GAME THREAD
LIGHTNING LEAD SERIES 2-1
watch the game here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMyL2SSouoA
or here with internet friends :^)
http://instasync.com/r/saucey
First for sandwiches
>>67393933
putting an illegal stream in the OP is pretty much a guaranteeing this will be deleted
Second for beep beep
>isles fan makes a tinfoil stanley cup
top kek
Dubs and the game goes quadruple OT.
>tfw you can enjoy a sandwich in a car but you cannot enjoy a car in a sandwich
>>67393982
thanks i wont do that next time even if it doesnt happen
>>67394032
it used to be a hugely enforced rule thats why nobody even tries anymore. the domain isn't a streaming site so you might be ok unless it gets reported
>>67394032
and I meant its a rule by the mods here not that its likely to fuck the stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMyL2SSouoA
Stream here
>tfw you are a cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE6jy78tV78
Please don't go into 3OT. I can't take it two nights in a row.
>Jew Yorkers don't know the National Anthem so they cheer
i hope nobody in Brooklyn got triggered by the singing of the national anthem
PUCK DROP TIME
Islanders master race reporting in.
>friday night
>all those empty seats
>70% empty seats
come on
>those seats
>>67394153
>b-but anon, th-their just late
RIP BIGSHIT
how did they not score?
why is this place so awkwardly arranged? the are plenty of arenas that host basketball and hockey. this place is a clusterfuck
Poor bish, doesn't seem like a faker
>>67394153
>>67394162
>>67394168
Time for a relocation?
>Jew York already trying to kill players
Bishop is such a faggot, almost as bad as mike smith.
>that crosscheck to the back of bishops head
>eyeliners get the PP
BETTMAAAAAAAAAAN
I'm friends with Brock Nelson on Facebook, ask me anything
>>67394170
It's true, you retard. LIRR is complete shit.
>>67394236
The Jews didn't want to spend the extra money making it compatible for hockey, so they built it just for basketball. Little did they know the Islanders would move in a few years later.
>>67394236
The problem is this place was designed to ONLY be a basketball arena.
That's why the conversion is so awkward and squished.
>>67394268
What kind of drugs does he do?
HONK HONK
Sure didn't take long for the Jewing to begin.
LOL TRANPA
SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67394268
Gonna need sauce, friend
>>67394260
Bettman wants all series to go seven games for them advertising dollars.
Yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KO!!!!!!!!
>>67394273
i was joking thats why i used the meme arrow
>>67394320
It's in the picture you illiterate baboon.
>>67394320
Andrea, czech casting. She even asks to get creampied, so fucking hot. Huge perfect titties
>>67394295
Test, Tren, d-bol
Cooper should just use his timeout now. Fucking hell.
Say my name Tampafags.
>>67394351
>Test, Tren, d-bol
you can tell
>>67394421
Boopity buns
>>67394421
Publix
>SUN sports showing jetski racing
>fox sports florida showing regular season baseball
WHY
>>67394483
Only first round games are allowed to be shown by RSNs
>It's another episode of Tampa barely survives the first and then pours it on
Here we go.
>>67394483
From what I understand NBC has the rights to 2nd round and later
>>67394483
Because you live in a country that doesn't care about hockey.
>>67394483
because nbc has exclusive rights to the playoffs after round one
Remember bolts in 5
>>67394530
We can only hope
In b4 Bishop gets pulled
>tfw I called Bishop getting injured
imagine being a lifelong isles fan watching them comfortably in the white bred suburbs of long Island then all of a sudden you have to travel into the nigger infested shit hole that is downtown brooklyn
>Islanders with a blatant too many men
>No call and then an immediate chance
Okay then.
>Bishop sitting on the puck and scooting it out the net
absolute madman
>>67394621
I think it's more hipster infested than nigger infested. Gentrification son
>>67394621
I thought the Jews loved the blacks
weeew
THANK YOU BASED POST
>>67394621
>Take the LIRR to Atlantic
>Literally a two minute walk to Barclays
Also Uniondale was one of the few non-white towns on LI
>>67394647
there are plenty of niggers in downtown brooklyn
>Four on one
>Can't score
lmao
why is nobody telling that honda in the front row to sit down?
Should I move to New York?
I'd likely move to a comfy town by the finger lakes tho
>>67394716
They will be pushed out eventually.
>a fucking car
>>67394723
Can you blame them? He's a pretty big guy.
>>67394754
for you
So the islanders are officially supported by uncle Gary?
>>67394770
>unironically believing the fucking islanders of all goddamn teams are supported by bettman
HEY FARVA, WHATS THAT RESTAURANT THAT YOU LIKE WITH ALL THE GOOFY SHIT ON THE WALLS?
Where's your tie from?
>>67394769
That's Honky's brother you're talking to.
