Norwich vs Man Utd match thread 1
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NC: Ruddy; Pinto, Martin, Bassong, Olsson; Redmond, Howson, O'Neil, Brady; Hoolahan; Jerome
Subs: Whittaker, Naismith, Mbokani, Bamford, Jarvis, Dorrans
MU: De Gea; Valencia, Smalling, Rojo, Darmian; Carrick, Rooney; Mata, Lingard, Memphis; Martial.
Subs: Romero, McNair, Borthwick-Jackson, Fosu-Mensah, Schneiderlin, Herrera, Januzaj.
>Rooney DM
>Lingard AM
>Memphis
>Mata RW
>no Rash
>>67404682
no blind either, rojo at CB
really hope united lose but norwich really are shit they deserve relegation
>>67404767
don't think it'll be easy desu, uniteds away form is really quite shit and their results against the big teams recently have been very close losses or draws (0-0 v city)
can definitely see this ending in a draw, destroying our top 4 hopes for good
>Watching this over Boro v Brighton
I seriously SERIOUSLY hope you guys don't do this
big weekend for >us lads
make or break for van gaal. FA cup alone won't save his job.
We absolutely need arsenal to beat city tomorrow. And we have to win today and beat west ham at upton park. Bournemouth at home we should coast.
>manc women
>>67404698
Blind being rested, rightfully so
>>67404846
Have faith m8, I still have confidence we will reach top 4
Also, memphis really needs to prove himself today or he's in danger of being sold off in the summer. What a fucking shitter he's turned out to be.
>>67405012
>implying
>>67404999
a draw in the arsenal city game would be enough actually, if we win our last 3 games.
>martial injured
>>67405040
oh yeah. well guess that's something. still think we'll slip up at upton park. we need payet, carroll and lanzini to all get injured today.
>>67405053
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MY FANTASY TEAM
>>67404655
>Carrick starting again
>Scheiderlin and Herrera benched again
AH FUCK OFF
>>67405053
put a fiver on him to score a brace
what the fuck happens to my bet now
>>67405038
Memphis is a confidence player, always has been. He's been unlucky that Martial turned up to be amazing as a LW, who knows how this season would have been for the young Dutchman if he started all games.
Don't think he will be sold off this summerbreak, more likely the one after. They dont wanna make the same mistake as with di Maria
>>67405060
Fucking captained martial against these shitters
>>67405080
Yeah I'd be annoyed if we fucked Memphis off this summer. At least give him another season.
>memepiss
>rppney
>adnandos
this is our choice of strikers. why the fuck wasnt rashford on the bench
rooney up front now, herrera comes in midfield
fuck I hope martials injury isn't serious. really need him for west ham away and the fa cup final
>>67405107
>pooney up front
0-0
>>67405124
m8 he's been solid the last few matches
dreamt of this match last night lads
1-0 to norwich. early penalty to norwich from a rojo foul in the box.
>>67405152
in midfield.
STREAM WHERE CUNTS
>>67405177
r/HongKong
how come star players from other teams like fellaini and schneiderlin come to united and play like complete shit
it can't simply be a coincidence can it
>>67405206
/r/ my dick in your mother
>>67405225
>star players
>fellaini
>>67405242
>tiny, bushy chino dicks
My mother deserves better, Lee.
>>67405266
Fellaini was good at everton
>>67405266
he was evertons best player
>>67405225
fellaini has been playing well, but he has to play further forward than he was being played, but is too brutish to play that way for a top team
schneiderlin is decent when he plays, but plays very rarely.. should have stayed at soton
neither really count as stars though
I have a good feeling about this game, I rarely do. I'm expecting something special.
>it's an American stream
Sometimes I think about moving over there but then I'm reminded how cringey they are
>>67405017
>Blind being rested, rightfully so
yeah.. he's been playing a lot, so it's right to rest him so he's not burnt out by the time the euros kick off
>>67404846
there's still city-arse tomorrow which arse will win and then west ham will end your chances midweek
>>67405327
Football with american commentators simply doesn't work.
>>67405327
It's either the Yanks or the Wanks on BT.
>>67405346
most of our commentary teams for the EPL are english though
>>67405353
I'm aware of that, and they're good. But when it's actual americans, it just feels wrong.
Any news on martial? Don't let it be serious please
DR NORWICH, I'M REGULATION
>>67405327
Build wall
>>67405399
he has aggressive cancer
I'm shocked people pay for this shit. Adverts crammed into every single available second. Thank fuck for aceplayer.
>>67405400
why would you beat a man before throwing him out of the premier league
>Lingard
WHY
>>67405327
>mfw an American called a penalty a PK near me
>>67405400
Lotta loyalty for a fired manager
>>67405399
just said that he felt his hamstring tighten up. sounds like it's mostly precautionary thank fuck
WHO
Every fucking week some cunt dies. I can't remember the last match without a black armband, it's all meaningless now.
