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>>67403291
there's 6 on 6 tennis?
Starting at 13:00
Rafael Nadal ESP vs Andy Murray GBR
Followed by
Martina Hingis SUI
Sania Mirza IND vs Caroline Garcia FRA
Kristina Mladenovic FRA
Not before 18:00
Dominika Cibulkova SVK vs Simona Halep ROU
Not before 20:00
Novak Djokovic SRB vs Kei Nishikori JPN
>>67403390
yes
Rafa your threads are literally shit tier. Leave it to the autistic German.
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.madrid-open.com/en/draw/
Schedule: http://www.madrid-open.com/en/mmo16-en/schedule/
Live-scores: http://www.madrid-open.com/en/mmo16-en/live/
Please no Murrovic final
>>67404611
Murrrovic won't be that bad honestly. Muzza is pretty good on clay now.
>>67404680
Doesn't keep it from being hours of boring baseline grinds with Djoko having the upper hand. Murray is just a worse version of Djoko.
>tfw my four least favourite players on the tour are all in the semis
Fuck, why couldn't Kyrgios just have won yesterday to make it more interesting?
>>67403291
why is EVERYONE on our team manlet tier?
>>67404975
that pic is misleading
>carlos bernardes
>Le time violations at set/match points man
>>67404983
i know the Brit players are standing on a higher platform but that doesnt explain why every belgian player is like 5'9"
>>67405023
Goffin is 5"11
>>67405023
>every belgian player is like 5'9"
they're not
Mobile link for Rafa.?
>>67404927
Kyrgios couldn't break Nishikori once in 3 long sets, mate. He would have been Djokoraped.
ffs rafa
Welp, get well soon Rafa. Make sure to increase the dose for the French
H-haha good joke Rafa. Now play seriously pls.
>>67405330
>already writing rafa off
he'll be back
Remember yesterday when some of you guys said Nadal would beat Djokobot in the final?
That was fun, wasn't it
Rafa takes so long between points that I'm not gonna bother watching this match
I know mury will win anyway
>It's Murray beats himself episode
arghhhhhhh
>>67403291
Why do manlets never win?
no way
you're joking
i bet murray's first serve % is below 50 right now
>>67405636
It was 39% when they last showed, well he hasnt improved since i guess...
>murri
V A M O S
>carlos
>ever doubting the GOAT
>>67404975
wtf I thought Darcissy was a lot taller than 177
>>67404975
>>67405784
t. olivier rochus
acestream?
>>67405636
>>67405658
pic related
>>67405821
1328e97497116ef4dc90bc0eee91d88480a81b72
>>67405847
Thanks
wew that ROS winner
>SCAM
When is Nadal going to turn on rape mode or is he in bitch mode?
>tfw I have lots of school work I need to do but instead I'm just eating tacos snorting subutex and watching tennis
How do I learn self control?
>give it to me i'm worth it
what did she mean by this
>>67405902
fucking hell what is it with Finns and subutex?
I watched that documentary Reindeespotting: Escape From Santaland, all about subutex abusers in Finland. I don't know any other country in europe that has people abusing subutex more than the Finns.
5*-6 0-40
LOL
oh no
EBAM
Murray just crushed that last game. Where the fuck is Nadal?
>>67405033
I am too.
>>67405969
No manlets here please.
Ayy lmao
>>67405985
At least I hit the 1.80 meter mark
2bh it took him 3 sets to beat muzza in monte carlo too
>>67405941
>I watched that documentary Reindeespotting: Escape From Santaland
Great documentary, really tells something about life in Finland. I dunno why, it is the only cheap opiate I think. I think it's imported but I don't know why it's so popular.
I don't use opiates very much but after a late evening I stumbled into a gang of junkies who were hanging out one shooting up something. We chatted a little and one of them traded my one gram of weed for 4mg of subutex
SO yeah in summary I don't know what it is with Finns and subutex
>Murray at 0% first serves this set
>>67406051
kek
>>67406035
Just drink some Lonkero instead, that stuff is the shit. Best europe summer drink.
