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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
(((STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
ROTTERDAM WEIGHINS ARE LIVE
NEWS:
>Rico Verhoeven contemplating moving to MMA
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/glory-kickboxing-champ-rico-verhoeven-contemplating-full-time-move-to-mma
>McGregor vs Mayweather line set
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/6/11609328/ufc-oddsmakers-set-mayweather-vs-mcgregor-betting-line-boxing-match-las-vegas-mma
>My new quaternary boy James Vick is now targeted to fight Beneil Dariush at UFC 199
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/6/11611726/james-vick-vs-beneil-dariush-targeted-for-ufc-199
>UFC FN DEUTSCHLAND confirmed September 3
https://youtu.be/RssCCCwS-A4
Who /3poundnecklaces/ here?
shit sword fighting out
fuck off to the shit general or /asp/ you nerd faggots
More appropriately sized event list is appreciated
3/10 Op
Use more Schaub next time
who /mayhem/ here?
>>67410542
someone permaheem this burger
>>67410551
When's he fighting?
KHABILOV
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V
>tfw no /ngannou/ thread
feels bad man
that mini bunda
>>67410620
fuck off
/ngannou/ < /schaub/
Karolina confirmed for undisputed fightfu.
>>67410672
jojo calderwood :3
Who /nipples/ here?
>>67410690
Adorable.
>>67410568
>>67410551
Venator, 5/21
Wheres the picks guy, i havent got mine in yet
What the fuck? Since when does Bigfoot look like an actual human being?
>>67410751
He got cyber-bullied again. We're in a "civil war of prediction takers"
>>67410780
Since he has a beard
>>67410672
>>67410690
>>67410711
back the FUCK off, she's mine.
let's fucking go bigfoot tko this lanklet cunt
>>67410654
>implying
What is on big foots belly button
TOO MUCH
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>>67410751
Australia is taking them
>>67410833
what the FUCK is with Gunnar's posture?
>>67410690
she has nice feet
>>67410792
>>67410845
I dont care who takes them desu, i just want to get mine in.
>>67410848
Pure Neanderthal Posture
>>67410792
Speaking of which, I saw Civil War last night and it was really good.
>anik in reebok gear
The fuck?
>>67410859
you could always use tapology
>>67410819
They're both autists.
>>67410845
So it's back to me taking them and fake picks guy is gone? I don't want to start collecting them again if he returns
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>>67410883
He got banned for shitposting yesterday. He wasn't the real predictioncuck anyway. You're the only cuck for us.
Holy god Reem looked deflated
>>67410848
Thats what too much touch butt does to you.
>post-USada overeem
Pathetic someone post a side by side
>>67410897
Uh please use the proper terms: Lean, trim, ready to go 5 rounds. Thanks.
>>67410905
Before
Main card:
Andrei Arlovski vs. Alistair Overeem
Antonio Silva vs. Stefan Struve
Gunnar Nelson vs. Albert Tumenov
Germaine de Randamie vs. Anna Elmose
Francimar Barroso vs. Nikita Krylov
Heather Clark vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
back to taking picks until the main card, don't (you) me if you already have a pick in this graphic
>>67410934
After.
>>67410934
>inb4 weidcuck "muh IV ban" excuse
>>67410956
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Germaine
Krylov
Karolina
>>67410956
Reem
Bigfoot
Gunnar
Germaine
Krylov
Kowalkiewicz
>>67410934
>>67410987
Doesn't look that different. Virtual identical. I think you guys are overblowing this USADA stuff. Reem's always been clean.
>>67410989
Weidman looked exactly the same though. Rockhold is just better.
As always I am taking picks for all main card bouts.
Once thread is maxed out no picks will be added.
>>67410956
REEM
STRUVE
TUMENOV
RANDAMIE
BARROSO
KAROLINA
@67411051
just let the australian do it m8
@67411051
Fake
@67411051
>No card on the post
At least try m8
>>67410956
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Randamie
Krylov
Karolina
>>67411051
Reem
Struve
Nelson
Moosette
Krylov
Qtlina
>>67410956
Man I thought we already discussed this.
Australia you've never taken picks before, why the fuck are you taking your shitposting to this level?
The predictions are sacred to heem stop this bullshit.
>>67411051
this aspie cunt get fucked
>>67411093
Shut up autismo. You're not the real pretedictioncuck.
>>67411051
I hate you people.
REEM
BIGFOOT
GUNNAR
GERMAINE
KRYLOV
KOWALKIEWICZ
>>67411051
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Randamie
Krylov
Clark
>>67411090
>>67410956
REEEEEE
count it pls
>>67411090
Why am I seeing this autist so often? What meme did I miss?
>>67410956
Arlovski
Pezão
Tumenov
Germaine
Bodão
Karolina
>>67411129
stop feeding it
>Anderson Silva, the man who dominated his UFC division for over 6 years, lists Steven Seagal as one of his personal trainers
UFC is legit guys!
>>67411143
will do
>>67411145
nothing important
>>67411224
>he hasn't watched Steven Seagal's illegal vale tudo tournament wins
Ey senpaitachi, chuck the Leicester game on. Sexyama is about to heem some cunts.
>>67411225
thanks la
>>67411087
I'm posting from my phone, out doing some work today. Calm your tits.
Updated with picks from the last threads.