>>67405399
>>67405399
suffering from the disease called shititis
will recover as soon as the manager is changed
>>67405434
That's nothing m8, we also call the top corner the "upper 90".
>clappers
get relegated you weapons
>>67405447
It's in honour of the great Johan Cruyff.
Narrich pls win.
any other australians absolutely seething right now
>memepiss
So a draw today would pretty much fuck both teams in the ass, right?
>>67405459
and football "soccer"
who even invented the word "soccer" and what it was supposed to mean? "sport played in socks?"
why the fuck didn't redmond shoot the fucking black twat
fucking hell the midfield is so slow
>>67405484
the English invented soccer from Association football to distinguish it from Rugby football
>carrick
DE GOAT
that save just sealed his move to real
jerome pls
>>67405490
because of the colour of his skin
>it's a Norwich looks like Real Madrid for a few minutes episode
Haven't seen this one before lads.
what the fuck is happening
>>67405516
van laal is getting BTFO again.
>>67405475
I thought you people were supposed to be laid-back.
>ROJO
PLS BRING TIMBO FOSUMENSAH
every time there's talk of LVG staying, the players throw the game
>jerome's last goal was in december
>against us at old trafford
>>67405547
and he is still in the starting 11
does alex neil even know what he is doing
>>67405536
the lazy speech just gives you that impression
>#ERapp
What is this meme?
>>67405388
Racist.
Norrich are gonna win this, stay up and then win the premier league next season.
You probably won't think any of that will happen, then again, you probably didn't think I'd get dubs for this post.
>>67405577
thought it said ERape
though it was some sort of protest against online rape
>>67405459
>upper 90
Not sure if troll...
>>67405580
In today's world, you're either a racist or a cuck.
>>67405482
What a swag harbour
SLIPPY M
>>67405587
>can beat chairman Mao's broadband ban
>still can't get dubs
disappointing
stream
>memphis
>memepiss
>>67405587
I thought 4chan is blocked in China.
>>67405602
True.
>not rating this elite commentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgER2DksLD4
>Rooney as a striker
This will be depressing. Incapable of turning a player or any change of pace. He's going to need chances laid on a plate for him to score. He's only 30 but is already unrecognisable as the player he used to be.
>>67405621
r/soccerstreams
yay more injuries wooo
at least it's CBJ time
dubs and norwich will win this game
>>67405608
Home base of the greatest navy in the ancient world. Too bad for them they got cucked hard by Rome...
>Van Laal in those sunglasses
Looks like an old lady
Man Poo
>>67405633
Not forgetting the goat of all time
https://youtu.be/EW2d-QrnFgA
That Norwich goalkeeper jersey is horrible.
>all this no playable source stream
>>67405663
I've noticed they've started copying their mexican friends and just shout goooooooooool for as long as they can
Manure is shit
Match is shit
>>67405647
Carthago delenda est
>Borthwick
>>67405675
http://showsport-tv.com/watch/channel-1-hd-live-stream
CBJs run, every time
>>67405683
Moar based schlomo
>all Manure's "local" lads are niggers
kek
>>67405653
pretty sure that's the first time I've seen a manager wear them ever on the sideline
This football is tragic.
Hopefully Jose's time out has cooled his jadedness and paranoia.
He's not been the same since Real Madrid.
>>67405715
nice edge senpai
>>67405683
I've really gone off women's bodies desu
imagine watching this game
>mfw this finishes 0-0
>>67405730
You're gay
>>67405724
It's all Ikers fault.
>>67405733
I will stop if it continues to be boring and watch the new steven seagal movie.
Fucking Memphis.
>>67405742
Doesnt everyone find women a bit malformed and blobby?
How van Gaal keeps landing these jobs escapes me.
Aside from that meme Tim Krul trick, the last time he's been any good was in 1995 with Ajax.
Memes aside, what's next for LVG? Will he retire?
>>67405762
There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion
>>67405775
he said that the united job will be his last
interestingly he initially wanted to stay for 2 years, but united got him to sign for 3
>>67405762
>malformed and blobby
Those are the best parts, bro. What are you fucking gay?
>>67405725
so brave, m'sir
I unironically still rate Van Gaal.
>>67405762
If you prefer men then that would be true.
>>67405786
Shakespeare?
>>67405775
Yes. He's already talked about retiring to his Portuguese villa.
>>67405725
>>>/reddit/
>those >depay legs tattoos
haha
>>67405794
Think it's undeniable that he's built an excellent young foundation for the next manager. Shame about his tactics and preferred style of football
>>67405038
"ellie" is a fat iraqi man that lives in suffolk and has never been to old trafford
trip on "ellie"
>>67405802
I thought he was paraphrasing Kanye West tßh
>>67405802
Francis Bacon
COME ON UNITED PUT THE FUCKING BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
>>67405802
Anon, /sp/.