>>67406063
yeah, you just can't get too drunk on it as it sweet as fuck
I prefer cider, like a cold Somersby on a summer day in a glass bottle
wew
>>67405423
So if there a six points in a game on average it's like 2.5 minutes of buttpicking every single game
Big strong English man Andy MURRAY decimating weak scum fem boy Nadal.
>>67406164
didn't he endorse Scottish independence? So if the vote had been slightly shifted he would literally not even be British any more
God damn it has got to sting for the Scots that they didn't take their chance for freedom
First warm day of the year and i have literally half of Australia's wildlife in my room. I fucking hate the summer.
>>67406195
Yeah he did the cheeky cunt. He'll always be English tbqh.
>>67406203
>european """summer"""
>>67406203
Buy some repellent.
>>67406227
Dubai heat is stifling, really don't know how you manage to live there.
>>67406227
Do you get your pakistani slave to type for you?
>Murray must win the Madrid title to remain world #2
lel
>>67406243
air conditioning, friend
>>67406218
Scotland doesn't have their own Tennis academy and have no plans to institute one, so its their own fault Murray can't play under the scottish flag as their is no institution to do so.
fuck off
>>67406203
Come to my hoods in the winter when the sun is up for 10 minutes a day, you better pray it's not cloudy for those ten minutes or you are not getting those juicy C vitamins
Around three years ago it was basically cloudy from early December to late January during the sunlight time which meant no sun for any of the people, which meant our souls were hurting and everyone turned to alcohol, this was in Helsinki, in the north it's much worse
January is the month with the most suicides here
In the summer the sun refuses to go down and its between 15-20 celsius most of the time
so I like the summer
>>67406227
>Arabian hosting of world cup
>>67406312
I'd fucking love that.
>>67406312
I've been through Tampere, Lahti and Helsinki from around January to late February. Couldn't believe the amount of snow that falls, at one point I am pretty sure it snowed for three days straight.
>>67406312
>the sun is up for 10 minutes a day
what the fuck
>>67406269
>Federer injured and doing nothing all year
>still becomes world no 2.
>>67406370
He's got a lot of points to defend after clay season is over
rafael nadal? more like hawkeye nadal
>>67406312
>juicy C vitamins
c vitamins
>that pass shot
V A M O S
>>67406432
>>67406342
>wet cold feet because there is a pool of water everywhere in spring time
>waiting for a bus that is late for 20 minutes when it's 20 degrees negative celsius
you wouldn't Adolf
>>67406350
cool what brought you here? Seeing lots of snow must be cool for a Brit
>>67406358
Yeah and in the midsummer it's down for ten minutes, the earth is slightly tilted, look it up
>>67406445
?
>>67406474
>the earth is slightly tilted, look it up
yeah i had no idea
>>67406312
>C vitamins
WEW
>>67406474
you're thinking of D. Vitamin D
lmoa muzza literally doesn't want to win this game
Press 'F' to pay respects
>>67406474
>cool what brought you here? Seeing lots of snow must be cool for a Brit
Girl I met at university was Finnish and we banged from time to time so I've spent a lot of time there.
Really liked Finland, Finns should be a bit more patriotic and positive about their country, everyone I spoke to seemed so negative about it. Used to go to Irish pub up the road from the Train station in central helsinki, brilliant night life there.
When did Mury turn into a servebot?
>>67406470
that smug face, how can you cheer for him
>>67406486
>>67406510
yeah it barely impacts the equator so not weird that you wouldn't know
>D vitamins
uuh, yeah, blackies that come this far north have to eat suplements because their skin can't take up enough of it
>>67406551
it's not about where you live. you learn that shit in like elementary school
>>67406562
Why are you so angry? Did you pakistani slave run away again or something?
Why don't you go build another gaudy skyscraper to cheer yourself up or something.
>>67406612
You just jelly they still got Paki slaves and you don't
literally the same dropshot over and over again. rafa somehow fails to read it
>>67406612
>why are you so angry
i'm not? why are you?
>>67406639
We do, they work in corner shops and taxis.
>>67406646
You're definitely butthurt bro, you are coming across like a very intense and angry individual.
