake tan
Why do girls do this? Makes them look horrible.
>>67436597
A diamond wouldn't really fit the players they have at the moment. I guess they could go Dier at the base, Dembele & Alli on the sides, and Eriksen at the top, but then you're dropping Lamela for an extra striker who might not even be good enough to justify it.
>>67436647
>that perfect white family
bit jelly tbqh
>>67436623
have to disagree with you there Yung Lean
4-4-2 diamond is the new 4-2-3-1. Next season is the season of the diamonds, cap this
>>67436663
>fake tan
>perfect
I'd agree otherwise
>>67436659
It's probably real
All white girls look shit if they tan too much
>>67436663
>white
His wife is clearly orange
>>67436647
>Schmeichel has a son
Poor kid has a lot to live up to. Could have a decent career as a starter at a mid-level club and be considered a failure compared to his dad and granddad.
do all EPL crowds just stand for the whole 90 minutes?
>>67436634
the guy was me, and partly tongue in cheek. it was more a reference to steven davis not being a goal scorer at all, the sort of player no team worth their salt should be conceding goals to.
>>67436663
>this Nazi
>>67436647
>one of these kids will win the championship before Liverpool does
>>67436647
Kasper isn't even close to being a top 5 keeper in the league, he's probably bee the most disappointing Leicester player this season desu
>>67436683
Max is literally destined to win the Prem m8
>>67436647
> Schmeichel's son will win the PL with AFC Wimbledon in 20 years
CAP THIS
>>67436658
to me every season has it's meme formation in PL
last season was 4-3-3
>>67436662
I never thought Greizmann would be good at striker. Try Lamela there, he might surprise a few
Eriksen almost pulled a Gerrard there
>>67436699
>CAP THIS
>tfw we'll all still be sat here chatting shit
>>67436683
even kasper looked like a complete failure compared to his dad until this year. got to remember how his teens and most of his 20s were spent in the lower leagues journey manning.
>>67436692
t. Van Gaal
>>67436692
Doesn't he have the 2nd most clean sheets?
Keeping in mind that Morgan and Huth were trash in the first few games.
>>67436703
I haven't seen much from Lamela that makes me think he'd be a good striker other than the hat trick against Monaco
>>67436692
That's Simpson lad.
Kasper is a very good keeper. I guess efficient would be the best word because although you hardly see him making flashy saves or getting highlighted like De Gea does, he does his job very comfortably. Like Oblak for Atletico.
>>67436699
nah, someone managed to determine it would be with west ham, can't remember the exact year but it's whenever max is 29, of course.
if max schmeichel is playing in the premier league when that time comes, it will be worth a go.
>>67436712
Imagine how weird it must be to earn a six-figure salary and still be considered a failure.
>>67436716
He is joint 1st in clean sheets (15 along with De Gea, Hart and Cech, though Schmeichel has 1 game left and the others have 2).
>>67436712
True. It's not that surprising for a keeper to peak late though.
>>67436726
Simpson shouldn't be disappointing anyone because everyone should know he's shit by now.
>>67436718
Lamela is a winger, not a striker tbf
>>67436740
15 clean sheets being the most in a season is pretty embarrassing
You usually expect 19-20
>>67436740
Lad didn't even really celebrate yesterday because he was pissed that Everton scored
>>67436739
yeah, it's pretty unfair but all relative though and comparisons are going to be inevitable.
imagine how ronald koeman jr feels. he's a backup goalkeeper in the dutch 3rd division iirc.
>>67436740
Kasper has more saves this season than Cech, De gay and Hart.
Oh and he also has the Premier League trophy
gay
>>67436718
when you already have a finisher up top in a 4-4-2 the other striker doesn't have to be a gatuso or totti
he just has to be an effective connection between AM/MF and striker or act as a winger for width, since the formation I'm describing lacks width
>Kane
>"IS THIS THE EMIRATES?"
top kek
>Hurricane
>kane
>Kane caring more about personal glory than his team winning
BAKA
I'm a couple of miles from the stadium and it's 26 degrees here
Sweating my balls off ffs
These players will be tired by the 70th min
>>67436718
You never know. I still have a theory that Obertan would be a wicked striker.
Kane the mouth breathing owl man
>>67436718>>67436786
meant inzaghi, kek
>>67436799
>the league's top scorer decides to shoot from a yard away
It would have been more selfish to try to pass it to Lamela desu, Kane is far more likely to score
>>67436692
He has 15 clean sheets, at par with De Gea and Hart.