>want 4th
>start memepiss
Top fucking kek lads, we've got at least another year of this fraud
>Rppney
Watching on a 50" tv at the foot of my bed while i use a wireless keyboard and mouse lads
Who wants to compare comfy?
>No blind to take corners
1-0 confirmed
People actually rate Lingard
Fucking disgusting
>>67405813
The amount of debuts he's given to youth is insane.
>>67405848
>we
which part of London are you from Rasheed?
>>67405883
He's young and 0161
Of course fans like him
This game is boring.
>>67405894
>be last 20's and 0151
just fuck my shit up
>>67405691
Thank familia
>>67405899
When do the commercials come on? I'm getting puffed out!
Van Gone when?
>>67405856
>55" TV approx 2 metres away
>sun out, window open
>dropping out of life with bong in hand
>blasting Camino Del Sol
shitposting with the main men has never felt so good
Smalling you twat
>united
>scoring
>>67405813
He didn't build shit.
The reason youngsters did well is because they had good youth coaches and van Gaal was FORCED to play them because of bazillion of injuries in the squad.
United against the bottom 6:
>Bournemouth
Yet to play at home, 2-1 L away
>Palace
2-0 W home, 0-0 D away
>Newcastle
0-0 D home, 3-3 D away
>Sunderland
3-0 W home, 2-1 L away
>Norwich
2-1 L home, currently 0-0 away
>Villa
1-0 W home, 1-0 W away
15/30 points
This is beyond shocking. LVG is such a shit.
>>67405899
I use Man U games as background noise when I do other things, building scale models today for example
>>67405856
"watching" it on my computer while I am trying to install artificial academy 2.
>>67405933
Hah, enjoy you're next season with LVG.
>>67405924
why lie? no sun in the UK bra
Rooney is hiding. Never showing for the ball or making a run into space.
Probably because he hasn't been able to beat a player for years now.
>>67405943
It's in English now?
>EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
wtf America
Any actual Norwich fans in this thread? Are you pretty much resigned to relegation?
>>67405954
Not that I am aware.
>Watching stream
>Emergency Alert System pops up
THE BOMBS ARE DROPPING ANONS. THE BOMBS ARE DROPPING!
>>67405962
it's an emergency, that's what it's there for
You're literally watching the match the sun is o...
Almost got me there 'stralyan
This is the most nonsensical team sheet ever
Rooney - This nigger is WEAK and SLOW. He literally can't do shit as a striker. He can pick out a pass a bit this nigger needs to be in the midfield.
Lingard - This nigger has NO VISION WHATSOEVER. He has absolutely no business at the #10. He has a pace and that's it; stick him out wide.
Mata out wide - This nigger is SLOW AS FUCK. Why the shit would you put him out wide. Easily has the best vision on the team; shy is he not at the10?
Rojo - This nigger is just hot garbage. Really doesn't belong anywhere, but he's can be okay at the fullback. He's not smart enough to be in the center.
>>67405962
>>67405977
You getting bombed, America?
>>67405977
why not bt sport?
>>67405962
It's a system to alert the citizenry about weather emergencies and such through TV.
>>67405962
lol what was that? So weird.
>>67405962
>>67405977
>I'm too poor to afford BT sport
>>67405987
>niggers
>>67405962
>>67405977
that scared the shit out of me, I watch the EAS on youtube once a week so I am able to recognise the sound. Fucking hell, I am in tears here.
>>67405976
Then why bother?
This game is fucking atrocious.
>>67405991
>>67405997
>owning a television
>this year of our lord
>>67405987
this pussy tight this pussy clean
>>67405894
He's from Warrington
>>67406021
>being too poor to afford a television
jesus christ
>Memepiss
Do Norwich have the worst kits in the EPL?
>memphis in charge of not hitting free kicks into the wall
>>67406021
????
streaming it mate.
>>67405938
i like to make warhammer/ forge world models.
>>67406021
oh I get it, you're one of those millennials who spends their entire day watching shitty netflix shows on their 16 inch monitor
that's cool I guess
>No Martial
>No Rashford
>Rooney up front
>Mata out wide
State of United right now
>freekick """expert""" with PSV
>not one freekick scored for United
I know Eredivisie is MLS-tier, but a freekick is a freekick.
Where is Rashford?
>>67406052
b a n t e r
>>67406065
Get /lit/ stay /lit/ bro
>>67406021
>he doesn't use a tv as computer monitor
>>67406082
Hopefully fucking some white girl
>>67406083
Fucking ABUs
>>67406068
>unironically rating either Rashford or Martial
why are manUre fans so deluded?
>>67406015
Not everyone is at the same level as you
>United have scored three goals more than Sunderland
wew
>none of the united players on the pitch have scored in the last 12 games
>>67406082
rested
>>67405987
They're stuck with them.