Main card:
Andrei Arlovski vs. Alistair Overeem
Antonio Silva vs. Stefan Struve
Gunnar Nelson vs. Albert Tumenov
Germaine de Randamie vs. Anna Elmose
Francimar Barroso vs. Nikita Krylov
Heather Clark vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Going to do some work now, will update when I get back.
Fuck off asspie scum.
>>67411145
my qt boi husbando
@67411432
No, you got banned yesterday for shitposting and now you're posting from your phone. Fuck off.
>>67411224
le steroid user hue beaten by a one eyed brit is super serious guys
>lets back up so he can get his mouthguard and then knee him in the face
>fake bowing and courteous bullshit
god i hate silva so much
>Trash pillaging women fight unironically happened in my city
http://www.debate.com.mx/culiacan/Mujeres-se-pelean-en-el-basuron-de-Culiacan--20160507-0034.html
>>67411461
>being so reddit that you @ posts
Fuck off with your shitposting while I contribute to the thread and give me my (you)'s like a man
>>67411224
That's Sensei Seagal to you, you little fuck. You're lucky you will never meet him in person and feel the full force of his aikido. And are you even aware that he taught Anderson the front kick that KO'ed Vitor? A great way to tell if some one is a casual or not is the way they react to the sensai and judging by that post, you really are new here aren't you?
negative attention is still attention
"It is what it is"
>>67410956
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Randamie
Krylov
Clark
>>67411623
we're trying to figure it out goofs
>>67410956
Overheem
Shitfoot
Tumemenov
Elmsoe
Tips fedora Krylov
Kowalkieciwijgjez
>This man is unironically considered an athlete
>>67411746
>Kowalkieciwijgjez
Escúchame bien, Walter. Que sea la última vez que escribes mal su apellido con la única intención de hacerte el gracioso. No eres gracioso, hijo de mil putas. Es irónico que lleves ese sombrero.
Now get off my heem.
back up dude
back up dude
Which division is truly shark infested waters?
>>67411939
Welterweight
>>67411939
unironically none, this 'sport' needs real athletes
>>67411939
1. Lightweight
2. Welterweight
3. Bantamweight
>>67411920
Kowalkieciwijgjez
Kuckwalkiekeks
Kekekwiaketz
Kirkikiutekz
Cogualquiegüics
>>67411939
Lightweight is tough.
>>67411995
I don't really share opposing UFC guys to "real" athletes, but yeah lol, gifted and trained professionals would bury UFC brawlers.
>>67410956
Arlovski
Struve
Tumenov
Elmose
Krylov
Fake Joanna
>>67410956
Alistair Overeem
Stefan Struve
Albert Tumenov
Germaine de Randamie
Nikita Krylov
Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>67410551
mayhem got me into mma back when he was cool and gave out missions for his monkeys
>>67411939
lw
ww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPDqu9faTaY
Thoughts on black people?
>>67412239
Fucking kek.
PUSSY ASS NIGGUH
>>67412239
woah, there was an illegal 12-6 elbow to the back of the head in there. Way out of line.
>>67411932
Treat me like a bitch
U S A D A
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>>67412239
you can hear the future of america in the background
>>67411834
How isn't he?
He isn't a ripped freak because his torso is absolutely gigantic and has broader and heavier bone structure than anyone in the UFC.
>>67412143
you mean real athletes like brock lesnar or the olympic gold medalists?
>>67412239
Lil man aint fight back though, kinda a shit fight.
>>67412330
high quality horse meat is expensive these days.
>>67410934
>>67412411
>olympic gold medalists
In wrestling tho.
>>67412471
Dogs.
>>67412143
There are some very skilled fighters in MMA, but the problem is there aren't enough.
I really doubt many people could beat up a young BJ Penn or a current Carlos Condit in a fair fight of equal weight class.
But then you also have memes like McGoober and Honda Housey.
>>67412471
>overeem complained about this
>>67412471
RIP Chandella
>>67412637
>memes like McGoober
Ah, a fellow enlightened gentlemen of exquisite taste. A tip o'm'fedora to you lad.
>>67412761
Conor is a meme though.
>>67412637
>ronda and mcgregor aren't skilled
>>67412761
He got beat by an average fighter, I'm not going to overate Nate like some fags in these threads. I'm going to accept McGoober was overrated and lost to a fairly average product who didn't even have a full training camp.
Whos watching tonight?
>>67412822
>He got beat by an average fighter
2 divisions higher than Conor.
wow lads did you guys see this
>>67412871
>hugbox
>only hands
no thanks
>>67412875
>Conor fights at his natural weight instead of abusing weight cuts to fight no chin weaklings
>loses
>it wasn't even his weight class!
Yes, it was his natural weight class, and he lost in it.
>>67412877
wow he looks so much smaller
>>67412871
irish guy is gonna rek the mongolian
>>67412871
Hoping Khan gets heemed to pieces. Fuck that greasy grab artist.
>>67412822
He got beat by a natural welterweight with a height/reach advantage that he only had 11 days to prepare for.
McGregor knocked out le P4P #2 meme brazilian in 13 seconds. He's legit as fuck.
>>67412871
Probably will.
>>67412960
see
>>67412919
back to abusing those cuts, Conor!
>>67412919
But nates natural weight class is middleweight
>>67412871
Yeah, I'm rooting for Khan
I don't know I respect the guy for moving up that much in weight and have literally no chin and taking one of the worst match ups he could take that being said if he can avoid Canelo's punches for all 12 rounds he can take it
>>67412877
I always knew OAR Overeem was on the juice.