In fact he's better than anyone else bar De Gea, Hart and maybe Cech
>>67436803
you're not a professional footballer though. you're a fat waste of space living off benefits.
>>67436726
Simpson wasn't that disappointing because nobody expected him to be fantastic, Schmeichel has honestly just been consistently not as good as he was in the championship this and last season
He was actually actively bad last season rather than the decent but never really stepping it up of this season
Not even close to proved himself good enough for a CL team
>>67436803
Don't worry, Spurs have their secret weapon: Tom Carroll
>>67436805
>>67436812
Cech is past it lad.
>>67436648
true, but at spurs the player he plays upfront with has to be as good or a better finisher than Kane
>>67436788
>yfw theres still hope for Vardy
half time fap time
>>67436726
Lester concede less since Simpson starting instead de Laet
>>67436761
Anyone elso having 19, 20 clean sheets in EPL this season?
>>67436775
It'll be worse for Zidane's sons. They actually play for Real Madrid but he's going to be the one who has to sell them because they're not good enough
>>67436810
>passing it to a player to tap into an empty net vs trying to beat a keeper on his near post
>>67436812
Clean sheets is a terrible stat for determining how good a keeper is
If Courtois had been injured last season and Begovic had had to play every PL game would he suddenly have become a much better keeper because he would have kept another 10 clean sheets?
Next year
>Shitty
>Spurs
>Lelpool
>United of Man
>Arselel
>Chelsea
Conte out
Pooop win league
>>67436865
He had a defender right in front of him
>>67436853
is this thatgirl who got her tits reduced?
>>67436029
Yeah, I'm a former season ticket holder actually. Fuck how expensive tickets are these days.
>>67436817
Stay mad faggot
Schmeichel was the best keeper in EPL this season.
>>67436726
I've been impressed by Schmeicel, think he's underrated here
but Oblak has real talent that reminds me of degay, he just needs more experience
>>67436856
Man Utd have 18, it's just that Romero played the first 3 games.
It's just like last season when people thought mignolet was good because of the clean sheets
Kasper is a good keeper that doesn't fuck up too often, I wouldn't say he's as good as de gea, oblak or hart
>>67436885
No, it's some girl named Ini Helen. Her IG is fucking insane, she looks like the kind of girl who comes standard with a contract at PSG
>>67436887
Must be nice seeing your team grow and being able to have optimism about the future of your club desu
>>67436853
legit
>>67436874
So how exactly do you quantitatively rate a GK? His ball distribution is decent and unlike Lloris or Mignolet, he didn't do comical mistakes
Is it only me or is Rose really a very good player ? Have been watching last 10+ spurs games only for him. I really like him for his spot. Wish spurs had bought a more decent winger to work with him.
>you now remember when southampton were the hot new meme team before liecster
>you now remember when swansea were the hot new meme team before southampton
who even manages swansea now? no googling lads
>>67436890
I'm not mad at all, I support a lower league team and was watching Leicester and wanting them to win the league
That's also why I want them to upgrade Schmeichel next season so they can have a chance to compete in the CL
I get the impression you aren't without bias here so it's stupid arguing with you anyway
>>67436932
Save percentage?
>>67436936
He's been fantastic all season. And I think the setup that Spurs have now is fine, Rose basically is a winger because Eriksen is always so close to the middle of the field
>>67436954
some italian named guidolin or something
>>67436954
Some Italian
>>67436954
Guidolin
>>67436954
Guidolin. Still feel sorry for Garry Monk desu
>>67436860
>Zidane's sons
It would be funny if one of them ends up being the Austin Rivers of the team, where everyone knows he's not really good enough but nobody says anything because he's the coaches' son
>>67436962
>Italian
>Guido in the name
Why is this allowed?
>>67436969
>swansea under monk
legit relegation candidates
>swansea under guidolin
11th, could possibly finish 9th
fuck monk
>>67436992
>swansea under Rodgers
8th
just saying
>>67437005
rodgers is dead mate, didn't you hear?
>>67436959
Not quite. Rose is a fullback , wingerback at max.
Ponchetino (ugh the coach) probably has to force him to advance more forward coz of the lack of wingers. Having someone with the talent of Lucas Moura , David Silva, Cuardado up front would make him seem even more decent.