Once, they were all considered top players so they got top, long contracts with top wages.
Now that they're shite, it's impossible to get rid of them.
It's all because their club was (and still is) scared to death of losing them to EPL rivals and then watching them performing well for someone else.
They'd rather throw away millions of pounds than allow this.
>Almost half time
Worst game I've seen all year
Hmm
>>67405924
>DUROOOOOOP
>>67406100
What does that even mean?
fucking christ memphis
Can United still make it to Champions League football?
>>67406128
She might know Japanese
>>67406108
No, the problem isn't necessarily the players (apart from Rojo is just not very good).
Rooney is fantastic as a central midfielder. Mata is a decent 10. We dont' have either of our serviceable strikers (Rashford is better at it than Martial).
United have played really well the last several matches. Why did LVG change everything about the teams that were playing well?
>>67406093
adnandos <3
why are manure so utterly shit and boring?
can Memphis do fucking anything?
>not watching Brighton choke or the possibility of meme magic happening
FOR FUCKS SAKE DEPAY YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
>>67406143
even if we manage to scrape a result today, we're not beating west ham away
yawn
De Pie is so fucking shit
CHIMP OUT
how was rojo not sent off for that?
>>67406144
Italy doesn't.
can't get a decent screenshot of van glaases.
Van Gaal better show his booloocks and be fucing mad
this isthe worst display of the season
fuck u memphis i trusted you
fuck u rojo u suck
fuck u rooney show yourself
Memphis Papaya
If United and West Ham both win and city lose then the midweek game is gonna be mental
>Friday night games
LITERALLY WHY. I couldn't think of a time slot LESS in need of football matches than Friday night. All it will mean is we don't get 12:45s or MNF games. Utterly shit
>>67406173
Giggs thinking about some new piece of squirrel he's got ready to fuck tonight
>>67406189
it's saturday afternoon bro, get a watch
Romero for lingard, goes up front, rooney dm, herrea AM
>>67406189
messes with fantasy too
>>67406196
>>67406173
>when you realise your stuck with this crazy fuck for another year
Does Lingard get automatic selection because of the local lad meme?
Bebe was genuinely better than Memphis.
this looks like 2 mid table teams with nothing to play for
Embarrassing
>I wasted 45+3 minutes on this
>>67406208
in absolute tears at this comment buddy, can't wait to cross post this to /r/4chan for that sweet karma
>>67406224
He's Paki Black, the worst kind of Manc.
>>67406226
still is
>>67406224
I wish he would "dab" into the fucking grave
>>67406224
>Warrington
>Manchester
He aint local
>cooooooooome together as one
literally havnt heard that song in fucking years
the UK lives in 1994
>desperately need a striker on the pitch
>#mufc subs: Romero, McNair, Borthwick-Jackson, Fosu-Mensah, Schneiderlin, Herrera, Januzaj
Welp this is shit, back to watch Boro
>yfw Norwich stays up and Geordies go down
>These fucking American commercials
The highlights of this stream, tbph
I'm gonna go have a cold shower to warm my heart
>>67406249
Januzaj will save us, r-right?
Why doesn't Schniderlin ever play? Is he that shit that he can't get into this midfield
>>67406248
BT have used it on their PL coverage since they started like three seasons ago
>>67406245
>closer to Liverpool than Manchester
Top kek nice "local" youth you got there.
>>67406249
>rashford is this important to utd that he's rested for the game against west ham
>not even on the bench
>>67406258
Really creepy how they can advertise prescription drugs
The thing I like about Rooney is, when he's on the pitch he doesn't look docile. He doesn't look vacant. Some players seem to be so naturalistic in their play, like they're acrobats or dancers or something. Just moving from one position to the next without thinking, all muscle memory. Rooney always has this stern concentration. Like he's thinking all the time. constantly analyzing the game on a higher level. A strategists and a master tactician. Look at the way he watched Memphis' free kick. And the way he didn't celebrate when it hit the wall. He's anxious, he can immediately sense the flight of the ball isn't good, but he also knows that if it rebounds or is deflected, there's a whole other plan to enact. A new set of conditions that he's going to have to solve. You never really see him explode with delight. When a goal is scored, no matter how amazing the shot, he always looks more relieved than elated. Because he knows the job is done and the whole process is starting over. I'd be hard-pressed not to put Rooney in my All-Time XI. I think he represents my favorite footballing archetype: the professor, the architect. The guy who's running the whole goddamn show.
>>67406249
>LVG was actually going to go with a strikeforce of rooney, fellaini and wilson before gambling on rashford
imagine if martial wasn't GOAT. imagine if the fax machine worked. we'd genuinely be lower midtable
>>67406272
We're just waiting for Carrick to die off.
>>67406249
Januzaj can play as a false 11 up top.