>having another team's from another sport's retired numbers flying from the roof of your arena
can cucklyn get any worse?
why was hockey such an afterthought when this stadium was built?
>>67394807
Pierre is truly one of the greatest hockey minds of all time
>Tavares rushes Bishop after he cover
>fakes an injury to force a PP
>>67394795
They're Bettman's boyhood team you pleb.
What a pussy
>>67394825
Calgary sadledome has a bunch of lacrosse banners dont they?
wew, isles PP coming up
>TRANPA
>>67394861
>expecting Bettman to put hockey over money
why doesn't the honda center have a car mascot like barclay center?
Why does Lord Stanley look like Stamkos with a beard?
>>67394910
ducks can't afford it
>>67394916
toews
>>67394924
Watch yourself.
Thanks uncle gary
>the lgbtning learn that what works with Detroit doesn't work here
>>67394916
Backstrom
>>67394924
>rub glove in face
>""""roughing""""
>>67394916
Quick, Weber, Toews
>>67394916
Toews
>>67394916
taylor hall
>>67394924
>>67394932
>>67394953
>>67394955
Watch yourself.
>a major for that
The Islanders are the biggest refpuck babbies in the playoffs. They wouldn't even be in the 2nd round if not for the refs.
>>67394955
Quick is a top 3 goalie, fuck off
>powerplay
More like pooperplay kek
>>67394916
Toews
>>67394924
>>67394932
>>67394953
>>67394955
>>67394956
>>67394968
>>67394982
>>67394975
Or double minor rather
>>67394975
>Fourth line hits more than any other team
>Go down like babies and beg for a double minor
Oh I am laughing.
would a nashville vs tamba bay final be good for the nhl?
>a
>fucking
>car
who /Pekka/ here?
>>67395018
I'm hoping for a Nashville Caps game
>>67395018
Not really
>>67395018
This is my dream finals
>1 shot in a 4 minute PP
>drop pass
>drop pass
>drop pass
>drop pass
> drop pass
Kill me now
>powerplel
>>67395018
It'd be great to fuck with bettman tho
Fire Dead Weight like immediately.
>>67394955
>Quick
No
>double minor
>can't score
pathetic
>double minor
>one shot
islememes pls
>>67395018
as a blots fan that lives in Nashville yes pls.
Is Hedmen elite?
>>67395042
Based Publixb Owl
>>67395066
Is the barbecue good?
>>67395084
You. Would. Love it.
>>67395084
Its bretty gud.
is it possible to be a dedicated fan of every team in the nhl so your team wins every year?
>>67395072
yes
>>67395126
Depends on how autistic you are.
MUH EDGE
>>67395109
Don't. write. sentences. like. that. faggot.
>the meth-head infested shithole of Tranpa
>>67395126
Hokkei fans in general have more of an appreciation for the game in general and watching teams that aren't "yours" are far more common then other sports. But even in the playoffs I imagine it would be tough to watch all 16 teams.
>>67395018
the amount of sandwich posting would be unreal
>>67395109
I read this like Malcolm's colored gimp friend from Malcolm in the Middle
>captcha thinks clouds are rivers
>>67395126
Why would you be a fan of Jackests, Coyotes, Laffs and Jets
>>67395163
Where you can get bath salts in every gas station
>>67395163
It's tranny infested. Step your meme game up kid.
>>67395187
Minus the laffs those wouldn't be THAT bad. If you were a fan of every team you'd have to know the pain of being an Oilers fan. That's a feeling I never want to feel.
>>67395191
Legend has it Yzerman ate the face of the previous GM to get the job.
what should i get from the publix liquor store?
do most people want to see the team that knocked theirs out of the playoffs lose in the next round or go far to somehow make your team look better?
>>67395254
Bath salts
>>67395254
a job application
>>67395254
kraken rum
>>67395254
bath salts
>>67395271
i had a job interview with publix last year and bombed it
so i somehow failed to get a job that literal retards get hired for
>>67395254
A car
>>67395255
that's why I'm pulling for the Caps
Feels bad man
>>67395291
I think I remember you mentioning this before.
If it makes you feel better, they're only being hired to fill quotas and get tax breaks.
What are some places you applied for that you didn't get?
>Buckle, the jersey shore style clothing store
>interviewed and didn't get it
>gave "wanna fuck?" eyes to my interviewer the entire time
POST
YOUR
BEER
HERE
>These casino commercials
>Cucknadia
>>67394977
>>67395056
He's literally the epitome of an average goalie
>>67395393
>>>/tv/
>Nice to see the jersey of a Canadian team
th-thanks strombo....