>rafa getting btfo again
What a twist. He still can't handle a good serving and once again no one will stop chokeabitch
>>67406551
>everyone I spoke to seemed so negative about it
Everyone is quite nationalistic actually I think. It's more of a modus we go into when talking to foreigners to fulfill the cliché of grumpy Finn. Also if you live in a country you will be better at noticing the bad parts, the good parts like drinkable tap water are just seen as standard
oh no
>>67406713
u angry now bruhv XD
>>67406713
What? Gonna bomb something again?
>>67406699
Water is good there and one thing I liked which seemed to be everywhere was fresh pickles, like even the smallest shop like an aleppo would have a huge fresh barrel.
Oh and the coffee, i think i read somewhere finland drinks the most coffee per person, and its better than the coffee I had in italy.
>>67406699
for
>>67406550
it's alright country and city, not sure what bar you're talking about, there's more than one in Finland lol
kinda weird how there are Irish pubs everywhere in the world
>>67406713
Spill something on your robes? Found a stain on your white range rover? Your 12 year old wife talked back?
>Poor man's Djokosmash
did muzza just get a time violation
>>67406754
pub was called Molly Malones, if you get the chance check it out on a wednesday or friday, has a huge upstairs where they do free music nights.
Nadal plays shit when he gets angry.
>Nadal argues with clay
Spanish in charge of being butthurt today.
>>67406808
>aleppo
kek. Alepa Britbruv
>Molly Malones
I walk past it on my way to uni, never actually went in, maybe I'll check it out
Personally I mainly get drunk in kallio where it's cheap
>>67406858
>Clay wins argument
5-2 the most dangerous lead
>>67406879
Never went through Kallio, heard it was dodgy.
>>67406906
>you were my greatest ally
>why have you forsaken me?
>et tu lutum
>>67406954
>>et tu lutum
>>67406946
It was more so like 10 years ago, it's been kinda gentrified. But there are more drug users and dodgy looking people than in the city center
>>67406986
How often do you have intercourse with your camel?
Murri will win RG
>>67406986
Have you heard Zizek's description of Dubai? He often uses it as an example for an ultimate evil capitalist town
you only see tourist and Nepalese slaves
>>67407061
not a fan of dubai myself 2bh lad
>>67407061
>Zizek
Love me some Zizek.
>>67407059
the RG courts and madrid courts are not the same, are they?
>>67406658
They don't serve you tea in your living room tho.
>tfw we bought gyppos for that exact reason
>tfw they are now begging on street corners all over Europe, spoiling our already shoddy rep
>>67407061
>shlagoyim zizkek
Didn't you like fight gommies to exist?
V A M O S
No retreat, no surrender
>>67407186
No they are very different, one is filled with french people and the other is not.
>>67407142
are you a native or a Spanish guest worker?
>>67407166
entertaining as fuck, we actually read a text of him for a philosophy course, he actually makes some sense in his writings
>>67407192
Stalinism doesn't equal socialism. Besides Zizek is a Marxist not a Stalinist. Also besides, wasn't it a romanian division tha allowed the Soviets to break through and encircle Stalingrad?
also nice meme *sniff*
smash into the net man
Kek, what an anticlimatic ending.
top kek
Djokowinslol
>Nadull
>>67407338
It was a Romanian/Hungarian fuck up. You see, you can use us both separately but never together.
EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM
fucking hell
>viva la vida
>i used to roll the dice, see the fear in my enemies' eyes
literally_rafa.jpeg
>>67407338
the latter 2bh lad
>>67407289
nice timing lad
Does this mean that Murray is more likely than Nadal to win Roland Garros? Mo but seriously if he beats Nadal in Madrid in straights it means he can theoretically beat Nadal in Paris
>>67407338
>entertaining as fuck, we actually read a text of him for a philosophy course, he actually makes some sense in his writings
If you get the chance he did a lecture once on from what I can remember the european national anthem. He opened the talk with how the Lion King is the most evil movie ever made, it was hilarious.
>>67406986
>And you dirt
kek
>>67407425
Is he genuinely insane or trolling? You can never tell with people who have gone full leftist. Or full right for that matter
>>67407418
Spaniard? seriously? what do you do?