Will rashford be playing for Sunderland or Norwich in 3 years time?
>>67406196
This prick can fuck off as well. He's shown nothing as an example of why he's being groomed to be manager.
How can the club consider him managerial material when his main priority is shagging around like a 20 year old. He's 42 and has never grown up. He's never not had the club to take care of him since he was a child.
Imagine the scandals if he ever gets the job - fucking the players' wives, paying for their abortions.
Can we get Nani and RVP back please? Do we still have the receipt for Memphis?
>>67406314
>Imagine the scandals if he ever gets the job - fucking the players' wives, paying for their abortions.
This needs to happen. Rooney needs to get cucked.
There are people in this very thread, at this very moment, who actually "support" Manchester United Football Club.
>Rooney Is on 300k per week
Justify this
>>67406283
This will help with your IBS, but long term use will give you Pancreatic cancer. Speak to your doctor about purchasing our new MIRACLE drug.
Which player would you let fuck your wife? I'd have to go with Rojo
Why do Scholes look like he's holding in a shit?
scholes sounds like such a minger
>>67406287
This. You managed to say what we're all thinking.
so manure dont want sack van laal just yet because they dont want to pay him that 5m? i thought they are the richest club in the world?
>>67406347
People actually support football clubs these days? Is that what the kids do?
>>67406362
Heh. He cheated on his lingerie model gf with some 40 something manc slag and tried to superinjuction her silence.
What a shitty club, no morals or dignity among the staff or players.
Utd draw with Norwich. West Ham beat Utd next week. LVG sacked.
cap this.
>>67406287
Swap "Rooney" for "Iniesta" and it actually makes sense.
>>67406347
Send me over a qt plastic surgery kpop waifu friend?
>>67406406
>implying LVG won't stay until after the FA cup final
>I Love Utd viewing party in New York
Cringe
>>67406433
They have these all over the world.
All the old timey players bring cheap souvenirs and replica trophies to 3rd worlders to gawk at.
This is why Utd are going to China in the summer.
>you will never be as comfy as that dog in the cadburys advert
>>67406406
Only thing bold in that is LvG actually getting the boot
Mobile Strike looks scummy as fuck.
Oh shit I jsut realized that without Darmian we are fucked even more than before
Just had a bagel and some coffee, what did I miss friends?
>>67406501
Molinaro when?
>>67406522
fuck all
This has been so fucking boring. Games like these make you agree with Americans on this sport
>>67406522
go get yourself another bagel
>>67406522
Players out of position and hoofball to manlet forwards.
>>67406536
Sad thing is 75% of Vanited's games are like this. I can't believe he hasn't been killed by the supporters yet.
How many manlets does it take to screw in a light ball?
26,000
>>67406581
Say what you want about Moyes but at least he had a go. Van Gaal has been insipid.
What 15:00 match you guys going to watch? I am from Swansea, but I may watch Poocastle.
>Rooney will take Alli's place at number 10 in the Euros
On the plus side for United, Valencia is looking as good as he was before he got injured.
It will be a MASSIVE boon if he can get back consistently playing like he used to. He was a great player.
Missed the first half lads, how was it?
>>67406536
Playing football in 25 degree weather in the middle of the day probably has something to do with it
mata is the only competent attacking player on the pitch
>TOOK THE MATA INTO HIS OWN HANDS LOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>67406609
Rooney has been pretty amazing for Man utd lately and should definitely be getting a spot ahead of hothead Alli.
>"Howson took Mata into his own hands."
>>67406610
>massive boon
Yes
>>67406600
Villa v Newcastle, because it will be absolute chaos
>>67406610
agreed, he was out earlier because he was getting the metal out of his ankle (from the operation to fix the snapped ankle he got aaaaaages ago). seems like he's playing a lot better because of it.
>>67406619
It's like 22C; perfect football weather. These lads are professional athletes.
>>67406599
I have to agree. I think Moyes was in over his head but he at least tried to make the matches worth watching I suppose. I'm just a dirty bandwagoner but goddamn I was mortified when LvG was said to replace him. Rightfully so. He fucking has to go after this season no matter what
>>67406634
bad bait
>>67406664
must be nice, it's 10C here and raining
>rooney's touch will never not be complete shit
>>67406609
Wales will go through then
Man U are shit and boring.
HONESTLY THO this commentators can suck a dick
>>67406664
24 according to BBC. Enduring shit English weather all year then getting a day like this all of a sudden can throw you off, but yeah as pros they should be dealing with it
>>67406609
>rooney behind welbeck
>kane wide
>vardy at home watching anime
>>67406610
>>67406651
He does look good but I'm not a fan of his constant crossing. United seems to play one dimensional when he's attacking. Reminds me of >moyes
I'm a massive fan
Why isnt rashford on?
>58 minutes gone
>0-0
this semen slurping sport isn't for me guys
Who /Liverpool/ here?