>>67412919
>no one ever cuts weight except Conor
I will heem anyone that is rude to me
>>67412993
>le abusing weightcuts maymay
ebin sir, simply just.. ebin
>>67412871
England's own Amir Khan will destroy Ireland's Saul Alvarez
>le Nate beat Conor maymay
can you guys please stop? its embarassing. Connor beat Nate into a pulp and all Nate did was roll around on the floor like a bitch and choke Conor from the back like a true coward.
>>67410956
REEM
Le Tall Man
Gunni
de Randamie
Krylov
Kowalkiewicz
I thought the card was today...
What a goof I am sometimes
>>67412997
this
>>67413262
nice frogger
>>67413273
There's Invicta tonite tho
>>67412997
nate's a natural light heavyweight m8
>>67413398
nate is a natural super heavyweight, you're a filthy casual if you can't realize this
just stop posting
>>67413398
Nah bot Conor and Nate are natural WW's. That being said Rory for example is a natural LHW. I remember him saying he walks around >200pounds.
>its a conair, discussing a rematch that isn't happenig episode
>state of 198
>state of jon and his 300k buys
>>67413438
>nate is a natural ww
have you seen recent pics of him? He looks bigger than his brother ffs
>>67413520
pretty legit
>>67413570
>nick riding nate's cottails
pathetic
>>67413570
nick looking like he's on the gas lads
Conor can improve his cardio and put on some lean muscle before the rematch. Nate isn't getting bigger he already cuts to 170. Nate isn't fixing holes in his game that made him lose the first 8 minutes. His cardio won't be better than last time, he was already training for a triathlon. It's not an easy fight but I certainly favor Conor in the rematch.
>>67413677
>conair more muscle
>nate was training for a triathlon
>nate "cuts" to 170 and can't put muscle
top kek
When exactly did /heem/ begin to become shit?
Also how do you feel about the possibility of Struve improving his fight IQ and learning to use his reach in the future?
>>67413740
>top kek
Great argument
>>67413570
>Van Damme is just an actor, I could teach the Diaz brothers some REAL fighting techniques
>muh wheel kick
>>67413677
>still in denial
>>67413762
>put muscle while improving his cardio
>nate's 170 cut is too hard to out on muscle
top
kek
>>67413761
I think it's a bit too late for that.
If he hasn't learned until now, why should he suddenly learn? Maybe if he switches camps.
>>67413677
I agree desu, Conor can and will improve more than Nate will. Conor has an advantage as long as his gastank holds up which I'm pretty confident will.
>>67413761
As much as I blame Dana's memes of Rousey/McGregor/Sage etc It's the WWE casuals that brought in that are the one's truly shitting it up.
Conor has no fight scheduled. Tons of upcoming fights, ones even hours away. And look at the shitheads who can't talk about anything but Conor.
>>67413832
Care to try forming a coherent argument without any meme text?
>>67413881
We talk about Ngannou instead
>>67413849
>Conor has an advantage as long as his gastank holds up
He still has no ground game, a reach and size disadvantage, and lacks the power to KO a Diaz brother
Even if his gas tank improves, he still won't be able to compete with Nate's cardio
>>67413881
Conor is a legend m8. Almost certainly the future GOAT who's as interesting outside the Octagon™ as he is inside of it.
It's really no wonder why everyone is buzzing about Conor McGregor.
>>67413921
based ngannou is the best
>>67413936
He was dominating n8 when he was at full energy
>>67413936
>He still has no ground game
>>67413841
He said he's made a transition to training mainly in the US, so I expect some improvement
>>67410956
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Randamie
Nikita
Clark
>>67414016
>m-m-m-m-m-muh sweep
>ufc glass
>tall man vs mong
>glass bull vs pitbull glassman
>state of cuckerland cards
kek
KEK
K E K
>>67413682
>>67410819
Patty Berry is mulatto(ie too black to be a cuck)
>>67414088
>he isn't excitied for Tumenov vs Nelson
casual confirmed
lmao it's funny that being a trolling conor fan is a meme now like being a schaub fan. after dana milks him for a couple more ppvs the dude is D O N E
>>67414190
>conors training partner vs literal who
why?
>>67414193
It's people like you that giving them attention that makes them rich. You don't comprehend negative attention is still attention.
>bu bu but I hate him
Yeah, you bought into the hype just as much as the other gobshites.
>>67414290
Tumenov has excellent hands, he's a top prospect
and Gunni is a fun fighter even though he got BTFO by Maia
I'd still always pay to watch Conor fight. I like watching him fight, always some interesting stuff, never a bad fight.
>Struve big favourite against Bigfoot
I don't get it t b h. Yes Bigfoot is almost a walking corpse at this point but Struve is the sloppiest fighter ever who can't use his huge reach for shit against smaller fighter.
I believe he'll be in trouble against Bigfoot
>>67414387
This fight is a coin toss imho
The first to land is gonna win
>>67414387
Struve has home crowd advantage and he's still young enough that there is a chance he might be improving, so I get why someone might pick him.
OTOH, Silva has a glass chin and could easily get KOd, but has enough power to heem Struve as well.
>>67414375
Rick Story landed constantly on Gunni in their fight. Maybe Gunni's evolved more, but... he's still predominantly a Karate striker on the fet isn't he? Tumenov's ridiculous boxing against that... hmmm
>>67414387
If it lasts more than one round Bigfoot will gas hard.