>>67407425
sounds like Zizek, the lions are facsists and so on and so on
>>67407500
He is just a marxist and cultural critic with a good set of anecdotes and OCD ticks *sniff*
bit of a clown, but he has serious points
If you want a more logical and coherent leftist thinker read Chomsky or listen to his lectures
>>67407550
Perkele, I know both of them, and I find them equally atrocious, manipulative and frightening. More so the idiots that are following in their soft commie footsteps.
Well would you look what happened, big strong English alpha male Andy Murray dominates and decimates beta spanish twink Nadal.
On Phillipe Chatrier court our boy will bring it home.
EBAM EBAM EBAM.
Stop this philosophy you cunts, I remember last time this happened and you all got banned.
>and I find them equally atrocious, manipulative and frightening
they just have a different world view, the capitalists are in power, these are just some people criticizing the obvious flaws of capitalism
they are not gonna suddenly take over all the governments and put you in FEMA camps
What are your political views Romania guy?
>>67407625
good point, let's stop here
>>67407625
Calm down mate, the match wasn't that entertaining is all, so we started talking about philosophy.
Looking forward to Novak and Murray though.
>>67407699
Murray is playing good so he will lose in three sets instead of two lol
No but seriously this win must make Murray look like a serious competitor for the Roland Garros, how hilarious would it be if he won it before Novak? He can beat both Novak and nadal on clay if he happens to be clutch.
I'd say he is 3rd favourite to win RG after Djockovic and Nadal atm. If he could somehow beat Novak tomorrow he'd make himself into a serious candidate for the title
>>67407803
He has made it consistently to the Semi's of the FO for a while now, I can't see him being a serious competitor there though.
>>67407684
>these are just some people criticizing the obvious flaws of capitalism
Protip: don't use words invented by a freeloading shitbag like Marx. Thanks.
nadull is a piece of shit
>el rey del clay
Holy fucking meme.
that's what you get for making the /teen/ thread yesterday spain
>>67408164
>implying i support nadull
>>67408015
what word? capitalism?
Philosophy huh lads? He's gonna have an asthma attack.
I told you faggots his level of play was dropping again
90 mins till the hottest woman in the top 50 plays
>>67409065
Serena skipped Madrid
>>67409065
chirico was defeated
>falling for the WTA meme
>>67409065
You can't be serial
>losing the first set once again
I suspect she's doing it on purpose
>>67412238
She knows what she's doing with them nipples.
>>67412238
manface
>>67409437
niche attractiveness
>>67409483
cute but average
>>67409676
Cibulkova>>>>Woz
Hello
>>67412732
hola italia
How do you find out which court a match is being played on?
the ones i posted here >>67403401 are on the central court
>>67412778
http://www.madrid-open.com/en/mmo16-en/schedule/
It's over. Dominika is finished.
>>67412482
She used to be extremely cute in 2007-2008 when she was around 18. Then kind of lost that cuteness, but still quite attractive for a tennis player
>>67412820
>>67412803
Thanks Juans
Djokovic 6-4, 6-1
Djokovic 6-2 6-2.
Kei to pretend to be hurt at the end of the match when Novak is serving for it.
Who /special kei/ here?
>>67414488
He's a manlet, physically and mentally. Still prefer him over Muzzovic #124356789 final
>>67414488
always root against the bot
>>67414614
this. was rooting for kyrgios yesterday but still rooting for nishi today
>>67414637
based as fuck
>German TV fucks off because of handball
Wankers, the lot of em
Remember how Djoko got btfo early in MC and all matches after that were fucking fun?
>It's a djokowinslol episode
>>67415035
kek
stay strong brother. nishigoati might pull this off
NICE SAMURAI KEEP IT THAT WAY
Sure break point? I don't think so.
>nishichoki
>play like a god the non important points
>choke all the decisive ones
Who AM I?
Very shamfur
>>67415176
nadal pretending to be nishikori
What's wrong with me? I want Djokovic to win today
nice ROS winner there
Has Nole won a single rally so far? He's only getting through this by serbbotting
>players hating on the Schweppes towels again
lel
>not allowed white towels
?
what kind of a shitty rule is that
>>67415455
Schweppes is paying
But a lot of players complained about the towels absorbing next to no sweat so they brought their own.