Spurs have no debts and some solid players . all they need is to buy a step up CB and a couple of wingers, while keeping alli , Lloris, Their fullbacks, Kane , Eriksen. and thats pretty much spurs season. Maybe son for back up aint bad.
>>67436911
Yeah. I had a season ticket through relegation to league one, with about 3 home wins all season. Watching us climb back up was fucking fantastic.
>>67436955
MAD
A
D
>>67437005
Wonga replacement, m8
>>67437022
>Ponchetino (ugh the coach) probably has to force him to advance more forward coz of the lack of wingers.
It's a deliberate choice by Pochettino imo. He has two natural attacking midfielders (Eriksen and Lamela) starting on the wings on a regular basis, they spend the whole game playing narrow, and all of the width comes from Rose/Davies or Walker/Trippier. If Poch wanted to play with wingers, he would stick Eriksen in the middle with Chadli and Son on either side of him every game.
Official water break season lads
>>67437022
>Spurs have no debts
Only for another year or so
Spurs are so slow in attack, Jesus.
spurs pls win for the good of my 5 fold
>>67437099
Their debt won't be that bad though, they've earned 50 million pounds from the transfer market over the last few seasons so they're going to be able to pay a decent chunk of the remaining funds (150 million) they need for the stadium quickly.
>Slippy V
>>67437121
>Thinking the stadium will be £200m
Are you insane?
>>67437103
Like United's, but they get the results.
Really, this slow attack meme is a meme, nothing more.
>it's a Mason plays well against mid-table opposition episode
Hope Tottenham don't sell him this summer, he's a good bench player
>Tottenscum benefiting from even more refball after the debacle at Stamford Bridge
does Levy just pay off every official in the league?
>>67437121
stadium is £450mil m8
>>67437022
Nah, Rose has been legit winger this season.
I don't even know how to improve this Spurs squad except for replacing Erik "one good game in 10, every game a yellow" Lamela.
They also have the youngest squad in the league, so it's largely a matter of time until they get even stronger as a team.
>>67437136
If they haven't draw so many games and were more efficient in attack the title race wouldn't be over by now.
>>67436647
i bet the 2nd kid is a boy but the swedes are doing some gender fuckery with him
>>67437136
ARE YOU A MILLIONAIRE OR JUST BORN THERE?
CAPSLOCK
>>67437132
The stadium will be 500 million pounds. Tottenham are taking out a 150 million pound loan to help pay for it, and ENIC (club's owners) have already committed 300 million pounds.
when will this "spurs are good" meme end
the league is shit and yet they're not gonna break 75 points
>>67437153
they don't really have the players to play that much better in attack, really.
If it wasn't for Kane, they'd be 4/5th, maybe. If Lamela improves and Alli/Dier matures they can be a real threat.
The ucl practice will be good for them, really.
>long
>>67437174
>yet they're not gonna break 75 points
And neither will anyone else except leicester
>>67437162
That 300 million is not a charitable donation
>>67437174
The yids have always been the media's favourites
>>67437205
>Tottenham
>media favorites
I don't think the media writes positive stories about clubs other than United/Arsenal/Liverpool unless they're one of the season's "feel good" stories.
>>67437192
>the league is shit
did you miss that part
its hilarious that neither arsenal or spurs could win a trophy
How late will Poch's 1st sub come in to the game today lads?
80th minute, maybe 85th i'd say
>>67437205
>>>/arse/
they were a laughing stock under tim sherwood, AVB, and the pre-harry managers. the love shown to spurs when harry was in charge was because it was harry in charge
>>67437234
89th minute, Tom Carroll on for Harry Kane
>>67437226
>actually believing this
tottenscum have been getting their arse licked by the press all season. Even when they should have had 6 players sent off the other night we hear next to nothing about it, in fact all we hear is how Dembele was unlucky to receive a 6 game ban for trying to gouge someone's eye
how long is kanes contract? is he really dumb enough to sign one for 100k when he could get 150k-200k at any of the elite clubs?
>>67437234
>that bench
hopefully never
>Pochettino had 13 red cards during his player career at Espanyol
wew
>>67437253
>tottenscum have been getting their arse licked by the press all season.