Press F to pay respects
>>67406706
Not sure they could beat Russia or slovakia tbhwy
>>67406755
mate he isn't even in the subs list he's been given a rest
are manchester united really gonna put them out of the top 4 race by themselves?
>put a bet for United to win 2-0 before it started
>get told Martial injured himself before the game
Should've just bet on the score being 0-0
>>67406775
Another reason to avoid the Championship
How do we fix football whereby we don't have situations where clubs no longer have "nothing to play for" with a few games remaining? Double points? Cash incentives? idk
>>67406775
Legs aren't supposed to looked like that, are they?
>>67406775
AAAHHHH NOPENOPE
>>67406600
>Jack Cork captains Swansea in their loss against West Ham as 6 changes are made from the win against Liverpool
>>67406775
Jesus
>>67406775
is that a portal to another dimension
>>67406769
here
manure will never have this much heart
https://streamable.com/i5js
>>67406775
Why isn't he wearing shinpads?
Why is the inside of his shin hollow, what the fuck
>>67406775
is that where you pour gas so that your footballer's engine keeps running?
>>67406800
Both of these teams have something huge to play for. And yet they're both playing as if they don't.
>>67406775
someone turn it into a face
>>67406634
he's been decent at DCM
>>67406800
Circumscisions for the losers
Is Memphis worth more than a loaf of bread?
>>67406800
Both of these clubs have something to play for; they're just both shite and boring teams.
Heading down to Maccas, anyone want anything?
>>67406789
Had a bad run with Russia ever since they fielded drug users. Honestly, I think it comes down to this. If Real win the Champions league, Bale comes in to the team off the back of that, Wales have a good run.
>>67406775
Just put some Vaseline on it. Get that nancy on his feet.
>>67406839
Two double cheeseburgers
>>67406839
Apple pie with mcnuggets inside
>>67406823
Jesus, what a fucking game
>>67406839
how much for fast, exciting, attacking football m8?
No draws allowed for the last 3 matchdays. Games go into ET and then penalties.
>>67406839
>paying to get cancer
Is this a warm up game? There's zero intensity
>>67406839
Can you stop off at BKs for me on the way back?
>>67406800
Sad thing is both these teams have a lot to play for still. They're just this shitty.
>>67406839
Cross the road and get me a burger king.
>>67406839
1 mourinho please lad
>>67406823
why is Klopp so loveable?
Wayne Pooney is the saviour of English football
Remember that?
>redmond
>is black
cheeky
>>67406839
3 Double cheeseburgers please lad
>>67406839
some jailbait
>>67406872
I like it. Very American
i've watched at least one premier league match every week this season. i think i've only seen one game where it was lightly snowing.
does it never snow in england?
>>67406907
I do remember ten years ago, yes
>>67406823
Do you guys think Klopp actually would've gone Manure if he got the chance? Serious question
>>67406922
Sometimes
>>67406839
They still do happy meals? I haven't been to a Maccy-Ds in years
It's fucking sad how much the team relies on Martial to do everything.
He's the only one that can run at players and beat them. Easily the most creative. The most intelligent. Even by just being on the pitch he creates space for his teammates because the opposition has to double up on him.
lol, where's harry potter? is he sitting in his faulty tower? you fucking dumb brits
Man U don't want the CL spot?
>>67406925
>10 years ago
lel
>>67406935
He would have fitted the club, I think. It's a shame it didn't happen to be honest.
>>67404655
>United scoring without Memetial, Memeford or Fellainis elbows
kek
>>67406839
can you get me some cheeky nandos instead?
>>67406922
Very rarely, everything in England comes in moderation, no extreme weather, no animals that can kill you, etc.
>>67406939
>Britain will never be this white again
>>67406922
Not often, it's too mild and wet, usually.
>>67406961
He would literally be what you needed. Shame you got KEKED just like you're gonna get cucked for the CL.
>year 2045
>there are 9 different top-level competitions with +200 games per season
>every big footy team has 70 players in their roster
>doping is legal, shameless and obligatory; not doping is being punished
>Fergie dies without seeing another league or UCL title for MU
>Januzaj coming on
Oh lord
>>67406955
Wow finally someone on /sp/ see's how insane Martial is. Everyone rips him because of his transfer fee and lack of goals. But he carries this shitshow week in and week out. They need to build around him and not let him go to shit/transfer.
Can't tell which one is fighting for CL and which one is fighting not to get relegated. Both teams are so fucking shit.
top lel
people actually support this joke of a club (man utd)
>>67407005
>england have won the past six world cups
A GOAL FINALLY
M A T A
A
T
A
MATAAAAA
Thank fucking Christ, Mata
WAN MATA
that norwich chink in the crowd.
bretty cute actually
you lot make me sick
Jesus Christ Rooney is so fucking done.