>>67415455
one informed by sponsorship dollars
Nishikori in charge of breaking the bot
Djokovic looking not so good, he is just pretending to play mindgames on Maury
Not watching the match, watching my home town team Leicester win the PL. Read this thread. Expect Kei to be up like 5-2. See 3-2
Tfw
Novac breaks this game, screenshot this.
>>67415810
lel
>>67408261
Yes.
>>67415810
Why aren't we rich yet? this shit is so predictable.
Breakpoint incoming
>Bounces the ball before serve
>Unforced error
Nippon banzai
how does a monster like novak come about?
he went from being a injury prone retiree
to the fittest guy on tour. how does that happen in short time.
>>67416037
HE'S ON THE GASSSS KHANT
>>67416037
Gluten-free HGH
it's not fair. djokovic is not even playing that well.
>>67416037
Gluten free diet and cryochambers.
>>67416037
He drinks blood of the innocent.
it's ogre
>>67416037
Real djokovic died in 2014 this is a bot made by military usa
>>67416145
>cryochambers
wew
whats the gluten free diet anyway? is it low carb ?
>>67416037
EPO
>djokovic won 30 out of 31 sets against TOP10 players
dayum
Oh, boy. I can't wait for the final.
>mfw
>>67416344
and lost the 3 most important vs le /r/cuckold man...
>>67406954
I think it's more "et tu, argilla?"
Mfw bot gets banned for roids and his slams given to his opponents. Andy 4 time Aussie open champion.
Time to prep the bull
Fuck this MC gave me hope and now it's back to business as usual. Plus i can't even enjoy Feds game.
>>67416606
u mad brah
>>67416666
>>6666
>>67416666
I don't even care who wins as long as it's not the same fucking person every single time.
Nice Quads.
>it's a novak starts yelling at ball kids even though he's winning episode
>>67416606
M-maybe he will choke again at Rome.
Seriously, this serb bot crushes my hopes every time. MC was so fun this year but now he's crashing the party.
holy shit
GOAT
for fuck's sake
I can't belive u faggots still think someone can stop Djokovic.
>why sandniggs post in tenis threads
seriously he's like a robot who gets OTA updates every game
shits not fair
It'S over
will murray finally end novak's career?
>watching a djokobot match unironically
lads...
>>67417133
Irrelevant like british athlete
>name one brit who was goat
>whatever sport u wanna
>sport pls don't give me snooker and shit
>>67416988
Ti si seljačina bez škole.
>>67417196
Murray
Vardy
Lewis Hamilton
Tyson Fury
Harry Kane
Danny Willett
Now name 1 Serb relevant in any sport
>Murrovic final
I never cared for this tournament anyway
>>67417320
Novak Djokovic you autist chav
>>67417320
Wew lad, easy don't hurt yourself
Guys what happened in the Nadal match? WHy did he lose?
>>67417408
A robot manufactured in China
>Serb
>>67417429
no fucking idea. maybe he needs to rest
>>67417429
His special sauce ran out
Djokovic is so skinny I'm concerned for his health desu get some meat between ur bones m8 u look like ur from auswitch breh
>>67417196
LE FIST PUMP IN THE AIR ROBOT
>>67417429
He's shit now, get on with the times.
>>67417429
Nadals face when Toni got the drinks mixed up and he's sipping orange juice at the changeover
>>67417037
kek
>mfw djokobot wins madrid & rome and then chokes at RG again
motherfucker, what a rally
somebody needs to get kei into nietzsche philosophy or black metal
kid needs to get edgy if he wants to dominate the tour
>>67417631
To Nishichokai
Mfw Djoko is better than everyone at hitting the ball over the net and not hitting it long
>>67417704
kek
>>67417704
LMFAO
>>67417704
It's called tennis, anon
>djokovic making unforced errors to give nishi false hope
what a monster
>>67417779
nah extra practice for murray tmr
>>67417793
Implying our big strong boy won't be able to defeat this skinny man boy twink.
>we were lucky enough to witness the greatest tennis player ever
Feels good
>>67417793
Djokofault
That fake lob flick by Djoko was genius.
>Nishikori in god mode
This gun be gud
Djokovic was 40-0, I went to take a piss and he got broken... what happened?
>>67417879
>implying Djokovic isn't just toying with all of us
>>67417896
You went to take a piss on match point?