Yes, this season. Because they're one of the "feel good stories" (all those young English players). The media either ignores them or taunts them the rest of the time, the only clubs that really get shown favoritism are United, Liverpool, and Arsenal (in that order).
>paying 30m for lami think im dying lads call an ambulance
>>67437253
>the sun
fuck outta here
jack has had a long history of poor publicity of course the media would jump on any small incident for clicks
>>67437255
5 years, but they're almost certainly going to increase his wages this summer and keep increasing them if he keeps this up. Spurs cut their wage bill by 400k pounds a week over the summer, there's plenty of money to spare to keep guys like Kane and Eriksen at the club
>>67437266
why do the most erratic managers become the best?
>>67437245
>they were a laughing stock under tim sherwood, AVB,
Were they? The British press bigged them up as title challengers in 13/14, then when they lost 6-0 every week we heard nothing about it. I don't seem to remember Lamela getting any sort of criticism whereas Ozil was slaughtered every game for average contributions
>>67437298
are you kidding?
even today lamela is still considered a flop
>Pele warming up
1000 GOALS INCOMING
>>67437298
the media had a witch hunt on avb because they were too dumb to understand his tactics
>>67437274
>he only clubs that really get shown favoritism are United, Liverpool, and Arsenal (in that order).
How can you believe this when literally the most vicious witchhunt in recent memory was the press collectively trying to get Eduardo banned for an innocuous dive in a dead tie in European qualifying? He was literally taunted at every ground he went to after that incident until he left the country
>>67437320
what happened to Chiriches?
>>67437320
I miss the Soldado penalty memes
Who /lifelong/ here?
>>67437298
>The British press bigged them up as title challengers in 13/14
Only in the summer and the first few weeks, because it looked like they had gotten some great players:
>Soldado: 3rd-highest scorer in La Liga
>Lamela: had just spent 12/13 tearing up Serie A
>Paulinho: [insert Brazilian legend comparison here]
>Eriksen: Is actually pretty good
The hype died down really quickly though, and it was completely dead by the time Man City wrecked them 5-0 at WHL
>I don't seem to remember Lamela getting any sort of criticism
That's because he got injured almost immediately, he only made 9 appearances all season
How do you spell N'Jie?
>>67437320
this is being kind to you. all those juries outs are now flops except eriksen
ayy
>>67437320
erm, that article was written over two years ago when Lamela literally was a flop. He had two shit seasons you faggot
Literally ALL of those were misses aside from Eriksen at the time of writing
>>67437341
He had David Luiz's brain combined with Dejan Lovren's ability. Was sold in the summer
>>67437320
>cherrychess
>hit
fucking spurs media, man. was their s key broken?
>>67437369
Chadli was cheap and he's been pretty solid. He scored 11 goals in the league last season, don't think he counts as a miss at all.
>>67437376
BASED Drinky
>>67437320
not helping your cause there you tard
>literally can't handle 26 degrees
>drink break
Is this American sports now?
>>67437385
lovren won livershits player of the year this season. i think he just had a bad year
>>67437404
yeah he wasnt, i wrote all the juries out guys. he was written as a miss which was wrong ofc.
>another water break
What is this, AYSO?
>>67437376
>Suddenly drink time
WEW
>tfw N'Jie said it was an obvious decision to join Spurs instead of Arsenal in the summer
>tfw he was right
>>67437376
GOAT bants
>drinks break
Remember when footballers were men?
I'd rather die of heat stroke on the pitch than stop for a drink of water.
>>67437420
Fair enough. You get the idea though. Ciriches wanted to go charging forward and try fancy dribbling moves but he was utter shit as a defender
WE HAND EGG NOW
Live in London, it's literally 28/29 degrees and we aren't used to this weather lads
>>67437412
not everyone's originally from the desert, ahmed.
>>67437427
It would have been an obvious decision even if Spurs were behind Arsenal. Arsenal have Giroud and Welbeck, Spurs only have Kane. N'jie was always likely to get more playing time with Spurs
SPERMS
>>67437376
Beautiful.
ffs
HAHAHAHAHHA
HOLY SHIT
FUCK OFF YOU YIDS
ST TOTTERINGHAM'S DAY IS STILL ON
WEW LADS
DAVIS BRACE
>SPUDS
>LLORIS
>They Mighty Spurs
Anyway to get lucozade in the states? I had some of that shit in England a few years back and it was noticeably better than
GOALLLLLLLLLLLL
>>67437440
>tfw everton fan
>this is stones
>tfw we didnt take the 50m from chelski and run
literally the english david luiz
>HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM >HOTSPERM
LMAO
10 points behind Lester with 1 game to go, can they do it lads
>Spuds
>Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris >Lloris
>french goalkeeping
bbased davis
does anyone really rank lloris?