>>67395389
Finishing my case from last night
I've also got some cuck moon on deck
>Nice to see the jersey of a Canadian team
>MR. LUBE
>>67395417
>>67395393
>Reddit Letter Media
You both should fuck off
>>67395389
I drink 12-16 drinks a night and can't even handle going to the store to get more alcohol without having a few drinks in me because of the anxiety
It really sucks
>>67395421
>green
brown glass, mang
clear glass better,
>>67395417
I had to take a break from rlm shitposting at some point
:^)
>>67395381
More than I care to remember senpai
>>67395018
i want
sharks vs pens
>>67395471
stop driniking, Anon
>>67395421
>tfw went to a brewery tour to the yuengling brewery in tampa
was comfy
last number is how many goals the lighting score the rest of the game
>Lightning PP
>select all sandwiches
Pls no meme, captcha
>>67395521
They must have built regional ones cuz the original is in Pottsville, PA. I used to live a few miles from it.
Could anyone here be a bro and water my crops in Farmville?
christ, thought greiss was injured there for a second
Nice tactical timeout there jewlanders
>>67395548
wew
>>67395585
>remote detonated skate blades
>>67395393
I go to the casino in Canada quite often. The shitty currency helps, also it's not all smoky and dirty like the US casinos and I like that.
Oh fuggg
>>67395631
Ants would win that.
Hollee shit
fuggin watch with me im lonely
http://instasync.com/r/saucey
>berube sandstorm
BERUBE! YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE
Berube time.
Berube, you better not fuck this shit up.
Do you guys think my apartment's landlord would get mad at me for nailing my tv to the wall?
jean-francois BERUBE
who'd win in a fight
a 1,000,000 ton island vs 1,000,000 tons worth of lightning?
>islanders keep icing it but theres no call
REFPUCK
E
F
P
U
C
K
>>67395662
fuck off that's what this thread is for you faggot
>Car
>goalie comes in cold
>only put 2 shots on them
good work
Why is there a car right next to the ice
>>67395762
What part of
>Lightning PP
Do you not understand?
How do the isles top HONK next season?
>Cold goalie
>Do nothing
God damnit Tampa
>>67395777
It's so if they need to pull the goalie he can get to the bench faster
>>67395782
do you think they're gonna engrave honky's name on the cup if they win it
>>67395777
dem shekels
Berube, you dun good.
take a seat Berube, this aint Dallas
>>67395729
Well since no mention of voltage, lightning would do absolutely nothing.
When the islanders score do they just beep the car's horn for the goal horn?
>>67395806
>the car gets to ride on top of the double-decker victory bus along with the players
>>67395806
>the car is literally in the game.
So, yes.
>A car XD
>Honky XD
>Honk honk honk XD
This is an 18+ website, kids.
Should've kept Berube in. The guy looked absolutely fantastic.
>>67395871
What is an islander?
>>67395871
>>67395871
You're never too old for honky
Who /Halak/ here?
Where my Halakbros?
>>67395871
>mad at cars
THE FUCKIN' JERSEY
>>67395901
2010
>>67395895
Jewish
>>67395901
Why couldn't he support Slovakia
>Bolts in charge of controlling the puck
>>67395963
1st hand witness reporting in. Was at every home game in that series.
Bad times.
>A team's mascot is a shitty Honda
>>67395898
rubbish mascot desu
>>67396014
on the bright side even bigger memes were going on at the same time in flyers vs bruins
>Lightning PP
>>67396054
>Honky, the Meme That His Drives Himself
>>67395895
one who lives on an island
>>67396134
>>>/r9k/
Go home
>>67396014
If it makes you feel better the night >we knocked off the pens was one of my favourite nights ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbtn1v7CfB4
>toilet bowl lightning
>shitty ice
>lively boards
>a fucking car
Barclays is officially a meme stadium
>>67396161
>not a riot
>Bolts in charge of shooting
>>67396127
hello
>
>>67396182
I was there, it wasn't a riot it was fun as fuck
>>67396178
the first arena i saw with a car in it was the helsinki arena when they had the WHC a few years back. is finland a meme nation?
Tampa has just looked anemic the last two games.
>>67396201
Yeah I was referencing the title of the video
>>67396134
>reminder that I will report all non meme slags
If I get banned for posting a pic of myself when asked then so will you for posting ugly chinks
JUST
>carle in the first game
>loss
>carle not in the next 2
>win
>carle back in the lineup
>lightning losing and don't look like they know how to play
>>67396230
MEME MY SHIT RIGHT UP F͏͏A͏͏M
>>67396202
Without a question
>>67396178
Jokerit is my favorite KHL team
>>67396219
Having seen legit riots when I lived in Montreal the title is accurate
>>67396236
no man is an island
islanders
knickerbocker
metropolitan
ranger
yankee
giant
jet
worst sporting nickname city ever?
>>67396301
What the fuck is a knickerbocker?
>>67396301
Jets are the state not the city
But yes