>>67417896
robot needed extra time to work on some tweaks
>>67417928
Pissbottles are full and I thought it was over...
>>67417930
he's trying out a new algorithm for tomorrow's match. it's in beta mode right now
it can literally NOT be disputed that tennis is the greatest sport on earth
>>67417896
Bot malfunction. He missed 2 points in that game
>djokovic looking for his roids in the bag
"WHERE ARE MY ROIDS?"- Djokovic
FUCK OFF CHINK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67417963
>pissbottles
wew lad
Holy shit, Djokovic is pissed
HAJDE NOLE
>>67417963
>Not just peeing in the poop buckets
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>67418109
If this goes to a third it's a 6-0
At least a tiebreak
pretty good match actually
Tiebreaks that start with a minibreak are the worst.
>>67418144
This
>>67418143
Fuck off Rafa, you got away with this shit on clay for 10 years
as predicted nole just needed to clean out some gunk for tmr
stupid kei can't do shit
FUCK ME
If Djokovic wins Roland Garros tennis is officially dad.
>>67418183
Actually im a roger fan
>>67418225
Tennis had always been my dad.
>>67418226
He got away with this shit as well until bot punished him in 2011
are those pink flavored steroids>
tumbling down
>>67418142
I will clean my cum cask, pissbottles and poopbucket once the match ends...
>>67418249
Yes but the it's a really different tennis..
OGRE
G
R
E
ĐWL
>>67418364
How is he so handsome?
Well that was unexpected
Let's talk about tomorrow, Novak is 4-0 on clay vs Murray
Polyglotović
how does he do it always under pressure but the great nole always come on top
he is truly the greatest player to have ever played the game
>>67418426
mirin that serratus anterior
Djokovic is currently the greatest athlete on this planet.
>>67418426
11 slams. Not even caught up with Clay boi.
The best ever, way better than Nadal and not a fraud like Federer.
>>67418546
kek
roidal and nole may be better athletes but never better tennis players than roger
This generation is outstanding.
I'm just a bit worried about what will happen after they retire. Because Zverev, Kyrgios and Coric are A-OK I guess but fuck them they can never ever compare to Federer Djokovic Nadal and guys like Murray or based Berdych.
>>67418838
Federer is 7 years older than Djokovic. They're not from the same generation, m8
>>67418838
>based berdych
why is this allowed?
>>67418838
>based Berdych
(Toi)
>>67418364
Damn, his face is almost exactly like Keegan-Michael Key's.
>>67417489
>even his hair gave up
Will something good ever happen to Nadal again?
>>67422217
Fuck off he's still got 3 more slams than your roiding skinny cunt
Oh shit there are already Rome r1 matxcheas today.
>>67424747
For now
Rome 1st round:
12:00 Anderson (16) - Lopez
13:30 Johnson - Monaco
15:00 Ramos-Vinolas - Querrey
15:00 Paire - Tomic
16:30 Mayer - Goffin (12)
16:30 Gabashvili - Troicki
Madrid final:
18:30 Djokovic (1) - Murray (4)
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.internazionalibnlditalia.com/en/mens-singles-draw/
Schedule: http://www.internazionalibnlditalia.com/en/schedule/
Live-scores: http://www.internazionalibnlditalia.com/en/scores/
>>67409065
>>67412537
>>67412830
Rihanna don't you have some shit music to make?
>>67417037
DELETE THIS
Djokovic wins lol
Can't wait until they clean tennis up and we go back to graceful, accuracy based play and not just roid endurance
>>67434328
you mean servebot season?
Big strong British alpha male Andy Murray will today beat weak beta Serb scum Novak Djokobot.
>rome net televised yet
What is this shit?
why is tennis so fucking boring. I find it even more boring than boreball now
>>67435538
Individual sport. Too much skill difference between players.
Shit was fine with the big 3 or 4 being able to regularly beat each other.
>>67435090
>alfa male
>british
pick one ginger faggot
>>67435538
Djokovic is so good that it's not even fun anymore.
Here's to a bot choke today.