>>67414449
fuck hunt i hate him so much
>>67414383
Watching him fight makes me more nervous and worried than anything in real life tbqh
>>67414494
The butterflies before your boy goes to war. No feeling like it.
>>67414463
Yeah, I also think Tumenov is going to murder him. I'm not sure about his grappling though. If Gunni can take it to the ground he could win.
>>67414387
My dumb theory (TRADEMARK 2016 DONUT COPY)
Struve's shit use of reach has one upside - he's pretty good on the inside. Finds angles for inside hooks and short chopping uppercuts, as well as knees. Struve could inside fight Bigfoot and land clean on him early.
>>67414477
>hating based hunto
>>67414706
hating hunto is a meme
>>67414706
>first off i'd like to thank my lord and savior
>based
fat eminem wannabe faggot with his dumbass tattoos and hair
>>67414770
stay mad
holy fuck i want to crater in marc ratner's old face for wearing those fucking scarves
>>67414770
>not thanking god for blessing you with based heems
be careful
I have another dumb conspiracy, if you'd forgive me.
Conor vs Mayweather for a WWE event - UFC can't injunction because it's not an actual combat sports fight, just an entertainment thing.
But then here's the kicker - they get in there, and they box for real. UFC can't say 'hey that was real!', May and Conor will just say "nah it wasn't it was just a fake fight relax"
The best of all worlds please like, comment and subscribe.
>>67414846
Welcome to the Team
>tfw schaub has been overtaken by ngannou
>>67414912
ngannou won't last as long
he's a pretty shit tier meme, even for an ironic one
Daily reminder to be
very careful
>>67414949
shut up
>>67414949
t. mad """white""" boi
>>67414952
Dagestani team at Battle of the Nations when?
Imagine Khabib slammin fools.
>>67414949
Has to be one of the shittiest beards in the UFC, right? Or maybe pic related.
>all vs all
ok then
>>67414353
i don't hate conor, he's been great for the sport. his casual fans are goobers but their autistic neetbux have been getting my boys paid. i don't think he will be around very much longer but the UFC will make a new one now that they got the formula down.
>>67414869
You cant just have a boxing match without an atheletic commission sanctioning it. No matter how much you insist its fake.
Also
>mayweather letting anybody in on the promotion cut, ever
what time does the card start?
>>67414999
>>67415042
no offense meant m8s, I enjoy the ngannouposting, I just don't rate its chances of survival very high
>>67415191
Hmm... well that puts a couple holes in my theorem. I guess there's no way out then. Conor is trapped in the cage.
>>67415219
convert the time in the OP to your timezone
R8 my cheeky fiver five-fight parlay
>>67414952
>The man hasn't lost a ROUND in years
RDA is clearly not careful enough.
Reminder that UFC 199 is overrated asf
>>67415514
I like it. Wade is good, hope he's better-than-Khabilov good.
>>67415514
>struve
lost
>>67410956
No contest via double KO because of glass jaws.
Struve
Tumenov
Cutest girl
Krylov
Cutest girl
>>67415514
get a job
>>67415578
you're the most casual guy i've seen post in a minute, well done
holloway vs lamas is very spicy
>>67415591
So much cock, cock guy.
HERE WE GO
>>67415514
Should of went with Bigfoot. Im suprised he's the underdog thats a hell of a good pick.
>>67415591
we are in agreement cutest girls are anna elmose and karoline?
>>67410956
Overeem
Struve
Nelson
Elmose
Krylov
Karolina
>>67410956
Arlovski
Struve
Tumenov
Germaine
Nikita
Karolina kwzecdrezycykzda
>>67415578
>UFV 199
>Overrated.
#thankyouConnor
>>67410956
>>67415699
Fuck forgot picture
Arlovski
Struve
Tumenov
Germaine
Nikita
Karolina kwzecdrezycykzda
>>67415578
literally heem urself casualfag
>>67415578
>Guida vs Ortega
>Who?
Go back and watch football you fat fuck
>>67415580
Yeah he's got a few wins via RNC and Kabilov has lost via RNC, so I went with Wade.
>>67415583
I'm with >>67414449
in thinking the home town crowd will give Struve power
>>67415595
I have a better job than you.
>>67415674
>should of
Opinion automatically discarded.
>>67415816
leave bulgaria's english alone
>>67415816
Hey it's your failled parlay not mine.
>>67415816
>I have a better job than you.
Sure you do, big spender. Did you tell your mom you spent 5 dollars?
>>67415514
>$5
literally wtf
>>67415865
Let's see your open bets oh wait you're too poor to even scrounge the $50 needed to open a sportsbook account. Keep pretending your mcjob is worth bragging about, kid.
>>67415878
Do you not understand how betting works?
>literally wtf
Oh nevermi
>>67415902
Why are you so upset silly faggot? At least I know what a paycheck is.
>>67415514
Risk taker
>>67415932
>At least I know what a paycheck is.
Do you? Let's see yours and I'll show you mine and we'll see whose is bigger.
(guarantee this faggot doesnt post shit)
>>67410871
>watching anything made by Marvel
KEKold.
>>67415984
u ok m8 ? u didn't cut yourself with that one ?
>>67412960
>>
the phrase "lucky punch" exists for a reason
>>67415979
>bragging about your job
stick to discussing MMA bro
>>67412143
>gifted and trained professionals would bury UFC brawlers.
>brawlers
>barfighters
Those guys could beat many "athletes" without throwing a single punch.
>>67416029
I was. This is an mma discussion post: >>67415514
This is not: >>67415595
Anyone here think Elmose will win?