K O E M A N
O
E
M
A
N
Alas poor Yoris, you are a surrender monkey
>people actually rate hugo
>yids
comedy gold as ever
TEN POINT LEAD
WE CAN'T BE CATCHED NOW
Davis has been making a lot of sloppy passes but he's obviously got his shooting boots on
>>67437490
Of course it's Lestah ffs
>>67437444
I'm in Wandsworth, thank fuck for A/C.
Funny goal.
Davis was like "I don't really feel like shooting but I've already made a pass and I can't run any further".
>Spuds? Ten points behind. Ten points behind.
Lloris really fucked up, he didn't see the ball being shot low and through the defenders, and ended up diving too late.
Then again Lloris was always a bit overrated.
>spoods
>>67437508
Some pundits think he's as good as De Gea.
I have no idea why.
>>67437519
>people actually save thunbnails
>Arsenal will get 2nd
Poetry
>conceding two to steven davis
>allowing davis to double his goal tally for the season against you
oh shit, saints now chanting 'who the fuck is pochettino'. whenever they chat this shit, they always get banged :(
>Spurs finish below arselel AGAIN
Arsenal will still end above Spurs this season lmao
WHAT THE FU K SPURS
We are utter shit without dembele
>>67437479
http://www.lucozade.org/
http://www.britsuperstore.com/usa/browse-by-section/soft-drinks/lucozade.html?SID=1gn8rscbhb9vdbihiv9gqrgbv6&___from_store=uk
http://talk.uk-yankee.com/index.php?topic=62392.0
>eric goal incoming
>spuds
>lloris
>that goal
>>67437556
this
we're screwed in the first month of next season
>you now realise there's a genuine chance Spurs will finish with fewer points than they got under AVB
>>67437543
Top kek
>Lloris cost Spurs the title by letting in an easy goal against West Ham and Arsenal
>Lloris cost Spurs finishing above Arsenal by fucking up against Southampton
Remove Lloris
>>67437354
Is that Vardy's girls on the right?
Albrighton looks like the bald dr who but with hair
>Three points Lane
anyone get a web em of the goal
>>67437543
top kek
>>67437551
Please, let it happen
>>67437479
yeah, gatorade a shit
A-are Spurs legit bottling it now? What the fuck.
>>67437479
When I was in New York some of the shops had Lucozade so you should be able to.
>>67437479
Some Publix stores stock it. They have a little English section with baked beans, PG tips and shit like that
HAHAHAHA, looks like we ( Arsenal) will finish above you again
>jews on suicide watch
>>67437591
Yes.
Missed most of the second half lads. How did Spuds concede? Was it as hilarious as I imagine?
>>67437591
>Is that Vardy's girls on the right?
Yes
His kid looks more like him too. BLEACHED
will be fucking hilarious is arsenal finish above tottenham...
>>67437597
>web 'em
>>67437634
they conceded two goals to steven davis, of course it was hilarious. both rolled in at 4mph.
Arsenal finish above Spurs, Wenger in, no need for new singings the squad is full of top top qualitee
This is the future you chose
>>67437613
>>67437614
>tfw down south and no Publix only Krogers
>>67437608
They redeemed themselves for a bit with Arctic Blitz
>>67437566
Might be doing one of these
Arsenal will bottle it still.
Probably beat ManShitty today only to lose next weekend.
>>67437668
;_;
>>67437676
kentucky? missisippi?
>>67437543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLhWlODDsRU
>>67437677
>arseshit beating shitty
lol
I've been saying tis on here for years
Mandanda>Lloris
>>67437677
>Lose to Villa
Cmon m8
the water break was a mistake
>>67437677
There's no way Arsenal will lose to Villa. My housemates and I could beat Villa.
>>67437707
The same Shitty who spent 36 matchdays without beating a single Top 7 team.
Doable even for Arsecuck.