>>67437803
He only plays one match per day. He's not so dominant yet that he's playing everyone like an autist at outdoor chess games
>tfw played 3 times this week and don't care anymore if djokovic wins and ruins another finals
http://www.skysports.com/tennis/gallery/12110/10274392/murray-v-djokovic--the-rivalry
>>67440477
H2H 23 - 9
3 of these were in the last 4 years
>>67440902
4-0 in clay
Expecting Murray to bend over
>>67441755
>A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. - Asimov
Muzzy's got this
How long left
>>67442144
starting now
>>67442144
they're warming up now
It's starting, lads. Predict final score
>>67441864
Djokovic vioates the laws of robotics, but that's what makes him nearly invincible.
>>67441864
Are Scots human tho?
Start with a dooble en fault kek
Murray is such a pushover. It's frustrating.
IT'S OGRE ALREADY
Is it already ogre?
6-0 6-0 djokovic
>Murri
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
Why, why the hell does he always choke when facing someone with a higher rank than him?
I'm not even mad about the bot right now, as I should be.
Fuck.
>The clay acknowledges a new master
>Slippy M
What the fuck was that
There goes the bagel...
>>67442606
Breadstick confirmed
Dropshot worked for once. Djoko is finished.
I don't see how murray keeps losing
he has the looks
the hot art gf
the money
the muscles
He needs to listen to some black metal and become trve kvlt its the only way
>>67442686
why do you lie to yourself like this
I root for djokovic that way I am literally never disappointed. Why does /sp/ always toot for perennial losers?
>tennis
>sport
>>67442614
Are you a wizard?
>>67442737
objection
>>67442807
>Root *
>>67442811
go and play a higher level tennis match for an hour and half and come back to say that
>4-1
>>67442819
Why can't Brits into genetics?
>>67442819
Kim sears looks like Amelie Mauresmo, ex-coach of Murray.
weird
>>67442737
>he has the looks
wew
How do you pronounce "wew"
>>67442737
he has the autism
>>67442896
>>67442871
I think he meant 'teeth'. Lots and lots of teeth
>>67442922
oo-ew
>>67442922
whoo-w
>>67442807
Strong players. Weak players. That is only the selfish perception of people. True fans of the sport wish victory for their favourites.
>>67409065
horse face
How do you pronounce "racquet"
>>67442958
*tips fedora*
>>67442958
Man you can produce so many quality posts with your rare flag, why don't you embrace the memes
>>67442964
Should go well with my dick then
>>67442922
Vev
>5-2
>>67442807
I don't care who plays as long as the match gets close or there are crazy rallys/winners.
Djokovic matches usually hhave none..
lol at this match
>6-2
Nadal would have been better...
It's that familiar old episode
>End me
>final
>31 minutes
Another display of Continental supremacy over the inferior british subhumans.
0 forehand winners. 0 backhand winners.
What makes Djokovic so great?
He's literally the best player ever.
>murray has never beaten djokovic from a set down
>>67443172
nah, with nadal maybe you would have a bit of hope but then always end up with the bitter taste of a djokovic victory.
at least with sir andy murray you get rid of the disappointment altogether
How many Grand Slams do you expect Djokovic to have at the end of his career? 20 is my guess
He's always a step ahead
>>67443272
Remember that first set in Indian Wells? It was very close. If Nadal plays like that in clay vs Djokovic, I think he has a real chance to defeat him
>>67443240
no weakness
>>67443285
15-16 he's gonna get hurt soon. he can't keep this up its humanly impossible
>>67443285
>tattoos
>"it's quite breathtaking"
>these commentators
>tying your wedding ring in your shoelaces
Looks like Spanish are white by the look of the stadium.
Djokovic is so good it actually pains me to watch him play. How on earth will anything beat him in the grandslams this year
>>67443444
you hate him now but after he and fed retire you will regret not appreciating him more.
>>67443285
24 GS and 50 masters
>>67443493
>you will regret not appreciating him more.
This is just a stupid analogy. Djokovic fans like Djokovic, Federer fans like Federer, etc. Do you not understand the cocept of being a fan?
>>67443565
no you dont understand, djokovic is playing possibly the best tennis of anyone in history. Literally how else do you improve on djokovics game right now? We wont see anyone as dominant as him for a while . Its not about fandom its about appreciating the quality of tennis. Even non chicago fans appreciated michael jordan for what he was capable of.