What kind of striker doesn't shoot there?
He'll get praised for that assist as well.
JESUS FUCK ROONEY YOU'RE SHIT
Praise the lord for Mata there
Wake up lads something happened
Feel bad for the Norrich fans tbhfam
pretty good from rooney desu
ITS YOU JUAN JUAN JUAN
ITS YOU JUAN JUAN
WOOOOOOAH JUAN MATAAAA
>>67407070
cap?
MATA
>>67407071
I want Norwich to lose as a Newcastle fan, sorry senpai
it was only a mata of time
If we get top four it's a fucking travesty. City must really be shit
Alli would have scored that first time
ROONEY
ABUS FUCKING BTFO AGAIN
>>67407084
LEL this guy with the jokes
>>67407088
I wish, watching on the TV whilst marking.
>>67407024
>having a young, potentially world-class striker
>being in charge of not letting him go to shit
>>67407076
>What kind of striker doesn't shoot there?
someone not selfish?
>He'll get praised for that assist as well.
deservedly, Utd scored a goal, which is the objective of football
>januzaj cucked out of a sub appearance
lel
was rooney just attacked by a norwich supporter?
>adnans sub getting cancelled
kek
DISAPPEAR WAYNE, JUST DISAPPEAR.
>>67407107
but the vison, the touch. surely the euro is formality
3 years ago rooney would have buried that himself
Webm? I bloody missed it lads.
>sausage boy coming on
This rent boy meme will score against us
>yfw this finishes 1-1
>>67407120
united fan, wasnt attacked
>starting Bassong and Cameron fucking Jerome
>expecting to stay in the premier league
>>67407113
Rooney a shit
yeeeeeeeah
COME ON SUNDERLAND
Rooney dd well there could have easily scruffed that up
>shitrome
free header. I want united to finish 4th though and sunderland to stay up.
I gotta say, United are pretty good at scraping those 1-0 away wins in shit games.
THAT'S RIGHT JANUZAJ SIT DOWN
>>67407155
R A R E
A
R
E
>>67407120
autism
>>67407136
5 at least, he's been shit since Bayern killed him in 2012
>>67407177
>japan
>supports a team of pedophiles
way to fall into your sterotype
Anyone else want Newcastle to go down?
COME ON
LET'S BE AVIN YA
WHERE ARE YOU
>>67407155
fuck off obama, this is trump town.
>Snail-derlin on
Finally this fucking nothing club are getting relegated after shitting up the prem for years. People from East anglia are fucking weird freaks too. Good riddance. Shame we've got Burnley coming up next year but I'll take Norwich going down
Honestly, how has Norwich scored this season? I can't see a scenario where that could possibly happen.
>>67407221
I want to go down on a Newcastle lass
>>67407221
Yes, I hate them as much as Arsenal. Don't know why...
Why does everyone like blunderland suddenly
>>67407214
That's Ashley Cole u tit
>>67407232
>People from East anglia are fucking weird freaks too.
So much this
>>67407173
He did fuck up. Mata bailed him out.
You can see in the replay that he had no idea Mata was making that run. He got lucky.
What kind of forward player turns away from goal in that situation.
>>67407154
ah, okey then. just got a glimpse of it and it looked as if security was really fast in dragging him out of there
Scotland's Alex Neil is 25 years old
>>67407233
>we've only scored 9 more than norwich this season
>>67407250
They're better people than those Newcastle cunts.
>>67407251
lmao what a fucking moron you are
>>67407251
You mean Andy Cole
>>67407251
Clearly Walcott you racist cunt.
>>67407221
Both Newcastle and Sunderland going down would be perfect.
Too bad Norwich had to be complete garbage and go down instead.
>>67407236
we all do, lad, we all do
>>67407250
4chan and paedos go together like ketchup and fridges
>>67407267
Ur cute
>>67407221
yeah
So Norwich are basically dead now, right?
>>67407281
No, show that chink woman after the goal. Yellow in yellow is my fetish.
>>67407267
That alone should warrant LVG sacked.
>>67407221
yes
>>67407232
>People from East anglia are fucking weird freaks too.
I love the single lane B roads from London to Norwich across bland flat farmland, it would be quicker to drive to Scotland
they are inbreds
>>67407221
Yup, one of my most hated clubs. I don't know why exactly. Maybe because Shearer played for them and supports them. Can't stand that cunt.
>>67407311
>latitude festival is on
>4 hours to travel half a mile
From what I can gather about the shitposting, the area around Norwich is basically the English version of Appalachia, right?
boro replacing norwich
>>67407268
basically the same people
like scousers and mancs
No webm?
fuck off back to Holland memphis
>Depay
>depay
>>67407301
>sacking Van Gaal
You do remember that Fergie served up three years of shit before they came good. Moyes should still be boss.
>>67407251
Hello newbie.