I picked her because she's a qt and has ended all of her fights by KO, so she has at least a puncher's chance.
>>67416023
>lucky punch
>>67416080
Who?
>>67416066
It takes two to veer wildly off topic.
Invicta in 6 bongs. Megan Anderson is fighting on the card. Please support her!
>>67416108
>tattoos
>>67412471
Is Arianny a mudshark? I suppose that explains her Saudi Arabian activities.
>>67416080
A puncher's chance... against a very good kickboxer, though. It could end up like a female version of Darren "Brazil" Till vs Nickie Dalby, maybe - her heart and tenacity making up for an early setback.
>>67412960
>He got beat by a natural welterweight
Who, Lawler?
Nate is a lightweight you moron.
>that he only had 11 days to prepare for
You cannot b serious.
What's next for PVZ?
>>67413260
>Connor beat Nate into a pulp and all Nate did was roll around on the floor like a bitch and choke Conor from the back like a true coward.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>67416108
>those hips
too bad of the tattoos though
>>67415578
i can't wait to watch fabers last loss
>>67416270
Nothing UFC related.
>>67411834
the beard is doing wonder for him, he looks much better
>>67413460
It doesn't matter what they weigh when walking around. Both of them are natural LWs, i.e. it's where they can fight most cmfortably.
>>67416108
that postop tranny on the right can get it, but i'd hide tomboy on the left from my friends desu desu bro desu
>>67416300
And the hair. He looks like a swanky druglord now.
>>67413677
>Nate isn't fixing holes in his game that made him lose the first 8 minutes.
He didn't lose a damned fucking thing you shitstain. He deliberately slowplayed because he didn't want to gas.
Holy shit, how much Conor nuthuggers make out of ONE ROUND of five where Conor threw 25 power punches and barely hurt Diaz.
He is toast if there ever is a rematch.
>>67416300
beards make you look better
>>67416370
he got tagged a lot in the first round
>>67413996
He didn't dominate shit. You're just a faggot with a taste for potato flavoured cum.
>>67416398
not always
https://twitter.com/KeithDuffyIre/status/728992190584766464
>>67415932
>>67415865
What's taking so long, Mr Moneybags? Is it hard to fit all those zeroes on your check in to the camera frame?
>>67416270
1 everyone will realize she isn't that hot really, the face isn't for closeups
2 her acting or whatever roles will peter off into slightly distant from the camera tough girl roles
3 the inevitable dissappointing sex scene in a movie will remove the rest of her mystique
4 she will come back to fighting and be average, loss, win, loss, loss to a nobody
5 transition into being a commentator, put on 10 lbs
6 marry a seminobody rich guy, pop out a kid and disappear
>>67416370
Conor was too arrogant and tried to KO Nate as fast as possible, overestimating his power and underestimating the iron chin of Nate. If he goes in with a solid game plan next time, one that includes being patient and using kicks to the body and legs of Diaz more, he could easily win. Also, his cardio will be better this time, along with the fact that he won't gas in the first like a retard from overpunching.
>>67416398
Imagine Arianny with a nice full beard
>>67416270
they will find the cannest can ever for her
>>67414770
You're shit.
>>67416398
only if you can grow one nicely.
>>67416468
not even a luxurious silky beard can save that plastic face bitch
>>67416108
Do guys think she likes hugs?
>>67416464
yes, this smart game plan will also include training for his glass chin, as he completely fucking useless after one clean shot from nate "pillowhands" diaz
just accept this, he belongs down in a lower weight class using willpower to cut weight to be bigger and stronger, it leads to a shorter career. he will never stably find roots at 155 and he's obviously a permanent loser above that
if he put on enough muscle to fight nate reasonably he'd never make it to defend his belt. it's pretty obvious dana and he are sitting down on the regular trying to figure out how to get millions out of a fighter with a very small niche
enjoy the show
>>67416539
only when there's a hard boner press involved
>>67415191
>You cant just have a boxing match without an atheletic commission sanctioning it.
Pretty sure they had back in the day at UFC 1.
Seriously though, why do Fedor haters bring up the fact that he's 3-3 in sanctioned fights? Did him destroying Nogueira in PRIDE not happen because an American State Athletic Comission didn't sign off of it?
>>67416270
Prelim headliner against an unranked fighter if UFC are desperate to build up some steam for her again. There's a fair few top 15 fights she can win - but not guaranteed, and if she loses... that's two in a row and not good for business. Put her on that Chad Mendes post-Aldo track - winnable fights to make her look good.
>>67416485
brb, having a quick vomit out my window
>>67416567
Keep your perverse nonsense out of /heem/.
>>67416565
>conor has a glass chin meme
Have you ever sparred m8 ? When you gas as hard as Conor did it's hard to even keep your arms up, even a light slap feels like a ton of bricks hit you right in the face. Conor took bombs from Chad all fight and he wasn't even buzzed, he got rocked by Diaz specifically because he had no energy left. Of course he is too small for WW, but against Diaz he has a real chance of winning, can't say the same if he fought Robbie for instance.
>>67416570
because they're fedor haters. who cares? dude was a bro, natty, a lot of fucking fun to watch and also really good. if thats not a recipe to be their boy they are faggots
>>67416584
she is better than a lot of fighters in her division tho, wmma is still not that good and she will probably be on a win streak again.
>>67416409
No he didn't. Google "rolling with punches".