>>67443240
The real question is how long he can keep this up without getting hurt. Either he is one of the greatest freak of nature or roiding massively but even that won't last forever.
i appreciate djokovic in fact the way he plays to win i think it's one of the best approaches so i actually really like that
he also has the rage, the inner fire, the madness
that said fuck him it sucks to watch and i hope he never wins another slam desu ;^)
>pay 200€ plus for final seats
>Murrovic final
>>67443615
Djokovic's tennis is just boring percentage baseline bashing. I can see his dominance but I don't exactly like the brand of tennis he represents.
Don't screw this up Andy.
>>67443240
he hasn't conformed
he could've been another Gilles Simon, just endlessly rallying from the back, but he recognized his shortcomings and worked hard to improve them
Game on?
>>67443710
oh fuck off he hits plenty of winners
you are butthurt that he is so dominant that he doesnt look vulnerable often,
if he played the exact same game and tanked a set or game every other match you would be sucking his dick over what a competitor he is
>Djokovic double fault
SYSTEM MALFUNCTION
>>67443667
Loving every laugh.
Break back.
Screen this
gotta hit them failed dropshots to confuse your opponent, right babe?
murray taking out his frustration that kim didn't give him a good blowie before the match
Murray, what is he doing?
Stop it
I'd like to be happy about this but it means 6:! in the third set
GOT EM
Anyone knows what's the weight difference between these two? I guess their height is similar, but djokovic seems freakishly fit...
>>67443956
no clue
>>67443763
Let me just go back a bit and take a breath, I'm getting a bit worked up here. I'm going to say this. As someone who playes tennis, I admire Djokovic's consistency and flawlessness. It's pretty remarkable desu. However, I prefer to watch players like Nadal and Federer who play more intuitively, if you know what I mean. That doesn't mean I don't realise how good Djokovic is.
>its a malware episode
i get why he disables automatic updates but this is the downside
Where is becker?
>>67443956
Djokovic ~75 kg
Murray ~84 kg
>>67444098
He got food poisoning this morning.
Is it possible?
>>67444098
fucking some brown slags
When did Murray got good on clay? I don't remember this.
LINK NOW PLEASE!
JOKER BITCH
6:1 or 6:2?
>losing a set to Murray
Is the bot finished?
>>67444265
http://live.robinwidget.com/livematches/free-live-video-streaming-djokovic-murray-atp-madrid-tennis-316732.html
>it's a djokovic needs more intel for RG episode
>>67444242
He won Madrid last year senpai
Bagel in the third set incoming.
this match just got LIT
BOT ON SUICIDE WATCH.
BIG STRONG MAN MURRAY KILLING WEAK PUSSY SLAV.
>expecting Murray to do shit in the third set
>>67444291
Just like >>67444314 said, his systems are just gathering more data for RG
Ball catchers will be even hotter in Rome.
So strong so powerful. Murray is truly English.
>that
BACKHAND
A
C
K
H
A
N
D
FUUUUUUUCK MURRAY IS ON FIRE
Backhand winner up the line giving Djokovic PTSD from RG15
SEND HIM GLORIOUS
HAPPY AND VICTORIOUS
GOD SAVE MURRAY
looks like the bot is programming himself
CMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON UPDATE FASTER
>>67444477
Checked
>>67444465
>>67444430
Stop triggering me
>Murray
this is where murray tends to completely implode and djok runs away with the third set
ogre, again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Every single time
>>67444594
there ya go
OGRE
G
R
E
>>67444699
>CANT WAKE UP
Wtf why does Murray blink first in every long rally.
Murray doesn't need break points to win.
>Faultovic
It's like 2010
>Chokeovic
YEEEEEEEEEEES ENGLAND'S BRAVEST NEVER QUITS! LEICESTER MURRAY ENGLAND FURY. THE BRAVEST.
GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM
>>67444739
He was always weaker.
>the most dangerous lead
Why doesn't Murray just accept Djokovic is better and move on?
>>67444829
5-2 is the most dangerous
>>67444849
That's a cowardly move France.
Maybe Andy really doesn't want to drop down to third
new thread lads:
>>67444877
>>67444877
>>67444877
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