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If Lionel Messi had been born in the USA, what would he do for a living now?


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If Lionel Messi had been born in the USA, what would he do for a living now?
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rapping career
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car salesman
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NEET receiving benefits.
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he would make cheese pizzas in domino's and he would love doing that
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celebrity
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>>67405825
But in Murrica they don't have a lot of benefits.
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I heard autists are good at math, so he had a chinese restaurant
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Sprite commercials.

Or dress up as a hot tranny to get 10million from ronaldo.
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>>67406403
Hähähä
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>>67405498
he would be fucked with his condition becouse of wank healthcare
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>>67405498
Shooting spree in highschool for being bullied his whole like.
And Antonella would be a latina slut coalburning the highschool basketball team.
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permamad cuz he gets called mexican by all non spics
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Just now paying off his debt for his treatment received 15 years ago
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Getting shot.
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Soccer player or a mass murderer
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