>>67416464
>easily
you literally know nothing about fighting if you think Conor could ever easily win against Nate
also
>leg kicks
>cardio
yeah you obviously don't know what you're talking about, Conor has no low kicks and he always fights for the knockout from the start, good luck learning how to be a complete different fighter in a couple months
>>67416648
Are you seriously comparing Chad's "bombs" to Nate's ?
>>67416464
>If he goes in with a solid game plan next time, one that includes being patient and using kicks to the body and legs of Diaz more, he could easily win.
>he can beat Diaz over 5 rounds
LEL.
Who the hell do you think Conor is, Benson Henderson?
>>67416270
Fucking random dudes from Twitter is next.
And no...it's not fake.
https://twitter.com/PaigeVanzantUFC/status/728655637224153088
>>67416715
Speaking of which, has Benson retired and joined the army yet?
>>67416689
Glad that we agree that the change of gameplan will bring in different results.
>>67416701
Chad probably hits harder than Nate.
>>67416715
Doesn't have to be 5, he can heem Nate in the 3rd.
>>67416746
you're a week late on the fighting soap opera
>>67416648
he took one shot from a known volume puncher and his whole fight game disappeared. this isn't fucking debatable.
>punches from mendes
sure bro
throw it baby
throw it
>>67416754
He said he'll do it when he turns 33
He's 32 right now
His birthday is on November 16th
>>67416746
Paige is due for her British Boyfriend phase, isn't she?
>>67416792
>there is no way conor can win this is not debatable he is a meme please agree with me fellow conor haters
Calm down son, either fighter winning has no effect on our lives.
>>67416793
treat me like a ma fuckin bitch
>>67416746
We know it's not fake as its been posted 5 times by other pathetic losers.
attentionwhoring aside, does VERY single actually mean anything?
>>67416746
its no secret that shes a slut
>>67416927
It means she's single and ready to mingle.
I don't really get all the PvZ hate tbqhy senpai
I get that she's overhyped and you can not like this, but it's not her fault (to the contrary of someone like Conor per exemple) and it's understandable. She's young, blonde, white and pretty as fas as fighters go, that's easy to sell to rednecks
Plus on the fight side, she's not that bad. She's very young so obviously very raw, but she has some serious potential. WMMA is pretty shallow, she might even be championship-material a few years in the future if she continues to improve
She's not my girl, but she's certainly decent
>>67416792
Nate's striking is funny like that. So many fighters have been caught on the end of one of those long snaking punches and rocked, they never see it coming.
Conor kept trying to throw combos even after rocked - admirable, but not going to stop Nate coming forward at that point.
>>67416927
No active fuckbuddies
>>67416927
It means she's VERY horny for some dick.
>>67416768
>Doesn't have to be 5, he can heem Nate in the 3rd.
Not likely. He's not gonna hit harder in the 3rd than he does in the 1st.
>>67416817
>she didnt reply back
lmao
>>67416900
you soft dude
>>67416977
He will hit hard enough, and more importantly, often enough.
>>67416817
haha
Who /hema/ here
Or are we talking about PVZ's tweets again
>>67417062
no, we still /conor/ here
>>67417062
You have your own thread
This is the MMA thread
Go to your thread
If I was Jonathon Kavanagh, I'd say to Conor: "Hey, look at the tape, your best shots were when Nate came in too keen. When you let him initiate the exchange, you found the mark with solid punches. No more chasing him around, looking for home runs, no more wheel kicks, no more inefficient bobbing and weaving after glancing overhand attempts. You taunt, you poke, you bring him in, and you sting him. God bless Conor, tell Artem I said hi, and remember to pick up some food for Paddy, he's been getting angry again"
>>67416889
read again. it's not debatable that he has a glass chin. any fighter could win. but im saying 99 of 100 thats diaz in this matchup
He's not listening /heem/ I'm worried
>>67417112
connors game plan right now is eating more and practicing leg kicks
he will be out with a hurt knee within six months
screencap this
>>67417161
>post yfw Ferguson gets beheaded, Chiesa'd, or Khabib'd
He's my antiboy
>>67416459
That's kinda scary.
What's next for B.J." Penn?
>>67415578
>Mandrama casual weighs in on his opinions
>>67417062
Event ended for today. Was a lot of fun seeing a different combat sport. Probably won't find time to watch the rest of the days of it, with Invicta, sleeping, UFC, and whatnot. Good fun though. Been a pretty intense weekend so far: ONE Championship with one of the best WMMA fights ever, ACB with some quality slavbanging, then clang 'n' wang for hours on end. What a time to be alive.
>>67417230
>implying Ferguson wouldn't rock Shish Khabib, D'arce him, then start yelling "Where's your god? Where's your god?"
>>67417301
>khabib losing
>to ferguson
IM HERE DRESSED LIKE EL CHAPO IN HIS PRIME
WIT PYTONS ON MY FEET
>>67417222
Capped, and congratulations on the trips
>>67410606
based mayhem
>>67411133
god she's so fucking repulsive. why didn't the fucking roach cunts do a better job of genociding them.
>>67417419
Are you drunk again Sven?
>>67417301
ebin fantasy lad
Khabib would wrestlefuck him to a UD
Small talk interviews with Invicta fighters (9 minutes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx_h1Sfs-44
It's nice, you should consider watching it when you have a moment
>>67416964
This sounds pretty reasonable.
>>67417419
He's not jewish(as you should be able to tell by the fact she is a professional athlete), justs just had her nose broken too many times. She talked about getting it broken and never getting it fixed on Roe Jogan's podcast.
