Alright Yuropoors, when the USA win their inevitable World Cup and still not care, will their be a collective suicide because the Amerigods have finally decided to humour your shit """" sport"""" and win?
>>67401970
USA already won the World Cup in 2014.
Germany beat Argentina making us the world champs.
USA USA USA
It's not inevitable at all.
Even if you're skilled and obsessed with the sport, you're not guaranteed a world cup. Just ask the dutch.
On this subject, it's surprising that there has never been a shock or fluke winner of the world cup, like Denmark or Greece in the euros.
>>67401970
There would be a large amount of butt hurt if you ever win, yes.
>>67402317
World cup has one more knockout round, so continued upsets are less likely.
You "only" need to win 3 knockout games to win the Euro. Back when Denmark won it just 2.
>>67401991
that was actually a little funny
good one m8
Patiently waiting pffft
I find it amazing that the best player we've ever produced is Donavon
Like, at least the Swedes can shit out Ibro
>>67402298
Law of averages senpai. If we can consistently keep getting into the knockout stage its only a matter of time until we meme our way to victory. We could have made a semifinal as recently as 2002 but we got refballed hard
>humour
Poor effort m8
>>67402405
Zlatan isnt even a real Swede, and Landon has scored 5 WC goals.
>>67402405
Ibrahimovic isn't Swedish.
>>67402467
Again, ask how many knockouts, semifinals and finals the dutch played.
>>67402499
>>67402513
US has immigrants too, more than Sweden, and they're not Zlatan tier.
>>67402405
Landon Donovan was a fucking God you pleb
If he would have been in the 2014 World Cup USA would have gone to the semifinals at least, too bad our Federation sold its soul to the dumbass Europleb Klinsmann. Absolutely disgusting.
>>67401970
>that flag
Please like our sport!
Please!
>>67402528
Dutch will win eventually though. Or maybe they choke again, but they still have good odds.
>>67402531
FUCK WONDO
>>67402549
Except it's not something that eventually happens.