>Leicester City have won the Premier League by a margin of 10 points
>>67437668
pls no, why can't we just get Koeman in
>>67437668
>in a season where their only competition was a 2 years removed Championship side and Hotspuds, Arsenal managed to miss out on the league title yet again
spuds confirmed finishing 4th and losing the CL to Napoli
Looks like goal difference will probably save Spuds.
>>67437459
>>67437459
GET IN HERE AND LAUGH AS ARSENAL CHOKE THEIR ST TOTTERINGHAMS DAY MEME AND KILL THEMSELVES
>>67437729
This league is awful, awful. Pep is going to rape everyone next year.
>>67437695
Tennessee
>>67437729
What a time to be alive.
>>67437707
well we've beaten them on the last two occasions, but yeh I can't see us winning today
>>67437753
lolno
Managerbowl will make it the best EPLel ever
if only for the memes
nothing would make me happier than arsenal finishing outside the top 4, the pedo gets sacked and the guy they bring in does an even worse job
jon moss has to referee the match like this. after that debacle at leicester - west ham, he's got to prove he wasn't trying to help out spuds.
what is with this Shadli meme
>>67437791
next year for sure
no way Wonga will finish 4 with Pep, Mou, Conte, Klopp, Koeman, Bilic, Poch, Koeman, etc, all spending shittons of money more than Arsenal
next year is the year Wonga will finish 5th or below
mark my words
>>67437753
No he's not. He'll overspend on shit players like he always does only this time he won't have a strong core group of players that proceeded him to bail him out of his stupid line ups and meme tactics.
Long you fucking retard
>>67437791
Who are the options should Wenger leave? I can only think of people like Moyes, Sherwood, Benitez.
In a dream world they get McClaren.
>nigger and potato nigger chimpout
big day in la liga
>>67437841
Koeman
Emery
De Boer
Although the most likely is a Wenger contract extension
But Spurs fans told me they were the best team. Could they be wrong about this?
>>67437860
stop bullying, Irish are cute
>>67437841
>I can only think of people like Moyes, Sherwood, Benitez.
That's because you're a spud and all you've known is shite managers lmao
>>67437841
Favre, Tuchel, Sampaoli, Marcelino, Emery, Koeman, De Boer, Sarri, Low, Luis Enrique (after he's fired, very soon) etc etc
offer a big enough paycheck and all of them would come
>>67437898
who the fuck is Sarri?
>>67437841
Sir Alex Ferguson out of retirement for one last hurrah
>Slip
>>67437929
>yfw there is a non-zero possibility of this happening
JUST CHOKE MY SHIT UP
>5 minutes stoppage time
>every Tottenham match
>>67437925
>Sarri
Napoli
>>67437841
klopp
>LEICESTER CITY, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU
>no wins in the next 3 games
>hot sperm
>>67436375
>(You)
>>67437970
Every match gets like 5 or 4 minutes. Eplel loves them.
oh fuck my heart
>cuckenham plopspoo
>defeat from the jaws of victory
>surprise level: 0%
>the mighty spurs
> Spurs played the best football this season
I want this meme to end
>the """"mighty""""" spurs
you clowns never stop being funny
Kek. Spuds has lost it.
Spectacular.
I am getting terrible flashbacks to three-four seasons ago
Lads, it's Tottenham.
>Totenshit Hotsperms
with jews
you lose
>>67437979
hope Kane and Alli aren't too traumatised or it could affect our Euros
spurs will still finish 2nd you jerks
we will win the league next year
>spuds
lester can still win the league by 13 points
is that gonna be another record?
Does the fact that Spurs are such a joke prove that a Jewish conspiracy of world control is false? Or is Spurs constant humiliation a false flag to throw off the goyim?
>>67436241
Because Rojo and Darmian
>>67438067
The record is 18 points set by Man Utd in 1999/2000 (1st United: 91, 2nd Arsenal: 73)
Why did Spurs get so angry at Chelsea for not letting them win if they were going to lose to Soton anyway?
>>67438078
The latter.
>>67437841
Sam Allardyce
Daily reminder that anyone who is means towards spurs should off themselves desu
>>67438078
the latter
Are N.Ireland gonna win the euros with all these big game players
>>67437841
Marcelino the villareal manager maybe
I like how Tottenham dominated possession and did fuck all with it
If they knew what to do with the ball they might have won the league
>>67438078
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Triesman,_Baron_Triesman
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bernstein_(executive)
>>67438034
i know where that is, it's near warren street