>>67415578
UFC 199 is literally better than UFC 200, it is IMPOSSIBLE to prove me wrong.
>>67417566
We'll see how right you are when injuries start to change the cards
>>67417566
198 is better than both
>>67417350
what screencap software do you use m8?
>>67417417
This post made me check in Mayhem is in jail. He isn't.
>>67411939
WW
Literally ever single person on that list from 1-15 is a worldclass fighter.
>>67417612
he's fighting in two weeks m8
>>67415578
>Ortega vs. Guida
>Who?
Now it's not even 189ers or 194ers, it's 196ers.
>>67417607
>screencap software
just presss printscreen and paste into paint
>>67416927
It means she wants thousands of dick pics her way. Thats what the result is gonna be anyway.
>>67417652
You don't have to be so tough all the time dude. Just be cool.
>>67415578
>babbys first ufc
Jesus christ man, your taste and knowledge are bad and you should feel bad. Please go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of.
>>67417222
he said he's losing weight for the rematch though, you're not a real fight fan
>>67417682
>wow breh so tuff
K.
>>67417652
>wrong country
Yeah that's the point in terms of how irrelevant you are Solsjar
In what world is Overeem 6'4", fuck outta here with that shit
>>67417743
RIP CHAD I MISS YOU
>>67417743
Noice and quick on the draw today
>>67417773
He'll be back... they'll find a way to fix him right up... r-right?
>>67417494
megan is such a cutie
angela hill is a degenerate
>>67417743
RIP CHAD I MISS YOU
what did you guys think of the q&a
with that I meant the dudes asking questions
>>67417819
>angela hill is a degenerate
I'll fite you
>>67417864
She farted on TUF.
>>67417862
a lot of goofs, as expected. always decent viewing
>>67417494
>those hairdos
dumblr is stronk in invicta?
>>67417755
>Solsjar
what does that even mean? stop injecting bacon grease, friend.
>>67417301
>then start yelling "Where's your god? Where's your god?"
That's an easy way to provoke his corner into hitting you with a tripod or something.
>>67417883
What a degenerate lmao
What kind of hedonist farts, seriously
>>67417894
why is norway so upset lads
>>67417819
Somebody post the webm of Rose choking out Angela
>>67417922
because someone hasn't brutally murdered miesha yet, no lack of trying from Honda's corner though.
>>67417887
did you notice the edgy dude asking the question as in how they keep emotion out of fighting
I cringed hard
>>67417494
this interviewer is a king goof, in a nice goofy way
>>67410956
reem
bigfoot
tumenov
elmose
krylov
clark
what's this technique called?
>>67417894
>what does that even mean? stop injecting bacon grease, friend.
wow why so rude
this is a bully free zone
>>67417982
who's this semen demon
>>67417894
>stop injecting bacon grease
Is this the best "bants" you can come up with?
>>67417968
yes the real fite fan, who wants to keep the mandrama out. he is the best of us
>>67417968
He was fine, wasn't edgy at all. I liked the question.
>>67417986
That's folkstyle 101 right there
http://youtu.be/KFOA0hYU8NY
>>67417994
s..sorry toothpaste friend.
>>67418004
it's not banter, I'm honesty worried about you, my portly friend.
>>67418093
enjoy your rapefugees cuckboi
>>67417272
>sport
>fake sword fighting
lol
i love struve but find it hard to believe he will ever bounce back from literally having an enlarged heart and anxiety disorder
hunt broke him
>>67417419
>why didn't the fucking roach cunts do a better job of genociding them.
I don't think she's Armenian dude.
>>67418134
bigfoot needs this win. he will take the victory, i can sense his energy.
round 2 tko
Rose Namajunas
>>67418134
I sincerely hope Hunt gets terminal cancer. I couldn't possibly hate him any more. Fucking F-level athlete.
>>67418187
that top is >literally disgusting
>>67418187
funny she shaved her and still literally got a sponsorship for a girl's clothing line
paige is human dog shit
>tfw you realize your fightfu's kid could beat you up
>>67417652
How did /pol/ come to call Turks roaches tho? I understand that it's supposed to be vermin, but there are many vermin.
Is it because Turk is supposed to rhyme with cock?
>>67418199
Reminder: this is only a meme. Do not be alarmed
>>67417230
cute dog
>>67418199
the fuck is your problem frank, you a satanist or something?
>>67418093
>my portly friend.
Just stop
>injecting bacon grease
What did this snow monkey mean by this?
>>67418134
Struve won't be haunted by fear going into this one. He will crack Bigfoot early, and commit a TKO so vicious that MMA will get banned in Holland.
Remember when a Struve fight was responsible for MMA being banned in Germany? Lovely stuff.
>>67418172
bigfoot did a good job against hunt even if you discount roids. Good kicking game from a man his frame. Struve literally can't into killing instincts
ITT: "Villains" who literally did nothing wrong.
>>67418199
>>67418306
You dropped something /b/
>>67418291
struve is like... i don't know. a man with that frame who has BJJ as his base is strange
if he sticks a jab on bigfoot i'll be happy as hell but i doubt it
>>67418306
>you will never go to 711 with war machine
>>67418306
>TFW you go in jail for revving your engine.
>>67411939
Welterweight is fucking nuts right now. If Wonderboy continues to looks like he has especially against Hendricks he will be the champ soon.