>>67407336
yes and in fact, east anglia provided much of the american colonies' earliest immigrants
>>67407221
Not really desu, I want Benitez to stay in the EPL.
>that sad norwich girl
sides
ThePie literally didn't do anything the whole game.
His whole area of the pitch is a dead zone.
>>67407380
Fuck Benitez
this game needs a blooter
>>67407221
Not now Rafa is there, but they're a load of shite that I hope liquidates soon.
New Fred?
>>67407352
It was a meh goal borne out of shit defending, no webm necessary.
>>67407395
fuck you
>>67407362
Fergie didn't have anywhere near the same resources when he started. Just some drunk has beens and no commercial air freshener partnership
>>67407362
Tbf United hadn't won the league for like 19 years when fergie took over
>Boro and Burnley up
Yay. Just the owls now
>>67407377
>yes and in fact, east anglia provided much of the american colonies' earliest immigrants
Norfolk accent has some features in common with America, it's interesting
Like Americans they're stuck in the 18th century
What a pointless, pathetic club Norwich are.
The PL won't miss them, they offer nothing except a yellow kit, and now Watford take that role
>>67407413
SUCK YOUR MUM, BOI!
>>67407393
he's been absolute shit today. so disappointing.
>>67407402
is there any point? still got ~17 posts left
>>67407415
fair point desu
>>67407381
;_;
laughed when russian commentator said OY OY OY.
>>67407393
I don't know if it's the way the tram plays or if he's just lost all confidence but I refuse to believe he is really this fucking bad.
United are playing like pussies.
I hate when they keep passing sideways
>>67407336
It's a weird lump that sticks out of the East coast of England thats both figuratively and literally disconnected from the rest of the country. It has a reputation for being a hotbed of inbreeding and such in days gone past, and if you ever went there you wouldn't fucking doubt it
>>67407221
I honestly wouldn't mind if Norwich get a late equaliser against us.
Fuck Newcastle and fuck Benitez
>>67407377
Yep, I've read Albion's Seed too.
>tfw Trump wins by landslides in areas with large Scots-Irish populations
>>67407446
but muh possession
>>67407221
Yes, badly.
That's why you don't let DM shoot
FFS
>Boro up
>tfw
desu
this is a casual affair. not enough pashun
God you guys look so shit
Looking forward to the Cup Final lads.
>>67407430
also they're a walkover for teams like Arsenal
I'd rather have a shitty northern team with scum supporters like Leeds
>>67407438
>you'll never suck her webbed toes
>shitederlin
>cucked out of a substitution twice
adnan :(
Fuck Norwich, useless cunts.
BASED FOSSIL-MEMESTAR COMING ON
>middesborough promoted
Fucks sake, another boring fucking team
>another double barrelled negero
>>67407495
sold in the summer, pls
timboooo
>>67407488
>filename
poor janet
lmao Januzaj cucked from a sub for the third time
cuckolding
>all this wally waxing for Rooney to help secure his place in England's midfield for years to come
There is no way this ape is 18 years old.
>>67407488
11/10 filename
>>67407502
Why couldnt shitboro just go down the leagues?
Where is the 3pm thread? I need to bitch and moan about Hiddink.
FOR YOU-Mensah
>woodgate back in the premier league
he's a good lad
5 minutes
ONE MORE GOAL PLEASE
>>67407547
>M-muh youf
>literally plays the disastrous duo of Mikel-Matic instead of literally anyone else
I think he's legitimately gone senile.
TIMBO TIME
>>67407547
Make it.
>>67407581
>ywn get sent off on your debut for Real - Fucking - Madrid and then be called their worst ever signing
>>67407601
scored an own goal too didn't he?
don't let memepiss take it
>>67407617
I think so
What a cluster fuck
>RCL still can't get a game
New Josh.
we supporting the arse tomorrow then?
>free kick specialist
>Depay didn't smash it into the wall
Is he, dare I say, back?
>>67407642
Hell yeah. /lifelong/ for arse tomorrow
>>67407601
don't forget he scored an own goal before being sent off.
still a classy defender. england could do with a less injury prone woodgate now.
>>67407642
most definitely. based welbz to score the winner
>>67407642
Villa will beat Arsenal on the last day
>>67407642
>>67407655
We'll join them in their general lads. See you there
>>67407642
Even if Arsenal win tomorrow, United will shit the bed against West Ham.
>>67407674
Like they did in the FA cup?
This team is so fucking shit.
I hope you all say sorry to LVG when we snatch 4th.
>>67407642
No.
/3pm/ thread where????????????
>>67407700
>tfw told my mates if we get a CL spot and FA cup id get a LVG tattoo
>increasingly_nervous_man.jpg
Mata is a lovely fella ;_;
why did he do this to Adnandos lads? the absolute dutch cunt
3pm thread fellas
>>67407777
>>67407777
>>67407777
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