>>67418371
You're allowed to go in wearing a burka right?
>>67418365
that nose is just awful
>>67418306
One of the HEMA fighters is on /int/ lads
>>67418199
Hunt is a super HW that has LHW handspeed.
>>67418489
he's an untalented fat fuck moron, literally a cancer on kickboxing and MMA
>>67418291
>Remember when a Struve fight was responsible for MMA being banned in Germany?
Germany is shit. They ban violent video games and guns too.
Absolutely disgusting.
>>67418489
>Hunt.
>Speed.
>>67418509
ayy lmao
>>67418512
they're over compensating for your violent past
>>67418512
don't worry it will all be over soon
>>67418509
He is a guy that transitioned to MMA late and almost took the HW strap.
>>67418483
did you delete this or janitor?
It's /heem/ related
>>67418489
>Hunt
>Speed
Did you miss him being molested by Stipe?
>>67418525
he's got good hands, accurate and hard. Great prediction too
>>67418568
he nearly killed himself cutting weight, tbqhwy senpai
his worst showing in the ufc though, you're right
>>67418548
i never want to see his fat face again
>>67410956
Overeem
Bigfoot
Nelson
Randamie
Barroso
Clark
>>67418568
How dumb do you have to be to deny Hunt's handspeed?
>>67418599
Shut the fuck up, pussy
>>67418687
i'll leave you guys with a selfie of them from their hang out
McGregor vs Nick. Who wins ?
>>67418685
Relative to the guys in the top 5 of the division he's slow and chunky. Cry some more.
>>67418706
only hunt has the kindness to entertain that stalking jap
Heem
>>67418708
with a full camp, McGregor easily.
Imagine if RDA only fought at 146 lbs for his lightweight belt.
>>67418712
JDS, Cain, maybe. Werdum, no.
>>67418798
if he gets a case of diaz hypnosis he's in for a worse treat than when he fought nate lmao
PVZ looking quick
>>67418798
>Guaranteed (You)'s
>>67418798
Nick molests him.
>>67417986
Planned Parenthood Clinch.
>>67418974
He fell like Glass Joe in Punch-Out when he got KO'd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdEAwFH4I34
Overeem in round 1.
>>67419012
holy shit lol
>>67418117
again, wrong country. they're going home/to sweden/niemcy because there's not enough gibsmedat here, and we're all a bunch of mean poopieheads.
>>67418277
>Just stop
what's the matter, did i hit a stout spot? please don't get any ideas regarding the bacon grease, I was just pulling off your countryman's diabetic leg.
>>67418974
Chin made of soggy toilet paper
Invicta or boxing?
>>67419122
cringe
>>67419173
you forgot your le *cringe*-s
>>67419237
>BUUUUUUUUUUUURN
>>67416150
>>67416277
> not liking tattoo sluts
even if you don't dig it aesthetically it basically guarantees they are crazy in bed
>>67419443
...and crazy out of it.
Keep away from crazy.
>>67416337
>Your brain on /r9k/: The post
>>67419443
it's not the tattoing as much, but the size and position. covering the hands - just why. what the fug does she have on her pubic mound? wings and some shit?
>Card starts at 15:30 tomorrow
ffs lads.
Not too excited about it either tbqwyf
>>67419677
I think I prefer night cards
>>67419284
Will Miocic be the next Cro Cop?
>had some beers
>too groggy to go out
>gonna watch invicta
>fall asleep
>divegrass at 12:30
>motogp at 14:00
>ufc at 16:30
based day
>>67410956
Overeem by r2 HEEM
Silva by >betting on Struve
>Tumenov by r2 TKO
Anna by DEC
Barroso by DEC
Karolina by DEC
>>67419868
>divegrass
Who do you support m8 ?
so. overeem is gon get the heem tomorrow right?
>>67419928
Wimsby
>>67410956
Alistair
Struve
Gunny
Randamie
Krylov
Kovalkayveech
>>67419719
I definitely do
>>67418917
Did Thatch get cut?
>>67419284
cain is as much of a joke as people here that think they are italian or german
>>67420092
>>67420092
>>67420092
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>67420092
>>67420092
>>67420092
>>67419284
Will any fighter ever pull off trash talk in as likable a way as Werdum?
>>67420127
niganu fags always 50 posts too early lol
>>67410956
>arlovski heem
>Struve bloodbath
>gunni tappy
>germ dec
>krylov heem
>kk dec
Thanks man
>>67420127
>21 posts early
>>67420127
Fuck off
>>67420203
>>67420250
samefag
>>67420307
yeah I even change flags to samefag
>>67419928
roma
so what qts should I be keeping my eye on on invicta
niganu isn't even handsome or the most muscular guy ever, why did you cucks even choose him btw?
>>67418798
you can't be serious
>>67420381
zero cuties on this card m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE0cxGw3w8Q
>>67420508
meh 145 girls are like too big for me
im 175lb, can't fap to a female that walks around 10ish pounds lighter than that
NEW THREAD: >>67420564
>>67420619
respond to me on>>67420631
>>67420381
Angela could be cute if she didn't have that full fucking retard hairdo.
>>67422111
Nnngh would race-mix and have ugly, mentally unstable children with.
I'm saying the way she wears her hair is fucking retarded, friend.
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/what-if-stipe-wins-the-title-then-dies-on-the-job-as-a-firefighter.3241219/
Sherdog, ladies and gentlemen...
>>67420508
at least they aren't too trashy
>crotchstamp
nm
